/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

fucking fuwawa's floofies forever

>>69681278
Yes

fuwamoco is the best thing that has happened to my life

i love fuwawa

>>69681291
I never noticed until now but
>pube hair
>staining already on the image
the ruffian that posted this sure couldn't wait to blow to it before scanning could they?

kissing Mococo's tummy forever

Fuwawa should do a cover of Bluerose so I can cry a lot.

>>69681278
perpendicular paizuri with fuwawa
thrusting paizuri with fuwawa
fuwawa moving her tits paizuri
laying down paizuri with fuwawa
69 paizuri with fuwawa
paizuri while locking tongues with fuwawa
pinning fuwawa down, being on top and paizuri her
holding hands with fuwawa paizuri
paizuri from fuwawa with her not using her hands, just happily moving her body up and down to massage your cock with her breasts
paizuri that completely envelops your dick from fuwawa

every single paizuri position known to man with fuwawas fat, sweaty, sexy floofies

>>69681416
What about Pinkrose?

>>69681364
Fuwawa wouldn't want anything less

>>69681485
Find me a song that has similar lyrics to Bluerose but could be easily attached to Mococo and I'll gladly accept it.

>>69680434
we need fuwawa to go on a killing spree

Fuwamoco don't want porn addicts

>>69681558
I'm not addicted

>>69681558
You’re right. I’m enough for them.

>>69681364
I took it by putting a sheet of plastic from a picture frame over the page to flatten it out without damaging it. The "stains" are probably smudges on the plastic or reflections. As for the hair... I'm a hairy person. Though it's probably arm hair or eyebrow hair since it'd be thicker and curlier if it were pubic hair.

>>69681558
Right, because I'm addicted to them.

2.21.24 episode 83. 2ch was too busy talking about poop coffee.

>It's a baubau time signal. It's baubau in the bath.
>Baba is always so punctual
>A new morning has come
>Give me a fluffy drink
>Are fluffy drinks legal?
>I liked the collaboration a little while ago.
>Carl Uncle Pero?
>You made a lot of comments about the captain's position...
>Mokopop!
>Mokochan pop talk
>Moko-chan is cute
>Moko-chan will always be here for me...I...I'll do my best...
>A fluffy dog imitating a 3-month-old dog
>Already cherry blossom viewing?
>The comment section is also covered in donuts
>Is it Kawazu cherry blossoms?
>Is it the season for Toi cherry blossoms ?
>Japanese people love limited time meals too much.
>What kind of announcement is this?
>It's a big announcement
>The morning is over...

what will he do on the week off

>>69681648
stay proud, gorilla

>>69681393
rubbing mococos tummy
pinching mococos tummy gently
kissing mococos tummy
squeezing mococos tummy
licking mococos tummy
running your finger across mococos tummy
nuzzling mococos tummy with your nose
patting mococos head with one hand and feeling her tummy with the other
kissing mococo while touching her tummy
holding mococo by the tummy while having sex with her

god damn. i love fuwawa and mococo so much, they both have such insanely sexy appeals
paizuri from fuwawa while mococo kisses you or sucks on your tip
penetrating mococo while groping fuwawas tits and kissing her on the side
cumming inside one of them, then the other getting jealous and needy and demanding you cum inside them too, making you instantly hard again
god... FUUUUUUUUCK IM GONNA BLOWWWWWWW
POST THE WEBM

>>69681721
we'll still get FWMC morning next week right...

>>69681840

>>69681840

sex with wuffians!!

>>69681918

>>69682001
post the full version NOW

look at my cute round wife

>>69681840

Fuwawa sex

wtf

https://files.catbox.moe/7t1k3p.png

>>69682040
>fuwawa and mococo were 100% laughing their ass off as they edited this pero picture for fwmcmorning
cute

>>69682083
unfathomably baused

>>69682040

OH MY GOODNESS I AM SOAKING WET

>>69682126
i will be having sex with this demon guard dog. and then i will be having sex with the other demon guard dog, Mococo Abyssgard.

WHAT DOES THIS TWEET MEAN

>>69682249
dunno just say fwmc cute

>>69682249
It means th

>>69682249
test to filter out the JP cuck schizos

>>69682382
anon????
did perocinna get y-

>>69681719
>Baba is always so punctual
For some reason this makes me all fluffy and fuzzy inside.

>>69682083
Motherfluffer beat me to it, now he can ride fuwawa everywhere...

>>69682249
I thought that if i did my reps I would understand them but turns out women are just confusing

i'm going to cum to this ass, fuwawa demands it
got damn

It's like saying run run run or roon (rune?) roon roon. Just a silly thought and a way to say that they've still got so much to do

>>69682637
Fuwawa would want you to cum to Mocobutt though

>>69682697
why isn't she liking or posting it then? HUH?
I masturbate exclusively to streams and content on their twitter page

>>69682730
>I masturbate exclusively to streams and content on their twitter page
unfathomably based

I can't believe they made marshmallow madness a real thing

>>69682697
ok

https://files.catbox.moe/oi67kt.jpg

>>69682637
When did Fuwawa come out as an elf lover?

>>69682126
The censoring on this always makes it look like she's holding a cotton swab with her lady lips to me

>cat day
I guess we spam cats to them today

>>69682883

>>69682842
jesas fucukcckckckkk
PRONE BONE PRONE BONE PRONE BONE

>>69682959
ok. i'm thinking fuwawa is kinda based

I just took an hour break at lunch to masturbate to fuwamoco. i've lost control completely

One thing I really respect about /baubau/ is how it's almost its own board with its own rules by now. Based elf lovers kek

I fucking love Fuwawa

>>69682126
I'm going to FUCK this dog.

>>69683140
we're doing /vt/ a favor by lightning rodding the schizos

>>69683098

>>69683169
I love fucking Fuwawa

>>69683257
Fuwawa's for ants

I will not survive it if they ever decide to watch bladerunner.

>>69683264
fucking Fuwawa love I

FWMC should watch Jumanji

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSiZXQMc-w0&t=3278

>>69683333
Fuwawa fucking I love

FWMC should watch me masturbate to Fuwawa's voice.

wuffians please there is so much work to do stop posting sexy fuwamoco

>>69683407

>>69683407
BAU BAU~~
DID I DO IT RAFFIANS?
ARE YOU HARD?

>>69683407

>>69683480
I am rock hard Mococo my penis is Hololive EN's branch -Advent- Koseki "Biboo" Bijou

>>69683480
yes moco-hime i would like nothing more but to breed and feed you!

>>69683333
such a finely sculpted body... it must actually be a crime to not have sex with this goddess when you're her boyfriend

>>69683480
UOOOOOOO MOGO-TYAN I LOVE YOU

>>69683480
yes moco-chan now you have to take responsibility for making me this hard

I have no idea how I am going to remain composed if I ever win a holoMeet 1:1 ticket. I don't think there's anyway to have a normal conversation with someone I have masturbated to this many times

>>69683736
Actions speak louder than words, masturbate in front of them

>>69683736
if you're daring enough, ask them for a sexy bau bau in-person and then they can get visible proof of how seductive they are as they see the massive erection forming

>>69683736
>someone I have masturbated to this many times
Let them know that.
Or do >>69683776. You won't be forgotten.

>>69683736
>I don't think there's anyway to have a normal conversation with someone I have masturbated to this many times
But what about a conversation with your wives?

>>69683736
you should probably practice by just talking to women you havent masturbated to. then masturbate to them and try talking again.

this woman is dangerous

>>69683817
i've been able to talk to my crushes normally despite masturbating to fantasies of them multiple times.....

WE WON SUIKA BROS
https://twitter.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1760372544849551801

>>69683951

SUIKA KINGS NUMBER KINGS RISE UP
Please please please stream it. They will unironically gain so many fucking viewers and subs it won't be funny

I am still not convinced Mococo's acvtually erotic.

>>69683736
I never understood the point of meet & greets because there isn't enough time to have much of a conversation, and frankly I'm never sure what to say. I suppose a simple "I'm a big fan, good job!" is the most succinct thing to say, but that's almost pointless to say if you bothered showing up.

>>69683916
then youll probably be ok

>>69683951
just as i was about to sleep...

>>69683736
I've thought about what I would say a lot and I think I'd probably just crumble. Maybe I could tell them I love them and I hope I can see every moment that they're on stage live while dropping my spaghetti

>>69684082
meet & greets seem like a waste of money as a poorfag that doesn't like being seen. Would save money and possibly get more interaction from an SC

>>69684082
In all honesty, meet and greets (hololive style) are more for the talents themselves than the fans. Still it's cool to see your oshi invested in knowing more about you.

>>69683951
please don't actually do a suika stream, you have been talking about how you need to rush through homework deadlines and haven't slept,
it would be bordering irresponsible of them to do it....
guess it cant be helped, wanting to capitalize on a new release + something really fun for the ruffians + they have the no schedule next week anyways

>>69684253
it's over, man. thumbnail is being put together as we speak.

>>69684082
i want them to see the belly I have on me and my veinless arms and hands. If Fuwawa doesn't seem impressed, I will then remove my shirt exposing it was a fake bodysuit and my perfect tanned Kevin body

>>69683736
Yeah i personally wouldnt bother with a meet and greet for almost anyone. Would be neat if there was some kind of karaoke meet and greet, where you go and sing one song for like 2 minutes.

wakey wakey

>>69683295
did you watch the irys one?

>>69684326
>meet and greet is actually required Ruffians singing to fuwamoco
holy fuck I would crumble but god damn if I wouldn't belt out LTST once again

>>69684305
honestly the "maybe" part too is already fucked
we actually have 0 clue if it'll happen or not
some people are going to sleep in advance to prepare in case it happens, but imagine if it doesn't happen
or imagine it happens while youre asleep
i'm not a fan of guerillas

Thank AladdinX for giving us a stream on a day there wouldn't have been one

gotta say it brings a grin to me that even they have started referring to them as gorilla streams

>>69684399
let's be honest, it's gonna happen lol

>>69684399
they are already playing it offline. there's 0 chance it isn't happening considering that

>>69684404
Who tf is that

>>69684366
yeah just finished it
all the memes kinda ruined the movie for me but I still got teary eyed at the end

>>69684399
As an EU fag I can only pray it happens within the next couple of hours. I was hoping tonight would be my chance to actually get longer than 5 hours.

>>69684399
dont be a pussy lmao

>>69684363
y-yes, fuwawa...

>>69684439
>>69684476
welp for better or worse i guess, it'll be a fun stream and i can't exactly complain about a free extra stream, they know themselves and if it bites them in the back its not anyones fault

>>69684477
The devs of Suika Game

>>69684483
cool. i'll have to checkout her watchalong
haven't watched it in a couple of years but i really fell in love with that world when the movie came out. the og and the book are also great but 2049 is special

Thank god. I was going to be bored out of my fucking mind today.

Huh I wondered why I was getting slowly more and more menhera about things over the past month that never bothered me before. It dawned on me that I haven't been to the gym in like 7 weeks, went today and all those cloudy feelings have been washed away. Sorry Fuwawa, I can't be a fat oji-san for you, I need to go and lift the mental illness out of my head. We'll all be happier for it.

I've had twitter since 2011 and I've never checked it as obsessively as I do now to make sure I never miss anything FWMC related. This is fucked

>>69684666
she broke down into tears at the end too so it was very worth it
certainly a better use of time than watching that fucking notebook movie

>>69684804
I've had one since 2012 and literally never made a post
I don't know why I even made an account

>>69684783
>I need to go and lift

>>69684804
I'm tempted to make a twitter account now that nitter's dead, even if I hate it. It would be nice to participate in rawr n response and submit things for FWMC Morning.

>>69684804
it's horrible. Making one for fuwamoco significantly and instantly decreased my quality of life in the moment because I can't stop checking it. But the dopamine hits when they post or when they like or just when they exist is worth the absolute destruction of productivity. at least until I lose my job

>>69684872
kek. i'm gonna do the notebook watchalong to see mococo's reaction but first i'm gonna watch iroha's reaction to the mgo live

>>69684783
I tried going to gym once but then I got scared of looking like a retard and stopped.
I-It was too expensive anyway.

>>69685042
>>69685045
The amount of times I have to sneak off at work so I can reply to their tweets in a timely fashion is getting ridiculous

>>69685045
hoenstly i wonder if fuwamoco know they do this
while they do also provide a motivation boost to some people, theres definitely people like you as well who do lose some productivitiy because of how obsessed we get with them
its actually a good thing fuwawa does hold back some of mococos tweets because it definitely would not be a joke how it fucks us up

>>69684082
Fuwatoes

>>69684783
wrong. it's menopause

>>69685108
go do pushups, situps, and go on jogs

Thoughts?

>>69684975
why is she looking at me like that? I'm just a strongfat ruffian.

>>69685108
buy an exercise bike and watch fwmc on it

>>69685197
none

>>69685045
Are you me? Please don't be, we both need to get back to work or we'll lose all the money we could send to FWMC kek

>>69685197
Makes me horny

>>69685130
yeah the threat of late night deleted tweets made me get even less sleep than I already was. I know people joke but I do hope they actually are not doing those anymore. I can somewhat bring myself to reply late to a tweet, but when they were getting deleted I could not miss them so I was full on schizo paranoid every second to the point of wiring an actual siren to wake up the second they posted or replied

>>69685159
I thought situps were a meme?

>>69685152
>Fuwawa barely talks about her feet
>Mococo did feet asmr during a twitter space and talked about playing with the faucet with her toes
The pink temptress is really doing her best to steal me from Fuwawa.

>>69683951
WE ARE SO BACK

>>69685256
squats then

>>69681630
How in the fuck is this post still up, jesas

>>69685045
thank goodness i haven't reached that level of obsession. i only ever check their likes when some sexy fan art drops with the hopes that they like it and thus making the art even sexier. i don't go out of my way to respond to every single one of their tweets, but i do like them.

>>69685258
>Mococo did feet asmr during a twitter space and talked about playing with the faucet with her toes
wtf I don't remember her mentioning the faucet thing

>>69685295
it has NEVER been deleted any time it's been posted. it's sfw, what are you on about?

>>69685315
She said it kinda softly, something like "I do that too" when the girl was playing with the faucet knob with her feet

>>69685295
retard jannies just see the thumbnail and think it's a real screenshot from a stream so ignore it.

>>69685315
>wtf I don't remember her mentioning the faucet thing
the notebook mengen

>>69685315
one of the few good moments during the notebook. there was a scene where that happened and mococo got really shy and mentioned that she loves doing it too

>>69685315
It was during the members-only Notebook watchalong, and it was the only thing that justified picking me that movie.

>>69681449
baused

frame is up

>>69681449
>paizuri while locking tongues with fuwawa
can I get a visual

>>69685489

>>69685364
>>69685375
>>69685389
>>69685407
Explains why I don't remember it. Waiting till the weekend so I have time to watch the mengen uninterrupted. I'd say us pit chads need more love, but we were blessed by their NY outfits.

Their voices make them absolutely unwatchable but I still like them. I will play along as a fake hater.

>>69685552
kys

>>69685552
>Their voices make them absolutely unwatchable
skill issue

Their sexy voices makes them unwatchable without getting aroused

>>69685552
You're completely wrong on their voices. Give it a few streams and you'll be used to it. Stare at fuwawa's tits and masturbate a few times during a stream. Post a chat message that gets read and makes Fuwawa giggle. You'll never want to leave again

>>69685600
I think it's more of a hearing issue
But then again it could be a fag issue as well

>>69685552
how can you not like it when fuwawa says wuffians and when mococo does the ae thing?

>>69685693
fatfuck away

>>69685493
glad you asked.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/5319878?q=totoro_on+
ever since seeing this animation years ago, this kind of paizuri lives rent-free in my mind, very fucking sexy

https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/en/posts/AZrKeo8d2M5
theres also this for a more aggressive/dominant way

>ruffians try not to bite bait challenge
>impossible

I fell asleep for 2 hours in my car on my lunch break while having a dream about Fuwawa suffocating me with her huge tits....

>>69685693

>>69685693
hholy fuck

>>69685811
what da faq wuffian

I want Fuwawa to suffocate me with her tits while she jerks me dry

>>69685759
holy fuck. i understand now.

>>69685108
Most people on the gym are too into their own world to notice you. Gymrats though will notice you and try to help out if you allow. That said I have my own autism gym at home and it works pretty well.

why is everyone so horny today?
me too but just wondering what triggered this

>>69685851
Mococo says Raffian, newfriend. Get it right.

>>69685977
homework day yesterday
it's like having pent up horniness, then finally your lover comes home and you want to unleash it call

>>69685977
FWMC shilled their holofes drink and then liked a tweet about Noel's cowtits. I'm doing as my queen commands

>>69685977
people need a reason to be horny now?

>>69685899

>>69685977
Lack of fwmc yesterday. followed by triple demon power during the choco-collab, and an extra thankful fwmc morning is what did it for me.

>>69685977
i'm horny for them everyday

>>69685977
>>69683407

>>69685977
>wondering what triggered this
>>69683407

>>69686003
Oh my gosh...

>>69685632
Your passion inspires me to give them at least one more chance. I just don't enjoy how they've over acting. All the "uuohh ugguuu huuuuhhh" sounds they make cause me to cringe.

>>69686100
they have trained us so well

>>69686003
MOMMY MILK TRUCK IS HERE

>>69685759
someone commission fuwawa paizuri like this, holy shiittttt she has the tits for it

>>69685977
The Choco collab did absolutely nothing for me, I just love them a lot and hearing how thankful they were this morning and the pup talk made me love them more so I naturally started thinking about breeding them

>>69685977
i want to say it's just aftereffects of the choco collab as an excuse to post big fat choco tits but honestly fuwawa is more than enough to keep ruffians horned up 24/7

>>69686302
i'll suggest it for koahris poll next month. already suggested mococo sex this month

>>69685759
please mother of god paypigs if you commission fuwawa art in the style of the first video I will never say another bad thing about any of you again
I would die happy and spill until my penis falls off, get a transplant and do it all over again forever

>>69686356
god I hope both win

>>69686003

GIVE ME MORE FUWAWA SEX

>>69686572

>>69686572

>>69686572

im just a gorilla with clothes on

>>69686741
this fucking temptress knows exactly what she's doing to me

Oh wow just post the whole damn mega why don't you.

>>69686846
why is she putting her bandaid in mococo's pants

im just a gorilla with no clothes on

>>69686958

>>69686431
What’s funny is that Mococo has pulled ahead since that post

im dry fuwawa im dry i cant please no more please
tomorrow i will be ready again i just cant i am in pain

>>69687094
one more?

how does she have the stamina to keep draining us like this?

>>69687094

>>69687094
CUM TO FUWAWA WUFFIAN

>>69687190
wasn't there a time she said this but it was even cuter?

>>69687245

>>69687278

>>69687356
that moan is me when i feel those floofies around my cock

alright, fuwawa, there
now i need to rest before the guriella stream

>>69687550

Am I a retard? Why did I order 6 more ruffian plushies just because she asked me to today?

>>69687878
eheheh

>>69687878

>>69687878
Which ones though?

>>69687244
>>69687225
>>69687190
Finished. I almost passed out and it hurts now. I'm not joking that I need a nap to recover. I called out sick for the afternoon. I hope you are happy. See you at the gorilla stream later

>>69688028
3 blue ver 3 pink ver, the max allowed in one order

>>69687878
>>69688093
>considering ordering 2 more of each
>$142 shipping
holy fuck

>>69688183
Yeah I got fucking raped by it again. Twice for the limited and now this. Please fuwawa I'm literally hitting financial limits here

>>69688183
Hope you asked Cover for more international shipping locations for the official store

>>69688048
Goodnight

My heart really misses them already jesus christ I'm ngmi next week

>woke up
>FWMC are considering a 2P suika guerilla
I love them. What the fluff is 2 player suika??? Does that mean they'll be competing with each other??

>>69688446
They’re streaming later, needy ruffian.

>>69688223
>>69688307
I have until next week to decide if I want to do it. It is much nicer merch than some dumb acrylics.

>>69688508
Imagine two large soft melons in front of you and you gotta take care of them together with another wuffian, one for each

>>69688446
>I'm ngmi next week
I won't either, but since they're PROBABLY doing a guerilla later tonight, that bodes well for next week... I know for a fact we'll see them a lot.

>>69688546
I'm in a similar spot, getting absolutely wrecked by shipping. So I try to order anything I like at once to reduce the fuckery. Ended up throwing in a joshukun plushie too.

>>69688529
they said maybe in all caps I'm not gonna hype myself up

>>69688611
I think some of their really sweet twitter posts sprinkled throughout the week will help a ton if they can't stream that much. I'm also worried about fwmc morning...

>>69688508
But will it be during jp hours?

>>69688712
>then said maybe
They’re gonna do it.

>>69688742
ES hours
are you ready for avocado game?

>>69688742
Anonchama... between the choco collab and the advent brunch tomorrow, I think it's safe to say that they have completely abandoned Ameriruffians and gone all in on Eurogodruffians like me.
I'm sorry, it's just the way it is. They are ours now.

My last one took a lot of work, but I dedicated it to my precious daughter Mococo.

>>69688712
>they said maybe in all caps I'm not gonna hype myself up
Their post implied they'd been playing it a lot between homework, so they REALLY want to play it.
They'll be a guerilla tonight.

>>69688952
even as a shitpost this is weak because 1PM is nothing for burgers

>>69688952
Shut up and go watch Kiara you European.

I love Mococo.

>>69689111
No.

>>69689162
I spoke these words

I love FUWAMOCO

Gagging on the mococock

>>69683951
>bau bau… then after that, we rest…?
Great job guilt tripping them into not sleeping, retards. Le ebin twitter spam raid made them think the ruffians are dying to see it, and now they'll sacrifice their health yet again.

I think the horny rafferans should find a voice-alike ASMR for FWMC
I don't have time to do the search anymore

>>69689832
Anon, did you even read their tweet...? They're literally playing it offstream and WILL play it tonight whether or not they stream it. It's like you don't even watch these dumb dogs...

>>69689832
I've stopped concernfagging and I will be enabling them because it's what they want

>>69689934
>and WILL play it tonight whether or not they stream it
There is literally and figuratively nothing in the tweet to imply this, other than your own selfish wishful thinking.

I manipulate them by rewarding them differently whenever they are more romantic with us and grow closer to us, subsconsciously making them more likely to do more of that in the future

Wait are we getting a gorilla stream? Please no one make any tweet complaining about missing out if they do so.

>>69690239
They may or may not stream 2P Suika depending on homework and sleep needs.

I think they should do a stream where they only communicate to us through bau baus in all kinds of tones and variations and it should be at least 3 hours long.

>>69690036
You are very dumb, anon...

>>69690239
Odds and they’ll stream
Evens and they won’t
Digits and Pero forces his cock down your throat at the dead of night

>>69690479
I watched a 2view JP girl that did this but with poyo for 10 hours while waiting for her copy of kirby to show up I don't know if I can survive something like that again

>>69690239
They've already been playing it, so their addiction is back... They'll be playing it late into the night no matter what

Wuffians! I need your strongest soundposts.

>>69690621

https://files.catbox.moe/ekf2ij.mp3

>>69690851

>>69690927

>>69690851

>>69690927
What did Biboo mean by this?

>>69691075
kek

>>69690639
>>69690479
>becomes their most superchatted stream
>every single supa is a max character "BAU BAU BAU BAU"
>4+ hours of nonstop Bau Bauing

>>69690639
sounds nice... I wouldnt mind a poepoepoe stream poyo

I genuinely hope they don't stream tonight. I want them fully rested for the weekend, and them exerting themselves for a bunch of needy """males""" seems like a waste of their rest time.

>>69691288
I would drop 3 max alt bau bau akas.

Or I guess many many rainbows to maximize bau bau characters / $

>>69691508
Shut up.

>>69691508
Fuck you. I sent a tweet to #FUWAMOCO asking for it and they love me so they will do it.

I think a 100.000 baus stream would be a good idea.
Let's say they both bau 4 times per second, that's 2x4 = 8. So only 125000 seconds to get to 100k baus. That's only ~3.5 hours. Of course they will need a little breather here and there and go grab a drink and so on, but they could definitely get this done in a 5 hour stream.

>>69683333
>Mococo I don't think I can follow you through here because this path is a little silly....

>>69691508
so true sister

Gorilla Suika for real? It was supposed to be a restday

>>69692117
yeah, got a problem?

Are the ruffians Blade runner edits still cool?

suika frame up
stream in 5 hours

>>69692296
stop fucking scaring me

JOI asmr frame up
Mad Dog stream in 5 hours

>>69687878
>>69688093
Your post inspired me to do the same, and jesas fuck

Still did it though

>>69692458
I got some other plushies to soften the blow. The Friends with u line are pretty cute, I'm looking forward to the Advent versions.

>>69692458
I half wanted to tweet it again showing the shipping charge just to show how much I got fucked but I'm sure they're aware kek

holy fuck I fixed the sounds player

edit the userscript file and change

// @require https://gitcdn.link/repo/richtr/NoSleep.js/07fcee254724ab1b79076fbc22f3dd447649a2eb/dist/NoSleep.min.js
// @require https://gitcdn.link/repo/Stuk/jszip/7bbcb3873db23f6d27550cdbb6c4cc2bdeb32194/dist/jszip.js

to

// @require https://raw.githubusercontent.com/richtr/NoSleep.js/07fcee254724ab1b79076fbc22f3dd447649a2eb/dist/NoSleep.min.js
// @require https://raw.githubusercontent.com/Stuk/jszip/7bbcb3873db23f6d27550cdbb6c4cc2bdeb32194/dist/jszip.js

Finally I can hear the silly fuwamoco sounds

Any Ruffians wanna play Helldivers 2? This shit is insanely fun.

>>69692458
>>69692622
I thought about buying another pair but that shipping is scaring me away

>>69692256

>>69692878
you still have a week or so to decide. I should have waited until the last second to order because now I know they are going to reveal even more merch and I'll get assfucked all over again

>>69692622
>>69692458
Am i retarded or did it just let me order 10 plushies in a single order? Is the limit 3 only for the full set?
I was testing to see if it would block me but then i accidentally went through with it and now I have 10 blue ver coming.
do i really have to order 10 pink ver
I AM FUCKED

>>69693029
>because now I know they are going to reveal even more merch
please no...

>>69693224
>do i really have to order 10 pink ver
Yes.
Just earn some clout by giving them to Ruffians who can't afford them.

>>69693224
jesas. that's a good wuffian

>>69693224
>10
ehehehehe!

>>69693029
>because now I know they are going to reveal even more merch
How do you know this? There's no way they're revealing MORE merch after all the merch that was just released. What would even be the occasion?

>>69693358
I know this because it would financially bankrupt me so it is exactly what is going to happen. Paying for shipping 5 times in a month from holo shop

>>69693386
kek

>>69684082
meet & greets are just superchats they're forced to answer, think of it that way. just ask them a random question you have or tell them how much they mean to you or something.

>>69693224
if you are already ordering 10 more pinks, you have to have 10 more blues to balance that order out and to save on shipping. and then you'll need 10 more pinks.. and then...

>>69692798

>>69683736
>I have no idea how I am going to remain composed if I ever win a holoMeet 1:1 ticket.
Do you have to "win" a meet n greet ticket, or are you just referring to getting lucky with con tickets? I don't think I can handle losing another gacha...

what the fuck are you guys going to do with so many ruffians plushies lmao

i miss them...

>>69693503
Meet and greets are usually lottery, so yes it's gacha

>>69683736
For me, I'm gonna ramble about Fighter G Gundam while larping as Vegeta without letting them get a word in edgewise, then I'll sprint outta there at full speed. It's the only way.

>>69693503
>Do you have to "win" a meet n greet ticket
usually, yes. Unless it's at a tiny con there are too many people interested where you have to have a con ticket and then enter in a lottery to win a chance to have a chance to wait in line to go to the meet and greet.
And with how horribly most cons are run, it's as fair and fun as you imagine. You won't know if you won either until the day of the con so you can't cancel travel plans

>>69693536
finally make the dogeza pyramid

>>69693536
harem

>>69693597
That doesn't seem worth it at all

>>69693597
i have seen ones where the highest tier badges get more pulls too, so you'll have to pony up for the top VIP con badge to have the best shot

>>69693579
>>69693597
So you're saying I have to preemptively buy con tickets and win a magic gacha lotto... Are you able to buy multiple lotto tickets?
It's so over

>>69693536
post it online for a single like by my kamioshi

>>69693676
>Are you able to buy multiple lotto tickets
VIP badges sometimes better odds. Otherwise, yeah you're just going to have to pay off friends or random ass people at the con to sign up for you too and transfer it

>>69693597
that sounds fucking awful

>>69693597
all of this just to have 10 minutes alone with your oshi to spill your spaghetti

>>69693676
Hope you have friends that go to cons and don't care about hololive to raise your chances

>>69693536

>>69693787
christ. imagine all the paypigs flying to a con and only one of them gets a meet and greet. I am pretty sure people may act a fool

>>69693834
>10 minutes
More like 5

>>69693834
>10 minutes
more like 2

>>69693847
you want ruffians to watch you as you sleep?

>>69693834
>have 10 minutes alone
kek. try 2 minutes, 3 minutes tops if they really are interested in you and bend the rules

>>69693894
>>69693896
>>69693935
what the fuck lmao

>>69693787
Well thanks for letting me know kek I'll mentally prepare myself for the reality that I will NOT meet them, and a prominent twitter autist will (and WILL publicly post/superchat them about it)
Expect nothing and you will never be disappointed...

>>69693969
Exactly, it's so fucked. I'll still go menhera (privately of course) if I miss out on the opportunity though

>>69693935
I’ll introduce myself as one of their paypigs.

>>69693997
>and WILL publicly post/superchat them about it
baused
Yeah, it is not going to be a good time for menhera. Especially people that actually go to the con and miss out. Semi afraid of some people's reactions

>>69693969
They'll be talking with hundreds of people one-on-one. Any longer than 2/3 minutes will be WAY too much.

>>69693997
>superchat them about it

>>69694048
Hi Fuwawa, Hi Mococo! I was at XXX con but missed out on the lottery unfortunately. I'm ok, I will just ask my question here! BAU BAU LOVE YOU (1/5)

>>69694015
>>69694048
Gotta superchat some secret message you told them or what you were wearing to prove it was you

>>69694122
>>69694123
I hate people so much it's unreal

>>69694123
oh fuck you're making me at risk of menhera. I HAVE to get a meet and greet ticket and have an inside joke just between us. we will both know it and they will randomly reference it when I SC years in the future randomly and I will remember and break down emotionally

you’d have a better interaction with your fwmc by sending them a sc and then having follow-up conversations with them in chat
the amount you pay for the con itself could’ve been spent on an aka
like, you’re not even really alone with them either, they have organizers present in the room with you and the monitor
all of that just to say the same things other ruffians will say before and after you
you better make it memorable at least by whipping your dick out

>>69694204
>they have organizers present in the room with you
yeah and they are going to have to watch as I unbuckle my belt and unleash
>all of that just to say the same things other ruffians will say before and after you
i doubt that
>make it memorable at least by whipping your dick out
fuck me kek I read this after typing the rest

>>69694035
I can't wait for Ruffians to wait near the meet and greet area and start stabbing other Ruffians leaving the booths.

>>69694264
i'm going to cosplay as mococo so no one will hurt me
i am scared of sexual assault though, always at cons

>>69694204
>like, you’re not even really alone with them either, they have organizers present in the room with you and the monitor
I do not care. The minute I see them, they become only ones who exist to me.

>>69694204
How autistic do you have to be to not understand the value of live visual and spoken interaction? And you can never get that kind of connection from them seeing your face otherwise, with the only thing even slightly approaching it is replying to their tweets with selfies, and that's disgusting and public.

>>69694316
tits or gtfo

>>69694123
>Fuwawa and Mococo read a SC containing a message only they and the superchatter would understand
>”Ohhhh! It’s you ehehehe”
>”We remember you!”
lol

>>69694316
I will protect you, Femruffian, but ONLY if you're dressed up as Mococo.

>>69694316
you better be a trap

>>69694367
He's simply trying to preemptively stop the inevitable wave of menhera...

>>69694367
>How autistic do you have to be to not understand the value of live visual and spoken interaction?
I have been on this site for 11 years

>>69694406
>the extra special ruffian will never be me
why live

>>69693597
This is also how holofes is run... i dont see enough people seething over that. is it just me? im still annoyed over last year

>>69694476
HoloFES is different to me because I can watch it online. I can't have a one-on-one video call with them from home.

>>69693224
Kek pay up anon. can't have an uneven amount

>>69694316
If I cosplay as the pink ruffian can I tongue your pink royal asshole?

>>69694367
I'm not buying a plane ticket, con ticket for a con I don't want to be at for any other reason than the meet and greet that I have a CHANCE of participating in.

>>69694541
>he wants the globohomo brain parasites
goyim...

>>69694524
>I can't have a one-on-one video call with them from home.
present tense

Why are we all talking about a Meet n Greet? Is there a con coming up that you expect them to do one?

>>69694421
i don't need protection I just need people to be normal

I don't know why you care about a meet and greet. You already lost at Anime NYC when that cringe retard did the push ups in front of them. They will always remember that interaction, for better, or for worse. They will rememeber HIM. You'll just become another blurred memory that blends in with the other Ruffians they meet for 2 minutes.

Get ready for the paypigs to show up wearing their akas they sent to FWMC that they printed out themselves just like Bae’s fans.

>>69694406
>send my secret message SC
>they don't remember me at all

just start dox posting already jesus christ

>>69694620
>They will always remember that interaction, for better, or for worse. They will rememeber HIM.
I actually wouldn't be surprised if they already forgot him kek
They remembered the dinosaur girl autist.

>>69694531
fuck me in the ass what am I going to do with 22 mother fucking ruffian plushies
but you're right.

also fuck i am fully going to be outed as /here/ because there's no way I am NOT posting a picture of 22 god damn ruffians publicly

>>69694620
that guy was based, the fuck are you talking about

>>69694631
Stop leaking my plans

>>69694602
none announced but the holo website updated with 2024 tab so we'll start finding out soon. fuwamoco will want to be at every one they can
https://hololivemeet.hololivepro.com/eventschedule/

>>69694631
KEK they really did that? That just seems redundant. You only have 2 minutes to talk about new stuff.

>>69694685
no one cares if you're /here/, fuwawa, we already know. It's old news.

>>69694685
it's too funny not to post honestly

>>69694685
sell it on ebay but only if they do the special ruffian codeword