/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

schedule soon sorry for not waiting for her to post it before baking

>>69619540
INSANECAT I SEE HER

>>69619592
SHES REAL

>>69619592
disgusting fleshposting whore grrrrr

>>69619181
I saw this art before in the tag, so that means he blocked me recently. Maybe because I didn't like it but I liked others on the tag?
>>69619219
I think so since I chatted on FT's stream.

those cats are disgusting

>>69619798
I'm killing you very slowly with my mind

>>69619783
Did you like my art?

>>69619861
Which one is yours?

>>69619916
yes or no anon, which is it? I dont want to have to block you

GIRU PLEASE DRAW AND POST MORE SHO PLEASE

>>69619586
I forgive you

>>69619958
If you pleased my eyes then yes, if you didn't then no

>>69619916
Nta, shogga are you fucking autistic?

>>69620044
I'm diagnosed with ass burgers. Why are you mad at me?

>>69620100
Not mad, just wanted to know, I unnecessarily used "fucking", sorry
It's obviously the art of the person you were talking about is all

i regret not doing anything for valentines. i will make it up to her somehow
>>69618251
yes

don't notice
:)

>>69620435
SCHIZO

>>69620435
I actually didn't notice anything. What is it this time?

grrr i should get all the attention grrr

>>69620435
im retarded what am i not noticing

Schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1760076759368860034

shondo in my arms

>>69619783
im known /here/ and not blocked so its something else that made him block you

not looking forward to this week desu bros....

>>69620680
Can only think about the like thing, I really never did anything out of the ordinary to be blocked.

He's adding more emotes

>>69617727
she cut my face so now I get to beat the shit out of her
right?

>>69620896
what a nice lad

>>69620590
I'm excited for the end of lanoir

>>69619592
>digi.mobil
sus

>>69620896
sorry FT I'm not using the reddit frog emotes

Stressful

This week seems fine! Not too bad, not great
The fan made game probably means a lot of zatsu
Detective game is always fun
I usually skip the collabs, but i might attend this one! Hopefully it's fun!
I'm not into asmr, so I'll skip it, might drop by to say hi, but i won't stick around
I actually thought project zomboid to be quite entertaining! A bit slow, both in gameplay and chat, but there's a lot of tiny things to commentate on! And you can get read easier!
>>69620990
I posted the wrong screenshot, it was the uncropped one
Truly shoever

This week sucks, asmr saves it though

>>69621215
You type like a female

>>69621283
I do? Fucked up

why is dewd doomposting

>fan game
Based. Even if they’re not “good” it’s neat to see what people in the community make.
>Detective game
Kino. I’ve really enjoyed the play through. Solid game and she seems to enjoy it too.
>Barbie Collab
I’m scared of women
>ASMR
based. love me wife’s ASMR
>ear nommies
it’s gonna be hard to fall asleep with a throbbing erection haha
>Zombie game round 2
Game itself is mid but the last stream was really comfy.
Pretty solid week if you ask me

>>69621379
Didn't get a follow after 1 drawing

>>69621379
Please understand, he's Canadian

does the manager have eczema

>>69621663
no i'm pretty sure he's a cat

>>69619592
where the FUCK is this from? link immediately

>>69621741
are you stupid?

>>69621741
Please do 1 rep before posting

>>69620590
lmao look at ft's AINTNOWAY emote. is he calling out his own sister?

>>69621836
oops meant >>69620896

its fine because we're going to get the best zatsu in a while on day1

>>69621805
>>69621774
it's literally not there

>>69621975
you owe me
https://twitter.com/managerotis/status/1743475042334220536/photo/1
donate 10 bucks to shondo rn or burn in hell forever

>>69622013
you are everything wrong with this thread. stop spoonfeeding tourists

>>69621836
nah she told him to add it cause its my favourite emote :)

I want to pin Shondo down, wrap one hand around her wrists and the other around her neck, and make her say embarassing things and call me Master and if I'm not happy with her line delivery or levels of enthusiasm I will choke her until she's on the brink of unconsciousness and then tell her to say it again.

>>69618289
Additional notes, A splash of coconut non-dairy creamer and if you're feeling extra adventurous a dose or two of codeine syrup (be VERY careful about mixing this depending on your tolerances).

>>69622013
you need to stop spoonfeeding.

>>69622065
>>69622617
are you two retarded? it's in the op

>>69622065
>>69622617
im sorry im feeling very emotional right now :(
>>69621975
where's the dono? you can donate anonymously

anyone else feel like she's getting a bit lazy with the schedule art? she's not even incorporating the fanart into the schedule at all anymore, she just puts it to the side which takes like 2 seconds in photoshop

>>69622734
that is still spoonfeeding to retarded nigger tourists that cannot read

>>69623134
Anon... that's, what she's always done?
Are you losing it?

>>69621379
kek'd

>>69623213
god look at that schedule. current shadow would never.

>>69621379
this is what he posts publicly, imagine her dms and emails

>>69623134
Can you explain to me what exactly you thought she was doing before and how it's different to now, because her schedules are the exact same format as they were 2 years ago.
Are you drunk or something

It's been a whole week since the last otis pic... Otis doko...

>>69623372
why not ignore or mute and move on?

>>69623336
Posts like this genuinely confirm how delusional "uuuuuuu her content chaaaaanged" posters are, how in the fuck is this a "current shadow would never"?

>>69623423
even if i was a bit wrong it's still lazy bro...

>>69623134
Anon are you actually losing it, her schedules have been using the exact same layout/PSD since her original debut in 2021, she just cleaned it up a little and now adds additional text and emojis to it.
The way the fanart is presented has literally always been the same. Are you high or seriously desperate for something to complain over?

>>69621379
did he remove it? what did he say?

why the fuck are you sperging out about some schedule stuff FUCKING ELDEN DLC RELEASE ANNOUNCEMENT TOMORROW WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO https://twitter.com/ELDENRING/status/1760076880764449173

>>69623606
Were you under the impression that vtubers draw their schedules by hand from scratch once a week or are you fucking losing it

>>69623503
>5 days
>no collabs
>early start
>good games

>>69623732
go look at picky's schedules and tell me those aren't less lazy...

>>69623718
FT better stream it for us

>>69623731
>valentines zatsu got deleted
>that could've been the RE8 stream she was in a terrible mood for and ended early on
>she didn't start the GOI stream early, it was late because Silvi had a meltdown and she had to babysit her in vc, and then she was in an awful mood the whole stream because of it, which ended early.
>spider game stream that was like 2h long
Kek you need to stop larping that you were there in 2021, newfag

>random sudden complaining of something that has been the way it is for over 2years and is the same for all vtubers (that actually do schedules)
>it's a 2view selfshilling
Kek of course

>>69623503
who the fuck has complained about her content changing? what people are sad about is the change in interaction, you dumb retard.

>>69623985
you cant make this shit up

>>69623985
She was not kidding when she said that this board is just jealous bitter women and seaniggers

I'll often see some of the posts /here/ and think holy mackerel if you're comfortable sharing something like that online what are the thoughts that you keep to yourself

>>69623985
>uses an example of a 2view to prove a point
>OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S A 2VIEW SHILLING THEMSELVES!!!! LOOK!!!!!!!!
actual alex jones making up conspiracies out of thin fucking air-tier. we're not called the most mentally ill fanbase for nothing i suppose

>>69624164
https://twitter.com/pickychannel
This you? Nice schedule

>>69624094
I share my worst thoughts here. Keeping them to myself only eats away at me

>>69624228
yep, that's me alright kek

call her "lazy" all you want, she works harder than you ever will, faggot.

>>69623985
>>69624228
You can't make this shit up, holy fuck
Imagine if these "women" streamed instead of shilling themselves and tearing better vtubers down on fucking 4chan all day, jesus

>>69624306
anon, she works a part time job where she just chats and plays video games while people throw money at her for no reason. what are you even talking about

>>69624359
your bait is no good here.

>>69624094
I think you have the impression that what people say /here/ is a filtered version of their original thoughts. The reality is that it's more like an exaggerated version of their brainworms and not at all close to their actual genuine thoughts.

>she's lazy because uhhhh
>she uses a schedule template, which is what she's always done and so does every other chuuba that makes schedules!
>uhhhh you should look at how this 2view who is not lazy (UNLIKE FALLENSHADOW) does it!
>no schedules visible on xer's twitter whatsoever
>last stream 22 days ago

>>69624389
>objective fact
>bait
literally mentally ill, My Guy.

>>69624421
>too retarded to use twitter's built in search function
ngmi. no wonder you need to be spoonfed everything. literally too low iq to do even the most basic reps

>>69624429
You stated no objective fact, you used jewish subversive linguistics to make her appear lazy and you failed. Go suck some more babycock rabbi.
Your bait is no good here, "my guy" (you are a faggot)

two views in the thread post your @'s I need some side hoes

>>69624499
you do realize your wife is jewish, correct? also, 20 hour weeks is part time in every part of the world (except for yours apparently)

>>69624429
leave and dont return nigger

>>69624552
She works harder than you ever will faggot, your bait is no good here. Kill yourself already.

>>69624094
The lack of filtering is the whole appeal of this format.

>>69624359
>>69624429
>>69624552
leave

>>69624648
>defaulting to URM UR STUPID LAWL KYS posts
i accept your concession. maybe read a book on logic before trying to out-argue me again moron

>>69624552
>What is behind the scenes work
She probably works 60-80 hours a week

i didn't even know she read replies to her comments

>>69624751
doing her copypaste schedules and sending emails to artists? phew, how does she manage

she works 150 hours a week you fucking disgusting antis

>>69624712
Get fucked nigger, I win.
Shondo works incredibly hard and countless hours (more than you could ever imagine)
You have no idea how to argue
You have no idea how to bait
You have no idea how to anti
You have no idea how to create a statement that makes any sense.

Congratulations you literal fucking retard, everyone is laughing at you, because you are a pathetic nigger. Congratulations indeed.

>most obvious gay and retarded bait in the world
>still takes it hook line and sinker
can a writerfag post a rape story or something please

I love my hard working wife

>>69624751
if you count watching movies for hours is working then im the most productive human alive

>>69624792
Only to artists anymore

find shnidoo rip clothes put pp in vageen wiggle shoot thick ropes she cry run away the end

giru on suicide watch tonight

>>69624404
half assed thoughts shit into the internet

>>69624964
she can be so autistic sometimes lol

>>69624964
>it's actually real
goddamn that's some funny shit

>>69624964
Shondo please I like Sho

>>69624964
i can only imagine what she says to him in the dms

>>69624094
sir this is the anonymous image boarding school, this is where i post the thoughts i do keep to myself
>>69624964
>file size

>draw my sexy husband
gives me a warm feeling in my chest

>>69625226
she's ruthless in dms she made me cry multiple times already :(

>>69624751
she knows her job is easy, she jokes about it on stream
>me when I have to wake up at 4pm to play video games for a living

>>69624751
exactly, its most likely 100+ hours/week if you incorporate all of her BTS efforts.
I love my hardworking wife.

shondo please no discord movie tonight please leave the other twilight movies for tomorrow im really tired and want to go to bed early tonight pls bby ;_;

>>69624964
baseg wifey, thank you

>>69625398
She said last night no movie tonight because she has to work on some stuff today

I need to get good at art and make an alt to post it. She interacts so much more with non husband artists

>>69625673
perfect thank you wifey <3

>>69625673
that's fair, gotta copypaste some schedules. takes long time

>>69625819
You need to stop doing that.

shondo in da klub tonight
she is having a really good time
/shon/ will fucking lose its mind
da klub just wants to see her
shake that

>>69625673
so, movies tonight then?

I liked the fact that she told everyone that we will be watching a movie. that was very kind of her

No matter how I come, you always have some kind of drama. And today I also realized that most of you are juvenile morons. I laughed so hard that I woke up the whole house. Thank you for remaining morons incapable of simple logic and common sense.

You remain the best part of her community. Shon-Shon is in our hearts, but you just fucking give me a reason to wake up every day.

>>69626071
cool blog
do you have a rss feed?

>>69626067 (me)
This sounds like an anti post sorry. I liked that she told us about the movie

>>69626071
eslchama pls

>>69626071
you might be a retarded person if you think spats like that are serious, but good to hear you're having so much fun at the expense of your own projection

>>69624964
ojisans..... how do we recover...

how I be lapping at Shondo's butthole
https://files.catbox.moe/0s5iu5.mp4

>>69626071
take your meds

>>69626071
thats nice indonesian shondo

I like the condescending ESL he's cute.

i just love her

The Shompy
https://files.catbox.moe/143mrf.mp4

Chinese water torturing Shodno

>>69627864
I’d prefer to waterboard her normally myself

>>69627944
that's for afterwards :)

is the new meta just to put lewds in the main tag

>>69628207
she appreciates tasteful lewds more than regular arts

>>69628419
well it's not immediately evident to people that everything short of sex should go on main still so she sees it

>>69628419
I wish she appreciated me.

>>69628207
It’s always been meta to draw tasteful ecchi, it can go in the main tag no matter how much nudity there is as long as there’s no genitalia

>>69628835
that's not that evident and ren was one of the only ones to even do that much for a long time and posted it to the lewd tag
she just happened to always see it because she followed him closely

I love Shondo’s ASMR sometimes I tingle all the way from the base of my head down to my buttcrack it’s awesome. And shivers too my body goes brrrrrrrr

>>69615610
>the goalposts have shifted from her not following drama to her just not participating in it

>>69629183
yes, and?

>>69629183
participating in it but only indirectly

>>69628419
since shaduoh tag was filled with seggs art and she stopped looking at it, the meta has become tasteful lewds which she still appreciates in the main tag

>>69629327
>she stopped looking at it
;)

>>69629183
drama's too good for business sister. she learned this after the "cancellation" arc.

>>69629183
she's manipulative and only wants certain people to know what she really thinks
is this seriously news to you?

>>69629327
she never looked at it, it was containment from the start and she said so

>>69629621
>shondo having secret opinions
>not simply her being a woman and believing different things on the fly

>>69629618
>>69629621
>>69629645
samefag

>>69629756
you got me

i love my out of shape immobile wife i want to just fold her up in a suitcase and carry her around town during summer and then let her out all stinky and sweaty (she fibs) later and lick her all over

>>69629828
you're silly anon Smile

Shondo you wouldn’t have tweaked your back bathing out son if you started deadlifting like I’ve been telling you to

spelling bee reps

>>69629645
>she never looked at it
just like she never comes here

>>69630141
>weighs less than 40kg
>woman
How muh can she deadlift theoretically?

>>69631204
2x body weight isnt unreasonable if youve trained for a little while

2x bodyweight is good for a woman, 3x is decent for a man

ohp maxing thinking about doing the dirty dancing thing with Shondo.

>>69632128
ohp is the manliest of the 4 main lifts
fuck bench press all my homies hate bench press

>>69631812
3x would be extremely good for someone who weighs 200

>>69629143
is this what asmr is to other people? I just enjoy listening to it but i've never felt this, i only feel this from hitman blood moneys soundtrack

>>69632208
t chestlet

>>69632247
This is true, the heavier you are the more impressive the multiplier is
The world record deadlift was only like 2.5x bodyweight
>>69632641
275 lbs x5 bench btw :^)

>she’s so small she can hide behind the waffles

>>69630804
there's at least anything she cares about to look at here

>>69632807
;)

>>69632623
nta, i used to get it a lot stronger, then as my mental health deteriorated that went away. i have to really try to relax and let loose with the right trigger to get them, you might be the same way
there was a point where i couldn't get them at all no matter what but i was less practiced/aware of my meta-cognition back then

bedge time

>>69633918
gn wifey I love you

>>69633981
Why would she sleep at this hour? It's only 2AM for her.

>>69624964
wifey I kneel

I'm feeling really down tonight and wish she could comfort me
Nothing to do with her just a bad week so far. Nights like tonight really test this whole thing for me, but I know I love her because I always make it through

>>69622280
Meh

just went from a pretty good high to a really low low i want to fucking die

>>69623699
I think they meant the "I'll do/be better", not exactly sure how it went

:)

its nice to know that shondo i hope you enjoy them

don't care lil nigga

you cant use that word youre white

she isn't /here/ btw she just reads youtube comments

>>69624164
>we're not called the most mentally ill fanbase for nothing i suppose
We get called that? That's cute
I don't go outside of /here/ so I wouldn't know

shadowmama found the archive

she just did the
>HUSBANDS IM MASTURBATING
right now

more lewd posts please

shondo... i feel like shit... i will write more in 2 weeks if all goes well... i'm sorry, the shock collar story is still in the works...
in the meantime i'll make more shitpost stories

You have to write your stories in the comment section of clips so shadowmama can read them to shondo

>>69639332
good idea

>>69639332
i dont think she has the presence of mind to order by newest

she realized her "artistic appreciation of porn" sounds bullshit so she has to say it's just icky words

>>69637144
Nade nade

>>69637921
Bipolar?

>>69639484
Write good enough stories to become top comment

>>69640346
no i achieved something and it put me in a really good mood, and minutes later i fucked up super hard and it killed my mood again

>>69640776
jeez, just chill out my guy.

>>69640776
Hope it gets better soon
Both your situation and mindset
(nonderogatory)

is she telling us to write stories where she's the one doing the violense? because now that i think about it there hasn't been much like that. i'll do it anyway

>>69640678
youtube is not ready for them

i love my pent up wife i would even let her (try) to beat me up. no cutting though she would have to wait until i was asleep like what i wrote last thread

I miss the writefag era of /shon/
It was chill

i cant write im esl :(

>>69641914
that one thread we had the other day was pretty nice. i enjoyed it.

I have such a great idea for fanart but I'm so mediocre to pull that off. How can I get better with very little effort? I'm lazy.

>>69642082
>i have an idea
>i'm lazy
either do nothing with your idea or skeb it

>>69642082
Just skeb it instead

I'm sorry

I'll do better

Me ~3 months ago:
>I will enjoy this cute vtuber responsibly, careful to not become like her regulars
Me now:
>I will respond to each of her tweets within 4s, and eat less delivery food so that I have more money to donate every month
The change just kinda crept up on me

I'm not sorry and I'll do worse

>>69642517
They grow up so fast

>>69642395
>>69642510
How I want to be
>>69642620
How I actually am

>>69642517
same with me, but instead of delivery food is just food in general

>>69642763
Good one shoomfie

I don't think I have anything to apologise for, but if someone points out something then I'll reflect on it and apologise

my skills are too low im going to skeb a shitpost

>>69643284
On second thought, fuck that. Everyone can kiss my ass, and I'm not apologizing for shit.

>>69643448
Apologize right now for swearing

>>69643448
Why are you larping as me

>>69642779
shogga, please buy food you need to eat

>>69643631
hes shondomaxxing

>>69643631
>>69643751
I figure he's the gallon-of-vodka shogga from the last thread

gotu

>>69644024
You did, fuck you anyways

I'm spiraling again. Idk what changed but I'm just refreshing everything in case I miss something. I was out of the habit for months but it's been getting worse

>>>/wsg/5453334
this gonna be me with my shondaki

I really like the idea of Shondo leaving bite marks all over my arms

>>69643842
I'm not him but I did drink a lot of vodka today. I mix a little bit of vodka with my coffee in the morning, with my tea in the afternoon and with my chocomilk now at night. And some shots randomly during the day. I've been relapsing really hard...

>>69644252
shondo turning red while you're having to explain to the neighbors that 'it was your dog', the dubious looks on their faces when you've said that to them like 20 times already and the excuse wore out after the 2nd time

>>69643842
No I eat enough and not fast food or junk.

>>69644294
You should be kind to and take care of yourself, shogga.
But if it helps you cope in the short term and isn't causing harm, then maybe it's not something to worry about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7DLD1tYOnw

>>69644415
Also, I don't drink it every day. Just somedays I'll kill a quarter of the bottle In an evening. I just end up with a buzz and no hangover. Going to cut back on it though I think.

>>69644409
Personally I would not lie to the neighbours because lying is bad so to avoid this I would recommend collaring your Shondo so it is technically true

>>69645800
im gonna have to skeb a shondo wearing an elizabethan collar now

>>69645907
Kek

>>69645907
kek

I love my wife unconditionally

I love my gold digger of a wife

I lvoe her. night nigth

I love shondo!

I love my wife conditionally

>>69649589
you can't just say that with no elaboration...

what did she say on discord i missed

she said that biggie was better than 2pac

>>69650459
nothing

clean your screen woman

>>69624964
I appreciate her putting a separator between husband and artist, especially since giru has lily as an oshi

how many times did she tab in and out while talking about cum and cock back in the day do you think?

i like the idea of her reading what i write and imagining it, thanks for this positive brainworm shondo even though you dont come here

>>69651742
btw why is the light on in her bedroom at this hour? aren't the critters asleep? is the rrat about her having moved to her own room actually true?

>>69652711
She would never fib.

>>69652711
She has a light bar above her monitor newchama

I want to stick my dick in that creature

more heartbeat asmr please shondo

I had nightmare

>>69653712
it's ok, don't be scared

>>69653712
good :)

>>69653712
i had a really weird dream last night, i dont remember the details but shondo did something bad and CF was laugthing at me
maybe i should stop with the vodka

I feel very bad for you that your brainworms have gotten so bad that even your unconscious mind is fixated on men, and retarded faggot men that got what they deserved and are gone (reincarnated), have you considered that you might just be gay?

>>69654265
If that's not a signal to turn your life around I don't know what is.

>>69652569
she "grew up" to reacting to sex words like a child rather than a teenager

if shondo doesn't talk about the situation with yuko tomorrow I'm going to be a little mad at her, she's still following yuko despite what she did to her audience

>>69654570
This is probably all she'll do
>>69615092

i want to ask shondo to hold hands with me, hesitant at first, she pulls her hand back when they first touch, but then we touch fingertips and she giggles, our hands entwine and she smiles at the moment, then i take a firm grip of them and start to push her lightly until her back touches the wall, she is more and more flustered and is trying to get free, i move in closer and put my knee between her legs and lean in to kiss her neck, her breathing getting rapid with panic, confusion and arousal. i move up to her face, our eyes interlocking for what seems like an hour before i lean back and let go, smiling at the thought of leaving her wanting more

I also crave the physical touch of a woman and consciously chose to have a vtuber as a love interest

Shondo sould have used the other version of the pic in the schedule

>>69654720
she in her totally drama avoidant way directly alluded to mikeneko's various yabs already

>>69654570
she supports it

>>69655130
so true shoomfie

>>69642779
based shogger stickmaxxing
assuming you're a fat fuck, long term fasting is unironically pretty healthy and safe unless you're a retard about it. Saves money and burns fat all at once!

>>69654779
>ask

>>69654779
This is pretty good, but i felt a bit gay reading it, might be over for me

>>69655130
Baseg

>talk about shondo following grackle 2 threads ago
>suddenly she follows more artists
she's so /here/

Right, surely that must be the answer

shes only here to read my posts not yours

>>69657136
That's not true i make great posts

she's here to make the abuse and rape posts because she wants to see if and shoggers will come to her defense and make her feel all warm and fuzzy inside

>>69657034
If she follows you it's the signal that you're a real husband and can start to dm her casually

>>69657540
no....

>>69652569
newknights will deny she is here after seeing this

>>69657540
I just dumped 2TB of my dick pics in her dms
I hope she rates it tomorrow

>>69652569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3RsJBhhswI&t=16s
me to shondo in dms

>>69657800
Kek

I would never DM shondo
Not that i don't want to, but that i would never do that to my shoggas
If she DM'd me out of nowhere I'd leak it(unless it was a business proposition or something)

>>69658001
I'm the opposite, she's sends me a lot of funny dms I want to share but I won't betray her trust

>>69658074
Both of our responses are just as bad or just as righteous

>>69658001
my arm doesnt bend that way giru

>>69658161
His drawings are really fucked up sometimes, i learned to laugh at them

>>69654779
i want to sleep with her while she wears oversized band shirts from my wardrobe

>>69658001
if shondo DMed me i would probably just assume i was being made the target of some sort of joke or trick

>>69632623
i just like the whispering and 'closeness', it loses me when its about playing with triggers or just rustling etc. shondo reading a book in bed or just talking into one ear/side for 10-20 minutes would be great but i get that for most they like what she does already. its honestly a putoff to me when she basically teleports from left to right

>>69658524
I feel the same way, the random noises feel like taking something comfy and intentionally making it worse.

i hope she makes the 'Satan reads you a bedtime story' joke video

Unfortunately, asmr, to me, is literally torture
I can not for the life of me enjoy it, even if it's shondo
I like when she whispers, but anything else and I'm close to shoving a pen in my ear

That tweet was shondos way of telling me to draw more fan art of her in lewd positions right?

>>69658895
You are a sick person, most likely a psychopath with an incredibly inflated ego?

>>69659037
Scared waht

>>69659037
The fuck you talking about?

she wants more writing so she can tab in and out of here while reading it

>>69658895
the only stereotypical asmr thing that got me so far was deep ear cleaning with the cotton ball thing, everything else was unattural sounding and kinda weird

>>69659073
>>69659090
I just wanted to know how this made you feel. Is there some kind of childhood trauma or do you feel bad about your ego and the way you perceive the world?

asmr is really effective on me and shondo's whole character and voice and everything she does works very well too, some of the best
there's a lot of typical asmr triggers that don't work so well for me but I can usually overlook them if they're not the focus of the entire video

bony yet comfortable lap pillow from shondo while she cleans your ears and fights off the intrusive thought to stab the bud into your eardrum

>>69659162
Thanks doc, I assure you I'm trauma-free and about as sane as a shogga can be.

imagine bring in a toxic and reciprocally abusive relationship with shondo. the shouting, the slapping, the sulking and gaslighting. having to make excuses to cashiers and other people locally about the cuts on your face and the bruises on hers, the bandaged arms and sunglasses in winter. overhearing gossip while eating a meal at a restaurant that the police said there was nothing they could do because neither party had ever made a complaint, the look of disgust when you make eye contact with them. you leave early without finishing your meals, both knowing what will happen later tonight

>>69659235
Just trust my wife. And also let her trust you so that it will be easier for her to fight. It's very simple, actually.
>>69659353
Then I'm happy for you. But your unnatural reaction tells a different story. You should probably consult a real doctor.
And everyone has mental traumas, it’s just that many do not want to notice them, especially because of their ego. Especially traumas from childhood.

>>69659162
I mean, i consider myself pretty goated
Weird thing to just say to someone, but it's fine

>>69659481
This makes me sad

>>69659627
why? its a happy marriage

Shondo is really quick witted and can come up with funny commentary on the spot very often
Pretty impressive given she's a woman

hear me out: bottled shondo drool

>>69659804
Not good enough, i want it fresh and all over my hands and face

oink

>>69659768
There's no arguing here. She shows very rare qualities for a woman, which makes me love and be proud of her even more.
>>69659481
Everything can be fixed.

>>69659872
Stop that immediately
HER NOSE IS THE CUTEST AND YOU KNOW THAT

shes also incredibly stupid and ignorant and has a lot of terrible media related opinions. i love her anyway because im sure she would say the same about me

>>69659942
everything about her is the cutest

last for shondo feets

Twilight is so fucking cringe(I'm less than 30 minutes in)
I wish i could laugh though the cringe like she can, jesus christ. I sometimes straight up pause and prune my face from the cringe
It's probably not that bad objectively, but i have a really tough time with cringe

>>69659866
i want her to drizzle it directly into my mouth while she sits on my chest and strokes my cheek and head

>>69659973
I know and i agree with you, shoomfie, but her snoot was the part of her specified
>>69660021
We're not even on page 10 esl-chama

shondo's coffee-drool...

>>69660024
the cinematography is pretty bland but honestly it wasnt that terrible of a film just because of the baseball scene. id say the start is certainly the worst and i would never consider watching it if i didnt have the shondo commentary track.
i really really hope she does a watchalong for The Thing (please @ shondo)

curling up in bed with shondo and drifting off to sleep to the sound of her breathing and the rampant hammering of her heartbeat

>>69660151
Naruhodo, guess I have something to look forward to now
Why is everything so blue though, looks like shit

>>69660024
Wait until you get to the second one. I just about died from cringe multiple times.

>>69660394
Owari da...

>>69624964
take the hint shoposter

last for shondo love forever

last for shondo feets part 2

>>69660855
I was the first one to notice it, >>69619961 here I was referencing her reply to giru
I want to manhandle sho and rape him in his mouth while playing with his longer strand of hair

Point is, sho is cute(not anywhere as cute as my wife shondo) and i want make a mess of him

>>69650206
I love her on the condition that she never transforms into the 44th president of the United States.

>>69661367
>44th president
shondo being obummer would be a big twist

she only mentioned sho in the giru reply because it gets brought up here in the ritual post

>>69661445
We need more Sho art just to read her cute jelly comments, her reaction to the Sho feet art had a bit of salt.

schlop schlop schlop

>>69661799
NOOOO
That is NOT what was happening

>>69661843
plap plap plap

>>69661799
lol. being with her cured me of finding the most low effort sex jokes funny but out of context visual gags still get me sometimes.

>>69661799
shondos lips greasy with salty popcorn butter on your knob...

>>69661880
NOOO
SadCat uuuu, no plap plap plap was committed anywhere during the marashon... No... Uuu
This can't be, you have to be kitten me...

Last for i love shondo hehehe

last for cute shota