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I love Ina!
>>70150303She's still a virgin, it doesn't count between women.
Kiara in 21 hours
Lapsama my friend
I love Mori!
>>70150367i want to squeeze them and lick the waki
Jesas, the noises Ririka made when this came up
Hey man
>>70150421If it doesn't count as sex then why can't I scrape out Ina's insides with my tongue?
RAFFIANS LET US IN WE FORGOT THE KEY
>>70150450>no GBC Pokemon Card Game holostreams everIt hurts so much, man. Fuck TPC and their perms nonsense.
>>70150333This is how you know Ririka is a metafag card game player
Does Kanade know how lewd she's being on twitter?
This thread will be hornier, by the way.
>>70150367Great tits
SEX WITH KAELA, ANIMALISTIC ROUGH LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, UNGA BUNGA CAVEMAN SEX WITH WRESTLING MOVES AND BROKEN BONES, HIGH IMPACT COITUS WITH KAELA, STEAMY BABY BATTER INJECTIONS WITH KAELA, FLESH SMACKING VAGINAL INFILTRATION WITH KAELA, SWEATY SEX TIME WITH KAELA, ANAL EXPLORATION WITH KAELA, SLOPPY GLUK GLUK ORAL FUN TIME KAELA, TIDDY SLAP SUCK WITH KAELA, MATING PRESS KAELA, PUMP MY CUM INTO KAELA, FINGERBANGING IN THE FORGE WITH KAELA, CUNNILINGUS WITH KAELA, FULL NELSON WITH KAELA, MISSIONARY POSITION WITH THE SOLE PURPOSE OF PROCREATION WITH KAELA, I NEED TO PLAY THE BUTT BONGO WITH KAELA, SHOOT MY GOO INSIDE KAELA, TANTRIC HUMAN PRETZEL SEX WITH KAELA, SPIT POLISHING MY BALLS WITH KAELA, SHOVING THE END OF KAELA'S BLACK SMITHING HAMMER INTO HER PUSSY AND HAVE HER STAND OVER ME AND HIP THRUST WHILE TIGHTENING HER VAGINAL MUSCLES AND USING THE HAMMER TO CRUSH MY COCK AND BALLS, I WANT KAELA TO CHAIN ME TO A BED AND POUR HOT WAX ALL OVER MY BODY AND SPIT INTO MY MOUTH, POURING SCENTED OILS ONTO KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS AND GIVING THEM A SENSUAL RUB, LOCKING LIPS WITH KAELA AND DOING THE TONGUE TANGO, TRANSFORMING INTO A HUMAN CHAIR AND LETTING KAELA STREAM FOR HOURS WHILE SITTING ON MY FACE, BURYING MY FACE INTO HER PITS AND SLATHERING THEM WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A STUPID DOG, WANDERING THE WILDERNESS TO FIND PRECIOUS NATURAL RESOURCES WITH KAELA, MARRYING KAELA AND GOING ON A ROMANTIC HONEYMOON GETAWAY AND IMPREGNATING HER WOMB UNDER THE MOONLIGHT, KNOCKING UP KAELA JUST WEEKS AFTER SHE GAVE BIRTH TO OUR FIRST CHILD AND DOING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN UNTIL WE HAVE A LEGION OF AUTISTIC CHILDREN, SLAPPING MY TURGID COCK AGAINST KAELA'S CLITORIS UNTIL I BLAST MY CREAM ONTO HER TUMMY, TAKING THE TIME TO COOK A HEARTY 3 COURSE MEAL FOR KAELA AFTER A LONG DAY OF STREAMING, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL IN THE FORGE AND FUCKING HER RAW UNTIL I PASS OUT FROM HEAT STROKE, RESTING MY HEAD IN KAELA'S LAP UNTIL I DRIFT OFF TO SLEEP, PRONEBONING KAELA ON THE COUCH AND PAINTING THE INSIDE OF HER ANUS WITH MY SEED, BURYING MY NOSE INTO KAELA'S PUBES AND TAKING A WHIFF, DECLARING FATWA UPON KAELA'S ENEMIES AND SLAUGHTERING THEM LIKE ANIMALS, TRAVELING TO ANCIENT GREECE USING TIME DISTORTIONS TO SECURE ADAMANTINE ORE FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS FOR MY BLACKSMITH WIFE KAELA, PERFORMING MID MINECRAFT STREAM CUNNILINGUS ON KAELA'S SWEATY GAMER GASH, MOANING SOFTLY WHILE KAELA'S CALLUSED HANDS BEAT MY MEAT, USING A SET OF ARMOR FORGED BY KAELA AS MY BULWARK FOR WHEN IT COMES TIME TO LIBERATE MY COUNTRY WITH KAELA, PERFORMING STANDARD WEAPON MAINTENANCE ON ANYA WITH KAELA, PLAYING KUSOGE WITH KAELA, CUMMING INSIDE KAELA'S SMITHING GLOVES WHEN SHE ISN'T LOOKING, DOING IT AGAIN WHEN SHE IS LOOKING, SHOVING MY SHLONG BETWEEN KAELA'S THIGHS, PAINTING KAELA'S SKIN A PURE ALABASTER WHITE WITH MY CUM, BENDING KAELA OVER HER ANVIL AND HAMMERING HER ASS WITH MY PENIS, AGRESSIVELY RUBBING THE HEAD OF MY COCK ALONG KAELA'S FOLDS AND SMACKING IT AGAINST HER ENGORGED CLITORIS, SHOOTING MY SELF PRODUCED MAYO DOWN KAELA'S GULLET, SPEWING MY MOUNT VESUVIOUS CUM FLOW INSIDE KAELA'S ORIFICES, SNIPER SHOTTING MY LOAD ACROSS INTERNATIONAL WATERS AND SOVEREIGN BORDERS TO PRECISION IMPREGNATE KAELA'S WOMB, CONNECTING WITH KAELA VIA NEURAL HANDSHAKE IN OUR JAEGAR AND BOXING KAIJU TO PROTECT OUR SEAS, CARRYING A SLEEPING KAELA TO MY BED AND KISSING HER ON HER FOREHEAD, GENTLY PUSHING MY DIAMOND HARD DICK DEEP INTO KAELA'S DEPTHS, CRYING OUT IN ECSTASY WHEN KAELA GORILLA GRIPS MY COCK AND BEATS MY MEAT LIKE IT OWES HER MONEY, USING KAELA'S NECKWARMER AS MY CUM RAG, FONDLING KAELA'S HEAVING BREASTS WHILE HITTING IT FROM BEHIND, PERFOMING DISPLAYS OF PUBLIC OF AFFECTION WITH KAELA THAT MAKES ONLOOKERS UNCOMFORTABLE, PASSIONATE WOMB BUSTING LOVE MAKING WITH KAELA, LEARNING INDONESIAN FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF IMPRESSING KAELA'S PARENTS, TAKING A BLACKSMITHING COURSE SO I CAN WORK ALONGSIDE MY WIFE KAELA, DOMINATING BIJOU WITH KAELA, GIVING KAELA THE PUSSY POUNDING OF A LIFETIME AND HAVING HER LEGLOCK ME WITH ENOUGH FORCE TO SEVER MY SPINE, GLAZING KAELA'S CUMZONE WITH MY GOO, PERFORMING ARCHAIC RITUALS TO SUMMON MULTIPLE KAELA'S INTO OUR REALM TO ACHEIVE THE KAELA SINGULARITY, SHOVING MY COCK UP OLLIE'S ASS WHILE KAELA SITS ON HER FACE, RESEARCHING THE BEST GRINDY AUTISM FEST GAMES FOR KAELA TO ENJOY ON AND OFF STREAM, SLATHERING KAELA'S SOLES WITH MY SALIVA LIKE A DEGENERATE, UPLOADING MY CONCIOUSNESS TO THE CLOUD SO I CAN MATERIALIZE MID KAELA 3D SHOWCASE AND IMPREGNATE HER LIVE, ROCKNAPPING BIJOU AND APPRAISING HER SMALL BODY WITH KAELA, PLAYING SHITTY MOBA GAMES WITH KAELA TO PROVE MY LOVE FOR KAELA, HAVING A 69 HOUR ENDURANCE SEX MARATHON FEATURING SPECIAL SEGMENTS AND GUEST APPEARANCES WITH KAELA, BECOMING AN ELITE GYMNAST AND ACROBATIC SO I CAN HAVE GRAVITY DEFYING MIDAIR SEX WITH KAELA, INFILTRATING THE HIDDEN LEAF VILLAGE TO STEAL THE SHADOW CLONE JUTSU CLONE SO I CAN MAKE CLONES OF MYSELF AND SEX KAELA LIKE IN THIS IMAGE https://files.catbox.moe/iw2w9u.png
I'm posting Nurse Kanata. Don't get horny.
kronk playthrough when
>>70150544
>>70150533cute looner
>>70150533>>70150450See post. >>70150527
My Ina!
>>70150367Which pair is more suckable and whose milk would taste better?
>>70150525RAFFIANS DON'T LET THEM IN THEY'RE THE EVIL CLONES YOU KNOW THAT IM THE RÆL ONE
>>70150367manifesting in global for extra manifestation
Why is Fuwawa the soft horny one and Mococo the loud pure one?
>>70150573>Don't get horny.Ok, how?
>>70150544How horny we talking here?
>>70150573no can do
Mococo butthole
>>70150596I'm opening the door Mogochyan
>>70150677You just don't!
>>70150527To be fair I think Ririka says she plays TBC, YGO and Cardfight
>>70150643How can you call Mococo pure when she exposed her ass live on stream to the raffians?
I spend today unreasonably long time looping covers from Miko and Sora and original from Okayu/Luna
What would you do in this situation?
>>70150595Shiori's are more suckable, but she produces ink. It's what she uses to write.
I ate Ayamefriend.
>>70150705But I'm a man...
>>70150367
true dead hours
Meimei a cute!
Wait a minute isn't Dragon's Dogma 2 being released soon? I hope Holos have forgotten about it just like I did.
>>70150784European prime time
>>70150741thats obvious.<spoiler>take her out to eat and pay for her food, just to watch her happily eat</spoiler>
>>70150758Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of six cats!
>>70150805Ayamefriend gets sexually assaulted as soon as a Holo plays DD, by the way.
>>70150838who is this girl?
>>70150784not true
>>70150442hey same
>>70150805You are just baiting for correctionpost you whore
>>70150832 (me)im retarded.
>>70150871proof next thread?
>>70150838What if he eats your cats, too?
>>70150750Cutie
>>70150853I don't think the anon who vowed down to draw that is still around
:)
Ku fu fu...
>>70150805AS IF! THE DAY OF RECKONING APPROACHES, YOU BRAT!
>>70150576soon but she'll know nothing about it
>>70150946who laughs like this irl?
>>70150980Brats do.
>>70150940Maybe the guy who drew all the sexy cheebs will correct the brat for us.
>>70150980Japanese women who model themselves after characters
>>70150980Some people of that’s just a weird spelling of a laugh and not how it literally sounds
And two guinea pigs and a turtle and a rabbit?
>>70150898proof in about 5 hours which may or may not still be the same thread
this thread is just filler btw
https://litter.catbox.moe/m00yv2.jpeg https://litter.catbox.moe/79v59x.jpeghttps://litter.catbox.moe/d7s2jb.jpeg
Nerissa likes to pretend to be "just a little guy" but she really seems to enjoy murdering other holomem.
>>70150980I would go ke ke ke...
>>70150980My sister does, it's a weird
>>70151051With that much work, you'll never make it to Japan. I will always be a bigger Hololive fans than you, as I go to concerts and soaplands of your Oshi.
>>70151051Actually two turtles now.
>>70151066Is this A.I.?
>>70151077Is she single and smelly?
>>70150946>>70150980Fun fact. The "Fu" is really just a romanized approximation of the Japanese "Hu" sound. (はひへほ)ふIt's not really an F sound, but the Portuguese had to assign it something and it didn't sound close enough to the Western "hu" to match.So "Ufufufufufu~" is really "Uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu". "Kufufufu" is "kuhuhuhu" Keep that in mind the next time you see a smug loli laughing
dead hours like these are very good for catching up like watching vods and more
reminder that everything Kiara knows about Hawaii is either from Yakuza or from an old, sleazy DVD about Japanese teenagers in swimsuits
>>70151166She's just like me...
>>70151134Yes, she's a smelly Neet skeleton woman that bums off of me. Please take her.
btw for any anons going to holofes hereI'm going to be holding a meetup on Friday the day before, I've already got a few people coming. I'll post more details closer to the date for any anons interested.
Speaking about Aqua, how did you guys react to seeing how she absolutely won the SAO bowl?
>>70151166I just know about it from lilo and stitch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLkvgLXWDEA
>>70151100>90% of Ayamefriend's paycheck goes into gacha>the remaining 10% goes into pet food
There's a femanon that went to catholic school in the thread right now
>>70151239Sometimes it really do be like that...
>>70151219Sh'es not Kirito and will never be Kirito . She didn't win
Reminder to please stare at this Ina to give her your eyeball energy so the hole in her eye is fixed safely
>>70151219I'm really happy for her, and annoyed to all hell that she fucking won the bowl in the worst game in the franchise
>>70151120The blending on the nails and the incorrect gems didn't tip you off?
>>70151207Don't worry, I'll architect her.
>>70151120I'd assume so
>>70150412Me too!
>>70151239>90% of Ayamefriend's paycheck goes into gacha>the remaining 10% goes into pet foodthis is normal
>>70151213Hell yeah bro, where we meeting? I haven't made any plans or bought any tickets for other stuff in Tokyo yet because I didn't know when people wanted to meet up.
>>70151295This looks like Niko Bellic with a wig
Kanners
>>70151345FaunaWomen.webm
>>70151390I like to call her Amanekanatach!
>>70151401
>>70151274>>70151345Stop being mentally ill.
>>70151371Not sure yet. It'll probably be a restaurant with some other fans. Keep in mind that there will probably be girl(s) there if that bothers you.
FAUNA SEX AND CUTE
Tonkers
>>70151281I did my staring reps and now my eyes really hurt. I think it's working
How the fuck are there woman Hololive fan for the girls? explain yourself
>>70151219happy 4 onion
>>70151510Don't worry, I'll take care of the girls so that they don't bother you guys.
>>70151269I went to Catholic school too. Where's my kinky ichimin GF?
>>70151503I'll have you know, I'm perfectly mentally stable. I think.>>70151532I like to call her Tokyo Tower!
>>70151540Thank you for your sacrifice
>>70151514Fauna had to realize how sexual her new outfit is when she made it, right?
>>70151510Girls? As long as they're not Japanese and I don't have to embarrass myself with my absolute basic level Japanese skills.
>>70151543The same way there are male Holostar fans.
>>70151543lesbians
>>70151611
>>70151503Cats are more important, you oshi agrees with me KFP.
>>70151631Lesbians aren't real. We've been over this.
>>70151645Well, yeah...
>his oshi doesn't drive a Harley
>/hlgg/>women
hey
>>70151738hey man
>>70151645But Kiara is also a woman(mentally ill)....
>>70151629they don't exist, nobody watches those fags
>>701515431. Women who are homosexual or bisexual2. Women who substitute their lack of female friends with vtubers3. Women who enjoy male-dominated spaces because they crave easy attention and/or cybersex 4. Women who enjoy male-dominated spaces because they're failed normies and cope by being "not like the other girls"
>>70151706Worst of all, GAY women...
>>70150741I fuck the cat.
>>70151543They crave the Ame
>>70151784GuraInaKiaraMori, Ame
>>70151784Hey I just like cute things and it just so happens that Hololive is filled with cute girls, don't put me into any of those categories.
>>70151166Could do worse
>>70151878Please post your pits
>>70151878I will put you into 1
Watakarot.
>>70151784Why can men watch stuff like RLM or SBF without it being weird but the moment a girl tries to watch a female entertainer they have to be psychoanalyzed?
>>70151784>2. Women who substitute their lack of female friends with vtubers>3. Women who enjoy male-dominated spaces because they crave easy attention and/or cybersex >4. Women who enjoy male-dominated spaces because they're failed normies and cope by being "not like the other girls"This is what modern society has done to women.
gonna molest some /hlgg/ girls
mnmn mnmhmnm nmnnm *hums music*
this thread really is just a discord
>>70151945same desu
>>70151861Switch Gura from the first category to the last one
I can make friends if I want to, I simply do not want to because interacting with others sucks. That's why watching Vtubers is better.
>>70151919Girls don't normally watch other women act cutesey and flirty for an audience of men or play video games.
>>70151970its a thread on 4chan not a discord thoughthe only similarity is there is activity of people posting text and images
>>70151970*DMs you unsolicited gay porn*
>>70151970This is way better then last few threads we have had.
Ayamefriend, please marry me
>>70151985>sapling>interested in girls
we yes, we are watching twilight again in 8 hourshow do we feel about this
>>70151919You're wrong about one thing, people do psychoanalyze men over what they watch and why too. How many times have you seen questions like "why would you [men] watch Hololive if it's not to have a surrogate girlfriend"?
>>70151945>>70151985Evil niggas
>>70151996But we're your friends, aren't we? You used to call us that every thread.
>This many girls aroundWhat the fuck?
Jdon my soul isn't that funny
Ayamefriend, I'm gonna FUCK YOU UP
>>70151919A small minority is more intriguing than the main (target) audience. I'm not here to judge, it's just interesting.
>>70151970It's better than YouTube chat though.
>>70152092that is really wholesome anon thank you for posting this
>>70152081>girls
>Anons are planning their gay orgy already for fes
>>70151996This, but I can't make friends even when I want to
>>70152056Semantics.
mu balls smell
>>70150794yeah!
>>70152054they are equally surprised when I answer "because I didn't watch streamers before"
>>70151996We're your friends, so stop flirting with us.
I don't want with girls here though
Is Fauna's goth outfit vegan friendly?
>>70152116the 104 orgy never happenedI looked over at 104 an it was just normal people sitting down during CTW
>>70152114It would be batter if it was gay guys, but these are in fact real woman sadly
only oldfags remember
God damn Ririka is hot.
>>70151878Come to the gay side
>>70152140No... my Ayamefriend kayfabe...
>>70150628Why can't you dumb fucks use a lower volume for your audio instead of having them at full fucking blast?
>>70152197It happened after
>>70152116Nah we finna organize an offpako gangbang with some Japanese fembuds or Kenzies
>>70152213She should cool it
>>70151970 get pinged
>>70152012>unsolicited
>>70152197That's because the orgy was in the back, and by orgy it was me accidentally punching a tiny KFP girl in the face with my penlight and feeling awkward about it the rest of the night
>>70152219How about this one?
>>70152184It's okay, they're losers without boyfriends.
>orgies on one side>women on the other sideWhat the fuck is happening in /hlgg/?
>>70150525Wrong apartment, this is Haaton FOB 317, Raffians or whatever arent here and arent being used to make soup, so GTFOTJP
>>70152219skill issue
weren't fauna and mumei meant to be joining this trio for the twilight sequels or did I imagine that
>>70152304We should mix the two.
>>70152116I liked the /vt/ orgy that we had at Fraunce's in NY back in the day. I wish there was another one in the US, I'm not travelling to Japan
>>70152330In the second half, when they finish the first two movies.
>>70151219
>>70152348There has NEVER been a /vt/ orgy
>>70152216Heh. Caught you off guard didn't I.
>>70150367same aesthetic
>>70152410>he wasn't invited to the /vt/ orgyouch
>>70152264To think Murayama died right before his passion project (and his fuck you to Konami) was released
>>70152380
>>70152330They're coming in for the last movies
Which Holo is the most likely to marshmallow out in the open?
Whatever they tell you, all Nakirigumi want a bite of this
How was crab piss, worth seeing?
>>70151155So you’re saying Ufufu~ is just HUEHUEHUE?
I am not horny today.
>>70152296>losers without boyfriends.Don't want one
>>70152457It'd be more believable for someone to hook up and start dating from here than an orgy.
>>70152492Artist?
>>70152536That's what Miko said to Pekora after proposing the sleepover
>>70152544What, you don't want loser girls without boyfriends, or you don't want a boyfriend?
>>70152048I haven't watched a Twilight watchalong yet, and wont until my oshi watches it.
>>70152536sus
>>70152479You still remember it!
>>70152547Anon, just come to the next meetup to see for yourself
>>70152536
These fuckers finally made their way to my house, several weeks after the other beeg smols got here
>seeing Madame Web tonight then watching Twilight with the girlskuso or kino?
>>70152544>>70152410cope
>>70152590I don't want a boyfriend, girl sure.
>>70152516https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtaLHxE1LDM
>>70152597Of course I remember. I'm not some ojisan whose memory gets wiped every 20 minutes.
WTF is Iofi doing there
>>70151543There are 3 ways a girl like hololive 1. "She's literally me fr fr" 2. Loud uoohing about cunny models3. They want to fuck/be fucked
>>70151120there's a hand melting into the mattress under the pillow in the second one
shut the fuck up and look at this
>>70152658She's making a push for new collab partners and a new EOP audience
>>70152547
Reminder there are no women in this thread, do not be fooled by gays
>>70152658I mean Risu has had more EN collabs in the past few months than the last 3 years combined
>>70152702Well she's doing a terrible job. Everytime I open her streams she's speaking indo
>>70152731if only...
>>70152654I'm not old!
>>70152731This sounds like something I woman would say to make us act gay...
>>70152622MW is bad, Twilight is good (I'm a man)
>>70152731But I am a gay woman
>>70152731there are and they never shut the fuck up about it, annoying whores
>>70152795Stop larping
>>70152756Hai hai. Aren't you proud of your oshi for her 100% victory? The only thing that's left to do is to star in an SAO anime, right next to Kirito.
shiorin cheeks pressed against my face
>ayamefriend is backbros...
>>70152731God I wish
>>70152803And they NEVER post their pits
>>70152553https://twitter.com/_sojuice_
>>70152658Being the sole representative of Team Jacob.
>>70152683Sax it up, Mimei
>>70152846or their ankles
>meetupsi feel like i could strike up a conversation if the need arises but ever since the corona stuff, i slowly lost contact with all my old friends and became even more of a shut-in NEET, how would i turn a conversation into a natural 'hey lets be friends and stuff and exchange contact info', i havent had to try and make friends since high school, this shit sucks balls, i hate being older!! im still young, damnit!!
>>70152602I'll be at Fes...
>>70152824
>>70151636
>>70152646Why're you gay?
>>70152874Perfect...
>>70151166Dunno, the Yakuza portrayal seems fairly realistic
>>70152917crazy how the few woman in a hololive EN thread are gay or at least bisexual, never could’ve seen that one coming
>>70152683This meme is almost 14 years old by the way.
>>70152969stop
>>70152946sex
Oh Fauna is streaming tonight
>>70152965That's just correction baiting.
>>70153045with
>>70151100Wait, what happens to them if you die before they do? Don't turtles live long ass time?
>>70152944I don't know... "man with giant vibrator beats up clown on stilts" sounds more like Florida
>>70152822I'm really happy for her, but I have to confess I haven't really kept up with SAO since the anime's third season...
i have mild autism, but my dick is big. chances of getting a femanon to cosplay nerissa for me?
>>70152683
>>70153092Kiara!
>>70153071I’m not baiting someone to correct me, finding a straight woman hanging out here would be about as strange as finding a straight man heavily involved in the 1Direction fandom on tumblr
>>70152965Such a huge shock after seeing nerissa the huge female fan who joined Hololive
SEX WITH HAGS
>>70153183bi
>>70153097I don't know. If I die before they do, I'll probably give them away to a younger family member or something.>>70153109I don't know how Aqua feels about the GGO series because it doesn't have Kirito and is the best series since LLENN is cuter and better but you should watch it anyway since new season got announced.
Hell yea
I'm not even a hooman but I can't stop thinking about kissing Emo Mumei. She's so cute and attractive in that look. Help me.
>>70150758
https://youtube.com/shorts/lOh9PlaSZYgWhat did koyo mean by this?
>>70152834But for how long? Maybe she'll disappear again after today. And then come back after 20 years acting like nothing happened.
>>70153226Sensei this isn't the correct thread.
>>70153226Wrong thread, fuck
>>70153286You never paid me your armpits for that femboy zip file.
>>70153286Ichihag...
>>70153244Those panties don't have strings, how is it going to stay on when she stands up?
>>70152869It's not too late to come hang out with the /hlgg/ bros even if you're an ojisan.
>>70153321Purple magic
>>70153378Magic isn't real.
>>70153162Just be Bisexual and get a Hololive loving boyfriend and kiss some girls on the side. Easy.
>>70153109I really like this art and artist they really capture the same essence of akutan
>>70152795
>>70153321um actually it's a artistic interpretation of her absurdly short skirt clipping through her legs when she sits in 3D
>>70153242
>>70153321>>70153378The magic of glue. The same thing those Rio dancers use.
>>70153419shut up battler
>>70153156hot
Gura cute Gura cute!
>>70153445So she's not even wearing panties?!
>welcome to /hlgg/ where the men are gay and the women are gayer
>>70153453I think it's primarily the haircut. The way it covers half her face just makes my penis rise.
>>70153522There is literally nothing wrong with loving women.
>>70153522It's really fucking funny. This post made me legit laugh for some reason
>>70153377im twentyseven
>>70153522And half the men are femboys - leaving the spoils of war to 6'0+ chads like me.
>>70153577Holy shit you're old
I think it's time for the women to leave
>>70153522you got that backwards
>>70153522it’s not gay to top a twink. this isn’t 2005
>>70153533
>>70153487Girls shouldn't wear panties.
>>70153615I'm 30, he's not old.
>>70153646not now nerissa
>>70153661Holy fuck, you're even more decrepit
>>70153646
>>70153685I'm 31, he's not that decrepit.
>>70153661ok grandpa, go sit over there and take your dementia meds
>>70153685Are you a child?
I have a throbbing erection that I want to cram in gura’s heart shaped box
>>70153618I really want to fuck Gura's cunny, what now?
>>70153646Girls should always have period panties.Fuckers leave a fucking trail behind them otherwise.
>>70153708Sit your ass down whippersnapper I'm 33
>>70153685I'm 38
show me the faupits
>Ojisans flexing to see who's the most ojisan out of a gaggle of ojisans.
>all the ojisans coming out of the woodworkNo wonder this thread smells of aged beer and buckwheat.
>>70153820I own $500,000 in vanguard index funds. I’m the most ojisan out of the ojisans
>>70153820>tfw only a level 34 oji-san
>>70153767tell me it gets better...
>>70153820>>70153836You don't want to irritate a gaggle of flexing ojisans. They'll go full doujinshi on your ass if you're a brat.
https://twitter.com/Ringsel1/status/1762566536949338131
>>70153820>Doing this in front go a bunch of stinky lesbiansVery interesting thread
>sub 35 zoomers have the gall to show themselves here
>>70153836Damn brat
>>70153843i have 500 dollars
>>70153864I can throw my back out by sneezing/cumming too hard. It doesn't.
>>70153912Can't we just overwhelm the lesbians with our superior numbers?
Really missin the Ina...
>>70153925i'm afraid to check my bank account
It's the end.
>>70153836someone's son posted this
>>70153917I'll be 20 this year and become an oji.
>>70153966This. Always.
why is the thread so gay today?
>>70153912Let me be the first to extend the olive branch to the lesbians so we can form the lesbian-ojisan alliance.
>>70153975Literally 10 years too soon for you, youngling
>>70153912all the women here are fags, it doesn’t matter
>>70154003No streams
>>70154003The woman being gay or the guys being gay?
>>70154003>todayBut I'm being extra straight today by flirting with the gay hags.
>>70154017You're ok ok with them Chumbud since they're all fucking lolicons
>>70153820I bet you guys aren't even bald.
>>70153894coward
>>70154103
>>70154108Being a non bald ojisan is great. I still look like I'm only 23-24.
>>70154108I am and I'm not even 30 yet
>>70150367Shiori's pushup bra is nice, but fauna's braless sag is good too.
>>70154081Lesbians sounding pretty based rn
>>70154141could be worse. I have a friend who straight up went bald in high school. thankfully he has a good head for it
>>70154108I'm not bald but I am balding. For whatever reason I got alopecia instead of male pattern baldness so the front of my head is fucked.
>>70154081proof?
well since we're all being gay can I get a cute anon to give me a chu before I head out to work.
>>70154143fauna is on the left of the OP
>>70154194Do your best at work today! Chu~
>>70154217This post is a mystery.
There is way more woman here then I thought, I'm scared now. I could could be replying to a girl
I love all of you.Love love love love loveChu chu chu chu chu chu
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I didn't realize this got an official release.https://yenpress.com/titles/9781975391522-holox-meeting-vol-1
>>70154256They're all flannel wearing dykes that drive a Subaru or a Jetta
>>70154189They're playing BA
Kiara owes me sex
>>70154256sex with ririka while she tries to use english the whole time
>>70154305jetta cute!
>>70154305I actually drive a Hyundai because I can actually reach the gas pedals.
My BEEGsmols came, CouncilRyS is home
>>70154323Reine, you had your chance.
>>70154323ogey mori
>>70154323Six what?
>>70154343How good are you at parallel parking?
global, I dont want to alarm you, but there maybe a woman or WOMEN in THE THREAD
>>70154386I don't even know how to spell taht.
>>70154248you’re right, I guess I temporarily developed dyslexia
>>70154305>JettaI read this as Zeta and thought, but Zeta cute tho
>>70154382based
Is Bae's totsu stream tonight?
>>70154217Based direction giver.
>>70154189I would post my my FGO account that has almost every loli in the game gailed and NP5ed, but people might recognize it>>70154305>flannel wearingPlease, I have some fashion sense. I really wish I could wear lolita dresses though I do have a Hyundai cause I'm short though
>>70154413Great, now I want to see Zeta as a VW Jetta like this
Stop being female and in the threadEither be male or not in the thread
>>70154382Sex hours
Tying up Ayamefriend and forcing her to cum in front of all her pets and plushies...
>>70154305I'd ride Subaru
>>70153956Me too... At least there's A-chan's costume reveal or maybe even Bae's totsu tomorrow morning
>>70154343>>70154485WHY ARE ALL THE HAGS SO SHORTWHERE CAN I FIND A GACHA-SLAVE HAG TO PAMPER
>thread celebrity hoursyikes
>>70154343>>70154485>2 of the women here drive HyundaiTruly mental illnessGod I love short women though...>>70154396That's horrifying...
Do you think the rest of promise will be added for that counterside collab?
Sex with female dokushas
>>70150976NOOOOOOOOOO
>Both hags are lolicons>Both hags are gay>Both hags drive hyundais because they're short
>>70154584after year 4 of /hlg/ and /hlgg/ being like this you'd think you'd be used to it
>>70150794Cute and sexy.
>>70154584This is much better then shitposting and anti stuff during dead hours
>>70154305Hyundai’s and Subaru’s are such dog water. Drive a Honda or Toyota like a reasonable person
>>70154584If they won't even post pits they're not a true celebrity.
>>70151213>>70151371I'll be in Tokyo the whole week before Holofes. I'm for sure in for meeting on Friday. I'm also up for meeting up earlier in the week if any anons are looking for things to do. I saw someone suggest checking out the Choya umeshu bar that Ina went to and that seemed like a good idea.
>>70154630please post emo moombutt 1
>>70154545>tfw no tomboy childhood friend with big tits
>>70154519Pff, I only need six MINUTES
Fauna and Chloe should push their breasts against each other
>>70152822>>70153109GOD DAMMNIT JUST FUCK ALREADY!! OR BETTER YET WEAR WHITE TIGHTS AND GIVE ME A FOOTJOB. I AM NO LONGER ASKING, THIS IS A DEMAND
>>7015382040 here. Silently watching the crossfires.
>>70154584I'd take anything other than the schizo samefagging his fanbase wars at this point
>>70154616Why the fuck can't I find a STRAIGHT midget lolicon woman? >>70154653Where's that bar? I'll mark it on my map and plan the rest of my day in that area.
>>70150367what was the name of that one Hololive orisong that goes "I go sneaky neaky neaky neaky neaky neaky"
>>70154655>ywn come home from a long day of work and be greeted by your cute tomboy wife and children
>>70154616This seems common if you look a woman Hololvie fans
Sex with this creature
>>70154606Ao is just so damn fixable.
>>70154710Bi is the best you can get. Take it or leave it.
>>70154729a majority of lolicons are women, anon
I'm not a hag.
Wait just a goddamn minute.If there's 2 gay women in the thread, why aren't they fucking each other, if they're so gay? Could this be in fact, a cover up from the mountains of boyfriend applications they'd get? Seems pretty suspect to me....
>>70154741
>>70154768They both also have billions of cats so I think it's unironically too late for them.
>>70154757That's the good news. You will be, soon!
>>70154768All those boyfriend applications are a waste of time. I'll be the obvious choice
>>70154616Just because I have a Hyundai doesn't mean I'm gay or a women
While there's a bunch of gays and women itt now, I'll ask again. What are some good face washes for a skin care routine?
>>70154753every chinese crossdressers account's likes seem to be completely full of lolis getting sexed and wearing white tights
>>70154785NEED an Ao wife
>>70154741She doesn't need fixing
>>70152869>>70153577>>70153661>>70153767
>>70154744Eh, I'd take it. If a girl cheats on your with another girl, you're legally allowed to rape the other one. I'm down for some weird stuff like them dressing in goth loli and pretending to be a little girl.
ITT
>>70154710Oh yeah, the Choya bar is in Ginza.
>>70154881Post the fujo one, it's more accurate
>>70154881that's an important tradition and you should not mock it
>>70154744I always wonder what repulses some guys from the bi girls. What is wrong with having your bro as your boo? Watching idol concerts and talking shit in games together sounds great. Plus cooking together and shit.
>>70154859Use Cetaphil face washUse CeraVe moisturizerUse some tretinoin at night before bed if you really got fucked up scars and shit, simple ast. Straight male
Was Ao engineered specifically to have a high percentage of female fans?
>>70154562Yeah. She said stream mid-week, so I'm hoping that means tomorrow. But most of all I'm hoping her eye's okay
>>70154958well yes she says so
>>70154919Probably because it's easy to assume bisexual girls are total harlots. Plus, you can't identify them from sight like gay women. I'd date a bisexual girl.
Hell yeah, finally got my hat
>>70154859Rose Ingleton MD, but I don't think you have worry about makeup as much I would guess? I like it since my skin is sensitive and it doesn't dry it out
>>70154988this is actually a good powerlevel friendly hunting hat
>>70154958I am not a woman and I love her
>>70154970Her model will have an eye patch from now on
>>70154919I think most men are fine with dating bisexual girls. I can’t recall any of my friends complaining about it, and I wouldn’t care.
>>70155012How would Fauna (a vegan) feel about you wearing her merch while you hunt, anon?
>>70154907Good, I have to go to Ginza to check out some Seiko watches and try to get to Bar High Five.
>>70154919Probably the idea that theres competition they cant block.
>>70155042Women don't experience sexual attraction, which is why all of them are "bisexual"
>>70154919Almost every dude finds girls kissing hot. You must've met some weird dudes.
>>70155084Women don't masturbate either
We're on Page 10.
>>70155108Tell that to the cucumber
>>70155139Abandon hope
>women don't masturbate
>>70154988I'm happy for you, anon.I think that more anons should post pics of their merch, so that I can live vicariously through them.
>>70155050Hunting is less barbaric than factory farming livestock.
>>70154988NiceMy IRyS merch, Bae album, and 4th Fes stuff just shipped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB-05hEv4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB-05hEv4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB-05hEv4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB-05hEv4Mhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFB-05hEv4M
https://youtu.be/eXQA6CsBpig?feature=shared&t=1009Takamori is real.
>>70155139Then post some pictures of Luna. Or else maybe someone else will post some pictures of Luna. I would but I'm at work. Here are some ideas of Luna pictures: 1. The soundpost of her dancing in front of the pink background to a song from (I think) animal crossing?2. The picture of her holding a rocket launcher3. The gif of her jumping up and down wearing one of her stupid t-shirts that she designed that you can't get anymore (but I have one)
>>70154958yeh but she's such a girlfailure men love her too
>>70155268Heh I pondered posting this when I saw it.
>>70154721Shit Days
Nakiri Ayame-dono.
>>70155268BRAVO YAGOO
>>70154653A lot of Takos have been taking the trip to the Choya bar just to see ina's signature.
it's nice when Kiara doesn't stream so there is no KFP vs schizo battle that takes up the entire thread and we can have threads like this instead.
>>70155268>Takamori is pretending that you have eaten Wow it's been kayfabe since the Samurai days
>>70155139pls understand dead hours can't compete with dramatourists. It will take at least a month of no drama for them to fuck off but the other company keeps on making yabs.
>Fauna retweetOh shit. What's she streaming?
>>70155181Cute
>>70155347underrated song
>>70155374We have w*man here though
>>70155269
>>70155378Wow, I'm doing takamori every DAY then!
Nerissa and Kronii has some real sexual chemistry god damn
>>70155402Based OMAD chad.
rank the Hololive Myth girls by how cool their signature is
Nerissa owes me sex.
Who won the fanbase wars yesterday?
>>70155175Man, Nerissa has really become the bisexual horny icon when she is just a cute dork.
Since Kiara came back from her break she has not done a single collab
I owe femanons sex.
>>70155482I'm built like Shion.
>>70155403IEATOCTOPUS
>>70155488Bisexual femanons owe me a loving relationship and marriage.
>>70155497too ugly
>>70155502post proof
>>70155476Bijou and Reine have both said Kiara has turned down collab invitations recently. Hope she's OK
>>70155497Cute
>>70155374I would gladly graduate Kiara if it meant we could have comfy gayposting threads from now on.
>>70152156The cutest!
>>70155555>Bijou and Reine have both said Kiara has turned down collab invitations recentlyI missed this, timestamps?
>>70150367I'm completely late to watching this, but no Fauna. Your tshirt doesn't make you look modest. The form fit only accencuates and makes your breasts stand out more on top of looking more softer. Those honkabadonkas look more molestable than ever and I hope kirin-artists will take advantage of that
>>70154630Both!
Where's our local Heimin who always tells women to go away?
>>70155597I hate Waero's Ina because he refuses to make her flat.
>>70155497Cute Hooman.
>>70155374This is the worst thread we've had in a while though
>>70155446Towaas usual
>>70155581nice try schizo
>>70155502no you aren't
>>70155597show me the ina'nus
>>70155555>Hope she's OKConsidering the menhera breakdown her roommate had, I doubt it.
Mindbreaking Ayamefriend into loving anal and making her go to work wearing a buttplug under her skirt
>>70155604>molestablewell that's the most misogynistic thing I've read all day
>>70155497why her face is made of playdoh
>Fauna and Mumei retweeted the same FauMei artWhat could this mean? Only femanons can reply.
JWU>finally had a dream with Hololive>Mumei was doing a offcollab with Bae at some random beach>in the stream they were showing Bae's topless chest on camera>Mumei was drawing a fake bikini over her nipples with black ink>both giggling like retardswhat did my brain mean by that?
So...why did Egguardo suddenly started samefagging his schizo fantasies?
Alright it's now time to not be horny /hlgg/, there are more important things to be thinking about.
>>70155662you're rapable
>>70155662wheredoyouthinkweare.jpg
i have awoken
>>70155632>SchizoI don’t hate Kiara, I just like the thread being usable more.
>>70155662You haven't been browsing enough /vt/ then, that's weaksauce
>>70155696you're the kind of person I was complaining about by the way
>>70155684your brain is saying that mubae is endgame
>>70155684you shouldn't masturbate before bed
Any other Asian music fans here?
>>70155685>thumbnail
>>70155718argie please, make it less obvious
>>70154656I didn’t label it with a 1, but here’s the first.
>>70155741i like the doujins where he's a woman with big boobs and gets raped
>>70155679They were browsing art together and shlicking it at the same time.
>>70155700I don't think, I just be horny.
>>70155555timestamps?
>>70155497Which EN fanbase has the cutest girls?
>>70155730Don’t try to reason with KFP, they would burn Hololive to the ground if it was good for Kiara.
>page 10quick, post your favourite /hlgg/ copypasta
>>70155657Which is again, just odd. She has friend after friend, her kitty buddies are healthy and spry, her mom is doing well, she has more money than she can spend, dunno what it could be.
>>70155718>your oshi is the threadkill yourself you disingenuous nigger
>>70155700I’m thinking about how if I lived 5,000 years ago I’d rape every shion and shiokko within a 10 mile radius, or die trying
>>70155716
>>70155700Ayamefriend, would you find it romantic if I flew to the islands and found you to ask you out on a date. Or would you find it weird? Be honest
>>70155818>0 holos streamingso why are you here then?
>>70155812Gura: Cute little feet. Smooth, youthful skin with perhaps the odd cut or bandage from getting into all kinds of trouble. There's a tan line at about the ankle from wearing ankle-socks. Toenails are trimmed but not painted, maybe just a little dirty with some soil between the toes from some intrepid adventure she'd recently been on. Handling them is mostly charming due to how petite and quaint they are, but they have a kind of youthful innocence. 7/10Mori: Large, masculine feet with long toes. Her pale skin causes her azure veins to be visible upon close inspection. The toes are a bit red from being stuffed into high heels that are a size smaller than she ought to be wearing. This has caused the cuticles of her nails to be worn and even somewhat torn in places. A hangnail is not altogether unlikely. These are stressed feet that need more care. 6/10Kiara: Smooth, womanly feet, with beautifully clear skin. Almost excessively preened, the nails are beautifully manicured with bright nailpolish and the cuticles of her nails are clearly shaped and moisturized. The heel is so delicate that holding it is like holding a piece of fruit. They are faintly perfumed, which some might consider in bad taste, but for others has a kind of elegant maturity. 8.5/10, somewhat biased from meIna: Feet that are very frequently bare, and it shows. Little bits of lint between the toes, no signs of tanning, naturally lovely and somewhat small feet that are unfortunately not particularly cared for. The skin is a bit dry around the heel and the soles, suggesting lack of concern for their overall appearance. Somewhat free of odour if that's your thing. 7.5/10 but with potentialAmelia: If you weren't aware these were a woman's feet, you might not be able to tell. Stubby, mannish toes with toenails that are badly in need of trimming. A deeply acidic odour which many would find offensive but nevertheless may appeal to some tastes. If you look closely there are hairs growing between the toes, which is an uncommon feature on any feet, male or female. The skin is dry and cracked, perhaps even with a few hairline cuts from total lack of concern. Not only are these feet rarely moisturized or groomed, but they are seldom washed. Truly a wilderness. Not my cup of tea but again, appeals to niche tastes. 3/10
>>70155818My oshi is not the thread, but I do value it’s quality more than I value Kiara’s contributions to Hololive.
>>70155809Kiara is the only reason to care about Hololive.
>>70155555>source: "It was revealed to me in a dream"
>>70155813having a lot of money doesn’t prevent mental breakdowns, if anything it can exacerbate it and make you feel even more dissociatedt. moderately wealthy anon
>>70155881NTA but to talk to my cool /hlgg/ friends
Where the FRICK is Ame??
>>70155730Keep crying
>>70155761yea
>>70155852I'd find it more scary than anything because that would be I would be outside interacting with a human being outside of work.
Imagine how fat her tits and ass are
>>70155797What the fuck, it has an actual body now?
are Fauna and Mumei actually girlfriends? does this mean Bae got dumped?
>>70155883Honestly, I can't blame you. I would graduate your oshi for a Kiara stream right now
>>70155915have fun with your epic schizo war I guess
>>70155909We should pool our money and make a Hololive compound.
>>70155912Here
>>70155881I'm waiting for the bus to get home. I'm actually reading webnovels in another tab.
>>70155928I don't have to imagine. I'm her Imam
>>70155909You should be helping more people and then making more connections then, which could give you purpose. Often its not having direction after you attain a certain goal that trips people into depression.
>>70155809Oh yeah, think about all the other good girls in Hololive like.....uh......
>>70155912Ameverse
https://baraag.net/@Loliver65/112004542801159418https://baraag.net/@Loliver65/112004542801159418https://baraag.net/@Loliver65/112004542801159418
>>70155973I got eepy.
>>70155359Yeah, I think it's worth it. And I'm not sure how much umeshu I can drink, but I do like it.
>>70155696Can't have the thread being good, you HAVE to watch him seethe about Kiara and KFP unprompted
>>70155957The difference is nothing of value would be lost if his oshi graduated
>>70155925No... I'll bring some flowers and chocolate. We can talk about hololive and streams
>>70155925NTA but I have experience handling and nurturing shut in autistic women.
>>70156023you are just as bad
The next thread will begin soon. What will you all do in that one?
>not a single kiara post herethread is healing
>>70155885Same. I do actually like Hololive and watch streamers other than Kiara. But I would have lost interest before the end of 2020 if she weren't in it.
>>70155977Beats watching any of the non-Kiara girls, that's for sure.
>>70156011UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70156033I do this sometimes in the mirror.
Graduate KiaraHire DokiI saved Hololive
>>70156057Bully womenTalk about HoloFesMaybe post a lewd image (for example, a lewd Ui-mama)Get some dinner
>>70155497that's a man...
>>70156119No you dont
>>70156003I’m better now, it was more like the euphoria of making a lot of money was letting me sustain a terrible lifestyle for way too long, and I was eventually able to fix it
>>70156057I, Ayamefriend, am gonna post this year's first summary post.Oh, would you look at that, there are no streams on to write about. Too bad!
>>70155928She’s given her body measurements on stream before, you don’t have to imagine.
>>70156144I can do this pose.
>>70156120Graduate Bae*
>>70156166Why must you hurt me like this..
>>70156011
>>70156130>Bully women>Talk about HoloFesI'm going to HoloFes, now what ?
>>70156166What do you think about the counterside collab ayamefriend
>>70155813I want you to imagine having a hunger that is deep and urgent and impossible to ignore. You will never die from this hunger, but the only way to satiate it is to have a child. You know that this possibility is vanishing on the horizon as you continue to stubbornly stay alone. There is a very real chance that you will never give birth to a son or daughter, nurse them, raise them, teach them life lessons, put bandages on their knees, stroke their hair after a bad day at school and tell them everything's OK. These are becoming nevers for you, but they are things you deeply want. That is what you're seeing.
I'm going to cum a lot
What's for lunch?
Kiara is the FF7 Rebirth of ENBarry was rightEggs were right
>>70156011Why not post the whole thing
>>70156166It's been so long that I don't think I'm even capable of making summary posts like those anymore...
>>70156184No you can't
>>70156061Kys hooman
>>70156057Post my beegsmols
Holocure updates when?
>>70156260I wore this outfit before.
>>70156240hot
>>70156213my sisters are both in their 40s and seem pretty good at ignoring it
>>70156250Hag body...
>>70156240this is too young even for me
Immense cat
>>70155685whos period blood is that?
>>70156204Are you a woman? I'm going to find you and mock how you can't reach the top shelf.
What the fuck. Posting baeby shitting her pants is one thing. But posting pepeloni without the pepeloni?
>>70156250Those creaky old bones don't work like they used to, huh? Time spares no one.
>>70156240
just one more crumb of kiara please...
>>70155685I Get Moom
>>70155696It's his timeslot. It always starts at this hour.
>>70156292no you didn't
>>70156331I have a step stool, now what faggot?
>>70156338>that subtle back archgod I want to piledrive her so bad
>>70156240MY ADS
>>70156236>tfw you’re an eggchad and a barrychadThese week has been glorious
>>70156385I can smile like this.
I like art of Holos and all but sometimes I wanna see something more visually creative than just a person standing in a monochrome void.Do you have any recommendations of artists who try to do something interesting with their composition?
>>70156294didn't he say next month?
>>70156394Oh cool, the 5'1 gremlin is at my chest height now!
>>70156095The MV is god tier and the song is growing on me. Still can't beat Mogu Mogu Yummy tho.
>>70156310>>70156338I am NOT a hag!
>>70156057Post my daily wawa drawing, I'm nearly done. But I think it's worse than yesterdays so I'm kinda seething at myself.
WHERE TEH FUCK IS INA
>>70156419yeah probably
If I ever saw a femanon I would give her Buenos Dias Mandy.
>>70156458What's your pube status?
>>70156472dead
>>70156485imbecil!
>>70156424
>>70156458That's why you need to get pregnant now, before the haggification takes over.
>>70156458Let me save you...
help me!
>>70156458
this is just an AI trained on old ayamefriend posts from the archive
>>70156432He said that last month.
>>70156525I thought those were fart clouds hahahaha