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This lady is 39 years old.

>> No.6986898

She is my wife

>> No.6986901

uuuoooooohhhhh

>> No.6986925

based

>> No.6987071

Like a fine wine.

>> No.6987129
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I love Patra

>> No.6987669

>>6986830
God I love hags

>> No.6987701

>>6986830
Hag love!

>> No.6987789

>>6986830
She's a master at her craft and multi talented! It's hard to think of anything she can't do.

>> No.6988256

>>6986830
I miss MMBK's denpa songs...

>> No.6988285

>>6986830
No way.

>> No.6988364

>>6986830
such a cute hag

>> No.6991713

I hope women don't think there's an upper age limit to being a chuuba.

>> No.6991795
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>>6986830
god that's so fucking hot

>> No.6991917

What’s up with women in their 30s/40s and vtubing? I see less and less zoomers getting into it nowadays.

>> No.6991959

https://streamable.com/zu1u7g

Rad hag.

>> No.6992099

>>6988256
did you watch her before patra?

>> No.6992183

>>6991917
they want to groom shotas/teens/young adults from their fanbase to their harem

>> No.6992214
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>>6986830
No fucking way, I love Patra even more now holy shit

>> No.6992544

HAG LOVE

>> No.6992924

>>6986830
explains her tastes in games which I don't mind

>> No.6994291

>>6986830
Oh god she is amazing

>> No.6994339

>>6986830
Anon, YOU are 39 years old.

>> No.6994349

why are hags the best chuubas?

>> No.6994350

>>6992183
where do i sign up?

>> No.6994638

>>6986830
I would marry her.

>> No.6994971

>>6986830
So you're telling me this whole time I'm listening to a hag vtuber's ASMR? Holy fuck I'm going to sleep even better tonight knowing she's literally twice my age.

>> No.6995711

>>6994349
Youthful anime girl appearance coupled with life experience that makes them actually interesting people.

>> No.6996043

>>6986830
Name?

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HAG LOVE
>>6996043
Anon your thread reading reps...
Suou Patra

>> No.6996482

She played Tales of Symphonia, Souls-like and Metal Gear games, I like her taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1IAB1UOTwo&list=PL1d2KuGf9SKYK-K46kUi2SkjT8BgGmCA6

>> No.6996563

I like her music, her album was full of bangers.
Hate her fucking voice though

>> No.6996636
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6996636

I thought that was Ayame

>> No.6996958

>>6996482
And she's a newbie to the Tales of games, which is always a plus

>> No.6996975

>>6986830
A large chunk of this board celebrates older women in Vtubing.

>> No.6997004

I can't believe Patra is that old, she had her parents nagging her recently about her job, surely they'd have given up at this point, no?

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Is Flare also around that age given that she and Patra are close friends?

>> No.6997691

she's not, retard
stop believing iketog or 5ch

>> No.6997990

>>6986830
Pretty cool I found about vtuber thanks to her.

>> No.7000436

Imagine the smell.

>> No.7000520

>>6997691
The information has been out there for years.

>> No.7000721
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>>6997129
Say sike right now...

>> No.7000767

>>7000721
1988/11/15

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>>6986830
>>7000767
Anon was your plan is to make my dick diamonds?

Because I can tell you right now my dick is absolutely diamonds. Fuck it I’m gonna jerk it to her ASMR streams tonight.

>> No.7000936

welp big thanks

ssg best wife patra

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>>7000767
I will take this info with a grain of salt true or not, the 9 year gap between me and my oshi doesn't not move the bond I've made. I still find her amazing and wish to see her nothing but success and happiness.

>> No.7001097

>>6986830
hot

>> No.7001124

>>7000767
also hot

>> No.7001142

>>6986830
And?

>> No.7001146
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>>7001053
Yes but does this info dissuade you from wanting to plunge your manhood into her beautiful pink slit?

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>>6986830
Hot but boy her singing voice kills me, unexpected from someone who consistently makes me cum with her asmr

>> No.7001233

>>7001146
Not that guy, but being a hag makes her so much more fuckable.

>> No.7001243

>>6991713
>I hope women don't think there's an upper age limit to being a chuuba.
Hoping for a mid 40s to mid 50s one soon.
>>6986830
Huh didn't know that GIF was a vtuber rather than something from the millionth Symphogear iteration.

>> No.7001253

>>7001243
>Mid 40s to 50s
Please no, my dick can only be so erect.

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>>7001146
I think I'd rather just rub one out to keep urges like that at bay anyways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxry2Hc-9z4
Although what she mentions in that is kinda little hearted, watching enough you get the grasp that it seems like she has very little friends IRL. Me realizing that and knowing how much she values friendships hits me so heavy it's practically unfair to me. everything else she says and does aside, I think of her as a very sweetheart otaku and that's why I like her. may noelflare ship set sail cause I just want to see her happy bros

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>>7002860
A happy hag half-elf is the best kind of hag half-elf.

>> No.7004090

>>6986830
Oh wow, that makes me love her even more.

But I am curious, how did you find out?

P.S.
inb4 someone says "Do you reps" or something....

>> No.7004109

>>7004090
Do your reps.

>> No.7004252

>>7004090
Dear anon,

I hope this post finds you well. I am writing to inform you that you need to do your reps.

Thank you and best regards,
Anon

P.S.
Did you do your reps yet?

>> No.7004312

>>7004090
I've been following momobakobako for over a decade.

>> No.7008504

>>6997691
Hi retards!
Say hello to best hags, Mmbk-sama.

>> No.7009965

Sex with a Patochan's cunnypoo.

>> No.7014072
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7014072

I'm glad that Patra is properly appreciated by /vt/, I remember Patra threads would die without any replies.

>> No.7016238

>>7014072
If there's one thing we can all agree on, it's that hags are great.

>> No.7016992
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>>7016238
I THINK HAGS SUCK

>> No.7018865

>>7001053
Anon, Patra is literally twice my age and that made me love her even more. A 9 year old gap isn't that bad.

>> No.7019004

>>6986830
I don't see the problem, she's still my wife

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>>6997691
Shit's been proven wrong many times, can't blame retards for not being able to read.

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7019836

does she really have a kid? answer quick, im on the edge here

>> No.7020536

Patra is actually 17 years old and that's gonna make me coooooommmmm

>> No.7020663

>>7019836
yeah, I'm her kid

>> No.7020730

>>7020663
hi son

>> No.7021029

who are the top 3 oldest vtuvers out there?

>> No.7021336

>>7021029
Mio, Fubuki, Korone

All mine

>> No.7021544

hag love

>> No.7022105
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>>6986830
I remember her mentioning how her parents hired an investigator, which started because she bought her own cell phone instead of letting her parents buy it for her. That doesn't sound like something that happens to someone in their 30's, that is unless her parents are just overprotective and/or neurotic.

>> No.7022508

>>7022105
Dude Patra previous live isn't secret, I've known her since ten years ago

>> No.7022578

>>6986830
So how many children already?

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>>6986830
>Hag

>> No.7022658

>>7022578
One (and also divorced) if we go by an old narrative.

>> No.7022779

>>7022105
Plus, only removing her wisdom teeth now would be strange (I removed mine when I was young).
Also, her vtuber job was right after she left a black company, after only being there for a few days/months can't remember (c'mon, even clipfags know that)
Doesn't sound very haggy to me

>> No.7022812

>>7022779
I'm 35 and still have all my wisdom teeth.

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>>7022658
UUOOHHHH
MILF PUSSY EROTIC

>> No.7022900

>>7022812
You'll probably not have to remove them then. Not a dentist but I've head that if you end up needing to remove them, it'll happen before your 30s (either by massive pain or preemptively by an x-ray). Got mine removed because they were making my other teeth move.

>> No.7023014

>>6986830
This lady does some of the best asmr around

>> No.7026127
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>>6986830
Buy her album (It's fucking great)
https://774inc.spwn.jp/events/HoneyStrap/goods
Buy her ASMR (It's a bargain price)
https://www.dlsite.com/home/work/=/product_id/RJ299717.html
Wafu~ Wafu~

>> No.7028997

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuoJr62lMw

>> No.7029224

Hold up since when is there a live translation in english inside patra stream ?
I swear it wasn't there before, I'm not retarded

>> No.7029553

>>7029224
since the fall guys stream on thursday

>> No.7029584

She's playing ranked Apex right now with a translator on.

>> No.7029822

>>6994350
Japan.

>> No.7029907

>>7019836
You're thinking of Mico. She doesn't stream until late so she can take care of her kids.

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