/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69637688
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

FIRST FOR COCKBUMP

>>69637688
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration & Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

This stream was able to make me smile after some very tough days..

cute dingo

>>69637711
Amen.
>>69636823
Not directly, except for GB and Flayon that do their usual overacted shit all the time. If you like asmr, Flayon uses the binaural mic a lot, especially for piano practice, and those who pay for his monthly VP tiers seem very happy with the script reading. Altare, Bettel and Jurard are softer and more emotionally open and mushy, which feeds yume crumbs. The rest of them seem much the same as public.

>>69637711
amen

this stream is so incredible. this is THE boys fucking around content i needed

Is the vod really kill I missed the first hour

>>69638135
i wish i could be this happy

>>69638214
not really, axel only raped altare like 3 or 4 times

Did bettel make a tentative schedule on his stream yet?

>>69638359
he's doing that rn anon-kun

>>69638359

I love them

AXEL?

>Can you like go inside me?

KEK

>>69638465
>>69638583
Thanks
I was curious but I'm busy watching shiny spicy what a disappointment

Huh, so that's where the food goes

THE BULGE KEEEK

SNNIIIIIIIIIIFFF

This 3D celebration stream is actually just shiny spicy sexo stream

shiny spicy are so dumb

>>69638253
youll get there one day anon chu

Smol leader
Smol di

>>69638583
BETTEL WEEK

NICE BULGE

>Altare confirmed to have a small dick

>>69638583
What's he doing for menshi? I might unsubscribe depending

Yagoo please don't neuter Axel even though he deserves it

>>69638891
h-he sure is hitting it hard...

>Bettelion raided
>Axel changes his public chat to subs only

Based

Axel is a perfectionist

>>69639038
And he's letting every member of Holostars know of that personally, very personally

>>69639091
AIIIEEEEEEE AXEL'S BEING SKING WALKED

grim

Brotubers everyone

Axel corrupting Altare

>>69639166
Not as hard as me hitting that tight clussy of his every night

BUY BUY BUY

>>69639215
>>69639223
>>69639228
now everyone FUCK

>Axel will get on his knees as long as it's funny

KEK they're so unserious

>>69637782
BUY THE MERCH
BUY THE MERCH
BUY THE MERCH

>>69639385
>Get in, losers. We're shilling merch

>It's a high quality pillowcase
>Don't cut a hole in it, guys

>Don't cut a hole in it guys
WDHMBT

YATTA

>>69639038
He is Korean after all

>that defeated 'are we doing it again'
Altare is a victim..

FUBAR?

Brotuberbros....it's over....

KEK

Axel is dying kek

Truly the Homostars

Didn't a dude get banned on twitch for doing that on GTA with Matuli? Seems kinda dangerous even if for funsies

>>69639876
fucked up beyond all repair

>>69640007
>Holostars is yaoi now
>now

>>69640043
Naruhodo, thank you

>>69638867
thank you, machiroon prime

>>69640031
I mean the vod's fucked anyway, so

>>69640007
rpr thought he could escape it but he went from one yaoi baiting corpo to the next yaoi baiting corpo

Post the leaker post

they are giving hints, guys

anyone saving the vod? I'm at work...

>>69638861
https://twitter.com/OusamaXIII/status/1760143947773702234
i just saw this kek

Hope we get lotsof fan art of Axel sucking Altare's dick after that.

They penetrated each other

Yes, that is exactly what BL is

>>69640251
KEK

2 men picking each other's noses is the absolute foundation of BL

Picking someone else's nose is the most intimate and erotic act a man can commit

The second patron pages... ugh Shinri stop being so damn cute and fond my goodness.

seeing an anime characters nose modelled in profile is kinda bizarre

Reply to me when they're finally talking about 3D BTS shits

Lucky Axelyumes (all 2 of them that are left)

>>69640477
They talked already for 10 whole minutes

>>69640477

Will any of the boys be able to survive in Hakka's jungle village?

>>69640677
Only Altare, because he is the jungle

They are so retarded kek

>>69640793
He's waiting for the Manscaped sponsorship.

"I recognize that blowjob" edits when

>>69639385
i already have

toramane is TIRED

>>69640956
what control z do

>>69633900
>Open it again after an hour
>Surely it can't be as bad as earlier
>Axel is sucking Altare's dick
>Close stream again
COME ON MAN

That back to back reminds me of Naruto x Sasuke

>>69641040
undo

>>69640251

Altare's going to have so much fun making thumbnails now

>>69641085
Come on now anon don't be too harsh, Axel has only done that like 7 times.

blowjob brothers

>>69641040
It’s undo

>>69641085
Grow a spine and watch team snake bite swallow.

Toramane really loves the \[T]/ pose

Bro nooooooo

Axel will do anything for the homies

>>69641115
>>69641238
thanks mwah

>>69641206
It cracks me up every time someone new shows up and he gets all excited to do it again to show them

I NEED TO RAVISH THIS SLUTTY BODY SO BADLY PLEASE AXEL I KNOW YOU PROBABLY HAVE AN STD BUT I'LL GIVE YOU THE SLOPPIEST TOPPIEST SUCKING OF YOUR LIFE

Take your meds

>>69641464
i'd give this man the sloppiest wettest leg trembling hands desperately grabbing the sheets legs stretching out again and again waist slowly moving up and down small heavy breath "i can't take it much longer" breaths getting quicker twitching throbbing eyes shut lip biting back arching edging begging for relief warm hot rush bubbling up spit upon spit tongue twisting around tip-tapping against mouth sideways licking spit from the end and lick from the bottom to the top then spit from the top and lick to the bottom deepthroating mascara dripping down my face slower then faster then a little faster then perfect pace twisting mouth around each side spiritually enlightening chakra balancing golden light like a halo around the tip noise from the very edge of his throat for the final release head

Sorry for tourist comment, did they try out the champagne bottle prop yet?

>>69641746
If it looked like they were giving a handjob to a giant then yes

Staff-san please fix Axel's gloves

When will Altare kill that useless disgusting creature called ewwtare now that it's even more fucking useless than it was before his official 3D

>>69641746
not today, they pulled out some other props earlier but its mainly been posing fun without assets

CUTE

>>69641716
psycho axel i love you

>>69641746
Not yet. I don't think they know about it

>they didn’t talk about the 3D

>>69641746
They are more focused on playing around to each other than using props, maybe in a solo stream as they don't know how to use the software yet

I wanted to participate in Ruzes menshi today, but my gifted ran out.
I hate YouTube for not letting me purchase my own memberships…

>>69641915
This one needs a horrifying fire and destruction behind them

Shinri for the love of all things good BE MORE AFRAID

>literally just bouncing/jumping
>chat spamming AYO, SUS, and the black and white emote
I fucking hate insecure men so much

>>69640477
now, wrap up talk

>>69642067
>"He's just some guy"
The fact that I could hear his disappointment speaks volumes of how much I watch his content holy fucking shit

>let's make the gorimanes do some fuckin pole dancing in the back

>>69642067
this but replace monster girl with creepy toilet dude

>Wanting to do choreo for next performance
Thank god now please don't flake on your dancing reps

I thought Shiny Spicy was their unit name this whole time

>Ice Spice
KEK

That one's perfect kek

I love that manic cackle and the crunchy laugh

> "I want us to have a chuunibyou name, give us suggestions!"
> "I don't want any of those names, they sound like a 12-year-old"
What age is middle school again Axel you fucking donkey

it'll always be shiny spicy for me

is this the only way ill ever be eaten by axel? fuck it ill take it thanks bro

Axel buck teeth ToT

his chompers are fine, he's got good fangs on the top and bottom. just his flappy mouth tracking no longer shows them at all, instead of them being hangin out all the time

>>69642653
You and me bro, wish they would at least make an OG song named after it then

>mayonnaise and ketchup

>>69642653
shiny spicy, in google translate latin, is CRUS CONDITUS

RATE THE YAOI

>>69643201
SHINY/SPICY

>>69643201
WILL SUCK DICK IF IT'S FUNNY/10

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1760155155369213992

>>69643201
Nose BL / 10

just got off work but saw altare's tweet, any reason why they can't use ShinySpicy as a duo name, or do they just want something cooler?
The suggestions people are throwing out are cringe but not in a fun way

>>69643201
axel realizing the full potential of his giant honkers, slutty waist and thick thighs/10

>>69643369
Let's hear your suggestions first, Anon. I'm trying to think up something chunni with their star names.

>>69643369
Because it's a parody of hololive's national anthem, Shiny Smily Story

>>69643369
Shiny Spicy Memories is a parody/corruption of Shiny Smily Story, not only would it continually tie them to the hololive side, it might be deemed as making fun of them. We love Axel's smooth brained yab but for legal purposes they might not wanna promote under it.

VOD is actually going down apparently
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios/status/1760158254163013711

>>69643831
Toramane only said that 100x under Axel's account in chat from the first few minutes of the vod.

>>69643201
Didnt know I needed this/10. I always like bts about projects and events but this was a fair trade to see the boys have fun. It’s been a really long time since I’ve watched Axel but hearing him laugh so hard was nice. Altare’s mannerisms and expressions are really cute in 3D and I’m looking forward to his future streams.

>>69643887
I thought it was jork

>>69643831
I'll brojob any anon that saves the vod for me to catch later

>>69643831
lame

Well? Can you come up with a good duo name?

>>69643201
Homosexual/10

"Our names are Axel and Altare so I was thinking something with A, like Ace-something"
Pakosen:

>>69644640
AruAku

>>69635079
I'm rusty but here

Axel's singing makes me feel dumb. Everytime I hear his singing I can feel my mind go blank and all I can think of is "oh axel pretty voice singing" alongside actual static. His voice is so good it makes me want to kill myself. Is this normal?

>>69644694
kek thats great

>>69643831
how did Rio keep that uproar orgy vod safe...

>>69644752
El chupado...

>>69644752
He seduced management as well.

I'm guessing his important meeting (that he apparently was in while watching the shiny spicy collab) went well

>>69644694
KEK, been a long time since i saw any reference to this

>>69644694
Thank you kindly, anon. This is amazing

>>69644694
Not bad, not bad at all anon

>>69643831
>>69644008
Is there a kind anon working on an archive of the unedited VOD? I'm too retarded and struggling to figure out how to use ytdl

>>69644694
love this

How trashed is auntie going to be tomorrow if he tries to beat the whole game in one stream like the first one

>>69644467
SyriAlt, y'know, like cereal

>>69645425
Who is this indie and how is he affiliated with holostars?

>>69645253
I'm am also a retard and struggling so I guess we'll see

>>69645425
He'll be so wasted he won't be able to able to keep it inside heh

>>69645425
>the worst star getting his fat greasy pale paws on my childhood monkey game
sigh...

>>69645485
he's fucking your holostars oshi

>>69645425
47 total. 39 stages and eight boss levels.
So, uhh, good luck to him.

>>69645848
good, he hasn't had any in years that'll do him some good

>>69645425
>Negro surrounded by bananas

>>69645253
You can have my copy if no one else is faster. I hope you guys have archivers tho as I'm not a regular

>>69646074
I need to see Hakka's face firmly squished between their chests

>>69646074
kek
a pity we will never have the temprizz-off stream

>>69644008
>>69645253
I've got it archived. I can upload it by tomorrow if no one else does.

>>69646074
suffering

>>69646074
What I would do to see them face off. Ruze has to if he's to pay proper penance for his Azure Ruze stream.

This menshi is great while I'm drawing. I appreciate how immersed Ruze can get into this

banchou minecwaf telly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHn7SlHyo-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHn7SlHyo-0

>>69646351
8/10
Almost there Armisister

>>69646223
Thanks anon

JUTARD IS A WHORE

>"I have a husband"
Yep.

>>69646009
>>69646223
Thank you, both of you!
I'll take it upon myself to learn too to pass the favor on when I can!

>"I'm a cool uncle"
>"We'll be sneaking in the alley doing crack"

>i'm like your drunk uncle
>we'll be sneaking in at the back of the alley doing crack
black tar heroin bettelion? druggietellion? got a new renewable retard source for you

He's the type of father that will take his son to lose his virginity at a brothel and end up with 3 STDs

>>69646585
KINO

>banchou claiming Ruze's house as his own

>>69646585
sovl
>>69647250
claiming territory..

>numbers rant

ONE TWO

Oh he's using the zoombie hair buns. Cute.

>Stealing dirt by making a long line of dirt from Octavio's house
Is he... retarded?

>>69647931

>you guys don't think that fish take a shit in the shit pond, y'know?

>boss bitch

"JUTAI FOREVER"

"I was an avid reader of a wattpad story before"

>>69648210
Not the kois, surely

>banchou reads self insert

"My boyfriend lives under a mattress and secretly works for the cartel??"

>"I circled back to Ruze's place"
He just can't stay away now...

Banchou was really on his colonizing arc for a minute LMAO

>>69649748
He has too much fun playing the corrupt royalty role

https://twitter.com/gavisbettel/status/1760181575780807102
ALL STREAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
ALL STREAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!
ALL STREAMS ARE SUBJECT TO CHANGE!

>>69650628
Truly the most Bettel Week ever

>>69650628
We're so not back

Jurard sounds so much like Markiplier I can't get it out of my head now

https://twitter.com/hanxiucao__/status/1760178670969499673

>>69651728
SHINRI? am i going crazy? he JUST retweeted ths. SHINRI IS THAT YOU?

>>69650628
Famn

>>69652005
kek he retweeted this too >>69646074
HE'S /HERE/
he follows the kois who put those posts on my timeline in the first place but shhh

dead thread

I HATE OLLIE

>>69653753
DEAD WORLD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBagwiUOkgY

>>69648704
>>69648472
Yeah, that /here/ jutai lewd fic

>>69653999
THE STOOOOOORM

When Shinri lost power, not only did we loose out on a collab, we also lost out on Ruze getting dragged for filth

>>69654514

jutard plotting to ‘borrow’ from altare’s place

FALL DAMAGE LMAO

>zenloss
>died again
>died again
>this cant be real this cant be real this cant be real

idiot

>>69655591
>>69655344
what is he trying to do? i just came in when he fell to his death.

pako, your vtuber children...

>>69655591
He's so retarded <3

>>69655653
Pako papa is cursed...

>>69655653
The pako curse...

>commits suicide out of shame

When will he stop and at least craft a weapon and a shield so that he can put up more of a fight before he dies?

>killed by a witch using magic
>tried to trap it at the front of his house
>died to witch magic again
>all his items fell into his own cactus pit trap

>>69656240
KEK

You know, sixteen iron isn't all that bad all things considered.

>>69651660
I'll never get people who say that. Their voices and accents are nothing alike

Majikayo~

is jurard still sick? his voice sounds lower than usual

has the 3d celebration vod been altered already?

>>69658769
not yet

>>69657537
WHAT'S WRONG WITH AXEL'S TEETH

>>69657537
>laughing whores.jpg

>>69658769
we've hit 6pm JST, they might leave it up for the night and deal with it in the morning

>>69658795
>>69659048
alright cool, i'll archive in a couple of hours then

>>69658797
They de-fanged him so he can blow properly

i'm at the end of the 3D collab vod and checked altare's tweet. solstice name is pretty simple and not chuuni but some tempura seem to like it

>>69659159
BUT THOSE TEETH WERE MEANT TO SHRED SOME DICK

Unintentionally roasted

he doesn't know how to enchant shits... ngmi

baby bump

>>69659159
that's messed up but that's kinda hot
>>69660948
this too

>>69659372
im looking them over too but solstice doesnt work as a name imo. like yeah one its not really chunni, but it also isnt catchy or good for logos. neither is the other popular pick equinox

a good unit name, to take from other vtuber groups, ChroNoiR, it can be shortened to CNR (for logo), its catchy, it flows off the tongue. or hell as dumb as it is, ROF-MAO too, because it sticks in your brain.

>>69661794
Solstice could be SLST? SLUT
But honestly I don't like it because it's TOO generic
Equinox is rarer but it makes me think of equine and equestrian... As a horsegirl...

how many times has jurard gotten lost this stream

>>69659372
Solstice means "Sun Sister" right? Idk about that

>>69662202
SLST? yeah that doesnt read as anything besides sluts lol, but theyre both generic imo and the biggest reason theyre pushed is because of the sun and moon shipping connotations, so im even more adverse to it even if im a fujo myself i think its fucking rude to push a huge thing like a idol unit name to be ship fuel. theyre also just hard to say consistently

also fuck off kek i was a horse girl as a kid too. yet thats another good reason, who says equinox ever? itll be kinda awkward if you have to correct people or teach them the meaning of a word all the time

>>69662740
it's derived from sol + sistere but doesn't mean that, though solstice is an uncommon girl name where i'm from

>>69662868
>>69662740

kek sistere means to stay still, anon. not sister

Star/space names are always going to look shippy if they have to balance both boys in the name.. idk what other chuuni concepts you can go for with those two..
People keep bringing up fire and ice but Axel uses his fists and chains to fight and Altare is a light magic and gun guy

>>69663429
Altare's a star, Axel's a dog... star. All I can think of is the Diamond Dogs speech from MGSV.

>>69663429
ChainStar, wait no that's just Axel. LightChain? Fistlight fleshlight

>>69663429
there's something there with demon and hound I'm sure

>>69663429
Whipbang

>>69663946
Chain--Link? (yes the double hyphens are mandatory)

>>69663429
Something digital themed? Or with electronics maybe, I think altare brought up "frostbyte".

>>69664082
That's Bettel and Altare

you guys had me curious so i looked through the replies and 80% of them is just parroting "solstice" and "icespice"... tempura don't know how to help cook at all

Glowjobbers

>>69664228
I guess but Axel whips his chains about too
Not that I was serious kek

>>69663429
Hound Prince
Hellhound (demon and dog kinda thing idk)
Chained Hero
Regalio (REGis x AxeL syrIOs)
I suck at making names man...
>>69664377
Shit that actually sounds good kek

>>69664377
kek

You jobbers, post the ideas on twitter not here

>>69663429
Fist of the Light Star... sounds too much like a parody, so Fist of the Starlight?

>>69665113
i already did axel sorry, just tryna make conversation

>>69663429
AAlphas or AlphA :)

>>69663429
Goblin Slayers

>>69665233
think of all the fisting jokes

what is the pilot up to
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon/status/1760274937690960085

>>69664377
Rubbing your dick against Aniki's ears and Altare's face shield and calling it glowjob

I can't catch a good moment but the boys have really nice profiles

>>69667651
this looks like a good fanart reference

>>69669040
I love △rmis minecraft adventures

gibby who

fuck it. Bunny Gibby

Axel saying he isn't creative but his spin on his covers have always been the most impressive...

>>69669982
What spin are you talking about?

we hate regis altare

>>69669040
CUTE

>>69669040
I'm a bit dejected nobody showed up in banchou's MC stream earlier

we rate egis haltare

>>69669982
Yeah, he always finds a way to make them his in one way or another

>>69669770
Why does this remind me of a Brazilian hooker

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1760306992688857266

>>69670951
Goodbye to his stomach

Alright, GB art for OP

>>69671232
>>69669770

they announced a multiplayer mode in the suika game so we may see that being played more in the future

>>69671341
MECHABIRB PLS

>>69666301
Oh fuck, Is his rpg maker gamer done? Or maybe close to

>>69671232

>>69671232

the 3d zatsu was great kek

>>69671753
They were so dumb... I really thought we'd get a swear out of Altare... he was close so many times

>>69671946
that's me!!!

>>69671946
Why did I have to be at work? I wanna edit a third panel where the mascots get pissed on kek