/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

We ball!

Randon Puzzle
https://jiggie.fun/1H6VvQ

Dat Dumpy!

>>70093501
ive come up with a new theory: He shaves all his body hair for the austistic feeling he gets when the clothes touch his skin directly

>>70093924
He is pretty hairless for a guy his size ;)

>>70093501
Do we have a link to the model reveal vod?

>>70094170
Someone posted it /here/ a long time ago

>>70094375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HChFYuyvyAE

34 min in ToT

>>70094375
I found it
https://archive.palanq.win/vt/thread/58988328/#59000725
>>70094709 beat me to it

>>70094747
Thank you!

TSKR!

Give me the orc shaker.

>>70095184

Got some work to do, lol

>>70095802

>>70096819
that bulge...

hello /orc/

>>70096845
͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ

>>70097066
Hello <3

HE'S FINALLY COMING HOME LADS

>>70098223
That' great!

The new bags have a pocket to hold the stands in them :D

https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_customshoulderpouch?variant=44515442786524

>>70093501

Han's live

Ham's live

I like this pose

i would like to extend congratulations to the thread for going 2 whole weeks without killing Randon Neuring

>>70102026
Your welcome! ;)

>>70102026
even the killer left for discord too…

>>70102026
No, we just neutered him

ugfhhh i want to be fucked by the orc so BAD

ugfhhh i want fuck the orc so BAD

>>70102943
kek i love /orc/ thread jokes

ugfhhh i want the orc to fuck the priest so BAD

>>70107315
https://twitter.com/milkymi83671029/status/1700136094917107925

Sauce: https://twitter.com/babanana_7/status/1755594990099771779/
Puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/1H6VvQ

>>70107677
This is the new one ;P
https://jiggie.fun/2grLLX

>>70107870
tehepero

Lando Live

>what if something tragic happens in japan and this is the last you see of me?
>just kidding. i'm not the one in danger. if you know what i mean...
manesans watch your backs
he's coming...

>>70112492
kek

>Sees old picture of himself smiling
>Claims he's about to experience the worst year of his ife

I really hope it's not what I think it is

Milks telly live

Im tired of all the hints. This fucker better talk when the NDA is over

>>70112981
Him just finding out he got in to Holo, dark times were a head of him...

>>70113247
that's like 4.5 more years from now

>>70113294
Oh yeah it really sounds like his Holo days messed him up...

>>70113535
He's better now

That model is so cute!

>>70113738
It really is! Hopefully the design and concept doesn't stay dead and will be at least reused for something else

timetraveling lando vs. his younger self

Mime-a-thon

Cetus lore

>>70112981
It's exactly what you think it is. He's been saying this on and off since graduation

>>70114218

͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ

>>70114774
kek

ToT

Fing tease

lando vtuber talk

>I'm not even a woman

he's getting in to rrats

>I was fucking good at that shit and I feel like I barely scratched the surface of that
>feel like I'm not even allowed to say that shit
>I've got so much more in the tank
He stopped holding back on correcting his past tense slips kek

he's drawing his FAT FUCK

he was drawing some little guys yesterday

>>70117035

>>70117163
If he had more stuff like Judge Magni in his brain that he just wasn't allowed to do anymore, then he's 100% right. Magni was pretty much 70% responsible for early Tempus being as good as it was imo.

baggage from vtubing

>I don't think I was ready to let other people tell me that I'm done with it
huh.

>fuck it, I'll do my own thing

he's so fucking angry about how holo shook out...

Cover really fucked him up, damn

>>70118408
yep, there is deep trauma there

gimme the qrd i just joined, has he spilled any real beans or was it all just vague shit?

>Split his gloves punching in anger during that time

Goddamn man please enjoy that vacation.

>>70117738
judge magni was boring except for one bit

>>70118408
>>70118410
>>70118467
summarize it

Why is cover management so shit... fuck them

>>70118482
>>70118509

Watch streams!

>>70118486
Nah dude he's gonna split another pair of gloves on the manesans

Man, now I'm sad. I didn't realize things were like that...

>>70118520
no

>>70118482
He's been mentioning his baggage with VTubing and he really wants to say more than he can. He says we'll never know

the rrats... all killed in one fell swoop....

Damn… I want him to pull a dokibird and spill it all. He clearly wasn’t happy. Glad he’s at least opening up a little.

>I've seen you guys talk about it and you'll never know

mentioned that randon is way better at "soldiering on" than he is, and that the shit randon had to deal with was way worse

>>70118520
it's literalyl what im doing, just asking for what i missed. Will the vod survive?

i can't livepost this i can barely keep up writing down what he's saying uuu

>>70118613
Yeah, he doesn't want to burn his bridges and make a huge mess for everyone.

It's respectable, but goddamn that emotional and mental toll its been taking on him

>>70118725
It will stay up on Twitch for now, but vods stay up here forever: https://www.youtube.com/@ProfessorLandoVODsUnofficial

>>70118866
I will never forgive the Japanese.

Is it management or the community? It's probably a combination of both but which one damaged him more

>>70118899
fuck then

>>70118915
yeah he did allude to all the hate he got even before he debuted

>>70118954
*fuck them, but that too!

<3

>>70118915
I hope it's not either, I know it's naive and unlikely, but I hate to think of all of them putting on brave faces while being treated like shit by managers or others.

>reese asks to play league he says no
>connor asks to play league he says yes

>>70119370

>>70119341
Considering that Bettel's in a comfortable enough spot where he definitely doesn't need hololive, I doubt they're all being treated like shit. Maybe management wasn't nice to magnoir specifically, or maybe the shit they got from the community was really just that much worse. Either way, I don't think you need to worry.

>>70119527
it's very possible that they had different issues, in which case for magni in particular I'd say probably they kept cockblocking all his unique ideas that probably required special perms.
What we know for sure is that vesper was very open about not asking for game perms to not give more work to their managers.

>>70119668
>about not asking for game perms so he doesn't get suspended again

>>70119527
I mean, you're right, but that's still pretty bad for gramps and Magni. I know I'm just looping again, but I wish that at least things had ended better for them.

>>70119527
he says he read our shit and no one ever managed to guess it and we never will

i just realized... even landoschizo's gone to the discord...

>>70119793
If no one ever managed to guess then let's wilder:
The managers were sexually harassing them and asking them for sexual favors in return. Vesper was disgusted by sex, Magni was in a relationship. The other two were available so they had no problem.

>>70119913
good, they can deal with them!

>>70119916
nah we've already looped this one before

>>70119341
You don't need to watch a lot of the other guys to know that they have had their grievances with management, Shinri airs a lot of his frustations on his alt accounts and Altare said he was really close to quitting as well at some point but it doesn't seem like some kind of evil abusive situation. Honestly all of this is just so confusing bc Lando clearly has a lot of trauma about it but I highly doubt his friends would have stayed if they were abusing either of them in any way

>>70119916
That skit Hakka did on his debut wasn't actually scripted. Any time any of them does anything to displease management Yagoo personally comes to their homes and beats the shit out of them. This explains Vesper's knee injury, Magni's back injury, with the knee injury being their last straw.

I guess for the most part lando was for sure disillusioned with the bureaucracy side of things. I will forever be bummed that we didn't get a graduation stream or a magmite plush.

>>70120267
Same. At least there's the fan made plushies floating around.

>>70120028
Shinri was having some game perm issues to recently, like he put too many in the queue and got a bonk for it

>>70120267

>>70120485
I dislike how that Magmite's legs look like creepy fingers (not visible in this pic) but I guess it's kind of fitting...

>>70120542
I know, hopefully the new fat fuck will get a plush too

>>70120542
From what I've seen, that's one of the better ones, aside from the fat fuck one from that pic of the magmite on that girl's boobs.

>If I'm not back from Japan by the 19th, PLEASE CONTACT MY LAWYER
He really is gonna try to kill his manager...

>>70120485
Fuck I want that little critter so much.

If he's not back by the 19th contact his lawyer, also don't ask why he has a lawyer...

I feel like we didn't really learn anything new from all of that

>>70120838
it was this site, none are available right now, but you can see if there's extras when the preorders gets in

https://www.lunanoctuarts.com/product/vesties-preorder-ship-out-early-2024

I'M MAGGING/10 stream!

>>70121066
Thanks for the link anon!

>>70121059

Filled in some puzzles. He has a lawyer. Most ratts are untrue and no one knows the real reason they left. Randon had it worst than Lando but is “stronger” than him so both of them were affected. Relationship was bad, but Carol is appearing more seems like idol culture bullshit. This tied with how close he still is with the boys leans more to management or legal.

>>70121792
The Carol thing was more that he didn't want to go into sordid detail on how that time period affected their relationship but you can fill in the blanks. He said that previously he kept more private about their relationship, then swung too hard the other way, so now he's trying to pull back (last stream she was on & spilled too much info had him reconsidering)

He's really making it obvious he's here.
Like two threads ago someone was complaining Quinn got ahead of him and he lost his chance and now he starts talking about it and mentions how Quinn is getting ahead of him.
Alright Lando, now is your chance. There's so much shit going on with niji no one will notice if you leak shit here, come on...

>>70122294
He's friends with Quinn and they were talking about the new model he even saw it, that's why he brought it up tonight

>>70122294
I mean if he was talking to Quinn himself behind the scenes that would make sense he would think "ah, I should have done that!"
(lol again at the lack of pretense about vtubing before)

>>70122380
>lol again at the lack of pretense about vtubing before
After the Selen/Doki situation he probably feels emboldened to not hide as much

>>70122718
2:24:36 avoided touching on it bc give benefit of doubt / doki's calling them dragoons, what am I even doing?? / I obv can't venture anywhere near that / feels good already talking lightly about this / sorry you will never know / I've seen you guys talk about it / you don't know and you'll never know / don't assume you know / and it eats me up inside / I'm more dramatic than Randon is / lemme tell ya (nah I can't) he's a soldier. he doesn’t complain like I do / as much as I know he'd love to as well / he'd prob hate I'm saying this

>>70122917
>I'm more dramatic than Randon is / lemme tell ya (nah I can't) he's a soldier. he doesn’t complain like I do
I wish he could say what happened

Well, at least they are doing better now

>>70124051
Yummy~

https://twitter.com/sushishorts/status/1761893626177843621?t=aTCjj79GBQMvzxdeCu4ptA&s=19

>>70125091
cute
was that supposed to be the sauce because it doesn't match

>>70125091
>>70125118
Lol
https://twitter.com/DarkGreyClouds/status/1762311418592858361?t=AspsaNuX6JF2P4cJrTataA&s=19

Randonneuring (also known as Audax in the UK, Australia and Brazil) is a long-distance cycling sport with its origins in audax cycling. In randonneuring, riders attempt courses of 200km or more, passing through predetermined "controls" (checkpoints) every few tens of kilometres. Riders aim to complete the course within specified time limits, and receive equal recognition regardless of their finishing order. Riders may travel in groups or alone as they wish, and are expected to be self-sufficient between controls. A randonneuring event is called a randonnée or brevet, and a rider who has completed a 200km event is called a randonneur. The international governing body for randonneuring is Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which works with other randonneuring organisations worldwide through Les Randonneurs Mondiaux (RM). Randonneuring is popular in France, and has a following in the Netherlands, Belgium, the United Kingdom, Italy, Australia, the United States, Canada, Brazil, Ireland, India, Indonesia, Korea, Japan and Malaysia. In the late nineteenth century Italy, day-long "challenge" sports became popular. Participants aimed to cover as much distance as possible and prove themselves audax ("audacious"). The first recorded audax cycling event took place on June 12, 1897, when twelve Italian cyclists attempted the challenge of cycling from Rome to Naples, a distance of 230 kilometres (140mi), during daylight hours. Similar events became popular elsewhere, and in 1904 French journalist Henri Desgrange produced Audax regulations, which belonged to his Auto newspaper. Under the Audax regulations, riders rode as a group. Successful riders were awarded a certificate called a Brevet d'Audax. A group of successful audax cyclists formed the Audax Club Parisien (ACP), which took over the organisation of Audax events on Desgrange's behalf. In 1920, there was a disagreement between Desgrange and the ACP. Desgrange withdrew ACP's permission to organise events under his Audax regulations, and ACP created its own allure libre (free-paced) version of the sport, where successful riders were awarded certificates called Brevets des Randonneurs. This style is now popularly known as "randonneuring".

GOOOOOD AFTERNOOOON /orc/!

I just ate-a-the-spaghet with minced chicken and cheese. What did you last eat/are planning to eat?

>>70125179
nice!

>>70125091
I LOVE DOKIBIRD

>>70125411
Actually I almost do. Eagerly waiting for the return of TSB in Helldivers tomorrow.
For the hype, of course. Doki's laugh stops being funny after about the third time.

Good night /orc/

>>70107677

>>70128516
FAT FUCK

>>70107677
Bike version
Sauce: https://twitter.com/babanana_7/status/1755595175240536358
Puzzle: https://jiggie.fun/c1nSTR

>>70128525
Mag

>>70127291

>>70131786

>>70131786
dinding my beloved

>>70135722
Thats very cute, but this is cuter.

>>70140195
cool

Oh God, HE'S BACK!

https://twitter.com/hanbyeol829

Seem more likely he couldn't do whatever he wanted and lets be honest magni gave off the "im better than you" vibe, people like that tend to get overly emotional if they dont get things their way frankly i think he will come with probably couldn't get the perms he wanted, management wanted him to do actual idol stuff and the antis constantly badgering him, both magni and vesper should have stayed indie.

>>70141357
>management wanted him to do actual idol stuff
Magni joined holo specifically for the "idol stuff"

>>70141357
>lets be honest magni gave off the "im better than you" vibe,
When speaking in character. Every time he was speaking frankly, he obviously had a fair amount of self-doubt, and to some extent idolized the people around him.

Maybe, personally I think it was more restricted than they both thought.....and the anti idiots just made things far worse, personally I doubt it was like the selen niji thing, not simping for holo but following quite a few PL accounts I don't get the same vibe I do from some of the njii PL accounts, but could easily be wrong I admit.

I just wish we had gotten more Project zomboid collabs with Tempus, those were kino.

>>70142190
>personally I think it was more restricted than they both thought
Yes, but that's the same for everyone and Altare got way too much harassment for literally nothing as well.
Like Lando said last night, "no one has said it yet", what ever happened we aren't able to figure it out cause we are just missing too much information on what was actually going on behind the scenes

>>70142363
>Like Lando said last night, "no one has said it yet"
That's actually pretty interesting. A lot of it has been bullshit rrats, but there have been some good and honest attempts to piece it together. There has to be a ton of missing information.

YES, YES, YESSSSS!

https://twitter.com/PowerWashSim/status/1762492791207420303

>>70142537
I have a rrat I've never said anywhere cause its too schizo, but more and more I'm thinking it might have been a part of the problem.

>>70142717
Spit it out or no balls

>>70142792
Not now and it would only be "part" of the problem, I have know idea what could have made him so upset tho

>>70142889
And I think Randon had a different situation from Lando

>>70125091

Ribbion's Live

>>70142257
Personally after seeing HQ3D, i was just thinking how much more fun it would have been with Magni and Vesper. Magni dropping in low and Vesper hitting the woah kek.

>>70145486
Yeah, but one day they will have 3d models too, we'll get that twerking one way or another

Nya~

Ribbion, Bg Ham, Ohmanah, and Akashi collab incoming

And Ribbions birthday is next week

>>70145896
Feel kinda bad for saying this, but Lando being flesh for so long has kinda ruined the mystery element of seeing a vtuber move in 3D for the first time, so even if he does gets a 3D model someday I doubt it's going to feel as exciting. Randon on the other hand...god please I need to see the whore orc twerking awkwardly

And a golf gsme collab the following week: Ribbions, Randon, Ohmanah, Big Ham

>>70146806
>I need to see the whore orc twerking awkwardly
ToT

>>70146852
Looking forward to it. Green man love.

I wish we knew what Vespers doppelganger was suppose to be

>>70148749

The real reason why Lando is going to nipland

>>70150449
Yes, Rio and the other boys are all there at once, now is the only time to see them all at the same place at the same time

this game, wtf

>>70151307
what game?!

>>70152525
slavesper.....................

>>70153131
Just Doppelganger, GB was playing it and the last main chapter Shinri tries to kill himself, but doesn't do a good enough job at it so you have to put him out of his misery, kek

>>70153550
oh you posted in the wrong thread, i thought i was missing a stream

>>70153640
Sorry, I thought it was so funny that I was laughing about it here too

Ohmonah is live

Restock and 2nd merch drop in April

>>70156581
Who is this

https://twitter.com/Minchi_anda/status/1762578355084505451?t=33gTew9oZRONOxvSpgBKrQ&s=19

;)

>>70157287
Can’t believe minchi confirmed he’s a dude… bros… my immersion

>>70157378
lol

>>70157378
Give it a chance anon

BTW, Akashi is on Ohmonahs stream

>>70159160
if only he was just pretending to be the cute goblin but no... his human oc is named minchi and he's fucking the goblin. It's so over

>>70160517
https://twitter.com/Minchi_anda/status/1762432098798063770
>goblin girl's name is Cathy
hold up

>>70161203
current oc

where is he...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0F-Yq5YXL9c

Highly unlikely, but it would be funny as fuck if the orc also went to Japan.

>>70164542
If he takes a break any time in the next few weeks.. big doubt though

>>70164542
It's not completely impossible, but he already said he's isn't visiting Japan again for a few years, also, he would keep it quiet if he did

>>70164687
It would have to be next weekend, about the time Lando leaves

>>70119913
nah last I heard they do all the landoschizoing on the doxxsite. they'd get thrown out for doing that on discord

>>70164755
I'm already traumatized from his last Japan trip so I'm not sure how he isn't even more traumatized

https://twitter.com/MythosHQ/status/1762586815997915392?t=7clfXLeKCuvfyPp9SItKfw&s=19

>>70166010
We only got a small part of the story, so its kind of hard to say and he had been to Japan before that, so maybe he isn't that bothered by it

>>70118482
It was pretty vague. The most he said was that he and Randon are still hung up on their departure with their last job.
He wants to say what but he can't(because of NDA obviously)
He said even though Randon doesn't talk about it, it's still bugging him.
He also said he sees a lot of what people talk about what their problem is, but we have "no idea". So the common popular rrats of why they left are likely wrong

>>70145007
ToT hag

>>70167414
Wait so he's not fucking his aunt?

>>70168243
>Wait so he's not fucking his aunt?
That has nothing to do with Cover and yes

>>70169385
this confirms the tumor rrat

>>70170967
nowa...

randon got roofied and molested in japan but staff wouldn't do anything about it because the person who molested him was part of the upper management branch that he argued with him (or some private closeted japanese investor for the stars with a taste for older men) and they feared that saying anything would destroy the branch, now lando is going back to revenge rape randon's rapist, with permission from carol who had been doing her private investigation in japan

GOOOOOOB BORNING /orc/!

>>70171319
>lando is going back to revenge rape randon's rapist, with permission from carol
Revenge porn ant NTR all in one, amazing!

>>70145007
I FUCKING LOVE MILKY

>>70171586

>>70177667

>>70177749
What did he do to it? Snail slime?

>>70177877
Of course

>>70177877
you know what it is...

>>70182232
Snailtare cum

>>70183437
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

I noticed that chat is gone on the Pokémon stream, but I don't think the video was edited
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzkpK6ohWt4

>>70145007

Akashi telly

>>70185515
nice!

https://twitter.com/sushishorts/status/1762671985350279617

"this is randcord alright"

https://twitter.com/axelotlcord/status/1721918485641802219

he will not stream tomorrow

>>70190424

https://twitter.com/FluorArt/status/1629146633773391873

he will stream tomorrow

>>70191612
YES!

>>70191402
Old but still funny.

>>70191797
Awww

>>70191682
lol

https://litter.catbox.moe/uy8d2w.png

>>70192786
Oooooooooooh

ToT

ITS HAPPENING!
All of VG is going to Japan
https://twitter.com/Localpuppyboi/status/1762704842076684372

>>70193145

>>70192786
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN MEEEEEEEEE

>>70193145
I remember this, it was during the really early days of HQ, man that was the golden age. All the memes.

>>70193435
i miss all the memes i might dig around and post the old ones from that time

>>70194035
that would be nice

>>70194035
Nice, let me dig up my old folders as well.

>>70194244
Nice one!

>>70194525

>>70194035

>>70194705
kek i haven't seen this one

>>70194705
kek

>>70191682

>>70194862

>>70194778

some came from discord

>>70194974
lol

>>70194930
ah, that'll do it

>>70195067

>>70194646
kek

>>70195149

>>70193121
yeah man thanks for the reminder that the only one left behind is our oshi, very nice

>>70195219

>>70194035

>>70194815

>>70195255

>>70195319

lol

>>70195319

putting in bread

>>70195414

>>70195430

>>70195440
Thank you

>>70195414
i still have links to a bunch of those old AI clips if you guys want 'em

ill continue to post the old memes in the new thread >o<

>>70195271

>>70195523
yes

I>>70195360
have a crap ton of these I can post too

>>70195359
I love that one

>>70195360
>>70195827
for as much shit as this model gets i think he's got a lovable smile

>>70195891
>he's got a lovable smile
yep

>>70195764
https://rentry.org/gydncq5q

>>70195891
I liked 1.0 because he looks so cute

>>70195923
Damn, there were more then I remember

>>70196039
Some of them were from /MANS/, some were from /vAI/. Wouldn't be surprised if it's missing a few but I think I saved all the ones I came across

>>70152525
It still hurts. They were pretty much the best vtuber wave/gen I ever watched....

>>70196125
Thanks

>>70196141
well, all good things and you know...

and this
KEK

>>70196261

>>70193435
>>70196141
Nothing beats early HQ

>>70196314
Option A

Bread.
>>70196388
>>70196388
>>70196388

>>70196371

>>70196398
Option B

>>70196371
>>70196415
Those were the days. Glad you guys were there
I was just going through a shitty divorce too, so HQ's silly antics literally helped me staying sane

>>70196603