/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70116890
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1762281048874901908
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

>>70116919
Remember to get your movie for the upcoming watchalong of "Twilight" tomorrow.

Anon's MEGA link, 2.7GB, 1080p
https://mega.nz/folder/bTwgDQqL#2RjkjlzlzWRByvzDNOyNbQ

Rissa butt

Rissa's armpits

>>70116998
Bella and Edward? Literally Rissa and me.

https://twitter.com/illust_asashi/status/1762334933148905688/photo/1

Advent should play Helldivers 2.

Advent should play Castle Crashers and invite Kaela to replace the dogs while they're gone.

No wonder Mama Rissa looked familiar, she's in the gacha game that does holo collabs.

>>70117605
I want her to bust my balls if you catch my drift

sex with Nerissa Ravencroft after she survived Crab Game (the adrenaline makes her extra tight)

>>70117605
Mama Rissa looks like Cogita to me

Unpopular opinion: I'd be fine if the rest of Advent collabed without the dogs some or most of the time now that they're JP talents. The dogs are the only members of Advent I'm lukewarm on

>>70117771
Popular opinion: kys

>>70117323
When are Rissa and Kronii going to 1 on 1 collab?

>>70117771
Don't think it's unpopular here. Their kayfabe kills the vibe every time.

>>70117771
I have been keeping that opinion to myself mostly but yes

>>70117899
When the double dildo arrives

I like the dogs

>>70117975
I want to watch Nerissa fuck the dogs. Specifically Mococo.

>>70118102
No, Mococo gets tied up and is forced to watch while Fuwawa pleases Nerissa.

>>70117975
I don't really dislike the dogs, but they feel like that friend who's nice when they're with you, yet don't have your back when you're in public.

Nerissa te amo cásate conmigo te prepararé comida exótica todos los días

>>70118733
you're projecting too much
I hope you find real friends someday

>>70118927
I know my friends would talk back if I bring any topic to them. The dogs get quiet any time their reputation could be tarnished. They are friends I guess, but won't risk anything to show it.

>>70118872
Don't be a coward, send her a SC so she can read it.

>>70119046
What the fuck does this even mean

>>70118872
I wrote this

https://twitter.com/Smug_GhostArt/status/1754235366318420165/photo/2

>>70119960
My pov

>>70119960
Groace these spic artist are all the same, dirty and have some complex towards their abuela

I would have figured Nerissa would have dropped the yuri shtick by now.

>>70120957
The only shtick she has is my schtick in her ass

>>70117771
Sometimes I wish that too. They are adorable but at times it is awkward

>>70118872
Reimu go away

I've never heard of the people she is playing Devour with other than Zen

>>70121817
Ori is the person who did her stream designs (Chat, logo, brb screen, schedule)
The other is a Shill streamer for hyperX

>>70120991
hot

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone in the world

Suffering from critical lack of new Rissa art

>>70121903
The brb screen being static sucks btw. Now I know who to blame for that.

Plapworld

>>70112623
Jailbird, you thought she was joking, but she loves all idol girls.

>>70115283
She might wait for PC for conveniences sake, or privately play it because perms can come ridiculously slow and I doubt she can can contain herself enduring the spoilers, as this one is gonna be BIG.

>>70120957
Does anyone seriously think she is baiting with liking women at this point, I see that quite often, but its pretty clear she is a true blue idol stan and bisexual.

Why is she still awake.

>>70125422
We ask this question everyday

nerissa should groom me

>>70125540
You just posted the answer though.

>>70126208
Yes.

>>70125896
You know what you must do for that, step forward fembirb. Literally show some passion, some love, and she'd be on you faster than Monterey Jack with cheese.

>>70126571
im not horny anymore due to the cheese analogy

>>70125014
>true blue idol stan
yeah
>and bisexual
nah

>>70127083
You can try to deny it, but fakers usually won't keep the facade this strong for this long, too tiring, the cracks would show. But if you want to keep holding out that a "mask" will slip at some point, be my guest.

Jannies hate

Sex with Rissa

Sex with Rissa
https://twitter.com/LordJoeboto/status/1762394390243246306/photo/1

Plap a fembird

Goodnight/ope/
May you wake up with boxers full of jizz

I want more Mamarissa art

>>70129675
Soon the flood gates will open

>>70127770
It's already slipped multiple times, you're just delusional.

>>70130712
The only thing that slipped is my penis inside of her.

My oshi CANT do a pushup and I wouldn't have it any other way.

State of Nerissa's butthole hygiene?

LETS GOOOOOOO

https://twitter.com/illust_asashi/status/1762334933148905688

I want to fuck Nerissa while she's doing pushups

>>70132198
she can't do a push up because her HUGE TITS keep getting in the way

https://twitter.com/Hoshiiii_art/status/1762457906199527869

>>70132198
I wouldn't say she is that weak. Certainly can't walk the dog. But hey, her oshi Marine was similiar, so she can do it, go through the idol boot camp and get those gains! We just have to beleive!

ah

Plap

>>70135753
The type of ass where that skirt only needs a little shove and it flicks up to their waist entirely on its own.

I love this male collaber

>>70125014
She doesn't seem to mind spoilers, or at least not playing the game. She didn't play the previous one, just watched all the cutscenes. She didn't read Umineko, just read the whole wikia. If she doesn't get the perms, she's not playing it.

>>70140023
Ah yes, I forgot she hadn't read Umineko. But she did watch the anime, like she did with Higurashi. Speaking of, now that we know her better, I can see why Higurashi has such an impact, just like Naruto for her. But yeah, she possibly will wait for a compilation for herself, which would be a shame, this game has a LOT of character and party interaction dialogue setup.

>>70140200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQPmBnnAczA
We need Advent +3 to sing Dear You. Or maybe some of them doing two characters.

I'm gonna say what everyone has been thinking: It's weird Rissa hasn't played Fatal Frame. It's a horror game, and you play as a cute girl.

>>70140314
I never expected Chobits to come back up with Fuwamoco, so we just have to be patient and let Advent cook, they've been doing everything from Vocaloid to Round Table to Babymetal.

https://twitter.com/juffledoodles/status/1762482061577732196

>>70140652
No one is thinking that + the movie is better because it has actual yuri

>>70142521
...Movie watchalong when?

>>70142591
Nerissa should consume more yuri media in general so I’m down for this

I can't believe Wissa killed her child.

>>70143716
The collab was such a treat, I wanna see more of that Rissa.

>>70119960
Armpit heaven

>>70119960
Imagine the smell

>>70144445
You just wanna awaken her sadistic instincts for roleplay don't you?

>>70145891
I really wasn't thinking that, but yeah, why not.

>>70145891
I do, plus I miss villanous Nerissa from the audio drama with Advent really really bad

1984. The fact that Nerissa won’t do JOI is literally 1984.

>>70146748
She doesn't have it in her unless it's acting though. If she needed to tease you in person she would be cutely apologizing, but hey, maybe some Jailbirds are into that, no kink shame.

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1762540294673764520

>>70149093
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1762540294673764520?s=19
SeeeeEEEEX

>>70149113
And already considering her request for bangs, she really does just have us all under a spell doesn't she?

>>70149113
Sex with Rissa or the shirt?

>>70119197
It means he is retarded.

Bangs acquired.

https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1762550383031796175/photo/1

>>70151117
they match biboo's

>>70151199
You know what, it does. Now she and Biboo are true grunge sisters.

Sex with Rissa's armpits

is she funny?

>>70153367
yes

>>70152687
I wrote this post

And you guys, team Jacob or team Edward?

>>70156174
team charlie

>>70156224
He's a good dad overall.

https://twitter.com/koizumi_arata/status/1762560296873247086/photo/2

>>70156415

https://twitter.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1762572896981967314

>>70156944
SEEEEEEEEEX
Bush ftw

>>70156944
Totally would.

>>70156415
>>70156503
Chuunissa. Perfect.

https://twitter.com/daydarion/status/1762585662128107721/photo/1

https://twitter.com/MEMU__0113/status/1762555996327854338/photo/1

>>70157832
>>70157887
I need both of these in my life.

>>70156944
Fuck, my dick hurts

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1762587818117771407

https://twitter.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1762586941433004035

Sex with Mamarissa

>>70156174
Team Jasper. Because I'm racist.

https://twitter.com/hzlform/status/1762477693684134314/photo/1

>>70161032
She's getting married to me

>>70161131
I'm me btw.

>>70161131
>>70161151
these posts? mine

>>70161214
My hands wrote this.

>>70158429
This art triggers my inner gosling on levels I haven't felt before...

>>70161527
You'll never walk on a beach with your wife Rissa as you both enjoy the evening sun, and the sea breeze? Or something like that.

>>70161131
>>70161151
>>70161214
>>70161448
All me btw.

We were a single anon all along.

>>70161658
Something like that. That I'll never be alongside her, turn my head to look at her and see her make that expression.

Babe, wake up. New shioraven dynamic just dropped.

>>70162244
Whoa, Rissa this is SUPER Shioraven yuri OMGGGGG

>>70161131
>>70161151
>>70161214
>>70161448
>>70161658
The true mindfuck is we'll all be married before Rissa and she'll end up with nothing but a herd of cats

>>70162627
Those cats? All me.

>>70162244
amli is going to be schlicking for days from that interaction

So how bad is Twilight really? I only know vampires from cunny vampire anime and movies.

>>70162887
It's mostly a romance story geared towards young girls who like to self-insert. I wouldn't say it's bad, but not specially interesting or relatable to male demography.

>>70162887
The first movie is watchable, even if somewhat ironically, as a 'laugh at the cringe' kind of thing (great soundtrack, though). The others are genuinely boring/bad. I've personally only watched the first two but I've not heard anything good about the rest.
From what I've heard, the books are pretty typical teen girl literature but not particularly well written.

>>70162887
Painfully straight.

>>70163079
But I watch villainess and shojo those can be great. All I know about Twilight is everyone shitting all over it and sparkling vampires.

https://twitter.com/kdwr43/status/1762608061376847995
cute

>>70163929
What are the chances that Shiori is genuinely put off by all the Shioraven stuff and that's part of the reason we haven't seen them collab as much?

>>70164439
60%

>>70163929
I love shioraven so much.

>>70164439
Shiori doesn’t really collab outside the advent collabs in the first place so this is dumb to even ask

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1762618181888213430

Her baby fever is fierce.

https://twitter.com/33aalloonnHD/status/1762619476548411677/photo/1

>>70165406
This is top tier cute.

>>70165104
Shiori is 100% thinking Nerissa is a menhera I she loves that about her

>>70165664
>I she
Tell that to Rissa, Shiori. I bet she'd be pretty happy.

>>70165406
sex with wereiofi

>>70166715
Then she bites your dick off.

>>70167319
joke's on you

>>70167372
You're into that?

>>70167426
I don’t think they have a dick

>>70167426
Trap that wants their dick bitten off or fembird, obv

>>70167737
Well, bite her clit off.

https://twitter.com/Belindraw/status/1762531910092509530/photo/1

>>70167779
oh that sounds awful, iofi would never hurt me though she's my alpha and i'm her kitten

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/116451321
This guy has drawn Nerissa with a pool stick twice for some reason. This time, topless.

>>70168281
Girls playing pool are hot? Not the most common kink, but hardly a weird one.

>>70167989
How else is Iofi supposed to mark you as hers though

>>70168368

>>70168539

>>70168539
Take that, Helldivers anon. Nothing against you, I just like people being unhappy.

I guess she's just gonna watch 20+ hrs of cutscenes again. Why are you like this Sony, you did the same with Biboo and Bloodborne.

>>70168706
Japanese corporate autism please understand

>>70168539
GODDAMMIT SONY, so its not even Square, but SONY? Like, what is going on at that company, they flip flop from kino to wtf at the drop of a hat.

>>70168746
Looking back to the Suika game weird perms problem at some point, I guess you're right.

Then we're either getting a 1 week break or she'll just give up on the game like she said. Sad Rissa noises

>>70168943
If the previous game is anything to go by, she'll just watch the cutscenes or something among those lines. I don't think she's gonna get a PS5 after the laptop.

>>70164439
Rissa implies all the time that Shiori is much sweeter one on one, and if what I see of her sweet moments is any indication, she is a bona-fide kuudere irl. Actual yuri may be asking for too much, but sweet buddytime Shioraven I think she likes.

She's just gonna play it as Doki, she's already playing Helldivers there

>>70169059
>Actual yuri may be asking for too much
Nah they’re going to fuck during their couple’s cruise off collab

>>70168281
>>70168378
Is he Filipino? They’re obsessed with billiards.

>>70168943
>Laptop
>Spa weekend
>Gifts for family
>Regular meal orders
>Waiting for a purebred cat
Doubt it, hood rich oshi, someone tell her to slow down and save while she lives with her family for cheap/free. Go park that money in BTC or her own house.

>>70169059
I honestly think Shiori is intentionally or unintentionally angling for the early Takamori dynamic (hot and cold partners etc) but she's doing quite a bit better at it than they did. She teases and no-sells and stuff but without making it seem like Nerissa is a pest or she doesn't actually like her. They're extremely good together even if Shiori is painfully straight

>>70169167
I mean, thats what *I* want, but I was thinking about them. A cruise to a cooler climate may be better so Rissa doesn't blow up from a sunburn again.

>>70169295
Shiori is very in the closet actually
source: it was revealed to me in a dream

Mamarissa Ai paizuri (The lora isn't as good yet so she has cum for head accessory)
https://files.catbox.moe/h6qh4t.png
https://files.catbox.moe/zd0108.png

>>70169642
What is going on here

>>70169286
If she wasn't making what some people make in a year in a couple months. I'd agree, but she is, so that isn't gonna be much of a problem. Her moving out us finding the right place and being comfortable being away from family in a house alone. As for the PS5, I think that is just her being a Nintendo baby who mostly plays PC indies. But since she knows Silent Hill 2 and a host of other things, probably at least had stuff with friends on other platforms. Sony just needs to stop being stupid. That said, she might wait for Steam as others have said, but really, Rebirth runs fine, if you're not a snobby PC master race person the game runs like a dream since I played the demo.

>>70169939
Don't ask...

>>70164439
I don't think that's the reason anon but it's true that she's doesn't care about the ship because come on she's a yumejo who even has a daki from an anime guy but she still plays along with Rissa because she's just a good friend.

>>70168539
Fuck Sony, the fact that they are such bitches about permissions more than Nintendo is somewhat surprising.

If SquareEnix wasn't such a cuck for Sony we wouldn't be having this conversation.

>>70170735
It doesn't even make sense, XVI went off without a hitch and Sony knows FF7 is hugely popular EVERYWHERE. None of this makes sense in any way other than bureaucratic red tape.

>>70171366
Maybe they have the idea that "yeah, people are gonna buy a PS5 and the game cause they cannot watch someone stream it!" Or something studip like that.

>>70171487
It didn't work for XVI. Sure they had "acceptable sales" when comparing to the PS5 player base, but just wait till it drops on PC and you'll once again see how these Japanese companies cuck themselves for Sony and miss on so much better reception and sales

>>70165104
Kiarissa and Shioraven babies need names..

Sex the Rissa in 1 hour and 20 minutes

https://twitter.com/seapupu290495/status/1762648866061771201

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nS8_ck2OJ38
We're having Shiori and Iofi joining us in the Twilight watchalong, Jailbirds! Let's all have a fun time tonight~

>>70175384
Thanks, brorissa

Plapping Nerissa while she cosplays Bella

I think Rissa is cute

>>70175356
Crazy eyes

I just hope Rissa doesn't make her friends watch her giving me a bj while we watch Twilight.

Edward (me) and Bella (Rissa) roleplay sex

>>70177620
The snake like ones? Those were always there, its one of the striking things with her model, and fits her getting all unhinged. Will be great when she gets 3D.

This movie is gonna make me hate every person who'll say "I survived the Twilight watchalong". Like dude, it's just a fucking movie, get over it.

>>70179136
The year is 2024, hating on Twilight is so overdone at this point. Genuinely annoying

>>70179504
I have no real problem with people hating it but 1- I really didn't ask and 20 other assholes before that one already said they hated it and 2- most haven't even watched it.

>>70179731
If you dislike the movie that's fine, I didn't like it the first time I saw it but people make hating the movie their whole personality without having watched it. Like some low stakes culture war brainrot they haven't gotten over

>>70179504
For me it's not hate, just apathy. I'm just pretended these are off days.

>>70117015
*spreads her cheeks*

>>70180044
Reminds me a bit of what Rissa said about pineapple on pizza. People hate on that like their lives depend on it.

Stupid tornado knocked my power out so can’t watch along. ;-;

>>70179136
>>70179504
>>70179731
The fembirds are rising

>>70180277
Have you tried living surrounded by mountains.

>>70180150
It's 10 pm and my wife is streaming. All is right with the world.

Woo horns up Jailbirbs!

>>70180335
The. I would get eaten by mountain monsters

>>70180331
Not a fembird, I just really hate people trying to be fucking snobs and then trying to show the world that they are better for hating something. Like shut the fuck up, I know you watched to love-ru.

>>70180331
One of these is probably Rissa

>>70180483
Fembird but I have no real love for the movie, just find people hating on it annoying

Hello jailbirds I'm ready to have fun

You know Rissa unironically loves this movie, she's trying to play it off like she's not but come on

>>70180884
400%

>>70180884
I don't think she's trying too hard. 3rd time.

Never saw the movie and I don't care for romance flicks. But I know I'm cheering on for this guy.

>>70180863
Hello Shigger, have a good time

>>70180884
I don't think she's trying hard enough

>>70180958
>image file name

>>70180863
I'm sorry, I lust for your oshi.

>>70181059
TEAM BATMAN, LET'S FUCKIN' GO!

>>70181079
I mean Nerissa does too so it's whatever

Tke notes take notes!!

Charliebros

mustachebros, we won!

Team EDWARD in SHAMBLES

Iofi talks too much...

Fix your fucking internet

>Rissa stuffing her face while watching Twilight for the third time this year (3 months in)
lmao

does it buffer for you too guys?

Is yt being a bitch? Or is it just me

theres a fucking storm in my area I think its fucking with the stream.

>>70181584
I'm half way across the world and it's still buffering

It's Rissa's internet, it always is.

Just try again some other day

>>70181554

it YT, the major peerage site (physical location) is under a severe tstorm and tornado warning right now

I'm like 1 minute ahead now kek

>>70181683
this. she doesn't want to face the reality.

>>70181736
It's literally just her.

Nice Internet Rissa

Omg, I hate Bella.

like omg this is SO me

Edward-bro's it is time to turn down the volume, this will only get worse

Horrible luck with Youtube
Alice best girl btw

I'm gay for Alice

Lag in other streams can be glossed over but it doesn't fucking work for something you have the be synced up for.kh22h

She stinks (bad)

Rissa relates to stinky girls

Is anyone running a lip-bite counter? I just realized this was a missed opportunity

ok, i thought it was just my phone. Is eveyrone experiiencing this stuttering, or just a few?

Your oshi is a dumb bitch and I hate her.

>>70182325
It's her internet. Every single other vtuber stream live is experiencing no issues.

>>70182325
Yes everyone, it's unwatchable

Christ the lag makes it borderline unwatchable

>>70182325
yup, stream lagging as hell my movie is already with 2 minutes ahead

Fuck off, upgrade your internet you're making tens of thousands of dollars a month. Or move to somewhere you can stream from.

Finally she's pausing holly fuck

>>70182325
I get a single stutter every now and then, it does not freeze, just hacks for a frame

fucking 7 months in, she refuses to upgrade her internet. I know she lives with her parents, but she can fucking afford it and it probably won't take much to convince her family to do it

>popcorn with a spoon
what the fuck

>>70182464
Nah it pauses and delays the stream by like 20-30 secs every 2 minutes

I feel for Nerissa. She's proibably not the one paying for her internet, though I think she should be, given she probably needs it the most.

>>70182501
At least she doesn't get her hands dirty I guess.

>>70182544
She's had 7 months to upgrade it or move to somewhere she can actually work from.

>>70182325
yeah, everytime I refresh it plays for a bit then freezes

at least it seems to be working now

Timer lol

Hate storms.

>>70182600 (me)
I fucking jinxed it.

Fuck this do it some other time.

>in 3... 2...
>it skips back to 3
>Then Rissa munching on popcorn

her shit is so fucked that YT literally cut off the first 15 minutes of the stream, can't even rewind to the beginning

Alright Jailbirds, that's it. I'm raping your oshi.

Yeah my stream is fucked again. And she reset the timer, amazing. She's going to get watchalong PTSD.

I didn't want to watch Twilight alone like this...

>>70182600
you had to jinx it

My wife is gonna cry at this rate...

>>70182708
get in line

I bet you she and her family have a residential internet account. They get fucked over all the time compared to business level accounts.

Black eye peas are here!

I hope she doesn't give up on watchalongs

Sad it's a collab, I wanna see her crying all by myself

>>70182706
and again

>>70182868
She makes a ton of money and her internet has been awful from day one. She's had plenty of time to remedy the situation.

>>70182949
Agreed but she takes after her oshi a bit too much.

The VOD is basically useless for people to sync up since she fucked up the timer.

>>70183029
It's fixed now.

>>70183029
immediately btfo

Dang, Shiori!

Shiori really likes periods...

She's not wrong, Shiori.

Rissa's phermones....

>>70182949
audio balancing has also been awful from the start and she refuses to fix it. never figured out if she is terrified of change, or seriously thinks she knows better
I like Rissa, but she's special.

>>70183195
>claims everything is right on her side
>autoplay into another video after her stream
>have to cut the volume by 50% or immediately get your eardrums blown out
I don't think she's even tried

>>70183290
it has to be her headphones that fuck with her. Somehow she needs to be convinced to buy new ones that are actually good

Why's Bella so fucking dumb.

I think Rissa is just horny for every guy in this movie.

The Astarion lust makes a lot more sense now.

>>70183460
No wonder Rissa relates so much to her

I think Rissa is just horny

Sudden rape scene? Now I get it.

Shiori with the real questions

>Gaslight
>Stalks
>Is pretty
Why are girls like this.

This is so bad...

COMPOST IS COOL

If it stutters one more time I'll kill my self

Rissa likes this movie cause it's all she dreamed of: Being awkward as fuck yet still being popular. And having a vampire bf.

You'd think that in 200 years of unlife Edward would pick up some basic fucking social skills

>>70183195
I'm terrible with noticing these things but I believe you
>>70183393
Don't forget she wears them backwards since she broke them in that way, and wearing them correctly just has them falling off

>>70183927
Only 108. Still a long time.

Alice sit on my face.

It's not even so bad it's good or so bad it's funny. It's just bad.

>>70184072
It's meant for horny teenagers, I'd expect no less.

I might hate Rissa after this...

She said he's beautiful like 20th time...

>>70184072
it was written by a middle aged stay at home Mormon woman pls understand

>>70184276
That explains the lack of sex.

It's kind of sad that this shaped Rissa's perspective on anything, let alone romance or what attractive guys are

>>70184374
Ikr, there's no way I can be like Charlie.

>>70184374
this and 50 shades of gray have fucked over women's perception of romance for 2 generations now

>>70184431
And they say anime women fucked men's perception of women

>>70184374
This and Scott Pilgrim. Along all that mid 2000s pop music like K$sha and Taylor Swift.

>>70184567
I'm tired of fighting exes, when's it's influence gonna be over.

the bisexuality is popping out

>>70184431
I have no doubt Nerissa likes 50 shades

I hope she gets back to reading.

This is why she became a dyke

what the fuck is this dialogue
holy kek

I see why this would make a girl a lesbian

>>70184374
>>70184517
Let's go further back in time. Like how Leave it to Beaver's Ward Cleaver emphasized men as breadwinners and experts in various fields. Or how June Cleaver represented the idealized housewife and mother. Reinforcing stereotypes of women as homemakers and caretakers.

>>70184374
Robert Pattinson is very good looking, glad he still has a successful career.

>>70184873
>good looking
I will never understand women's beauty standards.

Edward straight up telling Bella she's fucking dumb.

Bro I love how autistic shiori is, she's the most relatable person here

>money
>cat
>sex

Bella is just retarded, that's why

>>70185025
absolutely fatto

I don't care about this movie but I love her

She's always got a fucking stupid look on her face. Was she stoned during the filming of this or something?

>>70185057
Sit on my face sit on my face sit on my face

>>70185057
Based

STRENGTH COLD SKINNED IMMORTAL DRANK BLOOD


SEEEEEEEEGGGGGS

>>70185068
Bella' actor? She's the reason I learnt the word "Resting bitch face syndrome"

>>70185154
Yeah Bella's actor. She has like no emotion in her face except neutral and gawking

>>70184926
What? Yeah the makeup is silly in this movie but he's tall and has a square jaw line, that's about as conventionally handsome as it gets.

>>70185270
https://edition.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2016/02/03/resting-bitch-face-software-celebrity-analysis-kristen-stewart-orig.cnn

>Google cold one
>Doesn't get a million beer ads

>>70185335
kek, do cinephiles really?

>>70180483
I get it. But I also would rather people not try to make themselves feel better by saying, "its shit but I like it". I'm like, just say you like it and be done with it. You love the actors, its makes you wet/hard, whatever, but you honestly like it, critical reception be dammed. I'd rather more people drop pretense and just be honest. The no us with using To Love Ru as an example is a countercope just as people being snobbish. We're all nerds here.

>>70185352
TWWH3 wiki for me lol

Rissa please stop masturbating while you watch the movie.

Nah, this movie is fucking funny. This his how boomer women think teenagers like/find sexy and it shows

SHE'S CUMMING ALL OVER THE SCREEN AAAAA

>Rissa tells me to take off my clothes
This stream has been kino beyond measure

I have had 2 testicles before this stream

Good on Robert Pattinson for becoming successful despite this and really making a career for himself. I've never seen this Bella actor in anything else except dykes talking about her

Yeah ok it's funny now.

Where's the sex

irrational sexual tension: the movie

>>70185936
The dykeification of Kristen Stewart has been wonderful

>>70185328
The hairline, forehead, and slightly sunken eyes with a strange generally emaciated look all strike me as very unattractive. It's very uncharacteristic of the typical beautiful/pretty guys usually shown in general media.

>>70186045
he looks very gay

>>70185936
Well she did have that scene in that movie where she gave 2 dudes a handjob at once.

>>70186023
You should watch Underwater its her running around in underwear and showing off her pits

>>70186045
I don't know why you're trying to cope man, Pattinson is stereotypically handsome

>why is she not wet at all
that's what I'm asking Nerissa

>>70184926
symmetrical face, sharp jawline, not fat and not short
simple ass

>>70185662
Its funny as hell, no matter how bad she says it is, it doesn't stop her being feverishly wet. And that makes it double funny.

>>70186214
Been meaning to watch more of her movies. Love Lies Bleeding looks like its going to be good

>Raining
>Edward is wetter than the pacific
>Cuts to the flashback and returns to the present
>Edward is DRY
Did he stop telling his backstory and continued on the next day?

I hope baker dono is still alive after all that

I ship Charlie and Native dude

Baking thread.

>>70186493
Not baking, then.

God knows I'll either kms or become gay by the time this watchalong series ends.

>>70186045
Hollywood prioritizes unusual looking actors over conventional looking actors because they're more likely to stand out and get recognized in roles. Male or female it doesn't matter.

>>70186556
Or both.

>>70186556
I just hope future watchalongs don't buffer like this one did and are an hour or two earlier.

>>70186493
Done.

>>70186549
>>70186549
>>70186549

>>70186493
>>70186669
thanks chef

''You wont hurt her''

Bro...

>>70186237
All that really tells us is that standards of beauty are just different there is no default standard. Take Rissa for example, her spectrum runs both in what you take to be sexy, but also hairy himbos. Best for people to just respect others tastes.