/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phasers are the best livers.
Even Lumi.

I love my calfie daughter

I'm glad Lumi is back!

Love you Pippa, hope you slept well.

I watched a Jelly VoD for the first time today.
Jellyfags, is this literally your oshi?

Lumi is my super cool gamer girlfriend

I'm so happy Lumi is back, i've been smiling the whole time

Surely this thread will be better!

>>70150470
Same. Its just a shame this is a collab on another channel.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

I like lemon woman.

How could Lumi do this to me? Did I not simp enough? Did I not white knight enough? I thought that if I defended her honor I'd get access to her love...........

Anal with Michiru.

>>70150423
Man her face really is made for cumshots.

Woooahhh it's like this was the thread from before, the same posts and everything

[nasa news] she is now uoooooooh posting https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa/status/1762506032519975296?s=20

>>70150492
reeeeeee

I just phased in.
Is it true Pippa is a boy?

should i get helldivers? it looks fun but the anticheat seems fishy

>>70150678
Yeah there are pics of the pippenis out there if you know where to look.

>>70150678
Yeah, she has a penis and is therefore a boy.

>>70150641
>They skipped Unova
PIPPA STATUS!?!

>>70150600
Anal is for whores like Hime

need ToT posts to filter the subhumans and get this thread back on track

>>70150678
Yes.

>>70150757
Be the change you want to see.

Dont let this nigga bake anymore

>>70150736
Anal is for christian girls before marriage like Lumi

>My wife Eimi is awake
I love my wife Eimi

>>70150701
It's got very shittty anti chest

Been out for some days because irl things.
Lumi status?

so are we just going to ignore all the shitty manipulative things that Lumi has done lately?

Jelly is...

N

>>70150846
pregnant and phasing out

>>70150823
She will read what you say if you go to /y/

>>70150846
Something something fuck yourself with a saya themed bad dragon dildo.

>>70150678
Man, I WISH

>>70150869
For all we know, VReverie has imploded entirely on its own, with no outside involvement.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 44 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>70150846

>>70150878

>>70150600
Michiru decides to try it out, but wants to train first then gets autisticly into it and forgets you exist.

>>70150846
>lied about attending a workshop
>lied about being sick
>will lie even more when anybody asks her about her trip

>>70150878
Gumi can't stop winning

What's pippa cookin tonight? Cop cams? Overwatch? Zillow?

what kind of career workshop involved a 2 week trip to europe?

>>70150963
based

>>70150995
Isnt it obvious? Sex with me

>>70150955
Lumi posts. Lumi threads. Lumi board. Lumi industry.

>>70150995
>2 week trip
10 days
>what kind of career workshop
obviously the sex kind

>>70150995
shut up chud just believe her

>>70150981
Did she give up on katwa shojo already?

>>70150869
She has engaged the typical woman tactics of framing the argument as defensive on her part by saying she is having a bad time and deflecting from the issues by engaging in a different activity in the hopes that it can be the topic of conversation instead of her transgressions.
And the adolescents and lonely guys in the threads who have never seriously dealt with a woman's bullshit are being taken in by it.
So yes, the last 2 weeks will be ignored and everyone will move on.

>>70150736
Hime is a seiso princess pure virgin idol who is saving her pussy for marriage

>>70151050
Thats a thursday/friday thing she said

>>70151039
>>70150995
>>70150963
>>70150869
Very organic high effort posts

>>70150995
Stop noticing things.

>>70151050
>katwa

>>70151089
kill yourself gumicuck

I dont care about the collab but lumi is holding me hostage forcing me to watch the stream. She is such an evil women.

https://rentry.org/mqzyoba2
I don't know if anyone is interested in this but I figured I'd create this in case anyone is curious about scripts for archiving youtube videos. It's just from my own experience so it's only from the perspective of Windows. But I'm sure if you skip over the first section you can still use the script on any platform. The only thing I haven't included is a way to continuously loop the script because I don't know how.

If the formatting is ugly, sorry I don't make these often.

>>70150846
Tired after eliminating a very high value target

>>70151089
meant for
>>70150497
>>70150498
>>70150587
>>70151089

>>70151089
>Very organic high effort post
Meant for >>70151089

>>70150869
They got what they deserved for withholding the youtube playbuttons from their talents.

Dizzy really doesn't like being touched or is she larping in character? I'm asking because I'm an anxious mess and even hugs are a torture.

>>70150955
You know, I'm really starting to understand the comparisons thrown around between runatics and gumis.

why are you guys asking so many questions? stop before something happens...

>>70151089
meant for
>>70151137
>>70151141

>>70151064
Yeah. Literally made to be raped.

>>70151164
what about michiris

>>70151101
I don't speak Chinese

>>70150846
Real. She got food poisoning so canceled yesterday, and is only streaming on Whisky's, but not tip top

https://www.twitch.tv/whiskey_project

>>70151064
Hime had a tinder account in straya and used to post on one of her 20 or so social media alts about taking a ton of white cock

>>70151218

>>70151161
She's mentioned it before multiple times prior so I don't think she is. Also based on how she is outside of streams, it checks out

>>70151191
You can't rape a girl who will flash you her butthole in a crowded nightclub and beg you to fuck her right there

>>70151228
skill issue

Slut live
https://youtu.be/imz8uW0Ekbg
https://youtu.be/imz8uW0Ekbg
https://youtu.be/imz8uW0Ekbg

I am the workshop
She came to me if you get what I mean

Mii-chan’s back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_RjRIx-vcU

Femanon is seething because Lumi wouldn't fingerblast her

>>70151264
why do gumicucks feel the need to shit on other girls to deflect from their oshi cucking them?

>>70151109
>an evil women.

>>70151243
Thanks anon, I'm pretty out of the loop and I don't get wtf is happening with the hate.

>>70151316
Poor femanon... too ugly for Lumi.

>>70150876
awawawawa awawa awa awawawawa

>>70151299
Lumi is on Twitch, moron, that's Hikanari Hina, or HH for the bros

>>70151243
>She got food poisoning so canceled yesterday
Proof? She never said that so by all accounts it's just as accurate to say that she's suffering from morning sickness.

>>70150876
Is that a...

Hina feeling extra cute right now makes me care less about the thread, later virgins.

Lumi got food poisoning because i filled her up with too much cock last night fr fr

>>70150492
Sorry, I was in a work meeting. Did some ABSOLUTE dork mess up a soundpost while I was gone? If he did, we should all point and laugh at him.

Lumi's child?
Saruei's.

>>70151161
She said it. How bad this is and why this is, she has not shared. But she has mentioned she's a mess.
What causes your anxiety about this, anon?

>>70151555

>>70151452
that jerry looks a lil scaly...

>>70151494
she mentioned it on stream... are you not watching the stream?

IM AWAKE OK???? SHEESH!!!

>>70151494
She said it on stream threadwatcherchama

>>70151494
Enjoy your Oshi lil' Birb

>>70151452
your code doesn't work

Now that the other girls KNOW Hime would fuck them given the chance... will Lia still collab with her?

>>70151579
>>70151602
DYRBI?

>>70151640
Until it's proven otherwise with cold hard evidence, yes.

>>70151604
For >>70151511

>>70151576
>but nyaster!

>>70150678
Are people still saying "she" is actually a woman?

>>70151701
Pippa is a WOMAN!

I don't get why you obsess this hard over someone you hate. Do you not have anyone you actually like to watch?

I love Shiina!

Sickly Lumi is really quiet and cute

>>70151575

>>70151494
She said so.

>>70151441
Trolls and schizo here. Hate em.

>>70151621
The rest of Phase hates Hime but they'll still collab with her for content and to keep up appearances

Why did you use the same OP twice in a row and also the one /pcgia/ is using? I thought I was having crazy deja vu

>>70151749
all Lumi's are cute!

>>70151749
she was laughing and yelling just a few minutes ago I find it hard to believe she's sick

Pipellow :D

>>70151787
>I thought I was having crazy deja vu
we've been having the same lumi drama deja vu for almost two weeks now

>>70151466
Hina is not beating the slut allegations ever since the #maemithirst tweet

>>70151783
There's no way Lia hate Hime...

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>>70151494
she said so in thread a while back

>>70151089
Define organic in this context

>>70151839
Fuck off gumi

>>70151243
Food poisoning completely fucks your voice, so there's a lie somewhere here.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

Phasers for this feel?

Michiru has eyes

>>70151783
>The rest of Phase hates Hime
False. Bad rrats. stfu.

>>70151819
I want to rest my head on the pipellow
with Pippa next to me

>>70151862
I must have missed that memo when I got food poisoning a few months ago.

>>70151887
Go the fuck to sleep Hime stop staying up all night talking with your new Tempus friends

>>70151887
That collab was kino as fuck

MICHI ENDORSES POLAND

>>70151167
What happens if I ask too many questions? What kind of bad things will happen? What does Michirus gamer chair smell like?

>>70151783
Hating Hime is just /pcg/ meme

>>70151862
Are we just making shit up now? What kind of Indian turboaids food poisoning do you get anon

>>70151872
Shiina.

>>70151862
No, it doesn't. What the fuck dude, you lead such a blessed life that you never got the shits before?

Anons... I can't believe that I changed of Oshi. My old Oshi never read me and Runie treat me better.
I feel bad for changing ships but she doesn't deserve me

>>70151944
>He doesn't know

>>70151927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvherouwW8
but if she goes to sleep she'll have gay dreams again...

Post THAT Lumi soundpost

>>70151862
It's never fucked my voice.
She said she vomited yesterday. That's enough time to get your voice back, anon. Stop searching for reasons to suspect. The lie is in your post.

>>70150876
my future emotion, body fluid and financial transaction partner (wife).

>first they try and say that vomitting doesn't effect your voice
>now they're trying to say that food poisoning doesn't
jesus
FUCKING
christ
these people are beyond delusional

Food poisoning CAN fuck your voice up. It's a potential symptom but not always there.

>>70151452
What kind of strange creature is this?

>>70151887
That stream was too good to be posted in this thread.

>>70151862
Imagine NEEDING someone to be lying to you this badly.

>>70151896
I want to rest my head on Pippa's lap pipellow
With my face down
With her wearing no pipants or pipanties
And she's petting my head
while pissing into my mouth

Anon claims he is white, yet he acts so brown. Curious

>>70151942
Shiina reveals she's lied to you since debut she actually likes lobster and hates crab

>>70151924
>>70151953
>>70151959
>>70151993
jesus fucking christ you guys are pathetic

>>70151974
not directly lumi but still pretty funny

>>70152008
>effect

>>70152033

>>70152061
*but is wearing pippampers

>>70152079
It's pretty pathetic to be this obsessed with someone you hate

>>70152079
At least they don't lie for (you)s.

>>70151932

>>70152085
>Erina in a VC with the other girls
>gay shit happening
a very common occurence!

>>70152079
cry more

Does Lumi have the most retarded antis?
I think it's even worse than Jelly's antis. Those had zero experience, but they at least tried.

>>70152053
Imagine needing to defend someone that's lying to you this badly.

>>70152008
>anon self reports their brown hands thanks to their 3rd world shithole super food poisoning from street foods
>N-NOOOOO YOU'RE DELUSIONAL!!!
lol
lmao even

>>70152160
I don't even watch her, bud. I'm just here because your inner sadness drew me.

>>70152132
>ESL nonsense
I hate Poland now.

>>70151739
they are burned on other types of entertainment, so they love shitposting here; it fills the void

CAN YOU FAGGOTS SHUT UP, I'M TRYING TO WATCH LUMI!

>>70151862
That completely depends on the nature of the food poisoning, but that doesn't sound like garden variety food poisoning at all

>>70151972
>Multiple lesbian booba dreams
I will subscribe for these, Rie.
Can we get some illustrators in there so they can recreate them?

>>70152131
they just act like pathetic whiteknights for someone who lies to their face instead

>>70152188
you've never travelled anywhere and it shows

>>70152079
Damn nijja, you're going harder than I was. Like sure, why Europe, but cmon now.

>>70152215
the best part of the clip is where she just digs herself further into the hole at the end by admitting it was a wet dream before trying to walk it back lol

>>70151787
velkom to the luup

>>70152234
Imagine travelling anywhere

God, wish Michi got mad enough to toss her controller breaking it.
I know she is not that kind of girl, but it would be funny

no one expected to have good threads when she came back right

>>70152079
>JESAS! Didn't have to rawdog my ass so bad!
Say you're sorry.

>>70152277
Michi is strong

>>70152234
lmaoooooo he just keeps digging

>>70152266
explaining the joke ruins it, hime

>>70152207
She's been so quiet she might as well not even be in the collab. Wiskey and Saruei have done at minimum 90% of the talking.

And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

>>70152283
No, I am just glad she's back!

>>70152283
Threads would be fine if she was at least a bit subtle about the grifting.

>>70152228
> whiteknights
What the fuck does that even mean anymore? You say the sky is green, someone says you're retarded, and you start chirping "whiteknight" like fucking parrots.

Apparently, on /vt/, whiteknight now means "anyone who doesn't agree with me".

>>70152283
No, everyone knew the schizo anti would sperg out.

>>70152301
And what are you gonna do about it?

>>70152266
Yes Rie we know you want Airi to step on you and treat you like the bitch you are

>>70152283
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrc3kbo8i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrc3kbo8i0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nbrc3kbo8i0

>>70151872
this reminds me to the big fairies or the twin witches in Legend of Zelda; they were scary

>>70152309
Nice, Pico collab

>>70152305
90% of the mission objectives too.

>>70152305
She's been talking, laughing, and shouting for an hour and a half straight. What the fuck are you talking about?

And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

>>70152283
Didn't have good threads while she was gone either. It's not even good anti-posting, just a lot of it.

saggy

>>70152309
>surely it's not pico this ti-AIIIIEEEEEEEEE

>>70152309
it's... it's so beautiful

>>70152132
Chesterton sided with Poland because they were Catholic.
Bakunin and Nietzsche loved Poland despite their being atheist.

>>70152382
I just tuned in 10 minutes ago and I've barely heard her speak

>>70152382
I don't think we're watching the same stream, senpai.

>>70151819
pippellow is back

>>70152309
she will cleanse us all

>>70152424
Grim

>>70152359
When is she bringing Hime baby back? The model is so cute and almost makes me forget she is a horrible person.

>>70152356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFncVL5sTNA
I have a clip for that too...

>>70152157
4chan has the most retarded people, but yeah, I agree.

>>70152305
Lumi is a often bit shy in collabs. Can't be helped.

>>70152382
Are you watching a vod?

We all know who’s really ruining the threads

>>70152417
>>70152420
gumicucks still going!

>>70152104
This is why diapers are the worst fetish. How am I supposed to drink Pippa's fresh, gilded water if it gets absorbed by a diaper?

>>70151961
>Runie treat me

>>70152360
>almost 5am jst
>still going

>>70152467
>i-if i say it enough times surely sh-shes done for in 2 w-weeks!!11!!

>>70152309

>>70152157
kek, nobody antis Jelly seriously. That one heartbroken Jellyknight might, but that'd be crazy

>>70152283
no lol.

>>70152435
>When is she bringing Hime baby back?
Same time she brings back all the other things she's dropped or said she'll do

Lumi has said nothing for like the past 4 mins.

>>70152581
and just as I say this she says she's gonna be an accountant...

>>70152581
She literally just bleated out loud as you made that post.
I've never seen this level of delusion before.

>>70152438
>Two White Girl

>>70150834
>anti chest
uuuooh?

>>70152581
She's sick, plus the game is honestly more hectic and difficult than what she typically plays.

>>70152581

>Hina has never been to 4chan
dyrbi?

>>70152657
wouldn't an anti chest not be flat, but outright missing that part of her torso?
You'd have to go /clang/ to get something like that

She’s a cutie patootie

>>70152581
>>70152618
I just want to tell you that I'm also in the universe where Lumi barely does any talking and that I don't trust the people who are pretending otherwise.

Remember when Pippa said you should be able to tell if you're wife is cheating because all the sex would make her pussy loose?

[Hina news] she's never been /here/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5mMsoS1U7Y
>>70152680
>>70152714
I don't believe.

It's over...

>playing DnD with friends
>My character is basically Pippa
>the other adverturers keep raping my character
>we haven't progressed in the game in two meet ups now
This has to be the worst dnd character build ever

Hina hates (YOU)

>>70152655
So sick that she's laughing and chatting with friends like it's no problem.

>>70152680
No

>>70152728
>Top speed shitposting
Kek

>>70152728
As long as embeds still work, almost nothing would change for me.

>>70152742
Why are you even still playing?

>want to get my life on track and be more productive
>dizzy is streaming as soon as I get home from work
I'm never gonna make it out of the wage cage

>>70152809
Watch her at the gym or while working

>>70152755
It's fine, bro. No doubt she's letting the Euro-girls DOMINATE the collab out of reverence.

>>70152788
sad but same for me

>>70152728
as long as I still get to falseflag the jews in catalogue I'm happy

>>70152728
>still get banned for 3 days for shitposting on blueboards

Why won't Michiru just beat the boss?

>>70152831
Lumi is weak to EURO-STACIES.

>>70152747
Meana can step on my dick and call me names whenever she wants to.

Hina, like Lisa would never come here

>>70152728
I already have super fast internet
t. Romanian

>>70152680
I diligently examine and keep track of all /pcg/ posts which have high probability of being made by Phase talents. Hina in particular was here as early as December (source >>65406976, 98% probability of being Hina).

>>70152860
She has to stream for 9 hours minimum

>>70152755
Are you conveniently forgetting the 30 song karaoke she did while dealing with a nagging cough?

>>70152820
>Watch her at the gym
> Be under new PR on bench
> making the ugly face on final rep.of final set
> hear that nasaly lisp yapping
> arms just fucking give out
> die from bar snapping open your sternum like a celery stalk

What is with trailmakers guy? I played it a long time ago and I thought it was fun too but... why is he shilling it everywhere?

>>70152903
>our resident /mu/tant would never come to 4chan

>>70152903
>Pippa fangirl
>doesn't go to 4chan or /pcg/

>>70151758

>>70152924
Are you conveniently forgetting that she tried dragging out that cough excuse for 2 months?

>>70152912
isn't your wife pregnant Vee, why are you shitposting on 4chan?

>>70152312
Vibes

>>70152961
/mu/, much like /ck/ or /an/, doesn't count as 4chan proper. Not degen enough.

I also have never been on 4chan

>>70152921
Now do Rie's posts

>>70152968
she doesnt have to. she sits on my lap while I browse and sees your posts anyways

I like how Hina always mentions Runie at least once every stream

>>70153016
same

I feel immense pain whenever Michi dies

4chan? never heard of it.
I'm a 4channel user.

>>70152986
>so dedicated to pretending to be sick that she faked a cough for months
Lumi is fucking crazy

>>70152844
But the ban will end super fast

>>70153016
>>70153061
Same, 4channers are incel weirdos, I am totally a CHAD.
>>70153051
Hina will corrupt Runie.
>>70153072
Same.

>>70152903
Lisa and Hina should Collab, imagine how nice that would be

I think it's safe to call this thread a bad one

>>70153072
look up at the URL right now
4channel is dead and has been for a while

>>70153138
I've seen worse, utatarapist.

>>70153081
Faking a few coughs so you can cancel streams whenever you feel like it is a pretty good deal.

>>70153142
probably because advertisers weren't fooled by the separate domain

So is Lumi collabing Helldivers tomorrow with Ember, Dizzy, and Shiina? Is Ember good enough to carry the other girls?

>>70152986
>Lingering coughs?
>Bronchitis isn't real, shut up!

>>70152921
I 100% believe Hina posted that and fucked Pippa on their off-collab.

>>70152277
michiru would never damage her beloved limited edition Kingdom Hearts 3 PS4 controller that she sent in for repairs 3 times and continues to use despite being afflicted with stick drift and failing buttons

>>70152968
I wonder how many people watch Pippa but don't come to this god forsaken place Vs those that do in her fanbase

>>70153142
the link is still working but it redirects to 4chan

I’m not even an anon. My real name is anon.

>>70153219
Fucking LMAO

>>70152903
I want to breed Lisa.

>>70152793
cuz he's a super nerd

>>70153218
>s Ember good enough to carry the other girls?
no but she's big enough to be a meat shield for them

>>70152986
Lumi is a lazy slut

Phase needs a cute British boy_

>>70153218
She seems on the mend, so the schedule should be met. with the usual 5 to 20 minute negligence.

>>70153203
How many streams got cancelled in your imagination anon?

>>70153218
it's gonna be a real challenge to carry Dizzy

>>70153247
A lot, outside of confussion, I've seen people seethe about /pcg/ getting special attention. and no I am not talking about kiwifags

Lumi is becoming the new Ironmouse with all this sick grifting

>>70152860
First 8 hours are just for content

>>70153283
Embers a fucking halfling, bro. She might still be a chubster, but you could shotput her anyway.

>>70152921
I doubt that was Hina. We haven't heard from bisexual femanon in a while...

>>70153230
I sometimes think I am only person on the internet that never had stick drift in any of my controllers

>>70153247
/pcg/ posters are probably in the hundreds at most, while regular pippa viewers are a few thousand. it's definitely most of them. a better question is how many of /pcg/ are actually pippa viewers, since that will give you a better idea how small the proportion really is.

>>70153288
vtubing is an inherently lazy career choice and she's griped about her sedentary life recently. Getting stir crazy is probably why she took this trip. A real vacation away from parents, getting a little sun etc.

>>70152680
I've never been /here/ either, anon fr for real

Just because girls meet up IRL doesn't mean they fuck each other.

>>70153293
Try another company.

>>70153457
Proof?

>>70153457
source?

>>70153407
she should bring back workout wednesdays

>>70153325
So you're donating money to her because she vomited?
Check the dictionary on that word, anon.

>>70153407
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>70153457
evidence?

>>70153457
DYRB?

>>70153520
>death grips, screamo, emo fan
>no tattoos
this image will never stop being stupid

>>70153514
Me? No. Others certainly will.

>>70153496
Got chewed out for exercising off stream and doing only squats on stream. Another reason to get away from chyaat

>>70153520
Is the joke just that Pippa has never been to a Catholic service and Lisa is tatted up?

>>70153566

>>70153496
This is an anti post and should be deleted

>>70153586
>>70153566
Lisa has no tattoos, she nearly has a mental breakdown over it

>>70153598
>tattoos can only be on the hands/forearms
just stop anon

>>70153637
I've seen her naked

>>70153230
God i love this autist

>>70153635
Over the pain of getting one, or people thinking she has one?

>>70153520
Pure Catholic Virgins like Hime really are perfect wife material

>>70153520

Hina's pretty good at clickbait titles

>>70153637
Lisa has a set of stylised sheep horns as a tramp stamp with the words 'RAM ME'
Source? trust me bro

Runie...

>>70153675
rie has tattoos and several piercings

>>70153666
She almost got one, but decided not to and felt upset and stupid that she nearly did

>>70153665
Can confirm she also has a mole on the left side of her buttcrack that even she doesn't know about

I wish I could super chat to buy emburger a ubereats burger
>>70153601
She is a fucking twig.

>>70153697
That's her only talent.

>>70153726
what happened to her skirt

>>70153726
not pink enough
also airi furry when

>>70153520
Based

Pippa is not Christian.

>>70153776

>>70153726
Delete this

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>>70153726
Runie will NEVER put on the ears!

>>70153747
That's okay we all have our faults

>>70153776
I don't know why eating disorders are so common among vtubers
there's quite a few who post photos of themselves or just do a cam stream and reveal they're hungry skeletons

Krampus update: I'm seriously contemplating buying a new desk for myself, and to my surprise out of all the local and semi-local stores that do deliveries only Ikea has anything remotely decent looking and befitting an adult. I wanted to avoid Ikea because I always assumed they have bad products and Scandi minimalism is a hit or miss for me, but apparently they are really the only game in town. And by that I mean I'm severely disappointed by the utter lack of choice other stores offer. It's... it's remarkably bad. In any case I'm slowly eviscerating any and all traces of my life-long poverty which I decisively shook off in 2018. If you're going through a rough time just keep on living, things are bound to get better for you if you bite down and never let go. Persistence and endurance are the key. It's a marathon, not a race. It's a process, not a linear path. A mere 6 years ago I fell so low I was reduced to stealing food from my bosses dogs to feed myself. I'm not joking or exaggerating. I used to scour trash cans for cigarette butts from which I would then extract whatever leftover tobacco I could, and roll my own highly carcinogenic pseudo-cigarettes.

Despite this, since 2018 through a miracle I ended up with my own place. No debt, no credit, and a dead end job I can tolerate. Every month I save roughly 200 - 300 EUR. My clothes are entirely new, I wear pricey and obscure Italian and German shoes, I collect vintage Swiss watches and funpost on the Internet. Degenerate hags circle around me like vultures since I'm the one who made it and who has that priceless commodity called a home. I eclipsed all but a very few of my friends, out of whom all are highly competent, motivated and educated. I failed upwards so hard despite being a degenerate weeb and with no motivation whatsoever. Life is strange like that. So go forth and conquer my friends, and worry not. The act of living will redeem your own worthlessness and reward your existence. WAGMI. Beware vaginas above all else.

Also fuck you Pippa for still giving me erections. They are precious and you are undeserving. I give the dick, therefore I am, but the vessel must be worthy.

Bros....
I want tenma to call me a good boy...

>>70153776
You can send her a super sticker of a burger

>>70153841
This woman has not been warm since 2015.

>>70153863

>>70153905
STICC

>>70153910
Did you hit the gym today?

I like his schizo posts sometimes

>>70153918
Look at the lil guy

>>70153726
WAU

>>70153910
Turn yourself into a cat or child

>>70153841
>>70153905
very cute and holdable hands

I want to take Lumi to my local chicken place

>>70153931
Chromu is a menhera psycho, why hasn't she joined Phase Connect yet?

>>70153841
She needs to build some muscle by giving paizuri.

>>70153895
It's not too surprising that women who want to hide behind a drawing may have body image issues.

Whiskey hurts my ears.
The Dutch accent isnt pleasant

I think Lumi SUCKS

>>70153907
phase connect?

This cowie is very sexual and ready for sex.

>>70154027

>>70152680
>claims to watch pippa since the beginning
>never visit the place she mentions and sings songs about
dyrbi?

>>70154046
I can only assume prolonged streaming as a vtuber only serves to exacerbate the problem

>>70154054
I knew a cute voiced Dutch girl. It's just the voice.

>>70154041

>>70152903

Hina is
>a vtuber
>in phase connect
>oshis pippa
>goes to raves
>wanted to do gfe and asmr right out of the gate
You're being played like a damn fiddle if you treat her as anything but an actress

>>70153841
cutest auschwitz inmate!

I'm just glad some people are finally starting to notice Lumi's lying. It used to be only me pointing this stuff out.

>>70154092
Lumi's perfect ivory skin carefully crafted by the gods themselves...

If you're not watching Ember's stream, open this spoiler.

Hina nooooo