/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thanks for the bread!
also we'll have to add PakuPaku Seibai
https://youtu.be/zAFA8SCKpXk

Ijji hatte

this is the anti retard barried you can't be retarded under this post.

>>70100524
This won't work in the long run but thanks for trying.

big collab organized by kwonii

AA IJI HATTE IJI HATTE SAKASEMASEU
it's been stuck in my brain all day

Thanks for the bread!

>>70069831
Was is this burp?

>>70100524
take my strength

i really really like baes honeyworks song
that instrumental is fucking cool

>>70100784
>big collab organized by kwonii
Which one, this crab game one? Who is in it?

>>70100936
yeah after a few more listens I took a liking for it

>>70100945
Kronii/Kaela/Anya/Risu/Bae/Nerissa/IRyS/Biboo
I think there's more too

>>70100945
ye

ok what the fcuk is a crab??

>>70101102
it's like a spider but wet

>>70101146

>>70101102
it's a red scorpion

Rrat Love

>>70101078
Funny Bae was worried about the thumbnail when everyone did exactly what she did, just themselves and the name of the game. Hers is a bit weirder I guess.

>>70100936
>>70100982
I want the english lyrics is all.

>>70101473
>>70101078
wait is this a squid game "inspired" game
I genuinely thought it was going to be about actual crabs.

>>70101655
yeh
the other one is crab fight or some shit

>>70101655
Yeah, it's a bit of a shitpost game but it's pretty fun. Especially with friends since you can sabotage each other.

>>70101724
man I got excited because I thought it would be a game about cool marine life or something

Computer
launch the POVs

https://holodex.net/multiview/AAMLbow5igMTjMU%2CALGHbv5tPf8DpaQ%2CMSGG8xjsch2v7Os%2CMLGHKOeG2gr11j8%2CSSGGRm8hq0feRgM%2CSLGHyp8HlDPBo6o%2CGLGHLjvk6lUe0p0%2CMAMLXODOZlQcvtA%2CASGGX8JQXdslXzM%2CGSGG7yH1n2WM3_k

>>70072619
They were super long so I'm posting them on streamable
https://streamable.com/jcjs0g
Also I realized I don't know the names for any of them
will update as the rest process

>>70101777
>>70101724
like I genuinely thought I was about to see Bae roleplay as a crab

>>70100853
Yeah thanks anon

>>70101655
I actually thought it was the game that Bae and Sana played.

I love this cute hard-working rat, and everyone who support her

>>70102085
I-I love you too, anon... ////

>>70102139
no erp

Telly!

>>70101859
https://streamable.com/8sswyi
https://streamable.com/wctpi2
https://streamable.com/zmemls

also TELLY

television

Oh god this is gonna be fucking madness

>instant 2010 earrape

Immediate BaeBi throwing snowballs lmao

Surely this entire stream won't be this toaster audio
SURELY it's not this bad

Xbox mic quality holy shit kek
also BaeBi fighting already this is so funny

SOVL

Holy shit the proximity chat quality has degraded a lot.

>starts
>they beat the shit out of kronii for no reason
this is already one of the best streams of the year

We just need some black guy blasting his dogshit late 2000s rap and trying to sing it

>the airhorns
it's like I truly went to a decade ago kekek

Guess I wont need qrd's today, kinda sad..

>>70103542
EXTRA CRUNCHY KUSOGE

my fucking sides

they all failed
incredible

I like the fact that you can push others

nerizzler sweep

Lmao.
Can someone make a soundpost of that. where Nerissa's character just stops, looks into the distance, and says "Honto ni Scary". I need it.

this game is retarded but also really funny

>>70104345
yeah lmao

advent...sugee...

That was a MEATY son of a bitch

im glad she seems to be just be shooting the shit with her friends, she seemed tired and just wanted to chill

they died together...how poetic..

I was watching footy qrd?

I like how biboo is going for the rival rout so hard

>>70105164
Xbox 360 mics
Bae has yet to make it to the 2nd round

https://youtu.be/HCtMWXEbojE this minigame always brings the kino

Bae is so fucking toxic today holy shit

>>70105447
Kinda amazing kek

The shitty mics enhance this collab x50

>>70105447
I'll be honest, I'm getting second hand saltiness kek

man this game kinda sucks

>>70105675
It’s an unironic kusoge by design lmao

bae................

Ollie's primal screams are so fucking good

she had that round in the bag...

>>70105363
it makes me so sweaty

PFTTK EK LMAOO

That was so good kek
IRyS trying to hit Bae with the wrong weapon and then the immediate 2v1 rigged round

guess bae needs another gamer arc after this.

Kobo’s heavy breathing kek

both jp perished together

The wipeout balls were always cancer to get past.

Giant enemy crab...

looney tunes ass moment

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762311601745465850

>>70108408

>>70108464
ok chad cast, that means towa is a duet.

>>70108464
Hell yeah

>>70108464
Nice called it

SHE DID IT

Kobe...

SHE DID IT

LETSSSS FUCKING GOOOOO HAKOTARO SWEEP

BAE WINS

IRySnotsocool...

Just got home to see IRyS being bullied how was the collab so far

GG I guess

>>70110489
Good fun, lots of xbox mic.
Bae cannot into platforming.

IRySoBullied...

>>70110489
Peak kusogamekino
Bae actually won one somehow

if you dont rate the collab you will blow up, then reappear charred and with smoke coming out of your ears

>>70110711
imagine your oshi not ever winning the crab game pfft/10

>>70110711
I think my tinnitus is off the charts/10
Happy bae won one/10

>>70110711
Well now I don't want to rate it

>>70110711
very tiring day, night, week, month for me and for some reason this stream got my mood up a lot at the end

Holy shit listening to the clean audio of the outro after 2 hours straight of ear rape is making me dissociate

>>70110711
Kusoge/10
Bae won 1/10
2012 Xbox lobby mics/10
That was fun

>>70110711
God I love kusoges/10
Lots of fun, hope they can do more games together in the future.

>>70108464
what did you ratfucks turn my oshi purple for

>>70110849
for a moment I thought I was IRyS, getting bullied over not ever winning the crab game, even though the pink button was rigged

>>70110711
Kusokino/10
Earrape/10
Kinda hope they play again

>>70111020
Purple Disease

>>70111020
A FUCKING DEADBEAT
getyo FUCKING DEADBEAT ass back your hood my nigga

yeah i think it made more sense to give mori pink an irys purple but idk

>>70111091
now I do not know whether I am a brat dreaming I was IRyS, or IRyS dreaming I was a brat.

>>70111020
it was me.
i made morbi purple
WHY ARE YOU SO PURPLE-XED

>>70111372
oh jesas

>>70111020
it's already too late for you

What a cute creature
>>70111372
sigh...

>>70111498
Amazing what cough syrup will do to people

>>70111498
this is a hatecrime

>>70111498
a FUCKING LEANBEAT

SO MANY FANBASES IN ONE THREAD! I WILL MAKE MY SHIORIUM GO SUPER-CRITICAL AND BLOW US ALL UP

URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>70111627
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH STOP THE THREAD WONT SURVIVE

>>70111498
not so fast

>>70111932
is this legal

>>70111932
A FUCKING TOWABEAT

>>70112026
I can't take that face seriously lmao

What platforming game could bae get into to level her gamer skills?

>>70112108
This artist has a weird sense of proportion yeah
Very soft looking bodies though

>>70112184
Prince of Persia the sands of time

>>70112184
the guys who fall

>>70112184
Hollow Knight

>>70112257
that would be so fucking kino

>>70112349
Honestly while that game isnt a 10/10, i would love for her to experience how cool it can get

>>70112184
Spyro the dragon.

aparently they got bae a cameo. wonder who it is

>>70113347
i did some digging, it's dave fennoy, the guy who voiced Rodan from Bayonetta 3 which is who Bae will know him as, but he's done hundreds of voices.

>>70113347

>>70113445
Awww it's a shame that Japanese Seiyuu don't do cameos, I was expecting something Yakuza related

>>70113445
>>70113470
ima be real with you chief, if baenetta wasnt on the divegrass team i dont think i would have remembered that bae played that game

>>70113445
That falls into "literally why even bother" territory

>>70113891
For someone like me, it'd be awesome because he's voiced some of my favorite Dota 2 heroes and he's also a TellTale mainstay, for Bae, it's literally 1 role from a game she endurance streamed over a year ago

>>70113891
while it was a fun stream i dont think it left a lasting impact on bae or anyone. I dont remember a meme or a fun moment out of it.
Also 3 had a retarded plot but bae liked it because she's a yume so that doesnt help with the memory

>>70114108
i legit only remember the ending and bae eating salad

>>70114108
I remember Bae getting mad at that one boss you fight with the spider

>>70113977
Yea I don't exactly understand the train of thought here. Not that he's a bad voice actor or anything, quite the opposite. But what exactly does that have to do with Bae? She already received a cameo from a Bayonetta VA last year which was cool but why pick another one, of an even smaller character this time that Bae wasn't even emotionally attached to. It's like these niggas are stuck in the past and think Bayonetta is Bae's one and only favorite game.

>>70114108
my two cents is that she played it at the worst moment posible
>baeby of en still mashing
>her cursing wasnt unleashed
>she wasnt unhinged
then add
>game is done in one sitting
>Bayonetta is gimmick ridden and poorly balanced so you stick to one or two weapons for the entire game
>poison to re-play/re-visit
>Kamiya squeezing his hog over space harrier

>>70114461
You know what’s a Platinum Game I want to see Bae play? Wonderful 101

>>70114624
fuck off kamiya your garbage pikmin clone is actual trash and it sold like shit 5 times, stop shilling it

>>70114702
Does he know...

>>70114624
Eeeeh i think she would hate it.
The drawing thing has filtered billions of people before, and she isnt exactly a toku enthusiast

Bae should play the arkham games. Ive been having a lot of fun watching doki play them

>>70114398
Honestly it's not unlikely that she'll hype herself up for this and then not even know who the fuck he is without help rofl

>>70115137
Wouldn’t blame her, it’s been over a year since she played the games and she one shot it so there wasn’t even any time to have any of the characters sink in
Shame we couldn’t get any seiyuus from Persona or something

>>70112184
Bae should play Jack and Daxter
The lost frontier

How do these things even end up with mane-chan?

>>70115137
Yea that's what I was thinking too lol.
>Bae: omg thank you guys so much you are so sweet...
>*stares at chat the whole hoping someone will mention who he is*
>*gets one guy'd*
>Bae: wait.. is this is the singer from REO Speedwagon! No way!!!

>>70115765
They usually say who they are so that’ll probably get the ol noggin joggin but yeah it’s bit of a “who” moment given how little relevance Rodin has without you doing the secret fights and shit

>>70116256
Sohuld have gotten a VA from Total Drama Island from a season Bae watched.

>>70116344
Would’ve been a deep cut to suddenly hear Gwen on Bae’s stream lmao

>>70115765
>>Bae: wait.. is this is the singer from REO Speedwagon! No way!!!
TOP KEK

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762336998931800133

>>70116820
i heard this thing is a bitch to use certain set ups cause its short

>>70116820
I really want one but yeah like >>70116865 said apparently they aren’t the best

>>70101859
>>70102916
Thanks

>>70112026
Bae's next outfit should have a hair completely down option and also a ponytail option.

>>70117896
I seriously desire a ponytail Bae outfit already

>>70117896
Mori should groom Bae into requesting a lingerie nightwear outfit like she has

>>70118365
In that case I want something more like what Yamada wears.

"race queen baelz"

>>70118517
Yeah? It’s the name for the models they have at motor races in Japan
Like the chicks who wave flags

>>70118517
this is a real thing yes

>>70119059
>>70118676
no I get that is a real thing I just went HUH when I read that and then saw the picture whatever man I havent slept properly in weeks I can't try to be funny right now

So for burgers there's no stream tomorrow followed by the morning countdown stream the day after?

>>70119262
Yeah I guess so…

>>70119262
>So for burgers there's no stream tomorrow
You sure about that? Yes, I do know she mentioned something about doing a nighttime (for her) and morning (for burgers) countdown stream before the concert, and then the concert is te usual stream but pushed back 2 hours, but I do not believe she said no stream tomorrow. Also I swear she said something about doing another member's stream soon.

>>70119262
Bae might also be appearing at A-chan birthday/new outfit reveal.
https://youtu.be/1CsySfl3Cds

>>70119262
wait is the next bae stream not for like, another 20 hours?

>>70119604
She’s in the description yeah
They’ve got a cute friendship

>>70119581
>>70119649
I was just looking at the schedule and from what I can tell the next scheduled stream is her birthday countdown which due to timezones would work out to be the morning of the day of her 3d live for me. As far as I can tell that still works out to be a stream for (her) tomorrow but it ends up as a missed day for americans unless I'm misunderstanding

R1 + Triangle

Bae rn

https://litter.catbox.moe/pgn5xc.png

>>70120177
Reminds me that I saw Bae porn earlier with a jdon reference

>>70120177
even real japanese porn lets the butthole be seen, come on now

>>70120695
There’s a Twitter version that’s uncensored
Not particularly good though

>>70120840
understandable, not many people know how to draw ass+pussy from behind

>>70123000
Feet and legs

rat

It's 20 fucking 24 and Bae and Zeta has yet to crush my skill inbetween their fat fucking thighs.
SMFH...

>>70123496
I need a Bae Zeta Aki performance with a lot of leg focus
Then I can die happy

>>70069831
>>70100853
Decided to fix it up a bit, hope you won't mind.
Screencaps on vertical streams does bring an extra set of issues.

>>70125102
Nice, appreciate it

Huh? why is the latest MMR episode privated

>>70125966
Don’t tell me Bae actually got copyright struck for playing her own song lmfao

>>70125983
There's no way... that would be super dumb

>>70125983
Huh, that must have happened in the last hour, weird.

>>70126001
It’s happened before with another Holo, kinda funny

>>70125983
Speaking of, is there a reason why the new song doesn't go into the videos tab right away too? Does Bae need to put it there? Yes, I know it is up in the original music playlist, but that requires scrolling down on the page to find on PC, when the video tab is super convenient for random people to find it.

>>70124888
I like how the full piece gives you every kind of Bae outfit. Very tastefully done.

>>70126563
>Auto-generated by YouTube.
Youtube reasons, as always.

>>70126563
Yeah it’s something to do with how music channels/topic channels work
It’s dumb but hopefully Bae notices and does something about it

>>70125983
Either that... Or she truly got bonked for the cover spoiler

>>70129049
I guess there’s a chance kek

>>70120055
I'm honestly disappointed that now we won't get pissed off Aussie rat anymore thanks to how stupidly good and easy to use that damn move is

>>70130177
It’s possible she still gets mega tilted at the MIA colonels depending on how she approaches them
But I think we’ve gotten our fair share of tilted rat
Later games will ABSOLUTELY bring that salt back out

>>70130279
God I hope she actually plays them all

>>70130970
That’s why it’s good Bae grabbed Tiger Drop, don’t want her getting tilted or burnt out this early in
Would prefer Bae cruised through combat than the opposite

>>70125983
I think Bling Bang Bang Born did it in since the Bling Bang Bang Born practice is also gone from members.

>>70132615
Ah what the hell
That’s mega lame

>>70132615
While Bae would never directly complain about any of this herself, it is not in her nature, it is pretty lame just how often management pulls the rug out from under her when she seemingly had permissions for that particular karaoke track and other things at the time.
And I don't think I am exaggerrating when at least half 4 different streams have disappeared in the last week or so.

>>70133499
It's exactly 4 streams
>Jojo w Bijou
>Jojo members
>Bling Bang Bang Born members
>MMR 4
We do have an archive of MMR 4 on ragtag but it won't let me download. At least I have an archive of the member's practice.
I'm currently downloading everything else though. Going to look into getting a NAS setup and going to store everything too since this is getting ridiculous.

>>70133819
I’ve got a 480p backup of MMR and I THINK I have a 1080p copy too, will upload in the morning if you haven’t

Wow, I thought Calli and IRyS' avatars were taller than this...

>>70132615
>I waited to sing it until now because I needed to find a karaoke track I could use
>Gets her VODs nuked for using that track anyway
???

>>70135021
She's compensating

>>70133819
i dld from ragtag, seemed fine

>>70126563
Because there's no video for it. Normally this would be called a "Topic" version and be on a separate channel but since Bae has the little artist icon next to her name, those 2 channels are merged.
If the song was uploaded as a video first, Youtube would still autogenerate the topic version, it just wouldn't be linked on her channel anywhere. See:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PoMYf5ZHDq4

>>70136154
>I waited to sing it until now because I needed to find a karaoke track I could use
That's not what she said. There was always a karaoke track she could use, it was just in another app that had different permissions. So if she wanted to use that app she couldn't use the other one.
It's strange they removed it though, like they suddenly lost permission to the song or what? Or maybe there was a misunderstanding and they never had perms in the first place.

>>70137630
FuwaMoco singing it is still up so it might be another song https://youtu.be/jUsbuDimpZ8?t=2523

I'll miss Baeby...

>>70133819
Also got a copy for the MMR4 from doing the soundpost earlier

>>70135021
Irys is 80% legs but that gives off the illusion she's tall when she isn't
Kaela is the opposite, she is 85% legs and also her model is gigantic

>>70142624
I think It also has to do with how every artist work with proportions, here we can se bae and moom on scale and even if that how they should look, their proportions doesnt look quite right, bae seems to have overall bigger proportions.

>>70143273
Baes hair also tends to make her head look humongous

today I woke up iji hatting again

So if i have this right, bae has technically streamed and counted for her today, i dont think she is streaming tonight (burger time) but night her time. So this would place the next stream likely an hour before the time she designated MMR which would be 9 am est. So burgers lose an entire day
I think
My brain hurts

>>70144431
yes, basically bae streamed in the morning (for her) and then the next stream will be at night. For people in the west she will be skipping one day but the next they there will be two streams, the totsu in the morning and the 3d live at night.

I actually cant believe Febaerary is over already

>>70145170
not only is it ending, bae is also going on break!

>>70145170
I wasnt sure to call it the best febaerary, because I still think that the first one had really creative streams and loved the amount of open VC streams and overall It felt more eventful to me, even if it was very scuffed. But I think this is so far the most solid febaerary, it was more chill but very consistent so I think it deserves to be called the best one so far.

>>70145507

Man kronii got a really nice new porn animation. I hope that guy draws one for bae one day

>>70146701
Link?

>>70146733
https://kemono.su/patreon/user/11039562

any rehost of nuked karaoke??

>>70114873
Not yet she's not.
I WILL be clamoring for Power Rangers watchalong after her eventual DMC arc once Koseki Bijou sells her on how chunni it is for her to Leonardo Point at Nero and Vergil showing up!.

>>70114873
as someone that played it for the first time in 2024 the drawing is fine but holy shit the balance of cut scenes and not just normal gameplay to normal gameplay is fucked

>>70148441
The lack of DMC in bae's gameing plans is a little bit concerning, fingers crossed biboo will convince her.
Also, DMC3 is probably the hardest DMC game so far, hopefully she doesnt get filtered.

>>70149812
>Beowulf makes her ragequit

Bae doko...

>>70151377
Prepping for birthday

>>70152067
Yeah, mine. Even if it's 4 months early.

>>70149812
>>70150534
if she doesnt deliberately avoid Royal master like Biboo did, 3 is on the bag

>>70151377
probably sleeping right now, you should do the same anon.

meaty bae

>>70156354
Remove the top
Move aside the panties
Ideal outfit for sex

>>70154430
But anon, it's just 6pm

Baes next outfit should have absolute territory and tights

Bae's new outfit will be a qipao or Kunoichi.
screenshot this

>>70158921
Qipao would be nice for legs too

Loose, bra-less tank top with tight fitting short shorts with panty peek or bust.

>>70158921
>qipao
that woudl be great but we know bae prefers to be considered JP

>>70161933
Japanese like the qipao because of how shapely it is
I see it in fan art all the time of gacha

>>70162667
a liitle too close to bae's roots but I can see it.

>>70161933
ill never forgive mika mama and fanartists for making bae's kimono so dang cute. There's nothing hotter than slutting it up, showing shoulders and armpits,sideboob, legs, looking disheveled in a kimono after sex, etc.
I love you bae, you are very cute...be less cute and more sexy

>>70161933
Whatever it is, I just hope Mika Mama can actually do the full art this time

>>70133938
>>70147790
https://gofile.io/d/0MzKMY

*sniff sniff* I LOVE BAE SO MUCH

>>70099767
Can you fuckers remove Azure Gallery from your OP copypasta already it's been dead for months

>>70165780
A)Rude
B) okay you got a point

>>70165780
oops

>>70165780
i actually had no idea kek

>>70165349
I love her more.

>>70166363
IM GONNA KILL YOU IM GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU NO ONE LOVES HER MORE THAN ME

hey brats is Bae doing a totsumachi today? no one has responded to me when i asked elsewhere

>>70166702
She's doing it SOON 12 hours more or less
and then we have her birthday.

Also you cant show up and not post a cute picture of your oshi so we can judge all of your kind

>>70166702
She’s doing a countdown with at least some call ins in like 13 hours
Don’t think it’s a full totsu though, she mentioned not wanting to do one this year

>>70166702
Should be in roughly 14 hours.

Speaking of 14 hours, if you plan on submitting your Squeaks, please do so before midnight JST thanks

>>70167041
>>70166899
>>70166877
thanks bros and heres the image though I have 3 oshis and Bae is one of them

>>70104345

>>70167466
>3 oshis

BaeRyS ori song when..

>>70170140
After the CHAD orisong comes out...

>>70167102
im a humble man with merely a pirated photoshop copy

milord... he had a rough 10 years...

>>70170883
he's so cool...
This is a milord that jumps people from trash cans and manhole covers

>>70170883
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1561534595283456001

also i used this tweet as reference

>>70167102
we cool?

>>70171791
As ice
>>70171606
Oh yeah good idea

Reporting in.
You can crop the rest of the board and/or the message if you want

>>70172924
Thanks!
>>70167102
And this is my submission

>>70167102
I like the Mr. Squeaks in the casual outfit, he's pretty sick

>>70173707
He really rocks that Leon look
Cheers!

>>70168136
i may be a day one brrat but distressed Rissa is proving a worthy challenge... why do they always stream on the same timeslot..

>>70174860
8am-12pm JST is HELL for overlaps

from irys, bae brought her that weird expensive honey when she brought the bento

>>70176935
Yeah the manuka she mentioned she bought for a few people, cute

bae in less than 12 hrs!

>>70145170
Man, it's been a wild February
Crazy that it went by so fast but I enjoyed it a ton and I'm also a little glad it's over so Bae can get some rest (me too)

>>70174860
>>70175779
You had your chance to avoid it

bae will NEVER tweet a promo for her birthday stream

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762673985383444747

>>70180594

>>70180681
i guess we guessed right

>>70180594
>>70180681
TOWA
(yeah called it)

>>70180519
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762328082931916960
Isn't that this

rat

>>70182432
Cute cover

bae merch

>>70185147
The ZOZOTOWN stuff? nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKtxwDapGA

bae frame

>>70180703
>>70181363
You joke, but I legitimately confused the black cat-like mascot for Shion's mascot, and the way Bae pronounced the name with her Aussie accent also made me think that is what she was saying. I dun goofed.

>>70185578
Oh Shion/Shien? Yeah easy confusion there
>>70185442
Can't believe we're almost here...

Not long till the live

>>70185147
Isn't Bae supposed to be the head of the disciplinary committee or something?
Pretty skimpy outfit for a position like that
not complaining though

I think Bae might've drawn something for A-chan's outfit reveal...
https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762697287413932151

>>70187772
this is independent of the school lore

>>70187772
The outfit is unrelated to the school lore, they just wanted them to wear something cute for the promo art

>>70187962
Ah yeah probably an outfit prediction
It’s in 5 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CsySfl3Cds

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762696299131076681?s=20
She's after his mom, someone stop her, don't let her become the milf hunter

>>70188447
Holy shit that’s a lot of reccs
Also Bae has ALWAYS been a hag hunter, she’s Hagneto

>>70188447
I only know K-dramas from the wacky comedies my sister watches and none of those are here

>>70188447
Where does she find the time to watch all this shit and remember it?

>>70189234
She watches them inbetween rewatching true crime for the 100th time.

https://twitter.com/hakosbaelz/status/1762704182115758355

>>70188447
are latina mamasitas less dangerous than asian mamas?

>>70189783 (me)
Bae uploaded it as a short too.
https://youtu.be/hUn818s9KYI

>>70189783
>>70189903
>PLEASE CUM
I will try my best.

my wife is the best

Claiming Hakos Baelz as my wife before the bread dies!

Not so fast

Prepare to die /rrat/!

She's MY wife, and no, you did not write this!

Bae is unironically my wife

>The VN is two fucking hours long
Holy fucking despair

>>70190886
we'll be back stronger than ever freezie pop

>>70189783
>>70189903
Awww

Under Heaven and Earth, I alone am the married one (to ハコス・ベールズ)

>>70190886
*Armor Lock*

>>70191635
You ain't from Michigan if you ain't done this before...
God forgive us all
Telling 1
GET FUCKED

Thank God I'm the last poster in this thread so I can rest safely knowing that Bae is my actual girlfriend