/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

happy rat!

i want to use ike as a glove

>>70376754
sex with my cute wife
It's just card games all the time

I miss Millie

cocksleeve material

Anons, I think I... I...
RINGO MOGIRE BEAM

wuca wuca!

>>70376792

im her small child!
>>70377051
i look so cute

>>70376995
can you seriously just kill yourself already

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>70376825
Okay Vox.

It's the 1st of da month

You know how corpo-defenders last thread tried to claim the Tetris vs. Puyo puyo was a "Nijisanji tournament"?
You won't find it on any Nijisanji channel, because it was deleted with Selen's entire channel

https://archive.ragtag.moe/watch?v=XjKtEImHOQo

Yeah...that was Selen's tournament. Not a "Nijisanji tournament". Her idea, her money, her organization. Don't take credit for shit that Nijisanji was obstructing.

>>70376792
Dead rat

luca rabu!!
>>70377217
my powers... gone...

>>70377100
glad you like it hehe, nakarats are a cute mascot

man for the first time ever I find Reimu really sexy and it's because she is in CC's black outfit

>>70377217
FUCK OFF VANTA IT'S NOT YOUR MONTH ANYMORE

>>70377313
how old are you, you crusty old bitch?

>>70376447
A relationship without friction is probably not a real one, anyway, IMO. People get angry when they care, like you get angry at Luca, hehe.

But on that rot topic, if you need space to break down to get yourself up at some point, I understand that too, and would give you space. I have those cycles still overcoming depression, so I empathize. I know the hard approach isn't always best, and adapt accordingly. It's just the hard approach does work in a lot of cases because people are afraid of honesty, but once it's out there there's no escaping trut h and sometimes the only way you can help someone you care about is to force them to face their demons. But sometimes people also just need time and space, or someone to confide in. If a problem goes on long enough though it's hard for me to ignore unless it's something untouchable to the person, in which case I just try to be someone they can trust in and help be there for them through the suffering.

Also I really would like to see Kunai play Zelda. It would be fun once her hand is better

>>70377217
Oh shit I can be racist to Vanta again

>>70377259
I was the person who made the post, I meant it more as it involved Nijisanji-only members. I'm sorry if I worded it poorly, that's my fault.

>>70377323
Stop lying Vox

>>70377112
>>70377351
doggy reply

>>70377398
Vox only finds Ike sexy.

>>70377312
not when she is live!
>>70377318
we look like we are from pokemon. thank you for the doodle!

i saw some people freaking out over the white day voice so i tried listening to it again……… and yeah i got it. that ending took me by surprise for the second time.
also this is why i can never stop saying that he gives off such a little brother energy. every voice pack, really

>>70377433
You crusty old hag, you've been spamming Luca pictures in this thread hundreds of times per day for the past 2 years. I wonder if you're some fat old bitch who never had kids?

>>70377498
bark for me again!

>>70377217
WAKE UP

anons will you buy me amogus socks?

>>70377217
Wake up wake up wake up wake up wake up

Wife's harem..

>>70377485
thank you for reminding me to give it a relisten later

>>70377520
How old are you cunt? Nobody's ever gonna marry you when this is your life. All you can do is post artwork of this grifting scamartist with a used-car-salesman vibe about him.

Wife naming the little brother Kyo lol

>>70377637
You will never be Ennaschizo, give up.

big kyo and small kyo

Yea, 30 cm diff ain't big at all

>>70377352
>like you get angry at luca
ah-
i don't like being pushed to do things, it causes me to self sabotage and make things worse out of spite. i go at a very slow pace for things so i'm better off just being talked into doing things slowly then a hard approach.

zelda would be fun! i'd like to see her play older games then the usual totk or botw everyone has been playing though.

>>70377637
hearing that from a guy pretending to be a schizo and not even doing the hard work the original schizo did is laughable.

>>70377605
no problem! i saw a few people talked about it including this one fanartist who livetweeted their reaction… really cute

sudden page 1 thought: a nakarat plushie could be adorable

>>70377782
I'm not getting chatty with you. I'm telling you to kill yourself you pathetic waste of life. Stop spamming baby pictures of a scam artist grifter.

>>70377835
oh was that artist listening to it for the first time? cute

>>70377847
I wonder when will the vol.2 of the nijien mascot serie will release. the familira and the stargazers where so cute i want more

>>70377526
if we’re friends, yes!
also why did he have to rub it in my face that he got socks from shu while i’m not

>>70377847
true

>Imagine being told that 90% isn't high enough
I don't need to imagine.

Millie works so hard to scam us as much as possible and the antis don't even call her the scammer... sad..

>>70377904
Go to your local used car lot. Find the greasiest, sweatiest, most dishonest salesman you can find. Draw pictures of him as a baby.
That would be more wholesome than what you're doing here. Enriching a piece of crap.

>>70377847
Imagine if it had a little squeaker inside of it. Or it came with a little opening/zipper on the back that had a little message from Kunai. I would love a whole line of NijiEN mascot plushies that had something like that, actually.

>>70377847
I hope her hands get better so she can make one on stream.

>Claude Clawmark
Nijisanji really out here naming livers like they’re students in the special needs class of hufflepuff. What’s next? Oscar Orangehair?

>>70378055
You're gonna die alone you crusty old bitch

>>70378055
rape

>>70378021
I wouldn't mind if they made pape-sized mascots, maybe it'd be easier then they can roll out the big ones that are weewa/stargayzer sized. There's a ton of mascots that I want merch of

>>70377217
Is that Will Smith?

>>70377900
yeah, this artist! i love how they’re taken aback by the “me x shu” content, it was so funny

>>70378089
why do you care, you're the weirdest schizo ive come into contact with in this general.

>>70378118
>>70377900
forgot my image T T

>>70378178
i want to live under shu's skirt

>>70378178
i need to lick her legs

>>70378152
Personally I'm sick of your bullshit. 2 fucking years spamming baby pictures of this piece of human garbage who scams you.
On a more fundamental level what you're doing is mentally ill and you need to wake the fuck up. Go outside for once in your life. You crusty old bitch. You're never gonna have children of your own.
Go adopt an orphan if you need one that badly.

>>70378118
>>70378178
that one?! im definitely checking her xitter later, i need to see that

>>70378213
be my guest

dont get sick again silly

>>70377743
Noted! I get the self-sabotage thing too... I did it a lot when I was younger. Mainly because mom and dad weren't around and it was the only way I could seem to get their attention, dumbass me. Important to know if we're gonna be real friends later this year, hehe. So if you end up dealing with stuff that's hard I'll just give advice and keep my door open for when you need a confidante, or need a bounce for ideas. =w=

I AGREE, GIVE ME GBA ZELDAS, GIMME ALTTP, GIMME MAJORA'S MASK OR OOT, GIMME WIND WAKER, GIMME THE GOOD STUFF AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>70378245
so you care about me? kek

so is it high because he isn't really a slut, or low because he's trying to be a pure boy

>>70378294
Nobody does and you're going to die alone, cunt. Until you go outside and cut your shit.

>>70378362
Probably low

>>70378380
that's not what you said silly, why would you care if i have a baby or like a guy that scams me if you didn't care about me? tsundere schizo

>>70378409 (me)
I'm retarded. I forgot that high score = more "pure", so i meant to say that it's probably high...

I think women are genuinely unable to discern when someone truly hates them

>>70378362
his tweets were so cringe and pathetic in a bad way that i literally had to unfollow him. I do like his study and figurine unboxing tho

Gm!! How are you guys!!?

>>70378232
how do you feel about armpits
>>70378249
yeaa! it’s precious

>>70378516
>i hate you so much that i want you to go outside and meet someone to give you a baby

>>70378516
you will never get a femanon gf

Love you, Milord!

Good morning!

>>70378362
What I'm wondering is why he's talking to his mods about this... Unless he means his manager, or that his manager is a mod in his chat.

>>70378543
Once again listening to the offcollab karaoke and Ringo Mogire Beam on repeat...

>>70378559
lolishu my beloved TToTT the armpits..

>>70378592
you can keep em. theres a big reason why they are chasing a moving png

>>70378288
you still want to meet? i'm surprised, i thought you might've changed your mind about going..
MAJORA'S MASK I NEED MORE MAJORA'S MASK STREAMS FROM EN

>>70378559
>how do you feel about armpits
intercrural sex

>>70376825
https://catbox(dot)moe/c/3b00rp
i don't think i've uploaded any of these so i'll throw them in an album
>>70378543
i am happy that ike tweeted and waiting for more ike tweets

>>70378543
>>70378593
good morning!! kunai ratopia has been fun, rats are killing each other a lot though

>>70378543
>>70378593
Good morning! Just finished up something and feeling pretty good overall. Got more work to so though, after a little break =w=

>>70378714
Based fujo!

freaks

>>70378785
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>70378785
pomies are for briskadets only

>>70378685
I never said I didn't, did I? I'd be happy to be friends to the good anons here =w=

>>70378858
yeah but with everything that happened, i thought you might've rethought it! i'm not sure how we would even find each other but i guess we'll figure that out later.

>>70378593
Gm kindred!!
>>70378615
based and same
>>70378714
happy for you!! i hope wiwa tweets again today...
>>70378737
oh yeah ill make sure to watch
>>70378746
im glad youre doing well bud!! good luck with work

Wife's never played FFXI huh...

>>70378543
>>70378593
gmorning!!! been enjoying watching rats with kunai

>>70378785
>Pomies after one month of no Pomu

>>70378638
pretty lolishu T T i’m happy we kinda gaslighted him into admitting that his name also works as a girl’s name

that anon who said the schizo is that sjw quilldren is starting to sound right

>>70378972
I have just the entertainment for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcvmM7Rg6j4

Wife might try FFVI or FFIX someday

>>70378543
>>70378956
Gm Wiwa! Happy friday!!
>>70378737
>>70378972
Good morning! Hope the day’s going well! I just jumped in! She’s trying to give them a tax break
>>70378746
Yokatta! Hope you’re enjoying your break, but it sounds like you’re on a good streak today!

>>70378972
sounds fun!! ill probably watch her too

joy powder, i need some of that
>>70379002
lolishu, shotashu. all for us!
its not really gaslighting is its a fact. truth be told, ive always dislike the name sue

>>70379139
ah but she's ending now since she's not feeling great

>>70379066
nta but i remember seeing this show cause my really young little brothers kept watching it and i was like oh so cute and then i sat there for a bit to watch it with them and i was like bro what the fuck

no goose goose duck...

>>70378785
why are lucubs like this?

eh i guess the others won’t be back from japan anytime soon

Auntie...

>>70379229
excuse me its singular, its just me

locking wife in my basement!

hi again fuuchan, thank you for the stream kunai!

>>70378785
This lucub is very cute

kunai raid, hags love!

>>70379229
Hag brain please understand

lmao this plot point is something alright. welcome rats to the comfy FF stream that'll go on for another two hours...
>>70379226
nooo... i was looking forward to it

Kunai raid again

>>70379203
I’m sad… She does sound tired. I hope she feels better! Tuning into Fuuchan now!

probably the most FF I’ll expose myself to for this weekend since I can’t play Rebirth until more work is done

ah... i joined kunais stream right as she ended........

silver hags love

she tried organizing a collab stream but not many in EN seem able to join. hopefully in the next few weeks
big sis kisses at the end, hehe

>>70379384
everyone still seems super busy so hopefully it's rescheduled

>>70379407
good luck with your work!

>>70379226
>>70379455
Oh well it sounded like it was getting cancelled when wife talked about it

Rinoa is a complete retard

>>70379384
Nooo only two hours left? It can't be

>>70379192
yeaaa!
honestly same. i don’t think i ever used any of his other female names either, not even ironically.
quick question, does your big sis always only stream this long? i’m surprised it ended already

>>70379455
i really appreciate her doing these unity collabs, here hoping she'll have better luck next time.

>>70379488
Thank you! Got a script to edit so good excuse to pop Fuuchan on. Hope you’re good today too!

>>70379547
She's not feeling well

wife is so horny for the dommy mommy he wants to go in naked

>how do i go topless
whore. not the fucking buhiii

>>70379581
i see. i was enjoying the comfy stream, but i hope she feels better soon

>>70378714

The buhii kek...

>>70379511
>>70379550
she will! she always like organizing different collabs ideas
>>70379547
same.. and its fairly normal for her! she takes care of her health above everything

>>70379789
I was surprised she was organising another big collab so soon after Golf. Hopefully it works out in a few weeks.

wife's dream house would probably be a haunted mansion that has lots of hidden doors and secret rooms

yay

kunai loves talking about tax fraud

oh fuuchan's looking to buy his next place. makes sense if he wants to put in all his weird fancy bookshelves and whatnot

>>70378952
I can't think of anything you've done that would make me not want to still be your friend, sweet Lucub! And we'll figure it out when its closer. Met other anons for a D&D oneshot a long, long time ago, a small event back when I was living in SG.

>>70378956
Thank you, FamEwiwa! Cover soon, hehe!
>>70379139
Yeah! I finally am back to sleeping normal and not feeling stressed out by the early Feb stuff, so it's back to the grindset, hehe.

Do hope Kunai feels better soon too. Fuuchan and Kuuchan carrying the mornings, hehe.

>>70379949
that's smart if you have the funds since renting is the biggest scam

After 1 hour, there's less posters in this thread, than there are Nijisanji En members.

>>70379995
hmm i've tried talking to other anons outside of /here/ and i either weird them out or they start to weird me out. i've only been on normal terms with 3 anons still out of the 6 i've talked to so just checking!

>>70380118
that number is declining all the time

>>70379789
i see, good for her. i really appreciate how she tries to still stream consistently despite everything.
when she said the others are still out doing stuff i was like sighing because j suddenly got reminded that mr autistic with setup wouldn’t give us any stream any time soon

>>70379858
yeah.. what surprises me is that, despite she insisting on how much of a introvert she can be with others, she still tries to make group collabs happen. its lovely! i would like too see another TTT collab or more cuphead with vivi too

>>70379949
>>70380025
Yeah. Rent shouldn't be how you live when you can afford to escape it. Rent will just scale up as economies inflate, but property ownership just appreciates value. Taxes still a binch though

>>70380025
yeah and he wants a second big dog. hopefully the interest rates aren't so shit by the time he signs his mortgage

I've never been one to get parasocial with a vtuber or streamer for that matter but idk what it is about scarle but I am becoming a bit too attached to her, feel bad when she misses streams, a little too happy whenever she gets on

how do I stop this

>>70380201
stop watching scarle. she's really good at keeping her audience by being a friend you talk to every night rather than a streamer especially with the topics she talks about.

>>70380201
Keep watching her and fall in love with her

SAJAMS TEKKEN TOURNAMENT WILL SAVE NIJISANJI EN.

Please get Victoria some of the recognition she deserves, I beg of you Jewish commentating prince.

>>70380201
well luckily for you scarle streams nearly everyday but id say that you should probably try and take a break when you can

>>70380162
Battlebox with big sis and big viv...

Wasn't expecting to still get art from this cover but it's nice. I've had it on loop along with Distant and Cendrillon.

>>70380149
there might be a chance her "neurospiciness" as she calls it helps with her consistency too.. aaa i love her
he would probably join if he wasnt out and about in the nipponese area.. i hate the nipponese (and him) so much

>>70380166
i just paid my property taxes today..... it hurted

I FORGOT ABOUT HIS PANEL, time to stalk the tag for clips

>>70380133
We're all weird here to some degree anyway, and you'll never be as bad as people like my cousin I talked about that we exiled from the family, or my uncle that sold my mom's dog for drug money. And I doubt you'd do something dumb like my one uni friend who burned all bridges pervving on girl in our friend group who wasn't interested. I'd forgive you if you didn't wanna stay friends if you found me weird or annoying too.

kuuchan is a green squirrel demon

>i love ike
repeated twice, the fujo brainrot is getting to me

It isn't a joke or a little fantasy anymore. I want to rape Ike until his mine is permanently altered and he feels ashamed for even existing and needs lifelong therapy.

>>70380616
>uncle that sold mom’s dog for money
May his bacon burn

Sonny LOVE
Feesh LOVE
Wosemi LOVE
Stream Cendrillon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7HZcCgMx3w
Stream Break Free https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YnDtV6Yejo
Stream Ringo Mogire Beam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yj65Wf4n4j4

>>70380616
your life is so interesting.. i don't think i'll find you as either of those things, don't worry. more worried how you'll percieve me but that's the risk

>>70380743
ike's body is sacred and should only be raped by me

>>70380783
AIKOTOBA

>>70380616
you say a lot of useless, time-wasting shit that is better to skip over

ITS NO GOOD
I CANT DO IT

>i can't do it
wtf why

>>70377960
Millie...

>>70380501
the good type of neurodivergent… i’m jealous. happy for you!
i wonder what’s he doing… i believe it’s for work but there’s a pretty good chance he’d extend just to play around. i’ve come to resent travel stories about him from other people too because of it.

RINGO MOGIRE BEAAMMMMMM

>>70380938
Hes never killed anyone before.

>>70380987
YOUR LIFE CHANGES EVERYTHINGGG

>>70377912
Yeah the way they called it vol 1 suggests there should be a vol 2 eventually

>>70380743
>>70380828
These are both by Vox.

>>70380273
>>70380362
kinda already knew the answer but I didn't want to hear it...

Thanks anons

>>70380746
It's okay now, he OD'd and my mom paid life support till there was no chance of him recovering since he was her blood brother. He was more troubled than anyone else in the family. Pressure as the only son and never being able to meet expectations. Just wish I had been older so I could've talked to him more and maybe figure out ways to help him find something but he was already too far gone when I was in high school.

>>70380814
You don't have to worry about that.

>>70380915
Cool, I usually skip over stuff I don't care about getting posted like shitposts, should be easy enough for you to do too!

>>70381107
if it helps, you don't sound like you're at the point that it's diminishing your life or anything. you sound like every anon here when they just miss their oshi.

>>70381004
a sniper that's never killed anyone HOW

>>70380974
reminder those emotes is what Sakana posted at Jelly

the wallpaper this month was really pretty, i replaced my phone wallpaper with it

>>70380201
Just let I happen. 99% of the time it's great. Fuck people who shit on parasocial relationships and try make it taboo. Why shouldn't I be allowed to drive happiness from a lady being nice to me on a screen? Why shouldn't I be allowed to be happy to have someone keep me company and stop being me from being miserable z lonely and depressed? It's more consideration and kindness than any other woman has shown me in my life that isn't my mother.

>>70381163
Reminds me of a certain character from WT

>>70381118
Damn that’s rough. I’m sorry. I get that feeling like you wish you could’ve been there.

>>70381118
good luck on your work bud

>>70380980
she fills a niche ive loved from streamers in the past but wheres my other aspie half..
i like to believe its for work or i will lose it. probably wouldnt mind as much him fooling around in there a little if he came back energized for more streams but given the all these past instances everything is just wishful thinking, sigh. and when its his turn to tell us, everyone else has already told the stories so.. yeah. gotta go, ttyl!

>>70381404
Yeah, it is what it is, sadly. Right drivin' then back to work! Hava

>>70381420
Thanks, bud! Hope your day grows great!

stealing mommy away from your rival

im still surprised at how good claudes singing was in the karaoke

>>70381473
judging from the wavemates being all there i’m sure they’re there for something but yeah.
i think the thing i hate the most was everyone in chat would just bring up stuff from other people’s streams so he only ended up retelling stories we’ve already heard. i wish they’d let him sort out his thoughts first instead of just bombarding him with informations.
have a nice day, good luck with your stuff!

Fuuchan sucking the Fira out of Seifer

>>70381780
his cover was really good and anons who watched his PL shilled his singing pre-debit so i expected him to sound good. very excited for his solo karaoke

>>70381987
>pre-debit
Claude Clawmark is a financial product...

>>70381987
yeah i liked all his covers (old and new) but none of them blew my mind so i was scared that his unmixed singing would be ass but it was actually pretty fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uM5mzW3pgh4
Chibanyan...

and that's how ff8 ends
everything after this is just squall's dying dream

People who shit on parasocial relationships have never experienced the real depths of true loneliness of being a middle aged man with no family or friends, who has never been touched by a woman that isn't his mother and is lucky gets to get to have a conversation longer than 10 seconds once a week. For some people these connections to streamers are the only things making their life worth not snubbing out. Think about that before you go off on some "le parasocial is bad" lecture next time you priveledged fucks.

Squall...?

HUH? there's no way squall stays dead

>>70382200
Is this directed at anyone? Anons in here are pretty pro-parasocial.

Wife is trolling ain't he

>>70382216
>>70382197
>>70382233
But that just a theory

Squall is fucking dead.

>>70382200
no one said that it was..?

>>70381987
>predebut
man predebuts are always fun
I remember how in 30 minutes someone found all of krisis or how everyone was confused about Yugo or Aster being a vr pimp

>>70382439
Nothing will ever be funnier than Yugo's predebut.

>>70382298
he for sure is the little bitch, needs rape correction

>>70382488
Yeah I looked it up. Rape correction happening after the stream.

>>70382055
i thought he was the president..
>>70382076
his high notes in kyouran hey kids live in my head rent-free
>>70382439
i remember when we first realized we had shitposted the frog wave into existence

>>70382480
Oh there's a funnier one coming up

>>70382439
Pre debut Yugoposting is one of my favorite moments on /vt/ ...

>>70380980
>i’ve come

I had a dream today where there were a new update only on the /vt/ board where a popup would show up on a post and if you hover over it you know who posted it. And when i went in the /nijien/ thread to see who are the posters, like half of them where from the livers. Because of that they started to tweet how that was awkward and nobody knew what they were talking about besides anons itt. But even with the update they still didn't stop shitposting and posting because they were as addicting to the thread as the other anons.

ive gotten more confident drawing him... im happy

laguna..........

Femanons do you like pajamas? I usually just wear a tshirt and some undies to bed.
Is it worth buying pjs?

>>70382723
cute art!!

>>70382723
you draw him so well..

>>70382762
Yes.

>>70382762
i wear a tanktop and shorts, pj sets are only worth it if you want to look cute for yourself or someone else.

>>70382714
kek thats crazy

>>70382762
same, i only have a pair of cute PJs i bought to match with a friend. but nothing beats an old worn T-shirt and shorts at most

>>70382762
I like pj sets but they're not necessary, in fact I have two matching sets I almost never wear unless I'm staying home for several days in a row

>>70382714
which people were the ones posting here and do you remember what they posted? thats such a fun dream

>>70382762
I always have matching pjs. I would like to have matching husband/wife pjs with my oshi, but I find it sexy if he just wears his boxer briefs too

>>70382714
hovering over a post about wanting to rape ike thinking it's a quilldren but it's ike himself posting

>>70382723
Ahh Cute!! I love his expression!

>>70382835
That's the thing
What if one night a cute girl knocks kn my door because she needs something?
I want that to go somewhere so would pjs or a tshirt be better?

>>70381238
tot
>>70382899
yeah me

>>70381987
the only thing i remember about his pl is that he posted a video of himself wearing a maid outfit

>>70382951
being topless in boxers would work better for you if im being honest. seeing a guy in pjs wouldnt do anything for me

>>70382762
I wear an anime shirt and shorts/pants, but sometimes I’ll just try to stick to a color scheme so they look like a faux set or could throw a hoodie over it

>>70382969
ike don't ToT your own post

>>70382675
what about post-debut yugoposting

>>70383042

>>70382769
>>70382782
>>70382948
thank you, hazukashi... im always scared to draw him since im still learning

>>70383077

>>70383055
That and the konekochan posting

>>70383118

>>70383095
i'm saving it! you should draw in the aggie when we have it too

>>70383095
Draw a Pomudachi next

>>70382897
I remember there was like fulgur, ike, sonny, pomu, wilson, rosemi, enna, finana, maria, ren and maybe more but its kind of blurry. For the posts i don't remember the exact ones but the vibes it gave was a mix between the fanbases itt and their actual personnality but in the extreme. Like for example fulgur was really horny and would ask for cocks but at the same time being extremely drepressed and would /soc/post too.

>>70383148

>>70383197
kek god thats so funny

>>70383197
wilson...

>>70382992
he WHAT... i'm going to expunge this knowledge from my brain now so i don't get tempted to go digging it up

>>70383275
wilson being yuqtie would be so fucking funny

>>70383197
holy kek my sides

Feb 2024 SC

>>70383197
>fulgur was really horny and would ask for cocks but at the same time being extremely drepressed and would /soc/post too.
checks out

>>70383354
Pekora really fell off hard huh

>>70383342
the uuueee when other anons bully him for his ice cream cake opinion

>>70381382

>>70383173
i get nervous but ill try!!
>>70383184

laguna....... that's adorable

>>70383561
Nta but Shut the fuck up, Marche, I would kill to be isekai'd into being a FF guild master and be able to fuck bunny girls

>Zell as the MC
Oh I see why wife only wanted to play for 6h today.

>>70383609
this is so cute.. weh

>>70383609
UUUUUUWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KAWAII!!!!!!

Oh hey it's Squall

wife needs severe rape correction

Yes yes it would be fucked up if he had died there, you're gonna get raped for this wife.

Thrown into the wall by the hair, whew
>This is about to get sexy
Yeah we know you'd like tha- WHOA

whoa squall getting chained up... is seifer gonna torture him? this is hot

>>70383940
putting him in the same sex torture dungeon as squall for that

Electrocution... hot

>>70384071
"Sexy torture time" as he calls it... well it does look fun

>replace the electricity with tentacles
KEK

>>70382899
I feel like ike would love selfcest

Nyo wife don't end yet

Wife's tummy hurts... did you eat something expired again...

>>70384630
Oh, he says meds. Makes sense too.

>>70384456
there needs to be more sex art between ike and all of his alternate versions

HE'S PREGNANT

Kek you really shouldve ended after Squall's death.

Oh, it's late game theory

>>70384663
As long as it ends in eki getting raped

Wife originally wanted to be Zero in the CG collab, his second choice was Sonny's character, and third CC, so he gave up and became a mech.

>>70384933
god i want ivy to peg eki so much

damn fuuchan didn't get his first, second or third choice for code geass

>>70385004
I wanna see him as CC... he'd look so hot

lmao wife making his aragorn and legolas figures make out as a kid... he was always gay

Shota wife making his toys make out with each other ToT

Wife had a lot of toys as a child... cute...

>>70385191
Man, and here I was making Aragorn avenge Boromir by killing Lurtz...

>>70385278
And now assets are his toys, my cute childish wife...

mfw the guys are probably gaslit and socially pressured to do off colab kissy face and are actively discouraged from doing any male oriented games like helldivers or shoot games

https://twitter.com/Ver_Vermillion/status/1763634219773784269
kaichou...

>>70385282
he also had a barbie doll

>Bold of you to assume you had any social skills to begin with
Kek that's so true. But I don't even assume.

Roasting sheep in future VPs

>>70385391
I had beanie babies but gave them to a family friend who was like a little sister. I did also integrate some of her Barbie Legos into one of my builds, that being said...

>forced coop event in Genshin
But what about Arknights...

>>70385358
Okay Vox and Mysta.

>>70385378
>with my mods
Reminder you will never become a mod for your oshi

>>70385484 (Me)
Sorry whatever knock off barbie thing they were trying, that was super long ago...

My wife's Japanese is improving!?

>>70385540
WATCH ME PLAY MY FUNNY BEAR GAME not that other readalong bear game

Enna is also supposed to be the mecha and not Suzaku

>>70385537
kek the disaster of the only co-op event arknights tried

>>70385689
Which event so I can look it up

All of Lazulight got their armpits out for that cover. Gonna cum while crying...

>>70385657
Need this but Enna now

>>70385358
>like helldivers
I'd never play helldivers on-stream
It's a boring slog of a game
It's okay for a once a day mission but I don't know how people can enjoy it for hours on end

Or alternatively, don't play with pee

>>70385726
holy shit youre right

fuuchan has another sponsorship next month

>it's definitely not the noodles i ate that i cooked yesterday

Do noodles go bad...?

>>70385883
Anything edible goes bad eventually, unless it's pumped with preservatives or powder and then it just takes forever to go bad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83fjRsW90u0
Nijis for this feel?

>>70385745
found the no frienders

wife gone... world cold...

Baa bye... uuuuueee

>>70386020
thats literally just a harem bro wth

>>70385689
I hated that event so much

Kino Rosemi and Sonny Ringo Mogire Beam cover
>Enna's Nier concert with the Weight of the World group cover mini-MV
>Finana and Kyo's certified banger orisong
>Petra's huge cover finally ending racial disharmony between Japanese, Korean, and Chinese people
>Group off-collab karaoke with kino song choices
>Concert with Elira, Finana, Enna, Millie, Shu, Luca, Sonny, and Uki
>Schizo kino in Hong Kong featuring Fuuchan and Piochan
>Fuuchan third outfit
>Piochan second outfit
>Piochan preparing official genderbent model
>Maria preparing official huge boobs model
>Luxiem nendoroids
>More Palverse figures and scale figures
>Sonny was confirmed as a Vocaroo-posting whore on /a/ AND he's still sub-3k in Suika
>Harada is now a Rosebud
>Code Geass collab with Sonny as Wakamoto
>Elira returning soon
>Mario Kart tournament returning soon
>Lazulight cover
>Shuca meeting and other convention/fanmeeting appearances
>pick you up VPs
>Rosemi and Vivi in a Tekken tournament

Yep NijiGAWDS we are so back.

bye bye fuuchan

>>70386173
>Sonny was confirmed as a Vocaroo-posting whore on /a/ AND he's still sub-3k in Suika

This will forever be my favorite part and I'm not a briskadet

>>70385966
That's really making me think some things...

>>70386173
can we add "ike streamed for a whole week" to the list

>>70386020
shu + all his semi popular ships

>>70386239
same

>>70386173
>Maria preparing official huge boobs model
No she's not!

dead

>>70386242
Noodles and pasta take like 2-3 years to go bad. Rice can almost go forever but if not stored properly, weevils will find their way into it. It's still best before 2 years generally but still edible. Powdered goods tend to last long but flavoring will go stale and if it has anything like herbs or dried veggies they'll go off eventually. The main thing is both moisture and sunlight. That's why cool and dry is generally the best storage for pantries

>>70386792
I see. I assume if the bags are open they'll last about half of that.

>>70386792
thats crazy

>>70387028
Yeah, the sealed air environment of packaging helps things last longer. Contrasting this is McDonalds where you can drop a fry under a couch or bed and find it a year later, untouched and still looking like the day you bought it.

your soccer team is next in the /vt/ league. good luck

I hate it when Ike is not the center of every discussion.

>>70387371
oh shit

https://twitter.com/ziemawari/status/1725890891968381142

>>70387371
do you got the link to the thing?

>>70385708
i memoryholed the name for my own sake but there's only been one
>>70386165
it's one of the only events i didn't clear in my 5 years of playing

>>70387502

https://isthisliv.com/4cc/stream.html

>selen and pomu in the team
lmao

Wose cunny TTwTT

>>70387526
thanks bro

>>70387371
ever since snakeanon died i forgot about that stuff

Is the team manager still that one dragoon?

>>70387350
Thanks a lot that explains things.

>>70387526
Ok but like why does one of the guys legit sound like a commentator or a radio host?

>>70387423
Okay Vox.

>>70387686
because he's the streamer? he does play by play

>>70387506
Do you still need someone to help you clear it? ;)

Rosemi’s in a tough league….shes facing scarra also vivi is fighting lily

>>70387823
Fuck I forgot that was now. What's her team?

Rosemi and vivi are in the same team!!!

i am thinking about ike in a dress and i think you should think about ike in a dress too
>>70379767

I hate listening to DCL now... depression...

>>70387755
it was like over two years ago...

>>70387506
Same, I think I did two stages and just noped out, the rewards were pretty decent iirc, but it just wasn't fun

>>70387526
damn the chat is kind of annoying but i guess thats to be expected

Rosemi and Vivi!!!!

>>70387863 (me)
Oh he just showed it. Cool! Shame we didn't get JWong.

>>70387933
I just wanted to shoot my shot (as a joke) I know it was years ago...

LOL already losing

>>70388012
>erobb
holy shit kek, for those who don't know, he's Tyler1's brother

>>70388012
Ain't no way they got stuck with Lrobb on their team. It's not lookin good

>>70388134
no way

https://www.twitch.tv/shizurintv
Anyone know what live translation software Rin uses?

Rosemi NEEDS Vivi to not choke!

>>70388182
Most likely DeepL

>>70388134
we need this with a rosebud and a paladin now

>>70388012
Your oshi is in the same team with this.

>>70387933
>>70388073
s-sorry I wasn't thinking

>2:0
holy shit niji cant get a single W this year...

>Selen jobbing
kino

they really bullied selen for her football skill kek

>>70388012
It’s color coordinated rosemi’s in the strongest bracket and Vivi is on the weakest

Scarra probably wanted to be with Sykkuno and Lily, but he could have joined the vtuber team and used his model...

>>70387882
i am now thinking about ike's dick
https://files.catbox.moe/bgnuhk.png

>>70388417
He couldn't have, it's by skill bracket so he and Wose are mutually exclusive.

>half the nijien divegrass team is pomu and selen

>>70388360
So I have to watch this tourney on Sajam's channel?
When is it?

>>70386596
she will
the voice in my dream said so

>>70388134
Tyler1 has a brother?

>>70388527
Oh yeah, true. I forgot about that.

>>70388134
what the fuck?
he doesn't look like a roided ape like his brother

>>70388633
https://youtu.be/0Dty6oz3qKs?t=138

>>70387965
yeah i tried with a friend and even sitting in the same room the ping was so bad
>>70388285
oh it's okay, i'm just getting ready to leave

i find it kinda soulless that we are the only general who doesnt care about /vt/ league. well whatever

>>70388561
March 4 is team practice
March 8 is group stage
March 10 is tournament

>>70388824
im watching but theres not too much to say

>>70388824
We're a general filled with women. What do you expect?

>>70388824
It's because we had a shitty manager for a long time who ignored basic requests.