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Azure Edition

Last thread: >>69444718
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.69483454
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69483454

>>69483436
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

>> No.69483552

Damn, azure makin hakka into a squirter I tell you hwat

>> No.69483555
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>>69483436
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>Ohmonah x HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- MERCH
https://ohmonah.shop/en-mx/collections/holostars-english-tempus

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH & VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS HQ- 3D Showcase Celebration % Acrylic Stands MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempushq_3d2024
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_3dacrylicstand

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDrVLTGzdjc

>> No.69483628

The other team got real upset about that knife kill huh

>> No.69483670

>>69483552
TTOTT

>> No.69483764

this azure guy a real one frfr i hope he takes over from his lame ass brother no cap

>> No.69483870

ENTER HAKKA
>he felt sorry for me, thats how i get all my girls y'know

>> No.69483888

Hakka back again

>> No.69483932
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Why god hast thou forsaken me once again? Were not the first, second, and third instances sufficient to satisfy your cruel and fickle nature?

>> No.69483942

Hakka keeps entering, but when will I enter Hakka?

>> No.69483955

>i'm so forward thinking, i even think poor people deserve right or whatever
>hakka cracking up and howling

>> No.69484000

saying "i even think poor people have rights" to Hakka of all people fucking one-shot me, jesus.

>> No.69484055

TAVI LOVE
TAVI ALL THE LOVE

>> No.69484080

ruze and hakka making each other giggle CUTE

>> No.69484139

Azure calling Hakka babybird

>> No.69484210

>yeah, i'll send you my egg laying asmr

>> No.69484223

Every day i wake up thankful that Armis - aka "Hakka's sluts" - debuted.

>> No.69484250

selling toe pics...

>> No.69484259

>>69484223
I think Hakka is the slut anon...

>> No.69484301

Ruze you motherfucker. I thought you ended earlier!

>> No.69484313

>>69484259
I said that right before his whorish moan...

>> No.69484344

>>69484259
"The Slut & His Whores"

>> No.69484374

>>69484223
Hakka is honorary Armis

>> No.69484509

>kittens about to kill himself
>yeah, daddy too

>> No.69484574

KEK

>> No.69484591

my sides

>> No.69484698

Azure too strong, sending Hakka into estrus

>> No.69484706

hakka and azure are erping in full view...

>> No.69484792

>my man Ruze making a shit game like Valorant watchable
The power of this guy

>> No.69484912

Altare does this but unironically. Not everyone could admit it but this stream is a parody of average Regis Altare Valorant stream
But unlike Altare's it's funny

>> No.69484957

Ruze is nothing if not committed to the bit

>> No.69484972

>>69484792
in a morbid way

>> No.69485014

>>69484912
You're absolutely retarded if you think leader's soft voice makes him a fuckboy that speaks to his audience like a discord groomer.

>> No.69485044

azure and mafia sociopath jurard should meet and talk one of these days

>> No.69485060

>>69485014
I am 100% correct and you're coping if you think it's somehow not true

>> No.69485058

>>69484912
I haven't watched a solo Altare stream in a minute, surely he's not *that* bad? He's still cringe in a little brother way......right?

>> No.69485094

>>69484912
Nah, not enough Pikachu mentions

>> No.69485128

>>69485044
Management is gonna bonk them

>> No.69485130

>>69485060
Give us a Altare clip from his most recent Valo stream that gives us this energy, then. Go on, you won't.

>> No.69485158

>>69485058
This is of course exaggerated but Altare does lean into similar stuff sometimes, especially when he's extra sappy. Makes him unwatchable if it's extra bad that day

>> No.69485164

So the currently confirmed Eboy hierarchy is
>Azure
>Hakka
>Octavio
Where would the other boys figure on the list?

>> No.69485184

>>69485060
Point me at a single quote where he calls his audience beautiful/sexy/baby/hot and says they're romantically or sexually appealing to him. Having a gentle tone of voice when he wishes people goodnight is not the same.

>> No.69485537

>>69485164
Shinri isn't even on the list because he doesn't qualify at all

>> No.69485540

E-boy Octavio

>> No.69485564

tavi becoming the sugar daddy

>> No.69485708

THE KITTENS ARE FIGHTING

>> No.69485728
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>> No.69485734

cat fight time

>> No.69485903

>>69484912
if this was true then ruze wouldn't have gone out of his way for altare at his one main chance to talk and help out during the minecraft cake imo. altare's intentions is to simply be encouraging or positive even if there's some cringe somewhere, and he has conscious awareness that anyone can enter or leave as a viewer as they freely wish

>> No.69485910

Hakka and Tavi fighting over who's the best slut

>> No.69485924

ruze getting ace while tavi and hakka have this unhinged conversation is killing me

>> No.69485951

HORNY KITTENS

>> No.69486041

supposed "best eboy" can't keep up when Hakka and Tavi are together

>> No.69486047

how come i never noticed how good octavio is at sticking to the bit lol

>> No.69486076

What would the role of a sigma be in Omegaverse anyways

>> No.69486128
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>>69486076

>> No.69486133

>>69486076
the sigma gets to choose changing between any of the three main roles each morning to be that for a day

>> No.69486189

>>69486076
i'm guessing an alpha that is scent blind, so they can't be swayed by anything but retain their social power and prowess

>> No.69486193

this is the strangest erp

>> No.69486219

>>69486041
Hey, you try and keep up with two eboys at once. It ain't easy

>> No.69486228

kitten sisters

>> No.69486239

>>69486047
He just spent like an hour composing a Jutard theme song because it was mentioned as an offhand gag

>> No.69486264

Here we go, sorting minerals and rocks again with Shinri.

>> No.69486265

He's broken

>> No.69486272

He finally got bested kek

>> No.69486335

>>69486076
i’ve never seen that role get used in fic shit

>> No.69486376

>>69486335
seen it once or twice, like a level above alpha

>> No.69486395

I know this has been posted ad nauseam but I'm really glad Hakka has people that play along with his bullshit in Armis.

>> No.69486487

>Azure Ruze valentines voice pack is winning
NO

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pin of shame

>> No.69486534
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We won Azurechads

>> No.69486540

>>69486395
the way they giggle and chuckle so much amongst each other in their little nest bubble is very cute to me

>> No.69486554

VG 3D in a couple of months

>> No.69486581
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1440 viewers need to kill themselves

>> No.69486596

>>69486534
well at least it's a gimmick that can only happen one time for valentines month

>> No.69486602

It's fascinating to me that homostars might legitimately break fujoshisanji's stranglehold on the fujoshi market by doing literally nothing.

>> No.69486604

you may only be with shinri if you would eat a sample platter of rocks

>> No.69486607

>>69486534
I WANTED TO PERISH

WHY ARE YOU FUCKER SO HORNY, I WANTED THE MEME ANSWER

>> No.69486672

Who is pissing in Shinri's stream

>> No.69486673

>>69486607
Holostars are for women.

>> No.69486708

>thanks for roleplaying discord kittens or whatever
>sure thing daddy
>never call me that again, or I'll pluck your feathers one by one
>I'd like that
Ruze cannot win against Hakka

>> No.69486714

>>69486672
me

>> No.69486717

>>69486672
Me, sorry.

>> No.69486719

>>69486602
Not like it's hard to do with the CURRENT EVENTS going on

>> No.69486767

Called out by Shinri

>> No.69486768

>>69486673
That isn't the problem, the problem is that people actually find that voice attractive.......i yume ruze but azure makes me wanna vomit.

>> No.69486794

Shinri calling ruze the fuck out

>> No.69486810

>there might be an eboy inside you

>> No.69486837

>>69486602
I'm so glad they're not forcing it with every breath like the nijibicycle uki does

>> No.69486861
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The kittens are so lucky...

>> No.69486864

>>69486602
you saying this while we just closed off a stream where Hakka and Tavi were fighting over Ruze's cock is hilarious to me somehow.

>> No.69486910

>>69486768
I love the voice, I hate the fuckboy persona that goes with it

>> No.69486956

>>69486602
nigga I have no idea what you're talking, you seem like a huge fag to know so many male on male terms

>> No.69486965

>>69486910
Isn't the fuckboy thing completely intentional and done for people to diss on it though kek

>> No.69486986
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>>69486708
the worst part the way he goes on-stream on the topic of pain is that he probably isn't joking

>> No.69486994

>>69486554
did someone hint something? who?

>> No.69487000

>>69486708
this made me imagine a distant future where hakka pets ruze's head on stage after armis get 3d

>> No.69487065

>>69486994
Hakka going to nippon this week

>> No.69487115

>>69487065
said during ruze's stream or his zatsu?

>> No.69487136

Despite it all, ironically, Ruze is still more seiso than Shinri.

>> No.69487161

>>69486672
That is apparently real rain

>> No.69487164

>>69486994
>>69219388

>> No.69487222

>>69487115
Ruze asked him what he's up to and Hakka replied he's taking a break because he's busy and will 'travel to a far far away land'

>> No.69487276

how to destroy shinri's ideas of keeping his streams shorter (I will be awake another five hours)

>> No.69487310

>>69487276
fduck you, I can't watch 8 hours of stardew valley

>> No.69487331
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>>69486602
KEK and leave
A few days ago some one in Not!Vespers stream said that he was their new oshi because they didn't like their old one any more, one guess as to who that probably was...

>> No.69487366

When's Shinri vs Ruze rizz-off for the champion's edition of Temprizz, or are they waiting for another group

>> No.69487421

good night mans

>> No.69487428

>>69487310
skill issue

>> No.69487506

>>69487115
>>69487222
I may be wrong but I thing that probably refers to him going to the city to sort legal shit (visa, passport and taxes), he always complains he has to do 3 hour trips to do anything legal or buy something "rare" since he lives in the middle of nowhere.

>> No.69487543

>>69487366
Ruze said Shinri wins that one by default

>> No.69487626

regis altare

>> No.69487641

>>69487506
yeah. I'm not an oracle either but VG feels a lot like their 3d is towards the late part of this year to have the time necessary

>> No.69487817

>>69487626
very true

>> No.69487955

>>69487626
hate hate HATE

>> No.69487969

wwyd if machina x flayon showed up at your door with a pizza delivery

>> No.69488016

>>69487626
sex sex SEX

>> No.69488163

>>69487969
Take the pizza, no tip

>> No.69488193
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>>69487626
regis awwtare

>> No.69488210

>>69487969
Sex

>> No.69488223

we hate regis altare

>> No.69488227

>>69487969
Take the pizza and the tip

>> No.69488406

we rape regis altare

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>>69487626

>> No.69488544

>>69488193
ewwtare

>> No.69488568

>>69488163
>>69488210
>>69488227
wow rude he now crushes your domicile with the rtrus

>> No.69488624

>>69488568
That was the plan all along
Stairway to heaven
Take me now god

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>I am an seiso idol
DYRBI?
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1759423841703538766

>> No.69488787

rtrus sounds kind of like urethra which is on brand for him I suppose

>> No.69488875

>>69488787
no it fucking doesn't

>> No.69488890

>>69488787
Are you pronouncing urethra as "ooretra" or something

>> No.69488926

>>69488544
KILL YOURSELF

>> No.69489088

>>69488753
Get a translation of the song

>> No.69489117

>>69488926
Seethe

>> No.69489171

>>69488787
thehellisthisslutsaying.jpg

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>>69488787
>>69489171

>> No.69489352

>>69489171
rtrussy

>> No.69489530

>>69488787
go back (to school, jesus christ)

>> No.69489546

>>69489352
this anons on drugs stronger than the ones druggie bettelion takes

>> No.69489605
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https://twitter.com/poisonicpen_/status/1759391643369885717
like some anon last thread said the "bitch get you" part sounded strange but otherwise i liked the cover

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giwtwm

>> No.69490490

>>69490204
good food thank you I will imagine this is after bettel said he could break his legs

>> No.69490604

>>69490204
vesmachischizo... come home.....

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>>69490490

>> No.69491510

>>69491097
bettel is such a whore asking to be abused

>> No.69491709

>>69491510
Honestly who in Tempus/Armis isn't

>> No.69491798

>>69491709
good point

>> No.69491931

hakka tying up all of armis in his nest to play with them as his toys

>> No.69492227
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>>69491931
More like Hakka tying himself up in his nest for Armis to play with him as their toy

>> No.69492307

>>69492227
ToT

>> No.69492542
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Dead hours goldbullet secks

>> No.69492577

>>69491931
>>69492227
WOOO SEGGS

>> No.69493460

regis altare a heartfelt gift

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>>69493460
I posted this just as had started listening and now finished I am absolutely feral 100/10 recommend go buy

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>> No.69494638

>>69494401
???

>> No.69494728
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>Catching up on hakka's special zatsu
>Talks about doing a naked dogeza
>Wholesome talk that near brought me to tears afterwards
How can he be the biggest shameless slut but be so cute and wholesome at the same time...
It almost makes me feel guilty to masturbate to his lewds

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>>69494638
Just a bit of culture from other boards

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>>69494401
>

>> No.69495249

>>69494728
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1759498372472332422

>> No.69495377

just finished flay's forest of drizzling rain vod has he mentioned wanting to finish it on stream or should I just google the ending?

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>>69495249
UUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>69495249
Imageboard btw

>> No.69495660

>>69495504
Every day I become more and more envious of hakkitos. If only my own oshi loved me that much...

>> No.69495726

>>69483454
amen

>> No.69495780

>>69486602
The fujo market and its money involves a lot of random and scattered luck rolls at the end of the day desu. Like how there's several past anime or multimedia projects that tried to look good and make sure every character has a main ship with several different types of dynamics going on to offer a variety, but they never took off to make any profits

>> No.69495809

>>69495249
>>69495504
This tweet sounds ominous

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>>69495660
It's not too late to change oshi

>> No.69495845

>>69495809
How so?

>> No.69495861

>>69474605
this anon should kill themselves

>> No.69495866

>>69490204
get in line

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Shinri's celebrating 2 new milestones this week
>Acid reflux
>Migraines
We LOVE being in our 30s

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>>69495817
It just ain't the same....

>> No.69496158

>>69495992
Ageism in the workplace only becomes more and more valid....

>> No.69496277

>>69495780
If you really want to bring the fujos for the long haul, you need good character dynamics that go beyond shipping and are just enjoyable in other forms. Do some fujos ship everything under the sun? Sure they do (especially the younger ones) but those ships are passing fancies, snacked on like potato chips until the bag is gone and they move onto the next snack. It's junk food. But actual friendships (or at least making them seem genuine and convincing enough) is how you get fujos to stop snacking and settle.

And we can smell that manufactured fujobait from miles away lol. We'll still indulge in it if it catches the fancy, but it ain't stickin' around for long unless there's actual chemistry to back it up. So when the chuubas seem like actual, genuine friends, or rivals, or whatever, they don't need to bait at all, the fujos will show up automatically.

>> No.69496322

>>69495992
mama...
I had all that before I hit 25 though gonna be real

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>>69496277
yeah

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>>69496016
Welp you do you I guess

>> No.69496666

>>69496277
Shipfags are so autistic bros

>> No.69496750

>>69496666
Unironically yes lmao the history and development of shipping culture is a Special Interest -sips autist juice-

>> No.69496815
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>>69496750
No it's just low functioning

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>>69496016
I have a lot more respect for people who (reasonably) stand by their oshi than those who oshihen.

>> No.69497162

>>69496816
nta but same. people who instantly drop their oshi for a shiny new debut make me :/ too

>> No.69497253

>>69496277
Like I get what your main point is I think, but several of the outright janky things in a lot of different areas or little niches of entertainment end up floating up to the top with solid staying power anyway, thanks to major factors like the precise right timing. Floating around all the time in popular reccomendation lists years after the fact and such because of how varied and subjective entertainment can be at times. Doesn't necessarily stop the more thoughtful and higher effort items from climbing up but there's always that scattershot feeling

>> No.69497303

>>69496815
*slap* *punch* *spit* *punt* *chu*[/sploder]

>> No.69497501

>>69497253
I wasn't meaning that it had to be pairings with 'deep thought' - just ones that feel genuine. Could be the most thoughtful story on the planet, or a gag 4koma - as long as the relationship feels genuine, it has longevity to ship.
Won't deny the timing thing tho - but that's really any entertainment, or consumable. The best fucking story in the world could have already been written, but if it was published in the wrong magazine or didn't air at the right time it's fucked lmao. Can't do much about that. But I think that's sort of the mix - fate and luck is what brings awareness of characters, but the quality of the dynamic is what determines on if people are still writing fic for it 20 years later.

>> No.69497963

OCTAVIO BLOODHOUNDS ACAPELLA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IEHi-2Sy9Y

>> No.69498050

telly

>> No.69498102

Armisisters are so bad at this

>> No.69498116

>>69498102
they need correction

>> No.69498122

TAVI ON THE TELLY
https://youtu.be/4IEHi-2Sy9Y
https://youtu.be/4IEHi-2Sy9Y
https://youtu.be/4IEHi-2Sy9Y

>> No.69498170

>>69497963
>>69498050
Shameful display
>>69498122
Acceptable display

>> No.69498178

i love it when he tries to sound like the armis boys kek

>> No.69498204

>>69498170
I think you mean exceptional

>> No.69498261

>>69498116
hehe~ ToT

>> No.69498361

>>69498170
>shameful display
IT'S SHAMEFUR DISPRAY, YOU UNCULTURED ASHIGARU

>> No.69498454

That squeaky intro hurts my ears

>> No.69498557

The saddest thing about future stars orisongs post their debut songs is that they'll never be lore-related again

>> No.69498658

wtf is he doing kek

>> No.69498783

>>69498557
hakkas orisongs are lore related iirc

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I decided to look up the lyrics of Hakka's cover because twitter is acting like it's scandalous and it just seemed like every other kinky song until

>> No.69499081

>>69498783
Are they? I don't like metal/growling so I haven't listened to them

>> No.69499140

>>69498952
It's basically the Japanese version of Oingo Boingo's Little Girls. Both that song and MTH's song are meant to shit on pedophiles and rapists by satirizing them.

>> No.69499202

I kinda wish he'd release each soundbite to play with

>> No.69499235

>>69499081
they talk about his curse/corruption and to me they sound like he struck a bargain with the karasutengu for power
https://genius.com/Banzoin-hakka-ravens-paradigm-lyrics
https://genius.com/Banzoin-hakka-shattered-wings-lyrics

>> No.69499346

>>69499140
I had a small feeling it had be something like that because it would be pretty crazy otherwise kek

>> No.69499720

machina x facesitting

>> No.69499939

machina x graduating

>> No.69499972

>>69499939
no...

>> No.69500007

machina x his huniepop vod with all of kyu's racist comments cut

>> No.69500030

machina x hakka?

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>>69500030
...

>> No.69500111

>>69500030
deader than dead time to move on

>> No.69500324

I think this might end up being better than the real Bloodhounds

>> No.69500711

love how tavi is trying recreate every layer of this song

>> No.69500757

HE HASN'T SAVED?

>> No.69500760

Well it's certainly going to be something by the end
>didn't save for a whole 90 minutes
FOOL

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https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford/status/1759540193936506987

>> No.69500892

>>69500827
"He"?

>> No.69501013

>>69500827
pissrawrity this is your chance

>> No.69501175

>>69500892
maybe he's borrowing a relative's car

>> No.69501202

>>69501013
I'm more into the squirming and trying to keep it in than the piss itself. Similar to doing something indecent in public but trying to hide it.

>> No.69501290

>>69500892
He's probably in a taxi or some equivalent

>> No.69501336

kek

>> No.69501703

This reminds me of loops but sillier

>> No.69501776

>>69483555
This is so much lmao

>> No.69501900

Tavi's gonna play the whole thing now

>> No.69501992

the forces of la creatividad being broken up evenly between all of armis is fucking me up
but the mites were right to move in the tavi direction

>> No.69502097

>>69501992
Tavi's too happy to be a replacement

>> No.69502164

Amazing

>> No.69502177

this is kino kek

>> No.69502190

He really struggled to replicate Ruze's rock gargler voice kek

>> No.69502232

>>69502097
There are quite a lot of magmites active in his chat though.

>> No.69502303

>>69502097
i didnt say hes a replacement, no talent is truly comparable to another. id say puppetmaster is even better. just that the loop vibes are there

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https://twitter.com/pakosun/status/1759553071498322253

>> No.69502403

>>69502380
someone tell pako that reptile piss is vile

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>> No.69502492

>>69502403
Why do you know this

>> No.69502580
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>>69502403

>> No.69502592

>>69502403
Isn't reptile piss just white poopoo

>> No.69502602

>>69502492
what I remember from anecdotes of those who have owned larger lizards like tegus. the smell is horrible

>> No.69503062

Im watching the Hanakishi cover announcement and Temma's slandering Altare kek

>> No.69503437

Congrats on the 3d showcases o7

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>>69503437
Thanks~

>> No.69503890

>>69498900
HOT

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>>69503890
always is

>> No.69504019

>>69503437
chu

>> No.69504324

I wish to pat Banchou's thighs. I enjoy when I pat mine, so perhaps he may enjoy the feeling of having his thighs patted.

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>> No.69504463

>>69504343
The dark part of my mind wonders what would happen to pako's heart if dino got disgracefully terminated

>> No.69504507

>>69503954
this dude always draws the best teeth

>> No.69504508

>>69504343
Pako could drown Jurard in a comically oversized jar of pee to create an aphrodisiac. I read that in a book somewhere

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>>69504343
pakosensei is so lucky…

>> No.69504903

>>69504324
uohhhh same ToT

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>>69504343
Pako's a thirsty little flower

>> No.69505512

>>69496277
Yeah, that's why Vox/versper/magni/whoever in the west and Kuzuha/Kanae/toya in the east were so popular.....right?
Retarded fujoshi birdbrain.

Fujoshis gravitate towards men that are naturally charming. Deep voice, confident hue, low frequency timbre, baritone range. If the Vtuber can exude confidence through a) voice, b) frame, c)flirting d)story-telling, the fujoshis don't even care if he collabs or even acknowledges other males.
The other archetype is that of the effeminate male, that shows vulnerability, withdrawal, and aloofness, so he can activate the woman's feminine motherly nature. That's where most male Vtubers gravitate towards nowadays, because they can easily couple it with homosexual/bisexual signalling, to trigger fujoshi imagination and ships (ie free PR and mindshare). This approach is short-term though, and most females will gravitate away once sated or when the intrigue is gone.

The issue is that most male Vtubers are obese flips and chinks, that never actually interacted with women outside twitter, so they can't really perform up to snuff. There are some that are naturals, but that's the absolute minority.


Another issue is that content that caters to women is way more limited. Women, in reality, only care about zatsudan and ASMR. That's one of the reasons it's harder to incline as a male Vtuber even in markets that haven't reached saturation yet (like the western fujoshi market). This is why a lot of male Vtubers fall into the trap of talking about politics or sociopolitical topics, since they are topics that dominate public discourse, everyone has an opinion on them, and they already know what the socially-permitted opinions are (female are truly a monolith). Corporate entities do not allow those topics though, so once they are contracted with a company, that topic avenue goes out the window. That leaves many male Vtubers scratching their head about content, which often default to gaming and collabs, with both of those avenues allowing for only middling conversion rates.


So, male Vtubers are effectively left with two main options. They either have to be able to talk about engaging experiences and stories, things that they've lived, thought, or felt, or they have to be able to spin tales based on fiction convincing enough and engaging enough to captivate an audience.
Not many terminally online vtweeters have lived interesting lives, so it's no wonder they aren't very engaging when they become Vtubers.

>> No.69505579

nigga wrote a book

>> No.69505621

>>69505512
so many words to say you don't understand women

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>>69505512

>> No.69505707

Do we know the boys' favorite movies?

>> No.69505856

Why is hakka such a slut

>> No.69505899

Need porn of Hakka and Octavio making out while Ruze fucks either one

>> No.69505901
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Not too fond of knickers

>> No.69505941

Holy wall of text, one sentence or less pls

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>>69494401
Oh, I'm gonna use this.

>> No.69506137

>>69505512
>the fujoshis don't even care if he collabs or even acknowledges other males
isn't this part already pretty easy to detect as false when one of the reasons a corpo justifies their take of the cut is that they're the ones doing the work to piece together a consistent environment (outside of the other support) with its members to show to viewers? at the end of the day even with fujos or women who dabble in fujo content sometimes, they're not particularly far off from what moves an average non-fujo fan from casual --> paying money regularly. and part of it is the consistent environment that encourages interactions and blooming dynamics

>> No.69506202

>>69495780
A lot of the fun of being a fujo is imagining things yourself, so when the author/creator makes it too obvious how things are supposed to go fujos get bored.

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>> No.69506264

>>69505899
alternatively, those two are the ones fucking or torturing azure

>> No.69506360

>>69500030
Mechabird will never collab again anon, you must move on

>> No.69506423

>>69502380
He really wants that dinussy, huh

>> No.69506489
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we're eating so good fujosisters~ https://twitter.com/latttetude/status/1759543112123506960
This hurt me physically.

>> No.69506554

>>69506489
KEK

>> No.69506597

>>69506489
Reese Witherspoon ass chin

>> No.69506613

>>69506423
he's slowly going to figure out how to obtain shared custody from haban mama

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>>69506489
Holy fucking SOUL!

>> No.69506814

>>69506137
You'd be able to determine whether that assertion is true or false by simply looking at statistical data regarding revenue breakdown of the pertinent data points : group promotions versus solo promotions. Solo promotional material and merchandise consistently outsells group promotional material.

Collaborations are something that makes a streamer's life easier, because they can have actual discourse, conversations, banter, and topical/reactive comedy. They don't necessarily lead to better conversion rates. That's a false presupposition.

Moreover, male dynamics differ from female dynamics. Males, when leashed and chained by corporate mandate, can never truly foster organic and honest friendships. Male friendships have a lot of banter, hierarchical checking, playful insults, and incensed conversations, that are definitely not allowed in a sterile corporate environment. I guarantee you, none of the holostars interact the same with their coworkers off camera as they do on camera. Especially if they are friends.


Companies know about intrasexual and intersexual dynamics, and know that males truly shine when they interact with females in those types of situations, that's why they have been pushing for coed collabs and greater integration. But that's something that collides with industry foundations, Idol culture and fujoshi culture. That's why they have to navigate very carefully.

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>>69505512
Don't worry anon, you're post made me laugh at least.

>> No.69506930

Just stop already.

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>>69506842
>you're
Damn minor spelling error

>> No.69506988

epic
epic
:)

>> No.69507066

WE NEED MORE BOYS

>> No.69507150

>>69506814
They're just streamers, you're taking this too seriously, play vidya instead

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>> No.69507308

I love Armpus and Temmis

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HELP HELP MY FAGGOT DOG IS TRYING TO EAT ME AAAAAAA

>> No.69507884

https://twitter.com/regisaltare/status/1759588507058893162?t=uMho3le4UEWTK5TuqTtuqQ&s=19 I don't know how to extract vids from Twitter

>> No.69508115

>>69507884
Got a lel from me

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>>69507884
kek

>> No.69508311

>>69507884
>>69508154
he's so stupid

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>>69508154
Thank you anon

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>> No.69509004

caved in and decided to give the boys a chance, just watched the 3D and feel like I have missed a lot. Any recomendations? who is balanced, like, not too loud or too chill, like a good starting point?

>> No.69509351

>>69509004
Bettel is really good, I recommend his grimlord vr and family feud

>> No.69509353

>>69509004
it'd depend a lot on which interests and personalities you personally like, and I'll tell you immediately that jurard is the screecher with a team rocket personality so that you know in advance. you can always look up clip channels and go from there. or short-ish collabs like the tempus week collabs

>> No.69509495

>>69509004
I think Bettel or Ruze (unless you hate Homestuck) would be a good general midpoint.

>> No.69509542

>>69509004
Hakka is a good general option, especially if you like music. He's lively in collabs but generally more chill in solo streams. Skip his debut though, he got a little too excited there.

This kind of sums up his energy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOkpvx3ElG8

>> No.69510037

>>69509004
Probably Bettel or Octavio

>> No.69510139

>>69509004
Yeah, Bettel, Hakka, or Ruze probably
Could try watching some of the more organized collabs to get a better feel for them individually too. There was even a pretty fuckin good recent one for Hakka/Armis
https://youtu.be/g4UzsFK1wpA

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Fox brothers next gen

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>>69510166
frog brothers next gen

>> No.69510314

>>69510166
shien and roberu

>> No.69510331

>>69510166
i'd cry, give me my kemonomimis...
>>69510268
....i mean i guess that's good too

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>>69510268
God I hope

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>>69510268
They look like candy

>> No.69510525

>>69510268
I'd prefer this. Foxes and cats have been done to death

>> No.69510533

>>69510503
Don't eat live animals you fat fuck

>> No.69510551

>>69510166
pls no brothers, we already have bettel/2 and i don't like it

>> No.69510572

>>69510166
after getting baited by axel, i will never believe stars will get another kemonomini again

>> No.69510576

>>69510166
that would be nice
>>69510268
we already have 2 lizards, we don't need amphibians

>> No.69510713

>>69510525
Where are the male corpo foxes and cats

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>>69510533
Golden eagles will carry off goats for a meal. They are insatiable

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>>69510576
Yes we do

>> No.69510800

>>69510551
a bonded duo gimmick channel isn't out of the question. but ultimately it really depends on the actual personalities and determination of the individuals anyway

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>> No.69510839

>>69510525
I'd like a emperor penguin.

>> No.69510903

>>69510839
go to sleep Altare

>> No.69510920

>>69510839
That could be really fun, actually

>> No.69510932

>>69510827
cute... but... the eyes...

>> No.69511062

>>69510932
I think she nailed them. Tartar eyes MUST remind onlookers of lizard people

>> No.69511268

>>69511062
I think they were pointing out that the eyes are the wrong colour

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>>69510268
racist frog shinri

>> No.69511457

pakopako wants Jurard's pee, good morning /MANS/

>> No.69511502

>>69511457
respectfully, he needs to get in line

>> No.69511596

How were yesterday's streams? I missed all of them and idk what to prioritize

>> No.69511660

I have the day off of work today so I'm finally gonna play the tempus vn. What routes did you guys like?

>> No.69511787

>>69511660
I liked Altare's and Flayon's because of the endings but they're all good in their own way, you should play them all.
Shinri should be your final route though.

>> No.69511789

>>69511660
Save the Shinri route for last. Feels better that way

>> No.69511877

>>69511596
it was a stupid shitpost stream, but the last fourth(?) of ruze's valo stream has hakka and octavio join voice call to be in the bit and make each other laugh

>> No.69511880

>>69511660
I liked Altare's and Shinri's the best. I'd play it with Altare's first and Shinri's last though.

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>>69511789(me)
Also Bettel's route should tickle the ryonatellion a bit delicious anguished jester screams

>> No.69511985

>>69511660
leader's and axel's were my favorite because they had lore with each other, shinri's is really good too actually. definitely end with shinri!

>> No.69511988

>>69511660
The routes last like 2 seconds but I guess Axel, Hakka, and Bettel come to mind

>> No.69512282

>>69511877
My twitter feed has been full of clips from that and the way Ruze just wants to die while Hakka and Tavi are having the the time of their lives is so good kek

>> No.69512588

Got some really long dead hours, who hasn't been in OP for a while?

>> No.69512669

>>69512588
shinri

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>>69512588
rexy, tavi, shinri

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Here is a cool Shinri

>> No.69512886

>>69511660
Shinri's ended up being my favorite, it's also best saved for last.

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>>69512588
mama

>> No.69512905
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been meaning to use this one as OP for a while, never found the right time for it

>> No.69513041
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>>69512726
Oh shit, did the artist draw all of the boys?

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