/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Phasers are the best livers.

i miss the loom

>Oden is shit
Finally a decent opinion.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 43 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

idolshills, in MY thread!?

>>69629390

I love my girlfriend Runie Ruse!

i love runie

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

awa

I want to take ecstasy with Runie.

Love you Pippa, you cute dorky pervert.

Is Phase Connect coffee good for you?

>>69629562
This coffee is too thick.

surely this thread won't be as bad!

i love and trust my retarded oshi!

Yknow I used to think Lumi was great.
She was like the girlfriend that I never had. I watched and chatted on every stream and she even laughed at my comments sometimes. I introduced her to my parents too, because it was getting kind of serious. I thought she truly cared about me and was certain we would end up together.

But then she BETRAYED me. She went BEHIND MY BACK onto a collab that nobody asked for and ogled OTHER MEN for hours while I helplessly watched. Unbe-fucking-lievable. I tried DMing her demanding answers as to why she did that to me but she just ignored me and started streaming a pitiful stream trying to quell my anger. I sent so many chats and she didn't laugh at a single one of them. And then she has the GALL to leave me for OVER A WEEK, probably ogling more men I am sure.

I can't believe it bros. It's over. I am so fucking done.

is sakana a trump supporter?

The Michi!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0yl0h1v-20

>>69629390
>>69629506
NOW (Literally right now)
Dizzy Dokuro (23:00UTC | LIVE | South Park: Fractured But Whole)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPppgDeYnaI
Runie Ruse (01:00UTC | LIVE | Runie Ruseday: Weeb Stuff)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r3WLC7ttho

SOON
Pipkin Pippa (02:00UTC | 30m | Jong in Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AHxxKhfCE
Remilia Nephys (02:00UTC | 30m | Minecraft)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1o_Ka_piMg
Eimi Isami (03:00UTC | 1h30m | Yakuza 0)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6S5GCnNsHQ
Fujikura Uruka (03:30UTC | 2h | Violin Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IgenSq7BQM
Utatane Nasa (04:00UTC | 2h30m | Maros)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams

LATER
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | 3h30m | Duolingo - Multiple Languages)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5bxxy9mnUI
Jelly Hoshiumi (07:00UTC | 5h30m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/@JellyHoshiumi/streams
Gram Pico (07:00UTC | 5h30m | Phasmophobia)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d23mK_Lo1hI
Kokoromo Memory (09:00UTC | 7h30m | JP Prefecture Quiz)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ptOoQ1r6wTo
Ayase Yuu (11:00UTC | 9h30m | Overwatch 2, Ranked)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 12h30m | Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

BONUS
Hanamori Natsumi (06:00UTC | 4h30m | Yakuza)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQifNBLYLSY

Girls without a current schedule:
Michiru, Lia, Erina

I love how Pico-chan calls Nasa, Nasa-chan-senpai. She's so cute that you need to call her chan but she's also a senpai so you need to add it as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbbeXFUwhuY

>>69629489
it'd be really annoying if you just stopped updating the number of weeks so we'd collectively have no concept of the passage of time, that'd be so irritating swear id blow a gasket

>A-anon...I don't think it will fit...

>>69629390
>>69629506
>>69629647

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>69629390
you are right da michi is very cute

>>69629562
This makes me want an Airi blend with extra cream.

>>69629617
Sakana is Canadian.

>>69629609
wanau

I want to tie Hime naked to a chair blindfolded, gagged, and with noise cancelling headphones playing a hypno recording and make her cum nonstop for hours until she's completely mindbroken and can't think anymore

why is pippa trending? just because of her porn tweet?

>>69629390
>>69629679
>>69629647
>>69629506

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

>>69629732
why is filian trending on her day off?

>>69629617
He's a leaf.

>>69629732
those are trending for you

>>69629617
sakana is a single issue voter regarding warehouse taxation

>>69629617
He's Canadian. The question is, "Is Sakana pro Trudeau."

I think the Towa poster we somehow picked up is better than half our regular posters

>>69629767
Filian had a hugely successful collab yesterday. It's no surprise.

>>69629671
This should be a ritual post

私はロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>69629732
Retard.

>>69629679
*Flicks your nose*

>>69629767
afaik twitter is looping the george floyd clip

>>69629671
she wouldn't say that to me ;)

Pippa love~!

You should all be ashamed of yourselves for lewding our little sister.

>>69629815
I will do it just for you anon

>>69629798
>The question is, "Is Sakana pro Trudeau."
Profitable business owner? Probably not lol

>>69629732
The algorithm is trying to tell us something
We need a FilianxPippa Megadeth cover band.

I don’t know if I candle the shame of having a peeker sticker on my car…but I love Runie so much…

>>69629497
Pipnigs, and cuckposters too

>>69629732
It isn't.
The algo on twitter makes no sense since fucking 2012.
It just carers to you in the most lopsided manor.
I hate twitter so much

>>69629604
> screenshot is real
Michiru really is the best

>>69629732
I love Phase Friend Filian!

Pippa wants this
https://files.catbox.moe/m6enw8.jpeg

>>69629798
I said supporter not voter

Peeker shirts are based and every phaser should have one

>>69629799

>>69629758

>>69629831

Finally, a good Dizzy take

>>69629506
Think you dropped these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPppgDeYnaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPppgDeYnaI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPppgDeYnaI

>>69629919

>>69629940
Anon, why the fuck would he care?

Would you still fuck Pippa if she sounded like this the entire time?
https://files.catbox.moe/idh8uy.mp3

Alright, hear me out

>>69629822

>>69629837
She started it.

The Runie daki is going to take my virginity

[The Truth] Phase Vtubers are a mere construct, buy the coffee

Would you still fuck Pippa if she sounded like this the entire time?
https://files.catbox.moe/vxhrij.mp4

>>69630002
That only makes it better

>>69629831
at least you're honest anon

>>69630017
hey you could hide from soviet ground forces in that

That cat?
me

>>69630064
This is the worst ritual post to ever grace this thread

>>69629919

PHASE COFFEE MENTIONED

>>69630098
*Pets you*

>>69629758
I think it's a bit late for that
>>69628478

Anon was right, again.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJp0Zw_9TWQ

Phase vtubers are like the Transformers of Vtubing. The personalities exist to sell you a product. That product being coffee. Just like how the Transformer show existed to sell toys.

>>69630150

>>69630064
This is the best ritual post to ever grace this thread

I can't believe pippa retweeted THAT!

>>69630127
The yumu fag was bad
This is just cringe desu

>>69629919
Don't worry Pippa, we can do this after stream

>>69630181
I will fix Serina with my average-sized white cock

>>69629985
I did... I'm trying to multitask

>>69630181
I want them to celebrate black history month with black face

>>69630207
God I wish Runie would suck me...

>>69629919

dizzy hates us

>>69630181
who and why should i care

>>69629919
All me

>>69630274
wait for the celebrating with panko stream

>>69629919
This is the power of REAL artists.

>>69630127
>>69630198
which one do you choose.
A:
>>69630064
Or B:
>>69630002

RATE THE DIZZY
RATE THE ZATSU
RATE THE FUJO ART COLLECTING
RATE THE STREAM

>>69630270
stop jerking off to dizzy stream

>>69630274
Serina doesn't need to do that...

>>69630181
>stream with Abi
This has to be some kind of joke
she practically called her home countrymen monkeys

>>69630181
What exactly is there to celebrate about blacks?

>>69630349
for me it's B

Are any Phasers going to play Last Epoch

>>69629799
You think wrong. He's a saboteur and antis Lisa.

>>69630355
TACO/10

bros how do we win against tacos

Good drawing OP

>>69630181
Weird how all of pippas friends like niggers isn't it

>>69630355
she is SO DUMB, I love her SO MUCH/10

>>69630181
phase connect?

>>69630359
I'm just doing chores. It's weird but Dizzy doesn't make me horny.

>>69629919
I don't even need to pay for the fanbox?
For free?

Is Dizzy no longer a girl failure?

>>69630355
Dizzy needs to be talked about more and studied to see what makes her tick

Runie is too good, what's the catch?

>>69630359
No.

>>69630181
there is going to be edits of that image

>>69629984
More like Take-Out

Taco Tuesday take out!

>>69630496
She is married to me

>>69630496
one piece

>>69630355
>Fart humour game
I love dizzy but can't watch that shit

>>69630496
she's a normalfag and hates her fans.

>>69630496
She's just tricking you!

>>69630422
stop noticing

>>69630496
Alcoholic

>>69630524
The baby bonnet looks stupid on her

>>69630524
God this is hot, I want giantess Dizzy to vore and unbirth me

>>69629985

>>69630496
Her eventual yab is going to be something else

>>69630442
>spoiler

which phase has the biggest peepee

>>69630574
is chromu's bf black?

>>69630556
>hates her fans.
Wrong Gumi

>>69630496
Sooner or later you'll get rused.

nini bros I will drift off into dreamland and hopefully meet Da Michi there

>>69630496
she's 30+ and in vtubing, spin the wheel and you're probably right

>>69630349
B 100%

>>69630574
Sleepy was supposed to do a collab with Chromu last Friday
either I missed it and there are no vods or it didn't happen

>>69630574
i just assumed it was an abbo

>>69630595
he said catch

>>69630496
The world is a flawed, harsh place so her goodness has been overlooked and she's here with us (corruption is on the table)

>>69630496
Too much GFE

>>69630355
TACOS/TUESDAY

>Yuri_lesbian_taco_eating.png

>>69630630
What the FUCK

>>69630622
I am not

>>69630622
Nope. Stop falling for bait. Low quality bait at that.

My wife is watching Runie with me and getting SO frustrated with the yapping.
She only wanted me to turn this on because she was curious about the wheel.
Normally she would want to watch Dizzy.

>>69630632

>>69630599
You just have bad taste.

>>69630660
meant for
>>69630622

>>69630606
Can't believe you made a souls one for my son before me.

>>69630707
where is the uncensored version?

>>69630659
Chromu had a bit of a mental breakdown so that's probably why it didn't happen

>>69630707
TETTE GIGANTI ENORMI

>>69630496
The moment she's milked I'm out.
That's pretty much it, I'll enjoy while I can tho.

>>69630707
I like this image. I should subscribe to Mozzu.

>>69630496
She works for the federal government

>>69630400
>antis Lisa
Lisa? You mean the sheep who SCAMMED Pippa Pipkin out of MILLIONS of dollars and lead her by a leash through a Walmart after inserting a lovense and a vibrating bunny style tail plug into Pippa's body. Not only that, Lisa forced Pippa to cum in front of the checkout lanes during peak hours. Pippa had to flee to the other side of the country in shame and had to move in with her ABUSIVE PARENTS because she was too poor to live by herself. THAT Lisa?

>>69630496
She'll never be yours.

>>69630744
I am simply better.

I make Runie laugh.

>>69630422
Weird how the racists still get shocked to relearn Pippa and Phase Connect aren't racists.

>>69630707
she showers once every 14 days. You know she probably smells really bad. right?

>>69630632
Sleep well, lil bro.

Ember was surprisingly good at Elden Ring.

>>69630809
Don't ruin my day..

>>69630659
It didn't happen, she has another collab scheduled Thursday, but no Sleepy. I wish she would do some normal streams though.

>>69629390
>>69629506
>>69629647
>>69629679
>>69629746

>>69630622
Australia doesn't have black people

>>69630809
She is literally my girlfriend

>>69630496
She is very likely to quit vtubing if it interferes with her work. She strikes me as the type to be decisive about things like that. She's said she loves her job and doesn't want to switch to fulltime vtubing. She doesn't want to ruin the magic of it being a hobby either.

https://youtu.be/J1o_Ka_piMg
WEMI EARLY

>>69630843
STOP! STOP! i can't get any harder or i'll have to go to the hospital!

Pippa (and her friends) are the type of people who would say "Democrats are the real racists".

>>69630826
You're not even a soulsfag!

>>69630632
Remember, the bedbugs bite because they care.

>>69630400
Lisa didn't even do a twitlonger kek.

>>69630840

>>69630854

>>69630879
He's right Abbo's aren't people.

>>69630879
melbourne has sudanese, but those are nilotics not true bantoids

>>69630895
WEMI!!!

>>69630496
Like most girls that go heavy parasocial early on she'll probably burn out by mid/late 2024 and shift her content to more generic vtuber content.

>>69630849
Surprisingly?
She’s the best gamer in Phase and it’s not close.

>>69630809
I'm already hers

>>69630930
>he doesn't know

>>69630942
What is wrong with this thing

>>69630879

If you abandon a vtuber because she stops doing gfe, did you love her or did you love the gfe?

>>69630707
I like the piss drinker's tits too, but she ain't a PC girl or a friend

a Likers, you're response?

>>69630632
Nini

>>69631021
I hate gfe

>>69631001
Terra Nullius

>>69631035
They're busy watching movies.

>>69630983
Same

Hoochie mama

I watch for the daughter experience

>>69631021
it's my privilege to stop watching whenever I want.

>>69630895

>>69631021
If a vtuber stops doing gfe, does it mean she loved you or she loved your money and positive affirmations?

>>69630930
>and her friends
Pippa has friends?

wemi live!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1o_Ka_piMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1o_Ka_piMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1o_Ka_piMg

>>69631021
Go back.

>>69631021
You were in love with the her that did gfe, she changed so it's completely reasonable your feelings change

>>69630970
>best gamer in phase
>when Loki, Yuu, and Michiru exist

I want to break Chromu (sexually)

>>69631021
If she won't love me why should I care about her?

>>69631001
>Don't be Rama Rama

>>69631103
Lisa?

>>69631000
Too much chrome.

Runatic News:
For every 5cm of height men lose, the suicide rate goes up by 9%

>>69631021
KYS boocuck

>>69631021
Boobro this isn't healthy. Just move on.

>>69630930
They'd (we) are right.

>>69631001
fauna

>>69631127
Same

>>69631142
Do friends really do that sort of thing in a walmart? Idk

>>69631062
Clara loves me though

>>69630840
This is a corpo full of Asians, of course they are racist lmao

>>69630181
does abi still have a kid or was that purely a rrat?

>>69631186
kek

>>69631155
Editfag...

Imagine punting chibi Wemi off of a 10 story building

>>69631001
is it true that abbos have the lowest iq out of any race in the entire world?

>>69631155
How do 'men' 'lose' height tho?

>>69620964
what was it

>>69631119
Loki and Michiru have endurance and are stubborn.
Yuu is decent, probably top 3 now.
Ember is actually good.

Pippa finished.

>>69631245
She literally has two sets of wings...

>>69631021
Neck yourself boobitch

>>69630942
>she smelled the 5 cent you dropped

>>69631253
You'll never know...

>>69631210
Runie isn't Asian. I don't think Pippa is either based on her dad. Pure white.

>>69631245
She can canonically fly

>>69631251
I just stole 5cm from you bozo. See ya!

>>69631251
9% more men who are 175cm kill themselves compared to men who are 180cm

>>69631253
No replies means it was nothing

Are they still trying to poach Jerry?

>>69631268
where are her tits?

>>69631307
Those were the days man....

>>69631105
henya is playing minecraft

>>69631021
gfe is inherently predatory and and a really easy trap to fall into. it is a beautiful lie that you buy into, but it is ultimately a lie.

I love how GFE Runie is

>>69631021 (me)
This line went hard thanks for the (you)s

>>69629647
>Jong in Minecraft
Pippa can try to filter me all she wants, I'm gonna watch the stream anyway

>>69630942

It came to my attention that some people are having fun on the internet and I need them to stop doing that right now.

Is Pico GFE?

>>69631394
Runie would never lie to me

Pippa being funny on the tweeters

>>69631000
yes

>>69631424
Tell em Iorisister

>>69631413
What an ugly titan.

>>69631424

>>69631424
fuck you wemi's on

>>69631448
yes

>>69631448
yea, Girl Flashbang Experience

>>69631424
The only time I have fun is when Im balls deep in pippa

>>69631324

wemis cute fingies

>>69631424

>>69631021
It depends on whether it felt like she was only doing it as part of her job or if it looked at least convincingly genuine (things like oversharing, getting extremely sappy when drunk, stalking fans and so on are decent indicators of the latter).
And I'd say that the former, mechanical GFE doesn't feel interesting at all. Good for the people who can be satisfied with it though as anyone can do it.

>>69631119
>Loki
I love my oshi but she isn't the best at games

>>69631494

>>69631424

>all asians in western vtubing replaced with white people
does it improve? does it get worse? what happen?

Playing Quarantine Crystal and watching Runie(and then Pippa)

>>69631394
The fake is of far greater value. In its deliberate attempt to be real, it's more real than the real thing.

>>69629562
No it gave me heart palpitations

>>69631424

>>69631330
>Pure white.
I don't have a problem with this, but some purists will be shocked to know she has some hispanic heritage

I don't care about your idolwhore
my wife Runie is on

>>69631424
post pits

>>69631330
White? Sure. PURE white? Now that's still questionable.

>>69631424

>>69631424

>>69630181
>Abi Kadabura
>not shitposting
Pick one.

Pippa delay stream by like 10, I haven't finished yet.

>>69631606
pippa has some hispanic in her if you know what i mean

>>69631551
>no spoiled happas pretending to be genuine
this is only a win

>>69631424
Joke's on you, my ability to have fun is permanently damaged. I no longer know joy.

Early Wemi let’s gooooooooooooo

Pippa delay by like an hour, Runie is still on

Why are Runatics like this?

>>69631681
yeah me

>>69631649
fuck you, and your oven

>>69631688
but this kills the 10ma

>>69631424
you will never catch me

>>69631448
GFE is yours. If you want GFE with your pillow, it is in fact GFE. Toaster? If you want it to be, the toaster is your new gf.

>>69631688
I like spoiled hapas tho

>>69631606
>hispanic
Spain. In Europe.

>>69631307
>playing halo 3 splitscreen custom games for 8 hour nights with the bros on a long weekend
it was a beautiful time

>>69631718
Because they're NewFriends that haven't been burned by GFE yet

Is Ember GFE?

>>69631747
>inadvertantly admitting that you stuck your dick in your toaster

Runie doesn't know I prefer her to say "suckers!!!"

I like Southern Belle Runie

>>69631424
i wish i was one of those people

>>69631424
I'm sorry.

Would you become a vtuber if Pippa asked you?

>>69631705
You get 10 minutes.

>>69631831
How often would we collab

Am I being rused?

>>69631797
She was

>>69631307
>>69631362
>>69631768
boomers

>>69631790
I have but Runie is not like the other girls

wemi almost died because of the fuwamoco images...

>>69631307
all gone with the wind...

>>69631755
Which is why the family was so ashamed to be related to any of the blancos from Mexico. Uh hu.

those stupid edits make wemi so happy its cute

>>69631831
Too late

she sounds like she's going to blow her brains out, and honestly? same.

>>69631878
fucking lmao

>>69631797
Always was

>>69631307
This one invokes some emotions...

>>69631899
I think its fucking cringe desu but it wasn't my idea senpai

>>69631474
Femanon really loves the attention from here

>>69631893
there are dozens of you

say the line runie!

Is it me or Runie is sending subliminal messages?

this is honestly a disgusting gimmick and you're all disgusting, this is so creepy & predatory

>>69631837
What I wouldn't give to be strapped to that wheel and have knives thrown at me by Runie...

>>69631891
Her giggle fits make me happy

RUNIE GO ON A TANGENT THEY'LL FORGET ABOUT THE WHEEL.

>>69631831
>implying pippa would talk to me
no

>>69631362
>>69631768
>>69631885
>>69631909
Anons, stop taking the Millennial bait

>>69631891
Wemi is easy to please. She's the perfect woman.

RUNIE IS A COWARD

>>69631307
The Halo OST was too good.

>>69631874
>boomer
I remember people seething that one day newfags would be nostalgic for "babies first FPS". Get on my level.

>>69631955
chat never forgets shit like this

>>69631797
yes Gluttonous Food Enjoyer

>phase friend kimgcobrajfs got mouth herpes
Oh no...

>>69631937
And pippa has noticed none of you

>>69631943
(You)

>>69632046
whoresbane

FISHMAN TASKETE!

>>69631790
>

>>69631797
yes but she's asian and still lives with her mom and will eat all your food. are you ok with that?

>>69632041
I want to cook Ember a lot of delicious food

wemi babu

>A 30 plus year old woman is being made to say "Onii-chan"
This is a new type of sex

>>69631307

She's muting so she can run the sentence through AI.

>>69632057
thank (You) for acknowledging my bait post. I honestly do value it.

>>69631796
If not slot, why slot shaped?

ember has mercury poisoning, along with runie.

>>69632055
it's not pippa you need to have notice you

>>69632131
Yeah from me

>>69632131
How the fuck do you get poisoned by a planet?

>>69631998
No just this but with Halo: Reach instead

>>69631551
>all my favorite vtubers turn out to be huwhite
I could live with that.

>>69631998
But it's bait made specifically for me, down to the nerds fucking with Pokemon cards off to the side. I'm legally required to bite...

>>69631840
wtf you lied

>>69632055
Im not a vtuber, but she clearly interacts with them

>>69629887
>manor

Pippa live WITH JERRY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AHxxKhfCE

>>69632169
>t.fish

PIPPA AND JELLY LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AHxxKhfCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AHxxKhfCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-AHxxKhfCE

I want to protecc wemi

PIPPA JUST BOUGHT A FUCKING MONKEY AND BROUGHT IT TO STREAM

A FUCKING MONKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Jelly on the telly!

i physically recoiled.

sometimes I listen to vtubers and just cry

why am I unable to burp? I just get like low gurgles in the back of my throat. Does anyone else have this?

Jelly on stream! I care now.

>>69632151
Nani? I need shitpost material.

SOUND POST NOW

SOUNDPOST SOUNDPOST SOUNDPOST WHERE'S THE SOUNDPOST

>>69632151
>implying
Pippa is a good mama.

Jelly thinks Pippa SUCKS

>that's kind of old fashioned
Pippa is the only actual vtuber I know that doesn't have one

I love her

>>69632241
This but Hina

WTF SURPRISE JELLY

Safe to say Pippa schlicked it before stream