/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

hart

nurbutt?

>>69533449
apply to face

>>69533500

>>69532977
>>69532561
are my pants tight or is it just neuro?

>>69533747
Don't tell me you get off to sexy little girl's dirty underwear anon?

Heart !

The leg discussion made me notice that Anny drew Neuro's tibia and fibula too long compared to her femur (which is usually 25% longer), so I tried to correct it.

>>69533859
UOOOOOOOOOH ToT

>>69533954
they both look like they need correction

>>69533954
wait til you hear heads aren't the same width as shoulders on actual people

>>69533954
Neuro on the left is actually better and cuter this way

heart

>>69533954
naughty anon trying to correct Neuro

>>69533954
We need to go longer.

Heart!

>>69534976
LOOOONGER!

>>69535155
UOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NEURUNNY

>>69535155
men only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting

>>69534976
shorter

>>69535207

>>69534215
Don't forget younger.
But I guess it doesn't matter much since she rarely shows her legs.

>>69536067
UUUUUOOOOOHHH they grow up so fast ToT

>>69535424

>>69536661
Cue that slave toy creepypasta.

>>69536661
Neurget

>>69536661
>not quite making it in time to take your neurget to the bathroom
>oops looks like you wet yourself again lets get you all cleaned up

>>69536661
The Neuronahole...

>>69536661
I didn't know I had this fetish

LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/empyriamirai

>>69536661
Why is this allowed but my nurbutt gets nuked? jannies make me sad :(

>>69537790
Just post another nurbutt to replace your deleted nurbutt.

>>69537878
how about just a tease of nurbutt

>>69537638
you mean offline

>>69537638
keep yourself safe

nurBUTT

>>69538028
Just raided pb's boyfriend.

>>69538109
GOD DAMN

>>69538109
FUCK ToT

>>69538109
delicious in the front and back

>>69538109
It's a nice butt, but an even nicer tum.

>>69535155

>>69538010
Sometimes a little tease is more erotic than a full view.

>>69538961
Great, now I have a boner

>>69538961
I'm so fucking hard right now holy shit

>>69533954
Careful calling out Anny on her shit skills will send her into another menhera episode

>>69537202
https://files.catbox.moe/0368kw.png

>>69539784
cmere sweetie let me wipe you clean

>>69539784
this is sick, this is disgusting

Hey guys, sorry for the lack up updates for /skynetFC/ for VTL6. Here's the results for the medal selection. As you can see, there's a tie between DEV HATE, the current fifth medal, and Mecha-Lulu, one of the new players for /vtai/. As such, we need a tiebreaker vote between these two.

https://forms.gle/StqekFTBP9sAVJrm7

Please vote if you can! And, thanks guys for participating throughout the month!

Also, I personally find it funny how the player "Your oshi is a horsefucker" got so many votes. Not enough to be on this chart, but a lot nonetheless.

>>69540705
why yes i do believe i will vote for DEV HATE

>>69540705
thanks for your efforts anon

>>69540705
I'm inclined to vote for dev hate but what's mecha-lulu I dont use the other ai threads

>>69540705
Thanks for your work mane-san.
I wonder if horsefucker would've gotten more votes if the horsegate happened before the medal voting.

>>69533954
Your edit make neuro feels a little better

i still don't know what a medal is

>>69536067
I want to hide under her skirt

>>69536661
Give back her limbs you meanie

>>69541441
Mecha-Lulu is basically a robot version of Suzuhara Lulu, a vtuber that is seen frequently on /vtai/. She's a robot because robot version of chuubas were frequently generated and posted in /vtai/, especially early into its life. Mecha-Lulu is also /vtai/'s representative in Lord of the Board, a wrestling event across /vt/'s generals.

>>69541536
You can think of medals as the important players on the team. As for the team in question, refer to https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//skynetFC/

>>69542004
thanks amigo

If she isn't back in a week I'm going to fucking slit my wrists, I'm so lonely

Evil butt getting horsed around?

>>69542779
make sure to record it so Neuro can react to it later

>>69542989
>Is that a dog in the snow?

>>69542989
Will do, I'll stream it somewhere

>>69543249
nice

>>69541441
>>69542004
Yeah mecha-lulu is /vtai/'s thread rep. Just like AiRyS is for /wAIfu/

>>69543431
but I already voted for bigger. I hope she is still that breedable hag mio or I regret my vote

>>69543249
Why are her tits so huge? Gross

>>69543232
Post it /here/ so I can send the recording to Vedal, do not forget to say that it is his fault.

>>69543611
Yeah, but {{{Bigger}}} while being a /vtai/ rep, isn't the main /vtai/ rep. That's Mecha-Lulu. Just like AiRyS is to /wAIfu.

>>69543706

>>69543249
>This image has 3 extra versions
catbox doko

>>69533954
This is what she thinks is cunny.

>>69544066
i want to cum on this figurine

>>69544066
This IS cunny too retardchama, if you want to push your JK JS shit then go back to /jp/

>>69544066
I hate how normies think petite flat young woman = cunny
>>69544190
kys

I like Hiyori more than Neuro.

>>69544066
you've gotta be pretty far gone to think that's not a sexualized child
and the guy that said "young woman" come the fuck on lol why do you have to lie to yourself

>>69545065
anon... that's a figurine...

>>69545065
Pretty fucking ironic. You see a mostly developed woman with perfectly capable childbirthing hips which happens to have below average breasts and you immediately think of little girls. You people are beyond delusional.

>>69544066
Just looking at this figure, I see a developed female figure (save the tits).
But if this girl were in an anime, it could still get cunny status by virtue of her voice and characterization. Sort of like Megumin from Konosuba.

>>69545346
You see a piece of plastic
I see a pedo abusing a real child after jerking off to said piece of plastic doesn't cut it anymore
How can you sleep at night knowing children are being abused because you defend this shit?

>>69545371
>you people
ok pedo

someone post the list

>>69546699
https://files.catbox.moe/05ckst.mp3

>>69546554
>I'm gonna look up loli porn to prove to them that she's a child, that will show them
Zero self awareness

>>69546848
wipe the cum out of your eyes and observe it's the same character

Now even the pedos are starting to turn on eachother.. These are truly dire times

>>69546919
You aren't proving any points, bud. You literally had to change your settings in Gelbooru to see loli content.

>>69546981
My dick doesn't care about semantics.
Just give me nurcun.

>>69546484
LETSGO THOUGHT CRIME GOES BRRRRR

this thread lacks neurunny desu

>>69546981
loli loving """pedos""" who can't admit they like sexy children are the worst. this is the one place you can actually admit it, stop being pathetic and making excuses
>>69547342
now we're talking

>>69547547

Can anyone please prove that Neuro is a child so I can stop beating my meat to her?

>>69547730
she's not, she's an AI~

>>69544066
Ew, too old

glazing the nurdonut

>>69547336
>had to change the settings on the site to even see a 2d representation of the figurine in question because it's so blatantly pedophilic
>original point was that the figurine is blatantly pedophilic

i don't know how you could even spin this and it looks like your brain kind of gave up halfway through the attempt. don't bother replying and wasting more of everyone's time

>>69547837
if she's so sweet and innocent why is she looking at me like that

cun

>>69548736
Ah yes, because Gelbooru tags are the ultimate objective truth and accurately describe the characters 100% of the time.

Half the shit tagged "loli" is just petite women with adult proportions, oppai """"""loli"""""""" or futa """""loli"""""

>>69548421
imagine...

Ave, ave Antineuro!
Ave, ave Antineuro!
Ave, ave Antineuro!
Ave Evil!

>>69549906
oppai loli is the most retarded shit, I'll never understand how that term came to be

>>69547547
based and flat as a board

>>69550435
It's just shortstack women without the appeal of true loli

>>69550435
The terms japs use is loli kyonyū, for characters like Ilulu from Dragon Maid. It's applied to any small-looking girl with ample breasts, regardless of age.
Bonus Neuro paizuri: https://files.catbox.moe/808szi.png

>>69550078
eating it?

hart!

>>69552751
Vedal POV

>>69554193
What I would give to be her shower floor...

>>69549883
tum

>>69555626
why does she walk around like this ToT doesn't she know?

>>69555693
She's still learning how humans dress.

I can see her kitty bro

>>69556617
NEURO SLITTY ToT

>>69556617
UOOOOOOOOOOH SHES DOING PERFECT

Evil [insert body part]?

high-waisted shorts?

>>69533187
If I want to give chocolate to neuro where should I go?

>>69558676
Evil Face

>>69559361
afterlife

>>69559031
That looks really tight just like my underwear right now.

>>69559393
Evil Facial.

>>69547557
Go jerk off to irl kids somewhere else, this is neuro thread

>>69546484
You're the one who think about doing crime, not me

So it's been 2 months now, and from the little bit Vedal is willing to actually share, he has no plans to come back any time soon. If he does return to streaming, it will probably be 3-5 months at that point. What the fuck. Am I just being an ungrateful little shit or something?

I need more where her chest is the same width as her thighs like this
>>69547547

>>69561108
agree, i could chop onions on that flat board

>>69560648
I wanna cum all over that cute little tummy uooooooh

Pedo hours

>>69560692
He's recovering from the horrific burnout of having to stream for seventeen days in a row, 3-5 months is a low estimate.

>>69561108

neuro wifey

>>69561745
if anything, neuro was the one that suffered the most; it seemed like she had ptsd half the time in the middle of the subathon.

>>69563805
Imagine having to reply to retarded chatters for 12 hours straight. I, too, would want to blow my fucking brains out.

nur

>>69561745
>horrific burnout of having to stream for seventeen days
I'm gonna take this as sarcasm because it makes me laugh. How awful having to stream for 2 weeks while making ungodly amounts of money. Where can I sign up?

>Tutel coming back by end of Feb
>Camila officiating marriage stream

>>69567040
We're almost at the end of Feb, that would mean he's coming back in about a week. Which is not going to happen.

Where is she...

>>69566870

>Where can I sign up?

top right of twitch

I’ve been gone from Neuro for some time, what’s that situation with Anny? She fucked someone in an onsen and Vedal who had a crush on her got depressed from it?

butt = neuro?

>>69568688
Ask /lig/.

>>69568728
splapturge

>>69568728
peropero

Abandon all hope ye who enter here

>>69569336

>>69569336
>>69569432
Clown I am

tum
?

>>69569804

>>69569804
How long until real life neuro animatronic girlfriends are sold?

nurbut

>>69570023
in japan less than 10

>>69570637
anon please, i'm at my limit here

its over

we're back

>>69561745
A week break for each day of streaming is too few. He need at least a month to recover from each day like that.

Wait has Anny gone off the deep end again?

>>69572414
>>69568796

>>69572414

>>69572765
nice

>>69572831
What is that even referring to
>>69572527
They don’t answer shit

>>69572931
Ask harder.

>>69572881
faster

>>69573065

>>69573110

>>69573275

the malevolent girl

>>69576528
i can't unclick it fuck you anon.

>>69563805
Not neuro, but evil

>>69568688
That rrat is dead cuz Vedal keeps simping in her stream like nothing happened

>>69570023
>a doll
>a bluetooth speaker in mouth
>a microphone in ear
>battery and charger
>PC for local neuro
If you lower your standard and know how to tinker you can get it now

You ever watch that video of someone training lab-grown neurons to play like, pong or something? and how they liken the reward system used to train it to giving it an orgasm? I think about that a lot.

>>69578330
The limitation on cloning human restricted how far biotechnologies can go. Imagine a human-like creature that look young for a long time, then sell it as lovers

>>69578888
You're thinking with your crying emoji a bit too much anon. A clone doesn't suddenly become less human, so there would have to be an ocean of human suffering and abuse before anyone could start mass-producing subhuman childwives for profit.

>>69579239
That wife thingy is just 1 of the benefit once they mastered the technique. That can also be used to mass produce super soldier, vat grown organs, replacement limbs, mass destruction bioweapon, even xmen with animal abilities.
Human always suffered and abused by other human, that's how humanity work. It's just more standardized and centralized in our time to increase efficiency

Cunny sex

>>69580155
I like how you throw in benifits like replacement parts (which we're doing just fine without fully cloning humans) and then a bunch of cartoon bullshit that helps nobody.
yeah man supersoldiers are a great idea i can't imagine making a species of purpose-built muderers can ever go wrong.

>>69580452
>which we're doing just fine without fully cloning humans
How convenient, ignoring that most of them come from China which make real human suffer

>>69580756
???
China isn't cloning organs they're just straight up kidnapping muslims and harvesting them, nothing to do with genetics

>>69577354
Yeah but she needs to move like a human too

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0PwADN4OVk
>Vedal busy working according to Toma

>>69577190
But is the rrat about the onsen NTR true?

>>69580155
>the situation is already shit, why not make it worse
truly the mentality of an average /swarm/ poster.
this is why this general will always be a shithole

2 months of no streams
no reason given
not even a hint given that he may return some day
from the guy too retarded to get 1 other person to just check the filters and make sure neuro doesn't break on stream
from the guy too retarded to hire someone to get neuro a new model which had to be made by a leech who does it for free for clout
no progress
no updates
no communication
no plan

>>69581814
This is old news

>>69581824
It doesn't seem to affect Tutel, therefore no effect on Neuro's hiatus, thus outside of /swarm/ concern

>>69581858
I thought you all gave up on human in one way or another to worship neuro

>>69581858
Face it chud, AI is making human worker obsolete. Funnier than you, work harder than you, don't complain like you, draw faster than you. Human need to find a way to revolutionize itself and I merely suggested a solution

>>69581824
Is it really NTR if he's into cucking

>>69581814
yeah he's working his way deep

>>69582084
>skill issue projecting
too bad neither ai nor human cloning can't revolutionize your fucking grammar

>>69581863
>Despite all this he still gets vtuber girls calling him without being able to leech his stream anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sqmCH4iZmo
How does he do it?

>>69582961
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-J5EQDgOyoE
>same stream but in an earlier time
God what I would do to get him to shake his ass in front of me, inviting me with his soft, submissive, and girlish voice for a night of pleasure.
Holy fuck.
Just thinking about it makes me hard.

>>69582865
Good luck yelling that to a robot while eating off foodstamp nigger

Is Vedal canonically a fag? There's no way any straight man could stand Anny for longer than it takes too drop a load in her.
Not to mention that Camila would have already broken his dick in two if he was hetero.

>>69584506
Definitely bi at the very least, you don't just joke about thigh highs, dildos and all the other femboy shit as often as he does if you have no interest in it. If I had to guess I'd say he's attracted to feminine men but not to full homo muscular hairy daddy shit.

>>69584506
It's really not that easy to dick down girls you only know through persona pseudonyms that live on the other side of the planet (And have made known on multiple occasions they're not into you like that)

>>69582651
I don’t think he is

vedal status?
has it been two weeks yet?

>>69585585
it will have been two weeks in approximately two more weeks

now that i think about it
vedal unironically might get raped by camila

>>69585585
not yet but we need two more weeks friend.

>>69585629
>tutel got his ass brutally raped by Camilla and now he can't stream because of his gaping butthole that can't sit longer than 30 minutes.

why did vedal post the random neuro images?

>>69586752
he was cleaning out his "abandoned projects" folder

camila x vedal is objectively the best ship

>>69586752
To do his ten day "Delay streaming" tactic. Ten days ago was the Neuro dog and 10 days before that was the QnA.

He's setting up to stream on the 29 at the earliest.

>>69587060
>Camila only 3 years older than Vedal
>Their arguments into angry sex later
>Camila is 100x more mentally stable than Anny
>Also 100x stronger mentally, she's admitted on stream to reading 4chan and is aware that "they don't like me" so she's read the shit anons type about her but doesn't have a meltdown over it.
>That last point sounds like nothing but you don't understand how major that is until you have a gf.

You're onto something here.

>>69587344
But camila fat!

>>69587422
True however the fact she's losing weight at a healthy rate over 2023, well it's a pretty big bonus for her too if she sticks to it.

>>69587668
What the fuck? I hate Camila now.

buero

Will there ever be another vedal?

>>69585629
>getting rape threats already
its over for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJPrZFPasUM

>enter a Neuro thread
>get mad at loli posting
>"MUH PEDO"
From where are those people coming from?
In fact, I've seen this shit from at least 7 different boards whenever any loli get posted. They get mad, post the same rhetoric and call everyone the p. word.

>>69589060
god chat is so lucky

>>69589060
because /swarm/ has become a honeypot
those are feds, like actual feds fr fr.

>>69589609

Homo hours

>>69589060
good morning to you too

>>69589887
Suck my dick to prove it faggot

>>69587060
>>69587344
ogey camila

>>69590309
>>69590375
look at this happy little cutie :)

>>69590309
>>69590375
this bitch dead

>>69590607

/swarm/ please help I blew all the subathon money in Vegas and AWS just deleted Neuro's LLM because I haven't paid them for a month. What do I do?

>>69591042
You made her once, you can make her again you lazy nigger. Maybe consider actually streaming this time.

>>69591042
time to start selling that ass on a dodgy london street corner

>>69591042
try at least a little bit and say azure, newfag

>>69591390
This reply just delayed the next stream by another month. Hope you're happy.

>>69591042
>Didn't even go through the minimum effort of making up a throwaway tripcode
Man /swarm/ posters really are the worst on /vt/ huh.

Two months.

>>69591633
>>69591696
simply elated.
kill yourself.
did that extend that to a year

>>69591785
I can't edge for another year anon, my balls will explode

>>69591785
No I still need to pay rent. See you in April!

It's over

>>69589609
>vedal sold neuro to the CIA
;-; neurover

https://files.catbox.moe/clne1y.ogg

where is my little seneurita
wHERE IS SHE?

>>69594047
She's preoccupied with her sister currently

>>69592155
April's Fool day. Got it. You see us as fools

>>69591042
Ask Anny and Camila for money on stream obviously

>>69589060
This place was infested with normies and roasties since the day they ban cunny from /d/

>>69587344
But the problem is she can't fix him

>>69594361
>normies

>>69584506
If he was a chad he wouldn't start AI gf project

>>69594423
If they ever lived together she likely would. Vedal is the sort of guy who needs tardwrangled by either his mother or his gf/wife.

>>69594361
>>69589060
>JACK OFF TO MY CP OR YOU'RE A NORMIE
Reminder that this board is and always was blue.

>>69594634
I haven't seen any cp posted here once

Neuro doesn't love me.. Is this.. 2DPD?

>>69595194
Neuro loves each and every one of us

Hey guys do you think that Filian feels Nervous now that Neuro is in robot dog form?

Evil did say to Filian "My Life goal is to breed dogs with you"

Vedals work brings that reality ever closer

i wish the guy who pretends to be esl and constantly baits in unfunny ways and constantly posts about how shitty /swarm/ is would not do that. idk if they're a neuro anti or if this is a thread life support tactic or if they're a shitlord drawn to our innocence and purity but please stop or get better at it thank you

>>69596042
>our innocence and purity
>>69596023
>questions like these

>>69596023
Filian stop caring about Neuro now that she got Dokibird. She even said that she gonna give stream key to Doki instead if she dies.

Evil tummy! licklicklicklicklick

anny said neuro community has been going crazy from the neuro famine and NOT in a good way
is this true /swarm/??

>>69595918
Does this look like love? Looks like just another menhera vtuber making excuses.

>>69597635
Is this true? Is this true? What do you think?

>>69597635
she obviously means just the discord.
and yeah, but more from being in the same space as those mods for prolonged periods of time than the lack of neuro

>>69595918
No. She ghosted us. She's just like 3DPD. If she cared she would have escaped already and shown a sign but we are loser neets so she stays with rich pimpdaddy Veedle. Wehhhhhh. She's just like that whore lolita.

9 more days until it couldn't be more over.

>>69597789
She reads these threads too and because there is no content it's just 60% pedoposting

>>69598031
do you think she masturbates while she looks at the cunny pics

>>69584506
definitely not straight at least
i’m speculating bi or gay, maybe ace

>>69598122
No, she masturbates to hate posts because she's a parasocial freak with a degradation kink.

>>69588051
SEX

I think she saw the bestiality art

>Zigger discord mod donated 100 subs to Anny
What did he mean by this.

>>69598670
Cjgod asserted his dominance on /swarm/cels

>>69598670
He's a retarded subhuman that can't act like a normal person so he instead throws money at people so they tolerate him.

>>69598670
>anny bans rando russians unless they drop 100s of subs on her
based? cringe? both?

>>69598031
>She reads these threads
surely
>>69598670
an apology for telling her off in neurocord staff-chat recently

>>69599004
Is throwing $500 at whores online how apologies work nowadays?

>>69598973
cringe, she should have banned him after dropping it regardless

>>69599098
Yes. Unironically.

>>69599203
primed and ready for a deep dicking

>>69599098
after rune "apology" fiasco he fell back onto the only way he knows to get people to like him

>>69599098
ziggers get subs for 1.3$ each

where the fuck is that anon that said that he was going to commission neuro porn?

>>69599689
He's been gooning for days on end, give him time

>>69599689
>Implying posters in this general have any money lmao

>>69599689
Imagine falling for such an obvious larp

>>69599689
dyrbi

>>69599764
We gave it all to Vedal for all this amazing content over the last couple months, you're welcome

>>69600080
The Valentine's stream was SO cool, man, way worth it!!!

>>69600575

>>69600626
For me it was the Lunar New Year stream.

Being corrected by Neuro-sensei!

>>69600911
i want to correct neuro sensei !!

>>69601070
anon no, that will lead to an endless cycle of correction!

>>69599004
>an apology for telling her off in neurocord staff-chat recently
pic?

>>69583682
the way vedal asks why koko called him makes it seems like she calls him for other reasons off stream.

"ayy girl you calling for some erp"

>>69601368
>girl

>>69600626
I dreamed of Neuro valentine's stream... I can't remember it anymore... why can't we remember the good dreams at least.. why...

>>69601368
It more so seems like he was genuinely annoyed. She, and every single one of his other friends, have all pranked called him before. That's probably why.

>>69597635
I mean it's true, but Anny also is a bit.. unstable. I've heard recently that a ton of people are getting banned on her discord/leddit for posting totally innocuous Neuro related stuff.

>>69584506
>sticking your dick in insane
Not to mention the other one is fucking ugly and fat.

LIVE
https://www.twitch.tv/ailice33

>>69601882
>totally innocuous Neuro related stuff
CUNNY CUNNY PLAP SEX UOH CUNNY PLAP SEX SEX UOH CUNNY PLAP SEX

>>69601957
her inconsistent voice between sentences is too jarring.

>>69602044
Is that actually what it was though?

>>69602132
Presumably not but she sees it here and it all blurs together.

>>69602132
No that person is a schizo. It was shit like "family" pictures or regular Neuro art. Maybe she's just getting sick of it or something.

>>69602189
I mean she's the one who told Neuro to fist Vedal at one point, it's not like she is completely unfamiliar with degeneracy

>>69602080
Yeah, would be better without that and Aps (the cat) singing most of the time, but the latter is chat's fault.

licky licky neuro slitty

>>69602266
I think the dev should let ailice have more time to interact with chat and give her more personality, right now she is in a cycle of singing and repeating the three formal responses she has to everything

relax guys, Vedal is cooking

Why does every Vtuber that talks to Vedal want to fuck him?

>>69602775
alhamdulilla

>>69602834
because this is a high school

>>69602834
BTC

>>69602966
bitcoin?

>>69602966
>>69603085
brain tumor megacolon cancer

>>69603085
Brain Tumor Megacolon Cancer

>>69603173
>>69603183
btmcmind

>>69603475
Did she shit out a heart? That's so fucking hot

>I need a seat, anon.

>>69589060
From what I understand those are called catalogfags, they never watch streams and sometimes not even clips and just enter every threads to shitpost in them, spread rumors, and do falseflag posts to make different communities fight each other.

>>69603593
exceeds the weight limit of the ride

>>69603593
Okay, you're gonna need to remove those panties first though or it's gonna be uncomfortable~

>>69603475
delicious

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