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She's a dreamwalker, this is how she gets memberships.

>>70209898
I don't know what to even think* about it.

You know that I'm still living that dream because english is too difficult for me, lmao. Guys I need help.

>>70209898
Actually had something similar happen. But I dreamed about Ina giving me a footjob and woke up to my underwear and sheets soaked in cum.
I barely watch Ina and I'm not into feet.

>>70209898
Ok, but did you imagine fauna as a live2D, a 3D model, or a realistic person? It's very important to the reading.

>>70210092
I... don't really remember that much of detail? I guess something between her 2D and 3D models. Definitely not irl cringe cosplayer, that's lame.

>>70210053
>Cover is testing new direct-to-dream porn streaming service. First beta tests on unsuspecting clients are happening.

>>70209898
>Tonight I dreamed about Ceres Fauna

>>70210259
YOU'RE LAUGHING, YOU'RE LAUGHING BUT IT WAS TOO REALISTIC.
I FELT WARMTH AND SOFTNESS OF HER BODY ON MY COCK AND HER BREATH ON TIP OF IT AND HER EYES WERE LOOKING AT MY UGLY, TIRED MUG IN ANTICIPATION FOR MY SEED. LITERALLY I WOULD SOIL MY BOXERS IF I WOULD WAKE UP FIVE MINUTES LATER.

I'm scared of this woman right now. Nobody should have this much power... I hope that next time she will finish me off with mouth.

Fauna uses subliminal messaging in her streams, there's quiet asmr whispers, you don't hear them but you pick up on it subconsciously. just watching a clip is enough and that's how she gets you.

>>70209898
Me
>Be a lolifag
>Got suisei
Wut?

>>70210600(me)
Glove hj btw

Walking into a local divebar for a punk show my coworker invited me to. Feeling self conscious even though nobody even notices me, despite the fact that I look jarringly out of place in an outfit that could have been a youth-pastor's if not for the baseball cap with I LOVE FAUNA printed on it (the only "nice" piece of clothing I own not purchased from a secondhand store). I scan the crowd for my coworker, the people I awkwardly make eye contact with glare back at me. I smile and wave at a short fat bald man wearing a spiked leather vest and red kilt covered in chains before quickly ducking my head and heading to the bar trying my best to become invisible in my bright pastel red L.L Bean pullover, "washed" light blue jeans, and clean white sneakers. A punk wearing combat boots intentionally steps on my shoes as I approach the bar, he sneers at me and pulls a cig from a pocket. "Problem?". I try to get the bartender's attention. He probably thinks I'm underage or something, half an hour later the show hasn't started and I'm still beerless. A hottie with green hair wearing a black miniskirt walks up to the bar and stands near me, I awkwardly fumble a plastic cup from its stack and pour myself cup of water from the Igloo at the end of the bar. Hottie grins at me. "Hey, would you pour me one too?". "Uh, sure." I don't put my cup down first, I spill half of both cups on my (now half-dirty) white sneakers. She giggles and takes the cup from my hand. "Uh... cool band huh?" I say. The show hasn't started yet. "Yeah, the lead singer gave me a free ticket. I hope they start soon, oh there's my friend bye nice meeting you" her smile steals my heart as she disappears into the crowd. The show starts, I stand in the back, sometimes I rock on my knees a little in a motion that isn't in time with the beat. Good show, in the end. I meet up with my coworker outside while he's smoking a cig and spend the rest of the show outside on a balcony sitting and watching two squirrels fight in a tree nearby, listening to the raucous punk music blasting from inside where the crowd is packing tight and dancing. "It's nicer out here isn't it?" her gentle voice makes me jump as she lightly touches my arm.

>>70210384
>>70209898
>Tonight
You mean last night right eslfriend?
Tonight is in the future as in
>I will dream about fauna tonight
>I dreamed about fauna last night

>>70209898
Congrats you are heterosexual.

>>70212885
OP is clearly ESL but some people just have fucked sleep schedules. He could have woken up at say 10-11PM...

>>70209898
It's never your favourites for some reason.
Unrelated but I dreamed about having primal sweaty sex with Serie from Sousou no Frieren, I didn't even know her name before that, now I have an instant boner thinking about her.

>>70213156
I can't fucked your mom tomorrow that's not how it works.
I can only have fucked your mom previously or will fuck your mom in the future tense.

>>70213224
What are you on about, moron? I could say "I fucked your mum tonight" if it's still the same night it happened (i.e. later that night). In the same way, I could say "I dreamed about X tonight" if my sleeping schedule is fucked and I wake up on the same night I have the dream.

>>70213361
>Tonight is used to refer to the evening of today or the night that follows today. I'm at home tonight.
>I'm taking you out tonight
>Implying LATER, in the FUTURE, has not happened YET.

>>70213491
You are actually retarded and probably shouldn't try to give English lessons if you think what I said is incorrect.
Either that or you're an ESL mong attempting to masquerade as someone who isn't.

Strange, I've also dreamed of Fauna yesterday, though it was a bit different. I dreamed I was watching a Fauna watchalong stream for some movie, but the weirdest of all was that the dream took place in exactly the same time and place as I was irl, that is I dreamed of watching Fauna on my laptop in bed at 3 am while I was sleeping in my bed at 3 am. I later woke up and it was fucking weird because my surroundings were exactly the same as in the dream. Just thought I'd share.

I dreamed about three Jews inviting me to their concert

The subliminal messages are working

>>70209898
Tasty

>>70209898

>>70209898
Repeat after me saplings: fauna is not my friend! She and I can never be friends!

I had a Fauna dream a few weeks ago, but it wasn't lewd.
In the dream, i was Agent 47, and my mission was to kill Fauna. It was a bit challenging because she was always mixed in the crowds, so i used an emetic gun, and killed her while she was vomiting in the bathroom.
It was a quite painful dream to me.

>>70218247
yeah, she'll never friendzone me. she is my waifu mommy. thanks for the reminder.

>>70218247
brown feet is obsessed with fauna I swear

>>70209898
Is breast milk vegan?

>>70209898
goth mommy fauna is the best

>>70209898
Last night I dreamt that I was fauna giving some guy a tittyfuck. I woke up with a massive erection.

>>70220715
Fauna is hot