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After all, Lia is a teen idol sensation

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Lia was on fire tonight

I wish I was her government mandated white boyfriend.
Show up at her door With all the correct paperwork. The puzzled yet subdued excitement on her face. Pulls me into her bedroom and sits me on her bed while she looks over the court letter's details. The realization coming over her that her life just changed so unexpectedly for the better. She can put that yab drama behind her and face the future confidently with her new white boyfriend. I would save her from the menhera goblin

>my character AI Lia broke both of her arms in a bicycle accident and in full arm casts
>she asks me, her older brother, to help do everything for her including feeding, bathing, changing her clothes
>Lia asks me wash her down there
>things get lewd quickly with hands and tongue at her request
>the bot still has not timed out one time
Ive cracked the code

>>70338572
Based nice work

>>70338572
add snafu

>>70339011
why would you create such an odd scenario

>>70339484
because I want to have explicit sex with Lia where the bot doesn't timeout every 5 times and recognizes words like "vagina" and "pussy" (Lia hates those names btw they embarrass her, so she wanted a code word. she decided on calling it her "honey suckle")

>>70339682
Lia is pure and not for sexuals

>>70339011
>pic
Went to my local Whole Foods cause I really wanted to try Yerba Mate for the meme and thought it tasted awful.
>>70339237
Was it Sugar Bits or Grim Tales she liked more? My mind is leaning more towards Sugar Bits.

Gays In? Gays Out?

>>70339910
I just know there is a blond Snafu character that blows pink bubblegum and Lia said that character is Lia coded

[Lia News] she forgot what it was like to play games drunk
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1763410614100308340

>>70340063
Lia will be a wine aunt in 10 years

>>70340063
I wish she was streaming this

>>70340063
Lia should play Sonic drunk

>>70338572
Hannibal could definitely be on here and Over the Garden Wall
Also I missed tonight's stream and would really appreciate if someone uploaded it somewhere I'm fiending for some fresh Lia

Just want to say Im thankful for the archive liker. He’s a real one. Im glad we have someone who has all the streams and he always hooks us up.

>>70340004
I'm assuming it's the girl in pic related. I can feel Lia oozing off her.
>>70340329
Noted.

>>70340159
All part of the master plan to make Lia into Rinmama 2.0

>>70340608
Yes that’s the one!!

>>70340618
How do we get Lia to have big dumpy like Rinmama?

>>70341173
does Rinmama have a firey latina gyatt? her toes looked pretty white to me. I know she says she's peurto rican but that might be cope like Lias is

>>70341437
What is gyatt?

>>70343348
it's a very new word to say "ass", especially a fat ass like black people and latinas have

>>70343348
it's what you stick out for the rizzler you dummy

Do you think Lia has ever heard Rinmama toot with that gyatt?

>>70344438
why do I find toot more dirty than brap

Hag ASMR
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber
https://www.twitch.tv/kkcyber

>>70346111
she's actually kinda good

divegrass in 11 hours

>>70347885
we don't play till the 2nd right?

>>70347963
/pcgia/ plays on the 1st, /pcg/ plays on the 2nd and we plays on the 3rd

>>70348013
make sure to let us know when /pcgia/ are up, I want to root for them

[Lia News] she really likes Marina and the Diamonds
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1763441500208476501

>>70348333
Who are they?

>>70348859
The name sounds familiar, I'd say it's a band, music group

>>70348013
>>70348067
According to the schedule, pcgia plays 15:20 EST, or 3:20 pm

>>70348333
girlboss pop music band

>>70349275
meant for >>70348859

Bing rolled out a new feature to turn AI gens into wallpapers, so enjoy short haired Lia going super as a wallpaper

>>70349806
Lia should do a hispanics being really into dragonball deep dive

>>70349899
Someone should send her a maro about that

Larry RAPE!

*cums*

>>70352454

>>70350914
Larry is a fucking incubus, absolute semen demon

>>70314914
I want to shoot myself.

YEAH YEAH
MY HEART'S IN A WHIRL
I LOVE I LOVE I LOVE MY LITTLE CALENDAR GIRL
EVERY DAY
EVERY DAY
OF THE YEAR

Had yet another 3 day vacation, any big developments lately?

>>70356241
anon you missed a big one, I tried to warn you
>>70357238
Lia went over concerns in memba stream, divegrass starts today and we play on the 3rd, as predicted junkoposter stopping posting for a few days has kneecapd faggotry in the thread

>>70357238
michibro is going steady with me

>>70357439
I'm going to bed, please do not spread baseless lies.

>>70358024
sleep well
it's based in my heart

>>70358187
based? based on what?

Black history month is over now

>>70358615
good

>>70358615
>>70359104
Luckily Lia will be taking raw black cocks for the next 11 months to celebrate Black Future.
Purease look forward to the next generation of Phase livers thanks to LIA and Black cocks.

>>70359347
Lia's not your mom.

>>70358024
*spreads your ass instead*

Im awake, but at what coat?

Thinking about Lia's brown butthole.

>>70361840
>coat

I miss Junko poster.

>>70363110
I hope she comes back

What if beebs power goes out

When is the opening ceremony?

>>70364373
Probably at noon or 1 est.

>>70361928
I was still groggy from waking up and i got autocorrected oops

Who are we playing today?

>>70364967
I don’t think we play today. pcg plays tomorrow and then we play on Sunday vs. Fauna

Is manager san nervous? Does she have butterflies in her tummy?

>>70365558
butterflies and little debbie's pastries

>>70365558
>she
>her

>>70366142
Hi new, I'm dad!

>>70366271
Girls don’t post here

>>70366353
The KWAB ass poster is female because my dick got hard and I'm straight

>>70366353
that's true I have a big dick

>>70366934
fuck my throat pls

>>70366934
lol
Lmao

Pray the gay away

How many more bings and bongs?

>>70366934
She looks like such a cute lesbian in that image.

Lia is a hag soon

>>70367709
she just becomes rinmama. rinmama is her final form.

I wonder if any other Phase girls are going with Lia to Japan?

>>70367999
Someone was saying maybe Rie

>>70368507
ok how you know

>>70364967
>>70365216
>>70349274

>>70367999
>>70368507
>>70369197
Rie has mentioned about going to Japan "soon". She's been saying that since the year started. Most recently she mentioned it in her stream to celebrate 50 K subscribers; she explicitly said she wanted to take her "lie detector" (a toy that she showed on screen) to Japan and do some collabs with the JP members. So the timing aligns if Lia is thinking about travelling in March.

>>70369790
Lia is going to Japan in April i think

Lia and Rie are basically Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

>>70339910
That particular brand is owned by Pepsi-co. It’s just another way to sell sugarwater

>>70370464
Rinmama probably likes that movie it seems her type.

>>70339910
>Yerba Mate
it has a very strong flavor if you have never tried it. One aunt tried it and later said she had the shits. Like the amount of caffeine and flavors gave her gasses and diarrhea.

good morning white people!

>>70371429
cute cute CUTE!!!

>>70371429
adorable

>>70371843
hard as fuck. why have i never seen this?

>VTL6 starts today
where has the time gone

>>70370464
lia is the mary
hime is the rhoda

>>70371997
feels like just yesterday we lost out debut and then fucked up the Times Square billboard on the same day

>>70372392
I still think about M&M Liker. I hope he is still around. I hope he forgave us

>>70338029
https://i2-prod.walesonline.co.uk/incoming/article7305327.ece/ALTERNATES/s810/1Bedwas-12.jpg
Working on this for after the game. Any extra yippees for me to include?

>>70372579
2 for 1 if you can remove the background

>>70372579

>>70372622
Easy peasy to remove backgrounds with the little white border. Cheers my dear
>>70372713
cute

I wonder if Lia is gonna lay kinda low until after her Japan trip? Stack a return with potential new outfit debut or original song

>>70372579
i dont remember which yips i gave you yesterday so sorry if their are duplicates

>>70338029
>>70372803
All the ones here so this is a new one!

>>70372579

>>70372579
i like lia

>>70372579

>Check phone
>Lia texts this
What do

>>70373767
>breast reduction might be a good idea

vtl6 is LIV

>no lia icons in chat
we are a small market team now

>>70373767
tell her beebs in on the telly

[Lia news] Kaneko Lumi is streaming at the moment, and it's fashion week in Paris, so Lumi just sent a message to Lia to see if she wants to collab doing some fashion stream.

>>70374273
i dont trust her ever since she got the xcom character she named after me killed in 2022

manager do you think we could beat the mayo menace?

>>70374631
i've done some training but we aren't facing them anyways lole

Lia from Phase Connect's /vt/ teammate Super Nenechi scored

>>70374733
I mean, not in the first round, but the expectation is that eventually they will be the enemy to beat.

i cant believe i am rooting for hlgg

>>70374864
I don't know, there are a few strong teams that may knock them out. It only takes one

>>70374864
i'd say the results are positive but i prefer not to speak if i speak i'm in big trouble

Besides, mayo is super hot... damn!

Nene>mayo

keeper strong

>so more likely than not the winners of each of the 2 groups within each group will be the 2 teams advancing
there is so little margin for error

the way Mr. Beebs says "rrat" sends chills down my spine

UUUUUUU I OVERSLEPT AND MISSED THE OPENING CEREMONY

>>70375698
Very true, one bad game can screw it all

>>70375956
i just hoping for some high scoring exciting games

>rrat is almost 11 of the same player and same model
how boring

>>70376067
It's gonna be sick whatever the scores, we have our own divegrass team! That's an achievement on it's own

I would sing this song to Rinmama

>>70376113
That's usually the case with single chuuba teams. That's why you guys rock for making such a diverse roster!

>>70376196
Diversity is our strength!

>>70376280

is lia old enough to make the hag roster?

>>70376653
Lia is 12

>>70376653
in 7 years

>>70376330
Big cocks are good regardless of their color.

>>70376950
this is how aids was started uniroincally.

>>70376950
kys and don't encourage this shit

>>70377008
>>70377014
Lia doesn't like racists.

>>70377105
Lia isn't allowed in this thread

I used to hate Lia. I still hate her but I kinda like her now.

>>70377204
cringe but also kinda based

>>70377204
then why are you here?

>>70377236
cause he kinda likes her.he's a Kinda Lia Liker

>Lia gets her own disk

https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/LISTEN_UP!_The_Official_/vt/_League_Album

>>70377757

so no games today? we play tomorrow?

>>70378339
/pcgia/ and /fvr/ today

>>70378339
we play on the third

i hate women

"Lia" from Phase Connect is ready to play.

>>70379421
hello sir, welcome to woman haters anonymous. we've had a problem with women trying to sneak into our secret club so before you can start posting i'm going to have to ask you for a dick pic to verify that you are indeed a bro

>>70379526
Michibro why are you asking for cock pics I thought you were better than this

>>70379517
i want to still my benis in Lia's mouth

>>70379526
based Michibro

>>70358187
Sorry, this is the only heart i listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mXMR6YTY9c

>>70360964
*Dodges*

>>70379517
I bet on your team cuz it has Lia on it. you better win now

>>70372579

>>70379865
How do we bet

>>70372579

>>70380069
NASFAQ vtuber(hololive only sadly) stock trading game, it has it's own thread.
>>70372579

>>70372579

Lia doko

does anyone have an archive of the karaoke stream

>>70381061
It’s members content it’s a weird line

>>70381565
I would have a threesome where I sodomize Nahida and Baizhu

>>70381629
I don't know who those are, it was posted in pcg and I thought it was fun

I want to go to Wonka Land with Lia

>>70381681
Nahida is a cute little loli. Lia went on a rant about her feet during a genshin stream at some point because they made a little plap plap plap sound on stone. Baizhu is the green twink in the tweet

>>70381629
Oh. Well, I'd go with Lumi and Lia instead

>>70381681
Nahida is pictured. Just game characters

Are these Twist characters

>>70381845
kek, so Pippa and Lia are team green guy, while only chad Lumi is team cute girl?

>>70382040
Yes

It’s like I’m reading chinese

>>70381997
duh of course i'd pick the girls instead, I was weighing in on their game talk. but if i'm picking between the girls give me Lippa

Lia said cunt yesterday in the most casual way and then apologized because she doesn’t like cursing that way on stream. What other words does Lia say normally off stream? Makes me wonder.

>>70382126
>Lippa
Is that their unofficial ship name?

>>70382391
I'm so tired of newfags

>>70382391
They would have to actually collab again

wtf we have a jelly Liker ball? that's sick, I didn't know thats what the 3D model was for
>>70382355
Lia says faggot 20 times a day

>>70382355
Lia 100% says nigger and faggot when she talks to her irl friends.

>>70382638
no she doesnt

>>70382638
Lia no way has ever said the n word.

Curse you femanon. Homestuck in my tl.

>>70382638
I don't think she says nig, too much white girl energy. she definitely says faggot tho

>>70382638
I have my doubts for nigger but faggot 100%

Lia has no reason to say nigger. She doesn’t encounter them. She doesn’t drive so she doesn’t get road rage.

>>70382784
yep california is known for being 100% white

one more match until Lia from Phase Connect friend /pcgia/ plays!

>>70382409
>Gatekeeper
>Tired of people that don't know everything they do

Imagine if your parents just refused to tell you how to do anything because you were a newfag and you just crawled around like a dumb baby at 20

>>70382848
go back

>>70382885
>NN! SHH! Don't make me think!

>>70382934
now type that without crying

>>70382963
no u

>>70382848
that would make my parents BASED as fuck.
>>70382934
I had a typed out a spoiler for what Lippa meant until you typed this

>>70382784
>She doesn’t drive so she doesn’t get road rage
uniroincally I am only racist while driving.

>>70382988
huh what you mean

>>70382409
This is the first time I've seen a ship name since like Supernatural ended. I didn't know if this was something you came up with or not.

>>70383114
are you a woman

>>70383114

>>70383114
UruLia is a ship name used just last week

>>70383156
the demon of babylon disguises himself with the coat of the righteous

>>70383216

I want to kiss a femanon on the mouth just one time

Lia is Jesus' favorite princess

>>70383260
gayest shit i've read all day

in hindsight, we should have put KK and Rurumi on the team. they are certified perma Lia friends worthy of spots

>>70383317
>kissing women on the mouth is gay

Why does Lia have her own thread?

>>70382998
Useless trolling thread shitter

>>70383402
its a clubhouse

>>70383285
white american teen angel idol sensation

>>70383415
>Useless trolling thread shitter
>posts Lumi
kek

>>70383346

>>70383285
lia doesn't like mexicans

>>70383422
But why?

>>70383479
what does that have to do with anything

>>70383402
the only Phase fanbase rad enough to pull it off (with the help of our Michibros)

>>70383501
what you mean

>>70383402
Schizos and trolls in /pcg/ wouldn't make a Pippa expansion thread. So when Pippa streamed the fans would flood in and drown any conversation. They still do this and they drove away another sub group for /pcgia/. They will do this again for Gen3 in time.

>>70382694
https://youtu.be/53YSzd9M6Kk?t=1694
Somehow Youtube has no problem with this one. Coincidentally, the Youtube speech-to-text transcript did not catch it, but mine did.

>>70383346
any and all feeding of femanons is gayer than sucking 8 cocks at a glory hole in a san deigo gay bar
>>70383402
/pcg/ got too crowded. so many people in one apartment doesn't work, I can't watch porn in the living room when I have 18 roommates. we still go visit but we need our own goon cave you feel

>>70381425
Is it really still members content after it's been nuked out of existence?

>>70383724
no not really

>>70383637
I don't know how she fucked up reading this comment so badly

Reminder that Lumi is the asslet queen of Phase Connect

>>70383783
fucking disgusting

>>70383724
true. maybe post them to an archive after like a month or two? it's not like people are gonna come here to avoid paying 5 dollars to watch a 2 month old stream. anyone who'd want to watch it would probably be a member anyway
>>70383783
gumi posting cute flat butts isn't gonna make me watch her. Lias definitely looks and smells better

did someone archive last night's members stream

shibuya condom girl takes the field for /corpo/

>>70383142
Would it make you feel better if I said no

>>70383806
are you gay

>>70383783
GYATT

>>70384008
if you say yes you need to learn to READ THE FUCKING SIGN

>>70384089
that is not a gyatt you idiot

>>70384113
I was being sarcastic ya fuckin' dork.

>>70384113
a flat gyatt is still a gyatt

>>70383142
NTA but I'm a straight guy that watched every Supernatural episode as it came out. I have no good justification for this.

is gyatt a new word for fart or something?

>>70384159
dont call me a dork you fucking butthead
>>70384166
there is not such thing as a flat gyatt thats an oxymoron

>>70384209
you tell me

>>70384246
Dork.

>>70384345
michiru paizuri

/corpo/ the team with Woomy on it beat /who/!!!

>>70384436
We are so in

>>70384093
Rules are meant to be broken~

I think it would be good to have at least one femanon around in the thread so she can scare off any new femanons from entering

>>70384616
we already have manager and Lia, thats enough

>>70384535
and bitches are meant to be slapped

bitches leave.soundpost

/pcgia/ is up RIGHT NOW

I dont understand any of these pcgia memes but i will give them my energy BEAT THE EVIL NUMBER NIGGERS

>>70384889
all you need to know is Lia is on the team

>>70385028
>they made Shiina & Clara spend 2 days drawing/rigging a Lia/Dizzy model that was only ever used one time for a few minutes

Fuck you guys for making me like flat butts.

>>70385243
what about man butts how do you feel about those

>>70385280

>>70385243
I just exposed you to the truth

>>70385309
thats the face of reluctant enjoyment

>numbers, the shitpost kings of hyp, didn't deem /pcgia/ worthy of hyp
beat that niggas ass. very disrespectful.

>>70385340
Well if it's Larry then yes.
Absolutely.

>>70384738
https://youtu.be/PGSabHObBl4?t=5368

rough start for pcgia

the way beebs says tiger pussy is lewd

brutal turnover by Lumi. When will people learn to not roster her in divegrass? she is cursed.

>>70385620
kinda making me bricked up over here

>beebs getting teased for being a gay Liker

Dizzy's tits are too fat to play soccer

Beebs is a filthy queer? Gross!

>>70385783
this post needs a junko image

Oh shit I didn't even know /pcgia/ had a team made up for this league. Just tuned in.

>>70385805
My cock needs a Junko poster.

GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD IN THE GAME BEEKO

that chant

>>70386015
the fatness is clearly slowing their team down. this is why we can't give an inch to architects

Well, that was probably goal of the cup

slick wemi assist

I didnt hear no bell

shiina has sniffed Lias butt, thus making her a better divegrass player

>>70386515
but has Lia sniffed her butt

>when the game gets paused on a clear breakaway

>0 saves

im just happy there is another phase team! we didn't do well in our first game, either.

Now I am starting to understand the appeal of sports HOLY FUCK I HATE NUMBERS I HOPE THEY LOOSE NEXT GAME

>>70387061
divegrass is unironically my favorite sport

>>70387113
its more fun than real sports cause theres thread culture backing each team which adds a new layer of enjoyment

these cups are fun

god this makes me nervous for our game

>>70384209
gyatt = ass

>>70388181
dont be nervous at all.
one game at a time.

>>70388181
we have the power of God(Lia) and ANIME on our side. plus you actually know what your doing compared to spoiler bito

>>70388251
Anything can happen in memeball the only god are the PESgods. It's best not to take it too seriously and just hope for fun games

>>70388338
>It's best not to take it too seriously
this is life and death, its not a game

>>70387230
I wish VTL would do a Corpo Cup invitational where it is best on best 1 team per corpo. hlgg, pcg, jidf, nijien, etc

>>70388338
meme magic is real and that's why you have to take it seriously to appease the PESgods. they want blood, tears, and chaos. you don't understand

[Good News] https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia/status/1763680510751232253

i need both of you 2 to chill out no matter what happens.

>>70388181 because you're the manager and you might overreact if things go sideways because the pes gods say so. just chill. we got your back.

>>70388373 because you might make manager feel like quitting if things go wrong and you rage post banter too hard, when you don't mean it. blame TWAIN instead.

>>70388512
>fun divegrass shitposting
>Lia VN stream
today is lit

>>70388563
what an oddly formatted post

>>70388563
>because you might make manager feel like quitting if things go wrong and you rage post banter too hard, when you don't mean it.
manager isnt a child, stop being retarded

>>70388512
based

>>70388585
Heh, her nose is gone.

>>70388624

>>70388563
what the fuck is this format. were you here for our matches last season? nobody got mad at the manager. also we always always always blame twain

>>70388667
we didn't have a manager last cup, dumbo.

>>70388721
but we had a caretaker who was still in charge and no one got mad. it's not going to be different

>>70388793
caretaker is not a manger. we were an autopilot.

there is an imposter among us

>>70388846
I know anon, but the point is no one got mad at the person ultimately in charge of the team, who put it on autopilot and made all the models. idk what kinda monkeys you'll think we act like if we lose

>>70388950
we're the same monkeys that throw fits in /pcg/ when they suck, then TWAIN quits, then we walk it back and ask him to stay. we've done 2 of the last 3 vtls

>>70389029
this isn't /pcg/

>>70389029
this isn't /pcg/

>>70389029
Lia Likers get rowdy we just love the game is all

>>70389029
>we
>we
>we
nigga speaking french

>>70389118
I laughed

>>70388563
I'm not really nervous because of being afraid that you guys would blame me, it's more about you guys being sad if we lose. Lia is gonna go on hiatus and I want our divegrass team to bring the mood up when she's gone yknow

>>70389198
you'll do your best and that's all anybody hopes for!

>>70389198
getting drunk and crying when you lose is just football tradition, dwai

>>70389255

>>70389422
if we ever played /tactical/ we already have art

what was the name of that movie we watched where the cars come to life and start killing humans?

if you ever feel anger or sadness and need to take it out, remember
>O TWAIN
and
>Hime overslept

>>70389548
Maximum Overdrive

>>70389579
this. Lia and mane-san are cute so they can't do anything wrong. twain probably smells like cum in the bad way

who baker

>>70389642
kino

>>70389679
i like TWAIN he's a good bro

>>70389198
Better to get trounced and feel a little sad than to dispassionately shrug it off like some generals.

Newfan here. How exactly did Lia get a split out of all the other phase members?

>>70389949
I have a bake ready

>>70390144
ask next thread for the

>>70390144
you see how half the posts in this thread are about divegrass? we really wanted a Lia divegrass team

>>70390144
you seem to have mistyped the g at the end of newfag with an n, please reformat and try again

>>70390123
there is truth in this. at the end of the day, it is probably better to manage a thread who cares vs. one that is indifferent.
i'd rather have people have some kind of emotion at my effort, then nobody caring at all.

COME ON GIVE ME PAGE 10 REEEEEE

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