/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Gura's greatest protege

>>69522899
Based. Doing things sucks

Obligatory

>>69522899
she is literally me

Why do so many successful chuubas hate streaming?

>>69522899
Feet.

>>69524382
I would imagine acting like an anime character for the entertainment of thousands of autists would get very tiring very quickly.

>525222
Yep, it's a kekfeet thread
Anyone posting after me is jakartan

>>69524382
realizing how easy it is to have money hurled at them while not doing anything, i.e. her pre-recorded shit for a week or two that had donations enabled. like shit. I enjoy what Fauna I've watched [when she actually plays a good game and not le fotm totally-not-sponsored-tho-guise-teehee trash], but that's scummy as fuck. phoning it in

>>69524190
brown toes

>>69524604
Moomposter, when I find out who you are, and I will, I'm going to ruin your life for what you done

Keep going I dare you

>>69522899
Wonder if she's considering going back to being an indie again so she doesn't have to travel as much anymore

>>69522899
Hololive doesn't attract people who actually like streaming, there are too many restrictions on what you can do. What it does attract are gold diggers who only care about the guaranteed $$$ that the blue dorito brings.

>>69524190
That desk has been through a dust storm.

>>69522899
pregnancy... I'm the baby

>>69523015
that would be Moomers

>>69524382
Would YOU want to spend hours a day getting hit on by thousands of unwashed internet weirdos?

Let me take you on a guided tour of the modern-day life of a Sapling.

>8th May 2023: Told her fans with an arrogant tone that they not only can't be friends, she went even further and said they shouldn't be friends. Only one SC shitposter asked this question, not the fans, yet they were all unfairly hit with this statement:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgCHZbylmus?si=8pBpJGoa5N5BNMXm&t=12122

>Dec 18th 2023: laziness on its way
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1736863552076726599
>Dec 24th 2023: Goes on her biggest break ever
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1738987195430740184
>Jan 12th 2024: During her break, she was so sick she couldn't even tweet. Have you ever been that ill, Anon? Not even a scheduled tweet was made:
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1745849121058210132

>Jan 19th: Returns. Showered in money and memberships for literally just coming back. Revealed AFTER the SC shower she won’t be making schedules for she 'very much enjoys the flexibility of not having a schedule’:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn3uLZdzu8I?si=ON5cvxkqDINLuU7Z&t=6810

>Jan 22nd (just 3 days later): Flexibility hort begins
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1749524244529312219
>Jan 24th: Flexibility hort 2
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1750280683724136922
>5th Feb: Flexibility hort 3
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1754596985401958615
>9th Feb: Flexibility hort 4
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1756077634671501567
>10th Feb: Flexibility hort 5
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1756433515170894199
>16th Feb: Flexibility hort 6
https://twitter.com/ceresfauna/status/1758633401308127354
>[YOU ARE HERE]

Reminder that she doesn’t tweet or stream often, so the above tweets are almost entirely sequential.

>>69526665
no yes

>>69526903
i admire your dedication to your cause despite getting absolutely humiliated in every thread you make, but don't you think there might be a better use of your time? like with the amount of effort you've spent seething over green woman you could've built an entire temple to vishjeeta the goddess of poo or whatever you folks are into

>>69524382
Only an issue outside of Advent. All of those girls are hungry and love creating content.

>>69527603

>>69522899
>overjoyed
how do you know? she seems to feel bad about it everytime, from what ive seen

>>69526903

>>69524604
Smugmooms watch out! He'll write scathing anti posts about you for the next year if you're not careful while getting laughed at by the entire board, think of your future!

>>69524190
Fuck
Fdund
B I T C H

The fuck is Fdund?

>>69527737
Her latest tweet about not being able to stream because she's changing her setup is just a lie. Any excuse. I know she's been busy with upcoming projects but so has Bae. Remember that you're defending a woman who both doesn't and will never know you, she's also likely a millionaire. Saplings are crazy. I will keep exposing her laziness until she gets her shit together and starts doing her job properly.

>>69527992
only thing you've ever exposed is your feet, lack of hygeine and timezone, jakartan
stay in your lane, put your own gas mask on first before worrying about others

>>69522899
why do you bother finding new bait? just make a fauna bait general. useless jannies won't do anything, trust me.

>>69528112

>>69528112
RUMAO
Schizo just got murdered

>>69528112
kek

>>69528112
PFFFT