/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

QVC and truckin with the lady

Good morning lig I love my oshi!

>>69582884
Periwinkle mentioned

milking zuma's dragon cock

This bakery is good.

I miss feemsh

Anyone know what time the Nyanners Vei 3d stream is?

>>69582868
I like Anny because she does ntr content now.

>>69583012
she looks she's about to use me as a human dildo

Good morning

Grimmivt

>>69583117
CUUUTE
thank you for these

Pretty fox lady is live
https://www.twitch.tv/dyarikku

>>69583117
I would be a cum dump if I looked like this.

>>69583117
coqui drills are a good look

>>69583117
>>69583269
both of these pregnant, immediately

>>69583117
can you catbox this

buttslut time

>>69583514
YAY BUTTSLUT!

>>69583514
I thought she was a real gamer but then she got filtered by oblivion

https://play.afreecatv.com/gosegu2/255389138
duck live, no idea what she's up to

>>69583597
>[Gosegu] Developing AI Segu that will broadcast on my behalf
uhhhhh huh, bound to be a shit show

Straight up bussin'

>>69583070
in 5 or 6 hours apparently

What the fuck is mari playing?

>>69583659
looking forward to it

>>69583592
that's because Oblivion is trash, Morrowind is far superior

I don't know why I never gave Ecto a chance, she's pretty cute

Why are Mari's numbers so big lately

>>69583890
Because Tob died

>>69583757
I won't argue with your opinion that Morrowind is better, but oblivion is NOT trash.

>>69583890
I told my friends about her

>>69583890
A simple test is to play something Jewish related and see how the chat reacts. I suspect she has tapped into the chud farm from Pippa.

What is this face?

>>69583890
Shes a #1 award winning hot tub streamer. Why wouldn't she be popular?

Also jing and goose are signed up for woowakgood's next event which is a 99 person 3 team custom pubg best of 3
I think this is like the fourth event he's done since moving to afreeca to integrate the african/twitch vtubers, pretty neat

>>69584047
they still play pubg in Korea?

>>69584036
Foreigners like to manipulate images like this

>>69584104
unfortunately, but the ones I've seen do it mostly fuck around for giggles and it works fine as an event playground

Love my wolf wife

>>69583890
She has been streaming pretty consistently lately, and seems to been enjoying herself a lot more on stream. Tob being absent as the other anon said also helps.

>>69584128
What?

>>69583419
the posted pic has inpainting with changed prompts, i could post the original png though if you want

>>69584265
yes please

We got kino on the knife channel right now

>>69584104
pubg is still a fun game

>>69584334
here: https://files.catbox.moe/1gpkhl.png
it's using a slightly modified coqui lora: https://files.catbox.moe/udfhbd.safetensors

What kind of name is afreeca anyway? Does it mean something in Korean?

>it's some allahu akbar or some shit
>oh wait it's jewish
Kek based leaflit

>>69584520
no, they literally call it africa as there's no way to really distinguish i / ee
it's short for "any free broadcasting". it was one of the first live casting services around
also goose getting an easy $1k-ish dono

Oli Oli Oli
oi oi oi

>>69584552
sounds offensive, I am glad she has no viewers

"I ain't no expert but when the leaves turn purple we are talkin about some heavy duty stuff"-Todd

Hello, I like Numi.

>>69584468
thank you king

>>69584745
Worst whoreclan member

In another timeline Vei would have been the leader of the whoreclan

is yuy ever awake

is this build achievable natty?

>>69584732
NTA It was a light jab at the main perpetrators of the whole gaza conflict. They've been talking about racist weapons as well. "Yeah keep the racist dagger, racist sword, etc." Sounds pretty based to me.

>>69584883
skipped a day due to:
passed out due to fatigue
hit her head, had to go to hospital
she is extending the subathon to compensate

>>69584847
She's white. It would have been impossible.

>>69585022
Is Yuy a dork IRL?

>>69584646
$700-ish* dono, sorry, the star balloons still fuck me up since they're opposite twitch bits
10 balloons = $1 purchase, creator gets somewhere around 60-70% depending on their status
also the one thing afreeca's missing is a live vod or rewind feature, streamlink's also broken for me at the moment

>>69584933
Sure

>>69584933
SS + GOMAD
do your fahve by fahves

I love Kirsche!

>>69584819
false, if anything, she's the Michaels of the whoreclan.

>>69585233
I enjoyed her during the Mari collabs, but when I checked out her own stream chat seemed to just be /pol/ light, with the usual topics on timeloop. She herself seemed not too bad though.

>>69585233
her collab with PussyLickingLoli, BoyPisser and UglyBastard was kino
felt nostalgic with all the cunny/kani jokes

>>69585431
we have reached a point where I no longer believe these are made up

hot boob, i am hopeful

>>69585473
the chongus effect

Is Suko's manager a manager manager, or is he a manage her body type.

segubot cute

>>69585054
it's incredible she can survive on her tbdesu

>>69585696
a real manager she is pure virgin hymen pristine and intact, screams when she sees a penis

>>69585696
manager is always bf, a woman is not going to let a random man order her around

>>69585399
>when I checked out her own stream chat seemed to just be /pol/ light
Yeah, that's why I love her. I play vidya and put her stream on so I can hear an anime woman ramble on about conservative/libertarian stuff that I agree with. It's kino.

>>69584367
>Painting inspired by Franklin Roosevelt's Four Freedoms speech
>Freedom of Speech and Worship
>still around
>Freedom from Want (poverty) and Fear (military buildup)
OH SO THIS SOME KINDA COMMIE PAINTING

>>69584367
Isn't that the guy from Psycho

>>69586181
Sexyna Sexzar the SEXPIRE.

>>69583890
Batsards are starving they seek shelter wherever it may be

>>69586181
Smelly boyfriend haver

mari's gonna go have sex for a week

>>69586474
yeah, with me (and four of my friends)

>>69586490
you and all 4 of those friends?
me.

>>69585808
>conservative
NTA but
She's unironically the furthest away from being a conservative. She is incredibly pro abortion, and has expressed support for LGBT. She's just critical of every political propaganda and have criticized conservatives too, especially the ones against anime.

>>69584847
i prefer this timeline

>>69585808
>he thought she was agreeing with him
media literacy remains at an all time low

just double checked, I don't fit in a toilet paper roll

>>69586609
>pro-abortion
cringe, but there are libertarians that have that position too. I can get it, even if I disagree (alot).
>support for LGBT
She hates tranny grooming and other leftist culture war nonsense, so I don't think her "support" is anything more than the standard modern tolerance for them existing. I like her.

>>69584933
what is this, r/GirlsShapedLikeMewtwo?

>>69586732
i think it's incredibly funny that you're so desperate that you come here to defend yourself, but i would prefer you go back

>>69585233
Spicy cat love!

Hey, what is up besties? In around less than 4 days Snuffy will be having her 27th Birthday. Come hell or high water we'll throw the wildest party we can for our Raccoon. Any help with editing is greatly appreciated.

Also, remember bonus points for using multiple shades of Snuffy's favourite colour blue for your tiles. Let's get stuck in:

Snuffy's friends:
> Shinect, Roen, Techy, Laimu, Meat, Coqui, Haruka, original Vshojo members, and just about every soul under the sun exposed to her infectious positivity.

Snuffy's interests:
> Cartoons (Moomins, The Magic School Bus, Horseland, Bluey, Adventure Time), card collecting, vidya (The Red Dead series, Roblox, Neo Pets), MMOs (FF14 atm), being silly in VR, roleplaying (digital and table top), music (The Gorillas is her favourite band), drawing, truckin', sumo, ponies of the technicolour variety, Warrior Cats, Pokemon and creating an extensive wardrobe of models for herself.

Snuffy's favourite foods:
> Vegan, mushrooms, has admitted to being a bit of a cheese and wine snob, likes drinking beer during sleam, usually orders food due to poor sleep schedule.

Thank you for your time fellas. Let's make it RADICAL for the sexy, yet wholesome Trash Panda. Please keep submissions relatively SFW, multiple are welcome to play catch up.

>>69586733
goodra lookin ass maybe

>>69586694
proof?

>>69586795
>original Vshojo members
lmao

>>69586732
She has expressed massive distaste for religion as well, as well as the rich exploiting the vulnerable. Her opinions are probably very similar to Mint's. Her political stuff is only entertaining simply because she makes fun of astro turfing propagandist retards in politics, basically like bullying the disabled but it's morally correct.

>>69587045
Don't talk to it like it's people, please

>>69586732
hopefully she can distance herself from the tolerance mentality, she's already doing bits on the MAPs.

>>69587245
go back

Goodnight blokes. I wish for all these ladies to be happy. Lastly; may everyone and everything be truly RADICAL.

>>69587245
being tolerant of gays and dykes is not nearly the same thing as being a pedophile enabler

>>69582919
I love that crinkle kitten.

>>69587338
Have a good night

God I really want to cum inside Shyrei (Squchan)

>>69587560
she has a nice rear!

whoreclan now use "clungy wungy"

ow my skin

>>69587651
Yeah, I am pretty sure I only heard Numi say that once, when talking about Tricky.

>>69587651
>>69587722
Numi is pretty good at being cringe.

>>69587353
with how the pride parades are going and gay sex education in schools, it's really the same thing these days
the fact that no one bats an eye and voted for a minor sniffer as the POTUS really says a lot

>>69587722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtRLEQq7Owo&t=295s

>>69587760
go back

>>69587775
will Numi ever get her crumb of pussy?

>>69587775
Yeah, It is just those two being foul exceptionally foul.
Tricky switches form being loveable and wholesome, to being an abominable gutter whore. She has mood swings.

you can tell things are going real well when they have to come to the vtuber board to whine about how everyone hates them

>>69587856
vtubers?

>>69587872
Yes, I would like you to start talking about them instead of your retarded off-topic bullshit

>>69587893
I am talking about them though?

>>69587921
No you aren't, you whiny retard
<- this is a vtuber

>>69587855
It was one, now two, ignoring that it probably came from Lucy banning it on her stream, which came from her being /here/ basically, I imagine they have all used it now privately. I don't really understand why you want to argue that they don't use the word.

>>69587952
Numi is a vtuber.

>>69587872

>>69583117
Cute Coq, anon.

>>69587967
Great, post her ass then instead of your usual nonsense

>>69587979
tabs

>>69587996
wdym?

>>69587961
I don't give a fuck about what they do in their spare time. When they are on the clock, they better not spread that foul shit.
Lucy is based for banning that word.

>>69587979
>>69588014
Wrong thread Lumi...

Oh look, the lemon is visiting again!

love it when the culprits decide to reveal themselves and it's absolutely no surprise whatsoever

>>69588025
i guess you're just playing the retard to be ebin, very cool

>>69587872

>>69588025
>on the clock
you think you are their boss or something lol

>>69588169
Cute owl, but wrong thread...

>>69588204
we can have a little tabs, as a treat

>>69583890
Tob doesn’t stream anymore and she’s the closest thing us batsards have.

>>69588187
Grimmi save me
Grimmi
only your nooodle-armed embrace can cure what's wrong with me

>>69588229
Yes

>>69588083
fuck off

>>69588257
Mumei should just fuck Bae already.

>>69588150
you've gotta be the most unpleasant person in these threads, do you ever experience joy outside of causing pain?

>>69588393
shut up bitch

Bunny cunny

>>69588450
fuck off already sperg

>>69588242

>>69588450
Don't squib on me please...

oh look, the free (You) generator is awake

>>69588180
Nope, but if they casually throw around words like clunge, their reputation will take a hit. Nephy can get away with anything.

Numi however is suppesed to be an awkward femcel. It is her whole brand.
If she speaks like a common harlot, the Noombas will find out about her real self.
And Noombas are absolute savages.
Can't have that.

>>69588530
stop replying to your own bait

>>69588517
>>69588563
you have no foreskin

Why thread bad?
>>69588563
Stop being schizophrenic.

>>69588450
Keep squibbing on me please

>>69588538
I don't think common harlots use the word clunge. I don't think anyone does except for insane people.

>>69588593
stop spamming replies to your own bait sperg

I LOVE VEENER

7 days...

>>69588599
I have literally never heard that word before, except for vtubers and that one Grimmi enjoyer.

>>69588618
show me ViennaMyLove445

the hard times are only just getting started

>>69588618
Too bad she does not stream.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>69588700
What's she looking at?

>>69588618
Does Vienna still have that fat orange cat or did it die from being fat

postironic kayfabe whoredom is so 2022
we need a new indie meta

>>69588700
I just want Moff to live a peaceful and happy life.
Not gonna happen if she wont move away from LA though.

>>69588760
LA is going to be the safest place in north america in a few decades

>>69588797
Bruv, literally every time Moff leaves the house, some fuckboy tries to harass her.

>>69588845
Things will get worse

>>69588868
Moff should just move to a quiet place in Yurop and stream early in the mornings.

>>69588944
new zealand imho

>>69588797
after the biblical flood, you mean?

>>69588965
That sound nice too.
At any rate, the amount of scary shit that happens to her is ridiculous

>>69588975
oh look, the cause of the hard times is here

>>69584713
No stream…

>>69588700
lay off the viagra then if you have a problem with it

>>69589047
Are those TV commercials about the generic kind actually legit? Asking for a friend.

mogu mogu magic cunny

wayu weam

pinning Beri down and fucking her tits, covering her face in cum, and making her suck me clean

>>69589121
this sea creature is TOO erotic...

>>69588760
>>69588797
She’s nowhere near LA, shes from Northern California, but I guess I shouldnt expect EU anons to have any idea about that

>>69589140
Most delicious thing in existence

https://files.catbox.moe/2rj5n8.mp4
that is all

>>69589398
imagine the smell

>>69589398
did she just shart?

>>69589398
pink shat...

>>69589232
Beri will impregnate your boywomb

Gentlemen, I am here to announce that Dya Rikku should let me suck on her black shiny latex titty

>>69589466
she wont get the chance when she wakes up tied down

>>69588797
That would require the complete eradcation of blacks (based)

>>69589530
The Whore Clan is too strong for me bros...

>>69589530
I like how their chest proportions are inverse.

I love my wife

if you really cant help post shit like that can you please do it in your containment board and not here, thanks

>>69589530
it would make your oshi very sad to take away her preferred partners

>>69589574
*sniff*
smells like hapa in here all of the sudden, odd...

>>69589575
you let this happen when you didn't stop freak and pyon from actively raiding the thread
now deal with it

>>69589500
nuh uh

>>69589624
Don't you start now too, weirdo

>>69589662
he literally can't help himself

>>69589662
retard thinks he's subtle lol

>>69589645
uh, yeah. her Holes will be up on display for all to see and use afterwards, dont you worry, youll get a turn

>>69589687
You are the guy posting the off topic racist stuff so you can then pretend to be outraged and blame rabbit vtuber posters. You have successfully caused me to believe a rrat.

buhh

>>69589714
uhhh no she will escape and then hit you with a chair and tie you up instead. you are getting PEGGED mister and you WILL enjoy it

>retards start regurgitating the exact same garbage that two chuubas that started being shilled here at the same time believe in
>n-no that is CLEARLY completely unrelated stop being schizo

>>69589778

>>69589778
Can you please stop behaving like an insane person

>>69589453
Its a pretty wet sounding fart, so maybe

>>69589773
Beri wouldnt peg, shed make another man join in so she can watch, but unfortunately with her tits and ass hanging out, i dont think anyone will be listening to her

>>69589804
he can't he's unironically severely mentally ill
he doesn't watch chuubas, he just spends his entire day in this thread, throwing a tantrum whenever a cartoon he doesn't like is posted, talked about, or replied to

>>69589804
why don't you go ahead and do that first? you seemed pretty comfortable up there posting your off topic drivel

helo?

>>69588684
There you go
>>69588738
You get his description out of your whore mouth

>>69589844
this, but Grimmi

>>69589890
Show me 437 now.

>>69589879
I am just trying to do what I have done since I first wiggled out of Onolumi's youtube stream to find a place where I could talk about the rarely-streaming Moth Woman, Juniper Actias, which is is to post about fucking VTUBERS. I don't know what the FUCK you're doing sir, or madam, but it is NOT THAT

>>69589879
Anon has screaming at the voices ever actually made them stop?

>>69589770
Buhh...

>>69589886
Hello.

>>69589824
i guess that's what clauvio is for

>>69589890
sex

>>69589915
very ironic post

>>69589886
hello whore. how's your mental today?

>>69589977
No it's not! There is no irony here! You are acting nuttier than the people you claim to hate here by a WIDE margin dog

>>69588618
https://www.op.gg/summoners/na/cosmic%20dragussy-star
And Veener loves league, sorry buddy

>>69589913
ok

>>69583678
fat vei LOVE

>>69589890
So is little guy dead or is he still fat

>>69589162
She's still streaming???

>>69589944
b...b...buhh?

>>69589993
keep the ironic posts coming my dude you're doing a great job

>>69589995
>diamond 1
AHHHHHH I'M LOWER ELO THAN HER KILL ME!
>>69589998
And for the last one.... number 100.

>>69590070
See you next time you decide to briefly become lucid enough to entertain the notion of complex thought

>>69589886
Hey dude, how you doing?

>>69589770
Buuuh buh buuh

>>69590088
he's a schizo, that is literally never going to happen
just ignore him

>>69590060
>>69590096
BUHH

Don't mind me

>>69590133
I mind you.

>>69590096
>>69590130
lubbah

I’ve noticed a decline in the ‘clunge’ posters and grimmi concernfagging since her boyfriend yab, this brings me great satisfaction

>>69590076

>>69590186
There was no yab and- hold on, the grimmi anti showing up, now, randomly, all the sudden? What are the odds

>>69590133
I have very sexual thoughts about Anny's chibi every day

>>69590186
>boyfriend yab
That wasn't a yab though?

>>69589886

>>69590284
At this point, chibi anny and lil fil need to be in witness protection

RAKASTAN LOOMIA JA HALUAN MENNÄ NAIMISIIN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, PERUSTAA PERHEEN TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, JA KASVATTAA AINAKIN 43 LASTA TÄMÄN DORKAN KANSSA, LAPSIA JOTKA PERIVÄT PARHAAT PIIRTEEMME JA OMINAISUUTEMME, MUTTA JOTKA OVAT MYÖS YHTÄ AUTISTISIA SUOMALAISIA KUIN HEIDÄN KAUNIS DORKA ÄITI

>>69589952
hello
>>69589989
>>69590087
Actually I think I'm doing pretty well, it's nice.

post okayu

>>69590374
cute loomi

>>69272204
Funny story there, 2 years ago she was a /wvt/ selfposter for like a week before someone gave her a cum tribute and then she left permanently

>>69590425

>>69590376
That's great to hear. Last feemsh stream was pretty comfy. I like how she thinks about stuff concerning /here/, like not taking stuff from here too serious. You got a nice oshi there

>>69590462
stop trying to rewrite history beri

>>69590376
>feemsch misser having a good day
Something about this feels wrong. What's going to happen today?

>>69590151
NOOOO

Why is bao so horny?

>>69590564
I bet you SMELL!

>>69590589
she's goonmaxxed and gobpilled

>>69590462
Beri anons love you here you don't have to come up with these silly scenarios

>>69590589
I remember beginning Bao, she was so sweet... then she got corrupted by hanging out with the Numi and Yuzu. Or maybe she was always repressed and they just brought out her true self?

>>69590486
Its true, I was the tribute

>>69590462
why are you replying to a post from 4 days ago, beri?

>>69590589
https://youtu.be/N4z-9P2Hc-Q?si=rJJgQ2Uni6o72G8n

>>69590698
being a coomer sells better on Twitch. Bao was always a degenerate who wants to be gangbanged by 10 werewolves though.

>>69590698
her cracks started to show when she went on domo's stream

going like "He who controls the present controls the past..." but in reference to someone coming here to try to convince people beribug shitposted here until she was scared off by guys throwing ropes

>>69590749
unhinged bao laugh my beloved

>>69590595
I have you know that I shower and use cologne. So I DO smell, but I smell GOOD

>>69590860
What even is annybro smell

Thinking of Rainhoe’s heavy hangers, thick thighs, and huge shits

>schedule
4pm squ
4pm oli (has to see hr so might not have time to stream?)
6pm lucy shirt debut and bloodborn
7pm nina catchup
? inis wants to but throat hurts


off: saru, shondo, soya, tanya usualy but maybe since she canceled yesterday

>>69586181
My Oshi is so pretty

>>69590988
>Oli (Has to see HR)
I sense a disturbance in the force...

>>69590542
9/11 2nd Edition

Anyone got a nice picture of Baos head from the side?
I need it for pic related.

I presented my ronin sword to my new oshi shortly after the last one announced her graduation. It was accepted and I became a member of her house. Then the other one cancelled her graduation and my position in the Shogunate has been thrown into uncertainty and chaos.

>>69591044
here's a good one I found recently

>oli: do you think it would be posible if I leave my apartment and then one of you come over to fix my PC? Wait.. Nooo then you'll know where I live so that won't work. You'll know where I live even if I'm not there... What if we blindfold you before taking you to my apartment?
Oli getting very close to kidnapping chatters

>>69590988
Lina will start streaming in about 4 minutes.

>>69591051
>presenting your sword this quickly after becoming a ronin
SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

Olivia Monroe operated Black Site full of trembling, terrified losers and fat men convinced they're about to be fucking executed by the cartel

IT IS TIME TO COME!
https://twitch.tv/nekrolina

>>69590749
>>69590779
>>69590780
>ywn be the goon-couch at Numi's house that Bao has flicked the bean on
AHHHHHHHHHHH

Are (You) compatible with you oshi?

>>69590956
Fox with a hint of cum

>>69591477
No...

>>69591477
It's why I don't have one

>>69588187

>>69591403
Dude, I just want to know what couch it is.
It sounds comfy as fuck.

>>69591477
she isnt replying to my DMs so...

>>69582789
wtf is that?? lmao bao is so funny ahahahh lol

Hope my Oshi is doing ok today

>>69591627
Maybe don't send Shonshon multi-paragraph vignettes about you abducting her, choking her into submission, binding her in a cage she can't escape, etc

Is "desperate housewifes" the game actually good?

Do you think a lot of anons are undiagnosed BPD and their oshi is just a stand in for a "favorite person"?

>>69591672
does she not want that

>>69591766
dunno about bpd buhht there is a LOT of undiagnosed mental illness in here

womp womp

>>69591810
People sending her stuff like that is probably why she isn't getting to your dms ultra fast

>>69591477
She'll direct reply to stuff I say in the discord and on socials so I think we get along at the very least on a casual level

>>69591298
darn I just woke up and have something to take care of real quick before I can watch

>>69591610
wish I could find a transparent version of this in good quality

>>69591869

She will literally play "cuckold simulator".
You better hurry up.

Nekrolina put a curse on my dick and now I can't cum without her

>>69591946
Lina streams?
Massive broner.
simple as

>play pirated games on stream
based

lina not knowing how to mount a virtual drive with an iso....
a true zoomer

>>69591661
I hope your oshi gets a salami coated with gravy up her butt

I would like to drink nekrolina's undead cat milk

>>69592081
Why so mean?
>>69592118
What about her pee?

>>69592139
tabs

You guys are actually DMing your oshi? That's weird. You're weird.

>>69592078
I'm surprised she was able to use daemon tools successfully at all

>>69592171
He said he would drink Lina's milk, so I wanted to know if he'd drink her pee too. That's the only relevant picture I had of her pee.

>>69592184
Sometimes some people have real reasons to talk to them

>>69592139
Kaneko Lumi owns my cock

>>69592139
>>69592208
I could probably drink her pee if we were in a long term relationship.

I like shira sneezes

>>69592139
I'm not mean. Her butthole belongs to me. I will play with her butthole for eternity in Hell.

>>69592184
I send her images of my small pp and she always gets a cackle out off it and asks for more

I can't make clips anymore.
Please don't tell me that there is a limit.

>>69592310
you can just use the vod linked with time stamps

>>69592310
I don't think there is a limit

>>69592310
Streamers can make certain streams unclippable, or choose to limit who can clip by how long you've been following or sub status.

>>69592310
ffmpeg + ytdlp just werks

Hey that lucy oiler that got banned migrated to lina

I can fix your baby fever Lina...

https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageColdGooseNononoCat-PLfxxLQ6_JWjt8o8

thanks Anons but swapping to chrome solved it

>>69592559
https://clips.twitch.tv/EnergeticAbrasiveUdonDatBoi-4htLbQY0iB1xhkoX

best mom

recreating "fan art" on stream

>>69592545
Who?

My yfu and her exposed steamy pits...

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>>69591672
>at the movies alone, me typical brit bong serial killer
>see shonshon, _ideal victim_.tm, wait outside with my van
>hey kid, want some free ca- wait what the heck *she jumps in the van without questioning*
>humph where's the candy mister?
>uh at my house... looks like I won't need this chloroform so I put it away (did she just say "aww man, was looking forward to that..." under her breath? uh whatever
>drive to the abandoned flat where I bury my victims
>this girl is giving me the creeps. she keeps eyeing my knife in between the seats, but not with fear in her eyes more like, hunger?
>here's the place. I got candy uh in the basement.
>aren't you gonna drag me in? humph
>after you? I open the door. she looks disappointed as she walks in
>walk her to the basement. this is too easy, something doesn't feel right. keep glancing over my shoulder
>inside the basement there isn't any candy, in fact it's full of rusty metal torture devices crudely manufactured from whatever I could steal from B&Q, and a large metal cage. the cage has dried blood caked onto the floor
>she's just standing there. usually I'm knocking them unconscious at this point. she's looking at me expectedly
>uhh you know what? I don't have any candy. uh. you can go. yeah, you're free to go. gestures to the stairs
>she frowns
>I don't know what to do. um or here? I open the cage door. she looks at me again, like she's a little disappointed, but she gets in. I lock it.
>huh. I think I'll leave now. this girl freaks me out. I run back up the stairs, back to my van. sitting with my hands on the wheel. think I might leave town, put this serial killer nonsense behind me, get a quiet job and settle down.

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>>69592586
women's reactions to babies are the weirdest thing, back in highschool a teacher in maternity leave visited with her kid and all the girls immediately got up and mobbed her

>>69593028
>when the potion is full of YFU sweat

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