/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You killed /pcg/

Which phase talent are (You) asking out at offkai anon?

Phasers are the best livers.

when will femichi poster and femgumi post their titties

Aw shit. Here we go again

>>69598724
SEXO

>>69598724
I choose deer ass

I thought it was finally over...

when is this offkai bullshit?

>>69598724
Hina is my chrustmas cake wife and I love her!

>>69598724
Dear Sexo

Hello I want to fatten Ember.

There was peace...and you HAD TO JUST BAKE

>>69598815
Vtuber expo

>>69598779
They're all working that day

>two breads
FAT FUCKS LOSE SOME WEIGHT

Goodnight hope thread-san gets better he has been feeling a little bit sick lately.

>>69598851

>>69598787
Reminder that femanon was revealed to be an edit and that women are disgusted by you and your hobbies and that "seething femanon" is a myth and has and always will just be another seething maleanon.

>>69598758
>leave for a couple of hours
>come back with thread almost at the edge
>make thread in a hurry
>previous thread has DED'd
I blame anon.

>>69598851
sex with deer sex with deer

I want to take ecstasy with Lumi and Runie.

>>69598841
I spelled christmas cake wrong now everyone is gonna think I'm some kind of retarded SEAnigger

>>69598851
ANON THINK OF THE ADS

>>69598815
at the end of may/start of june
why

>>69598867
Which has more unwashed masses, Offkai or Anime Expo?

>>69598841
>chrustmas

I miss you Lumi

>>69598851
WAO!!!

>>69598815
Groomcon is from May 31st to June 2nd. It's when all your oshis are going to get dicked by chads that go to cons to fuck vtubers.

>>69598851

>>69598851
this is a blue board

>>69598946
You oshi read what you wrote, and now all ger viewers are going to call her Crustmas Cake as well.

>>69599009
we've all seen the photos
none of those ugly niggas have ever had sex

>>69599059
>ger

My footfag runie wife

I went to bed, woke up and you fuckers are still smutposting?

I kneel

>>69599009
> chads that go to cons

>>69599057
The sweetest fruits are...
Forbidden.

>>69598904
>femanon was revealed to be an edit
The anti-Lumi poster was the lewd one.
Pro-Lumi poster wasn't lewd and not an edit.

describe this virtual vtuber in 3 words or less

>>69598779
I will sex phase friend miia her DFC will be mine

>>69599139
slut

>>69599139
my retarded wife

Someone needs to build Michiru a PC

>>69599009
I'm the Chad and I'm dicking down Hina, my wife

>>69599009
I haven't been to a con since 2016, wonder how vtubers changed the landscape

>>69599009
Do I want to dump $2K to travel out to this or no.... Hmmm.
Femanon, room with me.

>>69599139
trust

>>69599137
the brown femoid that only showed her face?
yeah that was an edit as well

[Michiru news] The cat ears are out

>>69599139
Most perfect woman

>>69599009
>>69598779
>implying vtubers who value their privacy would ever go to a vtuber convention
Very bad opsec.

>>69599216
This post is an edit. I can tell by the pixels.

>>69598724
These thread OPs are the best OPs. I love Iori and her fatass.

>>69599059
My influence will slowly seep in and she will fall in love with me before I kidnap her and reveal that I'm really a disgusting ojisan and it's too late then the stockholm syndrome kicks in and she falls completely in love with me and we have 25 children

>>69599265
Truth

>>69599254
>He doesn't know
Captcha
>0RGY8
You can't make this shit up kek

>>69599137
>lumi anti is a whore and a fruad
>lumi white knight is a cute femanon
it all makes sense now

>>69598779
I'm going to ask dizzy if I can marry ember and if she'll come be our side chick.

>>69599139
Lying grifter

>>69599254
Anon, the PC girls have visited their own booths in the past, Airi even wanted to leave a lipstick mark on her big stand, but they didn't let her

>>69599139
Sex
Sexo
Impregnate

>>69599205
i'll dump $3k to go and meet my oshi

>>69599139
Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>69599319
>Oh lemme just go to a convention of obsessed fans, what could go wrong?
Plus it'd be obvious if they were attending.

>9 hours till Pippa
oh thank fuck almost there

>>69598779
Femanon with the nipple piercings

>>69599365
Lumi claimed sakana banned her from going before

> I love blue woman
> YUU is blue
> I love her
Simple as that.

Pico skinwalking Pippa in Michi's stream

Does anyone have the "u tried" star image?
I would like to post it in my office.

>>69599365
Yeah when they had 50 subscribers maybe
But Phase is too big for that now.

>>69599409
Oh nononono gumikeks this is your Stacy?

>>69599444
Big mood.

>>69599137
it all fake >>69575178
I know backreading on /pcg/ is really hard now

>>69599024
Has Eimi posted any of these reaction images herself yet?

>>69599009
I regret not going to the smaller one they had before Offkai, down near Oceanside. If they ever go again I’m definitely headed there

>>69599409
Those are wife material traits and i'm tired of pretending they're not

>>69599450
Lumi claims a lot of things. Rarely are thry ever true.

MICHIRU FUCKING HATES GRAM-SAN

>>69599455
So if she wasn't blue would you love her?

phase girl with the easiest wrist to snap?

>>69599551
If she went I promise you I'd find her. She cannot escape my ears. She isn't going.

>>69599517
>can't even trust timestamped pictures anymore
Fucking grimdark.

>>69599424
>Plus it'd be obvious if they were attending.
Not really, the places are really crowded and if they want to get stuff from the artist booths they can have staff go pick it up for them, or they can just go "incognito".

night night everyone...

>>69599594
Pippa

>>69598779
She's not listed as a guest because we are spending all day playing find the teacup in the bedsheets

>>69599444
That one goes places.

Name literally ONE TIME lumi has lied
you can't

The titties were a lie.....

>>69599640
Nini Chinchilla

>>69599640
It's noon, why are you sleeping now?

>>69599601
She's going to Twitchcon, which has a significantly worse groomer and sexpest reputation than any vtuber con.

>>69599670
She lied when she said she won't be my wife

>>69599640

>>69599669
When she said she wanted to sing more.

>>69599355
Based. With the family pack you also get an overseas daughter that you have to go pick up from the Philippines.

Love you Pippa.

>>69599568
Fate wanted her to be blue but just in case

>>69599517
is the hairy pits girl also on /soc/

>>69599698
That's going to make it even easier when you know who the girls she'd be with like nekro flesh posts on twitter. She is so stupid.

>>69599594
Lumi

TRUE MICHI FACTS:
1. her computer has a HDD in it and hasn't been upgraded since she bought it
2. she plays in complete darkness and complains that the gaming mouse she bought is too bright and hurts her eyes
3. she bought her first chair in January 2024. before that, she was sitting on the floor or on a log cushion (pic related)

>>69599658
damn martin a actually hit that, good for him

>>69599794
It's safe to assume they all are at this point, even if we can't directly find the source

>>69599848
I love michi so much autism let me take care of her.

Pippa is using Natsumi as a vessel for Beatani's deceased soul. Progress is at 25%.

>>69599009
My oshi doesn’t go to cons.
I imagine it must suck if your oshi is Lia, Airi, Shiina, Uruka, Panko, Pippa, Hina, Ember, Dizzy, or Runie.
Consluts are gross.

Runie is the timestamp editor

>>69599848
this was michiru's chair for years

>wake up
>open Da Michi's youtube
>no need to check her non-existent schedule
Life is good

>>69599848
>she played upwards of 14 hours of ARK a day IN 2022 sitting on the floor
HOW

Wet, sloppy blowjobs from Runie using her whatever the hell she said.

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 43 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>69599907
You forgot Eimi.

I'm Michiru's new chair

Do you trust Lumi?

>>69599907
My oshi isn't a slut.
She is a high class escort.

>>69600045
I bet she talks to MEN!
Do not trust

My oshi? A virgin.
Your oshi? A well-used kleenex.

[Michi News] It's gambling time.

Wet, sloppy farts from Runie using her whatever the hell is back there.

>>69599978
I have yet to decide if I wanna go through the hell that is watching those vods... also fucking hell Pippa you could have playing ark with an autist forever.

>>69600045
Confirmed fancy dinner date with a male??

>>69599848
>she plays in complete darkness and complains that the gaming mouse she bought is too bright and hurts her eyes
literally me

>>69600045
Looks AI generated

>>69600107
Immediately after the spicy noodle stream

>>69599365
>Airi even wanted to leave a lipstick mark on her big stand
Yeah, she left a lipstick mark on my big cock instead.

>>69600045
I don't trust anything anymore.

>>69600045
bitch made that bowl in a college ceramics class or paid way too much for it

Okay niggers I give in. I'm going to watch Michirus stream. Japanese hikki neet gamer witch is too enticing.

>>69600126
>spoiler
Pippa is the queen of seethe.
>>69600045
That looks like the salad I had last week. Good taste.

>>69599848
Chances of Michiru's PC having a floppy drive?

>>69600107
Based fartchad we will take over this thread

>>69599848
Pic rel isn't a meme anymore
>2. she plays in complete darkness and complains that the gaming mouse she bought is too bright and hurts her eyes

Holy fuck. Is she the second-youngest member of PC or something? The last time I pulled off 12h gaming sessions with shitty ergonomics was back when I was 22. My eyes just die to a bright screen in a dim room now that I'm 30

Going to offkai as a vtuber must feel weird

>>69600045
looks very overpriced

>>69600135
Unlikely.
At this time of day she’s probably at some fancy overpriced modern lunch place near wherever the career workshop is taking place.

>>69600045
In times of low trust, only the lemon remains stalwart

>>69599009
I can imagine this guy thinks they stream from a cubicle at the con. They'll be busy after the event at my home.

>>69600217
Here you go if you want to get your toes wet first.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c541guCQcvQ

>>69600226
Aren't floppy disks still legally required for some document transfers in japan?

I bet Lumi eats lunch alone like a LOSER

I got Pippa the Ripper added to Pipkin Pippa's IMDB Page. AMA.

>>69599848
>>69600231
>she can never watch Pico's stream or she'll be permanently blinded

>>69600232
As a successful vtuber that is. I guess it depends on the person, because I'm sure some relish in the feelings of love from their fans, but others don't really care.

What is youtube saying about my choice in vtubers? Out of the 100 I follow it put these 5 above all.

>>69600296
Nah I'm just going to jump straight in and watch her stream.

>>69598656
she does not, her only flaw is apex addiction

>>69600242
Pippa is not so tasteless that she'd do a collab with her 2view cabal and name the stream "Project Phase Parlor"

>>69600045
my trust levels are almost depleted, i dont think i can last until monday

>>69600231
Download f.lux

>>69600346
>Yoki
I can never forgive her for the model change.

>>69600367
correct, it's going to be with the 1view males that made it

>>69600381
Why are your trust levels so low?

>>69600045
god just imagine how much weight she's gained so far probably eating takeout everyday
she's going to come back with a slight muffintop
the lardmi dream isn't dead yet

>>69600411
I like it better tbqh

>>69600298
yes

>>69599450
She's too paranoid to go either way.
>just look for the pretty blonde with long hair

>>69600045
>no everyday UUU posts for Lumi
Trust level reached the lowest level and never really recovered. Lumi will continue to bleed viewers to other girls.

Just woke up. What have I missed?

>>69600299
She’s just like me

>>69600421
because she's not here, i miss her

>>69600045
/pcg/ told me this girl was a staunch vegan.

>>69600469
everything is a lie

>>69600360
Mariya does collab with males. She did one a few weeks ago. She’s just smart enough to not do it on her own channel.

>>69600346
I think you are racist

>the girl she ridiculed is going to collab with her oshi on motherfucking palworld
Pippa welfare check??

https://twitter.com/Asmongold/status/1759768201322262982

>>69600045
Looks like a random assortment of raw ingredients. People pay for this?

>>69600514
How can I trust that you're telling the truth then?

It's 2 am on a Wednesday and Michi has been playing Rust for 7 and a half hours. Is this really a good way to bring in new viewers?

>>69600507
I don’t think anyone in /pcg/ has ever said Lumi was a vegan except you.

>>69600528
What lmao its bit like Nasa is there.

JSL gods, could you tell me how JPs are doing? What are they like in terms of personality?

>>69600507
nobody said that, we said she only eats salads, salads can have meat in them

>>69598904
>Reminder that femanon was revealed to be an edit and that [headcanon which does not follow from your first proposition]
femanon definitely posted those tits, even if they weren't hers

>>69600539
>the girl she ridiculed is going to collab with her oshi on motherfucking palworld
When did Pippa ever say something negative about Doki?

>>69599009
I'm only going to suck liker dick

>>69600539
>two literal who's playing FOTM trash
Phase Connect?

How do we fix Michirus new gambling addiction? At this rate she won't have enough money to afford meat and 62 more anman buns

>>69600539
>Asmon being a drama leech again
God I hope this stays as far away as possible.

>>69600598
Michi? sex
Nasa? sex
Iori? sex
memory? sex
Pico? blind
Loki? sex
(yuu)? sex
Clara? sex
any other question?

>>69600462
Hard to care about uuu shitposting when she takes a break every 2 months and half asses her streams when she is here.

>>69600517
Link? The posters on the v4m thread has psyop'd themselves if so because even they have claimed that she was unicorn friendly.

>>69600598
Clara is very fun

>>69600648
You don't this is a hilarious time line

>>69600654
>any other question?
Why is Pico blind?

R UUUUUUUUUUUUU
I MISS RUNIE

>>69600648
Tell her about the Phase Connect™ gacha boxes so she'll save her money all year for some fine quality new years gacha.

>>69600648
What is it with Japanese women and gambling

>>69599517
My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is forever ruined

>>69600648
what the fuck is an anman bun

>>69600681
It was posted in /corpo/ last week IIRC. Mariya showed up on another girl’s stream and played Apex with her and a male chuuba.

>>69600646
Yeah, mine

>>69600548
all you have to do is include some big words like antioxidants and superfood or even phytonutrients and health nuts will pay top dollar for it
>macrobiotic superfood salad loaded with omega 3 probiotics and totally gluten free
>TL: a bunch of lettuce and vegetables thrown in a bowl with some meat and a dressing we got at Walmart for 2 bucks

私はロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

>>69600764
gambling is mostly illegal there so they take the chance when they get it

I have a massive boner right now

watching Clara's vod from yesterdey and man she's making bank.
Look at the akas she's receiving, She's gonna be rich by the end of the year.

Huuuuuuh? What's wrong, anon? Are you getting mopey over that last stream-moo? Don't be such a faggot, there's always tomorrow's. Now get lost, Muyu has a shitpost to finish-moo.

Someone should remake this with Michi and instead of work is says Rust

>>69600045
No

Do you consider Lumi a lazy vtuber?
Do you think she half asses her streams?

>>69600707
The bunny looks vaguely displeased

>>69600762
WHERE IS MY BOX FISHFUCK?

>>69600598
just watch clara kyoudai she speaks in eigo a lot

>>69599949
sniff, imagine the smell

Yes
No

>>69600598
ロキ様のメインコンテンツはASMRとホラーゲーム
She's really funny and has great tangents as long as you can understand Japanese decently well

>>69600539
I'm starting to think Asmongold has no soul.

>>69600651
Asmongold is not just a leech he's the worst brand of blind simp who refuses to accept that women can do wrong
https://youtu.be/ugT5eLpuwMo

>>69600844
This poster is literally Muyu.

>>69600844
>i actually read this in her voice

>>69600226
>>69600298
>>69600443
the JP government recently phased them out

>>69600836
I don't understand why YouTube wouldn't fix this. That's $1. You can get a membership for 5 cents. I'm tempted to do that even though I've never spent money on YouTube

>>69600960
>starting
brother where have you been?

>ram a cookie woman's car
>call it small
>ask for her phone number

>>69600598
Kurara hagu

>>69600982
I work IT for glowies in the US. We still have some old documents on floppies.

>>69600809

Is this the cute ginger bread woman from yesterday? Michi got her number, she's so in.

>>69600886
True to life.

>>69601038

>>69600834
think about dizzy with her feet behind her head, giant veiny lopsided saggy tits giving way to that dumb face she makes
unwashed hairy stank puss and puckered asshole in full view
that'll kill your boner

Kanpainiki, do you usually work out before work or when you get home? I've been trying to get back into a routine but I'm gone like 9-8

Iori: neurotic deerotic
Michi: actually autistic
Nasa: gentle but also a little bit naughty

Memory: rushia if she wasn't evil
Loki: sexy wise lotion play aunt
Yuu: loud huge tits tomboy
Clara: airi but less naive
Pico: smart earnest girl

>>69600739
But we still have a stream tonight, anon.

>>69601117
Nta but it worked for me

>>69601057
It's a different one. She called Michiru cute on her stream after she walked away

My fellow white males, please stop trying to fuck asian women.

I think if you are not an asian, you shouldnt try to fuck or marry Nasa, Michiru, Iori, Uruka, Tenma, Lia, Shiina, Airi, Wemi, Hime, Erina, Dizzy, Ember, Jelly, Eimi, Muyu, Saya, Loki, Yuu, Memory, Pico and Clara.
As a white male, i think it would be nice if other white males would stop trying to fuck the asian talents and keep our bloodline clean, while also let our Asian brother have their chance as well.

We white males should only lust after Pippa, Lumi, Panko, Runie and Hina.

>>69600598
Pico: Anime otaku. Earth science otaku. Bubbly personality befitting of a small dog.
Yuu: Dorky fps player.
Memory: She tries very hard to be Rushia. I like her cooking streams. She will still you on Twitter if you put on her oshi mark.
Clara: Not Beryl. Sings very well. I don't watch her.
Loki: La creatividad of Phase Connect. Smart person. I like her singing it's pretty unique.

>>69600844
>Now get lost, Muyu has a shitpost to finish-moo.
She's probably said this before without a hint of irony.

>>69601095
Just teasing you.

>>69600778
I'll look for it but threads about her were claiming her to be unicorn friendly en masse this past valentines day so I am naturally a little sus of both her and you upon hearing this, I'll try digging to see if I can find it. If you remember any keywords from that thread I'd appreciate it

>>69601117
>that'll kill your boner
haha yeah totally did that haha

>>69601117
Why is dizzy so fucking gross man
Like COME ON DUDE

Michiru trading phone numbers... Our autistic witch is making friends. Reminds me of early Ars Almal.

>>69601194
Clara made it.

>>69601010
Michirus rizz is beyond our comprehension

>>69601194
Why do we only have one good option? us white bois need luv

Think if I brought like a full bouquet of red roses and a handwritten card in to offkai, they'd be able to get it to her for me?

>>69601161
>Memory: rushia if she wasn't evil
We don't know that yet.

I love this Panda

>>69601237
she just is, lest we forget the vomit chair

>>69601194
>clara
>asian

>>69601159
I'm not kanpainikki but I'm 文字
I get up and go in the morning/early afternoon depending on my work schedule. Have more energy that way as opposed to trying to lift after working for 8 hours, plus it's much easier to time your food intake that way.

>>69601010
Would this work in real life? I have a car I don't mind banging up a bit.

>>69601194
I'm a vtuber watcher, I'm not fucking anything, so I'm not even trying anymore.

>>69601194
I won't count Eimi as asian

>>69601194
>Panko
>White

>>69600576
she's a 3 view; when I started paying attention to her last year, her Elden Ring streams got 80 viewers and sometimes went as high as 120 on Twitch.

>>69600844
I HATE MUYU. SHE'S ALWAYS GOOFING OFF ON 4CHAN WHEN SHE SHOULD BE WORKING, AND BULLYING MOOJISANS.

I HATE MUU MUYU.

>>69601312
Clara is Japanese

>>69601177
It seems like the girls are making friends here, Michiru has the gingerbread girl that she's mare out with (twice) and Yuu and Loki spent some time with the oujo sama

>>69601194
I lust after 26 of the talents, sorry hombre.

>>69601312
come on bro, let her have this

>>69600987
and how are you going to do that when you don't have an ARS bank account

>>69601287
Anon Roses go bad in like 3 days.

What was wrong with Muyu's last stream?

>>69600576
Michi streams what she wants to when she wants, I'd much prefer her to be happy and have fun than to try and optimize viewership and be unhappy

Im just a silly little guy :(

>throw shit at someone
>call it a precious rare object

>>69601319
I'll try mornings then, do you use a preworkout?

>>69601287
probably not in a timely way if the flowers are real

>>69601194
Im asian and fuck off i will fuck this rabbit if its the last thing i will ever do

Give me your best panko smugs

>>69601398
So 2 of them don't do it for you? Which ones?

>>69601287
Do something other than roses. Bitches who do vtubing are basically just art hoes who like anime. Get them succulents they love those fucking things

>>69601469
Yeah, I'm still using C4 right now because I'm cheap and it's at Costco but there's much better alternatives out there. Depending on your goals you can either opt for one with fat burners or ones with creatine/muscle growth boosting ingredients.

>>69601486

>>69601194
Jokes on you, I'm trying to fuck asian women (male). Now bend over.

>>69601194
Hina is mine rest of yall can fight over the other white girls. Any niggers and swarthoids get nothing

>>69601347
Her first dark souls streams were still my favorite, but elden ring with the shitty auto tl was a fantastic time

>>69601473
Don't dilute our gene pool

>>69601486

>>69599139
My favourite tard

>>69599978
it's japan, sitting on the floor isn't that unusual it's just old

[michi news]
she wanted a cell phone but she gambled all her money away so she just went asking random people to buy it for her. someone bought it for her, and also gave her a poop wrapped in gift wrap.

after that, michiru was driving around town and coincidentally rear ended cookie woman (her neighbor) and michi called her car small, flirted and they tried to exchange phone numbers.

when she got home, michiru encountered a freshly spawned guy and gave him the poop and told him to keep it for good luck. he ran away screaming "I have michiru's poop" much to her displeasure.

How much longer until Airi starts fucking herself up with plastic surgery as is natural for old Koreans?

>>69601589
Golden week Michiru my beloved

>>69599139
Lemon
Stealing
Whore

>>69601695
>How much longer until Airi starts fucking herself
not soon enough

>>69601695
What makes you thin she hasn't already?

>>69601420
nigger, commercial flowers are sprayed with chemicals to last a week or more
The Netherlands exports a ton of flowers to the UK and other countries

>>69601212
Found it. Here you go anon.
>>68409161

Lumi's naively high expectations of gumis are offensive. It's over for us, how dare she question that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IXneTqSK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IXneTqSK0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1IXneTqSK0

I'm going to sex all the Asian talents

>>69599848
Michi...

>>69601695
You are too late

>>69601194
It's fine, i only want Lumi

>>69599139
Skinny blonde boobs

Years later I still can't understand how some people have yellow fever. Wanting to fuck Asians while not being one yourself is unnatural.

>>69601194
I will impregnate Shiina with my white babies and no force in heaven or earth can stop me

>>69600045
god i could go for some steak with lumi rn

>>69601194
I just want to marry and impregnate lumi

>>69601194
I'm Hime's st*pid white boy and we're going to Japan together next month

>>69601857

>>69601694
Sounds like a good day.

>>69600576
Look at her "Most popular" tab on her channel if you want an answer. Her endurance streams are some of her most popular.

>>69601857
WAO

>>69601694
Kek, how is she so brazen in games yet has crippling anxiety irl

>>69601857

Pussy do not be hitting fr I gotta try something different

>>69601852
Being single in your late 20s isn't natural either yet here we are. Arguing normalcy on a Vtuber board just outs you as a tourist.

>>69598904
WRONG
>>69562656

>>69601857
ADVERTISER-SAN GET DOWN

>>69601694
She's currently talking about another woman's "older sister voice". Michiru really is weak to a specific type...

pippa

>>69601929
Have you tried...crack?

>>69601857
Shiina is probably very anti-white tbqh

>>69601287
>anon shows up to meet his oshi
>big sign that says meet the Phase Connect Girls
>he hesitantly walks over, waiting in line with bated breath, everything behind large red curtains no doubt so people can't peer in
>finally it's his turn
>person at the entrance takes his gifts and thanks him saying he will make sure she sees them
>walk into the exhibit to finally meet her face to face
>it's just a hand
>with a monitor in front of it showing the vtuber model
>he confesses everything right there in the spot, telling her he'll be the most loyal most caring bf she'll ever have in her life
>there's a small pause
>followed by a thumbs up and a hand wave as if to say "that's nice, next"
>staff rush him out so the next person can come in
>as he's exiting he sees the rows of hands of multiple members with staff members standing nearby to make sure no one tries anything
>realizes it was all just a stunt. They had no intention of letting you actually meet them

>>69601694
>he ran away screaming "I have michiru's poop" much to her displeasure.
This gives me the same vibes as a dude buying used panties only to find out it was worn by a fat ojisan

offkai should be banned

>>69601931
I'm a filthy perverted 35 yo ojisan and I'm going to molest and impregnate a bunch of school girls on a train

>>69602016
And I'm a neo nazi but I've dated mostly non white women

>>69602016
>asian woman
>anti white
Very funny post

>>69601287
There was that one autist who asked Lumi to marry him. Very embarrassing.

>>69600929
Maybe

>>69600648
Gotta bet gotta bet gotta bet gotta bet

>>69601694
Please keep updating I can't watch everything hour and I don't know jp but man this is fascinating too me

>>69602016
Anti white Asian women always end up getting married to a white guy

>>69602016
sorry, but asian women cannot defeat my castizo cock
it cannot be done

>>69601931
Survivorship bias. It is very normal for those who don't breed.

>>69602072
I respect him for trying.
An exercise in futility, but he tried which is more than almost anyone here can say.

>>69602068
She is a retarded lefite so yeah.

>>69602109
>castizo
>white

>>69601747
if i understand correctly, some of gifts from offkai are still unsent or were only sent recently

>>69601971
What about her?
https://files.catbox.moe/tn2p3h.jpg

>Yuu tries to sneak up on Michiru
>Michiru pretending to be on the phone to ignore her
Holy shit kek

>>69602125
actions speak louder than words and she cannot hide from herself what she craves for (sexually)
she craves white cock btw

>>69602105
she's talking to Yuu now

>>69602072
Qrd?

>>69602125
>>69602016
Harine...

>>69601942
Very brown hands not the same color so it may be a femabon but that femanon never posted tits.

>>69602060
>white supremacist dating non white women
Why is this so common

>>69601929
Wait, you guys are getting laid?

>>69602157
I am as pale as Lia.
The amerindian genes only make me age better than you B)

>>69602219
white women don't like racists

>>69602219
Reminds them of the days where they owned other races.

>>69600775
traditional Japanese Uncrustable

>>69602182
Michiru is so funny. Her comedy transcends language barriers.

phase girl for this feel?

>>69602219
because most ideologues cannot help but be hypocrites when faced with a very complex world

>>69601159
Before with a gentle workout, but I have a little under desk cycle thingy which lets me keep moving at my desk

I just realized the reason Phase Connect can't have male members is because those male menheras would harass the managers

>>69602169
NICE!

Cool senpai Michiru gifting her phone to Yuu...

>>69602219

I will add brown to your oshis bloodline

Its funny how hard you guys boast about how asian women are unloyal, but when someone hints at the fact that some white women prefer africans, its racist and the coalburner should die. How is that any different? Asians for the asians and whites for whites. /pcg/ is an asian majority board, you cum skin crackers will never get an asian gf. Its histerical how funny that your worldview is as out of touch as you are described in strawman comics.

>>69602296
wemi
pippa

>>69602219
White people are a global minority? Harf to find them these days. I'm French and I work with 95% Asians and one other white guy.

>>69602330
what kind of brown?
what genetic boons do you have to offer to her bloodline?
what would you say are your genetic weak points?
do you work well with other people?

>>69602346
Preach bro I straight up wouldn't fuck white women they're disgusting as fuck

>>69602346
>histerical

>>69602346
>some white women prefer africans
wrong
everyone wants white men including white women
i WILL post statistics don't test me shlomo

>sudden rampant samefagging
Dire.

>>69602125
>lefite

>>69602398
>i WILL post statistics
dating sites are not the real world though

>>69602346
Your skin is poop colored LOL

this thread has become worse

>>69602219
White people will fuck anything that isn't their own.

Im a white woman and i prefer asian guys

>>69602305
More like they'd let it slip they're dating one of the talents, and everything would implode

>>69601194
Rie seemed to love larping as a white girl, so clearly I must pump her full of nördic DNA so she can become the white girl she was always meant to be.

>>69602169
We need more loli art of Pippa

>>69601857
WAO!!!

>>69602482
The one dating the talents? Me.

>>69602478
Hey Clara

>>69602460
Coni (brown) is for SEAchads only. If you are white or asian do NOT fantasize about sex with Coni (brown).

>>69602478
Ok Kurara

>>69602478
no you're not

>>69602219
Why would a white man avoid proving he's superior to a non-white woman?

>>69602398
he said SOME, not ALL
that being said >>69602435
no, even in "the real world" (which includes but is not limited to dating sites) most races prefer white people (even if some prefer it only after their own race, which is NOT the case for black men)

>>69602219
Because when you love white people your biggest enemy is white women lmao

>>69602215
>femabon
>>69602358
>Harf

>>69602478
Clara you're not white anymore you're fully Japanese.

>Michiru prank calling Nemuta, the girl whose car she rammed

>>69602169
why is the dong covered in ranch?

>>69602478
Clara stop drinking or doing drugs, you do not.

>>69602219
Its a meme.....