/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I missed these threads bros...

I missed you anonchamas

>>7004568
I thought I had mentally prepared myself for a graduation announcement but bros I don’t think I’m that strong

The queen has returned!

>>7004853
why would she graduate?

You guys were doing your song reps every day this entire time, right?

>>7004568
Thread theme
https://files.catbox.moe/6h4zbw.mp3

>>7004853
How many times do you fuckers need to learn that Chammers has a fetish for graduation bait? I honestly don't remember how many times she has done this before.

Hey, there's someone at my door. Should I open it?

ITS STARTING AAAAAAAAAAAAA

it was a prank all along

>Latechama even on her return stream
Never change Haato

OI START DE FOOKIN STREAM

>late
This is the chama I remember

>loading screen
i think we're safe now!

>>7004568
I miss this fucking thread

FEET

BARE FEET

>Instant feet

>>7005791
>feet up
Im feeling hopeful

Come on anon, take your hopium

Plague has been unleashed

There she is.

>kaichou and kanata mention
She's going to explain a lot of things that happened on her break...

>Kanata and Coco talked Haachama into coming back
Thank you KanaCoco.

IM SORRY HAACHAMA I WASNT SCHIZO ENOUGH I TAKE IT ALL BACK

Is this what love feels like...

So it looks like she was caught up in school after all.

>>7006090
RRATS BTFO

the fuck is this kindergarden that TL keeps mistranslating to?

Since it's summer break, looks like chammers can stream more frequently now.

>>7006196
College

I don't know what she's saying but I'm crying.

>>7006196
Newfagchama.... She said kindergarten as a substitute of her university

>>7006218
The timing fits perfectly to JP curriculum.

>>7006196
Kindergarten isn't a mistranslation, it's how she refers to university.

>>7006196
She's always referred to university as kindergarten

>>7006090
I mean what else would it be?

>>7006086
I think so. I've been having a lot of suicidal breakdowns over the last month so I"m really happy that she returned

>>7006090
ANOTHER RRAT SLAINES. CHAMER LIVES!

>choose to come back right after festival's birthday
kek

>>7006285
Anon.... Take care of yourself

>>7006300
Based, matsuri is a fat whore, a leech and a pedo

Oh shit, the tarantula review stream has finally arrived

>>7006300
Based

>>7006274
People were spinning up narratives about her wanting to quit because management were restricting her.

>>7006274
Well that's just it. We don't know for certain unless she herself comes out and says so. It could have been problems in her family, or her dealing with Coco's graduation. There's a lot that could have gone on but as a viewer we don't know until she confirms it.

>>7006349
Based anon

>>7006300
this was on purpose, gotta make matsuri angrier

>>7006300
Everyone hates matsuri!

NURGLECHAMA IS BACK WITH THE SPIDERS I SEE

>Food tweet
So chammers is using this stream to double as a Haachama Cooking review she promised.

PILLS AWAY
CHAMA STAY

>>7006285
Just remember anon, Haachama IS your meds. In absence of regular Haachama dosages, you may need to substitute with actual medications.

I miss [/spoiler] Antichama[/spoiler]

>>7006509
Bro... also, don't summon him please. We're having a good time here

>>7006568
Oh wow, you stupid retard EOPs are still here making her make bad content?

>>7006300
Not like she could have done much, Festival recorded everything a month ago... maybe at least a tweet.

>>7006634
>not a new ip

so pretty much confirmed the hiatus was cause of college and she's back because it's summer vacation. I don't know much about nip culture but I recall some people saying Japanese summer holiday starts in August and lasts ~ 2 months. Enjoy her for the time being because she'll probably go on break again

>>7006300
Basedchama

>>7006721
Yeah most likely, but she did say she got used to kindergarten. But from my experience, it gets worse as time goes by. Good luck chammers!

>>7006721
I don't mind the breaks, as long as she says what they're for, which she isn't good at doing. At least now we know it's most likely because of school that she takes said breaks.

Who the fuck is festival

She's back to stay right anontachi?

>>7006806
How new?

>>7006823
anon...

>>7006775
Yea but at least she's learned hopefully to better balance things out so maybe we could get HAACHAAMA WEEEKENDS

>>7006780
the unexplained removing of videos is still sketchy too

>>7006806
Some worthless whore who tried to pick a fight with The Chama due to jealousy

>>7006806
Newfag... But I'm feeling happy because of haachama so I'll spoonfeed. It's matuli

The joy I feel right now is unparalleled. No one is as happy as me

>>7006806
A whore

DISBELIEVERS TIME TO KNEEL

>>7006879
Yeah that's also true. My only thought about those would be because she promised a lot of collabs in those streams that should couldn't follow through with due to the break. Again, we ultimately won't know unless she says something.

HAACHAMA COOKING!

CM TIME

>>7006879
It was obviously EN management. HoloEN Gen0 scrapped. Country roads cover scrapped. English only streams scrapped.

I missed this so much bros....

>>7004568
welcome back

My legs… they’re kneeling on their own…

>>7007032

Haachama says she doesn't want to make us regret waiting so long and intends to do a lot from here on.

>>7006507
Actual meds just make me more suicidal.

That Pokemon Battle submission!

>>7006879
It's only the videos shortly before her break that're still privated, right? IIRC her other split-personality vids have been brought back?

I hope she talks more about her during her break on her members only stream

>>7007064
Doubt. she also said that on her previous return streams, but since it's summer break in Japan right now i'm going to believe it.

Gotta thank them for changing her mind

>>7007124
Yes, she mentioned her summer break too.

>>7007152
Kek didn't even know there's a haachama fan discord

What's the rrat between festival and spider-eater?

>>7007152
there was a 'for the time being' in that sentence

>>7007187
There is a discord got everything, anon.

>>7007152
She would be stupid to quit this when she could treat it as a part-time job that she comes back to whenever she's able, glad they spoke some sense into her.

>>7006878
Or it gets worse and she has to take summer and winter classes.

>>7007206
Festival is a unprofessional whore who can't keep shit private

Haachama almost went hunting for spiders in Australia to eat.

This is terrifying.

>>7004568
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO HAACHAMA IS BACK IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Just came home, opened jetri, saw the viewership combined with the thumbnail and got fucking spooked for a few seconds until I read the stream title.

>>7007295
Just imagine a Haachama that didn't have restrictions

>>7006806
summer-color

>>7006806
this, but unironically

>>7007321
She's either dead in a week or she's wanted for multiple counts of arson from her cooking

>>7007321
I really wish we got that doujin contest...

Matsuri loves her genmate Haato stop tryit to create fake drama

>>7007447
I honestly think it would have happened, but she announced it the same day that the Marine/Miko drama happened

>>7006509
>>7006568
He's having a breakdown on /jp/. no one will reply to his bait so hes started to have conversations with himself.

>>7007447
Considering what we're seeing of cooking Haatons I'm pretty sure whatever doujinshi she'd get from them would be BEYOND YABE

>>7007467
Nice joke anon

>>7006196
It's Haachama hiding the fact that she's going to Uni, but members and now everyone knows she means Uni whenever she says kindergarten.

DEATH TO ALL ZHANGCHAMAS

>>7007494
I saw the legit one a few times recently but I think it just spawned a bunch of poor imitators

The Goddess of /vt/ is back. Rejoice.

Has she said anything about her incident with Festival?

>>7007563
Oh wow, (proceeds to spout shit from his mouth)

Buy a better wifi wifechama ...

>>7007321
>stupid fanmade lore shit repeatedly reposted with minimal changes again
Thank you, management

>>7007602
"I'm gonna murder that whore next time I meet her, then we'll have a cooking stream"

>>7006655
it was live but it required the girls to train to perform their dances. the other 1st gen quit all streams but their planned collab for a week to be ready on matsuri's birthday.

>>7007653
Twitter is terrible at skipping forward in their video

over 50K viewers....jesus.

>>7007739
>Twitter is terrible
You could have just stopped here

>>7007602
There's a reason she's having a cooking stream showing off various ways to eat pests, anon.

I'm never going to understand why all of her streams put such a big dumb smile on my face. She's too cute....

wtf why'd she add the censor

>>7007751
And it was only announced an hour before the stream started.
Haatons are the strongest fanbase.

>>7007853
Same anon suddenly she's my oshi and I can't go by a day thinking about her

>>7007537
How many universities does Japan have? She's probably just scared of being stalked that's why she's being too secretive with her school life.

no one can quite replicate the atmosphere of haachama streams

Is it me or does she seem happy?

What the fuck is that disgusting shit? Roaches?

The best thing about chama is the amount of viewers participation she has. I can't name another streamer which engage the viewers as much as her besides Coco

>Live roaches and tarantula.

>>7007602
she's going to be dead silent about it until the guilt eats away at her too much and she has to apologize like with the sheep

Did this guy buy a fucking live tarantula. Sometimes I get impressed by other haatons

>>7008036
>she has to apologize like with the sheep
what happened?

>>7008027
I can name one, but he causes eternal seethe on /vt/.

What am I watching did he just throw a live tarantula in a pan

Is it save to sub again or will she disappear again?
t. poorfag

>>7008057
Either that or he just cooked his pet

What the fuck it has already been 50 mins?

>>7008090
yes he fucking did just that

WHAT THE FUCK HOLY BASED

Haachama reviving le plebit

Haachama is the real successor of the Reddit Review!

WHAT THE FUCK

>>7008027
>I can't name another streamer which engage the viewers as much as her
Watame
Korone
Subaru

>>7007788
Was she eating bugmen this entire time?

>>7007955
I am really enjoying how relaxed she sounds, she's really enjoying this.

TERMINATORCHAMA INHERITING SHITOPOST REVIEW ENERGY

animal cruelty! pog! amirite guys?
fuck haachama and fuck all of you for supporting this shit, i reported the video

Anontachi I love haachama so much

>Reddit Shitpost review goes to Chammers
Truly the strongest idol.

>SMELLY FEET IS BEST

Smelly feet.... I kneel.

>>7008107
Sub for August and then wait. No clue when Japanese colleges go back to classes

>>7008219
Honestly it's a safety measure, by cooking the animal alive you prevent the meat from rotting at all. This is why you boil crabs and lobsters when they are alive.

>>7008057
Depending on where you live you can actually buy them as pets

Is this going to work with how she is an obvious ESL?

>>7008184
She did technically start it, with her Coco explains memes to Chama

I can finally put down the cowbell...

>>7008272
Doesn't matter it's haachama I'll take everything I have

HAACHAMA REDDIT SHITPOST REVIEW? THE THRONE?

>>7008228
Will she even be able to understand the "memes"

I thought Kanata would be Coco's successor

>>7008314
Thanks for your hard work, Mr Krabposter

>>7008272
She invented holo meme review, she'll be fine.

Superchat portion starts with random chama mouth noises
?????

>>7008272
it will be funny in the retarded kind of way. No idea if she will have guests to be as bad with the memes as her

>>7004568
Glad to see her back. That video of the fresh tarantula though.....

>>7008219
this is why people should stop idolizing japanese people, fucking savages
their language is literally caveman speak and they do this shit, absolutely disgusting

>>7008324
Coco rarely did, so what would be the difference?

>>7008325
Kanata just doesn't have the English skill to do so. While Chama's english is nothing to write home about, she at least has the knowledge to read and say simple sentences and pick up context.

Woke up to seeing Chamers back. Don't think I've ever been so excited to get out of bed. I missed her so much.
>>7008057
That's pretty fucked up. Not even funny, it's just sociopathic. No different from sending a video of him killing a cat.

>all the EN whores trying to usurp meme review
>Chama just takes it
Is it just me, or there is some angry german seething on the horizon?

>>7008272
She can understand English just fine, even if she sucks at speaking it. The purpose of meme review is to explain them to the jap audience anyway, so it actually fits quite nicely.

Still a dogshit segment though.

>>7008458
Please don't talk about chicken here my mood will be ruined

>>7008325
She hasn't done anything with it. Haato at least wants to try.

>>7008036
matsuri and haachama already talked about it. everything is resolved. the problem with being a fan is that we only hear the loud bad things, but not the apologies and friendly chats afterwards

Oh wow, are you guys prepared for her graduation?

>>7008070
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3kavIJKRy0

My oshi fucking died and Chamma inherited the shitpost review, lets fucking goooo.

It couldn't have gone to a better person honestly.

>>7008070
she couldn't come up with what she considered a good enough video for watame's birthday so she ended up not doing anything and then avoided talking/collabing with her for months
watame would get sad when people brought up she hadn't done anything with haachama in a while and didn't know what was going on and it wasn't until haachama's birthday stream that watame decided to call in and talk

>>7008516
You should stop anon it's a bad imitation

What was the chammers x matuli incident? What happened?

>>7008448
I had a snake and i always bought him a live hamsters to eat.
This is normal. Moreover bugs don't have pain receptors.
What about lobsters?

>>7008545
eternally kneel to her for talking chammers off the cliff edge, so to speak o7

>>7008272
Not at all, but it will still be kino

>>7008325
Kanata became a true leader of gen 4 on her own merit, I've been liking her more and more since Coco's graduation. She should spread her wings even more in the future, instead of limiting herself to Coco's shadow. Haachama inheriting it right after coming back is unexpected enough to just get people hype without making anyone think any less of her.

>>7008576
I'm sorry I wanted to break the tension

>>7008263
October, she mentioned it on stream.

>>7008579
If you're really curious, go to Matsuri's alt twitter account. It's all there and even translated to English. It's nothing special

>>7008579
Haachama was not present at Matsuri's birthday event. Matsuri threw a tantrum on twitter

Anon...

>>7008219
Fuck off PETA

>>7008606
>I had a snake and i always bought him a live hamsters to eat.
No, this would be more like buying a snake and then eating said snake

>Minecraft stream
i heard Elytra, and i hope she resumes working on the Babel or making a stall for the festival even if she's a month late.

>>7008761
She said she wanted to collab with Migo and get an elytra

>spammers
Fuck.

>>7008228
If she has inherited it, hope she gets to enjoy things a bit more.

>>7008219
Cambodians also eat tarantulas. This is their traditional food.

I’ve always heard Japanese universities are kind of a joke except for a few top ones. Why would she need to stop streaming because of university? Is she secretly brilliant and accomplished and got into one of the Imperials or a top private?

EN STREAMS SOON

>>7008749
I just assume it was a bait and switch with a dead one and he already had a pet tarantula, but you never know with schizos. I wouldn't think any old tarantula you could buy would be safe to eat but, again, schizo.

>>7008842
Collabs with EN or just solo streams?

>>7008840
>joke except for a few top ones.
She's kinda stupid anon she need to study even for this

>>7008840
>studying in Australia
>English is dogshit
It's because she's dumb and/or lazy.

>>7008840
Have you watched her? More like she's too retarded even for the easy ones.

Why won't her haters just accept her bratty, adorkable love?

>ofuro haishin
Can't wait for this

>>7008325
Chama went to kanacoco house for dinner not too long ago there is a good possibility its a haatokana review

>>7008840
Because she's legitimately stupid. Just listen to her English after having studied abroad.

>>7008885
She's merely pretending

>>7008323
>>7008458
The throne has been split into several fractions.
Kiara inherited the collaborative "introduce EOPs to JOP chuubas" part, so Kusotori's position is safe. Haachama came back and from the looks of it will continue Coco's "explain EOP meme language to JOPs" fraction. Amelia has the right to resume Asacoco.

>>7008842
I wish she did a full Bogan stream in the thickest, most incomprehensible Aussie accent.

>>7008873
>>7008885
>>7008905
But I’ve heard they often don’t even go to class.

>>7008947
I'm sure she was merely pretending to give everyone a tour of her dad's building.

>>7008870
She just said she wants to do EN streams, no other details.

>>7008842
unfortunately I hope she holds off unless that manager is confirmed gone, these "vacations" always seem to happen after a EN only stream

>>7007152
So she implied she was thinking in graduating. Idk why she even thought that, she earns more than a full time employee in a month with only 2-4 hrs of work
I wish I had a job like this when I was 20

But I guess she will quit in a year or two since that's when Japanese companies offers jobs to students

HOLY SHIT I JUST WOKE UP SHES BACK AAAAAAAA

>>7009018
Well we have summer break, so it should be fine till the new semester. Hopefully.

Something about Haachama's feet drives me fucking wild

>>7008947
If she is, she's got almost everyone fooled.
I would absolutely love it if one day, she just had a stream where she spoke PERFECT english. Go full shakespeare for the entire stream with props, just completely dab on everyone with the fact that she had hidden her mastery of the language.
I doubt that'd ever happen, or that her english is THAT much better than what she's using on stream.

>>7009032
Sorry anon you're still dreaming. This is all part of your imagination. You need to wake up.

>>7008458
To be fair, it isn't her first dip into "meme review" segments.

>>7006954

A-any other unironic footfag anons enjoying the service? I hope I'm not the only one

>>7009027
>Idk why she even thought that
To be fair, she was in a rut. The schizo shit was getting repetitive, she couldn't tell part of the new story, and then her studies came up. She runs away a lot.

>>7008219
>It's OK when I can't see the animal getting killed

>>7008458
She WAS the 1st one tho, or one of the 1sts. Although iirc that meme stream wasn't reddit focused

>>7008219
>>7008405
>Animal cruelty
>Trantula is dead and in a bag

I dont think you understand what that word means retard chans.

will she calm down now?

I can't get the shit eating grin off my face right now bros

>Gay senpai
Haachama...

>>7008219
but it's not animal cruelty

>>7008219
what did she do? eat a fucking tarantula? watch a vegan propaganda video before spewing shit (You)

>>7009163
Yup she was

>>7008833
And? Even they kill the tarantulas first, not directly put a live tarantula in pan. I hope he feels the effects of a tarantula's venom that's not properly removed before cooking.

>>7009141
>he doesn't have female socks/stockings that he sprays with a bottle of foot odor
As soon as her feet come out I'm practicality asphyxiating myself.

>>7009220
Im with you bro, I was getting burnt out on other vtubers who were not my oshi and all i feel right now is happiness~

I hope she asks for Coco's help and implement that anti-spam Coco's channel has because those spammers are getting very persistent.

>>7009274
She showed off the tarantula food contest people, and one of them had a live tarantula that he killed and cooked.

>>7009325
Same anon I sometimes not even motivated to watch other holomem

>>7009274
Some guy had a live tarantula and I guess it could be implied he ate that same one
Wouldn't be surprising if he did

>>7007152
Apparently this translation is wrong and she was going to come back in like October but coco and kanata convinced her to come back early.

>>7009330
I hope she at least put her streams on sub mode only like friend

>>7008947
Nope, Asian English speaking skill overall suck especially Japanese. listening and writing are okay.

>>7008709
>Demon Slayer profile pic

It's a retard from the start

>>7008840
Recently, the goverment is trying to change the appaling situation in universities and to impose more strict regulations on their educational standards. So current undergraduates at least have more assignment than before. I'm not sure this means the quality of the Japanese universities has been improved, though.

>>7009401
>October
HOLY FUCK KANACOCO I LOVE YOU. I DONT THINK I CAN WAIT THAT LONG

>>7008458
>angry german seething
Oh okay, so you don't watch Kiara, cool. She stated multiple times that while she'd find doing meme review fun, it's not her place to because she felt it was Coco's baby. And that she wouldn't do it unless Coco had given her blessing.
But no, gotta go with the tired seething chicken narrative, huh? Even here?

>>7009401
>October
Hope you Haatons are ready for multiple smaller breaks that she is totally going to take.

>>7009027
It's probably very common once you get some distance. Things that got you through the day and felt like a blast start sounding retarded (because they are, we're just too deep in it to think about it most of the time) and you start wondering if it's a waste of time. It's like a 3 weeks long post nut clarity. You start being grateful for not having to deal with the bad parts too, and the longer you stay away from the good ones, you begin to miss them less and less.
When Marine came back from a mental health break, she said that she just didn't feel like streaming. She was depressed and wanted to spend all of her free time on her bed. I'm sure the thought of "should I just quit?" crossed her mind at that time too, she just didn't make it public.

>>7007602
been out of the loop for a while, what happened between the two?

>>7009027
>she earns more than a full time employee in a month with only 2-4 hrs of work
Money can't buy you happiness anon

Why the fuck does this retard make me so hard?
I love her so much

>>7008219
ngl it was kinda pog. Chammers LOVE

>>7006265
You call university kindergarten?
>Yes, it's a regional dialect
Really? What region?
>Uhh southern Australian
Really? Well I'm from Adelaide and I've never heard anyone call university kindergarten
>No, it's more of a Salisbury expression
I see

I guess this puts the final nail in the coffin on the rrat about the zhangs shutting down after Coco graduated. It's clear now that they've never left.

>>7009576
Menhera vs schizo

>>7009464
"Even here" LMAO. ESPECIALLY HERE. (You) a new KFPhaggot or what

>>7009401
Jesus, that's so fucking long. The rrats would have been even more unbearable if she was gone that long.
>Haachama died and Cover is covering it up
>Graduated off-stream and Cover is hoping fans just forget about her
>etc, etc...JYPAR

>>7009623
Anon friend has been getting more spams even with her collabs. They are targeting friend now

>>7009576
Haachama's autism made her ghost someone like usual
Matsuri went menhera on Twitter like usual

>>7009623
They've just moved to a Russian site

Did your oishi came back to apologize to matuli??

>>7009599
That was funnier in your head.

she cannot be stopped

>>7009514
She said as much herself. She's not leaving, but do expect frequent disappearances after summer break is over.
She also talked about planning something with her manager, but she'll wait until everything is set in stone before announcing it. So I imagine the October date is probably her ETA on that project, since I doubt she decided to come back to stream and just immediately started planning shit with her manager earlier today.

>>7009703
Nothing to apologize for festival went apeshit on twitter unable to keep her profesionalism

>>7009697
they're on a private subreddit, the russian are nuking their vk pages steadily

>>7008885
It's actually amazing in a way that her English is that bad when she was exposed to the language for years studying abroad. I don't know how she survived on her own and managed to talk with her peers.

>>7009703
She came back to drink those festival tears.

its pretty clear university wasnt the only reason, coco's graduation affected her a lot

Oh look, i was absolutely right except for the 1 week thing
https://archive.nyafuu.org/vt/thread/4989789/#5003810

>>7009623
>China
>backing down ever
not gonna happen

>>7009808
I wonder if cover will grow some fucking balls and realize that using Coco as a scape goat didn't work

>>7009584
It can't, but it can pay the bills while you use the rest of your time to seek happiness if you can make enough money with a part time job, like she can. Not that this would stop her, due to who she is, but I'm sure she would grow to regret leaving in the future once she realizes that whatever full time job she gets in the future will be just as miserable, but will demand more time.
Money doesn't make you happy, but lacking money doesn't either. Being rich and sad sure beats being poor and sad.

>>7009599
I keked

>>7009748
I'd say it's a fair trade for Haachama who also could not keep her professionalism.

>>7009747
It's not a mystery. It's her birthday in August.

>>7009871
Kinda funny since she's on her hiatus kek

>>7008842
Good, her English streams are the only ones I watch.

>>7009910
Antichama is not going to like this

>>7009847
>Cover
>realizing anything and admitting their own mistakes
friendly reminder that a ton of videos never came back because the girls have to go through them themselves unless you're Subaru in which case you damage control for your shit manager

>>7009752
Mori...

>>7009464
cringe

>>7009752
>when she was exposed to the language for years studying abroad
Doesn't mean shit if you don't study properly. Look at Calli and her Japanese.

>>7009401
She said she planned on returning either around October, next year with the possibility of not coming back at all. I’m really glad she talked with KanaCoco.

How would cuddling feel with her?

>>7010047
warm but smelly

>>7010047
heaven

>>7009392
>>7009347
i guess you have a point, it's fucking inhumane when they cook live seafood. she should have ignored that retard but well it's just a tarantula

>it's Haachama's fault Coco left
>Coco is the reason Haachama returned
...Chammers is kind of a shitty person.

CHAMA SAID SHE LOVES ME BROS.

>>7010182
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

Why is it so easy for zhang ching chong changs to make burner google accounts? I have to take a picture of my left nut to set up a fucking account.

>>7010216
you can create a youtube account without the need of having a gmail account

>>7010216
Lmao I laughed too loud at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YndAV5Z5sXQ
The stream room is up btw

>>7009752
Actually, there are so many people who studied or lived in foreign countries for years but don't have a command of that language.

tf is this, aztec money

She's back!

>>7010270
Well that's a fucking mistake.

>>7010047
Warm and with small bursts of energy, while being the small spoon. Giggling while browsing twitter and pointing out any funny tweets to (you).

>>7010294
>Same time slot too
I hope she's serious about doing it. This would be great for her channel growth, and an actual good way to practice English whilst also streaming

>>7010327
Shekels.

>>7010327
That's shekels

OF ALL THE FUCKING DAYS I DECIDED TO OVERSLEEP IT HAD TO BE THIS ONE.

WHAT DID I MISS?

>>7010422
The tarantula contest

>>7010327
oy

>>7010446
Of course I'll VOD it, but my disappointment in myself is immesurable.

>>7010047
Warm and comforting. However that strange feeling you sometimes get when you're half-asleep of things crawling on you (even if there's nothing there) is more frequent and intense...

Why is she calling everyone senpai?

>>7010422
Coco and Kanata convinced Haato to stream again.
Tarantula food contest
FEET
ALL THE FEET
Haato is on summer break she says

any idea on how we can murder all these chinks?

>>7010561
New how?

>>7010561
She always calls her chat senpai

Her smile is worth more than human life

>nyuu nyuu nyuu
AAAAAAAAAA

>>7010575
Don't worry. The yanks will do that when they need and excuse-war to distract their populace from their collapsing economy.
It's like clockwork.

>>7010013
Haachama is forced to interact with other in school to get good grades while Mori is too busy creating English rap songs in her basement and is always expected to perform English parts in collab songs. They have different motivations.

>>7010327
Holy shit, she pried actual shekels out of an actual kike’s hand. I kneel to the power of Haachama.

>>7010422
Tarantula, some plans like EN streams and MC fridays. Oh and she inherited Reddit.

>>7010638
I would kill any man to preserve that smile

>>7010575
Trigger them enough to die from a stroke?
Alternatively, get a hacker, find their addresses and report them to the CCP for bringing shame upon west taiwan.

>>7010327
goyim

Didn't see brad on chat did he stop being a haaton

>>7010686
>Haachama is forced to interact with other in school to get good grades
as evidences by her being alone, having no friends, and falling behind on assignments

chubbychama

>>7010806
Stream came out from nowhere, he probably didn't see it. Not that it matters, he's a faggot anyway but I'd be damned if I said it's not the same without him

>>7010406
>>7010419
lol figures why i never saw them in SCs before

>I want to eat axolotl
What is wrong with her and why do I love her

How do we get her to exercise bros?

>>7010915
Are those even edible? Who am I kidding probably tastes like chicken.

>>7010948
Plenty of sex

>>7010915
Do it in front of Kanata

>>7010948
sex

>>7010948
By feeding her protein.

Oh wow, Antichama is vocal about the Haachama's return and they are not happy. They're discontented with the EOP pandering and with the whole reddit review thing. I guess they were holding out hope for a graduation. There's even a post on /jp/ that's garnered dozens of (You)'s to have the channel reported. Obviously that wont happen but it shows how unhappy they are.

>>7010948
chubbychama is based

What do the Chinese spammers think that they are accomplishing by spamming her chat?

>just woke up
>see haachama is streaming
>start tearing up
I didn't realize how much I missed her.

>>7010948
Let her do her dangerous Ring Fit stream ideas. It's a win/win

>>7010947
OH, yes. They are regarded as a major gourmet food. Supposedly they taste like eel and are crunchy.

>>7011051
>Eel
Oh nice, I actually like how eel tastes. No wonder they are almost extinct in the wild

>>7011025
today made my entire month bro, i woke up looked at youtube and saw this great news

>>7010947
Oh no

ooooohhhhh
akai haato
akai means red
red heart
her name is red heart
now i get it

>>7011171
Naruhodo ne...

Wtf. I know it's all keyfabe. I know they aren't really a family. I know Cover is just a greedy business. I barely even watch Haachama but it wasn't until she came back that I realized I actually missed this weirdo. Welcome back Haachama!

>>7011171
Anon discovers japanese

>>7011024
>Chinese spammers
>think
here's your mistake

>>7011025
I know what you mean. It made my day seeing her back

>>7011119
oh my god

I'm going to pick my JP reps again because of her

>>7011025
>Wake up
>Lazily put the dogs out and drag myself to the shower
>Check phone
Once I saw the Twitter announcement I immediately shot up and did all my morning responsibilities as fast as I could. Just hearing her again gives me life

>>7011119
I don't know how this is even legal since axolotls are critically endangered. I guess it's Japan so it makes some sense.

>have been subbed to her for about a year, no memebership
>see feet
>immediately joined VIP

my god what have I done.

>>7011119
fuck

>>7011395
you've made the right choice, anon

>>7011278
How would it help you?

>>7011119
I kinda want to try one now...

>>7011371
They're endangered in the wild, not in captivity. They're bred like mad by breeders, who then sell them off, but it's not legal to take one from the wild and so something with it. However they're indigenous to Mexico and they don't care about them

>>7011395
>claims to have been subbed for a year
>joins now despite her getting those feet months ago

>>7011426
I don't have to watch her streams relying on subs

>>7011024
They're thinking they'll trigger an idiot who still brings attention to their spam.

>>7011473
Knowing Japanese doesn't really help with Chammers...

>>7011278
No you won't.

>>7011514
Just like Luna!

This bundle of chaos and nonsense is so cute.

>>7011595
CHAOS UNDIVIDED

>>7010638
Her smile requires protection.

Is it weird that I love haachama more than my girlfriend?

>>7011719
No. Love for Chammers is compulsive and beyond reproach.

>>7011719
No weirder than the fact your girlfriend loves Tyrone more than you!

>>7011719
Kinda, don't let a vtuber get in the way of a relationship that you care about. That, or hide your powerlevel

Still trending. Kneel

>>7011777

>>7009584
Sure anon, because it's better to do a 20-30hrs part time job for the minimun wage while trying to find time for study than streaming 4 hrs a week for a salary similar to full time employee and having an entire day or two for study or have fun with college friends plus a lot of money

I bet Kanata and especially Coco had a similar conversation with her. Even if Haachama doesn't like streaming anymore, she can still treat it as most adults treat their jobs and that's fine.

>>7011805
In the US too

I heard original song
What does she mean

Akai Haato should have joined Nijisanji instead...

I had to tune out after the main stream was done and didn't catch the superchat reading, did I miss anything?

>>7011981
She said she love haatons
She wants to eat axolotl

>>7009584
It can't literally, but it affords her more time for herself and more time for whatever makes her happy.

>>7011024
Social credit score means chinks are obligated to do that shit.

>>7011461
Yeah, I'm subbed to like 10 holos. I don't watch every video.

im very happy right now bros

>secret ending
Iryschama....

SHE WHISPERED INTO MY EAR UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

I'm so happy she's back. I finally feel motivated to do shit again instead of just trudging through life on autopilot

Goodnight Haachama. I hope you sleep well and see you for Meme Review

Sleep well Haachama

>>7012116
Yes and no. Their social credit is actually taking a pounding for it. Using a VPN to access the real internet when you're not part of a government operation is a bit of a no-no over there, after all. However since their lives are now effectively ruined by their actions, they're stuck in a sunk-cost fallacy loop where there's nothing else they CAN do but to continue what they're doing.

https://files.catbox.moe/8vke95.webm

>every rrat was wrong
just like you clearly expected.. right anon?

>>7012551
Pretty much. If you followed her streams you'd easily realize it was college BS.

Can I have a summary? I was working and didn't notice her sudden come back...

>>7013191
she did the tarantula contest then a long fucking superchat read where she explained herself a bit

>>7012551
The rrat about her wanting to graduate after Coco left was apparently right though, but I already thought that was the case. I also thought she'd probably come back regardless.

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1418987137697992717
Chama tweethttps://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1418987329906102272
Stream tweet

>>7004568
>Haachama World - 赤井はあと/はあちゃま
IKZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
FUCKING MISSED IT

>>7013307
a lot of holos were considering graduating with coco.
if they didn't there's no way the strongest Idol would go through with it.

>>7013694
If there's one thing Coco did with her graduation, is that she opened the rest of Hololive's eyes when it comes to a decision like that.

They definitely started thinking about their futures in case Hololive stops being the best place to work in or if things go down south later on.

Okay but why are the previous streams still archived tho?

https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1418990458357915656
Ei she replied to Zombie. Am I fag if I want a Haachama x Olivia collab?

How many red heart reps have you done today?

>>7014282
None but I'm doing my Infinity reps

I guess watching the spicy noodles challenge was good luck...

>>7010894
wonder why
eh.

Haato x Olivia for maximum seiso collab

>>7014243
Haato x Olivia collab for maximum seiso.

>>7014992
I don't think Haato is seiso anymore, frankly she scares me more than chama.

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