/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

wah!

>>6956057
>Error: Duplicate file exists. here.

>>6955975
>discount's before the divvies
Wow thanks' ms.honk much appreciated.

>>6955999
I don't feel so good. >>6956019

HoloEN...

>>6956070
welcome to NASFAQ
It'll be gone before the day ends, whereever you live. It's divvies day people buy whatever.

copy pasted from last thread im busy watching the olympics right now so imma just cut straight to the point: For every % moved during adjustment, do a pushup. Dont matter up or down, do a damn pushup, and always round upwards.

am I getting schizophrenic or does it say ogey when you open your profile

>>6956133
/v/ won...

>>6956141
Anon...

>>6956141

I keep getting off easy this week with the workouts.
A nickel to whoever can explain why Suzy went down.

>>6956200
I asked her to

yesterday/today

I did an early investment for 25%-35% divvies.
The number should go green in an hour or two...
I still have plenty liquid to day trade a bit.

this is getting insulting.

>mfw fell for the EN collab meme

>>6956647
collab numbers didn't register yet?

>Haachama up 22%
I'm honestly so fucking sick of this. Fix this fucking shit devs.

>>6956647
It isn't even counted yet and it has bad numbers anyway

No shit, it was far too late for that, if you beleebed then lol

>>6956723
it's a bubble, at this point you should be riding the wave anon

My past 3 adjustments have been like this. I don't know if I should be happy or sad.

>>6956647
>he didn't invest in stablecoins
ngmi

>>6956790
>nothing changed
no buttons to click, sadness.
no transactions = no FUN

>>6956890
>>6956938

Lamy has the cutest 3D bedroom, Takos are niggers.

>missed 2 cycles
>Haachama goes up
>everything either crabbed or in red

>>6956938

why is the thread so slow... where are my frens...

>>6956958
Takos are either scripting or golden pass owners. Extremely pathetic. Kys

>>6956766
It's not a fucking bubble she literally does nothing but go up. She will flatline at tomorrow's adjustment, the Haato schizos will pump another 2k in and move her up to 15k, and then she'll adjust up to 16k. It's time for dead channels to adjust down at every adjustment. If you don't have views you shouldn't be flatlining or adjusting up at fucking 14k, you should be down at 2k where you belong.

>>6957018
Or there are just more than two of them

ah yes, haachama being 13k after not streaming in months definitely makes sense
great game you have here, devchama
fucking do something about this shit and bog them

>>6956998
got visitors this weekend I have no idea if I should even autotrade

>>6956998
Probably quit the fucking game because it's rigged in favor of Haaschizos. I'm seriously getting so sick of this shit, if this doesn't change I might just fucking drop this. This is the Civia inflation strat all over again but this time it's with a coin that fucking adjusts upwards by 20% for literally no reason.

>>6957026
welcome to the fucking crab mechanic.

>>6957069
I'll keep this in mind when page 10s comes around if I'm awake

>>6957018
There's at least two and one's a pass owner because they consistently post 30 seconds after their post.

Note to self: never gamble on divvies day

>>6957107
much ablidged. 88 Takos really was a blessing

>>6956998
watching the shittiest opening ceremony ever

Going to reset the graphs later today. It's taking a while to load 2 weeks worth of data.

For those angry about the abayo, I had to pushup this with my noodle arms just now and I hurt now, so rejoice

Nothing like good ol' red on divs day

>>6957260
ok but the drone thing was pretty cool you have to admitor maybe I have low standards...

>>6957309
>hurt
>7 pushups
its ok anon, you'll get there eventually...

Dont know what to buy...

>>6955999
>(embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (SELL MIKO YOU FUCKS SHES NOT EVEN GOOD DIVVIES FUCK SHIT)
nice feckin digits

>>6956998
I'm watching the opening ceremonies for the olympics with other friends

>>6957423
not nearly enough Rushia

>>6956723
>>6957026
>>6957085
Seethe more and stay poor anon, should have started buying her up when the subtick appeared for easy money

>>6957395
I'm a programmer, all I need is enough strength to press 55g keyboard switches, I have very noodly arms...

>>6957359
last week

That's it takodachis, I declare a war. You gotta get in shape now. Too much holding ruined your tentacles. Too much selling has gone on for too long. From now it'll gonna be 72 buys of inacoin after each adjustment. 72 before each adjustment. There will be no Towa, there will be no shitcoins, no destroyers of your networth, every liquid you have you MUST INVEST.

>>6957546
>Payed
fucking ESLs

>>6957625
God I love that movie so much I respect it, tako. Upgrading to 88 Inas now.

Friends.. do I just double down on my bad purchases? I'm gonna lose capital for day trading but I need to get my MPP back down..

>>6957801
I always double down, it's bound to go back up at some point

>>6957801
>>6958020

>>6957697
should've waited for today blyat bought them all at 5.1k

Who here buying everything?

>>6957625
Nice try 35p

>>6958452
>buying everything
>for a premium
either you are retarded or actually smart and filthy fucking rich.

man, even at this discount amelia is just not fucking worth it. WHY, DEVS?

ok that pictogram thing that just happened was actually really cool. WHY DONT ANY HOLOS DO A WATCHALONG OF THE OLYMPIC OPENING I WOULD HAVE LOVED TO WATCH THIS WITH MY OSHI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>6958567
>fucking normiecore olympics
>moving comiket since 2020
fuck that, fuck them, fuck japan for actually holding them in a goddamn pandemic, fuck sports, I HATE people

>>6958616
...u good, bud?

god fucking damnit I always mistaken (not)Kaguya Luna's notification as Nene's. It looks the same

>>6958553
Using last week dividend? Knowing Ame it is going down again probably.

>>6958489
Nene is at her all time low though. He could pump that coin

>>6957546
why does Nene have worse divvies than a fucking indog like Ollie?

>>6959010
Wife tax.

>buying Ame on divvie day
her divvies are going to drop. Ollie might get better divvies than her and I hate it

>spend all on migo
>can't climb leaderboard as a result
>can't get rich enough to grab the oshiboard crown either
>only ever good for the bumping thread
What a massive cuck

>>6959259
replace migo with suzy and thats my exact situation.
Im not autistic enough to compete. what the hell at least I got 1k suicoin

/sp/ is laughing at me :(((

>>6959010
Don't buy Nene.

In the context of divvies, is weekly channel performance measured by comparing the current week's numbers with last week's numbers? Or is it something else like the weekly average? What about for daily adjustments?

>>6959646
It's magic numbers
>>6959376

>>6959728
>it's happening again
Get fucked BR

>>6958567
The t-shirt bit sold me. It had me laughing

>>6959646
According to legend it's weekly performance (average) against the highest day, but truth is no one really fucking knows

Guess who forgot about dives and is now buying literally every single coin and will still have liquid left?

>>6959848
Also, here are the top best bang/buck div coins of this week:

>>6959929
>Rushia
fuck me

>>6959929
And worst.

>>6959848
me?

>>6959929
>>6959977
>>6959980

>>6959259
I'm still buying, hop in fren!

>>6960332
Thank you, Ramirez

>>6960388
https://streamable.com/hvvl3h

>>6959259
>mikokimo.png
oh my...

>>6960332
>>6960449
There's just something about Lamy's eyes that make hard

>>6960522
That makes it hard to like her, yeah

>>6960589
Sorry stroke

This the Tako getting "abayo" every thread.

>>6960651
t-that's not real, is it?

>>6960651
That's Tower

>>6957018
The thread always happen to die when I'm at worl or sleeping. If nobody else tries to go for the abayo of course the cultists are gonna take it

>>6960691
Thats a Tako, >>6957309 They even admitted it.

>>6960651
Ok, I guess I'm not THAT noodly then

>>6960651
what the fuck

>>6960651
I bet this guy could beat up half the people in this general

>>6960869
Even (you)

>>6960906
He wouldn't have the courage to even approach me I'm a femanon

>>6960651
Holy shit.
Get some calcium.

>>6960957
Fix chammers coin already zhonk

>>6960957
You're lying, you need to send your samples to ms honk every week to prove you're not cheating and be allowed to play.

>>6960957
New ASMR when ms zhonk?

>>6960957
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>6960957
>spoiler
Oh really? Post your wallet then.

>>6961110
B R I D G E
R
I
D
G
E

>>6960957
Me too!

>>6961134
please be gentle

>>6960957
Put your clit through a CD hole please ms honk

>>6961313
best divident ratio on nasfaq

>>6960651
Wtf he's literally me!

You know, if Ayunda hadn't changed his oshi I am sure he wouldn't have tried to fuck a CD disk.

Alright boys and girl I'm green again! I will cry if I don't become a half millionaire today.

>>6961527
Unless you are doing something wrong there's no way you won't get at least 40k from divs

>>6961527
>didn't break 500k before divvies
Anon...

>>6961555
I'm trying to get it before divvies. It wouldn't be the same otherwise.

>>6961561
If I hadn't made the mistake of holding Mori until adjustment, I'd have 500k by now. Frustrating.

Why settle for 20% divvies when the other coins are still at 30% divvies?

>>6962092
>Not buying both
ngmi

>>6959347
I accidentally did a nenepro. She was great divs when I had 500 but people kept buying her and forcing my hand, then the dev nerf fucked her up completely for some reason.

>>6955999
btw that div rating on the haaton sheet still broken just change the 6 into a 7

>>6959646
My belief has always been total weekly views compared to the previous weekly total views but I don't into computer and the daily views tab is fucking useful so I'd have to manually record stuff over a 3 week period to be sure and despite being autistic I'm also lazy.
>>6959785
This doesn't really work because pekora, her weekly average is always really close to her weekly high because she's consistent but she always gives crazy returns. She also doesn't change week to week therefore doesn't actually IMPROVE so there has to be something else going, perhaps involving total channel views.

>>6962206
>6 into a 7
What 6 are you even talking about

>>6962206
>>6962327
HOUR NINETEEN

>>6962206
Thanks anon. Its now fixed.

Check your wallets carefully today. The Haaton script has been activated.

>>6961110
I used to know tiny irl, seeing him on 4chan was fucking weird.

>>6962327
it will always tell you that you have nice divs even if you dont just to make you feel better

I fucked up, I didn't buy enough holo during the week because it never dipped without even taking into account the reason WHY it didn't dip and why I SHOULD have been buying anyway.

I BROKE 150K LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALSO ALMOST 15 SHARES OF SUI

BUY SUI

>>6962439
anon, now is not the time for buying sui. that comes later.

>>6962439
i have a very special rope just for you hoshiyomi brother

>>6957530
Bullshit excuse there is no reason for anyone not to exercise and get fit. How are you gonna princess carry your priestess if you have noodle arms cultist?

>>6962474
why so? honestly ive been really detached recently cos ive done too much sleeping

>>6962486
asphyxiation is my fetish thanks

>>6962422
What 6, Anon? What 6?!

>>6962549
Another stramge hornyomi, can't you be normal for once?

>>6962579
i guess it's another fetish to add onto my list of things i want suisei to do to be

Girls don't watch Vtubers or play NASFAQ

>>6962549
No stream today and I think she's busy all weekend as well, plus she gives awful divs, sadly.
>>6962579
At least there aren't any ringofags here, we have far more refined tastes.

>>6962568
your oshi is cute

>>6962680
I do I'm a vtuber myself though so I guess I'm a different case

>>6962821
Risu...

>>6962690
Not every ringofag is a hoshiyomi, but every hoshiyomi is a ringofag. Sorry Anon.

>>6962439
In 12 hours you will receive part of your invested money back, we call that "dividends". Suisei has a shitty dividend rate

>>6962821
post tits or gtfo still applies I'm afraid

Hi-
Dividends will not roll out tonight. More on this later.

>>6962991
Make a floor post fucker before I believe you

>>6962991
I beleeb

>>6962821
Sis...

>>6962991
fake zhonk
DYRBI

>>6959259
I WARNED YOU YOU STUPID FUCKING NIGGER DO NOT BUY MIKOCHI YOU'LL HURT YOURSELF BUT NOOO YOU HAD TO FUCKING BUY HER
YOU DOUBLENIGGER
BUFFOON
IDIOT
that wasn't smart of you man.

>>6962972
No can do. Opsec reasons. You understand!

>>6959259
Something about pink armpit hair really grinds my cock

>>6962991
We'll also be pruning accounts that haven't been active in the past 3 months.

>>6962519
Oh no, I am doing the pushups, I'm saying my arms are weak right now because I don't need much (I won't say noodly anymore though, that pic changed my reference to what that is)

>>6962821
POMU IS HERE

I beleeb

>>6963306
>>6963331
Pomu doesn't understand numbers, nice try.

>3 days of adjustment pushups and I can already do 10 without breaking a sweat
BROS?!?!??!?!?!?!

>>6963342
There's at least 20 people screaming about haato going up for NO REASON so far this thread alone, most people don't understand numbers it seems.

>>6963342
Most people in these threads don't understand numbers. Hell, the daily Numbers Review is done by somebody that self-admittedly doesn't fully understand the numbers.

The goal is not to understand numbers. The goal is to convince others that you do. This is the way of the FUD.

>>6962821
>>6963306
>>6963331
ALL THE PICREL BEING POSTED BEFORE
IT WAS ALL LITERAL
IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

>>6963306
>>6963981
It's Rosemi, the confirmed gambling addict

My mom saw me playing nasfaq and now she thinks I'm a real bitcoin trader. She's really proud of me and she's really happy that I found a "job". I don't know how to tell her that it's all fake if I should even tell her. I know I can't keep this up forever. I don't want to disappoint her.

Thinking about this, I can probably fake it til I make it. If I buy some $200 worth of shitcoins, I can probably make something right? And if I lose it, it's not that much so I can probably try again if I get an actual job. Frustrating.

I'm earning well on nasfaq and I know that doesn't mean anything in the real world but I thought maybe it wouldn't hurt to try my luck. I'm having fun here after all. I'm going to think hard about this for a week before I blow my last $200.

>>6963551
The more you know, the more you don't know.

>>6963551
I can confirm. I am in the Top 50 and I still have no idea of what am I doing.

>>6964071
Do it. It's all fake in the end anyway

>>6964071
My mother saw me playing NASFAQ while she was visiting the other day and asked if I was getting into stocks. I told her it was a game based on streamer performance metrics and she said that was cool and we moved on with our lives.
If your mother is disappointed by your life decisions, she's not gonna magically be approving of you when you win the bitcoin lottery. Try getting a job.

>>6964071
Do not invest into shitcoins you will just get rugpulled. There are many stocks that are on a bull run right, Apple for example just dealt with their lawsuit and finished consolidating, now going up hard. Do some DD and it will work out, just don't buy memes.

>>6964071
>>6964202
>>6964253
>>6964258
I decided that if I can get yacht in a week(before divvies), I will do it. I'm at around 480k right now. 10M sounds like an insane grind so if I can do it here, I believe I can get some kind of results in real life.

I'll take note of what you guys are saying about DD and stuff. I don't know what that is yet but I'll lurk in /biz/ for a week too I guess.

>>6964071
DO NOT INVEST INTO SHITCOINS. Your money will be gone. Every shitcoin is a rugpull. Take it from me, I thought putting £500 into 2 shitcoins that were 'going to take off' was a great idea, but I ended up with the equivalent of £30 within a week. Tried to fix my life, made it worse. NEVER BUY SHITCOINS, and never trust /biz/.

>>6964457
>If I get 9,5M in a week.
Guess everyone is safe then.

>>6964457
Your "DD" should be learning about how to assess a company's fundamentals and constantly monitoring trends with how the market rotates from commodities, to tech etc etc. Not lurking /biz/.

>>6964457
Omaruza really are like their oshi...

>>6964577
Your right, it's impossible. I'll just aim for top 100 and then I'll decide.

>>6964457
>1000% in a week
Sorry mate, even "once in a season" pumps will get you 400% at best, so I guess it's good you wouldn't waste your money in shitcoins.

>>6964687
You need money to make money, and you don't have any.
At low numbers you could, with day trading and divs, double your capital in a week, just think of that.

>>6964680
You would be surprised.

>>6964071
Invest in your local railway and go around larping as a 19th century robber baron.

>>6962690
oh well. i'll still buy as much of her as i can cos i love her

I CAN'T STOPSELLING

>>6964876
I'm not retarded like this guy but I genuinely don't know what to buy. Marine is too expensive right now.

>>6964457
Just tell your mom bitccin didn't work out

Do you anons really go into Friday with 3million and expect to spend it all from 9am to 12am?

>>6964549
>trasting /biz/
Someone got $WHACKd I see

>>6964787
>>6964848
It is unrealistic. Even if I lower my goal to top 100. But I guess that makes it better. I often set goals like this when I'm trying to make a big decision and it hasn't failed me yet.

>>6964687
Also Ina is an awful div coin this week, if you are EN coining for some reason just buy more Calli, she is still at discount.

>>6965008
thats 7 hours if you sell 50 of everything that went up

>>6965008
help me

>>6965145
Yeah you're fucked.

>>6965105
>this week

>>6965105
...why do you shit on ina out of the blue like that

>>6965142
The buy in for Pekora started at around 11am. There is no room for you to sell 50 of adjusted up dividend coins on Friday.

>>6965105
Thanks for the tip! I just bought the ENs because the dip looked good and I had a bunch of Calli already. I was going to reallocate some of them when the prices got back up but I wasn't sure where.

>>6965306
spergchama...

>>6965219
>>6965289
Not my fault keep inflating a coin with no views.
At least she isn't pic related.

>>6964549
Pathetic how /biz/ was making a big deal about their shitcoin and in the end it was nothing.

>>6963265
Still ask yourself these questions cultist, can you princess carry your dear priestess to your bedroom after getting married? Do you have enough stamina to fuck her all night long? Do you have the strength to carry the heavy groceries bags when she is pregnant with your children? Can you lift up your kids and play with them? If tge answer to any of these question is no then you should get up from your comfy chair and work on yourself, don't disappoint me cultist.
nice digits

>>6965289
Cus Ina is a shitcoin plain and simple

>>6965464
>marriage
>children
FUck you anon why do you have to give me these feels?

>>6965548
Normies get out

>>6965548
Because these feelings need to keep you motivated, no matter what remember why are you doing it. Now go cultist WAGMI

>>6965145
picrel is you irl

Can we have a feature in the auto-trader that shows how much liquid you lose or gain?
Something like what's in the picture.

>>6965464
Honestly if I could just get a hug and some headpats from my Priestess I would be happy...

>>6966022
no

>>6966029
The only thing you are gonna get is my belt hitting your ass if you don't start working out

>>6966163
>Belt
>Not mobile charger cord
Do you even discipline?

fuck the Hoshiyomi who redpilled me on this, it's good

How bad is this?

>>6966731
>Weekly
I had no idea that was possible.

>>6966731
That means you'll have to pay divvies, anon

...shit

>>6966650
Good lad.
>>6966731
You'll get something like $14 from subs, probably.

Rate my liquid.

>>6968360
NGMI
>>6967841
huehuehue >>6968345

>>6968406

How many chammers make one chama again?
>>6959376
Liz love!

>>6968630
I ran out of other songs to hide in it. I guess I could stick IRyS's entire EP inside one soundpost but I'm not sure the filename length allows for four unique sounds. >>6968535 >>6968683 >>6968725

>>6965289
When she stops being a shitcoin I will stop shitting on her coin

>>6965105
>>6965531
>>6969586
>they lack the critical information
Do newfags really?

>>6970097
>Implying I do
Too little, to late.

>>6970097
>The most boring EN
>Is a shitcoin
>Muh cult xD
You don't need to be a newfag to see how awful Ina is

>>6970180
>chimkin exist
>karen exist
>someone still thinks calling ina most boring EN is a good bait
ngmi

>>6970255
>>6970180
>Holo EN

>>6970255
>chimkin exist
And? Even without Kiara, Ina would still be the most boring vtuber

>>6970382
>kfc falseflaggs
Wow, who would know >>6910850

Are we doing the schizofalseflag timeloop again?

>>6970477
>Anything I dont like is a kfc falsefagg
Pathetic

>>6970602
>he thinks he can hide it by simply rejecting the claims
Chiggers are really a special kind of a folk out there, aren't they.

the entirety of Caesura of Despair fits inside a single soundpost filename

> less than 20% divvies.
> still being pumped.
anons...

>>6970806
Then make it

Everything is a slope today, y'all niggers buying some weird shit.

>>6971270
>>6971095
You don't understand.

>>6971270
Not my falut if I couldn't find anything to buy with all this money during the week and now I have to buy everything

>>6971270
every week we see jacked up prices on Friday but every week the same niggers come in here and show us their 3 mil + balances

Anyways my mother is pretty proud of me for having over 30 million in monopoly money and being better than a whole bunch of other people.

>>6971344
Your mother has low expectations for you, doesn't she?

>>6970180
one again sheep posters dropping truth bombs

>>6971380
NTA but yeah

>>6966022
The math would be too complex since prices are volatile.
It might say -28381.67 at that current time, but two hours later while you're still trading you're now looking at a total cost of -32021.82

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK IT'S FRIDAY FOR THE 3RD CONSECUTIVE WEEK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6971380
Yeah? And what position are you on the leaderboard, bitch boy? That's what I thought.
Meanwhile I keep stacking. Thinkin I'll buy another 1k Pekora this week. Yeah, life's good.

>Oh boy that was a really great meal, I wonder what's happening in the nasfaq thread

I'm gonna spend all divs on Rushia, which means i will be buying her 24/7 for a week. Please join me on this noble cause.

>>6971488
>>6971616
Stop replying to bait faggots

>>6971240

>>6971709
This is fine

I wouldn't stream Sparks Challenger if it was the last piece of "music" left on earth.

>>6972213
This is great, well done anon.

>>6963407
Im proud. keep it up, fren.
>>6966650
hehehe... your ears are now blessed

>>6972257
Sparks makes my fucking ears bleed. Some Anon tried to compare it to Katy Perry's "Firework" - at least Firework reminds me of that funny bit at the end of "The Interview"
>>6972291
>>6972335
o7. actually out of ideas now. feel free to shit on KFP pushing this horrible song wherever they may be.

>>6972567
I would compare Kiara's trash to "Friday" by Rebecca Black.

how does she do it bros
I do not WANT to gosling but
I might NEED to
GOD
DAMNIT
[chair clattering]

>>6959929
>Mio
yes you ARE full of fucking shit

>>6959929
>Nene
>anywhere near viable
so today's adjustment data? fuck off

>>6972762
Why stop it, let the gosling take control

>>6960957
vtubers are like you but funny
please fuck off

stop buying nene pls she's a shit divvies coin anyways you won't lose a thing
I just need some for a promise, I do not lie check the charts.

>>6962991
>>6963255
floor post or nothing happened
just... never touch a running system it's... not hard
fuck i am drunk

mikobro, your sobering reps, now

THEY ARE

>>6973243
>6973243
DRINK WITH ME MIKOBRO

seriously tho pls dont dirnk im addcited dstop

>>6973130
I need to buy 350 migos, multiples of 35 are so ugly

Never noticed this feature (pic rel), when was it added?

>>6973708
few days ago

>>6973386
yes, on it.
I will be buying some nene because I still have liquid, no other coin affordable and ah what the fuck might as well. watch bea.

oh fugg pegora is playing FF7R tomorrow buy buy buy (jk you always buy)

>>6973641
it's the weekend we're allowed to drink with little to no repercussions NOW and not anytime else.
>>6973658
let's be real, I couldn't care less besides you showing you're a bro. buy or sell, if you buy my numbers increase, if you sell I buy, simple as. Oshicoining is liberating.

>>6973932
ive been drinkikng since about 2am my time and i just finished my whiskey it is mornign shoudlni drink meore

WELCOME -- TO HOUR NINETEEN
HOUR NINETEEN...
THE... NINETEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE SEVENTEENTH HOUR
IT'S NOT THE... NINTH HOUR
IT'S HOUR NINETEEN
ONE... NINE...
A VERY... SPECIAL HOUR
IN THAT, HOUR NINETEEN, IS THE NINETEENTH HOUR, NOT... ANY OTHER HOUR
VERY FEW HOURS CAN CLAIM TO BE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
THIS HOUR... IS ONE OF THOSE HOURS
AND AS WE SIT HERE, ENJOYING THIS HOUR, THE NINETEENTH HOUR, LET'S SPARE A MOMENT, TO THINK OF THOSE HOURS THAT AREN'T QUITE THE NINETEENTH HOUR
HOUR EIGHTEEN... AND HOUR TWENTY

WELCOME TO THE NINETEENTH HOUR!

>>6974026
I mean it should be saturday right? It's saturday here and you're uuuh earilier or whatever
hope you don't live in a shithole where you have to work on saturday. I am drink. whatever. it kills the voices.

Fuck i got lazy past 2 days and i still have too much liquid AAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>6974102
everything is fucking expensive also you already should've bought your divvies by now

>>6974202
well im still at that age where i live with family so honestly it's mkore of a qauestiopn of if i get caugh5t nonetheless i;'ll drink untill maybe 10am which js in klike 3 jhours

"The Gang Gets Shitfaced"

>>6974275
holy good riddance, as long as you have your foot under their table at least don't be a nuisance when drunk.
I moved out with 18 I wouldn't know, that was 12 years ago.

>>6974255
nah, theres still plenty of plays to be made. I'm out of liquid so im just selling off my worst divs and trading up to better ones to maximise.

>>6974357
well at risk of doxxing myself im 19 now, serving military service for my country and so my mom houses me until im done. fortunately we ghave a lot of alcohgol fgor me to drink until i pass out. I went from whiskeyt o some italian thing

>>6974326
Nope I'm still sober over here
only because tomorrow I have work

>>6974538
aww, I remember when I was 19 and thought drinking made me cool

400k liquid left i ngmi

>>6974538
Just don't accidentally fuck your mom while drunk.

>>6974538
Say the italian thing, what is it. I need to know how much shit you drank

>>6974538
thank you for your service. it's the least I can say. hope you're done soon so becoming a man can start.

>>6974569
thank YOU for your service. weekend workers like you make my party trips possible. subway drivers, taxi, barpeople etc.

>>6974593
i drank cos i thouight it would made me fo5rget things now i drink to drink cos im so addicted to drinking i cant live without alcoghol

>>6974653
thank you for the thought but honestly im just an office worker so im not even infantry or anything like that. it's why i have so much time to post on 4chan.

You remind me of the first and only time I got seriously drunk

>>6975017
io hope it was a better ttime than all the times ive been drunk

>>6974828
my dear young hoshiyomi bro
we all know drinking hurts us in the long run etc. all the boring shit
but it helps drown out the voices. it helps distracting from how much of a fucking faliure we... I am.
if you're a sleeper when drunk, best thing you can do. agressive drunks get the rope.
I get melancholic when drunk, I listen to shittons of music. Just shed a tear to kanatans sad ahoy. being drunk is different for everyone.

>>6974927
I know real war fucking sucks. I also know a standing army is the good right of every sovereign country in order to be prepared, who wouldn't be with tensions at an all time high. your job will sell better than anything else would pay, there is no shame in choosing the military. at all.

>>6975017
still remember my first time. with 14. Germany is fucking wild.

>>6975073
>agressive drunks get the rope
they were faggots, mikobro.I did what I had too.
>>6974828
Take it easy fellow hoshiyomi. Alcohol is still bad for you. kills gains. Its why I try to avoid consuming major amounts of alcohol at a time.

>>6975073
i apologise for the rant.

i only started drinking when i got my highschjooll grades back.they were dogshit. not just like asian level dogshit, like i had barely passed dogshit. my mom started to really see me as nothing more than a burden then and then i started drinking cos i wanted to forget everything. I was alrteady suffetring from depression that was never treated cos asian mother, alothough not loke my dad was much help cos hj's dead anyway. idk howa bunmch of bones helps. i got a gf and i stopped drinking until she broke up with me for being... well me. and since rthen ive eben drinking at least once a week


as tradition,

buy sui.

Now there are TWO alcoholic hoshiyomis.

>>6975326
Hello to you from tomorrow reading this and thinking "wow this hoshiyomi sure is shit faced..."

>>6975429
hi

btw im bloodfgag hoishiyomi aka tyhe hoshiyomi that wants to get his heart ripped out by suisei and be fed blood by her.

it sure is significantly more pleasurab le than my current self

Hoshiyomibros, why are we so fucked up?

>>6975326
I fucking hate women. It could be so easy but they have to make it dumb.
Here's to you. I'd tell you to stop drinking and better yourself but it would be a reflection on what I aspire to be and do not manage to just FUCKING do. I will NOT project my problems on you, you have enough of your own shit to deal with. I hope our combined shitposting brings you some solace in your life. or relief or whatever you call it in english. some happy time.s

>>6975326
Ok maybe tomorrow I won't call hoshiyomis ringofags and cd fuckers

"The Gang Larps As /r9k/"

>>6975483
dunno about the other 35p but I'd bet I myself am at least fucked up enough to rival all of you

>>6975483
Suisei is where she is because of saviourfags, and those are usually people needing saving themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eosr0oIXDLs
fockin shit I love Maririn

>>6975483
that is a legitimately good questions

for as menhara as matsuri and haato is, whyt is it us that's fucked.

i assumne cos suyisei is the msot normal and us as complete nutcases want some normalcy in oiur lives so we look to suisei

>>6975552
This thread went to shit anyways, share your story if you want

>>6975411
>TWO
the only reason I'm not shitfaced right now is cause it fucks with my meds

are there any socially well adjusted hoshiyomis?

>>6975664
>anon is the only one in the entire board taking his meds

this isn't /alcoholics anonymous/, its /nasfaqg/

>>6975534
call us whatever you want, it;'s probably true somewhere

>>6975719
I thought we were all drunk anons trading?

>>6975623
maybe because she made it, despite all the shit and hardship thrown her way, she fucking made it. Its what we all aspire to be. someone stronger. she has shown us that no matter what comes you can bounce back and be stronger, and cause of luck or some bullshit, but hard fucking work. Fucking hell I havent touched any alcohol and I feel fucked up fuck this its 7am im going to exercise to take my mind of this goddamit blood hoshiyomi you makin me feel rn

>>6975763
im so sorry

>>6975638
this would be boring as shit so you can pick one
1) how me mum disrespects my dad
2) how none of my parents understand what I do or even try to or visit me
3) how half my family has cancer or some other fucked up shit they need to go to hospital with
4) how I basically did double the isolation because I was jobless for a year before I found work during covid
5) how I learned that life is meaningless and other nihilistic shit I came to embrace

>>6975747
im gonna go nbow, im very sorry for taking your time. at the end of the day i simply wanna entertain others but seems like i fucked up

>>6975861
bruvski, 35p are here for you any time of day. when I am online, I'm here for you. rooting for ya, it'll all work out.
GHOST reps right now

>>6975840
Well shit, i'll let the digits decide
LET'S ROLL

>>6975916
ikr man, 3:12 or kakero, ghost makes me gosling and feel sad and useless

>>6975840
>>6975921
I'll pick one please

>>6975840
im waiting for my dota q so im not done yet.

from my pooint of voiew, as someone who's going htroug the exact same thing, i think thjat at the end of the day, we should really at least try to make our lives worth somehting, even if the worth is only worth it to us.so although life is meaningless to others, to us, it means every small bit


i do genuinely believe that every person on eartyh has intrinsic value, so i believe in you

>>6974275
bruh you can't even type anymore, don't overdo it
>>6974326
nope I don't drink

Oh yeah, we misery attention-whore now?
I was disowned by my biological dad, his family, my mom's family, my second dad who raised me, and his family.
They all actively hate me for various reasons. I have no family.
Do I win any nasfaq prize item?

>>6975623
She is truly a source of inspiration, an idol in the purest sense. Watching her I almost feel like I can accomplish anything, that I can turn my life around, that there's still hope left.

>>6976032
Yes, you win the only drawings of chad breeding yuul, drawn by ina herself

I've been reading Umineko what the fuck happened to this thread isn't this a market sim game for fucking vtubers

>>6975916
>>6975991
as someone who sings really fucdking often and attemps to pride themselgves on their singing, i really am jealous of how well suisie blen ds and mends her voice to asny song she needs to. i genuionely ythink she's thge best singer in holo

>>6975921
1) huh
basically my dad worked at construction while me mum had a "can't do shit" document from her doctors which basically let her avoid investigations from our government for doing fucking nothing. They were married for 22 years when my dad just noped the fuck out - I'd have done the same in hindsight, we had many a drunken = honest night over this.
basically she spent the finances he worked for on useless shit, when spoken to her reasoning was "it was cheap though". If I were him, I'd have noped the fuck out earler. We still have a good relationship, but the one with me mum is deteriorating ever since my dad announced him having cancer, he might not have that much longer. She's suddenly interested, most probably just to talk shit so she can eat a million dicks I won't blab. my dad is my everything, I fucking respect that man. worked his ass off away from his family to provide his whole life, now I live where he worked and we had tons of bonding here, he's happy I didn't turn out a lazy fuck like her.
parents hating each other is stress you do not want in your life, but also can NOT avoid, if it comes it comes. just be prepared.

is this NASFAQ depression hours?
>>6975664
same. i hate my genes

>>6975540
eh, pic kinda rel, as I scroll down I'm seeing just how far in the shitter this thread is, are we doing fee fees tonight?
>>6975664
hey me too but also just don't drink in general
>>6975703
I take my meds because I'm not fucking functional without them

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.

At the time of this posting, you have 24 cycles left to make Dividend plays.

Here's the R.I.C.H. report for today:
>There are 432,054 shares in circulation
>This is a 6.91% increase from yesterday's value, and a 24% increase from this time last week.
>Average shares per coin is 8,472.

Top 5 Volume Increases (of 42):
>Ollie :: +48.8%
>Sora :: +34.7%
>Nene :: +24.6%
>Aki :: +24.3%
>Reine :: +20.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases (of 9):
>Ui :: -9%
>Matsuri :: -8.3%
>Haato :: -8%
>Nabi :: -6.6%
>Shion :: -6.2%

6 coins (Fubuki, Suisei, Civia, Botan, Miko, and Polka) had a sub-1% change in volume today.

Here's the R.I.S.E. report for today:
>Starting Liquid estimated at $43,550.69.
>This is an 8% increase from yesterday's value, and a 10.9% increase from this time last week.
>Total Market Value is $1,937,786,713.84.
>This is a 16.65% increase from yesterday's value.
>Average value per share is $4,485.06. In theory, you have time to offload roughly $5,364,131.76 before Dividends, or $103,156.38 per coin you invest in.

Top 5 Value Gains (of 39):
>Moona :: +25.6%
>Ollie :: +23.6%
>Luna :: +21%
>Pekora :: +20.2%
>IRyS :: +18%

Top 5 Value Losses (of 12):
>Nabi :: -7.8%
>Pochimaru :: -7.6%
>Mel :: -3%
>Ui :: -2.6%
>Ayame :: -2.5%

5 coins (Calliope, Civia, Aqua, Matsuri, and Shion) had a sub-1% change in Value today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and FUD accurately.

>>6975796
Dont be. Makes for a good pump.
>>6975840
jeez mikobro. take it easy. #5 willl fuck you up the most

>>6976254
WHO CARES ABOUT NUMBERS
LIFE IS SHIT
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE ABANDONED BY THE ROADSIDE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bleed American is 20 years old today, if you want to feel... old instead of depressed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMuYfScGpbE
Also slow down I'm in the middle of a dungeon I'm missing the feelsposting.

>>6976023
well this one's quick.
my dad came out last year in november that he has cancer and maybe not long to live. then me mum came around, apparently needs her womanly shit taken out completeley otherwise it kills her and she hates going to the hospital.
basically both are on the line and I live too far away to take care, both are under 60 as well. I just have to deal with it.

>>6976338
Speak for yourself. I don't wallow in self-pity about my life failures using a known depressant as my coping mechanism. I find new things to fail at instead.

>>6976443
that's the spirit. variety the spice of life i guess

>>6976032
at least your family sees you as a member and not as the weird city-slicker doing some voodoo as job nobody cares about. I make 10 times what my cousin makes, but "he has so much fun selling broiled chicken". Nigger I work in middle management, any comments? Nah. Good thing I did that A-Level and Bachelors then...

>>6976407
lmao that isn't what I linked at all, didn't copy I guess
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjnomSVJh_0&list=PLG76g_Z2SsQNgq4CZm8-jms7-DQRmNad5&index=2

THIS ISN'T YOUR PERSONAL BLOG FAGS REEEEEEEEEE

>>6976557
this is the investor's blog now pekers

>>6976107
Suichan made it, our girl is fulfilling her dream. At least a thing I can root for that blooms. Luv suichan. simple as.

>>6976531
read again, I have NO family, I was disowned by all of them. I'm not a member of anything anymore. The only person I still have a good relationship with is my younger brother, and just that alone makes them think I'm trying to groom him into hating them. They see me as a dangerous stranger

>>6976254
ugh so people buy ollie now? I hoped she was my personal divvies coin
nd

>>6976266
ever since I play a shitton of no man's sky, it's all just... more meaningless shit in the grand context. sounds hard, sure. but everyone has their story to carry. I am not special, neither are (you). in the context of even just the internet, who the fuck really cares? Nobody. So I also shall not. you thought I was just a schizo? nah, this is fulk psychopath if you will. not that I care.

>>6976557
I'd fight more against it but it's nearly after hours for this thread anyway, so meh

>>6976765
good time to cut all of them off. I don't do anything with my family besides pity visits, I somehow miss nothing. Sure this isn't healthy, neither is the alcohol.

>still no Ui 3D in sight
am I being rused by the Shiggy queen herself?

>>6976945
she said it's coming. not WHEN. it'll come eventually SOME day. She is like that.

>>6976594
hoenstly my dream right now is tio be bigger than suichan and have her fangirl for me. no way that';s goonnas happen ovoiuasly. i calle dit a dreama fterasalll

>>6976205
Men, cancer is a bitch. I'm sorry to hear that and I hope your father can get better.
>>6976837
>sounds hard, sure. but everyone has their story to carry. I am not special, neither are (you). in the context of even just the internet, who the fuck really cares?
I'd argue, exactly because you're not special, that many people can relate to your current situation and what you're going through, because many have gone through similar struggles as well. Even if they don't know who the fuck you are, just like you don't know them, the shared experiences allow for some understanding and empathy regardless.