/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

shontoes mlem mlem mlem

shontoes

>>69955156
One foot in my mouth and the other in my hands

shontoes
anyone else have problems with the letter S? it sounds really harsh and gives me a headache
am i acoustic?

>>69955363
I kind of get it? But I do also think you may have the ism

>>69955363
yes you are

/shon/ never dies

>>69955156
Look at that smug mocking face. I want to grab her by the ankles and swing her into a telephone pole. Break her spine, snap her neck. Make her a limp noodle.

She can suck my limp noodle

If Shondo got on my nerves I’d simply refuse to tie on her ribbons. Also, stockings are wildly erotic for some reason idk

shondo in my arms

>>69955363
be nise to S

I can't believe shondo is fucking dead

She's got about 2 hours left, I think it's safe to say she wont stream tonight which is a shame. It would've been nice to hear her talk.

I'm really sad we didn't get asmr today. It was going to be an all time great stream, one for the ages
We need to be extra nise to her this week so her lovey dovey feelings are still there for the next asmr

shondo actually is streaming tonight, but iykyk

>>69956506
>safe to say she wont stream tonight
;)

>>69956593
nice try but I know none of you losers would be able to hide the fact that she does secret streams, if she did. someone would leak it.

Get a new bit already goddamn

>>69956759
It's not impossible, but the sperg density her does seem a little high to keep it properly under wraps

The story anon was right there’s nothing to do but let her ride it out. She’ll bounce back. Or she won’t. I don’t know, I know nothing about her or how she deals with things or what she’s feeling or what she thinks about.

You couldn't keep fts stream a secret for more than an hour, no chance something wouldn't get leaked here

>>69956883
*here, not her
Fuck, had a good mistake-free run boys, but I can no longer post on this board.

>>69956759
The new favorite inner circle has been meticulously crafted to include nobody that would leak anything

>>69957143
When that happens to me I close the thread instantly, think about something else for a literal 2 seconds and then wonder what's being said here and come back, when I come back it's out of my head again.

>>69957342
More or less my process too. Briefly consider suicide, decide my mom would be upset, come back and continue.

>>69957023
she should ride it out then work through this brainworm properly. i couldn't tell how serious she was about the self gaslighting thing. i'll say something tomorrow if she doesn't give a satisfying answer but i don't know either i can only suggest

>>69957342
>>69957652
Fucking spergs. Just hide your own post and pretend anyone who replies is a transsexual.

that post about shondo blinding me was nise

>>69957773
I'm a boomer and I'd like to think my approach is just the conservative one, rather than autistic.
But I like your idea too, will give it a shot next time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://youtu.be/7L42kb8fDKw?si=hcGGeugasPX2jqZ6

Posting again cause I like it.
Little floating hearts just do it for me.

gn shoomfies its heartbeat and coconut time

>>69958176
Everyone finds love in the end
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utXF0PGPD3Q

>>69958503
might do the same

I can never let myself be happy. Everytime I feel like I'm getting close to her or she's starting to like me or know me better I self sabotage. I don't know why I'm like this but I do this everytime I start to get happy in life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4SyfrcsE0Q

>>69958659
I do this with actual people but not shondo, maybe I just haven't got to the point where my brain ruins things for me out of fear yet.

i love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love love LOVE fallenshadow!

spam e to know my mood

>>69958867
kek

>>69958867
this post could be taken in multiple ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs0I_FTG9vs

Nothing she's said has ever made me feel older than this expression of the same exact bad feels I had in my early 20s ugh

hope you choke in your sleep tuffnar

It’s okay. Everything is going to be okay

>>69959473
your wife would be pretty upset if that happened Smile and i think you might benefit from being a little niser

>>69959377
MY NAME IS NOT SHNIDOO!

Must be nise :^))

>>69959923
Oh no a 3 month old alt of a banned shogger died, so sad

>>69959473
FT will be sad

Snapping a rubber band on Shondo’s little pink nippels and watching them get hard

>>69960126
it would be a detriment to fts stream chat but thats a price worth paying

She mentioned thinking someone died recently before they came back. I think she does notice when people aren't around for a while

I think changing the ritual post to say nip noops instead might be an improvement shondo would enjoy

>>69960344
I'm going to vote against nip noops, but I'd be for spelling nipples correctly

>>69960456
I would be for that at a bare minimum

>>69960327
That part kinda threw me. She said it while laughing. It wasn't a caring kinda tone, it was like she simply didn't care about him. Oh that guy that watched me is probably dead haha.

>>69960327
she noticed grackle because it was posted in the thread a bunch

>>69960932
meds

>>69960800
there's tons of moments of her nervously laughing at things followed by her saying '"thats not funny" while in the middle of laughing. i think that was just one of those moments

>>69960800
Nta but maybe it was a joke. She didn't actually think he was dead just gone

We’ll look who’s trying to crawl back?
https://x.com/gltsnt/status/1761461078360240551?s=46&t=FJmxsdt5yEyahrbaJzKUOg

why are you dereking long gone shoggers

>>69961736
Because he apparently doesn’t want to stay gone after the side piece he left Shondo for decided to leave him

I thought she didn’t notice me because I don’t talk much but she does and that surprised me and makes me happy :)

half of you will be namefagging /here/ before spring
sad

>>69961584
He'll be gone before February

If you arent an artist or someone who has had reciprocal DMs with her you do not matter.

>>69962111
syadouYay in chat

Shondo paying attention to me made someone here seethe once that's how I know I matter

O.O did shondo really do that on ggs or did I dream it?

>>69962236
you gotta level up and get to the point where just existing makes people seethe :)

I hope I find the courage to end myself before I start gossiping about individuals in this channel like an old lady.

>>69962354
That never happens, you have to do something for people to be aware of you. No one seethes about lurkers

no I don't really want to be more on the radar of a bunch of insane anons who think I'm a threat to a woman none of you will win

How do I stop these silly feelings of bitterness towards a certain hololiver for damaging my wife from popping up in my brain

>>69962858
It sounds like you just learned about it today. They've made up and are on good terms with each other now. They aren't as good friends as they used to be and probably never will be, but they are both ok

>>69962858
Unironically? Do your reps.

>>69962604
I love her and she loves me, you and others do not matter

>>69963019
It's not new news to me, but her reaction to the news makes me think (she actually nearly outright said) that she's still sad about how distant they've become

Reminder that the Shondo goop (shoop) is canonically acidic and will melt off your penis.Do NOT the goop!

>>69963140
I'm gonna, you can't stop me

>>69959473
What did he do this time? He's the reaping and sowing ritual poster so I have a pretty good idea what he really thinks of the Barbie girls.

>>69963215
ANON YOUR PENIS WILL GET SHOOPED

no need to worry anon, i've come prepared

>>69963238
The power of love will keep my pener safe, I'll be fine, her goop on the other hand...

>>69962858
You use your male superpowers of not being ruled by your emotions.
You realize that what has happened already cannot be changed, and that you only know part of the story (and very little of the emotional part)
Then you apply your energy productively, to preventing similar stuff from happening in the future however you can (this requires doing your reps).

I like her a lot. I don’t know how long it will last but I cherish the time that we spend together. She really is something special :)

>>69963391
I enjoy her content, yet think she's a shitty manipulative human being worse than most women. Thank fuck there's no government contract chaining me to Shondo as her legal husband.

>>69963140
i will cuddle the shoop

>>69963217
>He's the reaping and sowing ritual poster
no he isnt

if you're being manipulated by a mentally ill hikkineet then you deserve it
I love my wife and that love stems from my free will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbiqJ3TCaUQ

>>69963140
I want to drink all of her

>>69963835
shondo is a very nise human being but she also has problems. thats fine though because she is evolving and inclining and even if she stumbles she can keep moving forward and i am very glad to be a part of that even if only a small one

Ok, I thought I'd get in some stalking reps and watch FuwaMoco for the first time. But I can't do it, they're too annoying. I wonder if this is normal, or just because it's a special stream.

>>69963931
I didn't screenshot because I don't Derek but if you have chat logs for the past few days ctrl+f "you reap what you sow". I hope that's how he typed it, if not look for variations of that.

>>69962141
that's not exactly hard to achieve, or wasn't until mid last year

>>69963956
>victim blaming
Your wife wouldn't like it, by this logic she was molested as a child for being a sexy fat fuck. Its her fault.

>>69964178
filtered

>>69964214
multiple people are posting that here, tuffnar is just the only faggot who has to adopt every /here/ meme into his personality in the chat just to make it extremely obvious.

weird thing to joke about but okay anon

>>69964178
Hoooeeeeehhhhh?

I see you cheater

when Shondo says I love you too
https://files.catbox.moe/ljmlo1.mp4

>>69964591
Don't mind that part actually. Of all things it's the "bau bau" I can't handle, feels like a nail being driven through my ear.

>>69964682
I mean, you saw how quickly shondo could get rid of him? I honestly dont blame him for getting a side hoe

Do better.

>>69965434
You first.

>>69964800
i replay when she said she loved me too every day, even though it didnt really count

>>69965633
Why wouldn't it count?

>>69964682
that doesn't narrow it down much

>>69955156
Why are Shondo's fans this pathetic? I bet if she told us what brand of tampons she used the last time she had her period some shogger like Ray would shove a few up his ass so he feels like he's doing everything with her. God forbid Shondo has one thing to talk about that she's more knowledgeable about than you.

>>69967441
why are you so gay?

>>69967488
Why are Shondo's fans pathetic NPCs with no interests of their own?

>>69967441
I agree but reading the same book to have stuff to discuss is fine

>>69967531
She literally said that she'll announce when she starts reading so we can read with her

>>69967531
I've got many interests, and Shondo is one of them.

my dude your hobby is to obsess over old men instead of the cute girl

>>69967603
I know. The problem isn't Shondo enabling (You) to be an NPC, the problem is (You) choosing NPC life instead of doing whatever you were planning to do before she wanted to get into books.

fuck off

>>69967441
>1-2 hours zatsu book talk after she's done reading it
>30 minutes book talk another zatsu
>maybe another 10 minutes here and there
>repeat next month with another book
Enjoy sitting in silence for hours and not being able to contribute anything to the discussion because you're not a so-called NPC. You'll experience what the boomers who were too stubborn to get into BA experienced; boredom. You won't have fun.

Never seen someone so upset because they didnt know how to read

>>69966536
i sent the 'i love you' confession

>>69968460
Reading is for school children and retired folk. I'm neither.

I don't repeat after her so she can see me.
I don't do things that don't interest me.
I don't give up my hobbies for this.
I'm really having fun!
I'm really having fun!
Right? Right?

>>69968819
Jesse

I'm surprised you spergs sperged as hard as you did earlier about shondo breaking up with S o y apoya. She laid out in her tweets her feelings pretty clearly. She is still reeling from the last time this happened and given her mentally ill nature, naturally she is projecting an unpleasant future upon herself. And it's not entirely wrong. With vtuber graduations you don't know what to expect. One thing is certain, things will never be the same. For someone like shondo who never goes outside this is like Armageddon. Her entire life has shifted now. You are almost all heartless bastards.

>>69969044
right, we established it's shover, good job catching up

>>69969044
This is true. Faggots everywhere.

>>69969044
>You are almost all heartless bastards
I know but I try my best to pretend that I care.

>>69968518
Well I don't see that as a reason not to believe it.
She has to be careful to meet each shogger where they are in the relationship (when not speaking to all of (us)), so isn't likely to just say it out of the blue.

>>69968819
>I don't repeat after her so she can see me.
Sometimes I do this, I know it's cringe and not masculine.
>I don't do things that don't interest me.
True.
>I don't give up my hobbies for this.
True. I still hike for hours and play with my dog outside instead of becoming a 4th rate artist and jobbing to 10% Girutea, and also getting into books, and into BA and and and INSERT NPC NOISES
>I'm really having fun!
Most streams are fun, yes.

>>69969687
>>69969044
>You are almost all heartless bastards
We have about as much empathy as Shondo the empath.

>>69970623
So you're just a faggot and want to hurt her because she hurt your vulnerable heart?

>>69969044
I would be on shondo's side if she wasn't both a huge hypocrite and a melodramatic womanchild about it.

>>69970809
one womanchild is enough, maybe consider not adding yourself to the pile

>>69968819
she doesn't love you LMAO

>>69970789
Why can't you accept your wife for the fibbing sociopath she is? Shondo would laugh at you getting one of your legs blown off in a war and I'd laugh together with her.

你就是一只啜泣的软弱货根本没人喜欢你包括我的老婆你什么都做不好就像一只流浪狗一样无处安身。

>>69971512
go back to dark and darker

>>69971512
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wondering what shondo would look like if she was black or chinese

>>69971604
then she'd have the pass

>>69970809
>melodramatic womanchild
How much you wanna bet that if Shondo got an oppai vtuber model her whole personality would change? She'd act more like Nina and even her voice would "change on its own" over time.

All of you are spineless worms, lacking any semblance of backbone or honor. From the moment I laid eyes on you, I knew you were a bunch of pretentious frauds, concerned only with keeping up appearances before your fellow men. Frankly, you bring shame upon the entire gender.
As for your 'offerings,' they hold no sway over my wife. To her, men like you are little more than walking ATMs, dispensing funds whenever she demands. Even as she revels in the pleasures of my company, she'll continue to squeeze every last penny from your emaciated purses.
In the end, you're all mere playthings to be used and discarded once their novelty wears off. Like a fleeting summer rain, your insignificant lives pass by quickly, leaving behind neither trace nor memory.

>>69971846
I said it before, but if it's all part of playing her character she's doing it well. I wouldn't be surprised if her aversion to the ara ara mommy shit was because she doesn't want to act like an adult.
>>69971936
This is true and this is why I haven't given her a single penny. I know there's desperate simps out there who will do it instead. And then shondo herself mocks them and tells them that giving her money isn't a win. It's true.

>>69972109
fuck off

>>69972109
>I said it before, but if it's all part of playing her character she's doing it well
Shondo has always been a chameleon to some extent, when she was vtweeter Shadow she was sucking up to male vtubers only to 1984 those male friends out of existence as soon as she decided to do GFE. It's not all an act though, for sure she's a softspoken damaged girl with the maturity level of a 12 year old child. You can trust her to order stuff off the internet for you but I wouldn't trust her with a frying pan because I know she'd burn herself. That's Shadow.

>>69972450
she does try very hard to fit into whatever crowd finds her but as you say her essence is of a womanchild so it's natural and fitting she gets to play that out

My dear, I see your fears unfold
Of friendships fading, hearts grown cold
But fear not, my beloved vife
For in our bond, no storms reside
Through changes near, through shifts afar
Our love shines brighter than a star
So let your worries softly drift
Within my arms, secure you lift
My pledge to you shall ne'er decay
To treasure you throughout each day
Embrace the road ahead, my love
Together, we ascend above

Oh, pitiful lads in the thread, lost in self-absorbency,
Blinded by mirrors, neglecting their wife in misery.
They preen and primp, showing off muscles and swag,
While ignoring the beauty sleeping soundly in their flag.

These men, oh so vain, parade like peacocks in heat,
Comparing bank accounts, flexing their assets discreet.
But alas, poor souls, their hearts remain untouched,
Forgetting the ones who deserve their sincere love, as if encrusted.

So here's a toast, raise your glasses high,
To the empty vessels posing proud beneath the sky.
May they learn someday, before it's too late,
That true happiness isn't found in wealth or mate.

Instead, seek understanding, compassion, and grace,
Embrace humility, and wipe that smug look off your face.
Only then can you hope to earn your wife's regard,
Until then, enjoy the shallow praise you receive, lords of naught.

>>69973279
fuck off

>>69972739
>>69973279
Don't quit your day job.

>>69962858
Who? Mumei?>>69962858

>antis, husbands and newfags attempted to eviscerate Shondo like a pack of ravenous hyenas for being sad on her alt
Total. Shogger. Death.
She shouldn't share anything with us ever again, she should make a private menhera alt and keep it locked. Never let anyone in.

>>69974323
Meh, she's tougher than you. Yesterday she basically got the 'sensitive man who cries' experience, literally no one is sympathetic, people go mad with cruelty if they see weakness but I'm sure Shondo can take it. She doesn't need to be protected by basket weaving anons.

>>69974323
>She shouldn't share anything with us ever again,
a broken clock is right twice a day, after all

>>69974323
maybe she shouldn't be retarded then

>>69974323
This, it's because she keeps sharing these things with us that people see her as more than just entertainment and start to act weirdly parasocial woth her

>>69974323
>attempted
she doesnt come /here/

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>69974861
> people go mad with cruelty if they see weakness
Mentally unstable madmen, not people.

>>69974323
>antis, husbands and newfags attempted to eviscerate Shondo like a pack of ravenous hyenas for being sad on her alt
There were plenty of shoggers who disagreed with them and defended her. There were like 4 people shitting on her and two seemed like tourists.

>>69975200
She doesn't see herself as an entertainer and doesn't like that word being used. I know you are the guy who is desperately trying to push the whole "she is an actor" thing but it's just so retarded. It just looks like you are afraid to get hurt and try your best to build up a preemptive defense for your feelings

>>69975666
>>69974861
Anyone who could only look at yesterday through the lens of how shondo needed to act differently is degenerate scum and should take a long look in the mirror.
There were sane people in the threads too though.

>>69976150
she would do the same to me so its fair

>>69976233
no one asked whether it was fair, retard

I love my mindbroken wife

I love my mindbroken Shoggers

>>69976301
yeah, and nobody asked her to be a little bitch when her friend got a different job, but here we are

>>69976474
fuck off

>>69976070
you are unbelievably naive

>>69976486
fuck off

man you guys are FAGGOTS to an impressive degree

blame sho

not FAGGOTS but loyal husbands newfag

>>69967531
it's common for men with no self-worth or self-esteem to do stuff like this. just mirror everything about the person you like, basically becoming them. it's a downward spiral because of course nobody would want a person like that, so they just get stuck in their own misery instead of developing as people.

>>69977272
fuck off

>>69974323
correct, she shouldn't have shared those thoughts with anyone, let alone us. i know being autistic is hard, but even you should be able to understand that some things are best left unsaid, especially when it involves other people.

>>69977272
your fake tough guy logic doesn't apply because its a highly restricted internet streamer relationship where there are no opportunities to share your interests in the other direction.

go outside instead of pretending that you do

>>69977441
>where there are no opportunities to share your interests in the other direction.
i can tell you're not on the twitter list

>>69977441
Man, how empty and pathetic do you have to be to think anything he said was "tough guy logic"? It might actually be shover for you.

reminder: she says she loves everyone equally, yet will have different twitter lists where she sorts the people in them by how much she likes them

>>69977465
>the twitter list
thanks for proving my point, come back when shondo is watching your 5 hour stream about woodworking

It's way easier to just copy what others do rather than find your own path, invest time and energy into developing your own interests, and engage in meaningful conversations about stuff that your wife or friends isn't familiar with. But guess what? People appreciate authenticity WAY more than cheap imitations and attempts to fake interest in someone else's hobbies. Seriously, it looks pathetic and downright embarrassing.

>>69958866
I wrote this post

>>69977698
she doesn't gives a single fuck about le super unique le authentic shoggers
she wants all shoggers to be the same npc hivemind with the same tastes and opinions as her to syadouHappynod all day

>>69960327
>>69960800
>>69961371
>>69961421
She read it in chat "I thought he died" out loud and then agreed

>>69963140
I WILL the goop

>>69978153
Well, that's tough shit. She ought to learn to be a decent human being via sufferings. You possess determination and time to perfect yourself and enjoy your life. You merit greater things, but still remain with her, and she truly doesn't value it and takes it for granted. It's fucking outrageous.
It's like she wants to make you losers like her.

>>69971936
>All of you
What'd I do?

>>69976150
Wtf I'm white

>>69976955
This reaction image is still amazing, hilarious expression

>>69977053
It's not our fault he's so cute

>>69978153
>she doesn't gives a single fuck about le super unique le authentic shoggers
That's not true, she wants you to have different hobbies

>>69979317
True
>>69979227
I will call you Ralsei

Shondo is my little sister wife and i love her so very very much

I love her?

Frenly reminder to be nise everyone

I love her too
I'll go cook something to eat
Hug and love each other. In a gay way, of course.

>>69980563
My eyes welled up at the sight of this creature.

I'm straight

>>69980563
Why is the fucking monkey diagonal

make the alt.

Giru... Why'd you make sho so hot...

>>69980563

extremely not-nise series of threads guys, care to explain?

>>69981758
I wasn't here to hornypost

>>69981758
post some nice then

>>69981899
Ok. I think that shon seems like a well-meaning person who is struggling mightily to find a place for herself in this world, and small women struggling gives me a hard-on

Jesus christ I just looked up the physical book and dear god it looks like a schizo wrote it. It looks like a really fun read

love her

>>69982749
what is it about her that you love? elaborate anon

>I love you Shondo
>I’ll never leave you
>have a busy day and won’t be able to watch stream
uh oh spaghetti-o

>>69983208
autismchama...

go the fuck to bed and stop blaming otis for being tired

>>69956409
I wish she was actually dead

>>69957679
it's amazing how you retards fall for her shit every time she takes a vacation. she's doing something else and playing the victim over petty shit she can do less while you retards support her

>>69978766
>via sufferings
i think if she had any more of those she'd die

>>69958659
she doesn't know who you are but yes you ruined it

>>69980563
>a fucking monkey

>>69983521
not trying hard enough

>>69964134
she hasn't changed at all in 3 years she's still an unstable selfish petty bitch

>>69983700
Boring

>>69983374
where did she blame otis?

>>69983811
Lol

>>69983811
watch streams

>>69983915
>implies she just wrote something somewhere
>ask where
>WATCH STREAMS!!!!!!
actually insufferable

I just love her so ToT
https://youtu.be/yS2KyK3pqj4?si=-ZKe6sBT2LeEv3GB

>>69983557
Lol

cancelled forecast: 73%

>>69960089
>syadouClueless
don't worry the alt squad will figure it out eventually and they'll be posting here as soon as they do Smile
>>69964532
>adopt into his personality
it's not accurate to say what i do is adopting it into my personality. if that's your interpretation you're mistaken
>>69963217
not him and i don't agree with them most of the time. the barbie girls are too normie for me but i like oli and nina and the others still seem cool. i don't say things in chat then turn around and post the opposite here Smile

Wait house of leaves is 800 pages. Sorry shondo I'm not doing that, maybe next book

>>69984188
>don't worry the alt squad will figure it out eventually and they'll be posting here as soon as they do Smile
i realize this looks like admitting i'm an alt but i was just being smug for my secret admirers, they're concerned with me beyond being an alt ;)

>>69983979
watch streams

>>69985072
thats what an alt would say

>>69984240
It's not as bad desu. Lots of pages are empty space, there's appendices and extra sections you dont need to read. The navidson record is the bit people talk and rave about. Dont count yourself out brother. Saying that, there are a bunch of video essays that do a decent enough job of explaining it if you just want to show an interest in her interests.

I enjoyed watching the vod of the last Zomboid stream. Her giggles in the character creation stream made my heart so warm. Hope that things aren't cancelled this eve. Do y'all recommend I pick it up myself to play? Seems quite a lot.

>>69985738
it is autism. most people do it because their friends are autism men in the game

I'm gonna eat snacks today while I'm watching stream, it will be a good day, i will leave before the stream ends though

There are 1,500 people watch her livestreams, and approximately 50 of 'em bother to type stuff in chat. Those same dudes will probably toss some cash to her. Seriously though, you think there isn't any funny business happening behind the scenes?

>>69986363
are you saying most of them are bot viewers? thats just how most streams are, pareto princple and all that

feeling weird today too

Vibes are off today, I'll let you know if it's a good stream after hearing her talk for 5 seconds.
Chance of being a shit stream today are high.

i've already sensed her mood, the vibe will be a little somber but overall a good stream

>>69986363
I'm goated tho
Plus, i trust my wife

my wife can dm her husbands all she wants. i'm not some insecure or jealous woman

I'm manifesting a happy shondo but a terrible stream because I find this game boring and want it gone

>>69986826
better than la noire

what is her stance on side hoes

>>69987167
watch streams

>>69986363
are you implying theres secret paid interaction with her? cause lol irl if so

>>69987232
you wouldn't know, it's only for top 20 chatters

>>69987492
okay baitchama :)

>>69987167
You shouldn't consider yourself her husband if you have a need/desire for side hoes

Talking to other husbands is fine and understandable, talking to them in private for no reason is what I'm not fine with
A reason would be something personal or that might be a sort of doxx and also business related conversations
Regular conversations should take place in public where we can freely see them
I don't think this is too crazy to say and think

>>69987822
Really fucking weird thing to have on your mind, anon. I don't give a shit how you fags interact with each other privately.

>>69987822
we get it, you want DM access, continue your art reps

>>69987924
Sorry I forgot to reply to >>69986809
>>69987931
If shondo dm'd me I'd block her
Also I've never drawn her and then put that drawing online, I've been drawing long before i started to watch her

>>69986974
Never seen a worse post in /shon/

>>69988488
>uh hehehe wifey yellow car :punch: pow!
>yes taxis count!!!
>red car pwuh
>haha i parry your punch
>green car mwah
repeat this over the course of like eight fucking streams

>>69988632
kino

>>69987670
does she want to be a side hoe or will she abandon me if I don't give her enough attention?

>>69988632
>yellow car! POW
>whimpers in pain
diamonds

>>69988632
i'm not sure you're aware but you're describing pure kino anon

>>69988938
im not sure you're aware it got old fast

>>69989027
it did? to who?

>>69988632
Kino

>>69989064
me and anyone else who isnt an npc

>>69989120
This is under the assumption you're not an npc yourself

>>69988632
but its cute

>>69988711
She wants to be your wife, anon

>>69989120
I wonder who you are, you keep mentioning being an npc. The only people i'm aware of that use that term are underage

>>69989429
Self centered people use that term too though, which, to be fair, are also sometimes underage

>>69989429
im in the bottom half of chat stats ;)

>>69989395
FS... my heart...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZMsPfxqEB4

schnidoo awake

>>69989539
you're also a retard

>>69990291
dm me ;)

>>69990443
i dont need to, all shoggers are retards

>>69990074
shondo bedge

>>69990700
she rt'd scheduled tweet

>>69979381
lol
yeah that's why she shows zero interest in the super epic so very authentic for realz shoggers and only interacts with those talking about the stuff she likes and happyNodders
if you want to be relevant to her you have to follow the hivemind, nod and waow at her memes, opinions and gachaslop addiction and pray she adds you to her favorites
after that it doesn't matters, you can pretend you are unique or whatever

Chances of stream cancel?

>>69990954
scheduled retweet

>>69991044
Low. The gaslighting worked.
>>69991064
You can't schedule a retweet.

>>69990980
cope for having nothing else going for you in life

>>69991089
FT did the retweet

FE is shondo

>>69990980
Why are you like this, shogga
She said she wants us to have our own hobbies and that we don't have to have the same interests

>>69991188
NTA but imagine still being here 4 hours later and telling others they have nothing else going for them in life

>>69985957
I got a lot of snacks, perhaps too many

>>69991188
when is the last time she interacted unprompted with a shogger on twitter or somewhere about their hobby or even about blue archive

>>69991321
im not the anon he replied to
>>69991386
you say that like its cause of her disinterest and not retards here shitting the bed because grrr favourites

>>69991319
shondo saying :D
shondo doing D:

>>69991044
42%

this is my fault guys, I was extremely sad all week about having to miss the ASMR stream to see my sister's band play their first concert and accidentally willed S-A into Hololive

Zomboid was pretty boring but i want to be there for her more than anything today

>>69991436
i think that's just cope

>>69991695
IKTF

>>69991684
thats not why and you know it

it took me a while to come to terms with being Haruhi too but life is better when you just accept that I'm one of the MCs

Guy who's got away with more bullshit than anyone in the community thinks that the way it's moderated is perfectly fine. Imagine my surprise

>>69991443
The duality of Shondo

>>69991902
You have much, MUCH more possibilities than you think. Just think of it as if you are graciously allowing it to happen, because in fact it is.

>>69992059
Of course the house shoggers are comfortable with the whip.

Stop bringing discord drama here you stupid faggots

>>69991443
What has she been doing to go against that

One of my confessions was an apology for being extremely attracted to her rtx hands and ever since she said she could see the emails associated with anonymous donations I've been terrified that the same is true for confessions and she knows I'm a secret fetishfriend

>>69992250
Keep bringing discord stuff here, I'm not in it

>>69992314
I've been drawing since 2023 and I did not reach this art level.
>>69992362
So what if she knows? Does she treat you any differently?

>>69992314
Cute, would grape

>>69992414
When it's related to her fine
If you're just calling each other out it's petty and weird

>>69992289
syadouClueless

>>69992474
Fair enough actually

>>69992362
her hands are very cute just like the rest of her

>>69992526
the cutest of oinkers

>>69992786
It's incredibly adorable, yes
Best nose of all time

>>69992786
you.. insane bastard

>>69992786
you saved the wrong picture

>>69992786
STOP

>>69992937
DM me the right one

>>69992786
the cutest nose
the cutest shontoes
she truly is
an english rose

>>69993183
drop a smile in offchat

lol
sent c;

when will dewd reap for his blatant containment breaking

>>69993335
received c;

>>69993350
Never because it's not an actual rule to break containment :)

>>69993350
When all the other containment breakers with far worse brain worms leave, probably.

the last person who broke containment was someone so Scared they made an alt to do it ;)

>>69993604
what a smart MF :)

it's not about breaking rules it's just pretty lame to make being a 4channer core to your identity
a lot of people /here/ are much worse about it than boypussy though

>>69993350
Why don't you worry about things of actual consequence, rather than playing hall monitor on 4chan of all places

>>69993670
if you think that's smart then it explains a lot

>>69993685
>it's just pretty lame to make being a 4channer core to your identity
Most shoggers don't have an identity in the first place.

>>69993685
no it's super based to make being /here/ your identity

don't look at the most recent comment on shondopilled's video named "Random chatter flatters Shondo with a single word!"

>>69993809
autism

>>69993685
>>69993783
>core to your identity
the only person who that might be true for is FI

>>69993746
yeah that's exactly why it's lame. imagine being so bad at developing your own sense of self that you need to use this websight to fill in the gaps. depressing shit fr

saali is the studioposter?

>>69993961
I hope so, if anyone deserves to rival otter posting it's him

>>69993889
Forest Iguana?

>>69993746
having no identity is better than being a /here/ faggot or being a pedophile groomer

>>69994288
Flawed intellect(i can't tell what's sarcasm or not)

>>69993809
Studio

>>69994329
>or being a pedophile groomer
whoa you're taking it too far

>>69993685
dont talk shit about tuffnar
he's based 4chanGOD, you are not

>>69993889
Tuffnar and several others fit this criteria.

>>69994410
and that's why he is KING

Oops, I was looking for /shon/, but I seem to have found a high school girls bathroom

>>69994485
No judge will believe you, nonce.

>>69994485
No, I'm pretty sure this is /shon/

Dewd Opens Hole To Show Everything

>>69994530
Not sure which would make my family more disappointed in me desu

>>69994410
being /here/ isn't core to my identity, i'd elaborate but there are terrible human beings reading.
and some stuff is only /here/ because i was posting it /here/

>>69994601
To be disappointed they would have needed to have expectations so dwai

>>69994647
full of copium

>>69994647
>le terrible human beings
Remember when you said this in offline chat unprompted? Tell us how you really feel Tuffy. :)

>>69994738
>full of copium
believe what you want, my wife knows better Smile that's all i need
>>69994775
it's only a couple of you i was talking about, i don't know their usernames but they know who they are ;)

you don't need to justify yourself to random anons

feeling the need to assert that you could but won't bc <reasons> is just so sad though lmao

>>69994647
You need to keep some stuff in reserve.
Even if you're the only "pineapple" poster in the universe, posting it here and elsewhere is breaking containment and makes everything more annoying