/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wuca wuca!

>>70338096
i want to eat this buta

sex with my cute wife
Doppio's... outfit...

>>70338171
Me too. Butas yummy

I LOVE MY BIG SISTERS

I love this Rose like you wouldn't believe!

>>70338257
mm yummy buta with crispy skin

>no wilson vp
yuqtie...

Love you, Milord!

>Leaker supreme swearing up and down the yab was COMING March 1st.
>Its just a voicepack

>catalogue thread already
This shit is coordinated harassment at this point, and the jannies are doing jackshit about it.

alban is playing cult of the lamb !
SEX UPDATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxixlUXk6Ko

im his dentist dentman, go away

Terminate Reimu Endou.

>>70338490
They're not doing SHIT about all the garbage killing the slow comfy threads either.
RIP Choc.

Being demonetized doesn't matter if the platform is just the place you advertise where you actually make money. Adsense fucking sucks anyway for vtubers.

>>70338562
Brushing Shu's teeth for him by squeezing his cheeks until he lets me jam the toothbrush in and brush brush brush and scrape his tongue then inspect how clean it is by checking over the inside of his mouth with my tongue

Rosemi your IQ..

I LOVE and miss this Feesh so much...

>>70338490
We have to fucking fight for our lives in the slower threads because of the unmoderated schizos on this board.

>>70338618
>Adsense fucking sucks anyway for vtubers.
Why

wose.....

Wose is annoyed

>no whiteday merch this year
why the fuck anykara hate money now??????

>>70338666
i wrote this

What's poppin?

>>70338618
Its common knowledge that VPs are big money for the livers, the biggest money possibly.

>>70338618
It adds up. Those ads end up paying you A LOT of money.

>>70338597
They did this too when the official account posted it's first clip in a while, and that thread was not taken down.

>>70338490
it sucks when you're a regular in a small thread.....you look away for 30 mins and your thread is on the verge of death

>>70338490
i have no idea what you're even talking about but it's funny that you're upset over 4chan posts

JWU from a coma why are we talking about ad revenue?

>>70338705
White Day is still 2 weeks away. They don't announce merch this far out (unless you're 2022 Luxiem)

>>70338490
it's been like this for like 3 years

Ok but it is true that elira seems to be on all the art we have plenty of good looking female models.it feels like not many en joined this time

sex with dolphins

>>70338705
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1622777163748458496?lang=th
just wait for 1 week

>>70338755
Yea the yikes clip, they actually deleted that tweet to.

>>70338919
this was recorded months ago you newfag

The Finana AMOGUS Trap Remix is the best

I need more official art of Elira's ponytail 3rd outfit. Ut fits her perfectly.

It's very important Enna knows how worthless she is

cocksleeve material

>>70338976
Why are they letting antis control them…

>only 9 members in the VP
*sigh* I think they are waiting for whiteday...

>>70339036
Yeah!

>>70339036
POST IT

poor paul......

luca rabu!!
mgmg

>>70338850
go back

>>70339118
https://vocaroo.com/1b1sT1LRzne4

>>70339082
There was a LOT of containment breaking under that tweet.

>>70339033
So it was during the time where Elira was getting a ton of merch as well? That hurts your case even more.

How you bros holding up?

>>70339197
>ne4

they should just switch off the replies in the tweets tbhdesu, it's a targeted harassment campaign being spearheaded by dragoons/dokifags and there's not much anyone can do about it

>>70339269
Millie should fucking kill herself

>>70339293
Then they'll just go WE WON BROS.
Nothing they can do about it, just tweet it out and ignore the replies.

>>70339293
if they do, the qrts would just fill up with the same anti shit along with calling them cowards or something for shutting them off.

Elira isn’t beating the favoritism allegations anytime soon she should take another month off

>>70339269
I miss Enna. Hope she's enjoying her time off though

>>70336555
https://voca.ro/1aK4uCjMnVOm
I'm just Broning because of Rosemi's stream, hehe

>>70339058
The type of girl to invite you to a study sesh in the library since she's struggling in math and thinks you're realluly smart and reliable, and she sits next to you instead of in front of you so you can share the textbook, she's close enough that you can smell her shampoo and a hint of vanilla, her sky blue hair falling over her shouler close enough to tickle your arm, she's so close you think you can even feel the heat eminating from her chest where her sweater is suffocating hee huge milky dragon tits, and she snaps you out of your reverie by exclaiming in a hushed voice that the way you write is actually shooooo cyuuuuute, and you blush and don't know if you should say thank you but before you can open your mouth she's suddenly on her phone, forcing out whisper screams with her beautiful dragon eyes open so wide, because @ensemble_stars just tweeted an image of shota Rei

>First it was Luxiem favoritism
>Now its just Elira
Make up your fucking minds.

>>70339438
woah thats a pretty good impression

>>70339269
I am severely depressed

>>70339392
For as much of an ego Muskman has, I'm surprised he hasn't enabled a way to disable QRTs entirely for each tweet

>>70339312
>t. fagoon

>>70339481
kek this is too real

>>70339504
Luxiem favoritism became Noctycx favoritism now that's why they had their own show leading up to their 2nd anniversary.

>>70339269
Hoping that a few dumb brownskinned antis won't scare Elira back into hiding

>>70339352
>>70339392
idk they need to start doing something, not sure about legal action but there has to be something they can do to stop the harassment coming from selen/doki fans

>>70339504
Luxiem was never as favored as people think. Actually it was the reverse, compared to the money they were bringing in it was like they were disfavored.

How much you wanna bet the ARLive was originally supposed to be just Luxiem, but Elira complained and said it should go in wave-order, and that's why the project was cancelled.

>>70339504
>luxiem got basically everything they wanted
>elira is basically getting everything she wants
I mean it is what it looks like

>>70339481
Holy shit I feel called out

oh my god sex
https://twitter.com/maplesights/status/1763403998311465152

>>70339614
there are way more encouraging replies and the anti shit has been pushed to the very bottom. the general populace has moved on to melting down over some fleshie being an abuser and only containment breaking faggots are left

Our precious lovely Rosemi-sama~

>>70339481
they type of girl whose neck you can snap in a single twist, like rolled up spaghetti

>>70338096
*cums on you*

>>70339727
HOLY

Blindsemi...

>>70339727
i love girls with covered eyes

>>70339727
RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS RATSHOTS

>>70339481
Kek Elira will actually do this and squeal about Enstars new cards

>>70339727
She should’ve debuted like this

>>70339727
this will never be attractive no matter how hard you try.
It's like one of those monster characters from a game that has big floppy tits and exaggerated proportions, but is meant to be revolting and unsettling

>>70339727
woah...

>>70339727
Feral rat auntie sex....

What if sonny becomes a food content creator but he only makes the same 5 japanese dishes while acting like brat asking for rape correction

Which liver do you think is most excited about One Punch Man season 3's announcement?

>>70339481
Save me big sister Elira Save me

>>70339861
quelaag...

>>70339727
SEX HAIR

rewatching that offcollab karaoke and feesh gets so shy when its her turn to sing, its so cute

sex

>>70339929
>hair vents
>hair covering eyes
>thighs
>TUMMY
SEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Hey Enna.

I hate you. The fans hate you. Everyone hates you.
You are a soulless abomination.

>>70339481
How do I compete with 2D shotas?

>>70339651
>didn't get 2nd outfits faster than anyone else
>no luxiem 3D
>no luxiem 3.0
didn't get any of the shit that matters

I love Enna!

>>70339481
>shota Rei
with shota ritsu please TTOTT

>>70339481
Kek I love fanfic famelira

>>70339983
You return to shota

>>70339897
I don't think anyone is really excited after season 2, also the arc they'll be adapting is kinda shit in all honesty

>>70340066
i wish i could......................

>>70339646
>Luxiem was never as favored as people think.
lol no
Remember how management skipped Valentine's Day 2022 entirely, and then rolled out the red carpet with a bunch of Luxiem merch for White Day 2022?
How about how, just 2 days after Lazulight's 1yr anniversary merch went on sale, they unpinned the tweet in favor of Luxiem's half-year anniversary that wouldn't be for another month, with more merch than Lazulight's 1yr, and also with a 2nd group song paid & organized by the company? Not to mention how Luxiem's merch shipped out first, despite Lazulight's being on sale a month before.
How about how they discontinued NijiScenario (which featured the whole branch) in favor PuchiLuxiem, announced during Obsydia's 1yr anniversary?
How about how they had merch releases for 10 of 12 months in 2022?
Luxiem favoritism was a thing (not anymore tho), and management has even tried to go as far as to cover it up (renaming PuchiLuxiem into the generic "Animated Comics" that they're using now)

>>70339481
This is too real.

>>70339978
Stop being mean.

>>70340020
Enna will never love you prick. She isn't even capable of it.

HEY BUDS!! HOWS IT GROWING

Rosemi...

Pay up or get copystruck, punk

She's not gonna hear Bron's scary as fuck line...

>>70339971
>TUMMY
Don't forget the best part

>>70340163

>>70339727
it's such a shame no girl in en has actually taste and do this as an alt hairstyle

>>70340114
get on with the time grandpa it's all about noctyx now

>>70340135
>stop being mean to the meanest person in NijiEN
lmao, why don't you tell her?

>>70340114
How new thats how the niji business model work if you make money you are on the fucking top of priority, the problem is that luxiem was a big money maker meanwhile elira is not

I love Rosemi with all of my heart!

rosemi is making a reference to the HR department comic kek

kek wose

>>70340533
or boy...

MORE MERCH
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700
https://twitter.com/NIJISANJI_World/status/1763387520476434700

>>70340533
holy sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

>>70340729
This is a penis.

>>70340729
ike......

>>70340729
Ike...

>>70340686
This is the kinda hairstyle I'd want on my model if I got in...

>>70340729
you just made me realize archivist is coming on miku day

>>70340729
the merch is kinda lame this year...

>>70340114
>How about how they had merch releases for 10 of 12 months in 2022?
women who buy this shit over and over are so fucking dumb I cannot even express

>>70340796
>archivist is coming

>>70339639
>fans
doki said multiple times not to harass anyone and she hasn't held onto the drama any longer (there is a reason there are no more viral clips spreading of her talking about the situation, she has completely moved on from it) and anyone still being obnoxious on social media is just smearing her image and doing the opposite of what literally everyone involved wants

>Still get to be on the art
>Still get the sanrio merch collab
>Pomu’s lover
Yeah I think Elira won

>>70340776
>>70340781
you guys just reminded me that ike has not had a merch drop yet, only vp visuals

I would make a black company joke about playtime co. but I have a suspicion saying "black company" in chat wouldn't blow over well right now

>>70340928
kek

I'm glad they didn't, QA testing sucks

>>70340813
I wish there were more stuff I could get with only Len on it.

>>70340791
based, no eyes and then getting a 2nd outfit with a toggle to reveal the eyes that you never use except on unarchived streams sounds fun. i never have the urge to become a vtuber except when it's to pull shit like that

>>70340898
/vt/ already lose when they said nijisanji will terminate Elira

Even Kyo abandoned Enna in the end.

>>70340565
Merch is planned months in advance, so that doesn't explain why they would skip Valentine's Day entirely but go all-in on White Day. Also there would be no need to announce Luxiem's half-anniversary merch a month before their actual half-anniversary. (it wasn't on sale yet, only announced)

>>70341065
>no eyes and then getting a 2nd outfit with a toggle to reveal the eyes that you never use except on unarchived streams
holy kino

>>70340898
I mean they only had a choice out of 3 girls given hardly anybody bothered to do this voice pack and Maria was just on the art for the heores voice pack like last month and Scarle just did her birthday stuff. She seems like the obvious choice for this no matter who it was.

>>70341080
There's now entire discord brigades dedicated to bullying Elira just like she bullied Selen. She is never going to live it down.

>>70341126
Don't have to be participating in the VP in order to be on the art.

>>70341065
I actually have some ideas for when to show them, mainly unhinged stream ideas

>>70340676

>>70341159
Yes you do.

>>70341159
why the fuck would they feature someone not in the set

>>70341188
Perfection

goddamn it rosemi i want popcorn now...
>>70341188
kek

>>70340533
>>70340686
That's literally Dacapo from ARP.

Sometimes Sonny says something that just makes my ovaries go into overdrive

I think Selen should sue

>>70341158
And Elira will continue to earn money and get new merch while those discord groups will cry about I guess

>>70341193
>>70341224
Shu was on the art for Summer Vacation Voice 2022 but did not have a VP release.

I wish my oshi had 18 sizable holes…

>>70341120
don't even use it during the outfit reveal, just drop it on a random guerilla stream.
>>70341169
it's nice that you have plans and ideas like that, if you're serious about getting in i wish you good luck

>>70341159
no, reminder shu was in this and didnt have a vp

>>70341277
>any fantasy about "Nijisanji family" is now out the window, it's just blatantly about money
Lmao ok well Selen earns more than the entire branch combined, so there's that

>>70341322
Easily arranged

>>70341188
2nd panel should be this

>>70341321
Well that's stupid

>>70341375
Will never get a sanrio collab though so there’s that

>>70341375
>Selen earns more
Isn't she 200k in the red?

>>70340835
i love you comeposter

she did it!!!!!

>>70341470
>i love you come

>>70341277
2% of merch that never sells out is not a lot. Considering she isnt streaming and nijisanji isnt paying her a base salary, i think she should just kill herself already.

>>70341454
GOTTEM

>>70341248
i don't know who that is but i want this design in nijien

>>70341321
Are you actually retarded? They made a mistake one time. Literally every other single one the people in the art are in the voice pack.

>>70341586
>they made a mistake
lol

>>70341582
he's the male vtuber singer that tiktok made fun of

>>70341460
yeah she is, her fans really helped with that too

>>70341508
Was that in Rosemi's stream?

>>70341508
Reminds me of this classic

>>70341321
Because he recorded a scenario of (You) being kidnapped by island natives

>>70341547
ennaschizo now is your time to explain your boring ass paragraph to this newfag on how enna still makes money from never streaming

I will take Ike to miku expo

>>70341677
>member
bud.......

>>70341582
One of the Thai boys that are now friends with not!Mysta and not!Yugo.
https://twitter.com/Dacapo_ARP

>>70341586
iirc it happened 3 times

>>70341454
Kek

ate too much candy.......

>>70341586
it's happened more than once

>>70341634
oh that guy
>>70341711
>thai
no wonder i had never heard of him. didn't know they had thai vtubers

>>70341715
>>70341785
Feel free to point them all out because I just checked back through the last year and couldn't see any examples.

i was looking through my stuff and found a link of sonny whistling mario galaxy bgm.. i lov ehim https://vocaroo.com/1g1UE0rd94Va

>>70341460
She made $200k in merch sales on her first day back. She just released even more merch preorders.
She gets more than 2% by the way.

>>70341586
>mistake
That was just Shu being lazy

>>70341508

Was Enna born fucked up, or did she choose to be?

The result is the same either way

dont leply

>can I vent? I'M VENTING

>>70341508
This is what happens when Rosemi uses art in her thumbnails with bigger tits

>>70341933
she's chinese

>>70341963
ok

>>70341158
Who cares about discordfags hate. Elira is basking with love and support from her true fans.

Falseniggers still repeating the 2% line.

>>70341963
I wont now get those tits ready

>>70341872
>She made $200k in merch sales on her first day back
lmfao What the fuck am I reading?

>>70341963

Rosemi doesn't know jacksepticeye?

I miss Sonny uuuuuuuue

>>70341827
roadtrip VP

>>70341586
Isn't this because Shu got sick and couldn't give his recordings to staffsan when the art is already done?

god his acting is kinda bad

>>70341963
This thread literally cannot stop leplying or posting gay porn.

>>70342062
I wouldn't be surprised. I bought something within an hour of the store opening and it said I was like the 2000th order. She cranked money off of her return

>>70342062
She made $200k in merch sales in one day.
Anon, you didn't hear about that?

>>70341963
it's too late bratan

>>70342149
there is a severe lack of gay porn then

>>70342110
So we have two times total out of what 40+ voice packs they have done? Seems clear the rule is you have to be in it to be on the art and those two occasions are exceptions for one reason or another. People that were supposed to participated and didn't in the end for some reason.

>>70342125
Yeah that makes sense to me. Probably whenever that happens the person was supposed to be in the voice but the art was already made and in the end they couldn't do the voice.

i thought the post about mr fresh was just being funny but he really got adopted... im happy for him

In his graduation stream, Kyo sounded like he was trying to get Enna off his back. She was like an annoying little chihuahua chomping on his leg and he was like "eww go away". It could have been all acting but it still made me very happy to see her losing another friend.

Shoo shoo Dokifags. Your general is 2 blocks down. Your obsession with /nijien/ is too much that you can't help but open this thread.

>>70342317
fat car...

>>70342324
they can't resist the urge to numberfag everywhere like their oshi

>>70342317
im gonna miss him..

>>70342317
Yeah he was in pretty poor condition with his eye infection when they caught him, but he seems to be healing and will get lots of love

>>70342321
You are so incredibly boring.I want the real ennaschizo back.

>>70342408
its just a bot anon

>>70342408
I miss the timestamps, clips, and "receipts". It was fun to check them out and see in what unique and creative way ennaschizo had managed to twist Enna's words each time

>>70342317
i hope they managed to nab LSG too... the poor baby

>>70342317
I can't believe he got poached...

>>70342324
they were in here numberfagging doppio when not even the numbernig general gave a shit

da wose

i got another gift membership to scarle, this is the 3rd month in a row.. are scarlings rich

>>70342408
I wonder if he actually took some anons words to heart and decided to give it up, wonder if he's better now or obsessing over something else

>>70342512
fresh graduation..

>christmas 2024
elira, pomu, finana, rosemi, petra, selen, nina, enna, reimu and millie
>new year 2022
elira, pomu, finana, rosemi, petra, selen, nina, enna, reimu, millie, shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>white day 2022
shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>sakura bloom 2022
elira, selen, nina, sonny, fulgur, alban, uki, yugo, shu, vox, ike, luca and mysta
>gn/gm 2022
nina, millie, enna, reimu, fulgur and uki
>ocean breeze
selen, petra, rosemi, luca and vox
>summer 2022
elira, pomu, finana, ike and shu
>halloween 2022
pomu and sonny
>novermber seasonal 2022
petra and mysta
>winter date 2022
elira, ren, alban and scarle
>pampering
shu and luca
>scolding
enna and selen
>valentine
pomu, finana, rosemi and enna
>sakurabloom 2023
elira, petra, reimu, shu, uki, aia and aster
>get well
kotoka, meloco, hex, ver and doppio
>june bride
vox, scarle, ren and nina
>road trip
selen, reimu, luca and fulgur
>summer 2023
aster, acarle, hex and meloco
>phone call
elira, rosemi, enna, vox and kyo
>halloween 2023
lotoka and doppio
>cooking 2023
meloco, sonny, doppio and enna
>winter date 2023
enna and aster
>hero and villain
ike and maria
>party 2024
wilson
>pick you up 2024
elira

Why did only 3 girls participate though...

>>70342556
anyone know where hes gunna reincarnate? Niji or Holo?

>>70342550
>ennaschizo grew up and found happiness while I'm still here and miserable
I don't know how I'd feel about that one...

>>70342464
What compels a man to make a 2d woman his personal nemeses?

>>70342599
vshojo retirement home

>>70342576
Everyone's been busy

>>70342550
He was spoilerposting during karaoke and sounded broken, I think the women actually drove him away for real. Let's thank Claude and Wilson.

>>70342550
i always wonder what happens to thread schizos once they leave the thread
im glad im not the only one whos left wondering kek

>>70342550
he left? im dealing with an annoying impostor shitposting as him instead?

>>70342713
Post link?

>>70342830
yeah

>>70342830
the lack of timestamps gives it away

rosemi is so cute

>>70342886
why would someone want to impersonate a schizo, that's more pathetic than being one

Rosemi-sama's panic

>>70342830
>an annoying impostor

>>70342830
Ennaschizo did a lot of timestamping and he always twisted her words during her streams. He was very deliberately active, and creative even if delusional. The current one isn't nearly as dedicated, he just badmouths her and the Chinese mainly over and over, the same words. The few times I engaged with EnnaSchizo (Original) there are times I got a rise out of him while trying to understand him and tell him he could use that dedication for something better, to the point he accused me of being Enna or Kyo once or twice. It's not the same guy AFAIK

>>70342983
this has been a really fun stream

>>70342958
ask the schizo. having too much free time i imagine

>>70342830
For like a year now yes, the original guy was a one trick pony and never shit up the thread about anything except Enna but the fatty baits all day long

Wose...

>>70343040
>>70343061
what the fuck..

>>70342227
26 voicepacks

>>70343151
i thought everyone knew....there was a period of time last year when ennaschizo disappeared and this copy suddenly appeared when anons were wondering where the original went

rosemi, your brain...

>>70343226
Yeah this is the feel right now

Someone forgor to water Rosemi.

I wonder how many anons are in fact other anons. Just like myanon was soda bud all along

>>70343336
I AM SPARTACUS

>>70343336
>Just like myanon was soda bud all along
WHAT

>>70341454
Don't remind her, she'll make a third attempt.

>>70343254
i always thought it was the same one for the longest time but i can see the difference now that it's been brought up.

>>70343336
he deserves rape correction for that

>>70343367
STOP LYING IMPOSTER
>>70343368
He admited to it

>>70343368
Easymodo, archives today's threads

im at least 6 or 7 briskadets but everyhting ive said was apperently so vile that people cant imagine it waws all one person.. i swear im not that bad

>>70343336
WHO IS MYANON? I was not coming here for 4 months I think I completely missed his inception. Why is he a thread celebrity?

>>70343336
I have larped as almost every recognizable anon because I love (You)s

>>70343479
cockroach briskadet.....baby briskadet......sonnyban schizo.....

>>70343479
Giving your antipsychotics to a random 6 year old is pretty bad anon

>>70343336
i can only be a rosebud, it's pretty much all I post

>>70343479
Omg, the cockroach...
>>70343531
She what now?

>>70343151
There are two Ennaschizo: timestamp schizo (OG) and the current Ennaschizo that appeared late 2022 that is gay.

>>70343479
holy shit

>>70343561
late 2023*

>>70343481
Myanon has been avatarfagging here since 2022...

>>70343527
yes yes no
>>70343531
yes

>>70343336
I used to be a ritual poster but my personal morale has been low over the past year
But... Rosemi still doing so well despite everything and being so happy about her Tekken arc has been uplifting. Maybe I'll start again when she finally gets 3D

>>70343601
I think I just ignored all his posts because I can't for the hell of me remember who he is

>>70343481
he's been around since 2022, he recognized me from a vocaroo i sent back then

>>70343479
have you and your brother done the deed again since then briskadet

>>70343481
anon...
>>70343609
BABY BRISKADET NOOOOOOOOOO WHYYYY

This damnable rose is driving me to sin!

>>70343336
been there, done that. feel kind of bad for deceiving an anon i liked talking to

>>70342572
>VP illustrations
Elira: 11
Pomu: 7
Finana: 4
Rosemi: 4
Petra: 5
Selen: 7
Nina: 6
Enna: 8
Reimu: 6
Millie: 3
Shu: 8
Vox: 8
Ike: 6
Luca: 9
Mysta: 5
Sonny: 3
Fulgur: 4
Alban: 3
Uki: 4
Yugo: 1
Ren: 3
Scarle: 4
Kotoka: 1
Meloco: 4
Hex: 3
Ver: 1
Doppio: 4
Aia: 1
Aster: 3
Kyo: 1
Maria: 1
Lotoka: 1
Wilson: 1

>>70343649
That or you're just never on when he's on, he's a Polack

>>70343609
...the fucking cockroach briskadet is the one going to Australia after being deported to stalk Sonny!???? Damn girl, I wish my life was half as interesting as yours.

>>70343481
>>70343552
>>70343649
go back sister

>>70343695
who the fuck is lotoka

>>70343625
evil rosebud is that you..

>>70343591
Nope, this rendition of the Ennaschizo appeared in the late 2022/early 2023

>>70343479
cockroach..............
>>70343481
anon....?

>>70343724
>halloween 2023
>lotoka and doppio

>>70343609
babykadet what the fuck

>>70343744
he was still timestamping in early 2023, no? i remember seeing them

i draw in the aggie but i ask for cock a lot for funsies, and i talked about my bowel movements sometimes, but i feel like that's really mild ..

>>70343688
she's asking for it!

>>70343484
On Selen's debut I did battle to become the selen marriage anon for a while, but I conceded when the other guy came back every single day until the end of her existence

>>70343719
>he's a Polack
Ah, that explains. Time zones.
>>70343723
Fuck you, I've been here since Obsydia and when Fuu-chan banned me kek

>>70343662
this one too... sometimes i wonder if its just me giving briskadets a bad name..

>>70343609
no fucking way

>>70343625
I stop ritualposting when I get depressed

i miss kotoka

>>70343695
at least sort them

Elira: 11
Luca: 9
Shu: 8
Vox: 8
Enna: 8
Pomu: 7
Selen: 7
Ike: 6
Reimu: 6
Nina: 6
Petra: 5
Mysta: 5
Finana: 4
Rosemi: 4
Fulgur: 4
Scarle: 4
Uki: 4
Doppio: 4
Meloco: 4
Millie: 3
Sonny: 3
Alban: 3
Aster: 3
Ren: 3
Hex: 3
Kotoka: 1
Ver: 1
Yugo: 1
Aia: 1
Kyo: 1
Maria: 1
Lotoka: 1
Wilson: 1

NOOO DONT TELL ME BABY KADET IS ALSO BEHIND THOSE OTHER GROSS BRISKADET STORIES

>>70343806
Jesus christ. Do you post your weird shenanigans here 24/7?

i can't fucking believe every single crazy briskadet story is all from one briskadet

>>70342958
It's weirdly common, it's happened multiple times in /vg/ generals I frequent. I guess they see the schizos getting attention and want the same attention.

>>70343040
I just assumed he's been less active because Enna has been saying less things to timestamp. The streamable clip making pattern still feels similar.

>>70343806
Nah I mean... Unless you were the one who also sent that board to Sonny

...Unless that was you too?

>>70343479
underage kadet who's brother installed spyware in your laptop?

>>70343859
i cant tell anyone else...

>>70343854
Sorry anon...

>>70343867
just become a cute and peaceful thread celebrity, we love those here

she's finally got it you guys... da wose is doing it

>>70343695
You just made this up. I counted them and its not right. Elira is only there 8 times.

>>70343481
I'm not even trying to shit on the guy, but how could you miss the biggest attentionwhore in this thread

>>70343921
were you really milking cows

>>70343921
honestly id kill to have such an interesting life

>>70343609
ew i knew that you're the schizo kadet

>>70343867
being an avatarfag would be easier..

>>70343904
hello!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>70343695
>Pomu: 7
>Selen: 7
>Nina: 6
>Enna: 8
>Scarle: 4

>Rosemi: 4

i'm glad i'm normal..

>>70343772
In the beginning, the current ennaschizo used to post timestamps to copy the OG style at the beginning but then he stopped after the (you) meme was created.

ahhhh buds we are truly blessed Rosemi-sama is cronching directly into her mic without muting or anything

>>70343925
i refuse to believe it's true and you're not just an anon lying for attention. baby briskadet has such a specific way of typing when she tells stories

Someone is larping as briskadets again

So all kadets are one person or what

>>70344037
well im sure youre as normal as a briskadet really can be

>>70343921
You're amazing, baby briskadet. I can't believe you actually were even trying to do an anime chance encounter with Sonny irl

>>70343941
no yes I just used chatgpt

>>70344046
hori shiet.....

>>70343944
I just never paid attention to his posts I guess? Fuck and I come here a lot.

>>70344091
They are all the same entity

>>70343695
lol cheekily trying to change Elira to 11 and hoping everyone else would be too lazy to actually count for themselves when it's actually 8

>>70343992
that is a deeply disturbing gif

>>70343336
>myanon was soda bud all along
????????

>>70344051
Rosebud...

>>70344091
I think all the 2k people that watch Sonny are that one Briskadet...

>>70344196
Botskadet no...

>>70344196
mexikadet.....

>>70344178
I apologize for the mistake. It seems I miscounted the number of instances for Elira in the initial response. It was an oversight on my part, and I appreciate your understanding. I strive to provide accurate and helpful information, and I regret any confusion caused by the error. If you have any further questions or need clarification, please feel free to ask.

>>70344235
KEK

>>70344188
He admitted in the last thread

>>70343921
More power to you. I don't have the courage to share more of my own life here, so I admire you willing to share

...I also don't know who soda bud is, I feel like I'm going insane

rosemi sama is tensai!!!!!!!!!!!

>>70344252
generate fanfiction of Shu Yamino having tender sex with Claude Clawmark

I have been about a dozen or so different thread personalities over the years. You may think I am one Rosebud or another because I am using a Rosemi image with this post and am typing a certain way but my /nijien/ folder is vast and my creative writing skills are strong.

>>70316618
what the fuck

>>70344323
FAT
FUCK

>>70344323
i mean isnt it a good thing if you dont remember thread personalities

blind like beethoven

>>70344341

>>70344252
oh, did you figure out that i was replying to your baitposting here >>70306391 and >>70306828 and you got angry, and are now pretending to do it back?

you ever just randomly have the words "i love rosemi" pop into your head for no reason

>>70344352
This is a quild

>>70344323
Fat fuck

>>70344394
I just don't want o feel left out. But yeah maybe. I never understood who snakeanon was either, even when anons kept talking about him

>>70344414
generate fanfiction of Shu Yamino and Claude Clawmark's first kiss

>>70343955
she told me a story about trying to buy a cow when she was younger... im sure she was, and very happy about it

>>70344428
every waking moment

>>70344419
who are you even talking to? don't bring me into your shitpost discussion

>>70344428
me but my oshi

>Be Sonny
>Meet a cute young Taiwanese girl by random happenstance
>Start going out
>Decide to have sex for the first time
>Pussy feels weirdly crunchy
>Look down
>Cockroaches pouring out everywhere

>>70344459
fuck snakeanon. you don't need to feel left out, i think as long as you remember crazy stories they tell like briskadets talking about eating their dogs.

>>70344532
STOOOPPPP

>>70344486
does this mean i'm a rosebud now

>>70344428
It's a state of being at this point.

>>70344428
No but lately I have to resist the urge to say LETS PLUCKING GROW

>>70344532
>random happenstance

i don’t even remember what my dream was about but i woke up feeling extremely annoyed at him
frick you baka sorcerer

>>70344467
In the bustling streets of their quaint town, Shu Yamino and Claude Clawmark found themselves strolling side by side, chatting animatedly about their latest victories in their favorite game, Valorant. They had known each other for years, their friendship forged through shared experiences, mutual respect, and countless hours spent strategizing and battling side by side in the virtual world.

As they walked, exchanging stories and laughter, a gentle breeze danced through the air, carrying with it the scent of blooming flowers. Shu couldn't help but notice how Claude's eyes sparkled with excitement whenever he recounted their most recent matches, and how his laughter filled the entire street.

Suddenly, Claude paused, his gaze drifting towards a small, secluded park nestled between the buildings. "Hey, Shu," he said softly, his voice barely above a whisper. "Do you mind if we take a detour? I have something special I want to show you."

Intrigued, Shu nodded, following Claude's lead as they ventured into the tranquil park. The sound of their footsteps mingled with the rustling leaves, creating a serene melody that enveloped them both.

They found themselves beneath a canopy of cherry blossom trees, their delicate petals swaying in the gentle breeze. The air was filled with a sense of peace and tranquility, as if the world had slowed down just for them.

As they reached a secluded bench bathed in moonlight, Claude turned to face Shu, his expression soft yet determined. "Shu, there's something I've been meaning to tell you," he began, his voice trembling ever so slightly.

Shu's heart skipped a beat as he looked into Claude's eyes, seeing a vulnerability that mirrored his own. "What is it, Claude?" he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.

Without another word, Claude reached into his bag and pulled out two Valorant-themed keychains, one for himself and one for Shu. "I wanted to give you this," he said, a shy smile playing on his lips. "To commemorate all the adventures we've shared together in our favorite game."

Overwhelmed with emotion, Shu felt a lump form in his throat as he accepted the keychain, his heart swelling with gratitude. In that simple yet heartfelt gesture, he knew that their bond was deeper than friendship – it was a true partnership forged through teamwork, trust, and unwavering loyalty.

As they sat together beneath the cherry blossom trees, hand in hand, Shu and Claude reminisced about their favorite moments in Valorant, sharing stories of triumphs and defeats with equal enthusiasm. And as the moon rose higher in the sky, casting a soft glow upon the world below, they knew that no matter where life took them, their love for each other and their passion for gaming would always keep them connected.

>>70344576
Cute vocaroo?

>>70344428
Yeah except "I hate Enna"

>>70344428
no, there is nothing in my head, as god intended

>>70344555
>fuck snakeanon
what happened? last i recall he was making wrestlers for wrestlesanji

>>70344091
They're the fanbase itt that's really hard to differentiate. Even babykadet is not noticeable when she doesn't say she is babykadet. Only mexican brokadet is identifiable

>>70344600

>>70344532
I'm stuck at work but I want to draw this as a panel so badly

>>70344600
probably deserved, as usual kek im rewatching his parts of the karaoke, so no annoyance from me!

>>70344532
>Cockroach starts laying eggs in Sonny's urethra causing Mpreg

>>70344655
biker used to be really identifiable too, but then he got a gf and left us all here alone....if mexibro ever leave i'll krill myself

>>70344608
>Valorant keychains
>nervous Clark
this is so cute wtf

>>70344694
I read this as
>I'm stuck at work but I want to draw this penisl so badly

>>70344653
i hate him, that's it.

>>70344669
one sorcerer shake a day keeps the schizo away (not really)

>>70344608
What is this chatgpt shit

>>70344699
I hate you so fucking much

>>70344642
https://vocaroo.com/1j8aDwG9na7J

>>70344737
I mean I do also wanna draw that