/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phasers are the best livers

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

Surely this thread will be better!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tntvfW-6g
Airi!

Moooooooiii

>>69869326
7 seconds slower.

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

>pippa's defenseless anus

Watch my dog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwwo-R7uosU

Airi...

>>69869479
I already am

HURRY UP AND BUY THE MERCH ALREADY

>>69869443
Other thread is dead.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

>>69869506
Good boy

Consider.

ENTER

>>69869423
>>69869443

>Scroll up
>this guy still has a 4chan banner

>>69869423
>>69869443
NOW (Literally right now)
Gram Pico (01:00UTC | LIVE | Zatsu, Anime Talk)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwwo-R7uosU
Himemiya Rie (02:00UTC | LIVE | Members Only: Guitar Practice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM4RVFQhKBo
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | LIVE | Katawa Shoujo)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeTiOhD2-qk
Chisaka Airi (03:00UTC | LIVE | A Day in the life of Capybairi - She's Naked)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1tntvfW-6g
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | LIVE | Yakuza 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxUwISQCT1Q

SOON
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | 50m | Under Night In-Birth II)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcRUaolji2c
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | 50m | RPG where anything can be used as a weapon)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K94CiD6xr0c
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 1h50m | Crash Bandicoot)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmdqO5S8kF8

LATER
Ayase Yuu & Himemiya Rie (10:00UTC | 6h50m | Overwatch 2)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNUIhulGMcg
Tenma Maemi (12:00UTC | 8h50m | Drinking Game Watchalong: Rubber (2010) w/ Tokimori & Hoshifuri)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAMCvCLKmdk
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 10h50m | Something)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

>A-anon....I don't think it'll fit...

Hey, this isn't Airi.

I can't fap to this

>>69869583

>>69869640
>it's barely 12cm you'll be fine

I want to mangle Hime Rie so goddamn bad. I don't know how much longer I can live without feeling my knuckles sink into her soft tummy, over and over and over until she throws up. I need the sensation of my fingers digging into the flesh of her neck as I slam her into a wall until she's even more retarded than she is now. I want to hear her whimper when I break her ankles and force her to crawl on the ground and drink out of a dog bowl. How does she do this to me? I don't feel like this for any other girl.

Rie is practicing acoustic guitar and serenading me specifically in a members only stream. Her voice is back-ish! Hear her speak again, and cough occasionally!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM4RVFQhKBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM4RVFQhKBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM4RVFQhKBo

>>69869583
ripoff lopunny?
ew

>>69869724
The royal phlegm...

>>69869583

>>69846744
>>69847078

Who is this RnB queen?

>>69869733
i forgot a word damn

I want to take ecstasy with Lia and Uruka.

Clinical Guidelines for Ongoing Arrythmia Management (2017)
https://www.ahajournals.org/doi/10.1161/CIR.0000000000000549#d1e5424

>>69869583
Why is that lopunny Heihachi?

>>69869865
whoa

This rodent is screaming in korean

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 44 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

she has restless leg syndrome, lol.. imagine

>>69869892
I see

i wish this bitch would kill herself so this ends faster jesus christ

>>69870019
Post asking for a male branch in PC

>>69869508
she's good, was also playing tomb raider earlier!

Based KRbro

>>69869443
someone did not care

pippa it's the lead in the tumbler

I like this eimi bgm better

>>69870267
How do we get FuwaMoco to stop overlapping?

>>69870267

>A-anon...I don't think it will fit...

>>69870267
wuffian...

Pippa dying from lead poisioning LFG

>>69869725
12 is definitely not enough

>>69870395
I wish I were that lead poisoning her...

>>69870267
One of these is not like the other

>>69870267
bau bau nigger

THE GREAT PURPLE なまハメ

>>69870267
Fuwawa is such an uncaring whore overlapping Mococo

>>69870441
>No sound

She angy
>:<

>>69869583
I'll rather not

Muu muyu is my precious daughter.

So it's gonna be deaf route.

>>69870584
not yet

>>69869821
Don't leave me hanging /pcg/

who do you choose

>>69870267
I made this post

>>69870584
worst route lets goo

>>69870481
Oh damn, this one came out real nice

>>69870659
left

>>69870659
I choose Peepa.

>>69870719
idiot

>>69870659
Please don't remind me that I will never have a pippa gf...

>>69870267
And this is only youtube.

>>69870481
>slop looks like this now
man, its over for artists

Glad Eimi has been enjoying Yakuza 0

>>69869423
>>69869616
>>69869633
>>69869443

>>69869583
Should not want

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

>>69870267

>>69870869
What's up with black Tenma's afterimage?

>>69870481
is it really a skirt? It seems more like a skort, a skirt-shorts

>>69870869
Something tells me the one on the right could be the perfect idol

>>69870869
Jesus that's accurate

>>69869423
>>69869616
>>69869633
>>69870801

>>69870776
>Phase, Idol, Holo, and VReverie.
Slut

>>69870925
she's fast

Eimi has taken her first shot.
God I wanna fuck this hyper active hampter.

>>69870817
>>69870712
I really shouldn't want to stick my dick in that, however

>>69870659
grill

私はロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>69870659
If you pick left you are underage

>>69870964

I'm watching Pippa over FuwaMoco. Pippa owes me a blowjob for this loyalty to her.

>>69870985
has she been drunk on stream before

I HATE Yumu

AIRI
CUTE

>>69871063
He HATES you.

>>69871063
my apologies I am retarded

remember

>>69871066
She will not reward you for doing the bare minimum

>>69870968
I just watch Pippa, everyone else is just filler.

Pippa is literally Misha both are pink, annoying and gay

>>69871157

The minecraft world that Pippa, Jelly, and Wemi visited can also be visited at yubicraft, at least a replica of it. >>69870683

>/jidf/ is unironically convinced that Jelly is joining them
>/jidf/ is unironically believes that Phase and Idol might merge under the Brave group umbrella
>at the same time /jidf/ is getting uppity again with tribalfaging
our greatest ally

Pippa is literally Misha both are George Bush supporters.

>>69870367
IMPOSTER

>>69871229
Song sauce?

>>69870509
Fuwawa is jealous I sexually satisfy mococo while she's in the living room.

>>69871255
Aren't they imploding?

>>69870651
>>69870712

would

>>69871330
altars of apostasy from ultrakill

>>69869423
>>69869616
>>69869633
>>69870801
>>69870964
>>69869443

CapybAiri is cute

Oh lawd she drinkin

>>69871330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFi1iU188ps

>>69871390
Nothing major's happened since the Riro incident, but even then I can't imagine anyone leaving Phase for Idol.

Capybari looks like a fuckin stupid smelly nerd.

>>69871255
Yuko literally mindbreak the 80% of the anons over there

>>69871255
same old same old with them, they probably won't survive the year

>>69871255
right now i'm experiencing what other threads experience when they hear an opinion from us but have no context to understand it or why it was said, so it just sounds like schizophrenic gibberish

I need the Hina daki

>>69871255
>go check /jidf/
>ctrl+f "jelly"
>0 results
>ctrl+f "phase"
>0 results

why are so many people watching this Pippa stream
this is incredibly dull

>>69870058
Who are you even talking about?

>>69870869
>gay

thoughts on sex with jelly?

>>69871469
>Nothing major's happened since the Riro incident
>Yuko deleted all her coomer content and we had schizos blaming Pippa for it

>>69871564
Correction, one result for Phase because they still have us in their friends list.

>>69871636
an acceptable activity

>>69870267
my 2009 account made when I was 9
I only watch pippa and jelly streams

>>69871636

>>69871255
Is Idol to Phase what Niji is to Holo? PC just vibing while Idol is having schizo meltdowns involving us?

>>69871636
an interesting thought experiment

>>69871647
That's one thing that one talent did that's only slightly negatively impacted them, it's hardly a "the company is imploding!" moment.

Whar has my hamster wife been up to for the half hour I was gone

>>69871157

>>69871709
That's a good analogy. Phase really is the holo of small corpos. They won.

>>69871584
VN is good and bunny cute
simple as

>>69871636

>>69871684
Mr Creepypasta still exists AND streams?

>>69870267

>>69871756
she misspelled "hamster" on twitter

>>69871584
>why are people watching pippa play and voice act a game they're all incredibly nostalgic for instead of watching her be female asmongold

>>69871584
it's a well written game. I played all the routes many times.

>>69871709
We at least used to have more schizos making shit up about them conspiring against us while they were just minding their own business. I haven't really been paying attention recently to know if that's changed.

>>69871636
I'm not really into bestiality so I'll pass.

>>69871584
I want to comfort Pippa

jilly on the tilly

>>69871796
How the fuck is Bob Ross live?

>>69871471
>Hey guys, I dont want to make coomer content anymore
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YOU LIAR!!! YOU BETRAYER!!
This is why you should never ever appease coomers. They do not care about you, only thier own cooming.

>posting your off topic sub list
Kill yourself. Nobody cares.

>>69871903
magic.

(it's just repeats of old episodes)

>>69871849
the whole cyberlive angle is very funny to be fair

Surprise Jerry!

>>69871636
Only if the cat ears stay on.

>>69871584
listening to their voice is in itself a reason to tune in, and for that this is way better than "cop react #45: poptarts edition"

>>69871940
I see.

>>69871636
a mutually beneficial experience

>>69871849
since rin blew up they've been getting crazier and crazier, pippa mentionned once rin copying her idea for a short and from that point on they thought they had some mystical war against us

>>69871626
the MC

>>69871584
Theres no superchat reading spam so it's the first watchable pippa stream I've tuned into for months

>>69871636
Only for procreation purposes. Jelly will have to optimize your diet first to maximize your sperm output.

>>69871584
cripple sim voiced and with commentary

>>69871921
>thier

>>69871926
Go cry to a janny to sweep it up then

>>69871857
https://files.catbox.moe/ia4i50.jpg

>>69871584
>Noo wheres my react stream

>>69872026
>mentionned

>>69872030
You mean from the visual novel Pippa is doing?

Jelly would be a fun pet. Could just cook meat for her every day, give her a huge wardrobe of lolita dresses.

>>69872269
No thanks, I prefer furrykin, shes cute and fluffy

>>69871584
>baiting all the capipis was this easy
All it takes is to mention noombers

>>69872318
yes

>>69871471
>imagine if wemi suddenly told you she only wants your money and she doesn't care about you
understandable

>>69871157
i'm not familiar enough with the lore/what's happening to understand this part

>>69871749
>slightly
she's the second or third biggest in their corpo, it's serious business when that happens at the top.

>>69872276
Where’s you get this video of me

>>69872269
I'll never get why people are attracted to stuff like what's in that link

>>69870267
OVERLAP HATE

>>69871940
I don't get why Bob Ross is so revered. He's just Kincade for redditors

>>69872396
wemi would never do that...

Alright, need a new oshi, Tenma slandered my entire ideology.

>>69871749
She made 10 dollars on her return karaoke and they had to refund her donothon.

>>69871636
isnt that how aids started

>>69871921
>thier

>>69872371
>it was all part of my master plan, they couldn't see through my retardation myst

>>69871584
>Unironically prefers Pippa repeating "Omg chat" while watching garbage for 3 hours instead of Pippa voice acting a VN
I hate the other half of you fuckers

>>69869415
maybe next thread!

>>69872359
Get her a PC good enough to run Dwarf Fortress or Minecraft and she'd be entertained for hours. You'd only need to worry about feeding her a few meal replacements a day too.

>>69871471
Why did she decide to go back on her word anyway

>>69872438
I don't understand what the big deal is for you whiny dramababies her streams since then have had 0 change in viewership

>>69872464
It's about to get worse

>>69872500
but what if she did? would you like to be on a world where she did?

>>69871777
trips of truth

>>69871255
Jelly literally said how much she likes Phase and has no intentions to leave during last night's stream

>>69872433
you don't need to know all the lore just recognize that it's fucking kino

>>69872433
Looks like Vox Akuma grabbing Zaion's shirt after beating her around

>>69872385
Why should Misha die?

>>69872635
that would be kinda nuts since i've never given her money, just chat participation

>>69872635
but she's not going to do it

>>69872466
He talks in a very calming and encouraging, yet passionate way about painting. Yeah, at the end of the day it's about getting people to buy painting supplies which his company sold, but as entertainment with some educational value, his show was pretty good and inoffensive.

Gimme the chocolate

>>69872596
NO
No more bakes, no more pain

>>69870267
>>69871796
>>69872464

>>69872026
>mentionned
she didn't mentioned rin by name, she just said someone was doing it

[Pippa News] hime is a liar

Australia isnt real

Eimi is bad at karaoke...

>>69871636
Mutually beneficial procreation sex.

>>69872808
She's right.

>>69871636
Sounds good because I feel like she'd be one of very few girls you could tell "I'll read up on how to make this fun for us both" to and have her be appreciative rather than weirded out.

>>69872783
>kill 30 million people for world peace
>world peace lasts 10 years
So much for ozymandias being smart.

>>69872943
yea, me

>>69872794
and being a numbers autist who digs into the youtube meta was a big part of her personality, so it's not surprising someone would copy her

>>69872628
holy shit is ghetto sawa her real voice lmao

>>69872666
Exactly what she would say to throw you off.

Oh geez, look at the time!

>>69872466
You have no soul.

>>69872984
Is that according to whatever sequels came after or that tv show because I do not give a fuck about anything but the original

>>69873041
Maybe

>>69867482
not mentioned, possibly she enrolled there to interpret shizune's sign language

Jelly is scared of sex.

It keeps getting worse.

>>69871636

>>69873041
Sawa has no real voice.

Pippa love

I've finally set up my filters to make the catalog usable :D

>>69873028
it wasn't even that big of a thing on our end but they ran the "RENT FREE" meme into the ground screaming everywhere that pippa was somehow spending her time seething about rin

>>69873153
the sound of my dick exiting mid blowjob

>>69873102
The tv show. They call ozymandias a failed nazi.

last call for THOCK

>>69873169
What did you filter out?

Bros how can I become Eimi's personal Tartaglia?

>>69873169
>He uses the catalog
Now that Phase has enough talents I like there is no reason for me to even bother anymore.

>>69873118
Or it's ADHD or something

>>69873169
You look at the catalog?

>>69873243
Just a couple things

>>69873247
Eimi Isexmi!

>>69873242
I'll buy the bootleg version on aliexpress for $20

Which Phase would be the hardest to bathe?

>>69873286
>no /jong/

>>69873315
>Implying an insanely niche set like this will get a clone
lmao

>>69873286
kek

>>69873345
Erina because she's bigger and stronger than you.

>>69873315
no... the color matching will be terrible... the spacebar will be so warped... you need to buy the real one

>>69873345
depends, how hard am I?

Its ogre blond girl spotted.

>autism rocking

>>69873286

>>69873169
The catalog is so miserable to scroll from here to /lig/ to /neporabo/ to hololive global back to here, literally nobody suffers like I do

>>69873286
Why is /pcgia/ even a thing?

>>69873206
I can't even imagine giving that shit the slightest time of day, Alan Moore or nothing

>>69873286
>/po/
Michiposter don't look...

Lilly... my first waifu.....

>>69873286
I kneel.

>>69873437
It's for the femanons.

>>69873437
>still looping this
Glum.

>>69873242
it's not AZERTY, i can't use that...

>>69873479
You mean I can meet girls there?

why is she bobbing about?

Would you date pippa even if she were blind?

>>69873437
Designated space for Bitos and Starknights to ERP

>>69873286
i kneel.

>>69873491
XDA is uniprofile, so as long as you can put up with an ANSI enter, then you can freely swap the alphas around and they'll still all be the right height in each row.

>>69873286
Hell yeah.

>>69873270
>>69873282
nta but if the thread is super boring I'll bounce over to the catalog just to see a see if there are any rrats or random drama threads to do a quick palate cleanse/Keep up with any news outside of Phase.

>>69873546
She's on my dick

>>69873286
I kneel

>>69873479
There are no women on /vt/ who aren't egosearching vtubers.

When is Loomers back?

>>69873437
So they can have their own TCG

Pippa is 100% going for Lilly

>>69873597
Exactly :)

>100% blonde blue eyed beauty
>"Hmm yes she must be half japanese"

anime logic

>>69873614
Would you trust me if I said now?

>>69873537
based on the posts i've seen, you meet girls /here/ every day...

>>69873565
>$60 XDA set
>Before shipping too
What the FUCK

>>69873619
it has beeko in it

>>69873561
yes, then she wouldn't see that I'm black

>>69873584
that's false

>>69873546
she’s barely controlling her lust for my erect penis

>>69873577
>Palate cleanse
With pointless garbage maybe. I'll just play video games or something, I couldn't care less about what happens outside of Phase.

Which would you say is worse, being born blind or deaf?

>>69873626
Yeah but she'll fall for the lemon woman trap like everyone on their first playthrough

>>69873645
and reverse dye sub!

>>69873546
Isn't that what autistic people do?

>>69873635
honorary aryan

Her voicing for Lilly (the best girl) is too good

>>69873565
The colors anon... they'll be suboptimal

>>69873659
She'd still have a sense of smell.

>>69873641

>>69873659
Blind means she can't see not that she can't smell you dumb nigger

>>69873454
Bump.

>>69873635
>half scottish
>attractive
It gets more and more delusional every second I think about it.

>>69873663
nuh uh

>>69873637
>taking a couple extra days for herself
Yeah I'd buy that

>>69873753
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosmia

>>69873491
>french

>>69872619
I'm not a dramababy. I'm just saying, if that happened to the second strongest in Phase, what would you think? You think it goes away quickly? Of course not.

>>69873698
blind, being deaf isn't as likely to kill you due to failure to percieve danger

>>69873635
You ever watch spongebob when they do those zoom-ins and everything looks gross

>Soft voice Pippa

>>69873641
There are no women on the internet.

>>69873698
Being deaf would suck but ultimately I can at least picture a world where I can't hear anything, and it becomes less and less of an issue with text communication. I can't even perceive a world of permenant darkness, and I live in a country where the sun disappears for months at a time.

>>69873821
BLINDNESS OF THE EYES YOU FUCK

What would you do if you walked in on pippa raping a blind woman?

>>69873842
>what if that happened
pippa's been through worse and her viewership also didn't change

>>69873875
You mean the thing taken from Ren and Stimpy who did it a decade earlier?

>>69873933
If you think about it the nostrils are just the eyes of the face.

I like Pippa's Lilly voice...

I want to fuck Lily. What's her disability?

>>69873028
you keep claiming she's a numberfag when that was never the case; she looks at numbers like every other creator should do it, she just says it out loud

>>69873698
blind. not being able to see anything would be an absolute hell. at least with being deaf I can see people, things, places

>>69873994
I love the tummy in this art

>>69873577
I do the same, especially if it's ongoing stuff like the Niji stuff. Nothing like watching a dumpster fire get worse somehow.

>>69873903
Antarctica anon...

>>69874002
She has a healthy adolescent sex drive

>>69873988
kek

>>69874002
>what is the disability of the girl whose eyes are always either closed or are cloudy when opened

>>69874065
Finland, actually.

Pippa's Lily voice is great

>a woman that makes me feel things voice acting a woman that used to make me feel things
My brain is melting, what the fuck, I thought I was better than this

>>69873988
I dunno I always thought the eyes were the eyes of the face

>>69873903
>>69873698
You would be set free from the internet if you are blind. You still have a life that sucks more if you are deaf. I choose blind because eat the poison eat the plate

>>69874060
Why is airi wearing a maga hat

>>69874002
blonde

>>69874002
Nymphomania.

>>69873698
Well being born with it would make it easier since I wouldn't know any better.
It's odd, my lifestyle says it'd be better to be deaf, but my gut says I'd prefer being blind. I don't know.

>>69873994

>>69873697
I don't think any less of you for that but I like to stay informed. Plus I have a couple chuubas outside of Phase I keep tabs on.

>>69874127
>what is the disability of the girl whose eyes are always either closed or are cloudy when opened
Chinese?

Wait how do blind people know what time it is anyways?

>>69874173
Maybe you should look a little closer with your nose.

>>69873698
As someone who has both senses, it's much easier to imagine living without sound, it is not the same with sight. It's hard to imagine living without any visuals, it's not darkness, it's nothing, no sense.

>>69874289
You got a chuckle out of me, at least

>>69873565
idk what "ANSI" means but the real problem are the non-alphabet keys, they're rare enough that i don't know them all by heart but still very much needed

>>69873994
Does Pippa talk like this in her daily life?

>>69874306
They live in bongland and count the bongs

>>69874268
OH LAWD SHE WIGGLIN

>>69874167
She did this stream just for you, anon

Eimi is going to jerk off LIVE ON STREAAAAAMMMMMM

>>69874268
That's fair I suppose, especially if you have other chubas in other places you like. I was just in the drama loop for too long and now prefer to avoid it all all costs.

>>69874002
Half Scottish.

>>69874339
no, it's really the enter key that's the problem if you have an ISO board. you can fill in the missing alphas with the 1u novelty keys, but there's nothing you can do about the enter key.

>>69874339
well you can reasonably assume that ANSI is the name of a standard, and then you can look at the enter key and see that it's thin and straight, compared to the layout in your image where it's L-shaped

>>69874473
Anon we call that "alcoholic", you don't need to make it sound fancy.

>>69874028
what??? she makes a big deal out of the fact that she knows how to make good thumbnails and titles like a "real" youtuber

>>69874473
That's her ability

>>69873967
>worse
not remotely close... anons complain like old ladies watching a telenovela, that is true, but it is never as bad as they say

>>69873698
Depends on if you're male or female. As a girl I'd rather be blind and have someone take care of me but as a guy I'd take deafness since it's less limiting

Eimi GOONING on stream

>>69874306
What they lack in sight they make up for in magic.

>>69874466
Fembug was a drama sister...

Kinda silly how in non Emi routes Hisao just ignores the doctor tell him to run

>>69874573
We have so much in common.

>>69874602
And it bites him every time if memory serves correct

>>69874530
Those thumbnails are not hard to do...

>>69874268
>>69874401
Faster

>>69874306
I remember reading that many blind people can't feel time and develop a syndrome of body not functioning according to 24hour/day.

>Eimi on one monitor screaming
>Pippa on the other VAing an incredibly soft character
My brain cannot take this contrast

>>69874653
what does that have to do with her talking about it a lot and offering advice

>>69874568
I knew a chick that was blind, EVERY guy wanted to fuck her and tried to approach her. She was attractive to be sure but she got way more attention than she would've if she could see, probably because guys didn't have to worry about their own looks.

>tune into Airi
>she's talking about cannibalism

>>69874592
Not for vtubers but yes.

>>69874653
Oh yeah? Make a good thumbnail for a potential future Pippa reactslop stream. You have a 30 minute time limit starting now.

I just got home. What the fuck is happening here? Did Airi finally go off the deep end?

>>69874693
Everyone does that. Anon do you not have an internal clock...

>>69874634
What a fucking retard