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Calm & Collected Edition

Last thread: >>70337617
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.70354813
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>>70354800
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.70354828

we can go ahead and graduate shinri now there's an actually talented horror streamer in tempus

>> No.70354852

>>70354828
wow you had that one ready to go uh, not even an "amen"?

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>>70354813
amen

>> No.70354890
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>>70354800
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

>> No.70354920

Rurex...

>> No.70354940
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>>70354890
DAY 32! GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 32! 2 DAYS LEFT TO GET ALTARE'S BD MERCH!

>> No.70354944

>you know what, ruze? you remind me of those people who want to press the soft spots on babies' heads
kek that's one of the better zingers he's thrown at him

>> No.70354993

>>70354800
I miss Shinri...

>> No.70355011

>>70354813
Amen

>> No.70355036
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My wife left me...

>> No.70355058
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>>70354993

>> No.70355111

>>70354940
I wish I could buy one ring for each finger but I feel like I'd be lucky if it even fits on my pinky

>> No.70355174

>Jurard asking where is that fat fucking pig
It's my time to shine!

>> No.70355189

>>70355036
your wife is a ho

>> No.70355208

>>70355036
sorry we were scissoring at my place

>> No.70355245

>>70355036
Wife? But that implies that hakka is a girl though, which he's clearly not

>> No.70355252
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>>70354813
Amen

>> No.70355291 [SPOILER] 
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>>70355189
Yeah, the best

>> No.70355316

>Getting turned on by the dino calling me a fat pig
God damn it. Also, why does he nerf himself with the loud haha funny if this is what his real voice sounds like

>> No.70355390

>>70355208
Don't play with scissors, that's dangerous anon!
>>70355245
Meds

>> No.70355494
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>>70355245
Explain this

>> No.70355751

>>70355316
He's said more than once how he much he dislikes how boring and unfun it feels to not let loose with his volume and he's invested in his bombastic team rocket kayfabe

>> No.70355803

>>70355751
I just wish he would dial back in collabs

>> No.70355825

Chat's calling Banchou daddy.
I hope his voice recovers soon.

>> No.70355867

What is the goal of this game? Seems like Jurard's just walking aimlessly

>> No.70356984

jurard's throat condition...

>> No.70356996

my ears

>> No.70357014

THIS FUCKING KETTLE

>> No.70357022

These were literal guinea pig noises.

>> No.70357142

>>70357022
More like a squealing pig

>> No.70357169

So his recordings will be fucked then

>> No.70357182

Oh god people were once again knocking on Jurard's door. Remember during his debut were people called the cops on him because they thought he was in danger?

>> No.70357192

does he live with family or housemates

>> No.70357213

>>70357192
Probably the latter

>> No.70357219

>>70357192
More common to live with family in SEA so I guess family

>> No.70357233

>>70357192
>flip
90% family

>> No.70357246

>>70357192
With me

>> No.70357288

>>70357192
since Queen Rexford mention he could be living with his mom

>> No.70357355

>>70357192
Unless he's married he probably lives with his closest relatives

>> No.70357384

The game is concernfagging...

>> No.70357536
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>>70357219
>>70357355
i always envied my asian friend back in postgrad because she got to live with her family as long as she wanted. she bought a house i think a year after she was done with school because she had saved up so much money from staying home
while i've got all kinds of certifications and still stuck in rent hell
at least i have my stars boys am i right

>> No.70357647

Why did this game turn into a rock MV

>> No.70357777

>>70357536
There has to be something else going there because you can't afford a home straight out of studies even if you can save up by staying with family

>> No.70357792

help your friends by killing their physical bodies

>> No.70358000

RUREX

>> No.70358213

>>70358000
ruze is surprisingly invested since he doesn't like the horror genre in general

>> No.70358291

>>70357777
parents probably hooked her up with a plot of land.
t. my parents are offering me the same thing as the only son

>> No.70358473

I really don't understand what's the appeal of feet.

>> No.70358600

Banchtoe...

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>>70358473
They're like hands, but forbidden fruit

>> No.70359207

Ruze is still awake to support his boyfailure of a friend

>> No.70359428

>>70359207
kek, that's his wife

>> No.70359497

>>70359428
*His mistress, Tavi is his wife

>> No.70359496

>Desperately trying to date the teacher
Hagsisters winning?

>> No.70359578

Be a retarded loud dinosaur and get both a Pakosen and a Ruze to dote over you

>> No.70359705

I kinda want to watch Jurard play fear and hunger. Want to see how he reacts lol

>> No.70359981

>>70359705
Oh it'd be so good! I hope someone requests this to him

>> No.70360252

>>70359981
I think F&H has too much ponos and vagoo which means they'd have to get the mod for cowards and bitches that censors it but I wouldn't count on it
Flayon talked about this a while ago

>> No.70360263

I miss tempus

>> No.70360299

>>70360263
Literally who

>> No.70360339

Oh he's talking kinda normally now

>> No.70360466

NEVER BACK DOWN NEVER WHAT

>> No.70360532

>>70359705
Probably a bit too much for Holo.
Golden Light could work, suitable amounts of mindfuck for kettle noises and absurd humor he can use to ground himself.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1245430/Golden_Light/

>> No.70361434

Yatta~

>> No.70361518

Juned always suffers

>> No.70361606

>>70361518
Fuck Juned. I'll football kick that tiny fuck along with that pussy ass timo-thee to the nether realm

>> No.70361829

>>70361606
What did he ever do wrong...

>> No.70362304

where za streams

>> No.70362391

>>70361829
You're talking to Ruze.

>> No.70362802
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Ruze really just stayed up all night watching Rex and chatting throughout his whole stream. Love...

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https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1763543449821938115

>> No.70362995

>>70362802
There's a lot of warmth in the kokoro when the two flips and ruze assemble together

>> No.70363045

>>70362994
Nice drawing
>pako
Oh no

>> No.70363047

>>70362994
CUTE, good memories of hikaru no go

>> No.70363077

>>70363045
Why oh no

>> No.70363322
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>>70362995
The best trio

>> No.70363324

Protip for anyone getting bloodwork done: After not eating for over 12 hours do not inhale fast food. I know now how Shinri felt on the koilet...

>> No.70363339

>>70363077
meme where all of pako's children end up graduating but it extended to him just drawing anyone is a curse for some reason. I really like pako, I hope they get a child that sticks around for a long while

>> No.70363446

>>70363324
skill issue honestly

>> No.70363502

>>70363446
Or just being over 30

>> No.70363614
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>>70363339
Pako has drawn like half of the HoloPro and Niji vtubers that exist, so people trying to imply just drawing them means anything is pretty dumb

>> No.70363755

>sleep to dino
>wake up to zombie
did dino raid or is this just autoplay doing it's thing? really sweet if so

>> No.70363905

>>70363755
He wanted to raid other stars but there's no one available. So he raided an ID member

>> No.70364041
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>> No.70364141

>>70364041
TOILET SEX WITH OCTAVIO

>> No.70364184

>>70364041
kek what's wrong with Octavio

>> No.70364695

9 minutes into the dreadout vod and this dumb quiet dino already has my heart going doki doki

>> No.70365468
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>>70354813
Amen

>> No.70365606
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ASMR Dreadout is just Jurard having (You) sit on his lap and holding you really really close for his own comfort while playing a horror game

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>> No.70365849

Based taste, ngl
https://youtu.be/0m8qCmNAZws?t=3416

>> No.70366026

>>70364041
this toilet thing has been one of the most bizarre recurring bit about a Holostar member

>> No.70366032

>>70365468
i kind of desire a oneeshota manga with this shota phantom and a bettelion oneesan with wide hips and fat ass...

>> No.70366384

>>70366032
>spoiler
I wonder if a BASED drawfag would be so kind to grant this anons humble request.

>> No.70366413

>>70366384
Go commission an artist instead of begging on 4chan, coomer

>> No.70366586

>>70366032
A shota creating a bunch of oneesan demons who like to ryona Bettel is kind of funny

>> No.70366617

>>70365606
Uwooo ToT

>> No.70366998

>>70366586
Phantom is so unbelievably based for that

>> No.70367033

Stars Rust s3 doko

>> No.70367287

>>70367033
I MISS RUST
Would love to see how Armis integrates themselves in it, particularly since Ruze has shown interest in autism grinding it

>> No.70367346

>>70367287
Ruze would make the bestest base ever

>> No.70367485
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>Living in the sunlight
>Loving in the moonlight
>Having a wonderful time
Good morning /mans/

>> No.70367521

>>70367287
I think Ruze could potentially get a trophy

>> No.70367523
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>> No.70367596

>>70365606

>> No.70367657
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>>70363339
>>70363614
At this point, the curse should be that if Pako is a vtuber mama they will graduate within a year

>> No.70367680

>>70366026
maybe in the badlands he lived what it's like to have to use an outdoors outhouse or some other crude primitive squat toilet, so a modern toilet and plumbing (plus bidet attachment) is a great luxury

>> No.70367849

>>70367657
Pako's like that neighborhood mom but all of her babies were miscarriages or stillbirths

>> No.70367993

>no views on my tape
Unlucky, I didn't even get looked at because I have under 20CCV most of the time. And I didn't tape myself in character, I'm just a retard stupid moron. This was my last hope of making it.

>> No.70368167

>>70367993
most of the stars had to try multiple times, don't give up just yet

>> No.70368336

>>70367849
I feel bad laughing at this kek

>> No.70368987

WOAH *cums*

>> No.70369101

>>70367993
You can do it anon, I believe in you.

>> No.70369130

ARMIS COLLAB IN ABOUT 12 HOURS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA

>> No.70369135
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>>70368987
*swallows your dick whole*

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>>70369130
>10 pm

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Saw some kids at a roundabout doing some kind of fundraising thing, and they had a kid in an axolotl costume dancing around to grab attention. Made me think of aniki.

>> No.70369370

>>70369101
If I get in by a miracle, please watch out for debuts streams. I say I like RTS and Mystery Novel games, you should know then that it was me.

>> No.70369388

>>70369370
isn't it kinda risky to make links like that to 4chan

>> No.70369420

>>70369388
I'm a daredevil by nature. That's probably why I won't get in.

>> No.70369495

>>70369420
you should focus on progressing your content and expanding it to more viewers so cover will give you a look, and don't fucking pull a vesper

>> No.70369508

>>70366413
Its a joke anon, why so serious, not like there is any drawfags left /here/ that would be willing to draw le hated female.

>> No.70369533

>>70369495
Thank you, that's what I'm doing now. Streaming and getting more people to know me.

>> No.70369571

>>70369508
Someone post the HQ gangbanging a femanon art

>> No.70369774

>>70369533
yeah just keep retrying as you gain more notoriety, changed your stream overlay, more funny clips, held longer conversations with your chat shit like that, at some point the person overseeing auditions will notice how persistent and how much growth you've had each time you tried

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>>70369571
I personally like the snailtare one better https://files.catbox.moe/lqzvrk.png

>> No.70369901
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>>70346144
knew it
Imagine if Shinri goes with his plan of making those noodles for all the Tempus boys in an off-collab

>> No.70369994

>>70369901
No one in Tempus can say no to him, so I'm not imagining as much as waiting.

>> No.70369996

>>70369866
anons look like THAT?

>> No.70370053

>>70369866
just as i removed that from my memory ahh home sweet home

>> No.70371057

>>70369866
NOOOOOOO MY EYES
Wait, would the PH of the vagina end up hurting Snailtare?

>> No.70371292

not showering for a week so that when you force bettel and jutard to eat you out they end up throwing up

>> No.70371425
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>>70369996
False, its is a known fact that all femaltventurers are slime girls.

>> No.70371636

Not gonna lie, I would eat what Hakka makes.

>> No.70371927

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhrPwE81ndw

>> No.70371928
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https://twitter.com/dent_man8020/status/1763589225629532379

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>>70371292
No! I just wanna batter the jester a bit before or during sex

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>> No.70372359

>>70371927
Clownfish...

>> No.70372364

>>70372248
Must...not...make...racist edit....

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>> No.70372489

>>70372364
Do what you're supposed to do magmite

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>>70372364
Why stop yourself Magmite, blame it on Magni, afterall it was he who taught you guys the evil ways.

>> No.70374030

We all know that magmites were the most racist, but which fanbase has the most misogynists?

>> No.70374426

>>70374030
Octoposse.

>> No.70374512

>>70371928
Do you ever think how lucky dentman is to be able to freely explore his fetish and get celebrated for it?

>> No.70374617

>>70374512
it's bullshit that he can do his thing but i'm not allowed to touch boys in uniforms and young salarymen in suits on trains

>> No.70374723
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baby making with pilot!

>> No.70375884

Pilot making with baby!

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This nigga

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https://twitter.com/Muse9420/status/1763516061268480004

>> No.70376052

>>70375968
The line between flesh and 2d grows thinner

>> No.70376167

>>70375968
Somewhere out there a /mans/ anon just had a aneurysm

>> No.70376176

>>70375983
Took me a while to recognise altveturer because it has no face lol. Pretty cool concept for a room!

>> No.70376272

>>70376176
I hope Shinri sees this and that this individual is acknowledged. It would be absolutely sick to see this in some form down the line.

>> No.70376340

The real Altare experience (very cute)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QW6MyM3vYs

>> No.70376426

>>70375968
I know vtuber purists probably hate this new era but... I feel like it was about time.

>> No.70376528

>>70375968
to be fair, I don't think I've seen a single stream of Sea of Thieves without someone referencing it at some point

>> No.70376538
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70376538

>>70374030
I vote for Altventurer aka the cultare
Why u might ask?
They are slimes! From my years of playing eroges it has taught me that slimes will rape women but not man, nothing more misogynistic than rape!

>> No.70376572

okay but which fanbase gives the best head

>> No.70376596

>>70375968
I dont partake in doxshit, is this suppose to be a reference to something?

>> No.70376892

>>70376340
Yeah, it's a nice compilation. Shows a lot of his different sides.

>> No.70376909

>>70376572
Look at the koi lips and try to give me another answer

>> No.70376957
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70376957

>>70376538
>slimes will rape women but not man
You wish.

>> No.70376959
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70376959

>>70376909
yeah look at us

>> No.70376990

>>70376959
slut

>> No.70377077

>>70376990
Like oshi, like fans.

>> No.70377119

>>70376959
uuuuhhh
that reminds me, any pics of the koi plushie yet? I'm real curious to see what it looks like

>> No.70377234
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70377234

>>70377119
https://twitter.com/nishiki9906/status/1762371042197307817

>> No.70377286

>>70377234
Jesus kois are so ugly

>> No.70377303

>>70377286
You will die

>> No.70377358
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70377358

>>70377286

>> No.70377410

>>70377286
But that's exactly what makes them so great

>> No.70377501

>>70376596
Bettel is the guy from original meme

>> No.70378400

>>70377501
wow
smol world
God I wish I could crash a ship directly into Bettel's asshole so he becomes the figurehead.

>> No.70378525

>>70375968
I don't understand

>> No.70378613

>>70378525
>>70377501

>> No.70378882

>>70377501
Original meme? Which meme?

>> No.70379128

>>70378882
The single meme that carried Sea of Thieves' marketing

>> No.70379142

>>70377501
>>70375968
No fucking way lmao

>> No.70379225

>>70379128
well hot damn...

>> No.70379252
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70379252

I'm going to adopt these cats. Wish me luck

>> No.70379877

>>70371292
A week? That's easy, try a year and a half

>> No.70379918

>>70379128
Found it. Wow, yeah, that's his voice in the middle. Huh. Small world, indeed.

>> No.70381213
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70381213

A crumb of streams please...

>> No.70381603

I can NOT for the life of me remember the Bettel Stream where "I derstand" comes from, what fucking stream was it

>> No.70382228

>>70381603
https://www.youtube.com/live/F8LIeYNiPVM?si=gmoQacFhmRmk99qj

>> No.70382299

>>70382228
How the fuck did not check here

>> No.70382366
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70382366

>>70381603
Youtube works really well, I found it immediately

>> No.70382574

Jurard pillow humping!! Jurard whimpering and moaning as he tries to desperately make himself cum!! His tail thrashing around and twitching in the air!!

>> No.70383551
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>> No.70383718
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>>70382574
uwooooogh

>> No.70383720
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70383720

vanguard is so kind to take time off to be there for the birth of me and shinri's first child

>> No.70383796

>>70383551
I want to bite his ear and rip out the piercing

>> No.70384128

>>70383551
I want to run my finger down his sternum and hear him whimper

>> No.70384377

>>70383720
small grammar mistake

>> No.70384637

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1O6TXdIkWk

>> No.70384843
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70384843

no hakker...

>> No.70385024

Tempus status?

>> No.70385182

>>70385024
Having a secret off-collab orgy.

>> No.70385331

>>70384843
Ive been listening to his last karaoke pretending i dont miss him but i do

>> No.70385457
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70385457

>>70385024
>>70385182
correct, but they're also doing whatever this is with Armis during their down time

>> No.70385678

>>70385457
WHY THEY GOTTA STREAM AT 10PM AAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.70385766

>>70385457
>Staying up al night discussing the optimal cat build
>They wake up late and stream late
So this is why they all overlap like retards

>> No.70386304

>>70385457
That could be a cool whacky collab kek

>> No.70386322
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70386322

>>70384843
>>70385331
He's training to cook better for you hakkitos!

>> No.70386842
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>> No.70387135

shooting bettel with a rocket launcher

>> No.70387478
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70387478

Filled with a intense need to bend Shinri over something

>> No.70387814

>>70386842
That eye hole is the perfect size for an onahole

>> No.70388161
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70388161

>> No.70388333
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70388333

>>70388161
>that skin indention on hakka's thigh

>> No.70388511

>>70387478
oh that looks nice

>> No.70388689
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70388689

>>70387814

>> No.70388759
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>>70388689
AYO WTF CHILL

>> No.70388802

>>70388161
Huh, that outfit works on him, and vice versa
>Hakka's thigh
VERY nice

>> No.70389560
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70389560

>>70388689

>> No.70390303

>>70388689
I wonder if you could actually replace the fake zipper with a real one.

I mean, I'm sure you can. Maybe I should ask if anybody would actually do it.

>> No.70390343
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70390343

....

>> No.70390666
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70390666

>>70390343
:)

>> No.70390760
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70390760

>>70385331
loved the way he sang the vocaloid songs (specially aishite) and the vkei, good stuff

>> No.70391131

>>70390760
I read that as "Ah Shite"

>> No.70393014

>>70386322
Hakka i'm so tired of having pizza every day can you please cook me a real meal like rice and meat

>> No.70393035
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70393035

Hi mans

>> No.70393249
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70393249

>>70393014
TIME FOR DESSERT ANON!

>> No.70393307

>>70390303
>replace the fake zipper with a real one
That’s actually a good idea then I can carry it around like a handbag or use it to hide some stuff. I’ll keep this idea in the back of my mind once I get better at sewing

>> No.70393353
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70393353

>>70393035
BUENOS DÍAS SEÑOR BROTHEL

>> No.70393403

>>70390303
The seam placement makes a zipper replacement fairly straightforward, but you'd probably want to ask someone with at least a little familiarity with making plush. Zippers and minky seem to give people trouble, especially if they have little experience.

>> No.70393497

Blue fuck zomboid soon~
Ngl, I really thought he was never gonna touch that game again, Im really happy to be proven wrong

>> No.70393940
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70393940

Hakka trying to imitate Oga, Fuma (KEK I love that trash panda), Shien, Rio and Miyabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abgHUb9Ws38&t=7437s

>> No.70394002
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70394002

Flayon's Sister (Not IRL)
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1763697259642814897

>> No.70394193

>>70394002
She'll never surpass her first work huh, this looks weird as fuck

>> No.70394305

>>70394002
What is it that makes this seem wrong? Is it just the shape overall, the outfit in general or is it the colors? I can't figure it out but I don't like it.

>> No.70394409

>>70394305
I think the fur's too high up and not separate enough from the middle parts of the outfit so it blends together. The design's not bad but the execution seems a little off? The collar tag also looks too large to me

>> No.70394599

>>70394409
Oh that makes sense now that you say it? Imagining the fur differently or gone already seems a lot better. Personally also don't like the purple hair + orange/red eyes but maybe it wouldn't stand as much otherwise.
But whatever. Worse siblings to have I guess.

>> No.70394604

How is it possible for Hakkabro to be 193cm and Hakka to be like 160cm? I've never seen that before in real life.

>> No.70394659

>>70393353
>picrel
Awww... cute.

>> No.70394765

>>70394604
>How is it possible
It could be kayfabe but it's not unheard of, it's just really bad luck for the short brother

>> No.70394955

Here is a question to all of you, who has the thirstiest, most down bad fanbase?

>> No.70394993
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70394993

>>70394604
>YOU TOOK ALL THE GOOD GENES

>> No.70395089

>>70394955
bettel

>> No.70395121

>>70394955
bettel

>> No.70395149

>>70394955
Bettel

>> No.70395151

>>70394955
bettel

>> No.70395203

>>70394604
the genes lottery, possibly the epigenetics of the parents at the time, what a kid grows up eating (more meat and fish is good for a kid)

>> No.70395252

>>70394955
Bettelions for sure but Altventurers are not that far off.

>> No.70395256

>>70394955
me

>> No.70395373
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70395373

>>70395252
Altventurers are REALLY perverted but below the water, I’ll give this one to Bettelion since they are more outspoken. I still have yet to see Bettel horse porn

>> No.70395661

>>70395089
>>70395121
>>70395149
>>70395151
>>70395252
wow, literally no hesitation
to be honest I dont see them thirsting, more of being obsessive

>> No.70396121

>>70395661
Kek I like how the time for the answers aren’t far apart from each other

>I dont see them thirsting, more of being obsessive
I agree, yeah there are some horny Bettelion here and there but most of the Bettelion that I see are just non-horny crazy for him

>> No.70396317

blue necrophiliac doko

>> No.70396322

>>70395661
have you looked in his tag at all? even the mainline stuff is a horny as possible whilst being sfw. inside of discords/on alt accounts i can tell you literally every bettelion is thirsty as fuck and blowing his asshole wide open, even the they/them sisters who claim to be asexual are unbearably horny and shout “im normal tehe!!”

>> No.70396383

LEADER ON THE TELLY

>> No.70396388

>>70394955
>thirsty FOR their oshi
Bettel, Ruze
>thirsty WITH their oshi
Gibby

>> No.70396420

>>70396383
J O B B E R
O
B
B
E
R

>> No.70396438

>>70396383
lazy
LEADER ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83-moC8qKe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83-moC8qKe4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83-moC8qKe4

>> No.70396463

confession I dont really like bettel's design and have never understood how its gotten people saying its the best design there ever was with their whole chest because that just isnt true.

>> No.70396508

>>70396463
you're valid

>> No.70396518

>>70396463
people view him with oshi glasses i suppose

>> No.70396613

He sounds a little hoarse, whose fault is it?

>> No.70396622
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70396622

we hate hate HATE 3D regis altare

>> No.70396634

>solo
>3d model
he hates me
>>70396463
it's just preference

>> No.70396704

>>70396622
ewwtare

>> No.70396741

>>70396613
new cover soon
REAL

>> No.70396745

>>70395661
You have people in every /mans/ thread detailing how much they want to beat and violate Gavis Bettel

>> No.70396802

>>70393497
I'm guessing they had to get a new server since the old one was set up by Vesper.

>> No.70396898 [SPOILER] 
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70396898

>>70393497
You can thank me for that

>> No.70396905

>>70396802
Pretty sure last time he played he said it was the same one

>> No.70396996
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>>70396463
It's just not your style which is fine, but for people who like bishounen it's objectively good design.

>> No.70397033

rape regis altare

>> No.70397103
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>>70396121
have you ever spent a single second looking at twitter?

>> No.70397124
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70397124

pat pat regis altare

>> No.70397202

>>70396996
Don't tell his mama but b2 is cooler

>> No.70397243

>>70397124
RAPE

>> No.70397308

>>70397243
you shall be raped eventually donmai

>> No.70397380

RegisAltareLeaderoftheTempusGuildandHeroofSlime
Aka Sexy

>> No.70397475

Dentman would be proud

>> No.70397509

>>70394604
It's not that uncommon, it could be that his father was tall while his mother is the usual shortstack latina, so Hakka got his mom's height while hakkabro got his father's height

>> No.70397617

>>70397509
I've seen that in a couple of families with only (usually 3+) sons

>> No.70397661

>No food
Doing great already

>> No.70397712

>was gonna get the zombie's underwear

>> No.70397778

will armis ever do a pantsu batsu

>> No.70397844

>>70397617
Ah well there you go, Hakka is the eldest of three brothers (counting him)

>> No.70398065

>>70397844
he has another brother? has that one ever been on stream?

>> No.70398173

Tare is being cute as usual but the 3D model tracking just isn't up to par

>> No.70398241

PILOT ON THE TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qy6sdQPHls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qy6sdQPHls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Qy6sdQPHls

>> No.70398273

>>70398065
>he has another brother?
Yup that one is the middle child and Hakka describes him as a fucking Xenokunian normie kek
>has that one ever been on stream
Nope

>> No.70398303

It’s over, before it even began

>> No.70398331

owari da bluey

>> No.70398345

>buy me a house, then Ill marry you
This brat...grrrr...

>> No.70398531

Humping the window, Sugoi

>> No.70398690

o7

>> No.70398755

o7

>> No.70398821

>>70394604
it's pretty wild. I'm shorter than my younger brother (he's 6 ft while I'm 5'8ish ft), but that's a comically massive height difference.
him and his bro have nearly a foot between them if those heights are accurate.

>> No.70399136

Segregation chad Altare

>> No.70399177
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70399177

>You belong on that side of the fence

>> No.70399230
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>>70399136
>>70399177

>> No.70399273
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70399273

Post art of the cutest exorcist

>> No.70399430

RIP Dwayne The Rock Johnson, too young for this world

>> No.70399431

jobber. though leader's just off his game today in general

>> No.70399484

Blue fuck is reaching hakkers level of jobbing in zomboid...

>> No.70399499

>>70399431
He hasn’t play this in a veeeery long time, probably need to get hold of it again

>> No.70399673

>>70399430
Just as he recently cut a promo on twitter too
Rip

>> No.70399805
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70399805

Any bakers around btw?

>> No.70399944
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70399944

>>70399273
The cutest

>> No.70399974

>>70399805
You're all alone
(I am lazy)

>> No.70400035

Jeez Flay knows everyone....

>> No.70400061

Finally a decent house

>> No.70400124

>>70400035
Well, they did troll the living daylights out of Rin together.

>> No.70400254
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70400254

BUY BUY BUY THE MERCH

>>70399273
Douzo
>>70399944
I see something peeking there my friend

>> No.70400304
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>>70399805
Back up baker is around currently raiding

>> No.70400432
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>>70400304
Yipeee
May I suggest this image? I was gonna bake but phoneposting

>> No.70400688

>>70400432
Go ahead mate

>> No.70400750

>Too scared of Japanese mail service
My poor dumb wife...

>> No.70400943

Shinri...he is not wrong...

>> No.70400959
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>>70399273

>> No.70401038

I feel like Shinri would't let his horniness take over (in a true life or death situation)

>> No.70401236

Where is this dumbass going now

>> No.70401630
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Hakka landed in Japan
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1763726799396348314

>> No.70401890

Mission Rubber Ducky sounds fun

>> No.70402049
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70402049

>>70399273
have a cool hakkers
>>70401630
*landed in elysium

>> No.70402218
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70402218

If Bettel goes to Japan what would happen

>> No.70402555

>>70402218
he would die of hunger

>> No.70402558

>>70402218
He will not stream regularly for another two months

>> No.70402642

>>70402558
nothing will change then

>> No.70402732

TOTAL TEMPUS ORGY

>> No.70402783
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70402783

>>70402218
He gets lost in the subway and YAGOO has to collect his pet retard

>> No.70403022

Here we go again...we were doing so good...

>> No.70403055

Will he make it?

>> No.70403275

>>70399944
Sauce?

>> No.70403308

>>70394955
Bettel, although Vesties were somehow worse at their peak

>> No.70403410

We back on the woods

>> No.70403439
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70403439

Where is he ...

>> No.70403546

>>70403439
At 9:45pm EST he will tweet that he's going live in 15 minutes, overlapping the Armis collab

>> No.70403550

>>70403275
NTA but it's from a privated account https://twitter.com/mmmofffinnn/status/1657004883344785409
>Catbox in case you don't use twitter or don't wanna send a request (this is better since some artist are menhera and get suspicious if people follow their account)
https://files.catbox.moe/4ph9u7.jpeg

>> No.70403564

>flayon beat margit first try
is he actually good at these games? it took bettel over an hour to beat him

>> No.70403660

He actually did it, good job blue fuck

>> No.70403891

Bettel is not streaming today?????

>> No.70403936
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70403936

i didnt see anyone post this, but aniki's shot roulette's been moved to march 3rd jst

>> No.70404020

Leader is gonna rape a zombie

>> No.70404117

>>70403936
Lazy

>> No.70404194

Offcollab?
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1763744124245823572

>> No.70404336

>>70404194
Lies of P is SO last year

>> No.70404382

>>70404194
Please tell me it's true.

>> No.70404399
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>>70403546 (me)
>>70404194
hey I wasn't too far off

>> No.70404720

>>70404194
Certainly an interesting pick, keep your eyes open

>> No.70404729

ARMIS YAR HAR COLLAB IN AN HOUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88A6y9K56AA

>> No.70404827

Holy fuck that scared me

>> No.70405183

>>70404729
Such a shame none of the other boys open their POV. I've been doing such a good job staying the fuck out of gibby's channel

>> No.70405794

My ass is so clenched rn, i dont know if he will make it

>> No.70406347
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Love is not real

>> No.70406504
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what a thumbnail
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9l7wYu6WQ8

>> No.70406524

>>70403936
I wish Axel would also tweet these things, I usually open the waiting room just before the stream

>> No.70406593

>>70404729
can't believe I have to watch a puerto rican ):<

>> No.70406684

>>70406504
WHORES

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