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Hololive Global
>>699634Mori love
I love you Gura!
am chumbabby
>tfw watching both JP and NA Direct>same content>different presentation orderBut why?
>>699652Japan
FOOORU GAISfubuki cute
>it wasn't Reimu>it wasn't Aloe
FOORU GAISU HEY GUYS
>That Fubuki reaction for Fall guys switch
Fox HATE!
>>699652No idea but its fucking annoying
>>699652First time? Also sometimes the content differs slightly.
>>699652Japanese company pls undahstand
>>699652NA
FORU GAIZU
>>699652So NoA can justify their bloated budgets
Ame...where are you...I want to hear your voice again...
>FBK has reactions to the worst games
four guys!?
I love Reine!!!
HAVE SOME OF THIS
Cute cat!
I could get behind densha de go
>FALL GUYS!!!!!!!!!>FALL GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!>FALL GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Please contain yourself Friend
>>699646
Why get hype for games that play 100x better on pc
I couldn't care less about Fall Guys but Fubuki's joy at the Switch port was very endearing.
Next, please take a look at this
My friend has shit taste!
https://twitter.com/inugamikorone/status/1362169592118865920?s=20Important message from Korone
>>699672The real gamer Holo
Skyward sword...
*apologetic Japanese bow*
ENs SUCK.
>tune in to Pekora>she was just fucking monotously quiet during fall guys>tune in to Fubuki>she's clapping and cheering for fall guys
>>699685can play on toilet
Why????
>>699688>It's real
GROOSE IS LOOSE
I came here to laugh at you nanora
>>699652You low class westerners do not undahstand the differences between our cultures
did she just say super mario sunshine kek
I don't wanna wait longer... and fuck Skyward Sword. It's only good for sexual innuendo and Groose.
>an announcement of no announcementOK, I will never complain about Cover again
>Skyward Sword on switchwelp there's another zelda game for AmeTori
>>699685Portability.
>thought it was Wind Waker for half a second
I fucking forgot Skyward Sword was part of the damn leaks...
Isn't this cat supposed to be in Hololive Gamers?
I wonder if I can play SS without the fucking waggle this time...
Ame's gonna play this for sure.
Zelda's 100th port
>>699688Thanks DooG!
>Skyward sword was in 2011What the fuck
>>699526Boobs don't define the gender, tf?
I think Nintendo sucks. Look at all those ports.
>>699700You've been coming here pretty often.
PORT WIND WAKER YOU COWARDS
>>699652you gotta watch the jp direct right to left, idiot
>>699697I can do that on my Vita with Moonlight. I still think it's good that it's on Switch though.
Holy shit these frame drops
>>699676*shivers*
>Can skyward sword with a controllerFUCK YES
>>699722It's almost been 10 years since I fucked up my back playing Skyward Sword..
>has no idea what's going on in the game>fails no second day>makes retarded noises>her avatar covers half of the screenHoly fuck I knew that Gura would be bad at this game, but that was actually incredible.
>>699728Well geez. Who would have thought?
>>699715>button controlsOh thank fuck
Why ninja gaiden sigma... i DONT WANT TO BUY AN XBOX PLEASE
Who the fuck cares about this zelda, no one ever talks about it
>>699731heh
God damn these announcements suck
>>699728Kaichou you win this time
>JP shows gameplay>NA is just a voiceover explaining what it newWhy
Skyward Sword was pretty amazing desuYou could make horizontal or vertical attacks just like in OoT
>I still have my Groose folderIt's been 3000 years...
>>699709>>699697I’ve not played my switch outside of my home in the 1 year I’ve owned it...
I played breath of the wild for 30 minutes before getting bored. Does it get more interesting? Story or gameplay wise.
Why did they make tutorial video the trailer for the game?
I'm still gonna waggle, fuck you guys.
>>699734YUCK
>Fubuki claps over Joycons
>>699734
Anyone else here who doesn't play nintendo but still watching this?
Looking at all this shit games I must say that I am proud that I only play paradox grand strategy games or isometric RPGs.Holy shit people are retarded for actually liking nintendo.
Never played it but isn't skyward sword considered to be the worst 3D Zelda?
>>699749nigga this game is ten years old
>>699749Are you not watching NA?
>>699749For some reason japan thinks westerners are retarded monkeys
>>699758I mean, they look nice
Will Nintendo ever release a platform capable of actually playing previous gen and older games at a solid frame rate?
>>699745Noel...
>>699752Loose it.
can't wait for Subarus playthrough
so wheres the new games
>>699745I liked the main theme, and have a soft spot for origin stories, but the gameplay loop is dogshit.
I love Gura
>>699765by retards, yeah
>>699735
>>699745People don't talk about it because the waggle sucked shit, I'm excited to play it now that I don't have to use them.
>>699754no.
>>699740have you reached day 3 yet, thread went almost chess levels of insane at the first jorji
>>699754If you don't like it 30 minutes in, you probably wouldn't like it later on anyways, so no. It's got a lot more shit, but it's all based off the fundamentals of the first hour or two
>>699762Yeah. This is making me kind of interested in a Switch though. Ninja Gaiden trilogy is pretty cool.
>>699780T o T
>>699762I'm just reading the thread and laughing at how angry or excited anons get over this shit
>>699779Games?
I'd like to see Shuba play this sure, I actually enjoyed Skyward Sword despite it's flaws.
>>699752*trombone intensifies*
>>699696PTSD from that disaster tournament and the follow up 10 hour Fall Guys stream
>well did you rike it?
>>699780Gura's fat ass
>>699776This. She'll have fun
SPLATOON 3
>>699758they look cool tho
Would it have hurt them to show just a sneak peek of Botw2?
SPLATOON NIGGAS
Ina's gonna fucking die.
>splatoon 3 WAH
>Splatoon 3 No way
WAH!
>>699780>_master1200
Ina will tweet about splatoon
IKADACHI RISE UP
SPLATOON COLLAB
>still no original song
wah!
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648kek knew it
INAINAINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>699775We're just about to enter EN peak hours and just started a thread with fresh image slots, so you only get one more.
WAHTOON
Ya think we'll get cranky Ame in this upcoming stream? I sure hope so.
>>699740It was a good stream though.
>>699813that's her decision
fubuki's losing her shit
You can just hear Ina freaking out
>a real fucking story mode
>>699795I forgot that Peko cried over a fall guys tourney
REMOVE IKA
>Splatoon: uncharted edition
>>699782I should really see a threapist to figure out why this makes me so uncomfortable
>>699805>>699812https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648
>>699811filesize too big
I bet Ina is going crazy right now, should've streamed it.
oops
Was that splatoon intro a reference or what?
>>699834
Time to murder some salmons I guess.
Ina is so happy
>>699682>Standing right behind a firing cannonRIP Goorah
It's timehttps://files.catbox.moe/stn3fi.webm
>>699824Nah, she'll be super sweet.
>>699829>her decisionYou mean Cover's. Gura isn't an indie, she works for a company and just gets told what to do.
>>699830WAH
>>699813She's working on it.
ina is happy
>Splatoon 3here comes the cunnyfags...
>>699845Ina is inking RIGHT NOW
>>699795Oh yeah shit, that trauma...
Finally, some good fucking taste Friend
LETS FUCKING GO
>>699728>will have to buy a switch kek'd dragon
>>699857someone post the kiara copypasta about her talking about songs being 100% the girls responsibility and decision.
>2022Fuck off
OKIRO MIOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>699830Wah!
>2022 Ina...
>>699845God I wish Ina would squirt her ink all over me
>2022...
>2022Damn it
>>699851Her incredible Atlantean strength and durability makes it trivial.
>2022Will she last until then?
Huh, I thought for sure Nintendo would wait till their next console for 3.
DID YOU RIKE IT
>>699722To be fair, it was a bit of a sleeper hit for how well Zelda games normally sell due to shit timings. I would play it since I actually skipped over it
>Fubuki waking Mio upRude
>>699824Nah she'll probably be gushing over whatever is her favourite part of this stream
Ina is woomy RIGHT NOW.
ina is inking right now
I'm happy that Ina's happy about Splatoon 3
>Eventual Splatoon 3 arc in HololiveOOOOOOO
>>699877Is that Mio cunny?
>>699857>>699875That's even worse on Cover.
OCEAN CUNNYUOOOOOOHHH
Bayo 3..... Metroid 4.....
>>699835quiet!
>>699875>kiara+copypasta+about+her+talking+about+songs+being+100%+the+girls+responsibility+and+decision.txt Kinda lazy to search rn
>2022
shit Direct, at least I watched with Pekora this time
When will Gura release an original song?
>>699900S-Sugoi na
>>699903What else is new
>>699871>>699862>>699853>>699849>>699840>>699832>>699819>>699818>>699812>>699805
>no Metroidwas Prime 4 all a dream then?
>>699909No.
that was underwhelming, so much hype for nothing
>>699903You new? There's an entire copypasta about shit Cover SHOULD do and what Cover ACTUALLY does.
Did I miss botw 2?
>>699857They only tell her what she can't do, and take a cut of superchats for the service.
>>699900*SSSNNNNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*
>this will be the longest 40 minutes of my life
Alright Ame, the direct is over.. you can start SMG now.... please...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8in 40 minutes
>>699915If you rush her, we'll get garbage like Love Challenger. No one wants that.
Finished watching the Nintendo Direct with Fubuki and Pekora as we now chit chat about their amazing Bloom performance.While Astel is still to this very minute is singing at the top of his lungs in his unachived karaoke.So friends, where we at?
Shame friend couldn't wake up Mio to see it.
I don't know why I thought the first seconds of the Splatoon trailer made me think we were gonna get SMT5 news... I-I'm happy for you Ina
Wow that was awful and Ame delayed the stream 30m because of it.
guys don't go to /vp/
>>699926Just a guy apologizing and bowing his head for no info
https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362172028975910914
>>699915once cover flies her out to japan
>>699922Bayo3 was also a fever dream.
>>699900POGGERS BABY LETS GO
>>699900nice
>>699926No, they showed Skyward Sword port instead
>>699909
>>699926you missed skyward sword
>>699900PRIESTASS
>>699926Aounuma announced that there is no announcement
Uhh.. I hope Hololive boycotts Nintendo
>>699926It was announcement about being no announcement, enjoy your Skyward Sword port.
>>699900> Ina feetUuoooooooh
Oh, I didn't realize /hlgg/ was watching the direct too. I guess she must've moved it back because of it?
>>699909>Metroid 4one day...some day...
>>699867so hot!
>>699876That's only a year you faggots
>>699934That's a lot of time
>>699933SHE DIDNT NEED TO DELAY IT AAAAA
>>699942Strange direction Nintendo is taking but okay
I am crazy cute Squrl
>>699960>No Clubhouse 51What the hell do they play in collabs then when they don't know what to do?
rate the direct out of 10
WE ARE THE CHAMPIOONS
>>699909samus-chama...
>>699813>don't watch streams
>>699926Nope. Only BOTW related thing was the Musou expansion pack.
Well Fubuki got her Apex and Fall Guys on Switch and she was super happy about it. Korone, Mio and Flare are probably unironically cumming due to Splatoon 3 being announced. But then...Nintendo...your other projects...come on...
>>699973It's probably not coming out until late next year
What's the problem with this nigger?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmSfvuDLOyYHe still singing, now Queen songs "practice"
Mori love
>>699970Am I supposed to be happy every time a game is declared an epic exclusive now? It's only a year!
Yeb hehe...
Ina's losing ithttps://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362173522286583809
wow I was excited fot literally zero of thatdoesn't help that I've become bored of games I suppose
CUNNY BROS WE WON
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9HY4DsRTCg
>>699900I LOVE INA'S GIANT ASS
>>699964>【Mario Galaxy】69 Stars B) sorry for late! need to shower ^^Nevermind, she just needs to shower.
>>699976Friend made it bearable/10
>>699940>Still no DP remakeABSOLUTELY BASED AS FUCK, GEN 5 REMAKE LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
They are so close to being lovers. All it takes is the upcoming off collab once the rona shit is over. They'll have fun, giggle, drink a bit, touch each other at night, kiss, lick and more and before we know it they'll actually be a real couple.
Amelove!
>>699969nice
>>699960Have fun watching ARK until the sun explodes
>>699934>40 minutesI'm....*cough*.....gonna make it.....
>>699926look at this motherfucker
*sluuurp* *sLLUUUUUURP* *cough* *cough* ... *hIC* *cough* *SLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* *pop* *pop* *pop* *pop* *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP*
Ollie!
>>700000basd
>chaos wins>world is a wastelandGood job Chaosfags
We will luck you
>>699970The last time someone said "it's only a year from now" coof happened.
>>699999>release the next variant
>>699985Astel is literally Korone but singing endurance.
>>700000BASED AS FUCK.
>>700000HOLY BASED
>>700012WANGIE WANGIE?
Honestly, I'm willing to give Nintendo a pass this year of all years. It's got to be difficult as fuck to workshop or make significant progress on new projects during a pandemic.
>>700013ello yeb!
>>699995>sorry for late! was watching direct, need to shower ^^Updated the title again.
>>700000based
>>699995>【Mario Galaxy】69 Stars B) sorry for late! was watching direct, need to shower ^^Nevermind again, she was watching the direct AND she needs to shower.
>>700000Based
>>699995>needs to showerEntirely optional, I'd actually prefer if she'd let me lick her clean.
>>699999>>700000FUCKING BASED FINALLY
>>699999>>700000uh oh
>>700000and>>100000are the best gets
>>700000Very based.
>>700000RIGGED.But okay
>>700000>https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648Ame Love!!!
>>699985He's just some Japanese kid that's bored and stuck at home because of wuflu and he likes to sing.
>>700000Nice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8>sorry for late! was watching direct, need to shower ^^
>>6999765/10watched a Pizza Pasta man talk over it to make it watchable.
>>699974>>699990>>700013That's one hot squirrel
>>700000Oh my
>>700017Lawkeks seething
>>699985Don't underestimate somebody who sang for 23 hours and 45 minutes straight.
WE WILL LUCK YOU
>>700010IMAGINE AME GIVING YOU A REVERSE PAIZURI RIMJOB. I MEAN, SHE'S BEHIND YOU AND SHE'S SANDWICHING YOUR COCK WITH HER BREASTS WHILE LICKING AND SUCKING YOUR RIM HOLY FUCK. Sorry Teamates I just had to let this out of my system.
>>699999What a fitting number for Gurame.
>>700000BASED
>>700000Time to go and eat now i guess.
>>699999>>700000BASED Hall Of Fame!>>700000>>600000>>500000>>400000>>300000>>200000>>100000Runner Ups!>>699999>>599999>>499999>>399999>>299999>>199999>>99999
>>700017at lkeast fun was had
>>700000BASED AME LOVE
>>700010Aqua, are you ogey?
>>700000Blessed digits.
>>699999>>700000BASED AS FUCKGURAME LOVEAME LOVE
>>699995I love that she has -all fucking day- to take care of her other business, and instead she waits until it's stream time.>Sorry boss, gonna be 20 minutes late to that meeting, didn't feel like showering IN THE LAST 6 HOURS I HAD.
>>699960>no kino shuba zelda streams>suisei not playing tetris>not clubhouse 51 collabs>no ina splatoon>no ame mariofucking remove yourself
>>700000I congratulate (You)!
>>699999>>700000GURAME IS REAL, AME LOVE
>>700067>>500000 will always be the best
>>699728Kaichou...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp8nRucvXMw>【BANされたw】What is Marine going to do on this stream? Will she look at her own softcore porn like Haachama? I really hope so
>>700008It just doesn't sound the same anymore after hearing the baby-fied version
>>700000Goslings... i kneel
>>699999Based schizo>>700000GOOD SHIT TEAMMATES
Ame is showering RIGHT NOW
>>699995She's training me to shower before her streams. It's working.
>>700040>>666444 was pretty good too
>>700000>Real /ameg/ hours
>>700000AME LOVE
>>700000>>699999BASED FINALLY
>>699999>>700000Shark hands typed these posts
>>700000finally...a good get
Mama, I just killed man...
For real though, how cool would it be if we got internal holo tournaments in Splatoon 3?Would be really fun.
>>700000Based and true.
>>699976Friend remembered her friend Mio/10
>>700000AME GET
>>699985>56 hours streamed this week
>>700095Don't believe her lies.
>>700040>>700088for me, it's >>666666
>>700000/ameg/
>>699988>>699989>>699990>>699991>>699992>>699993>>699994>>699995>>699996>>699997>>699998>>699999>>700000>>700001I would also like to mention that these were all consecutive posts. Which is cool I guess.
Ame fags ruined thread.I am leaving until Mori starts streaming.Fuck you all
>>700000That's the real shit right there.
You went to Ash Wednesday Mass, right Anon?
>>699999Heh... that's quite the fitting number
>>700052binyot?
>>700090Probably just a zatsudan, her streams just get banned all the times because she uses lewd art for her thumbnails.
>>700121Later doxxbeat.
>>700121Mori threads are god awful.
>>700000ikzzzzzzz
>>699985Hes just bored. This is the same guy who is friends with Roberu who thinks streaming 2 times a day would be a bit "short"
>>700000Insanely based
>>700118all me
>>699995Why put that in the title? Just to make me horny?
>>700118kek, love this soundpost
>>700000ULTRA BASED
>>700121t. SEAnigger
>amelia delayedWHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>699976this is the state of Nintendo?/10
>>700126no mass, mum gave me a bag of blessed ash
Will she get shadowbanned tonight?
>>700118Is there really so little activity outside of this general?
Ina being hyped about Splatoon 3 is cute!https://twitter.com/ninomaeinanis/status/1362171855214235648
>>700000>The goslings won
>>699976botw 2 isn't real/10
>>700090she talked in the morning at how it keeps happening frequently lately
>>699781So which one's the worst, then?
>>700115Best one so far
I can't believe I just watched a fucking Nintendo Direct just to watch along with Friend.
>>699976Meh /10
>>700118now this is an abstract kind of get
>【Mario Galaxy】69 Stars B) sorry for late! was watching direct, need to shower ^^God damn, we could have had an Iname watchalong collab.
>>700154this place was made for hlgg to begin with
>>700121t. chumbud
>>700000Holy fucking based
>>700154We are 80% of the board activity even during deadhours, so yes.
Please watch astelhttps://youtu.be/hmSfvuDLOyY
After watching the direct what games do you want your oshi to play
>>700168Anon Iname don't collab anymore...
>>699985Astel is one the few hardcore streamers in all of holopro, maybe in general
>>700149shower
>>700157Cute!
>>700000/AmeG/
>>700164You did it for friend, don't worry
>>700149DAD NO PLEASE I'LL GET A JOB TOMORROW I SWEAR
>>700168>shitty direct delayed ameFUCK
>>700168Iname bros are delusional
>>700133yes
>>700000PERFECT GET FOR PERFECT GIRLS++
>>699999>699999Jesus christ those numbers
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1303864297383243776Can you guys see this when you go to her page directly?
>>699937Right here!
>>700149you see something like this and it makes you laugh, huh?
>>700175Not my oshi but i really want Mori to go through the no more heroes series
>>700154Yes
>>699976Friend and Bully's reactions made it fun/10
>>700174He's still singing? >>700175Mario Golf was made for fun collabs
They are
>>700168next week
>>700174Please watching astel he’s been singing 8 hour now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE NUMBERLONI
>>700000Good work, detective!
>>700174Queen is so fucking hype, It's 1AM but I have nothing tomorrow/today, so I'll skip sleep to watch Ollie/Mori and Kiara's collab after that
>>700149Literally me
>>700198I do, and I'm tired of pretending it doesn't.
>>700149What'd he do?
I WANT TO MATING PRESS ZOOMBIE I WANT TO HUFF ZOOMBRAP I WANT TO SNIFF HER STITCHES I WANT TO EAT OLLIE'S ROTTING FLESH SCRAPS I WANT TO FIND NEW BODY PARTS FOR OLLIE WHEN THE OLD ONES FALL APART I WANT TO GIVE OLLIE MY TYPE O+ BLOOD SO SHE CAN SURVIVE THE BODY PART GRAFTING I WANT TO TAKE PARTS OFF OF ZOOMBIE SO I CAN MAKE HER A SIBLING I WANT TO SHOOT OLLIE WITH A .44 MAGNUM 6 TIMES I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BILE I WANT TO BRUSH ZOLMBIE TEETH I WANT TO WIPE THE BLOOD OFF OF ZOOMBIE AND DRINK IT I WANT ZOOMBIE TO WRAP ME IN HER TONGUE AND BEAT ME UP I WANT ZOOMBIE TO POUNCE ON ME I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SCREAM IN MY EARS AND CHASE ME THROUGH A MANSION I WANT TO INFECT ZOOMBIE WITH A VIRUS AND WATCH HER MUTATE I WANT TO GET CRUSHED BY ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SIT ON MY FACE I WANT TO LIGHT ZOOMBIE ON FIRE WITH A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL I WANT TO SET OFF A CAR ALARM TO SUMMON A HORDE OF ZOOMBIES I WANT TO EAT THE NAGGOTS OUT OF ZOOMBIES PUSSY I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SLOWLY REMOVE MY LIMBS WITH A PENCIL I WANT TO POUND OLLIE SO HARD HER LIMBS FALL OFF I WANT TO SLOWLY TAKE OFF HER STITCHES I WANT LOOK FOR A WAY TO REVIVE ZOOMBIE I WANT TO CLONE ZOOMBIE AND USE HER CLONES TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD I WANT TO CREATE A BUNCH OF ROBOTS FOR ZOOMBIE CLONES TO FIGHT I WANT TO FUCK ZOOMBIE IN THE MISSIONARY POSITION I WANT TO HAVE BEASTIALITY SEX WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO BURY ZOOMBIE ALIVE THEN DIG HER UP I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO LIVE A NICE ISLAMIC LIFE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT ZOOMBIE TO SNAP MY SPINE LIKE A TWIG I WANT TO BRING ZOOMBIE TO THE GYM TO HEAR HER BED VOICE I WANT TO SURVIVE AN APOCALYPSE I WANT TO POG-GASM WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO PUT ZOOMBIE IN THE BOSTON CRAB AND MAKE HER TAP OUT I WANT TO GERMAN SUPLEX ZOOMBIE WITH ZOOMBIE I WANT TO THROW ZOOMBIE OFF OF A 8 STORY BUILDING ONTO A BURNING TABLE I WANT I WANT TO EAT A WORM OUT OF ZOOMBIES ASSHOLE ZOOMBIE TO EAT MY BRAIN AND COCK SO I CAN COOMBIE OLLIE AFTER SEX WITH ME https://streamable.com/d9bdkd
>>700198Looks pretty funny to me.
>>700000this is only fitting
>>700149Man, my family isn't the best, but I'm glad I didn't grow up with fucking psychos like this. Makes me appreciate more that my Dad just flat out didn't care about me growing up, instead of beating the shit out of me.
>>700175Polka playing the detective games or that weird Story/Platformer by the Danganronpa(sp???) team would be interesting
>>700193Probably, if you scroll down 10 minutes. Look at the date on that tweet.
>>700000Fuckin based
>>700174I fucked off after he reached ~4 hours, sorry
>>699999>>700000ABSOLUTELY BASED AME LOVEGURAME LOVE
>>700193actually no, wtf
https://streamable.com/d4dos5
>>700193It's from September 9th
>>700193What is this? Gura masturbating while using live2d?
Anyone have a link to that Sameket thing? Google isn't giving any results
you're currently showering right? if you shower now, you'd be showering along with Ame
>>700000Basiert
>>699647shark mommy love!
I love fbk's outro
>>700126Why would you save this image without the song?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yI8i2WWrtxA
>>699999>>700000absolutely based
>Autoplays to thisYoutube finally did something right
>>699933She just want to be clean for you Gosling chama
>>700067>Not linking>>666666
Gura where's the stream reservation...
>>700248
>>700251I fucking love this erotic shark mommy ToT
>>700247https://same.ketto.com/
>>700248I have a rratAme hates the "doesn't shower often" rrat, so she intentionally showers before streams and announces it
why didnt amelia just watch the direct with us?
>>700272>>666666 was based as fuck
>>700277I'd buy it
I want to make Gura dress up like an Inkling in insanely tight spats and then touch her easily visible puffy mons through them
Grinding fallout 76 Fasnacht Day with Amelia Watson!
>>700277I'd hate it too considering how often she kills it only for people to completely ignore it
>>700277That's a pretty believable rrat.
>>700000Blessed get
>>699990Thanks Risu
>>700286because she has 2 other streams after it
>>700277No, she suspects TEAMATES don't shower and is putting out propaganda to promote showering.
>>700000Ame is in the shower - RIGHT NOW.What do you do?
>>700286How'd you know if she wasn't, anon?
>>700090That's past tense, not present/future tense.
>>700277I mean she was pretty clear the 1 week shower thing was a long time ago when she was depressed and in a bad place in general, but clipniggers twisted that narrative so I actually believe that.
I'm gonna say what you're all thinking. "If I could understand Japanese, Miko would be my oshi."
>Astel is still singingWhat the fuck
>astel singing from 12am to 8amkneel
>>700277But does she shower on days where she doesn't stream?
Gura doesn't have a debuff voice.
Buenos dias
>>700292Based
>>700000GO AME GO
>>700298I wonder if project Diva will be moved back? Doesn't matter since I would have to watch the VOD anyways because it's too late for me.
>>700312maybe before the model change
>>700298and? it only started an hour before her mario stream.
>>700302I ENTER
>>700317No
>>700277>>700294she should just take the Aki and Mel route and do shower/bath twitcasts
>>700312You misspelled Kanata there bud
>>700273>reach-around
>>700303I hope you washed behind your ears Ame!
>>700277People actually think ame doesn’t shower? It’s obvious she was talking about when she was in a bad place during her life and not currently
>>700272And this was on a "trans rights" OP
>>700313>>700314Astel singing mind
>>700312I'm pretty sure you're thinking Subaru
>>700327because she didn't feel like doing it
the digital one...
>>700286she wanted the freedom to say every game looked like shit and liberally throw around racial slurs
And so we enter peak EN hours.>Ame in 20 minutes>Gura in 2 hours>Mori in 3 hours>Takotori in 4 hours>Ame again in 5 hoursWe have been rewarded for our patience these past 2 days and I treasure our bounty.
>>700323It's in like 7 hours so unless she plays Mario for 7 hours I doubt it
>>700001Don't mind me. Just checking>>696969
>>700302
i saw you all posting about how "bad" gura was at the game yesterday and how she was "retarded" for getting confused in a game that throws way too much information at you all at once and then penalizes you for taking your time... you guys are assholes. >:(
>>699999Cringe>>700000Based
>>700272Based as fuck, holy shit
>>700312Wrong member of Gen 0, but you were close!
>>700340Yeah, she got slightly upset one time on-stream because chat kept making fun of her and she had to clarify it again.
Housewife Gura
>>700312This bit with polka
>>700000Based, AMELOVE
>>700361t. Ame
>>699900
>>700355Cool. Too bad it's now midnight and I gotta get up at 6am. Have fun bros, it'll be VODs for me
>>700307You are right, i thought it was written with the small つ to indicate past but no. Have to do my reps
Astel please, this is unhealthy.
>>700361Gura is retarded
>>700361Gura got the hang of it towards the second half of the stream.
Would you fertilize tenchou's eggs?
>>700361>t. the rest of EN
Trying not to sound like a broken record- I'm just reposting it enough so the anons who were interested earlier manage to catch it.>Hello friends!As promised, here's that Hololive EN character pool for XCOM 2Preview Video: [Streamable] Hololive EN XCOM Draft2 wa2 (embed)Pastebin with the file and the workshop requirements:https://pastebin.com/aGw1N1wZ (embed)I tried to keep it down on required mods, but it still ended up being a lot. Fortunately most of the required mods are already popular for their utility (more faces/more hairs/ more colors) so they should be useful to your game outside of just this character pool.If you don't download the requirements and just use the character pool, it technically will still work, but they'll be broken colors, missing armor, etc. Do so at your own risk.>>689660>Honestly XCOM would be nice streaming content. It would, but also it has a bit of a learning curve upfront. I almost think it's at the darkest dungeon tier of you have to have a failed playthrough first to really understand how to play and go on to win the next campaign.I'm not sure any holo would be up for that sort of commitment. >>692067>Good thing to wake up to. Thanks anon, I look forward to sharing stories about these runs with you all.Please, do post funny screenshots of gura missing 85% shots!
>>700355Based Unitychad.
>>700355Takotori is 5 hours from now
>>700383
>>700000Eternally, extremely, unbelievably, unfathomably, based as fuck
>>700277I believe it. Ame is more than likely the type of person that can handle big heat, but not small dumb shit like that. "Haha Ame doesn't own a fork", then she announces she bought 45 forks.. That type of shit. But you can can say all the mean and nasty shit you want, she can handle it. But no, never fucking joke about her not showering or not owning a single fork. She's sensitive to that.
>>700361ogey gayra
>>700383has he been singing the entire time? holy fuck.
>>700312Would probably be Polka or Rushia then but Miko is good too
J*** W*** U*, how was Bloom?
>>700374>>700387what did they mean by this?
>>700312You're right, anon. Marine would be my oshi!
>>700312weird way to say Okayu
>>700378I'd feel bad for you EUbro but your people ruined RDR for Goya.
>>700361It's okay Gura, I don't mind how retarded you are!
What is the longest amount time Astel has sang for
>>700312for me, it's marine
>>700402cute
i WANT to watch AME but she has to WASH her smelly CUNT after watching a COMMERCIAL for NINTENDO. it's not FAIR
>>700352This is true!https://files.catbox.moe/i7sshy.webm
>>700348better answer. should've said that first, faggot.
>>700361Ame you don't need to defend you wife she did good in the 2nd half but her brain was low on fuel
>>700369Very nice.
>>700423He did a 24 hours utawaku with a few small breaks.
>>700000BASED GET
>>700423>24 hours
>>700312Roboco's lovely voice for me.
>>700410cool as fuck.we got lots of nice songs and apparently a fucking anime(?)also SEAniggers tried to force another kiara rrat and failed like usual
>>700386I thought she didn't lay eggs.
>>700410Mori ruined the collab.
>>700361You forgot the streamer debuff. That's -20 iq by itself.
>>7004231 day
>>700312Weird way to spell Polka
what compels someone to not eat food for over a day straight?
>>700410Gura showed up and suplexed miko it was crazy Mori said nigger 40 times over the beat of live again pekora counted numbers and polka shot up the concert very crazy
>>700439>>700443>>700452Jesas. The fuck is this guy made out of
>>700447not with that attitude.
>>700332God I fucking wish, my dick would explodeWomen bathing is the apex for me, theres nothing better
>>700457chocolate milk
>>700361But she is retarded, it doesn't mean I like her less...
I can't believe Ina said this..
>>70042324 hours
>>700457Her period.
>>700457Depression
>>700463Autism and seaweed
>>700457calm down amerifat
>>700332This
>>700457I eat one meal a day and sometimes things get in the way of that meal.
>>700355our content larder is full, brother. but may we also never forget the hunger we felt in its absence
>>700312Nah, it'd be okayu or maybe koroneThey're still my favorites after Ina
>>700361I'm starting to think Gura's fans only watch her game streams because they want to feel better about themselves by watching someone they perceive to be dumber than them. Once Gura got serious and started playing the right way people stopped talking about the stream. It's pretty annoying knowing that people view her as some kind of clown.
>>700457Doing your haachama cooking reps.
>>700118>ytmnd era ogeydamn, based whoever made this.
>>700404Did you miss his literal 24 hour karaoke?
>>700469I can and I will defend her stance.
Apexbros, no matter how many bricks anon throws at you, Apex will be FOREVER.
>>700466you looked at >>700273, right?
>>700457Forgetting to eat. Do you really never forget to eat when you've got other shit to do anon? You're not some kind of fatass addicted to sugar, are you?
>>700332Does Festival still do bath twitcasts?
>>700461>Trying to distract attention from the unforgiveable shit that Ina did during Bloom by throwing the other girls under the busTypical Tako
>>700332>>700466>How would you even know it's me showering? I could just but on a loop of shower noises and you would never know.
>>700361This, the game is like 9 years old and people already know how the mechanics work, she did pretty good IMOoutside of re-starting multiple times on the dead end of course
>>700457Shitty diet, depression, being a /fast/fag
>>700312Ina would still be my oshi but I would watch okayu,towa and rushia alot more often
>>700489yeah? excuse me for not keeping tabs on holostars.
>>700361But Gura pressing every button except the ones she needed to for like 15mins was funny. Best part is she read the instructions and there was even a picture and she still didn't get it.
>>700485except for the brown thing, this looks yummy
>>700457valheim
>>700410Very good and it was 2h30 long
>>700457work, stress, laziness
>>700469I was listening to this and then your soundpost synced perfectly with it. I kneel takobro
>>700463The rawest form of weaponized autism.
>>700484Weird take but I doubt it. If anything Gura's fans probably stayed the whole time and enjoyed her slowly improving whereas the people who don't really care for her just stopped watching once they realized she was actually learning.
>>700383>watched him in the morning bc dead hours>went to work>come back>still singinghow does he do it?Also, SC disable?No archive?does he hate money or what?
>>700457I forget to eat all the time
>>700457depression
>>700361it was retardkino
>>700499I wish Ame really tried this so she gets called out and then feels pressured to do a real one
Gura isn't trying hard enough to be funny.
>>700508The chocolate or the giant crocodile claw?
>>700497It was hot though
>>700004holy FUCK this scared me
>>700457bulimia. probably why she has lockjaw too.
>going to miss every single upcoming stream today because I'm a wagie
Towa's cute hip wiggles!
>>700484I would watch Gura do nothing but stare at the screen in silence for an hour.
>>700484yes that’s why Gura maintained 26k average over the entire stream, people actually secretly hate her and don’t want her to improve! It’s just jokes anon, don’t get caught up in it
>>700528She doesn't have to, she's a comedic genius as is.
>>700433did amelia ever defend gura's gameplay? links pl0x
>>700457laziness
>>700528https://streamable.com/jczun9
>>700494I've had it saved since the anon made that art when she first said that all those months ago>>700499I dont even care as long as she said it was her I'd believe her 100% and blow 20 loads
>>700528I actually think she's trying a little too hard
>>700528Are you ogey anon? https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/search/image/U91anhUaVkPlq4V4wMu_Pw/
>>700544imagine having to slave even during the meme lockdown. good lord anon.
>>700493You need to be playing APEX for the FULL Hololive Experience.
>>700528Last stream she was trying too hard desu
>>700361But we still love Gura! We love Gura even if she only thinks about boiling eggs in her bathtub!
>>700521Nah, He's klinda based nglhttps://streamable.com/tj6tbuAlso, if this was archived it would literally be his 3rd most watched video, the other tow are song covers
>>700549holy shit that might be the first time I've seen "pl0x" in like 15 years. you just triggered an insane amount of nostalgia
>>700521He's doing a new pattern reveal for his outfit on Sunday, so he told his viewers to save it for that.
>>700531chocolate
*casts a spell to make Gawr Gura enter her APEX arc*
>>700484
>>700493I fucking hate this game and I wish I could stop playing it
>>700526>>700554sickos
>>700559The state of gura antis
>>700577w00t
>>700361yeah, the game looked hard to me too
>>700546You can look at a picture for that.
>>700560Different Anon but even though I work at home, I've actually needed to do my job this past week and even having streams in the background is too much of a distraction for me.
>>70042324hrs, 183 songs
>>700587I love you Ame
>>700559hahaha what a fucking loser
>>700549>pl0xWhere the fuck did you even come from?
>>700531>giant crocodile claw>brown
>>700340I wanted to make a joke that Ame is probably older than a majority of her fanbase, but now I wonder if it's possible to just straight out ask Ame what the demographics of her viewers are. That'd make for an interesting conversation to have onstream.
Wat was Friend's best reaction? Splatoon 3?
>>700577zomg free soff pl0x trim arnor plz
>>700457vidya
>>700587What's wrong with watching/listening to a girl shower, ame? You watch young boys buttpound eachother
>>700463Apex
>>700582Might actually get her to collab with zombie or fucking anyone so I'm down with it.
How do we save Kiara? 90k viewers after a 2 hour stream is pretty bad... oh wait
>>700390Thank you for this, anon
>>700528She's best when she just relaxes and has fun without trying hard
>>700531Ahaha, man you know you're really acclimated to hololive culture when the chocolate is more offensive in this image than the crocodile claw....which I'd agree to, the orange sauce already looks sweet and adding chocolate probably removes any savory aspect of anything on the plate
>>700610Apex
>>700361stop defending your girlfriend Ame, She is just a lil bit more retarded than you
>>700528She doesn't need to try at all, she's naturally hilarious.
>>700355Kind of poetic that there's a surge of EN streams after the Bloom concert.
I hope Ame doesn't jump into the game right away and talks about Bloom and the direct instead.
>>700604Hes time travelling from 2006
>>700592i'm horrible when it comes to expiration dates because i always assume that as long as the number is less than the number on the date it's good when it's actually the opposite.
>>700609Isn't revealing demographic information banned after the Taiwan incident?
who is mamaloni?why does takamori make her so thirsty?is she related to the pepeloni?the no one?what is a mamaloni?how can it be crunchy?are the rrats ogey?
>>700621i love kiara too!
>>700457I forget to eat all the time sometimes I'll just grab a bag of chips and that'll be the only thing I eat and sometimes I forget to eat that too don't get me started on drinking
>>700609Now I'm wondering if there are kids whose first love is Ame.
>>700582If it means she gets to collab with her sempai's, then I'll allow it
>>700610four guys
>>700580Yeah, the chocolate was a bit of a failure. She had wanted to inject it inside, like some fancy restaurants do (apparently?). But she didn't prep the meat for it, so there was no hollow part to inject into. The melted chocolate just sort of spilled out of where she was trying to inject as an unappetizing blob.
>>700361
I'm STILL thinking about how long it took Gura to scan the desk.
>>700559Shills Watame... shills homosharts... shills Risu... bandwagons on the latest anti Gura rrats...it's SEA
>>700630Wasn't that old news
>>700582>APEX arc actually has Gura collab with someoneDO IT WATAMAGEFUCKING DO IT
Mamaloni.... is not ogey.... at all...
>>700609Grey fanbase? Adolecents and young adults, slighly older than Gura's.Members - older, 23-30?
>>700629Croc is good if cooked well. Tasted like chicken, with the stringy texture of fish a little. The chocolate is clearly the offensive part of throwing it onto a random ass dish.
Any archivefags out there know the correct procedure on archiving Bloom from SPWN with something like youtube-dl? I was able to successfully do it for Beyond the Stage but I can't seem to get it right for Bloom.
>>699999>>700000based
I can't believe how excited I am for a regular Ame stream
>>700609There are lot of teamates in chat who talk about missing class or being in class. Hilariously enough I'm a literal ojisan and Ame is my oshi for some reason.
Ame chat is open
>>700648Ame is my second love and set me free from heartbreak
>>700312That's a weird way to spell Flare.
>>700663She forgot her meds...
>>700663That's what happens when you're off your meds and reality crashes into you hard.
>>700663She's prepping for her greatest piece yet
>>700582during her last collab with Ame she asked if they could play more Apex she'll probably be entering her own arc soon once she gets over her Viking game addiction
>>700361I find Gura's retardation very endearing. It's one of the reasons I love her so much.
>>700654by the looks I thought it wasnt a sweet meal, I hate bittersweet food
>>700645Mamaloni is the loan shark that is keeping cover alive Takamori is his favorite meal he loves the girls he wants to whore them out Mamaloni is a very dark personRrats are never ogey but it's all a work brother this is all a dream you've been in a coma for 9 years wake up
>>700600...I should watch the homos more.
Ame's bath water...
>Waiting quietly
>>700663If she doesn't revive for the karaoke on the weekend, then we can start worrying.
Astel is a beast.
>>700677made better by it being Mario Galaxy, a game she's enjoying.
Could you imagine the amount of guilt Mori would feel if she found out she was directly responsible for a literal /u/schizo's mental breakdown and suicide?
>>700667I've never tasted crocodile but I've had alligator jerky, which was awful and really really dry and toughBut a nicely cooked crocodile sounds interesting, idk where I'd find it to try it though
>>700000incredibly based
>>700663Its just not the same after the yab...
>>700312lol,no
>>700668Literally on nyaa
>>700390I forgot the preview video!https://streamable.com/ro4n5v>>700626You're very welcome- hopefully the mod requirements aren't too daunting.
>>699999>>700000BASED BASED BASED
>>700713No males
>>700698>Viking game addictionI don't know why I didn't think about this until reading your post, but do you think that Ame loves Oblivion so much because all her genmates are playing skyrim and ame is a huge contrarian so has to play oblivion to feel better?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8it's beginning
>>700663
I'm gonna release my pent up SC all over her face.
>>700727That doesn't answer the question
>>700728she 'mirin
I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW THAT AMELIA WATSON IS A PRETTY COOL GAL
>>700728Hesitation is defeat.
>>700000Based Ame!
Thoughts?
>>700720I blame kiara for being a faggot>look at all the work I did for YOU!fuck thathttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/87772890nice
>>700390it probably is since it just seems like aesthetic changes, but is it WOTC compatible?
>>700746She just showered!
>>700728Damn right.
does anyone know what proportion of each holoEN's fans are japanese and/or non-western? based on the anons here it seems calli has the most japanese fans but it would be interesting to know what the others' stats are. my oshi is Ame so if someone knows hers then that would be cool
>>700545>"The fuck is she doing? Oh right, we are dancing"
I can't wait to see my oshi
Do you guys think Ame would be able to get 120 stars in Galaxy if she wanted to?I think she has the ability to do so if she tries, as many attempts as it would take for a few of them, but I imagine she'd just be really unwilling to do some like the purple coin comets.
>>699999disgusting. they're doing it for the lulz and if you believe they're anything more than friends you're kidding yourself.
>>700776hehehe yeb
>>700000dope based suprelit
>>700609Gura is undoubtedly older than her average fan easily>>700678some could be college/university students but I digress
Chumbuds will defend thishttps://files.catbox.moe/437vyq.mp3
>>700695Unironically this
>>700776YEB
>>700385Could just be that it was mostly fresh content to her, but she was much more entertaining when she wasn't focusing on the game during the first half. Second half was a bit boring because she was so focused.
There it is!
>>700000about time /ameg/ snatch one these
She's live
What did Fubuki say after the direct, was she excited about anything?
>>700781*blocks Ame's path to 120 stars*
>>700778Ame was massively NA only last time it was posted.
>>700720She wont care, Kiara might join her however
>>700804Kek
KFP,do your reps.
Finally, after ten thousand years, we can see Ame again.
>>700588>>700658>Liking Watame is bad>Holostars is bad>saying KFP and Deadbeats donate more than Chumbuds which is a proven fact means you're an antiYou guys need thicker skin. Females are less sensitive than you.
>>700271Alright, alright. I'll make it now.
>>700802She said Poppi QTπ is hotter than Pyra and Mythra and then scatted for the rest of the Direct.
Thoughts?https://files.catbox.moe/lu5teh.png
>>700644Maybe not screencap and show the data that YouTube compiles, but I'd be interested to hear Ame's own takeaways of her viewership data. She jokes about surveying for market analysis at times too, so it's not like she isn't thinking about it.>>700678I noticed that too. Not a knock on the older viewers, it's just the impression I have.
>>700781You are expecting too much, she ain't Okayu
>>700765It was designed with WotC in mind- almost all the required mods in the pastebin are WotC dependent. I think, technically, it would work/load into vanilla XCOM 2, without the WotC expansion, but they'd be so broken as characters- and you'd have to do so much fixing, you might as well make them from scratch.
>>700778Ame almost definitely has the largest US audience of anyone in hololive, likely by a large margin
>>700820go back
>>700804
Basado
>>700827Collab soon
>>700668I'm using streamlink for this. Grab the URL for the index.m3u8, including the start and end get arguments. Copy the CloudFront-Key-Pair-Id, CloudFront-Policy and CloudFront-Signature cookies from the request and pass them in as http-cookies. It should then grab the vod.
Hololive Alt is exciting, sure. But...What if?
Ame!
>>700820Stop being like this
>>700842kek
>>700795YEB? Really Ame? In this thread, on this board, in this time zone?
>>700827HOT
>>700842Kek
>>700827Ina is so flat that her boobs don't even show
>>700842INAFF
Ame... turn on super chats onegai
>>700842Based
SHE'S HERE
>>700827Too anatomically wonky to be hot.
Holy shit my oshi is streaming and she is cuter than ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IC_zuFwz0q8&ab_channel=WatsonAmeliaCh.hololive-EN
AME I LOVE YOU!
>>700067>500k GET was 02/11>700k GET was 02/17200,000 posts in less than a week...>this fucking board was made on 01/29>according to the archive digger anon we're 57% of the posts on this boardWe made nearly 400,000 posts in twenty days.../po/ has been here for four years, and by the end of the month our /vt/ threads alone will have a higher post count...
>>700801She really is
Ames doing her reps, are you doing yours?
shower btw wow she really is insecure about it lmao
Did Ame changed her settings? Game looks significantly better
>>700842fuck you, you owe me new sides
finally...
Releasing my pent-up superchat all over Ame!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIM RELEASING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ame's voice is deeper than usual
>>700361Why have you been making this bait all day to get people to shit on Gura. Are you that jealous because she is better than your oshi?
AME DOESN'T EVEN CARE HOW LONG SHE DIDN'T SEE USTHE AUDACITY
>>700717He really is. His stamina alone is proof enough of his skill, if you aren't singing with good technique you'll degrade your voice over time, but he has such support and control he can keep it up nearly indefinitely. His range is savage too and when he wants to he can use nice distortion.If you count holostars he's the only one I've heard who unequivocally trumps Gura at top performance and he's way more consistent than she is too.
>>700457Valheim and chocolate milk.
Unnnnhhhh releasing my pent up superchats all over Ame's sweaty tits!!!
God her voice is so fucking cute bros...
UNLEASH YOUR PENT UP AGRRESION ON AME
That nervous titter when she said release the pent up superchats.
>Ame worked out and then went the entire day without showering until just nowJESAS
Don't open.
I should shower too...but I don't want to miss the stream...
>>700873>>>
>>700876The power outages are making it hard atm
>>700878It's not moving much yet.
I want to smell Ame
New lore: Ame works out before streams, and that's why she always showers right beforehand.
Ame HATED IT
>You like my smell? Ew.
>you like my smell? eww
F A L L G U Y S
>>700877She literally said in the same question that her stinky days were back when she was depressed and that she showers regularly now. Literally only clipniggers and smellfags in these threads kept bothering her about not showering.
>>700842>
that "ew" was so visceral, so powerful
>EWI dont feel so good bros
SHE HATED THE DIRECT BROS WHAT THE FUCK
>>700873THE NUMBERS
>>700912I dont think anyone liked it
>>700824based friend
I look forward to the Mario Golf collab stream
>Are you excited for... FALL GUYS ON THE SWITCH?lmao Ame
>>700928>500 days without a nintendo direct>Thats all they give us>The worst new smash characters
>>700805>>700836oh that's interesting, I wonder why that is. because ame gives off more "american girl next door" vibes?was the data posted in /jp/ or /vt/ last time?
>>700924Feels good to not be a smellfag
>>700842These fucking phone edits are gonna be the end of me
>>700928my xenosperg friend did
I love Amelia Watson of hololive EN!
>>700793There are better singers in hololive, but no one else has made me genuinely tear up like Gura.
>>700000indisputably based
sea slut?
>>700941thats not bylethor incenaroaror kenor banjo
Ame is cuter than usual today
At least she didn't mention apex
>>700842holy fucking shit
>>700928People who like good games like Xenoblade 2 liked the Smash reveal.
>>700950Same, smellfags are the fucking nastiest most subhuman freaks ever. Literally almost any fetish is better. Even fattyfuckers are a little better, although fat people tend to smell bad so those kind of go hand in hand.
>>700929
Is she really allowed to mention male streamers like that? I thought maybe manager-san would bonk her for that.
>>700903Just watch it on your phone bro
>>700842lmao
>>700824Based, and Poppilled.
PINGU!
>broke the joyconBased
>>700941>>700968Shut the fuck up, you have an entire board for global phenomenon posting
All those controller smashings is finally catching up
ame is ame than usual
>>700948Her personality just feels familiar to me personally as an american
>>700982Not really, that’s a sign of anger issues. Ergo, that is unattractive behaviour. No one wants a girl who breaks their shit.
>>700842multi-phone whoreposting!
Ame showers?
>>700842>Your oshi can't fly, you know who else can't fly? Whores.
>>700975
>ah my stick feels funkyMine too, Ame
WHY IS MY CONTROLLER BROKEN I ONLY SMASH IT AS HARD AS I CAN INTO MY DESK WHEN I DIE IN THIS GAME FOR BABIES!
>Smashes controller when angry>"My controller is messing up" :(
>>700983Wow, reality is stranger than fiction.
ORCA FUCKING HATE
>>700997based doesn't mean attractive retard
>>700997I want Ame to break my balls. Ergo, you're fucking wrong.
>>700997ogey
FUCK ORCA NIGGERSORCA HATE
Ame is more than usual today!
>>700975What did Noel do to you?
>>700819I can't be the only one bothered with how she stretches one side of her character's faces when in 3/4 perspective.
>>700997I want Ame to break me
>>700976Who's perspective is this disaster supposed to be from.
*ahem*Fuck penguins.
GO MARIO GO
>>700976
>>700997>anger issues. Ergo, that is unattractive behaviourWhat kind of weak faggot am I looking at
>Go Mario GoSHE'S!
For once I will sponfeed -a supa means super as in super cute and funny-why 1500 posts? It's paying homage to the greatest truck ever the RAM 1500-what rrat? It is a chip that all hololive members have from yagoo that can shut them down when needed-what is ogey? Ogey means oda nobunaka -what is reps that means reproduction since this is a breeding forum-why 300 images? For Sparta-who is pekora? Nobody knows don't ask-how soundpost? Don't take your meds and astral project into 4channel -why no stream? Sex -gosling? Yes Ryan gosling posts here and gives live reactions -who SEA? It's talking about Somalian pirates that come here -what is kfp? Kiara fries people-who is Damascus ? An eldritch being that comes here Enjoy posting :)
<GO MARIO GOSHE'S HEEEEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE
Ame's voice is pure sex right now
>>700975>smellfags are the fucking nastiest most subhuman freaks everDon't you dare say that about Ame's wife
>>701026Be fat.
GO MARIO GOOO
>>700948Probably multiple factorsHer times are pretty much only convenient for west coast USA, usually everyone else is asleep or about to go to sleep (east coast US)And like you said she really does give off a very american girl vibe and most of her stories are really relatable to americans, especially poorfag ones, as evidenced by how often Ame gets "do Americans really?" In these threads compared to the other girls
SEA CREATURES HATE
cute menhera
>>700997Speak for yourself. I want Gura to beat me in bed.
>>701022>>701020>>701017>>701031Based is attractive, breaking shit is not attractive and wastes money, it’s also a sign of bad character. Calling something based means you like it, but no human would think breaking things is based, so that makes it unbased
>>701068wrong
>>701003>>701049Gura likes to smell good smelling things, she doesn't like BAD smells you retards, watch her streams.
>>700976>coco will never break your nose by quashing your face with her melons
>>701068didnt read but based
>>701001every day there is a stream
can anybody tell me where ame is on her cycle?
>>700973>good games like Xenoblade 2
>>701068Based means high on crack, cracker.
>>701068your post is unbased and cringe
>>701068I still want Ame to break my balls, and your blubbering didn't change that.
AME YOU COWARD.
>>701085Yes
>>700995I can understand what you mean, as a non-american she does come across as a very normal american girl compared to calli's more funnier american persona
>>700887nigga i just got back from a 3 dayer. i haven't been keeping up with threads today.
>>701030Well thanks, now I can't unsee that.
>>701068I used to break desks controllers and walls, meaning ame is just like me, therefore attractive
Went dumpster diving againThey're getting odd in Russia againAlso they Goslingpost as well
>>701077>smells her used floss>smells her cotton swabs after sticking them in her ear
>>701086Same with bump
>>701084Stage 7
>/ameg/ is backbetter than dealing with homo hours at least
>>701101Not because she likes the smell you fucking clipfaggot.
>>701068breaking shit is based i dont care what you say
its the korewaeden music
>>699976I was watching a Welsh Sheep girl watching the Direct and the Sheep was the best part of the stream
https://twitter.com/anyamelfissa/status/1362182081409736704
>>701108go back
>>701068Again see >>701065
>what is this a baby game?
>>700472>>700502>>700512>>700538>>700524>>700550>>700457It's almost like people entirely forget that she needs a schedule to eat, otherwise she forgets.
Whens No More heroes permissions
>>701126UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
>what is this a baby gameSHES HERE
>>701126based
>>701126OK I love the dagger now
Yes, Ame
>>701068Well i agree, getting mad and having discussions is normal when you have someone... but the moment when the bitch start breaking shit is the moment when you kick her ass out of the housefuck those mentally unstable whores
>what is this a baby gamewell yes
>>701108gonna cry?
>>701044Based spoonfeeder
>>701093kek
>>701126That emoji is forever ruined
>>699976I can play skyward sword soon so there's that.
>what is this a baby gamejust because you aren't dealing with OBS delay anymore doesn't mean you can insult the game like that Ame
>>701108Your oshi will peg a homo and you will like it.
>>701055I see I see, thank you for explaining in particular the time zone factor. yes her childhood stories do fit the stereotype of poor americans that get shown in films and tv. makes sense
>>701134all of those posts were made by me
>>701134Someone needs to take care of her.Don't worry guys, I think I can handle it.
>>701008"What is this a baby game?"Shes here
Posted in memoriam
>>701068Wrong, girls breaking shit and being angry is hot as fuck.https://streamable.com/7z8wkt
Ame's voice is really nice today
>>701044Fuck off spoonfeeder
>>701136What you got against NMH faggot?
who goes 'wooo, spiders!!'
>>701136You don't want NMH permissions? Fuck you.
Went to check the schedule, saw this.Kiara covered Ina's face . . .
I've been really enjoying Ame's playthrough of SMG. The fact that it's not plot heavy so she can just fuck around helps some, I bet.
ame looks stoned
>Maybe if I bang it, it'll fix itself.Maybe that's what fucked it up in the first place.
>maybe if I bang itAme!?!?!
>>701136Certified Fuckhead
>Rages in games tuned for children ages 7 and up.
>>701169I wasn't sure if that was just me having not watched her in awhile, but yeah she sounds c***r t**n u***l.
>Whaddya want, /b/?SHE'S HERE
>Maybe if I hit my controller more, it'll fix itself
>>701136what the FUCK is your problem?
>>700634did ame defend gura's poor papers please gameplay?
>>700997>I prefer a woman who bottles up all their emotions.kek
If I bang Ame will it fix her?
>>701180Wow, what a bitch
>>701126UUUUGHHHH MANA EROTIC
>>701099>Drakengard 1That would be kino, but it'll probably never happen
the purple comet on this level is the worst kind of cancer
This LOLI wants her one million subscribers and you will give it to her. Her 1 million.
>>701134I don't think the schedule is all there to remind her, maybe it is to pressure her as well..
>>701180Mike Wazowski...
>If you want to fix something, hit it. I wonder if her mother taught her that.
>>701126More like Legend of I'll make her a Mama
>>701180
>>701203Can't possibly make her any more broken.
>>701134all me btw
>>701168Nose...
>>701188Ame sticking her joycons up her pussy!
>amelia spills sauce in her mixer and controller>Gura spills kombucha on her mousepad, mustard on her chair, and gets grease on her computer monitor I may not be the cleanest person but I couldn't live like this.
>>701180MY FUCKING SIDES TENCHOU
>>701223Ina ina ina...
Well Mori still doesn't care about Hololive per se.
>>701209the 1 million children I'll have with her
>>701207Huh, I like this face a lot more than Anya's actual face.
>>701209Get a better hair cut and then move your body up.
>>701030what the fuck...
>Holds down A instead of staggering her flight.>I guess I can't make it.Ame...
ame...
Ame.....
Holy shit
Ame...
>>701235Gura's got grease, cookie dough, AND cream cheese on her monitor.
>>701235That doesn't mean they don't clean it up
>>700121also chumkeks, those shitards ruin this thread when Gura is up
>>701182She uses a small monitor to play switch games, so she needs to look down all the time.
>>701235So don't?
is this the closest we've gotten recently to Ame's voice when she helped Kiara back in the first months
>>701244I like her face. It is ogey and I hope so are you.
>>701235they only pretend to be messy because they want to appeal to each other because THEY ARE LOVERS
>>701168>>701068Someone post that giant clip list of Noel wrecking her room.
FBK just confirmed that the dragon Noel throws isnt Coco
>>701261DYRB
>>701248>>701249>>701251>>701255>>701253AmeMind...
>>701235that's why both girls need someone to take care of them, and it's going to be me
>>701275Duh, it's not the right color, that was obvious.
>>700847Yeah, I have the URL, tried with a custom cookies argument as well as pulling from a Netscape formatted cookies text file, but nothing shows progress of it downloading anything. And yeah, I've refreshed and copied the new pair of URL and cookies it generates each time. I just don't know why it isn't working this time.
i just remembered gura saying "/b/tard" in regards to something and now i must check with you guys if she actually said that or i'm losing my fucking mind and experiencing an artificial memory.
>>701235you faggots better not be cooking at your computer
>>701099Actually, for some reason the Russians really like Spec Ops: The Line posting?They made a whole thing and wanted to send it to us, it seems. But they don't know about the transfer of boards, or only some of them do.So, uh, here you go? First time I've found one where someone talked about having it sent over by a dumpster diver, but that's fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmjJwlgfrCYGura trying to get herself shadowbanned again.
>>701168https://files.catbox.moe/oy68fo.mp4true
GURA SCHEDULE YOUR STREAM. I NEED MORE OF YOUR SUCC!
do you think any of the holos listen to slowdive
oh god this planet made me a little frustrated
>>701275yeah its the gen 6 dragon girl
>>701267This worries me because she gives away more personal information.
BUBBA HATE
Once HoloLive Alt becomes a thing are we going to be able to get some powerlevel autists around?
FUCK OFF BUBBA
>>701286schizo asking a bunch of schizos whats real, classic
Bubba...
Get fucked Bubba
>>701267Don't remember me those first months... Tenchou was in her weakest state
>>701286your meds...
>UWJ>See >>700000So the thread is not /ameg/but actually its the board thats /ameg/, nicealso looks like AO is declining, I only see 2 threads
>>701030I wanted to say something similar about Mori's bellybutton placement in a porn pic that was posted here the other day but I let everyone have their moment and the anon enjoy his vacation being filed for undisturbed
>bubba jealous of ushe doesn't know how good he has it...
>>701289>Spec Ops: The Line postingBased. Not all RU are scum, I guess.
>>701286clopping
What do you guys actually think of Mori's first Japanese original song (or what we've heard of it, at least) now that the hype has died down?
>>701293But she already did https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmjJwlgfrCY
>>701286Meds anon... or maybe you are misremembering when she said ''B Shark''
bubba is whinier than usual today
>>700728Incredibly based
>>701293>>701291DAMMIT
Is that a male dog voice???????
>>701291Based
>>701316I hate that this wojak actually makes me laugh
>>701289Pretty based of them
>>701261Considering one time Gura said she didn't notice some sauce she still had on her screen from the previous stream, I'd say they don't. I'd love to see what her desk looks like after the cooking streams.
FOR ONCE BUBBA IS THE ONE GETTING KEKED HOW DOES IT FEEL MUTT
>>701289I'm sure this would mean more to someone familiar with Spec Ops but I'm glad they seem to like Polka.
Pushing Bubba into a black hole!
Name the single biggest fault of every ENHelp them improve
>>701303what?
UGHGHGH AME MIMICKING THE WHINING DOG NOISES IS TOO FUCKING SEXY
When are we getting a pure and Christian Vtuber like her in Hololive
Bubba sounds different
>>70134288
sometimes I worry about our local Shark's sanity https://youtu.be/oSSeSivktnM?t=13513
>>701289>wichubacute
This is the first time I've heard Bubba whine instead of barking, is something wrong?
Bubba is brattier than usual today...
>>701261She still has the bag of breadcrumbs from the meatloaf stream on her desk.
>>701342clap clap
>>701342pechi pechi next meme
>>701342*clap clap*NEXT MEMENEXT MEME
Holy fuck Bubba you fucking drama queen. I hope you look forward to hearing Gura's screeching moans.
holy shit she did it
>>701289Based Ruskies....
>>701320Do it, coward. Nothing turns me off as much incorrect human figure, but it is necessary.
>>701180I can't believe it...I'M IN A FOUR PERSON COLLAB
>>701291SUCC
he won again bros...
You just KNOW
She did it in the most retarded way possible and still succeeded. I kneel.
>>701342Clap clap
Bubba what is this voice you faggot
>>701289Based
>>701342Te o agete clap your hands
>>701291>>701327XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD LOLI SAID SUCC XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
>Bubba is jealous because I'm talking to you guys>Bubba starts whining>Ame relentsThis dog knows what he's doing.
>>701291What if she wants to get shadowbanned to have less viewers so she is less nervous about the stream.
>>701354Gura...
>>700663Mori please, at least keep up the kayfabe for Mamaloni...
Bubba is being a BITCH
>>701291goddammit Gura she's horny again
>>701342Nexto meme
>>701378It's ok... I had her for a moment...
>>701372It was the multi-panel one if you remember that, look at the panel on the right where she's bent over
>>701354Sunday Mass with a Holo
>>701289based
There is literally nothing wrong with being turned on by gross smells and feet (if you're a cute girl).
>>701284>streamlink -o file.mp4 "<url>" best --http-cookie "CloudFront-Key-Pair-Id=id" --http-cookie "CloudFront-Policy=policy" --http-cookie "CloudFront-Signature=signature"This is what I'm using. You should be able to fill in the rest from the network traffic.
>>701271Her face is ogey, but in a very cute-slightly-retarded daughteru type of way.
>>701289Idk if he's still here but we have a specopsfag that posted a bit about wanting a Holo to play it. Nevertheless, based RUbros
BUBBA LOVE
>>701291>does the same shit again to get shadowbannedAnd people wonder why cover works with a professional in mori instead of a shark that can barely do streams properly
>>701387Can you kill yourself already nigger, how many threads have you spammed with this autistic spergout meltdown shit?
>>701386kek
>>701406>>701354>>701394Isn't her bother that dog who trying to fuck any vtuber he collab with and regrowing his balls no matter how many times it get cutted off
>>701342
>>701354Pray that sister Claire can be poached...
FUCK YOU AME FAGGOTS
>>701411Thanks, I'll give that a shot
>Goddamnit Mario you NIGGER!Ame no!
>>701408This is true!
>>701351Putting ame on a leash and making her my dog!
>>701392Just realized that?
*Cucks your dog*
Hello /hlgg/, are you guys by any chance familiar with Amelia Watson of hololive EN?
>>700778Only public information we have on that is superchat volume in Yen/non-yen that a japanese autist assembled.Actual viewership statistics would require one of the girls to show their analytics which is never gonna happen because at the very least Kiara and Mori will have significant taiwan slices.
>>701431so this the power of Ameantismy sides
>>701403I wouldn't know which one it is. I haven't been in threads too much today.
>>701354But how am I supposed to commit the sin of idolatry with my idol if she is unwilling to be worshipped?
>>701319I love the way she says this
>>701321I bet he follows her everywhere, even the bathroom...
>>701453kek
>>701427ESLchame!?
>>701453Haiyai
>>701453fucking kek
>>701408>there is nothing wrong with <inesrt anything> if you're a cute girlsuch is the nature of things
>>701453>ROSALINA IS A WHORE
>>701453FUCK OFF NIGGER MARIO
>>701431So this is what Ame antis sound like? I expected nothing less, actual disgusting ESLs
>why are you like this?She's here
Pekora will be playing Undertale. You guys will watch her, right?
>why are you like thisSHE'S HERE
>>701431I can smell you through the 0s and 1s
>>701325I like her music but I wish she had more confidence in her singing voice.
>>701453>HOMOFAGS SHOULD TAKE THE ROPEBased?
>>701453Nigger Mario HATE
>>701392That'd be based, in one of her streams where she got shadowbanned, it reached 10-12k viewers and her chat was pretty good for the first time in a long time if not from her debut.
Imagine fucking Ame while Bubba whines from the other side of the bedroom door.
Oh she finally realised how to stagger her A energy.
>>701427e-eigo jouzu!
>>701446cute butt
>>701291Title is kind of cringe.
>>701421>>701392>>701291Why do you retards think Youtube has anything against Succ?
>>701485Yes. I watched Marine's and Reine's runs and they were fun.
>>701485>undertale
>>701430Oh, I wish. Sister Claire's been with Nijisanji for years at this point though.
>I'm getting better!>oh no!
>>701498>Imagine fucking Ameyeah I do that a lot
>>701357Do sharks really?
>>701342>The Holo when whoreposters and chileans avatarfag with her>The Holo after being taken back by Ayamefriend and Nakiri-gumis
https://twitter.com/tokino_sora/status/1362185970259398662Sora noooooooo
>>701431why are seaniggers so embarrasing
>>701504Youtube doesn’t shadowban until mid stream
>>701498i dont have to imagine that
JWU what'd I miss bros?
>>701485>pekoraIt's not the same after the yab
>>701469>>701501Her bother is a magic dog who trying to fuck any Vtuber he collab with and always regrow his balls whenever it get cut off who also from Australia
>>701513
>>701485No
ASTEL NO, NOT THIS SONG.
>>701525Missed the point.
JWU, what did I miss? Any more followups to the reveal of Mori singing in the MV teaser?
>>701522Is this seiso...?
>>701532Fuck off damascus
enter
>>701427
ENTER
Why does Gen 5s performance look so much better than the others in Bloom? Is it just the gap in technology from when the 3ds were made?
ENTER WIFE
Guras in chat
>>701350They all could have bigger breasts
My fucking sides
>>701508what’s wrong with undertale? I know the fanbase is cancer but the game seemed fine to me, the holos playing it is usually pretty fun
Just on lunch from work, I heard Ame talked about some nintendo stuff? What did she say?
>>701522The only King cover I'm excited for.
DINGDINGDINGINGINDING
>>701522I LOVE KING SO FUCKING MUCH
>>701543it's been 8 hours he's running out of tracks
>>701537Thanks
>>701498>Imagine fucking AmeMy cum production increases when I do this.
>>701504because in order to trigger the algorithm you need someone to report it, and Holos in general are easy targets
>>701553lol ignored
>>701543What does the fox say...
enter gargolita
>>701431jesas
has someone told ame to fucking tap the hover button so she doesn't burn through her meter
>>701534Holdup did I miss something?
>>701572no worries
i finally made an ogey folder. only my favorite ogeys go in here.
>>701532waking up at 4PM is a feeling
>>701532Nothing. Except for something, the Nintendo direct watchalongs with Pekora and Fubuki.
>>701408Agreed, but I'm pretty sure Gura wants to smell us after we've showered with rose-scented soap.
Enter Goomba.
>>701536Your English is very good!
>>701576btfo as soon as you posted
>>701576
HELLO GURA
>>701580No. She's not gonna listen anyway.
>>701591>>701591Goomba mind
>>701536i get what you're trying to say but do more reps anon
>>701522It's finally time
>>701522FinallyThe treerat is getting too cocky
remember when gura kept slamming her elbow into her desk?https://files.catbox.moe/lqpgru.mp4
>>701532>DAMASCUS IS A SEANIGGERpottery
>>701522You ain't a JP holo if you haven't covered KING
>>701587Yeah I went to sleep right after that, I couldn't be bothered to see another swordfighter.
>>701431My fucking sides
>>701543What the fuck is he still signing? That rrat about him having unlimited stamina to ravish your Oshi was no joke.
>>701576I'd grudgepost but I don't want to use an image slot.
>>701584your standards will slip and you'll find yourself collecting as many as you can
>>701590>>701591She responded to what? I missed what Ame said
>>701599anonchamma...
>>701522Is treerrat about to get dethroned?
Gura please say "GG" in the chat.
>>701431
>>701543At least we finally have an answer to the question, and it's PORUKA ORUKA
>>701576KNEEL BEFORE GURAME
Bros, why is tonight shaping up to be such an absolute non-stop golden night? Ame's Galaxy - her best series since OWGura's Mansion - Gura loves this game, and her having fun is so much funRacist Border Guard Mori - ARSLANDERS GIT OUT4-way collab - I really want to see how this dynamic shapes up, has Risu collabed with EN yet?And finally, Ruining my Sleep Reps for Ame's Project DivaThe inevitable overlap means gonna have to watch some tomorrow, but that helps fill the gap until Oblivion.
>>701590>>701591what was gura referring to?
>>701532This is the third time today I've seen a JWU post with Anya
Gura really likes watching Ame play the 3D Mario games huh? Didn't she say she wanted to speedrun 64?
Why does no one talk about Moona anymore?
THEY ARE
THEYARE
When will Cover let HoloEN do anything like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM9JYONjxHk
>>701622kek
>>701536Wow!!! Amazing!!!
>>701532Just check the start of the thread
>>701552More flexibility in camera angles due to not being restricted by the screen helps. Only have to practice for 1 dance instead of 3+ is also a factor.
>>701563She's glad we're not getting a new metroid game
>>701649uoh
>>701660Ame doesn't like Metroid?
>>701634Mori will spend like and hour retrying the last day to keep Sergi alive, shit will be amazing
>why are you like this, marioSHE'S USING THIS PHRASE TOO MUCH, SHE'S 100% HERE
>>701651Ina...
>>701651YOUR COWOWRKERS, INA. WHERE IS THE JOKE?
>>701634Aside from the among us, nothing else from what I remember
>>701651Nice one Ina
>Ame let's you fuck her>She uses the Toad voice the whole timeWould you?
>>701643being in the background is kind of her thing
>>701651I don't get it.
>>701651INA NOOOOOOO
>>701431Why are you like this...?
>>701651CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO ASSOCIATE WITH ONE ANOTHER
>>701649FRIENDS!
>>701669Why are you like this...
>gura ignoredTHEY AREN'T
>>701651>>701650That's rude Ina
>>701651good joke ina
>>701651Based Ina reaffirming her Gurame stance
>>701677I mean I get off to abusing Toad.
>>701695Sure, anon
Gura changed her stream title, did one of the managers read this thread or something?
REMINDER THAT ALL THINGS ARE CONNECTED>In Greek mythology, Priapus (/praJˈeJpəs/; Ancient Greek: Πρῐ́ᾱπος, Príāpos) was a minor rustic fertility god, protector of livestock, fruit plants, gardens and male genitalia.>According to legend, Hera cursed him with inconvenient impotence (he could not sustain an erection when the time came for sexual intercourse), ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb>The other gods refused to allow him to live on Mount Olympus and threw him down to Earth, leaving him on a hillside.>Priapus joined Pan and the satyrs as a spirit of fertility and growth, though he was perennially frustrated by his impotence. >In a ribald anecdote told by Ovid, he attempted to rape the goddess Hestia but was thwarted by an ass, whose braying caused him to lose his erection at the critical moment and woke Hestia. The episode gave him a lasting hatred of asses.>"This god is worshiped where goats and sheep pasture, or there are swarms of bees">He was regarded as the patron god of sailors (SEAmen)>He was represented in a variety of ways, most commonly as a misshapen gnome-like figure with an erect phallus.>It has been suggested by some scholars that the modern popular garden gnome is a descendant of Priapus.SEANIGGERS = GNOMES = HATE GIRLS WITH BIG ASSES LIKE AME AND KIARAEVER WONDER WHY THE UPTICK IN FAKE TAKOS STARTED AFTER SHE TALKED ABOUT HER GIANT ASS? THERE YOU GO
>>701669Are you being ironic or something
>>701651Ina Ina Inaaaaa...
SHE'S GOT BLOODCLOTS
>>701634Risu was in Among Us but I don't remember anything she did with the ENs directly.
>>701677what's the downside?
>>701677Yeah babyt. Gooruh
>>701666he's shitposting she didn't mention Metroid, seemed disappointed with the direct
>>701660That bitch!
Ramie looks so cute without her hat. I wish Ame and Kiara could stay hatless more often too.
>>701522Where is the Usseewa arc? You guys promised...
>>701552Because the gen 5 part was done on a virtual stage whilst the rest of the live was done via the holographic screens. From home the gen 5 part would have looked better, but at the venue the 3d projections of the rest would have looked better.
>>701711AUTISTIC
https://twitter.com/fuwakuyuu/status/1362112851725357057?s=20Friend...
>ywn massage ame's feet
>>701677is that supposed to be a dilema?
>>701688Based melting cpu anon
AME NO DON'T MENTION YOUR FEET IN THE PRESENCE OF GURA
>>701703More like one her managers read the stream title
>>701703Doubt there's still that descripton left
>>701660There hasn't been a good Metroid game isn't Super Metroid
>>701677yeah
>>701703SHES HERE
>>701677That what ball gags are for.
>>701703Gura is HERE
THOUGHTS?
>>701584oh shit, i forgot to share.
>>701706https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_PeoplesSEAniggers have been at it for millenia
>>701718Can't blame her, no Shin-chan game on the US one.
>>701715>>701674Yeah, now I remember that she was in AmongUs, but did she have a single notable moment?
>>701677I see this as a bonus
>>701703What was wrong with the title?
>>701711Ina's wives?
>>701753remove this picture from the server immediately
>>701754
>>701737Horrible take
>>701522>Thinking she'll be able to top THE kingNGMI
pengura
>>701753*concern*
>GURA MENTIONLOVERS
>>701753MY BRAIN IS TORN BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>701522I HATE KING
>>701721watch me fix Kiara's design with one change>give her an ahoge
>>701753Cursed
>>701765Ina doesn't talk to her wives very often...
PENGURAUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH
>>701765God seeing old Nene now just feels weird
>>701780cringe
>>701753I used to like Ina, now I hate her for some reason!
>>701760eslchama...Succ = internet speak for sucking dickYour lesson will be $20
>>701795I like New Nene, but I still expect to see Old Nene any time she streams.
>>701703>get in the vaccumuh... "cum" hee hee hah hah poopy stinky
They should just move all of EN to japan. They could even keep the same streaming schedules as they would just end up streaming in the morning/early afternoon there versus the evening in the US. Then they would get access to do everything the JP groups get.
>>701758I was watching my oshi, Gura's suffering. I dont remember much desu.
>>701780THIS IS TRUEa
>>700000holy shit, was too busy watching ame to noticenice get, teamate o7
>>701737shit take
>>701721Man, she's just the best
>>701780This is true!
>>701727Holy moly
>Your oshi>Lore-wise, how would your oshi perform in a battle royale against every other holo?
>>701706This is advanced schizoposting.
>>701796cringe
>>701801She really wrote "succ" in the title?Kek!
https://files.catbox.moe/0uwj3m.pngPengura
Amechama your hubris reps...
>>701834based
>>701796JOKES ON YOU FAGGOTEACH MENTION ONLY MAKES ME STRONGERWHO CARES WHAT ANON THINKS WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY FUCKINGAME NEVER LOOKS AT CHAT SO SHE PROB DOSNT EVEN KNOW GURA IS THERE BUT MENTIONS HER ANYWAYSWHAT OTHER PROOF DO YOU NEED
>>701807XD XD XD XD XD XD XD REDDIT GOLF XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
Gurame is a cringe meme, when will you guys drop this shit. Holos interact with each other all the time and you never see shit like what you see with gura and ame on this board. Just pure unfiltered schizo cringe.
>>701737Metroid Prime 1 and 2 were fucking fantastic
>>701843H-HAYAI
>>701826>ame>she's just a human so probably badly
>>701843Fast!
>>701810Or cover could open a western office
https://twitter.com/kureijiollie/status/1362192943625367552Ollie dabbing on haters.
>>701539will EOPs finally understand the japanese monopoly
>>701810no thanks
>>701810Nice try Kiara, but you're getting deported and nothing will stop it.
https://twitter.com/moricalliope/status/1362192594801856514ow, my sleep reps
Remember when Gura said to "spoil Ame" during her birthday stream? The chumbuds in Ame's stream spoiled Ame in the same way they spoil their oshi. They started getting her $5 and $10 superchats.
I went to the bathroom and missed the Gura mention, what did Ame say?
>>701862They still would need to live in a centralized place.
>ctrl+f Ame...>22 resultsStream's going well I assume.
>>701830>>701831>>701833>>701836>>701837>>701840>>701841>>701844Amemind...
>>701843Rapido!
>>701851seethe
>>701810Holo EN house mite b cool.
>>701851cringe
>>701843h-he's fast!
>>701843>https://files.catbox.moe/0uwj3m.pngCute!
>>701810I thought you need a college degree to get the work visa and live in Japan
>>701872pengura
How long until someone makes a clip syncing Fubuki's reaction and the direct?
>>701851Nah, let them keep going. It's funny to watch the most dedicated of the schizos get mad when Gura or Ame interact with literally anyone else (see: Mori in Gura's stream yesterday).
>>701826ameshe could timetravel for infinite warmup rounds so shed do pretty good desu
>>701878all me
>>701758Erm, from Risu herself? I remember Mori rage typing after Risu killed her and I remember people saying she was deliberately mistranslating to the jps to get rid of Gura at some point, but that could be a rrat, I never went back and looked at it.
>>701849Cope. They are not lovers and never will be.
>>701810what the fuck, no
>>701522I sure hope all of you have submitted YOUR VERY OWN cover of King to /vt/ sings
AWAKEN GAMER AME
>>701869I actually wonder how many songs she is doing? . Calm the fuck down mori
>>701874It's fun. Her Mario streams always are. I love Ame
>>701851>Holos interact with each other all the time and you never see shit like what you see with gura and ame on this board.Almost like because Gura and Ame have way more chemistry and flirtatious interactions than most other holo pairs or something, wow who could have imagined that would cause more shipping for them??? What a fucking shock.I'm not even a /u/schizo by the way but you're just dumb as fuck.
>>701873Way easier than going to Japan. I don't think cover even provides a working VISA
>>700457sex
>>701878All Ame
Watching Ame improve at Mario is super cuteLike watching your 8 year old sister get better at games
>>701851Seethe
Amelia in a Bee costume
heh ame is BEEcoming better at BEEing a bee
>>701864Does this fucking woman ever actually sleep, I've seen her be active every fucking day in every fucking timezoneEven Korone is only a burst activity girl, Ollie just seems to be fucking continuously active
>>701826AmeShe's just a human with a time travel device. Dunno how useful that would be in a battle royale but if she can time travel for every mistake then she could potentially win. But I also like to imagine that Ame is like Hololive's Batman and her power level varies depending on how convenient it is for the plot
>>701864based dead kaguya luna
>>701843hey you're still here. nice!
>>701878all ame
>>701898Has Ame ever said the gamer word?
>>701851>Gurame is a cringe memeyour post is a cringe meme
>>701864I love this zoomble
>>701878all (A)me
>>701909Imagine if Ame was your little sister
>>701902>I'm not even a /u/schizoLOL
>>701902t./u/schizo
>>701826It depends on how Ame's time travel powers really work.If they're contingency-activated on death, she'd be pretty capable.If not, she'd get her shit stomped in by all the supernaturals.
>Your oshi>would you rather fuck her before or after she eats a huge meal?
>>701862Most of them would still have to take a plane to go to any office they setup since they're all far from each other
>>701918Her roommate did on accident
>>701918No.
>>701902Yeah okay buddy
Is Bloom worth torrenting? I dunno how fun it would be to watch without live commentary from here and being an EoP
>>701902t./u/fag
>>701634>4-way collab - I really want to see how this dynamic shapes up, has Risu collabed with EN yet?Just the Among Us one.Interestingly enough, between these two collabs she'll have done streams with everyone in HoloEN at least once. I think she's the first nonEN holo to do so.
>>701902Based /u/schizo in denial
>>701851>he doesn't know>>701902based
>>701931Go away virgin
>>701918LA Noire stream 1, close enough
>>701851based
Can Ame use her time travel powers to repair her hymen?
>>701899she is working like she wants to catch up to AZKi in a yearbitch is crazy
>>701918Not in this timeline.
>>701918Ame hasn't, no. You know for sure there'd be a million clips of it. Gura said spic by accident, tho.
>>701411>>701432Yeah, I don't think my problem is cookies. I can see that I'm able to access the URL but it just looks like it keeps trying to start the download but keeps skipping. I'm using youtube-dl but it shouldn't make that much of a difference.
>>701851https://vocaroo.com/1eSizT1stoQp IF YOU WATCH SOMEONE ELSE'S MOVIE WATCHALONG, JUST FOR THEM, WITH NO MOVIE, FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING STREAM. YOU ARE NOT "STRAIGHT". YOU DO NOT SEE THEM AS JUST A "FRIEND". YOU'RE FUCKING CRUSHING ON THEM.IT'S NOT CALLED BEING A "GOOD FRIEND". GODO FRIENDS DONT ACT LIKE THAT. ALSO BEING IN ALL OF THEIR STREAMS WHEN YOU'RE NOT LIVE IS ALSO NOT "FRIEND"-ESQUE. YOU CANT GO 1 DAY WITHOUT HEARING THEIR SWEET, SULTRY, RASPY VOICE WHISPER SWEET NOTHINGS INTO YOUR EAR.YOU'RE ALSO NOT JUST A "GOOD FRIEND" IF YOU CONSTANTLY MENTION THE OTHER ON YOUR OWN SOLO STREAMS FOR NO APPARENT REASON. AND ITS VERY WEIRD HOW YOU KNOW HER SCHEDULE DOWN TO A T.SINGING A SONG FOR YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND CALLING HER YOUR "SUNSHINE"? NO.DEDICATING A SONG TO YOUR "GOOD FRIEND" AND THEN TEARING UP MULTIPLE TIMES THROUGHOUT IT? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!DON'T FUCKING GIVE ME THIS "GOOD FRIEND" SHIT. NO "GOOD FRIEND" JEOPARDIZES THEIR ENTIRE STREAM WHEN THE OTHER SHOWS UP IN THEIR CHAT, AND JUST STARTS TALKING TO THEM WITHOUT A CARE FOR THE OTHER VIEWERS IN THE STREAM.YEAH OKAY. YOU SEE HER AS A 'GOOD FRIEND' YET YOU MAKE THIS COMPLETELY OOC COMMENT THAT COMPLETELY TAKES BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THE GAME. WHAT THE FUCK?SHE'S JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND". WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK HER TO COLLAB EVERY WEEK? WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSIVE, DEPENDENT, AND CLINGY WITH JUST HER? AND NOT ANYONE ELSE?AND WHY DO YOU ONLY EVER YURIBAIT WITH HER? AND NOT WITH ANYONE ELSE? EVEN WHEN KIARA EXTENDS YOU AN OLIVE BRANCH - NO YURIBAITING. MORI - NO YURIBAITING. INA - RARE, BUT NO YURIBAITING.BUT AME? YURIBAITING EVERY FUCKING 5 MINUTES OF A 3 HOUR STREAM. WHY WHY WHY?AND FINALLY. FINAL FUCKING LY. YOU. NEVER. FUCKING. LIKE. OR. RETWEET. ANY. OTHER. GIRL. IN. HOLOLIVE. AS. CONSISTENTLY. AS. YOU. DO. HER.IS SHE JUST YOUR "GOOD FRIEND"? THEN WHY ARE YOU CONSTANTLY BROWSING HER FANART HASHTAG ALONE, AND LIKING HER ART, HER ART WITH YOU, EVEN ART THAT HAS YOU TWO FUCKING KISSING AND IMPLYING THAT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE COITUS?FUCK OFF YOU CLEARLY SEE HER AS MORE THAN A FRIEND
>>701810Alternatively, they can open a studio in a major city in a state one of them live in for more frequent 3D collabs from one of the members, or put it in texas or the midwest for easy collab access, or just rent studios when needed rather than uprooting everyone for monthly 3D streams
teamates... your oshi sucks...
>>701947What happened I don't remember that
>>701939yeah if u want commentary you can listen to kiara or something
>>701962BASED
>>701918no but I did
>>701935"accident"
>>701641she did. she also said she wants to play galaxy. she loves galaxy 2.
>>701955where's that image of ame time-traveling to fuck with her loli self
>>701962based
>>701965She said cracker
>>701941Technically all of Gen5 due to the first AmongUs collab.But that's not really fair.Otherwise Haachama would be close but Goruh....
>>701962too based
>>701723Which Holos would be a good fit for this song aside from Morii? Twap?
Making excuses again kek
>>701902ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? PLENTY OF HOLOS HAVE “FLIRTATIOUS” INTERACTIONS WITH EACH OTHER. ITS CALLED BASIC GIRL INTERACTION, THAT IS HOW FEMALES ACT WITH THEIR FRIENDS YOU FUCKING AUTIST. HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN IN A FRIEND GROUP BEFORE? PROBABLY NOT CONSIDERING THE SHIT YOU JUST POSTED. GURA AND AME KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THEY’RE DOING, ITS LITERALLY HOLOLIVE CULTURE. WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD GURA COIN THE TERM AMESAME FOR NORMALFAGS TO LATCH ONTO? ITS EXPECTED THAT YOU PLAY UP YURI CONTENT EVEN IF YOU ARE STRAIGHT BECAUSE IT MAKES RETARDS LIKE YOU THINK THEY ACTUALLY ARE IN LOVE OR SOME SHIT.YEAH IM ANTI /u/SCHIZO, BECAUSE I KNOW HOW THE WORLD WORKS
Ame: INTJIna: INTPGura: ENFPKiara: ENFJMori: INFP
>>701965She said "cracker"
>>701914>ames power is savescummingFitting
>>701962extremely based
GIVE ME FAIIYAA
>>701851Gura and Ame are literally having sex and there's nothing your post can do to stop it.
>>701964She's the best and I love her dearly
>>7018995 from the new EP, 4 or 3 song collabs that are on standby, this month's song, so like 9 or 10 Minimum
>>701810I originally thought HoloEN was just going to be Japanese girls that knew english
>>701962Fuck off already
>>701864>Twitter for android
>>701986>gura>extroverted
>>701962Kek
>>701962Based /u/schizo
OH NO!! https://files.catbox.moe/2xuwv9.png
>>701935>accidentMan she sure made a lot of accidents then...
why do shipfags ruin every community I interact in, fuck
>>701918Yeah but only once without the hard R unfortunately
>>702003iphone is for working anon.
>>701935>Accident
>>701998Plus some secret stuff no doubt and her roommate stuff, she's an actual workaholic
>>701962Hello anon? It's a call for you. It's from the BASED DEPARTMENT
>>701962B A S E D
>>701984Dangerously based
>>702014now that is a containment breach
>>701986didn't Ina say that she and Ame were both INFP
>>701998It's like she's speedrunning 過労死
>>702018Wherever there are girls, there is shipping anon
>>701986Switch Gura and Mori
>>701986>Gura>EDo you even watch her
>>701984This post is exceptionally funny given that I not only have a girlfriend and there are more girls in my friend group than males that I hang out with (or did before the rona) but used to be in a poly relationship with 2 girls at once. You are fucking retarded if you can't pick up on the obvious difference between GurAme's interactions and the other pairs lmao.
>>701182I think Ame vapes some weed before her Mario streams.
>>701962"Based".
>>701980Twap, Suisei and Risu.
Why are Burgers and SEAnigs so disinterested in Mario Galaxy that they falseflag as /u/schizos to try and start shit?
>>701984Fuck yes, my oshi is a master actor despite being dumb as a brick!
>>701962Fucking based
>>702001How new?
>>701986oh no you summoned the functions autist
>>701978Funny thing is NENE-MAX has collabed with everyone in HoloEN at least twice already
>>702019>onceanon... you're october shitshow reps...
I'll never stop laughing at how /u/schizo posts get to people here. It's like there's a formula for it at this point.For every five anons who laugh along with/at /u/schizos, one anon shows up that fucking despises it. It's a constant. Five love laughing at them or with them, depending on the mindset, while one gets extremely pissed off about it and throws a freakout.
>>701986Ah yes, the socially acceptable horoscope...
>description on gura's streamkek
>>701962This was always my favorite one
oh hey, it seems Mamaloni was so silent since she was busy opening a Skebthere goes the rrat, I guess
>>701986Don't summon him!
>>701962based on a true story
>Imageboard>[Forgot what's supposed to go in this second arrow]S-Sugoi...
>>701986READ THE FUNCTIONS
>>701965She said to gas the jews, latinos and slap the japs
>>701984Friends don't suck each other's nipples
>>701918https://files.catbox.moe/i7sshy.webm
>>702018Gurameniggers are the only ones doing thisThe other shippers are pretty chill
>>702057When did she collab a second time with Gura?Or was she in the 2nd AmongUs?
>>701955You're probably a virgin and don't know that but any 13 year old girl who masturbated before doesn't have a hymen anymore.
>>702058It's beta males who are so fucking pathetic they feel cucked by girls even interacting with other girls.
>>702058/u/schizos and anti-/u/schizos are LOVERS
>>702054Man it's been months since that guy had a meltdown, I wonder if hes still here
>>701935More like "In a descriptive context, but with no ill-intent", if we're being faggots about it.
>>701962Meds.png
>>702043Your left and right hands aren't a poly relationship, /u/schizo
>>702069
>>702018it's all (You)'re fault
>>701962Based
>>701504she changed the title?
>>702087BASED
>>702058It's 4chan, anon. Some autist is going to get extremely pissed off and freak out about something no matter what's going on.
>>701984Trying to teach retarded autists how social interactions work is like trying to teach a chimp how to do calculus
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1304172839013158912What did she mean by this?
>>702078Yeah she was the one that invited them to the 2nd among us collab
>>702018It's your fault
>why don't you just jump?Whoa Ame, you can't say that!
>>702093Lol cope. I've fucked more pussy in a single night than you've ever seen in your life.
>>702087I ship /u/ and anti /u/, they have a lot of sexual tension
>>701964At least she's not as bad Mori playing guilty gear. Nothing will ever be as bad as that.
>>702096What the fuck
>>702076Fucking kek, how have I never seen this
>>702116basado
>>702053I've been here longer than you. This "meme" is shit.
>>702076I think I love Ame even more now!
>>702077The other ones aren't real.
>>702019Anon.....nick gurr happened..
Remember lads, use filters in catalog to avoid making 25 threads.
>>702111that was a complete rrat, but she indeed was in the collab itself
>>702076I don't get it
https://files.catbox.moe/t730r5.webm
>>702058It's hilarious how they can't take a fucking joke so they start seething>>702123Case in point
>>702089i miss him
>>702107Yeah, of course, but the way they get so pissed off about it in Hololive of all things makes me laugh my ass off.So many people never knew about Erolive.
>>700912Not enough fps western game garbage plz understand.
>>702125t.guramenigger
>>702108Yeah. Why do they get so angry that they feel the need to shit up and derail a thread whenever Ame and Gura interacts with each other as wife and wife?
>>702058>he thinks /u/schizo are jokingThe are seriously sick in the head.
>>702136b-but the image limit!
>>701984Come back when your schizo post is at least this long >>701962 and has a vocaroo.
>>702117Gura playing Papers Please... 15 minutes on Jorji... four deaths within 2 hours of playtime...
>>702125BASED
>>701902t.deadbeat
>>702096HOLY SHIT
>>702126That was mori though
sugoi
>>702136Thanks for the webm meido
i love you, gura!
>>702096korosan