/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Never mind this agency is going to be perfect

He's being upfront about the whole "if this burns at least it'll be funny" so I imagine whoever auditions will have the same mindset. Try hard to make it work but not have a mental breakdown if it doesn't kinda deal. Fuck it we ball mentality, essentially.

ironlung is gonna be my kamioshi

>>70168560
Fuck it we ball can be both good and bad.
Good because it means he will likely not be looking for profit instantly which is the downfall of a lot of corpos.
Bad because if this whole things implodes the chuubas in it are gonna suffer.
I'm assuming he will have some kind of good financial backing, probably with gamersupps. (see attached image)
If gamersupps is affiliated with them that will be a massive buffer for the agency, cause if flork doesn't have as much funding as he needs its gonna be a rough ride.

>>70169349
>chuubas in it are gonna suffer.
What I meant is that the chuubas would probably have the same mentality.
Another thing to consider is that the girls might get one of the best treatments because unlike most CEOs this guy has a lot more to lose if some shit on him is exposed, I wouldn't be surprised that if it does burn the chuubas get to keep everything as a sign of good will.

>>70169685
We will see. Fishman 2.0 would be so based.

>>70168560
>>70169349
>>70169685
yeah, I was thinking back to uwutv but I don't think it's going to be a problem if everyone is on the same page about a potentially temporary arrangement as to not get burnt.

Surly, his company merch will be used socks his livers wore (hands and/or feet), because socks are in the company name.

Right?

>>70168361
this will be the best new small corpo on the block if it succeeds

95% chance that this becomes
>guy makes a Vtuber corp so he can have some friends to talk to
situation. So like, AkioAIR but probably without the creep factor

>>70172372
He's already selling cumjars with socks attached, so not out of the realm of possibility

>uh guys is this ironic corp with ironic people and ironic models going to work

>>70172881
unironically i expect it to do better than some of these dumpster fire corpos we have seen over the years and recently.
i mean... it still might fail, just do better.

>>70168361
>if this is just for the memes people may get hurt.
people get "hurt" everyday on the internet, at least if someone gets fucked over in this, it will be part of the a great lore

>>70173036
It should, this actually has something special to it. All the shitty agencies are just 'cute boring anime women'. Notice that Phase Connect took off as the 'sad girl company'. Gotta have a gimmick to make it, all the indies already know that.

>>70173218
i certainly am wishing it well and rooting for its success, yeah.

>>70172372
oh god can you imagine?
>Girls start up a 'happy surprise' stream
>'handcam' staring at the ground.
>girl does her intro
>slowly pushes her feet into view on the camera, socks covering them
>"so for todays stream, im going to put my used socks on ebay, live, and we'll see which anon wins the bidding war!"
>sloooowly peels the sock off for all to see
>wiggles toes
>then sets up the bid and lets the war begin.
>repeat with second sock.

VOMS but good

>>70168361
Hey GYARI is able to.

>>70173218
I'm really getting tired of phase fags insisting that hiring menheras is an idea unique to their company

>>70177189
No one said that, learn to read.

>>70168361
He's got some cash selling doormats and cum jars so hopefully that's left him with enough wealth and business acumen to pull this off. At least he seems genre savvy.

>>70174136
son of a bitch, how did my wallet get into my hand and my credit card get pulled out by the time I got done reading this? fucking witchcraft

>>70168361
500 applicants isnt bad i dont think.

>>70168361
VOMS 2.0. Running a 1 man agency will be rough.

>>70179743
hopefully he will hire help, at least eventually.

>>70174136
Not bad, but what I had in mind was

>I am gonna break NDA, and say we have to wear a different pair of socks every day.
>there will be an auction for socks by the end of the year.
>I don't know how it will work out, but that's what stuck out in the contract for me
>I don't care if I get terminated, but I think I won't because this is going to be good marketing
>anyways, if one girl wears one pair every day, that's just 365 pairs by the end of the year, and [365 x # of genmates] from my entire generation
>I know you sickos will buy more than one pair, so clearly, that won't be enough.
>so I figured, hey SocksCEO, just give me a bunch of socks. I have a better idea
>so I got like 1,000 pairs of socks, but i plan on using like 50 today. We'll see
>for my debut stream I'm gonna play Ring Fit Adventure, get all sweaty and gross, and use my batch of socks to wipe off my sweat.
>I won't wear socks on my feet to make things fair though.
>hehe are you perhaps upset? Are you mildly inconvenienced?
>well, don't worry. Maybe I'll use some socks to wipe myself after I pee
>I will spit a drink or food I don't like in a sock.
>or maybe I'll shower with socks on, so you get to know what my feet smell like freshly washed
>it doesn't matter cuz i know it will sell

All of this is said by their obligatory uohtuber btw

>>70168645

>>70181215
a bit more extreme than i think is necessary, but i still laughed.

>>70181399
dont you dare disrespect ironlung-chan by comparing her to that pink bitch.

>>70184743
imagine the collab

What brand of mental illness do you want to see in this company?

>>70168361
If god has a sense of humor not only will this meme agency work, but it will also manage to meme it's way into becoming a big player in the market.

If in less than 1 year he is not accused of sexual harassment that is already a W in my opinion.

>>70185063
the answer is yes.

>>70185120
its gonna come out HE is the one being sexually harassed, isnt it?

If there's a second round of auditions then I'll shoot my shot.

>>70181215
>well, don't worry. Maybe I'll use some socks to wipe myself after I pee
Ringochads can't stop winning.

>>70185333

>YWN get a sockjob from crazed female psych patients

If nothing else, it will be nice to have a Phase alternative that accepts males.

>>70185107
The ceiling for a one-man company is VOMS. Definitely significant, but not a game changer.

>>70187019
he actually might have to be careful about any crazed fans using this to try to get close to him.

>>70189694
Feel bad for the other voms girls after Pika dipped.

>>70191231
They're pretty firmly in the 3view area, even the new ones. Pika's ambitions were just too much for VOMS, which was always meant to be a side project for GYARI.

>>70168598
Fuck you. Two-hat Samantha kami-oshi 5ever.

>>70189694
>>70191676
i dont actually know, did she have a good separation from them?

>>70191676
Honestly it's a good sign that the new debuts managed to meet the general CCVs of the existing talent
And that there was enough life left in VOMS after Pikamee to have three new talents added in to begin with.
At some point I think GYARI is going to have to take it a little more seriously though.

>>70193735
There's nothing to suggest otherwise.
The most we've seen is that Henya still has GYARI on her Steam friends list

is this a good or bad sign?

>>70196295
Yes.

>>70168488
Will their be a vtuber that looks like this?

>>70168361
who is flork?

>>70201269
all of the vtubers are drawn by Flork.

>>70169349
>'m assuming he will have some kind of good financial backing, probably with gamersupps.
Bro all of this is a fucking BIG joke, he said on his main account, something about the lines of
>the punchline of this joke is gonna be dryer than *insert witty punchline*

>>70191231
https://litter.catbox.moe/3ly19p.webm