/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

Gurass

Goob morning I love Gura the most!

Had sex. For now I no longer feel the need to sexually bully and ryona Gura.

>>70305215
whore

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>70305215
Big mistake

Gura's bushy pucci and hairy pits.

Sex with a fembud.

Gura is fuzzy like a squishy peach.

>>70305215
scum

>>70305419
>>70305471

>>70305295
>>70305369
>>70305559
But I thought you guys didn't want me to bully her

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura wants her chumbuds to get with fembuds and build families together.

7.5 days of silence

I was wondering what’s with the increase in schizos then I check the catalog. It’s dramafags again

>>70305908
Gura is the only woman for me.

>>70305983
The hope of positive change in 2024 is crushed and we've only reached March.

We are witnessing the cycle she has created.

>>70305840
samen

one of my favorite goob moments
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-wys9Nre58

>>70305419
>>70305471
>>70305575
fuck off antis

Like Nyanners the Prophet said, Gura is way smarter than people think, she's got everything where she wants it

>>70306634
sasuga Gex Guthor

Your oshi is a WHORE.

>>70306755
I know it's great T u T

>>70306755
MY whore

Why did she call my oshi a whore?

Bijou is set to stream in what used to be Gura's timeslot. It's no coincidence.

Pain.

>>70306851
Who called her a whore?

>>70306872
It's like she's sitting in Gura's throne while she's gone..

>>70306872
So what. Nerissa has streamed at 8pm eastern every since she debuted. Bijou usually streams at 7pm eastern. What's the big deal?

>>70306954
that guy >>70306755

my sharkie wife

bean

>>70306693
Actually funny meme from this place. Made even funnier by the fact that when it got out they couldn’t understand the context

>>70306586
Mine to made the schizos seethe to

>>70306552
You people never do anything for this supposed positive change.

>>70307239
That's funny. What are WE PEOPLE supposed to do, she isn't around and there's no way to reach her LOL. She's been encouraged to stream, supported and welcomed back endless times now, it's a huge scam gig.

I'm up to 6 redbull cans on my floor again...

>>70307239
The fuck are you we supposed to do? She comes back apologetic with
>ooo i know it's been bad you were so patient thank you
Then resets. I don't even know what a "normal" ghosting from Gura is any more or why she loses interest in simply shit like twitter likes.

>>70307170
mmh.. bean

I think I'll just go ahead and try to get myself killed in as many ways as I possibly can after she graduates. This world is gay in every way.

What’s the next Gura event Korea, Indonesia, or America? Maybe they’ll do Japan again

>>70307774
She told us her reason for not doing twitter. Japan. It's not her fault that you don't pay attention.

have there been any good gura mention clips lately?

>>70308013
I was thinking about throating a shotgun when that happens, but I think taking as many "doctors and engineers" with me while I go out would be more beneficial to society

>>70307321
You always say that yet say absolutely nothing when she does stream.
>She's been encouraged to stream, supported and welcomed back endless times
You have literally done nothing lol
>>70307774
>She comes back apologetic with
She didn't
>i know it's been bad you were so patient thank you
That title was specifically in reference to members waiting for a members ASMR you retard.
>I don't even know
You never even bother asking so of course you don't.

>>70308066
You must have been dreaming since she never said that or care to post proof

rub rub rub

>>70308313
You poor indoctrinated person, she really did a number on you didn't she

>>70308380
You must not watch streams, or you'd remember when she told us she disappears in the lead-ups to traveling.

Ina, Mori, Bae and Fauna all respects Gura's 2AM, only Advent decides to start then, no respect for their senpai at all, it's very sad to see Bijou, a tiny channel VTuber, act like this, it's not even been a year. She's not Gura's equal.

>>70308642
NTA, but I'm also gunna need a timestamp for that. I think you may have dreamed that.

>>70308642
I mean she can just not disappear and still stream while getting ready to travel and while being in Japan like everyone else does.

>>70308804
Stop comparing Gura to other girls.

>>70308763
Bae has streamed in Gura's timeslot several times this month alone. She often does when Gura doesn't stream.

>>70308066
Oh fucking please, that 7 days ago. What did her plane crash or some shit? She's either at home or in japan, both cases where she can talk to her fans.

>>70308767
I didn't. She said it during chatting during the burst of activity last year. I don't remember the exact stream sorry.

>>70308880
Please show your bushy pucci, fembud.

>>70308841
Bae is not part of the fresh generation, and she absolutely respects it when Gura is around

>>70308839
It's a perfectly fair comparison, especially when she acts like this is normal for Hololive members when it's not.

>>70308952
It's not a fair comparison, and you aren't a chumbud, so why are you even here?

>>70308313
>You never even bother asking so of course you don't.
Hundreds of people have asked in comments and live chat. Say what you really mean: i didn't send her a 500 dollar akasupa demanding she behave like a normal streamer and talk to her fans, so you could then try to dox me or at the very least talk about me like i'm some giga schizo who hurt your little shork. Exactly like you did to that guy who got her to recite the world's funniest noncommittal "i should...tell you when i'm gone.."

>>70308973
I want Gura to admit fault and improve like anyone sensible should.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jq7pCkRhdsk

>>70309076
Thanks for admitting that you aren't a chumbud, now leave.

>>70308973
NTA but I have the same complaint. You know why I'm here? To despair. To lament. To let it out that that she really never will improve and has no intent to.

It's a shame she collapsed out of it because August Gura looked like she was actually trying for a while. January Gura didn't even do a real return, it was like 6 streams before fucking off again

>>70308952
>>70309076
Why haven't you showed us your bushy pucci yet?

>>70309005
damn, you finally figured out people would like you to embarass yourself publicly and not just here?

>>70308892
Man I'm pretty positive you dreamed that, because no one but you has ever claimed she said that until now. And it's definitely something that would have come up since then.

>>70309137
I did not dream that. It's very funny that all these people don't watch streams, yes.

>>70309185
>I did not dream that.
You did though. When no one else remembers her saying it or when she said it, even though all her words picked apart with a fine toothed comb, then the most likely answer is you imagined it.

I can't procrastinate today

>>70309373
You have a hilarious amount of faith in shitposters, to think any of them watch streams. This is just more proof of that.

are you done arguing over shit you have no control over?

>>70309489
Update your filters chumbie

Do I need to scare off the KFPniggers again? fine Kiara can stream until her last breath for her dwindling fans and still be a lying whore who lacks integrity
>fake
The "not because we prefer talents that are in Japan" part also proven to be true all thanks to orange woman again but sure, keep coping

>>70309465
Yeah, like shitposters that claim she said she admitted she ghosts on purpose before every trip to Japan.

>>70309581
She literally said that lol and you're doubting her. So funny.

>>70309137
One thing I have noticed that people who attack and defend Gura is that they never give any proof for their claims.
>>70309185
She did not do that many streams last year so you should remember which one it was if you are that certain

>>70309574
posting cunny usually works better

>>70309005
>Hundreds of people have asked in comments and live chat
Proof?
>so you could then try to dox me or at the very least talk about me like i'm some giga schizo who hurt your little shork
You've already proven to be a giga schizo with this comment alone.
>Exactly like you did to that guy who got her to recite the world's funniest noncommittal "i should...tell you when i'm gone.."
Absolutely nothing happened to him other than shitposters like you referencing that SC over and over again.

>>70309642
>She literally said that
Proof next thread schizo?

>>70309689
She was streaming like every day during that period I don't remember what happened in which stream.

>>70309537
but I'm lazy..

>>70309773
That's your job to get, not mine. My job is to laugh at you for not remembering it.

>>70309808
They usually reply to themselves so I just hide the root bait post and suddenly the thread is normal again

>>70309773

Psst psst psst. Come to global schizo. Plenty of chickens there so you don't have to bother these chumbies

>>70309729
Bushy cunny is the best of both worlds.

>>70309901
thanks lmao

>>70309689
I'm her fan and hate spoonfeeding, simple as

>>70309900
Gura doesn't have a bush

>>70309689
You know what’s funny if you watched all her streams including members you wouldn’t need proof. You’d immediately know who’s full of crap so return to the catalog the drama is picking up again

>>70309901
the poster was Gura and she said she really likes Kiara, shame on Kiara for doing this to Gura and Myth

>>70309850
It's not my job to go on the wild goose chase to find your delusions that don't exist. She didn't say it. Prove me wrong or I'll take that as your concession.

What would happen if all the lurkers posted a dinogura image right now?

>>70310236

>>70309537
We must all update our filters. Remember, no matter what the shork will return and rule over all. I am sure she is at the moment busy reharshing for Fes in a couple weeks or so.

>>70310252

The dino return

>>70310252

>>70310237
what did kiara do this time?

Man I love dinogura

>>70310834
does Dinogura stream?

>>70306834

>>70310635
She's gonna introduce Gura to her graduated niji friend

>>70310599

>>70310907
pomu? that's ok

Gooby goob is mine forever

>>70311047
can someone edit a smile onto the poor dino

>>70311047

>>70311181
She's sad her secret is out

>>70311047
Imagine playing with her in that costume for 2 hours then when we finally stop to drink water or something she realizes how sweaty she is and then she unconsciously opens the kigurumi that way but she hits you with the smell and you instinctively react and she realizes what she just did and gets bashful but then lets you keep smelling while slowly opening it again while avoiding making eye contact tot

>>70310907
did she actually say that?

>>70311361
dino gura being gura is an open secret any of you could take her hood off right now but you wont cause you are cowards afraid of hte truth

>>70311361
>>70311404

Maybe she's gonna try shirako this time

>>70310635
The status quo has never been change
Ame - sides with Kiara because she hates Cover
Mori - sides with the CHAD CAST crew but pretends to like Kiara
Ina - afraid of Kiara
Gura - neutral

There's no unity in that, RIP Myth

>>70311404
Whatever you say retard

>it takes a month out of Gura's time with no streams or comms to record for a concert
>there will be another EN concert and another Splash party on top of this holofes, 100%
>This year they all get 3d lives, so that's another month
>even if she merges them, that's at least 2 different back and forths to japan
>Gura needs at least 1 week ghosting pre travel and 2 weeks ghosting post travel( based on last year)

We're so fucking cooked

>>70311377
Obviously fucking not, just random /vt/ rrats. Besides Kiara lives in some bizarre fear of chumbuds so she'd never admit it even if she tried.

Kiara said she's probably worse at math than Gura

>>70311756
I really wanted the gura camp mug

Our purpose true; our triumph inevitable.

>>70311919
I got it. It's a little smaller than I thought, but cute nevertheless.

>>70311756
comfy

>>70312109

domo dino desu

my wife

I often drool a lot in my sleep and it's also been warm lately, my dakimagura smells like morning breath and sweat right now...

I put too much salt on my baked potato...

>>70312536
can you wash it?

Kiara will organize something for easter around march 31, so Gura might be there

>>70312536
Try adding something acidic like lemon juice to it, it cuts down how much of the salt you actually taste.

>>70313019
I always add vinegar but if I add too much then it would be too vinegary

after I cum in her ass, I will plug it until her intestinal walls absorbed all of my semen. not one drop will be wasted.

How are the chumbuds doin
I noticed Gura hasn't streamed in a bit but I don't follow any drama.

>>70313872
tenroy is a god.

>>70314024

>>70314024
just waiting for her to appear in wapan I guess

>>70313872
can't wait for it to come out

>>70314024
You see hirotaka's gura/ina dojin he's cooking?

>>70314509
>cooking
It's out already, anon.
https://exhentai.org/g/2814688/780650f5bd/

>>70310352
Elf lolibaba gifting me a dino lolivaba T u T

>>70314509
it's also been on kemono for a while now

Shirako in Gura's mouth

>>70314591
Dino Gura is just 9 months old you fool.

>>70314696
exclusively harvested from me

>>70308642
>>70308066

NTA, but you're a liar and a faggot. She never said that she wasn't going to like things on twitter. And last year, she liked things on twitter almost every day she was in Japan. Fuck off, you lying piece of shit.

>>70315161
Still hilarious that you don't watch streams.

Did you guys know that once during her 9548 years she spent a whole 2 years ghosting people, then came back and said hello again and then vanished for 8 years

Last years 80 days Gura famin is a drop in the bucket, no sympathy for yous, why does she have a history doing this though? Any psycologistas here? It so so weird having such s long history doing these ghosting thingys

>>70308313
I'm not him, but let's hear your suggestion then.
>You always say that yet say absolutely nothing when she does stream.
I have personally asked her to stream more and talk to us more. What have you done?
>You have literally done nothing lol
The vast majority of Chumbuds have been nothing but supportive over the past year and welcomed her back with open arms again and again. She's asked if we want to see her every day and everyone in chat said yes. She asked if we wanted her as part of our daily routine and everyone in chat said yes. People have sent superchats asking her to be more communicative and she agreed that she should.
What else are you suggesting that we should do?

But here's the thing you petulant pile of dog shit. You don't actually even care about any of this. You just want people to stop talking about her being gone in these threads because you're comically insecure and get sad and angry when you see other people talk about her absence. You're a whimpering coward and you can't tell people off to their face and so you're indirect like a passive-aggressive bitch on her period.
And so you tell people to go ask her instead of talking here. But it's not going to work. Ever. And there's nothing you can fucking do about it. Because this IS the place where fans can talk about this kind of thing without fear of reprisal from subhuman faggots like you.

>>70308763
>2AM
Gura streams at 8:00 PM.

>>70308952
You're correct. Gura even said that she should be more communicative. Real fans know this and want her to do better. Sisters see her not streaming as a positive and want her to lose fans. Know that you're arguing with fake fans that hate her.

Gurass

>>70309104
>>70309121
These two are antis, for example. They pretend to like Gura and try to convince other people that what is happening is fine, when in fact they're the same ones that homobeg and shill other corpos in these threads.

>>70313872
RAAAAPE

>>70316259
Cool but where's your bushy pucci?

>>70315799
If you watched her you would know she's the type of person that would rather break than bend, but you didn't, you watched whores like Kiara

>>70316513
More Palworld soon?

>>70315986
hes a euro or african

>>70316376
Where's bloop

>>70317066
Who?

>>70316583
yes, actually Kiara wants to tardwrangle her and play it with her

>>70316513
those dino look very happy

>Chapters
the fuck? since when

>>70317211
they seem to be added randomly, idk if it's automatic or if a manager does it

I need more maebari art of Gura

Is Gura a lonely loli god?

>>70317332
It's definitely done by youtube, half the time the subjects are wrong on the few vods it's happened on.

You should want Gura to be better and it's good that people are still so passionate about my wife that they want her to do better. Even Gura has said this, but she struggles to pull through and no one really knows why, probably not even her.
It's a good thing to want to see those you love improve. It means you care enough about them to feel that way. And in Gura's case, I think it's natural to feel hurt when she disappears like this, especially after the things she's said. I think we should all support each other when Gura doesn't talk to us or vanishes. It's very lonely without her.

Anyways, here's the latest episodes of Odekake Kozame. Maybe they can help you smile again, if only briefly.
37 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D75SxEU6bU8
38 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JjA4jmce1c
39 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLnhvvGDayM
It seems that episode 38's English subtitles are actually Japanese by mistake, so I translated them myself.
The woman says,
>"That kid, she doesn't know about the button does she..."
>"I know!"

Gura is in love with me and we are now married.

>>70316595
Doesn't matter. We go by Gura time here. Other timezones are irrelevant.

>>70318076
eroi

>>70317821
well said

New content and better AI in Palworld.

>>70318076
seducing

>>70318207
yeah, they fixed pals wandering off and getting stuck, grenade launcher knocking bosses out of bounds and the best thing they fixed is that condensed pals now give more points when you condense them further

>>70318189
stop samefagging

FYI Goob Christmas voice pack gone in three days

>>70318699
retard

>>70317821
I should really sit down and watch this. That one episode I watched made me cry.

Are there any fembuds at a Sushiro restaurant in Taiwan?

>>70319048
you've asked this already

>>70319185
Not in this thread I didn't.

Booba huhaha

>>70319048
I like fembuds

>>70319227
the answer hasn't changed and it won't change: yes, but the pictures aren't selfies so they're all there with their boyfriends. Not you.

>>70319235
Ngl, I love booba Gura.

Fauna is playing Pacific Drive. Do you think Gura would like it?

>>70319649
I know nothing about the game yet. We will have to see.

>>70319649
Im assuming it's a horror game because i haven't been paying close attention to the stream, but it looks like something Gura would play

>>70319649
the fleshtubers I watched all dropped it after just one stream, so I dunno if Gura would care to play it

>>70319818
it's got good ambience and lets her roleplay. she could get a stream worth out of it, but it's more likely she'll just watch Fauna

Every day, since Gura ditched the idea of JP language classes doors of opportunity are closing and fun interactions with the wider hololive is lost

>>70319978
College courses don't really teach you much. Its mostly going to be a self taught endeavor.

>>70319978
The only way she would learn is by immersion through being in Japan. She doesn't have the kind of motivation or dedication it takes to study Japanese.

Does everyone in Advent speak Japanese?

>>70319649
There's too much talking. I'd prefer if it had more ambiance and visual storytelling and less annoying people calling you on the radio the whole game.

>>70320396
Doggos

>>70320396
No. Only the twins speak it fluently. Nerissa says she knows a lot of kanji, but I don't think she knows grammer or how to speak it. Shiori knows a bit because of her previous work, but probably around the level of Kronii. Biboo doesn't know any Japanese.

https://catbox.moe/c/xe8lrc
Have fun

I miss my oshi, I just want to spend more time with her

What if Gura is a shark?

>>70321015
Then she would be my wife. It's also kinda funny, because even if she wasn't a shark she'd still be my wife.

>>70320760
my god thats a lot

>>70321015
big if true

>>70320760
I will fap to this but I'd like to note you're pretty fucked for specifying bbc.

>>70320760
nice T u T

>>70320760
Repulsive. Gura may be retarded, but she will never be retarded enough to become a mud shark.

>>70320760
Kill yourself, monkey.

>>70320760
needs bigger balls and painted nails

>>70320760
Hope you get lynched from a tree.

>>70320760
Some of these are hot as fuck goddamn

>>70304867
i miss her

i hope she is okay

>>70320760
looks like logs of shit.

>>70320760
vary the artist tags some a lot of these all looks the same

the solo ones are pretty good though

>>70321163
This. God I love her.

https://files.catbox.moe/c1auct.mp4

>>70322612
Do you have the spics on spikes clip

Child

>>70322612
https://files.catbox.moe/hv7mmy.webm

Woah

>>70323362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg1I7rOfU2A&t=3603

>>70324372
https://streamable.com/zmvi5w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea1juEeO8_k

>>70324372
Niggabuds stay winning

>>70324650
https://files.catbox.moe/z4orje.mp4

I have a ton of these by the way.
But I'm kind of disappointed because my catbox clips of Miko, Rushia, and some of the other holos saying nigga in GTA are returning Lain. So is the spics on spikes clip and a clip of Laplus saying "honto ni?" to a brown guy saying he's Japanese in duolingo.

Just a reminder that Gura is an abusive girl who will beat you at the slightest provocation, when you call the police for help she will play the "I'm cute" card and have you be the one sent to jail instead. No one will believe you over her because of her beauty and charm. She knows how to get what she wants, she is truly an evil and manipulative sharkwoman.
Only a few people know the truth... >>70306693

Hopefully we get some more merch soon so we can get a tweet out of Gura.

Should I be concerned by how much the sounds of a panicked/terrified woman calms me down?

>>70325136
Post the mario kart one, I can't find it on my Gooba folder

>>70325136
Not if I rape her first

>>70315799
>Calling other people cowardly and insecure when all you do is whine in this thread
Also you bringing up some comments she said from a year ago doesn't change that you people largely don't do anything about the things you complain about.

Gura fucks hoes and sucks toes

>>70325483

>>70326475

hump hump hump

Ina is expecting a guest this sunday, chances of it being Gura?

>>70329215
0.1%

Dino Guras are FAT FUCKS!

Bro, what the fuck, is Sushiro like the McDonalds of Taiwan? It has to be a massive chain, right? How else are they moving $1.4M of merch? That's actually insane. Sharkwife is too powerful.

I'm always keeping it cool for my daughterwife Gura.

>>70330194
That reminds me that I still need to order my tail pillow. I hope with how many sold some of the stands and bottles pop up online for resale.

>>70330194
Gura has a lot Chinese/Taiwan fans, she has a lot of Chinese/Taiwan dedicated clippers.

Gura's puffy child pussy

WIFE WIFE WIFE

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1763379402182902236
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1763379402182902236
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1763379402182902236

>>70330194
If only shipping doesn't cost 100$ I will fucking buy it, that's a lot of richbuds.

Cute wife!

did Gura specifically argue to be elementary-aged I don't remember that in the translation lmao. based as fuck

Shion

>>70330635
It was, and it's based on the outfit anon...

>>70330194
delete this, it doesn't fit the narrative that she's streaming during valentines to collect >superchat money<

>>70330523
Gooba tensai...

my wife is so dumb i love her

>>70330635
how is she an elementary-aged "genius"?

>>70330523
>canonically is a child
T u T

So Gura is canonically at elementary school age? Is it legal to post her here?

GUWAAAA

>>70330978
She's only that age for the event, this isn't the first time any of the holos have had different backgrounds or ages for an event.

>>70331109
Retard. Gura wants to be young, you should know this. It's absolutely canon that Gura gets what she wants.

>>70331181
Gura is a full grown 9000 year old and there is nothing you can do about it.

>>70330523
I can't believe honeyworks doxxed my daughterwife... They said where she goes to school and who she hangs out with and everything, what if someone tries to kidnap her now?

>>70331233
She's 12 years old and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>70330716
Nah it's to keep memberships from cancelling. More valuable than sc since it's monthly income

>>70330194
wtf this is basically printing money, just how marketable is this shark girl

>no likes

>>70331377
No shit. Obviously management since they have to for their deal with honeyworks

>>70331377
The goom perms will come in time. Stay strong.

WIFE WIFE WIFE

>>70331568
Late wife reacts always make me think she did something else.

>>70331377
>scheduled tweet
fml

>>70331702
>8:43
Okay schizo

>>70331347
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it

>>70324372
https://files.catbox.moe/of4i48.webm

Well shit, guess i won't be getting this one if it's japan time, i get paid the 8th PST.
Fuck my life.

>>70331959
Why not just use a credit card then pay it off after you get paid?

>>70331959
Some people cancelled their pre-orders, you might get lucky and still get it.

>>70332055
I don't have other means else i wouldn't have posted that.

>>70332139
Anon that's when he has to pay, not order by.

Gura hates us... why she won't stream...

>>70330546
Send it to japan first, then to your home. It will be cheaper.

>>70331959
what one? the tail?

>>70332260
Can't he just ignore the payment request and buy it later?

>>70332364
Gura's 1/7 figure, the one from holofes that now is on Cover's new studio.

>>70331233
>>70331316
Is gura a child pretending to be a hag or a hag wishing she was a child

>>70332055
that is a very bad habit to get into

>>70332503
isn't that one from forever ago??? I swore people were posting about buying it a long time ago

>>70332566
Preorders were forever ago, but it's finally shipping and collecting payment.

uh oh
the gap is accelerating

>>70332566
They meant preordering which means paying when it ships out, i forgot about it and didn't save in time.

>>70332563
It's actually the opposite, at least in the US. Buying things you can afford on a credit card then paying it off before interest hits will still build you good credit.

>>70332731
anon if you have to wait to get paid to afford it, you can't afford it

>>70332731
Bad in the sense that makes you comfortable taking debt.

>>70332819
Look I don't have the problem, but it could still be budgeted with no issues.
>>70332853
Debt can unironically be a good thing though, if you know what you're doing.

ToT

Some btc guy in here who tripled his money? please send me a coin. Satoshi will repay you handfully.

the crime is SEX

>>70333190
This is gura's partner in crime, say something nice about her

>>70333258
Yeah, with me.

The crime in question:

THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!

>>70331957
post the gta one

>>70334458

shark child... uoh...