/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Surely this thread will be better!

i love runie

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Phasers are the best livers.
Good night, /pcg/.

>>70106653

pippa if you see this, ill be there tomorrow.

>>70106525
No, he's right, Nasa-posters are something else.
It's the Hatoba Tsugu effect, her type of cuteness attract bloodthirsty psychopaths.

fyi lia loves incels

>>70106720
It always is.

Runie please adopt me as your pet

I want to take ecstasy with Dizzy and Ember.

>>70106720
Unlikely!

>>70106776
Jerma noise

can we talk about how stupid and gay Lumi is

>>70106876
Sounds fun honestly

Is that our future? Are we gonna end up like Shiina?

>>70106796
Goodnight anon

i like lemon woman

>>70106796
Goodnight Anon.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

bros...how long can a career workshop be...? Im starting to get suspicious

>>70106653
>>70106802
NOW (Literally right now)
Amanogawa Shiina (23:00UTC | LIVE | Scanner Sombre)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtDM6IC3vz0
Runie Ruse (01:00UTC | LIVE | Slay the Princess)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtITAxNx_-E

SOON
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | 15m | Splatoon 3: Side Order)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18M5Wdnyq2Y
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 2h15m | Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSlMu0u7X6M
Chisaka Airi (01:00-05:00UTC | 2m-2h15m | Possible Guerilla)
https://www.youtube.com/@ChisakaAiri/streams

LATER
Memory, Yuu, Pico, Loki & Clara (09:00UTC | 6h15m | 1 Month of Kaleido - Gartic Phone Collab)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oS0MLCc6Gl4
Kokoromo Memory (16h40m | 10h15m | Zatsu, Making the Ultimate Choice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tj4vq511v4I

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 3h15m | Palworld)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCTLFKb42ws

Girls without a current schedule:
Michi, Uruka, Lumi, Panko, Erina, Saya, Muyu

Pico = Mutt

I love Shiina!

>>70106821
https://files.catbox.moe/m1hyap.webm

I like to imagine that nobody actually want to rape Hime. It's just Hime spamming on cooldown and writing her fucked up fantasies and curious if any anon would be willing to watch her for it

>>70107002
I'm going to end up in Shiina

Love you Pippa.

>>70107026
Young lemons have thorns

>>70106624
my wife

God I adore Shiina

>>70107026

>>70107186
Unlikely. She doesn't care for the melanin deficient.

>>70106653
>>70106802
>>70107128

What is your biggest delusion about your oshi? For me it's that she loves me as much as I love her...

>A-anon.....I don't think it'll fit...

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 44 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

Guys, can you please talk about me less? Can you post less images of me? Can you PLEASE only ever want to spend time with other talents? Please anon you are so cringe and ugly, im always so fucking angry when you talk about me, it keeps me going backwards and make my regrets bigger

>Put the pod in the keurig
>press button
>brrrr
>10 seconds later perfectly brewed coffee

>>70107144
i havent seen this webm in ages
forgot how hot it is

>>70107327
my biggest delusion is that she's hot irl

>>70107257
I'm glad she got out of that job

>>70107378

>>70107144
Woa that would be fun exactly once!
It'd be hot every time though

>>70107378
Mii-chan...

>>70107406
That doesn't sound like phase coffee anon...

>>70107406
"Perfect"

i miss pippa...

>>70107144
that's hot

>>70107144
this makes me feel things

Alright guys I been here for like 2 weeks that basically made me one you, which livers coffee should I get?

>>70107408
>he's horny again

>>70107144
I gotta try this if I ever get a gf

>>70107532
She doesn't miss us

>>70107406
Tastes like shit for 6 ounces of coffee and costs you like $9 a cup. Fuck off.

>>70107406

>>70107144
Sometimes I wish I was gay so I wouldn't have to deal with women and their fucked up bullshit

Runie seemed like she was enjoying herself for a while but now she's starting to sound bored again

>>70107406
Fucking disgusting.
We have standards here, Anon.

>>70107643
but then you'd have to deal with gay men and their fucked up bullshit on top of getting fucked in the ass

>>70106624
Lmao no one who isn’t some loser neet who she looks down on would ever actually want her as a wife.

>>70107144
Forgot how hot this was

>>70107643
>That
>Fucked up
How vanilla are you anon?

>>70107406
mmm freshly steeped microplastics

>>70107144
I think a shock collar is hotter, honestly
>>70107406
>it's burned and overextracted
Literally worse than a percolator.

I tried the coffee in the pot. I burned the first batch, but the second tasted pretty neat, surprisingly. I'm thinking I might buy a french press now.

>>70107692
ive played slay the princess. it gets very repetitive and boring pretty quickly. i dont blame her.

>>70106624
>no bra
>no panties
>buttplug in
>rotor taped to clit
>rie cums as you seal the marriage with a kiss
>no one notices and they all think hime is the cutest most seiso princess in the world

>>70107144
What happens if you stick this up their pussy and zap?

>>70107643
i have good news for you

>>70107327
I have no delusions about my Oshi. They are all real.

>>70107742
Hey...I'm not a NEET

>>70107144
>bisexual pride flag

>>70107799
Aeropress can be pretty fun too, you also have the option to use paper filters if you want less oil flavor

>>70107838
Their womb will go overdrive mode and period starts flowing everywhere

>>70107799
pour over > french press

>>70107692
she needs violence, she needs excitement. the brawl was exciting.

>>70107838
They get their pussy zapped. Did you think something magical would happen?

>>70107838
Lets find out

>>70107913
that webm is like 10 years old at this point
they're probably trans now

shiina is rambling and its kinda fun. does she still hate white people or is she safe to enjoy?

>>70107692
She seems to get filtered by anything that requires any sort of attention span.
No wonder she's a fan of trash like One Piss

>>70107838
Water conducts electricity
That flesh is thinner skinned. It will hurt a hell of a lot more

>>70107712

>>70107327
Is this a new cover?

>>70107919
>>70107958
Both these seem better for my needs now that I looked them up. Seems like a good way to make coffee while camping.

>>70107861
Ringo false flag, Rie would never say the nigger word

>>70107144
I was really worried she was going to be too bold and zap her nipple piercings.

It’s the pink eyes, isn’t it? Anons are suckers for pink eyes.

piss on pippa she likes it

>>70107838
what if you make the tazer arc go through her clit

>>70108046
she hates white people?

>>70107144
oh wow this one is old, I remember rubbing one out to that one 10 years ago

>>70108105
T3 members only

>>70108046
She makes fun of a ton of races, stop being retarded

>>70108137
Its her, as a person. I'm a sucker for Pippa.

>>70108162
she's chinese so it's a high probability.

>>70106653
>>70106802
>>70107128
>>70107296

>>70108046
She's an orc enjoyer. Do with that what you will

>>70108120
Good luck anon, know when to stop spending money on coffee shit it can get crazy.

>>70108128
She calls me a nigger all the time

>>70108137
Pink nipples are ugly as fuck

>>70108194

>>70108008
Or vtubing

Michi...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Twv8I4ve8U

>>70108219
I dislike 4chanX greatly...

>>70108259
You are entitled to an incorrect opinion.

>>70108219
nice soundpost anon

Thinking about buying the coffee and using it to make a coffee and dark chocolate candy
Whose coffee should I get?

What is she going to say?

>>70108259
I genuinely didnt know retards such as you existed. its one thing to have a preference but this....
wow

>>70108145
I've seen a video of a black chick using a tazer on her clit before

>>70108219
Anon....

>>70108259

>>70108473
may I ask why?

maybe shiina isn't that bad after all...

>>70108224
The Chinese girls who bitch about white men always end up with a white boyfriend

>>70107144
I need to know who that is

I gotchu senpai

gen 3 really has a lot of freedom with outfits huh? good job whoever set up the whole system with that. and it seems easy too since eimi said she made them herself

>>70108537
Why he watched it? Or why she did it?

Why is my hampter wife so sex

>>70108609
>Pippa will never greet you as a moid
Why live

>>70108259
niggas wild af tonight saying whatever the fuck

STOOPID

WHERE HAMPTER

>>70108613
She just makes the png and clips it on her model

>>70108613
>it seems easy too since eimi said she made them herself
Eimi is just autistic enough to put in the effort anon.

Shiina gave amazing life advice on her stream that just ended, love hearing her perspective

>>70108641
4chan users are biologically perfect for tumblr girls

>>70108248
Appreciate the advice.

>>70108624
both if I'm being honest

>>70108613
They all have freedom with their outfits. But they've been helping eachother learn how to do custom things.

>>70108537
Masochism

runie...

>>70108046
>>70108162
She never hated white people. You got caught on bait.

>>70108680
Sorry bro, we're just about finished here. Give us a couple mins to clean up

>>70108219
yeah, same

>>70108259
>t. seething brown nipple haver

>>70108706
Tell me about Michiru, why does she hide in the tard box?

She's late because she's playing with her hair again...

>>70108702
Grim. 40k levels of grimdark, even.

>>70108677

>>70108753
She probably does like Uki. She's just not as cringe about it. The only confirmed white boy lover in Phase is Rie.

>>70108706
Someone posted it in our groupchat

Will Pippa buy the $115 Charizard plushy from Build-a-Bear?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18M5Wdnyq2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18M5Wdnyq2Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18M5Wdnyq2Y
HAM LIVE HAM LIVE

>>70108686
Stories from the black company days are rough, I'm glad she made it out. I hope Airi can escape too.

>>70108945
I will become Rie's st*pid white boy

>>70108661
jerryposter, your post made me laugh, but i must ask why you type like a negro

*Ahem*
FUCK COFFEE
FUCK COFFEE DRINKERS
AND FUCK COFFEE SELLERS
That is all

>>70108968
Nice mega milk edit. I like it.

>>70109002
She is naked under that

>>70109054
based japanese tea drinker

>>70109064
for once she is not...

>>70108259
Pippa's soft pink nipples though anon...

>>70109054
based piss drinker

>>70108839
You merely adopted autism, she was born in it.

>>70108968
>ywn have Pippa gift this to you

>>70109054
Uncarbonated Mountain Dew? Gross.

>>70109170
I love Pippa but I wish she had brown nipples.

Pippa posts screen caps of things you guys say to the work group chat

>>70108137
Pippa gave me pink eye

>>70109064
Girls are usually naked under their clothes

>>70108537
Everything in life is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.

>>70109054
Mormons were right about coffee

>>70109267
Great, all my posts are 10/10

>>70106841
>Hatoba Tsugu
does tsugu still upload like yearly?

>>70109267
I don't care.

>>70109267
Tell her it's cringe

>>70109054
faggot

>Eimi puts in a fuckton of effort into her outfit
>Stream is scuffed beyond belief
This happens so often it's crazy.

have fun dying in ukraine anons! ill keep the phase girls happy ;)

I am eating some pasta :)

>>70109267
Which talent posted this I wonder

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>70109244
maybe after she gets pregnant

Isn't Eimi just begging to get bred?

i love the hamter screaming
her model looks retarded with less clothes on
>>>70109267
Good.

>>70109267
Good. I hope I've corrected her spelling.

>>70109052
idk I thought it was funny

>>70109418
It's always Rie

>>70109267
tell her to brush her teeth, her mouth is nasty.

Hey pcg does anyone here know why vreverie is collapsing? I keep seeing it and it mainly makes me glad phase isn’t like this, but it also makes me really confused

>>70109418
Me.

>>70109483
so did I :D

>>70109267
Tell her to read Riichi Book 1.

>>70109483
fair enough, carry on monkeyposter

Which of the girls is the most OPSEC KINO POGGERS?

>>70109267
good, that means my posts hold some value

>>70109267
Oh wow, really? Man that's crazy, never knew this, not even when Iori said that, thanks for informing me.

>>70109458
I pankoposted her tweet here once and she corrected it immediately :^)

loomers
miiers

>>70109546
A girl got tired of no traction and brought up graduating to another one would be my best guess

>>70109546
Just this once I'll spoonfeed you
tl;dr: They basically don't have management and the company is out of money. Nova is the only one seriously considering staying and only because she's found success with the character, and even she has popped back up a lot on her PL.

>>70107102
how did you beat me to it again you fucker.

>>70109267
good. post this.

>>70109687
Michi is a black box that I'm not sure even other PC girls know much about.

>>70109564

>>70109687
unironically saya
she's never once had an opsec yab and there's virtually nothing on her

Pippa love~!

Jong jong jong jong jong ron ron ron ron ron. Theres no magic sand at the bottom of hell it's just more jong more despair and more ranked points I've lost.

Eimi is seething live on stream; go watch her

i actually enjoy when eimi has tons of stuff... this is how i felt about pippa in the beginning ToT

>>70109815
(You).

>>70109790
Oh, damn

Is she founding a fujo PAC

>>70109267
Sakana, tell your rabbit to quit being an autismo and do a collab with Iori.

>>70109853
I remember when I made the original and forgot to remove the nose lol

>>70109687
Himemiya Rie

>>70109859
true, but "joking" about fucking your dog isn't the best idea when it's so believable

>>70109879
I didn't get why people kept calling Eimi the new Pippa, but now I get those pre-Ethan-Ralph-stream Pippa-core vibes

>>70109267
really? SAKANA, I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU SAKANA!

>>70109933

>>70109790
surprised they don't just let the girls keep their models and close the company

I just realized how long it's been since I've seen bump-limit Pankophile.
I hope he's doing well, that he's still out there somewhere, post 311...

>>70107102
>>70109815
theres fucking two of you?

>>70109859
Easy to not have any yabs when you don't stream.

>>70109983
nop

>>70108428
Pippa's. Some fan did a cake for her birthday last year, and she added ground Pippa coffee

>>70110043

>>70109964

>>70110001
Why is it believable, pray tell?
Rather, why is it believable for her when it wouldn’t be for others?

>>70110063
he was here yesterday though

>>70109267
fuck...

>>70109267
Well now I'll put more effort into making the threads terrible

>>70109267
Pippa we all know you like to panko post and you still make spelling mistakes
also,
STOP FUCKING WITH THE JIG PIECES YOU DORK

>>70110043
https://youtu.be/XGiqxxEjhNo?si=1DlpT5_QjwJ4Y11t

>>70109861
>/here/jongers are in charge of the ritualposts
just how deep does the jong hole go...

How many kids should I have with Eimi

>>70110112
Oh. I've just been missing his posts then.

>>70110106
NTA but have you ever watched a Saya stream? She always brings up her dogs.

>>70110063
He's around and does hit once once every now and then. The threads are too fast though so I think he's mostly given up.

>>70108613
rigging technology and experience is better now than it was years ago

>>70110099
hell yeah brother :D

>>70109299

>>70110169
0

>>70110150
I hope janny gives Pippa a 3 day ban for jong posting

>>70110067
no, the other's a flaslfagging bito that wants to be funny.

>>70110181
Having dogs doesn’t mean you’re any more likely to fuck them??

>>70109267
>"""work""" group chat

Who let Hampter put on such a slutty outfit fishman should be ashamed

>>70110092
Was it tiramisu?

Not sure if I like brown hamter or orange hamter more

>>70109299
While the girls are streaming, their genitals are rubbing up against their clothes. Just saying.

>>70110273
Surprise, this thread is the work gc

>>70109546
Phase Connect?

They are definitely using this thread to disqualify mod applicants

What happens if you ejaculate but you cover your pee pee hole before it comes out?

>>70110001
that has very little to do with opsec
>>70110076
she's exposed quite a lot about herself over the past 4 years on old streams & in her fancord all without doxxing herself
many lesser vtubers would have at least 1-2 yabs

>>70107144
this poster is wyatt

>>70110181
Pet owners are like that some times, besides, her dog doesn't act like it's unneutered.

>Eimi chat
>Some queer posted lgbtq forever
AIDS

>>70110238
>having dogs doesn't mean you're any more likely to fuck them than someone who doesn't have dogs
Anon you are retarded

>>70110336

>>70109859
I think it should be fairly easy to find a neet white girl who fuck dog.

>>70110355
prostate cancer

>>70109267
>to the work group chat
Obviously but which one

>>70110401
eimi attracts those types unfortunately

>>70110054
>Companies being benevolent to employees
Nah. When they go down they want to liquidate as much as possible and get some money out.

>>70110344
FUCK JANNIES

>>70110452
the masturbation material one I would assume

>>70110355
Urethra explode

>>70110355
not a good idea, if it gets stuck it will harden

>>70110336
Uruka’s clothing is up IN her genitals, as she likes it.

>>70110355
You'll pressurize your urethra. It will come flying out the moment you remove your finger.

>>70110355
Hope you enjoy UTIs

im retarded does she just not like the game or was she just really tired and it went on longer than she expected

>>70110336
yeah but isn't it weird every time you masturbate your skeleton masturbate itself at the exact same time
phase connect

>>70110355
you get pregante

>>70110273
This thread is work chat dumbass, where do you think they get ideas from?

Get this EIEN leech out of Eimi's chat

>>70110454
I normally don't look at her chat but the first time I do I see a tranny

>>70110559
They get ideas from this place?
Grim

>>70110544
she said its boring af, I cant read her mind

>>70110187
Understandable. I always had fun seeing if he'd hit it or not.

>>70110547
holy fuck...

Airi, Ember, and Dizzy found out about Rie's lesbian dreams

>>70109404
I finished my pasta :)

>>70110544
boring ass game

>>70110355
Unironically you can hold it back by choking your pp hard and constructing the right muscles.
It will come out when you pee, though.

>>70110401
exceedingly grim

>>70110355
Your cock explode like a balloon

The group chat he's talking about is the hidden NSFW channel in her discord by the way

I wanna slap EImi's titties around.

Runie should play Quake 1

https://poal.me/vinotv
How did all the Panko Mankos fall behind?

>>70110686
that doesn't sound right

>>70110238
True, because if you wanted to fuck a dog you wouldn't get a pet dog you would sneak onto someone else's property and try to fuck their dogs

>>70110595
I have chats hard blocked with ublock. I never talk, and every time I read the pathetic shit people say I get irritated. If it's bad enough I'll open something to always stay in the foreground and block the chat that appears on screen.

>>70107435

>>70110716
Imagine the bounce

Runie should not play video games or she should just sit at the start menu and yap.

>>70110344
The jannies aren't smart enough to discern who anonymous posters here are.

>>70110547
You know whenever you say "I can feel it in my bone" it your bone communicating with other. That why your parents know when you are touching your pee pee

>>70110547
...Interlinked

>>70110723
Runie should play Runescape

>>70110321
I think somebody made an actual cake, red velvet or something. But maybe there was also tiramisu.

>>70110789
Why do you even watch livestreams if you hate the entire purpose of live content?

>>70110859
Some anons were not smart enough to resist posting
>I just applied

>>70110732
Stop the count!

>>70110656
It's "2deep4u" bullshit written by someone who likely thinks very highly of themselves.

>>70110547
reminder that Lia has green bones

>>70110767
Mr. Hands logic, yes

>>70110897
Cells within cells.

Would would a Dizzy and Runie RP collab be like

>>70109998
yeah, that's exactly it. i still enjoy pippa for the most part, but it's not like it used to be. the tiniest bit of filter & kayfabe would be good for pippa imo

>>70110732
RIGGED
WE WILL SAVE DEMOCRACY

>>70110942
If you're watching vtubers to only read the chat you should rope yourself right fucking now. I'm being 100% sincere with you.

[Eimi News] SHE WANT TO KILL

>>70110942
They are and some of them keep spreadsheets like archivefag who was hired by the fishman to become the next Xalabussy

>>70110723
Runie should stay away from gaming. Runie could make Devil May Cry 3 a bore to watch.

>>70110732
democracy has been saved

>>70110949
I bet when you turn the lights off you can see her skeleton glowing in the dark.

>>70110355

>Eimi calling something negligible
SHE'S /HERE/

IT'S IN THE GAME

>>70111033
"hi vtuber-san! I just made it to the airport and my mom says hi! shes wondering why im talking to the white haired cartoon character on my phone but said she thinks its nice!"

>>70110181
her family is one of those stereotypical dog-owner families where everyone has a dog and it is professionally trained and well-fed and taken care of and a lot of their daily routine revolves around their dogs
she's not fucking her dog because she has hawks plushies for that but she isn't lying when she says asta is the most important thing in her world

>>70111119
>panko manko losing to panko manko
Grim.

>>70111164
That’s my second favorite n word

>>70111101
She can't keep yapping about one piece and making anime tier lists forever. She's falling behind.

>>70110224
Can you imagine how awful Runie's turds are? Like pitch black in color, coarse and rough like charcoal, and such a fetid smell it would clear even a McDonald's bathroom. She probably struggles to push them out too, just straining for hours like she's giving birth, sweat dropping from her forehead as she belts out deep guttural roars of pain as the feces moves through her already stretched out intestines like molasses.

>>70111084
Meant for >>70110859 I don't know how I fucked that up so bad I'm too drunk for this shit

RATE THE EVIL WOMAN
RATE THE EVIL CHOICES
RATE THE ARGUMENTS
RATE THE PRINCESS SLAYING
RATE THE YAPPING
RATE THE COLLAB

>>70110942
They type in here, obviously

>>70111243
Buddy you didn’t have to post this.
You should think twice next time you want to post something.

>>70111243
Is it because of the booze?

>>70111220
She should put zero effort into streams and cut them short of an hour. That works for Saya.

>>70111243

>>70111288
it's quite lovely when she talks, i like it/10

>>70111348
who?

>>70111084
>>70111280
I don't think they're that autistic.

>>70111288
RUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>70111375
I think he said Sayu? The ex-Niji?

>>70110806
why did they do this? like seriously? can you even roll a critical success or failure in D&D?

>>70111243

>>70111288
I missed Runie. And now I miss her again.

>>70110997
Does Runie know how to do a little boy voice?

>>70111243
/pcg/ is a little silly today

Niggardly

>>70111288
8/10
Was pretty good but Runie got bored of the game.

>>70111556
My third favorite n word!

Fish should start selling coffee filters and make each talent pee on them before shipping.

I want to breed the hampter. How likely is it?

Negus

>>70111243

>>70111243
>pitch black in color
bleeding into the intestines, seek help immediately

>>70110942
Nta, but for me it's the unpredictability of Phase. You never know what's gonna happen live. I do like Dizzy's, Jelly's, Panko's chats. Most are cancer though.

>>70111549
>today

>>70111243
SCATCHADS WE WILL TAKE OVER THIS THREAD

>>70111585

>>70111650
You'll be up to your neck in hamsters before long.

>>70111243
Finally a worthy successor to brapposting

Kevin should make the talents sign a no BF contract

>>70111654
Sounds like spell straight out of Harry Potter

>>70111243
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hy8kmNEo1i8

Fuck you Lumi, no seriously; fuck you

>>70111288
Got best girls without trying but then threw away a perfectly good thorn by walking away I'm still angy AAA
truly evil woman
She probably wont play it again/10

>>70111674
Her cereal is causing that

Whatever happened to Phase friend posting

>>70111772

JONG
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa/status/1762292924971466915

>>70111708
The time of BrapBros is over. Now ScatChads rule these parts.

>>70111451
Uhhhh, yes, but it is mostly optional. A crit fail on some saving throws can fuck your shit up, a crit success on some will save your ass. A crit fail on skill checks can also break locks if you're lockpicking, and a crit success may do the opposite, i.e., rolling a crit success on a Persuasion check means they can't call you on hypothetical bullshit if you're bluffing.

>>70111846
My Negus