/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>70068115
jong+ bros?

eggy is jonging

>>70068246
>jong+
>jong but missing an electron
>jong without electricity (flow)
why would you do this!? are you trying to with 100 years bad jong luck on US??

>>70069387
*wish

>>70069387
1000 YEARS BAD JONG LUCK

mahjong

I studied defense but I still keep dealing in

>>70069291
damn I missed this

>>70068246
jong+ isnt a bad idea but it wont really save this thread either; it will give us more chuubas to discuss, but not necessarily bring the viewers to discuss them

If you want to save this thread you need to make people want to stay in this thread.
Organize the first mahjong vt league jong tournament: We form teams based on oshis, that way mjg can distribute themselves more evenly

>>70074454
sometimes, people expect people to apply defense theory, and exploit this in order to create tricky waits:
>a pair wait on 4 after discarding 7 and 1
>attaining tenpai with discarding 7 and waiting on (1,4) with a ryanmen
>iishanten with 246, which can allow for a suji trap by discarding 2 and waiting for the 5, or 6 and 3
and other such tricks

is she good

>>70074988
But I'm lazy

>>70076955
well there must be other low efforts ways to bring vtubers here, particularly since the pcg population is so big already
any ideas?

Why is the board fast

>>70076923
>dama with this wait
no

I killed /jong/ so many times, why is it back again?

>>70080030
Because I'm the only one that can truly kill /jong/.

>>70081557
don't test me

/jong/ will live

>>70084511
if you make a tournament, they will come

post jong streams

>>70084726
Make one then

>>70085364
im adept 3 i have no idea how to play much less how to make a tournament

>>70085450
>steal format from /mjg/
>find people to stream games if you won't be awake
>get ESLs to scream oh no no no on deal ins

Today jong will die

>>70087706
jong is life

>>70085042
there are none

>>70089002
https://www.twitch.tv/seolha111
korean wife but she watching the mahjong arc of kakeguri ?

Khubie News: The deviless of Jong strikes again.

>>70089236
everyone will jong

https://www.twitch.tv/altovt
Alto is jonging

>>70089236
She struck twice today

>>70089678
>My jong addiction has progressed to the point I watch male chuubas now to feed it.
This is beyond grim may death take me.

>>70089889
its ok to watch rezuul, we dont consider him to be a man

>>70090648
he doesn't deserve this...

>>70090707
Doesn't deserve viewers or doesn't deserve to not be considered a man?

>>70090707
get to M2 and then we'll talk

>>70090736
doesn't deserve the hate imo

>>70090880
Don't tell anyone, but I don't actually have a problem with him

>>70090648
>>70090880
Won't go so far as to say hate, but I absolutely gave up on him after one of his collabs a few months back. Rez likes to act as the font of all Mahjong knowledge. Other players weren't having it so he turned off tips as some kind of "gotcha". Extremely petty. Best part was some people didn't notice for like half an hour later.

>>70068115
>stop dying edition...

how? my fucking liver wont deswell

The jong princess wants to host a tournament of jonging!
https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1762236164310732807
>>70089236
good on QB for doing more jong teaching, denpa wanted to learn it

>>70091436
never watched her but i would partiicpate if its convenient

>>70091436
the savior /jong/ needed

>>70091436
I'd join if hours work for me, which they probably won't coz my timezone sucks.

>>70092958
Single-handedly keeping /jong/ alive

>>70091436
Add this to the next bake too

goodbye /jong/ you shan't be missed

>>70091436
hype!

>>70096330
we were page 11

>>70096401
i know

>down so bad for jong streams that I'm watching male facecam streamers now
someone please hit go live

>>70079903
that's a 5m tanki anon?
>>70091023
his collab schtick is pretty arrogant and likes to fuck with people, like it or hate it he pretty frequently acknowledges that he's shit at the game while solo so i'd assume he was just memeing around with the tips/local yaku/turn timers

>>70091436
she is going to save /jong/ because posters would not.. the hero we deserve..

>>70097415
>that's a 5m tanki
your chinitsu reps?

>>70097415
>tanki
it says pinfu right there

>>70091436
is this for vtubers or anyone?

>>70098602
https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1762257815152775373
>also this is open to anyone and everyone btw!! in case it was unclear

>>70098690
cool

>>70097297
at least watch a vtuber
https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul

Thread death approaches

>>70097297
Gomen, I would've gone for more than 3 hours but I don't have the energy

>>70099562
khubei will save jong

https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
the other majong core chuuba is live

>>70100385
How often does she stream jong?

>>70101030
all her streams I seen so far have been jong but she doesnt stream that often

Khubie and Pippa News:

>>70101927
Khubie has summoned half of the mahjong vtubers under that tweet

>>70102045
>bait in a bunch of vtubers
>they all get fucking destroyed because they're awful at mahjong
I hope they stream their PoVs so we get the rage

>>70102344
I'm pretty sure this is a tournament FOR vtubers.

>>70102561
>>70098690

>>70102599
Welp, time to rope, I had a good run

>>70102599
How good are the discord pests?

>>70102676
the tranny clique that was hanging around QBs stream are master+

>>70102763
Easy enough
It better be open to everyone

>>70103479
>>70098690

Why the FUCK hasn't tileman deranked to Gold? I need to see the Adept speedrun.

>>70105764
if he can survive in Jade then it's impossible to derank to Adept, Gold is too easy in comparison

>>70105904
He's currently not surviving in Jade hence the derank

https://www.twitch.tv/lilylionmane
shogi chuuba for the jong+

>>70106686
Oh boy he's getting filtered hard

>>70107123
checking his last 100 games I think he might be getting unlucky, it also puts him at a stable rank of m2

>>70108134(me)
also he has apparently gone full nyagger, 37% call rate and average score below 6000

>>70108278
calling is fine but the deal in rate is too high you can't climb like that

>>70107123
I'm tempted to grind ranked just so I have stats that I can actually compare to his since I don't have a good point of reference for jade room

>>70108278
My call rate is over 50%. Is my condition terminal?

Kankuro King homegrown aspie streaming mahjong with a bunch of other goonies

https://www.twitch.tv/kankurokingch

>>70109297
yes, I'm afraid we're going to have to have you put down

>>70109474
But I just want to have good times jonging with anons…

>>70109508
then stop calling for tanyao/yakuhai nomi

>>70109583
Sorry, but I don’t think I will. You must feed me the tiles I need. You must enable my nyagger habit.

>>70109508
don't listen to mentanpin dweebs
call those tiles

>>70109297
There is a Celestial with 7x% call rate, do not listen to these cowards.

>>70110535
>>70111291
>tricking new players into playing worse
just bully them in friendlies like normal people, don't make them worse on purpose

More jong streams
https://www.twitch.tv/andygraviti

>>70111779
>reading RMS
This girl better keep playing ranked because that's Master+ material.

I just pet a cute cat outside, what have (You) done today, /jong/?

>>70113404
i made cookies they're bad

>>70113404
I shilled QB and ate bacon

>>70113754
in mjg?

>>70114051
I'm not the mjg poster

>>70114101
no balls

Majsoul Friends Room 42376(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=42376

>>70113404
Drew, went to the grocery store and made myself some Orange Chicken.

>>70114249
started

>>70114200
But mjg is already covered

aesthetic

>>70114249
Well jonged!

wj
you double ron'd me when i was so close to 3 dragons :'(

well jonged. any day furry-kun loses is a good day. ;)

>>70114249
arigathanks

anyway! good night! don't die, jong!

>>70116799
ok good night for real. i had to emote.

>>70116804
don't be so smug, you almost fell behind me at the end!
>>70116988
gn

ron

>>70119243
You Win! NOW STRIP ME!

>>70120502
do it yourself you lazy whore, i'm jonging

>>70121184
What's a little girl gotta do to get molested around here?

>>70121370
participate in qb's tournament

>>70121370
become vtuber and get groomed by transhumanists

when's the /jong/ training camp to prepare for qb's tourney?

>>70121370
Step 1: wear glasses
Step 2: wear tights, minimum 80 denier

>>70121922
need to this for real since the price will be a qb date
source: it came to me in a dream

>>70121370
I will molest you

chii

>>70121922

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQ0jRWB8B9g
Loco for Moco!

>bumpin

pon

i prefer East for ranked, don't @me

No dying jongers.

>>70129427
East is best if you know what you're doing, in South you can still recover from mistakes, in East dealing in once to a 3 han hand or higher is an almost guaranteed 4th if you're playing in Jade.

>>70130328

Really can't survive, eh?

>>70122102
Is this true, dream anon?

they're removing nyagger from the game next update

>>70133261
Hannah will be the new poster girl

Please watch my Korean wife.
https://www.twitch.tv/seotorie_tbsf

>>70133413
damn right

good night jong, you better not be dead when i wake up

>>70135541
not yet

>>70133430
this is a good korean wife, anon

Nyaggers never die. Give me tiles for open tanyao, nya!

This time I have killed jong

Jong is dead and we killed it
Quarterback's tourny is going by eeplieys gonna be filled with literal who cloutchasing m*les and nonstreaming discord groomers

>>70141241
We just gotta step up our tulpa game

>>70141241
Who hosts is more important

>>70141241
>gonna be filled with literal who cloutchasing m*les and nonstreaming discord groomers
who gives a fuck whos in it, as >>70142095 just said as i was posting this reply its basically free advertisement for khubie, who participates doesnt fuckin matter

>>70142197
QB to the moon

https://twitter.com/khubiez/status/1762509690297037244
TOTAL QB SWEEP
JONG BUFF IN ACTION

>>70143491
/jong/ wins

I just like playing mahjong.

so with the tournament is mahjong gonna become 'the fotm that every retard with a png, vroid or l2d will stream for a week or two before getting bored and dropping it' again?
seems like it timeloops every two or three months, tons of people pick it up for a week or two then disappear

Will that really happen?

>>70146843
I hope so

>>70141241
she might do a female only vtuber tourney too

>>70147258
If she's smart and based on the feedback she got, she'll convert it to female only NOW ("tee hee I'm sorry I dont think I can handle a tournament THAT big yet!")and just vaguely promise to do an all-welcome in the future (never)
Excise the m*le infection now before it can fester

>>70141241
Uh... if I join this tourney does that make me a discord groomer?

>>70148093
The m*les will only boost her as long as she only lets them participate and doesn't let any of them on the stream

>>70148754
>>70148093
>unironically AAAAAAAAAAAAA MALE ON STREAM MALE ON STREAM REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
go outside lmao

>>70148093
you need to go the fuck back to /wasp/

>>70149164
thats a falseflag, anon
wasp is actually extremely keen on manipulating vulnerable male vtubers and turning them into oilers or raidpigs without giving them anything in return

>>70148093
Actually based.

>>70148093
If she 'converted it' after saying very clearly she was open to all participants, especially if its to no boys allowed, I think that would undo whatever gains she's getting from doing it in the first place

>>70150396
the best route is to do two tournaments

in any case, community tournaments open to everyone should be done once a month too

Let her cook, as long as it doesn't end up with streams having VC open to nobodies from the groomer discord who cares

>>70150652
all she needs are bodies to be able to brag 'hosting mahjong tournament! XXXX competitors!'
most of the competitors will be literal whos, many of them thinking this will be their onramp, but she just needs to never directly @ them in any way and they will gain nothing from it, and then theyll seeth in their containment threads about how they couldnt bandwagon their way to fame

I get being worried about Discord groomers, but I don't see the issue with males, most of us either are gay, have a girlfriend or are just too autistic to actually sexpest

everyone here talks like a seething femanon let's play some fucking jong niggers

Majsoul Friends Room 80542(4-Player East): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=80542

>>70151425
its not about sexpesting, its about them diminishing the entire tournament(and jong streaming as a whole) by jumping in without actually giving af about the game
no free rides, total bandwagoner death

>>70151465 (me)
>2/4
I know there are more of you dramasisters posting; join up

>>70151465
3/4

>>70151603
Ah, understandable I feel that bandwagonners in general will drag it down, regardless of being male or female

https://www.twitch.tv/khubie
qb live

you guys know you can watch the QB zatsu and JOIN THE JONG ROOM too, right??
>>70151465

>>70152045
I have massive tunnel vision and absolutely cannot do 2 different things at the same time.

>>70152045
oh i dont play jong, i just watch, sorry

It's finally time to kill /jong/

>>70151845
>rating tiles by taste?
Maybe she's not a bad streamer.

>>70154834
do you agree with the chart?

>>70154873
The most important thing is the tileback, not the front... she's clueless.

>>70154873
>>70154834
dumbest bullshit i've ever seen.
taste isn't dependent on numerical value, almost all of the same suite tastes the same. The only exceptions are the ones that are dyed multiple colors, such as red sous and red pings. All man tiles taste essentially the same just with stronger flavors.

I'm tired of this shitty meme with people who have never licked a tile.

>>70154932
the tileback is like the rice in the sushi, anon

>>70154968
what do reds taste like

>>70154972
Everyone knows that blue tileback tastes like toothpaste...

>>70155024
Cochineals

chat is this real

>>70155360
Yes, riichi sticks don't go away if you draw out.
7 riichis over the course of 3 draws, unlikely but completely possible.

finally, a stream for the community of tile eaters

>>70151465
GGs, but at that point we should've just played south

>>70151465
good jonging going to prepare dinner now

>>70151465
Thanks for the matches!

>>70151465
well jonged!

qb...

>>70157065
Valentine's day on the bottom lol

this will get bloody

>>70158340
>Washizu D Tier
Yeah okay, I'm an anti now.

>>70158540
Post the complete ranking

>>70158923
'chars she wants to roll for' is her reasoning. Put Washizu now in S-Tier after callouts but it's too late, first time I watch her but we're enemies now.

>>70159042
Loli at the top is based

Hey guys, Kankuro here.
I want to get better at this game, I know the Yaku now and how to play defensively.

Yesterday when Andy went live some of you were memeing about these Books, what are these books?
Thanks!

>>70159483
Read this
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Riichi%20Book%201%20%28rb1%29.pdf
Then this
https://files.riichi.moe/mjg/books%20(en)/Awakening%20your%20Mahjong%20Power%20%28fb1%29.pdf
Reread the latter until you become celestial

>>70159661
Thank you, downloading now.

>>70159042
>Hannah in C
what the hell QB

>>70159042
>bunch of faggots in D-tier
At least, she's accurate there.

>>70159042
yuzu not appreciated enough

>finally forced to delete people for friends list space
if you weren't on in the past month sorry

>>70159042
>khubie put my waifu in c
Why do all my sister wives hurt me so?

why must i discover QB right as i stop being a NEET

>>70162145
you can always go back

>>70161444
>money is more important than friends
Just buy jade gweilo, surely the pain of losing a couple bucks is better than the pain of losing those dear to you

>>70076923
>>70098320
>>70079903
How is that Pinfu?
>667788m - iipeiko
then this wait:
>4556m + 5m ron
I don't see any other combination. Please explain to a brainlet, arigatou.

>>70163131
It's a 556677 iipeikou + 456 + 88 on manzu

>>70163393
>556677m iipeikou
>88=jantou
>46m + 5m ron
Wouldn't that be a kanchan-wait on the 5m, 2fu, therfore not pinfu?

>>70163581
no, you always interpret the hand in the way that gives more points

>>70163626
HATSU, HAKU, CHUN, DORA 2. NYANGAN!

No dying

>>70166950
iie
this is a no calling zone
do not kan, do not pon, do not chi
riichi only

chi!
pon!
ron!
tanyao~
+1000

Is there like, an asset dump for majsoul graphics somewhere?

doko...

>>70169379
read the repo link in the OP

>>70169537
Bless

>>70169383
Make a room

>>70170993
doko...

I'd like to have sex with on of the tiles, in particular THAT one.

>>70173417

>>>/vg/467425321
riichi shitty sisters, our response?

>>70173695
10 thousand oooooooofs.

He is playing with viewers again
https://www.twitch.tv/daiyadiamandis

Rezuul News:

>>70174827
if only he could get 2500/2800 in m1

>>70175373
he's climbing again, M2 soon

when does the event start?

>>70176475
2/27 8pm utc-7

I don't know why, but even though I enjoy playing jong, every time I prepare to stream it I feel as if all my energy disappears

>>70180114
i can stream with you if you want, that way we can flirt using seductive tile lines

>>70180342
B-but anon, I'm a boy!

>>70180791
Nan, that won't keep me from your tan yao(i) hole
Can't wait to get ahold of that little Pei of yours.
We're both boys so there's no kans to it.

>>70180114
Take my energy NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! VERIFICATION! NOT! REQUIRED!

QB is now jonging!

would QB load faster if she played on the .exe?

>>70183893
yeah and she would also be banned if she fucked up and showed anything on stream that implied she was using it

>>70184249
damn that sucks, what about emulating the phone app then?

>>70184329
depends on how well bluestacks or whatever else runs nowadays, afaik no one has been banned for streaming it from an emulator, but I'm not sure if that's because no one does or they don't care

I wonder if QB ever reads the stuff posted here

>>70186571
nah she's too innocent to come here

Khubie's screeching sounds almost exactly like Pomu...

>>70186633
She has literally befriended the other Jong chuubas posted here because she comes here, don’t be stupid.

>>70187189
this place is not required to find other streamers playing the same game

>>70187768
your oshi lurks

Okay, I’ll be honest. I love tanyao. I love calling. I love open hands. I’m a nyagger and I love it. Fuck your yakumans. Fuck high value hands. Fuck your Riichi book or whatever. Fuck strategy. Fuck defense. Jong is about having fun. And being a nyagger and screwing up your yakuman hands is fun. Also the tiles look delicious.

>>70188571
tileman... this is why you keep deranking

>>70188718
Who? Also I’m adept 3. Rank means nothing to me. I just want to tanyao.

>>70187981
Every chuuba lurks even if they say they don't.

>>70188571
>Also the tiles look delicious
Michi literally made this post

>>70188571
A michiposter jongs...

>>70189577
Stream Potion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvhXvqERMks

>>70190324
stream red hot jump and make a room
https://youtu.be/HPWP2--bP1c

Khubie saying deviant perverts is really nice...

QB has lewd thoughts about jong...

>>70192584
Your oshi cuts.

>>70192815
Yeah, her way into my heart

>>70192815
The tiles she needs yeah~!

>>70193101
This one is real.

is QB the first jong lewdtuber?

this girl has a problem

>>70193522
not even close https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxSIumIbZM

>>70193522
>he doesn't know about the strip mahjong vtubers
Can't blame you since it's in Japanese but yeah, although I remember Nina doing one of these streams, if you frequent /mjg/ you probably remember it

>>70193522
Is she even lewd wwwww

>>70194475
Are you not listening to those ponya and giggles? Im rock hard

>check QBs stream
>it's just a /pcg/ friendly but on stream

>>70194953
Many such cases.

i spent the night with QB, later losers

>>70195470
WE ARE

>>70195470
Yeah, me
And now I will spent the rest with the sleepy cunny

>>70195470
Woah I dont remember posting this but I must have.

>>70195470
Same

>>70195470
>>70195504
>>70195534
>>70195539
>>70195586
you guys are all good lads

>>70195700
Right back at ya

>>70195700
thanks bro, u 2

>>70195534
sleepy cunny?

>>70196478
MondVampir

>>70195470
I'm so jealous

>>70196551
I like her

>>70195534
no one baked euro today...

>>70199404
we failed mond

No dying jongers.

>>70190324
>>70190709
animal fuckers the lot of you

>>70188718
Tileman is against calling, he hates fun almost as much as he hates winning.

>>70204175
wat

>>70205216
Don't play dumb with me

>>70205410
you're not making any sense dude

>>70205410
no

>>70205606
>>70206037
>>70207041
Im not schizophrenic, YOURE SCHIZOPHRENIC!

>>70207550
meds
now

Final bump for the night.

https://clips.twitch.tv/CharmingVainMoonRaccAttack-1TBxqFASjscd5a4K

Back to adept 3

>>70213773

I hate Mahjong.

weird games lately

>>70217409
The 8-ball says this anon bought a skin recently! Anon, is this true?

>>70217677
i may have bought an outfit... how did you know?

>>70217875
The 8-ball knows all. Remember to look both ways before crossing the street by the way.

/jong/ will finally die. Good.

surely someone will bake...

Finally, the plague that terrorizes humanity will be no more.

>>70220128
Just gonna bring everyone over to /mjg/, they love vt.

>>70220964
They love QB