/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Child

>>70335599
Gabby is such a slut..

She really used to love us, you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqnL9ojmP04

I'm in love with her!
What about you?

>>70335676
those were the days..

>>70335807
It doesn't matter what I think. She doesn't love chumbuds anymore.
https://files.catbox.moe/egzcu9.mp4

>>70335807
Me and my wife love our cute daughter (wife) Gura

Gura cute Gura cute!

Were "weakbuds" ever really buds?

She doesn't read superchats like this anymore either
https://files.catbox.moe/wxhdnf.webm

>>70335807
Always have, always will.

uooooooooohhhhh.... UOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Nice manager tweet.

>>70335807
Of course I love her, she's my wife after all.

my wife

What crimes are gura and shion comitting?

>>70337149
Teasing all the girls.

>>70335807
I am! I love her more than anything! That's exactly why I married her.

>new tweet, but no likes
Thanks, mane-san.

>>70337149
Seducing every ojii-san.

I want a rush hour watchalong with gura

Gurass

>>70338049
She doesn't want to do watchalongs with us anymore.

>>70338083
SNIFFFFF

It doesn't feel like Gura's in hololive anymore. It's like everyone else is forgetting about her and everything is passing her by.

>>70338049
Remember the tremors watchalong? She was gone for over half the movie because she was arguing with "someone."

>>70338500
She never said that you fucking shit stirring faggot.

>>70338500
You've never even been membered or watched that stream and it shows.

>>70338500
>She was gone for over half the movie because she was arguing with "someone."
She was arguing with her landlord because the they sent someone to cut the grass, dummy

>>70337149
Pranking to pull the police alarm

Why is Gura not apart of this honeyworks thing? It seems like everyone else who collabed with them is
https://twitter.com/sakamatachloe/status/1763411328738505049?t=C8ftgFZhXxNTWVb2WldwXA&s=19

>>70338854
Day 1 member. Try again

>>70338810
Of course she isn't going to tell you that. Retard

>>70340267
there were two groups for the honeyworks collab one got a MV and the other didn't. thats the group that didn't, its why korone/pekora/marine aren't there either

>>70340334
Proof next thread?

Is he pretending to be retarded?

Gura cute?

Gura ugly?

>>70338810
>>70338854
>>70338877
NTA, but he's sort of right. She was gone for a whole 30 minutes or so and you could see her mouth and eyes moving, so she wasn't away from the screen. She was just muted. She was most likely talking on the phone to someone. She didn't want to say who, but she seemed upset.
The lawnmower thing is a good guess, but lawn mowing companies don't mow grass at night. So it couldn't have been that unless she wasn't in the US at the time.

>>70341414
The cutest being in the universe

>>70340436
I feel dumb I was about to type out all the members that aren’t there not realizing those are the ones with MVs. But compared to Holo27 this feels so backwards and stunted. They have popular members and unpopular members, good singers and bad singers, people that have sung honeyworks and those that haven’t. It’s so weird not to mention an album with the most popular members + sora but merch with, for the most part, unmarketable members. The deco songs weren’t that good but there was a clear vision despite there being no theme. It’s as if honeyworks didn’t have full creative control

>>70341524
Only on the inside.

I'll answer all your questions

>>70340670
Most likely.

>>70340887
Most likely.

>>70341414
Outlook not so good.

>>70341524
Without a doubt.

>>70341676
Gura is my wife on the outside and on the inside

It feels like we got a batch of new shitposters recently. They're kinda terrible at this.

>>70341593
>mowing companies don't mow grass at night
Bruh it was 4:30 in the afternoon.

>>70341593
>She was just muted. She was most likely talking on the phone to someone
Anon she was doing that to react to the movie still since she had to be muted
>but lawn mowing companies don't mow grass at night
Most mowing companies will absolutely mow sun up to sun down during the summer season, which it was. Not to mention if I remember right that stream started at like 4 or 5 eastern, not later at night. Plenty of time for the sun to still be up. I don't exactly buy that it was lawnmowing because it could have been a lot of things, but it also didn't seem like she was talking to someone very long, just that she felt the need to stay muted.

>>70342007
I wouldn’t call it a batch since it’s one person samefagging unless you mean my post on holo27 being better then you’re just wrong

not reading
I LOVE GURA!!

Its here!

>>70342119
>>70342189
Seriously what do you get out of spoon feeding schizos?

>>70342400
wear it with pride. and wow that looks nice and subtle.

>>70342400
wtf, where did you get that?

>>70342400
you have something for scale?

>>70335676
Still loves us. But if you're too gay to realize this, then it's over for you.

>>70342400
The fuck are those tiny holes on those crocs? Why so tiny?

>>70342433
Because this place is full of newfags that don't watch streams, so if the schizos reply to themselves the retard newfags believe it and spread it.

>>70342231
Don't what would make you assume I was talking about you.
But yeah, the threadshitting has just been kinda bad. Like the Marineschizo/namberfagging stuff, why would anyone who has been a regular to /ggg/ for any real amount of time actually care about that kind of stuff? Or most shitposting in general at this point?

>>70342400
I think I bundled mine with a few other things so it won't be shipping yet, im excited to wear it next year though since it's already getting warm where im at.

>>70342578
You mean schizo (probably you) samefags and spreads it. Ignore it.

>>70342119
Pajeet is probably remembering that it was dark outside where he lives at the time.
>>70342189
>Anon she was doing that to react to the movie still since she had to be muted
This anon is right and clearly remembers/has actually seen the stream, from what I remember it was speculated to either be a thunderstorm or construction in the background. And since she was muted she moved her model excessively as a way to react to the movie. She was doing the best she could with a situation that was out of her control. She did good, I remember being entertained watching her try extra hard.

Gura, please include a cool gamer hoodie in your birthday merch so we can wear them to tournaments!

shipping on the 1/7 scale is half the statues cost...

>>70342526
nta
those are crocs lite
I have the same thing

>>70342748
I was gonna buy the Mio hoodie because it looked cool but I worried it wouldn't fit right...

>>70342748
She gave you a shirt, wear that.

>>70342748
Miosha's hoodie is pretty comfy. I hope we can get Gura's soon.

>>70342400
tfw it doesn't get cold enough to wear a scarf here. Let alone long sleeved clothing. Hate this country.

Last batch of question here lads. My mind's foresight will have to recover after this.

>>70342483
Outlook not so good.

>>70342501
My sources say no.

>>70342526
Without a doubt.

>>70342715
I just prefer not to let retards make things up about my wife, that's all.

I was in parrot's video!

>>70342797
Use EMS instead of DHL. It's half the price

What's the source for this image btw? My friend wants the whole thing.

>>70342119
They aren't mowing the grass past 5, anon.
>>70342433
I knew it started at 4. The phone call happened an hour into the movie. Even if you aren't a member, and I am, you can check the start time on holodex.

Kissing Gura kiss kiss kiss.

>>70343033
https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/7678578

>>70343070
>They aren't mowing the grass past 5, anon.
Way to out yourself as a subhuman who lives outside of burgerland, landscaping crews are full of illegals who will cut your grass any time any day. Or if you want a second plausible theory, the landlord cut the grass after he got off work.

Schizo writing fanfict and replying to themself again.

>>70343227
swapping microbiomes iwth gura is a dream come true

>>70342508
It used to be that she wouldn't even leave for 3 days without letting us know. And then it became a week. And then she didn't bother announcing them anymore. And then it became 2 weeks. And then it became a month. And then 2 months. And then 5 months with almost no communication. She's back now, but not really. She would never have done what she's doing right now her first or even second year with us.
And she certainly never talks to us like she does in that clip anymore.

>>70343246
thank you.

I can't believe the Tremors watchalong still gets brought up for shitposting purposes to this day.
I went back and rewatched it awhile back and holy shit, you might have to be an actual schizo for real to cling to so much nothing for this long.
But I get it's hard for them to get some real "dirt" on her.

>>70343443
are you trans or something? Cos you sound like a fuckhead.

>>70343443
>And she certainly never talks to us like she does in that clip anymore.
greychama..

I just realized will marine be able to keep her cool around Ayame, Shion, and Gura?

>>70343070
>They aren't mowing the grass past 5, anon.
I promise you that they are. Lawn crews have a contract to get something done they don't give a shit if it's 5am or 5pm.

Gura having intimate cyb0rseggz with me has made me so happy. I love her.

>>70343657
>>70343763
>You respond
>They giggle like school girls behind their screen thinking they made you mad
Well that and the retards who samefag to make ”unhinged 4chan videos”

>>70344198
like this?

>>70344198
Those retards think that anyone on 4ch have to be buck mad crazy and maladjusted just like them.

>>70343642
I dont know why gura has any shitposters. There are better girls to shit on.

>>70343246
Finally a good fucking artist
>shit's all paywalled
>kemono don't have shit
whatever happened to sharing and caring. I miss the 00's internet.

I miss the real big fish, look at the way this lewd brat used to hold me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or2EKCRgn20

Day 12! Give it up for day 12!

>>70343642
There's a reason the only one that comes around when she's streaming is the actual cuckposter schizo who turned himself into the VRchat schizo, literally the only real complaint anyone ever has about Gura is just that there isn't enough of her.

>>70344495
Atf

>>70344393
Yea pretty much

>>70344535
Gura is so sexy, every fetish applies.

>>70344811
That's why she can be my mommydaughtersisterbabywife.

>>70344495
but the newest one is on kemono, it's just that sometimes artists are listed with their japanese name
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/5364973
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/5364973?q=gura

I like giantess gura but tiny gura is the one for me

>>70345015
what really. thanks. it's hard to check for this shit and if the fanbox isn't updated I just ignore it.

>>70345048
that's pretty fucked up, but did see this?

I thought you all told me Gura is a woman child? How do I explain to the cops that my sharkwife is still in elementary school.

My patience for my cute anxious shark wife is endless.

Marine being among the first to welcome Gura into hololive is the truth according to Gura, so there's some truth and obvious lies mixed into this text. I wonder if the skipped grades part has truth to it, and to who in hololive is Gura considered a genius?

>>70345275
You can click on "Linked Accounts" and check if there's any other accounts listed

>>70345523
This was her biggest yab... I can't believe she did this...

>>70345689
this is some straight up magic what the hell

>>70345553
Lie to them retard. Tell them there was a mistake in the paperwork and she was actually held back, not put forward.

>>70335676
>From a DBD stream
Gura quitting DBD was a mistake.

What the chumbies up to?

>>70346926
Depressed, gooming for the 4th time today.

>>70346926
eating spaghett for late din din

>>70346926
playing islands of insight before bed

>>70346926
goomed to oppai loli

>>70346926
I was looking for a ptsd shrimp replacement and found people that mix her karaokes or fix her audio. Really want a properly recorded and mixed song

>>70346926
Depressed, not gooming at all today.

>>70347345
based, which?

>>70346926
I am playing rainbow six

...She is in fact not elementary-school-aged nor a genius.

>>70347672
Don’t expose her to the school board

>>70347413
The 6yo cow.

Have i been gooming to an elementary school vtuber all this while??

>>70347953
good taste

>>70347672
you know too much

>>70346926
trepang2. I got stuck on a level for too long and my eyes and head started hurting

Kiara has to guide Gura in Japan (again), I thought that was her manager's job, or maybe Kiara is getting paid to do this.

>>70348297
She's just used to leeching.

>>70346926
About to watch Gunbuster. I usually watch loli anime and slice of life cgdct. This is gonna be something quite different. Hope it's good.

>>70347353
Yeah there's no real suitable alternative. Fucking sucks. Been reliant on that playlist for like 2 years now. Lost without it. Like who gives a fuck about copyright, let fans listen to her music cover. Sorry i yelled at you pstd for the crunchy upload of the last karaoke stream.

>>70346926

>>70348297
I'll pay her by letting her suck my cum out of gura's cunny.

>>70338380
She only has herself to blame.

>>70349127
She owonwy hwa hewsewf towo bwame.

>>70349255
Pouty gooba is cutest gouda!

>>70349608
shut up nerd

>>70343033
It's a redraw of a panel from an arknights rape doujin

https://files.catbox.moe/n0et1x.zip

>>70350072
don't download this

>>70346926
playing diablo 4

>>70350520
This
I came right away

anyone got a magnet for the most recent karaoke?

>no likes
>no joke about how silly the lore being that she's a genius is
yep that's a manesan classic

>>70346926
Submitted a paper with subtle Holo reference, will link the pubmed when it is online. Also

Taking pictures of Gura's butt in homeroom while she's not paying attention.

>>70350520
but I like collecting viruses..

>>70350750

>>70350750
I didn't buy the scarf.

>>70350738
>joke
But she is a genius.

>>70350949
goob morning

>>70350072
plz post non-virus version.

>>70350949
sleep tight buddy

is there actually a virus?

>>70346926
Emerald City Comicon over the weekend

>>70350755
Oh she’ll notice

>>70350949
sharkdreams

>>70351849
But will she care? Or will she just moon me completely at that point?

>>70351582
Nope

>>70352022
>>70350072
oh it's the continuation of the hirotaka doujin, awesome!

>>70335458
Is it true that Gura fucks dogs?

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

>>70352808
woof yes woof woof

>>70350072
chinkbud translate

>>70352872
dont treat him like a slave

Thinking about her makes me happy

Thinking about her makes me horny.

>>70352808
ye
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116433145

C hours?

>>70352872
*because of Ame's drugs*
*gasp* *gasp*
*all I want to do right now is turning you into a mess

STREAM WABI SABI LULLABYE

I have to admit to something
I want to do unspeakable things to Gura. I feel horrible

>>70354642
ye

>>70355292
Same, but I don't feel horrible about it.

>>70355452
the best kind of autism

>>70356020
is that a..

>>70356065
Yes that's a shark

>>70355452
what even is this school nonsense, who at hololive is doing this to us

>>70356124
How new are you? https://store.steampowered.com/app/2062550/hololive_ERROR/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUneGc-vkSY

>>70355452
Will they make an anime? A visual novel?

I miss my mommy...

>>70356274
is Gura in this? I assume no, will they add her?

>>70353141
Just run 'em over. They glow in the dark you know.

my wife

I remember when there were new funny clips from Gura's streams every day. Clippers used their reserves, even did re-runs on old clips the first few times Gura were gone for months at at time. Now there's nothing.

>>70357496
>Watching clips

>>70357496
Don't worry so much about clips, anon.

>>70335458
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGtWkLk-REQ

>>70352808
She fucked this one yesterday

>>70357723
>>70357880
NTA, but I like clips because I have a bad memory, and each clip is a little trip down memory lane. :3

sleep well chumbies

More Palworld soon?

>>70358470
Never again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep8YqVVDWgg

I goom to her because of my overwhelming actual love for her, and not because I'm just a pervert.

>>70359013
I goom to her because I am a pervert T u T

>>70358736
that is a very on the nose representation of what's going on

>>70358470
The dino are very happy in this image

>>70360075
And rapeable too T u T

She's the love of my life!

I miss Goombledor...

bag

I'm watching Gura's mom

>>70361232
I will now watch Gura's mom

She makes my heart feel all fluttery.

>>70361476
sex

I like when my daughterwife is happy

>>70347672
She's a virtuoso, which is a personality for geniuses

>>70346926
Thinking about making a playlist consist of the best of AI cover or not

>>70348297
Gura manager can't speak nihongo

>>70350072
No original jap language?

who?

Any tips for making homebrew beer? She's trying to create some. I told her she should just hit the blunt but she didn't listen.

>>70363762
What a little slut

pénis dans mes fesses

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>70365928
fuck off

>>70365998
semen

>>70366043
Me as the cunny

>>70365998
Nyo

>>70366122
*plap*

Gurame missing, Ina nearly lost an eye, Mori self proclaim as daisenpai of EN, Kiara keeps doing lesbo thingy with new kouhai.
This timeline isn't so bright

thoughts on mama?

>>70368294
extremely strong cute voice, sex and retard genes

My daughterwife Gura is the cutest girl in the whole universe and I will always protect her and dote on her!

>Gura's fig isn't sold out on amiami
What happened?

>>70369645
I thought it was pre-order?

>>70369819
a ton of people cancelled so they have leftovers

>>70369645
Finally! I'd say. Finally it has dawned on people that they've been supporting an idle VTuber. A whole year of the three she's been in hololive, she's been away for reasons more or less unknown.

My theory is that Gura will not do a thing unless it is going make her money. She doesn't do things to be nice or charitable. If we stop supporting her by buying her merch, perhaps she'll start working again.

It is good news as it is a step toward finding out whether Gura actually intends to be a VTuber again. Next she'll hopefully lose many of her regular paybuds.

The gentle and supportive way didn't work. She's still doing her "I*m back!" routine.

That's a nice bait

>>70369864
Amazing. I knew Gura's fanbase had brains. I'm very proud right now. Enough is enough.

Personally when Kiara admitted that the last few Myth collabs were only arranged because they were going to push merch made me realize of fake everything is. Nobody wanted to be there, or to play the game. It was just about the merch push at the of the stream.

Kiara says its tough to get Myth together for collabs in general. It's hilarious. They're just VTubers, they have all the time in the world, and if not, with few exceptions they're their own bosses and can make their own schedules.

>>70370128
>>70370435

Well that's all well and good but check this out!

>>70370541
>>70369864

this guy said her merch finally stopped selling, so it's a win for those who want change

nachomama sneeze on my dick

>>70370128
>>70370435
my god this numberschizo really is beyon deluded

Sex with a fembud.

Goob morning retards

>>70335807
I don't love Gura, but I enjoy watching her content.

>>70373261
Goob morning faggot

>>70370541
Oh no no no feistybros not like this....

>>70371349
copebud...

Any wife sightings soon?

>>70370541
Bros... we failed her... she should have made 2 million

>>70374029
retardbud...

Wtf I got this happy meal but I’m still sad
I want to ryona this creature and make her more sad tut
Gutsbud kills scumbud with his sword

gura's feet in my mouth

>>70346926
Holy shit, did wc3 customs fag finally die?

>>70374983
Dude played it 24/7 for 2 weeks according to the polls so, yeah, he died until he dead

>>70346926
I've been playing wc3 customs.

>>70370541
AIIIIIEEEEEE NOOOOO WHY IS SHE STILL POPULAR ANTIBROS???!!?!

>>70375130
Don't lie fag

>>70375403
>a couple hundred oversea sales
>popular

Isn’t WC3 customs just DOTA? Or are they different?

>>70375467
>coping this hard
how about an over 40k kara?

>>70375438
Why would I lie?

I get an erection everytime i visit this thread

>>70375661
Anyone can make 3 folders and take a screenshot of it.

>>70375830
Are ya happy now?

>This is unbelievable Gura’s fans have finally abandoned her
So you guys are going to stop shitting up the thread now that you’ve won right?

>desperate for gura content
>see a clip I haven't seen before
>title is gura comes back or something
>click it excited
>realize it was clickbait
>look at the channel name to see who I got baited by so I can block them
>p*rrot
Out of desperation I gave that faggot a view. I'm so sorry. But at least I blocked their channel now.

>>70344198
Okay, NOW you sound like a retard lol

It has been said that Gura’s asshole smells like a turtle.
Discuss.

it's over.

again.

>>70376460
Are you a fembud?

>>70376270
Gura put on your helmet. Its not safe around here

>>70376085
It was bound to happen, but I expected it way sooner; in that she started to feel the effects of not streaming or producing anything original anymore.

>>70376547
My helbet smellz kinda bad like pee and bbq sauce

>>70376541
Speaking of cunts; Today i found out that circumcised guys don't know how a default dick works, 20 guys have today said they had not idea that the rest of us could convert back and forth between "circumcised" mode & "uncircumcised" mode

It's the "people standing up to wipe their butts" all over again

>>70376085
They seemed to ignore the other half of your post anon

>>70376972
People stand up to wipe? Is this a third worlder thing

>>70376977
Well they are the types to only see what they want to see, not sure what he expected.

>>70377065
I have heard plenty of firstworlders saying they stand up to wipe, like half up between sitting and standing, dunno how they manage that, it would burn my thigh-muscles to death

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taiwan?

>>70377065
>>70377148
Sometimes when it's bad you need to approach it from a different angle.

>>70365928
samen

>>70377806
It's called semen dumbud, it's the thing that hangs from the mouth in this pic:
>>70376916

>>70365928
salmon

>>70374576
you're damn right I did!

just watched Oldboy for the first time
that was a movie

>>70378094
Do black people watch Gura? Not to be sexist, just curious

Kirby deez nuts all over your face Gura

>>70378138
of course, all kinds of intelligent and successful people watch gura

>>70358736
even Kaela knows our pain..

>>70374576
I'll be back when I'm horny again. I had sex yesterday so she's safe for now.

>>70378315
Did you have sex with a fembud?

>>70378307
yeah, she definitely saw everything abandoned, creatures dying and the chumbud being trapped and starved. It's too real.

>>70358736
Kaela still salty over all the quartz she grinded for nothing, understandable really

>>70378377
No she's is a big normalfag and someone I'd never tell that I watch Gura.

>>70378469
she was mining other stuff and used to just leave the quartz, main difference was that she picked it up - she was mining anyway.

But yes, Gura in a nutshell, really weird how she abandons everything and everyone so easily.

Anyone wants to grind some AoE2 or EE2?

>>70379143
you can unlock stuff in Age of Empires 2?

>>70379270
No, it is one of those old school concepts of: "Play to have fun" kinda games

My bikini Gura stand is finally on it's way! and my Fauna hat.

My Gurandma.

>>70379561
that's why I was confused, since grinding implies you're working towards something, at least to me.

>>70358736
>>70359584
>>70378396
>Projecting yourself on a useless character that keeps glitching itself to the roof
This isn't really the own you think it is