/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

>>69450475
She's been really good about updating us lately so if there's no update we can assume she made a mistake somewhere.
>>69450474
I did, a little bit during the third beam. Be subtle about it.

Is it okay to "UOH" during the screaming part of the song?

What's up with the resurgence of starship troopers, the hell is going on in the bird app.

>>69450579
a little? I did a full 3-4 second one on the final beam

not gonna read
I LOVE GURA!!

>>69450522
want to give her anal

How in love are you with her? Probably not as much as I am. She loves me too btw.

>>69450668
I mean if it sounds like UWOH then they probably won't use it, if you just kinda screamed and it happened to sound like uuuuuuuuuuooooooooaaaaaa or something then they might still use it. Just my thoughts. Might be retarded.

>>69450475
Yeah... Kinda disappointing. I really don't think she was referring to the karaoke when she teased it, I wish she would just say if she has to cancel plans, I don't mind that at all. But waiting for something that she talked about and it not coming sucks.

PTSD shrimp botched the uploads of this most recent karaoke some how, they're cwunchy as hell

>>69450659
Helldivers 2 just came out

>>69450812
I love her even more than that, and I have a recording of her telling me that she loves me too, I will never share it with anyone.

Gura cute Gura cute!

>>69450853
It's youtube's fault not his.
Also fuck hiromoot for this retarded 60 sec wait.

>still no frame or even twitter likes
Is she going back on what she said again? No members stream today? That's the second year in a row where she promised us a Valentines day part 2 and didn't deliver.

>>69450990
He should delete and reupload, I think, it's too long now for it to be a youtube upload problem. I found an alternative 1view clip channel who has them at full HD HQ by now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwfzjLTH3JQ

No one understands my daughterwife like I do.

>>69450993
there was no promise
she even put a question mark at the end

>>69450993
She might have just miscommunicated when she said there would be something this weekend for the membershrimps. Maybe it was just the karaoke. Even if it isn't I think we can cut her some slack after she's been so nice with us lately.

>>69451266
I know your intentions are good but you're just gonna rile up the feistybuds.

>>69451258
>she even put a question mark at the end
That's the most retarded take I've seen in a minute.

Read her post again. The second karaoke was the other thing. Obviously.

>>69451351
Right, I think I'm just going to go read a bit and then go to bed

>>69451462
https://youtu.be/ulqZp6ogYh8?t=3908
Listen to her voice, the thing that came after the post, the most recent mention. For membershrimp. Not for shrimps, not for chumbuds, membershrimp.

>>69451374
are you dumb?

>>69451542
If you read that post or listen to that part of the stream and say that she wasn't actually sure if she was doing something or not then you're either ESL or retarded.

>>69451537
Yeah I forgot that membershrimps can't enjoy public karaokes. Retard.

>>69451615
Did she make a promise or not?

>>69451374
No the one from the last thread is head and shoulders above that

>>69451266
That's likely what was in her mind. That karaoke was amazing though, she really put so much love into it.

>>69451707
Yes, she promised, saying something is going to happen=giving your word=promise. But I know you're the promise schizo, So feel free to timeloop for the 5,000th time with your autism.

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>69451772
She was doing a lot of prep for these karaokes and they paid off.

>>69451725
I don't count the cuckposter's words as a "take" since it's all disingenuous trying and failing to manipulate people into being upset with her. I think the other guy is actually serious. So I think he's retarded.

>>69451831
Oh, you are that one retard who still does not know what making a promise means.

>>69451939
That would be you. I'm sorry I can't educate you, you're brain is too small and your skull is too thick for any information to penetrate it.

>>69451866
samen

>>69451995
Holy shit just shut your dumb, uneducated shitshaft already you embarrassing monkeybrain

>>69452110
*touch*

I am once again playing games when I should be doing my reps. huahuaha

>>69452226
Only if you promise me you'll kys.

>>69452306
same desu

im the emperor of /ggg/

don't worry, Gura will stream tomorrow. I got an appointment and might miss part of the stream if it's at 8pm est.

>>69452362
we should call in the grey knights to keep you from coming back, heretic!

I haven't showered since wednesday. I stink real bad

>>69452306
Same desu

>gura is in a good mood and streaming again
>susan's son died
I don't believe in coincidences

>>69452630
whos, the ex ceo of yt?

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/former-youtube-ceos-son-found-dead-uc-berkeley-rcna139355

>>69452950
That's what you get for trying lewd Geega

>>69452630
There is no such thing as a coincidence.

>>69452630
That's why she sung "Paint the Town Red" by Doja Cat. That schizo rambling from the last thread was a cover to hide this fact.

FUCK gura

>>69453352

>>69453352
LOVE and protect gura

>>69452950
It was probably bad coke. That shit has been Russian roulette since 2017.

>>69451913
That’s fair

So it was just 2 streams this week?
What did she spend so much time (according to her) prepping for valentine? What was the other surprise?

I hope Gura sins more Marty Robbins songs in her next karaoke.

my sharg wife

>>69454447
She should sing "Ain't I right"

I love her

>>69454562
Good song, not sure how the chumbuds would react though

>>69454441
Not for us

>>69453352
Yes, I'm going to!

>>69454441
Compared to other streams 2 isn't a lot.

If the alternative was that Gura chose to graduate, 2 streams is fantastic all things considered.

>>69454676
Most would like it, some will be apathetic, a slim amount would rage. Overall a good time.

>>69454441
go back

>>69455071
The alternative would be literally the week before, also from gura.

>>69451258
She spent a total of 68 minutes with us during Valentine's week. Nothing during the days before or after. Just 68 minutes on Wednesday and then nothing.

>>69454562
>>69455131
pretty based song, very relevant to today, so she probably wouldn't sing it to avoid drama

>>69455492
retard

I will marry her

>>69455492
Can you just kill yourself if all your gonna bring to this thread nothing of value besides bitching about valentine's day?

>>69455677
Yeah, me M+RT

>>69455677
>>69455841
M RT

>>69451537
Yeah, okay. She really is unmistakably talking about doing something else special for members on the weekend. I remember she talked about doing the public karaoke during the member karaoke last weekend too, so it definitely wasn't that.
I wonder what happened? I hope she's okay.

sowwy, no stweam today :3 Gura is busy listening to my sensual howling

ok I sent my audio in, it was cringe as fuck and I had to mute a lot of background noises for my own sanity but it should meet the requirements!

>>69455898
THE WASPS GOT HER, IM GONCERNING!!!

>>69452226
nta but he's right. saying you're going to do something is equal to a promise once you become an adult, anon.

>>69455677
>>69455841
M + RT

>>69454441
It was for someone else, obviously.

>>69456051
but Gura is just a little girl

You know she could be resting her voice after singing for almost 3 hours last night. Not everything has to be personal.

>>69456155
oh, then that's fine then.

Gura said she loves me the most

>>69456136
Proof, you cock sucking retard?

>cuckposter can't even get the number of streams she did this week right
They really don't send their best

Enjoy the shipping fee

Is gura dead?

>>69456270
Well, we didn't get anything. So her surprise for the weekend must have been for someone else.

>>69456136
stop replying to yourself sister

>>69456344
it's probably even more for EU..

>>69456336
Monday - nothing
Tuesday - liked some art
Wednesday - 1 hour ASMR stream at 5:00 pm
Thursday - liked some art
Friday - liked some art

I'm talking about the work week, specifically the time surrounding valentine's. I'm not a cuckposter.

>>69456445
Gura is kil

cuckposters really are the stupidest posters on the board huh?

>>69456572
>Monday - nothing

What are the chumbies doing tonight?

Everyone who expects gura to pump out generic gaming streams every day should just watch someone else for their daily fix,
but prioritize Gura when she does decide to stream something.

>>69456572
She did karaoke on Monday you drooling mongoloid

>if I ignore the whole week despite none of these girls being bound by work weeks then I'm correct.
lol
lmao

>>69456680
i made chicken again and im gonna watch mumei later

>>69456344
It's not fair. The USPS subsidizes shipping from our enemy China so we buy cheap shit from there for pennies but not our allies Japan/Taiwan.

>>69454562
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPMOqE9rJ_k
I would also humbly propose "My Own Native Land"

>>69456665
>>69456689
You're right. I thought that was Sunday for some reason. My bad.

>>69456680
Need to figure out all the chores I skipped out on this weekend so I’m prepared for this work week.
Only issue is I’m battling a 6-year bout of depression and am currently loosing. Uuuuu.

I miss Gura...

>>69456680
I ate nuggies today and sent in my recording!

>>69456680
I'm playing DRG
I'm trying to promote all the classes at least once before I go deep in a class. It's a slow process because I cant no life games anymore

Thinking of shark 24/7

>>69456580
OH NOOOOOOOOO

>>69456680
I'll listen to loli kami nonstop to learn the song and lyrics.

>>69456680
Praying for a good day at work tomorrow.

>>69457051
HAHA I KILL GURA BANG

>>69456572
I don't usually like to compare, but when I look at all the other fanbases having so much fun with their oshi the entire week, I just don't know how to handle it. I love her so fucking much, but she just doesn't want to spend time with us. Look at this. This is what it looks like when they want to spend time with their fans.
So is she still depressed? Did we do something wrong? She wasn't even in Japan this year like last year. What did she do with all the rest of her time?
It doesn't make sense to me because she bought such an expensive mic for future ASMR because she knew we liked it, but... she didn't even talk to us much during the karaokes.
What can I do to get her to love us again?

>>69457219
>I cant no life games anymore
Same. Last week I played games for 4 hours straight and my neck started to hurt. Like wtf. I used to go 18 hours. Now I can’t even hit 4.

I want her to YIPPEE up and down on my dick.

>>69457746
>holo vs holo
go back sister

>>69457746
she said she wanted to start slow, if that holds any meaning for the future remains to be seen.

>>69457768
Tell me about it I can do 10-14 hours every 2 weeks according to steam emulators included. Maybe I've just outgrown vidya as other than STALKER 2 and Metroid I don't care for new games.

its too late
that wasp was a scout
it led the whole nest back to her house and are now swarming around it
lesson learned, never hesitate to kill something dangerous when you can

>>69458141
But she spent even less time with us this week than she did previous weeks. Why did it have to be Valentine's week? I was so excited when she said she had so much planned.

>>69458291
stop shitting up the thread

This fag is so stuck up his own paranoid ass about valentine's day its insane.

>>69458291
You know why gura was absent all that time? She was busy eating out your mom

I feel even worse for grays. They didn't even get anything at all on Valentines unlike previous years and if you look at her channel right now without a membership, it looks like she didn't do anything since the 9th. Literally a wasteland. I know, I know - fuck grays, but Gura used to at least give them something small during the holiday. But they didn't even see her once for the entirety of last week.

>>69458291
For Gura, asmr and the tech behind it is a lot of work and courage to do. Shame you just can't recognize it.

Some of you guys complaining still just don’t get it. I’ll spell it out for you nice and slow.
For the simple fact that we live in the timeline where the Xbox 720 WASN’T the successor to the 360, is literally ALL you need to know about the current timeline we live in.
This game is fucked, and it’s been so from the start.
Sorry kid, that’s just the hand we were dealt.

>>69458653
It's sad that whenever she tries hard to do something, that inevitably means she streams less and we get less of her. Why is that?

I decided to only goom on stream days

>>69458707
Why wasn't the xbox 360 a circle anyway

>>69443611
how can you make an account when it requires a phone number

She never really gets excited and talks about upcoming streams or plans that much anymore. We don't even know the next time she's going to stream or if she's even going to stream this week at all for example. And then for the few times she alludes to something, it doesn't end up happening. I kind of wish she'd go back to schedules and then just cancel every day she didn't feel like streaming instead of not knowing anything and feeling completely left in the dark. But mostly I want her to talk to us.

A couple weeks ago, I said that there was a reason why Gura was active again. I said that it had to do with something that was not currently happening and that the last time it stopped happening for a month, it coincided with the last time she was active between mid July and mid August.
I also predicted that she would stop streaming as much when that thing resumed and I said that it would probably resume within 2-3 weeks.
Well, it's been two weeks and that thing is happening again now, and so if I'm right, then going forward, Gura is most likely not going to stream as much as she has been these past three weeks.
Keep in mind that myth is likely going to Japan for March, and so that also means fewer streams. But she won't resume her pace before or after when she gets back.

should I make /cc/ again

>>69458730
Because it takes work and she needs rest after? Pretty obvious.

>>69456344
I thought the pillow sold out.

>vagueposting

>>69459412
Nyo, just report and ignore the schizo.

>>69459344
So what's this mystery thing anon, enlighten the thread.

Coming from someone who knows nothing at all.
Is Gundam Wing the coolest one?

>>69459879
>that one building left of center where the antenna is as tall as the building itself goes above all the others
lmao, AI is fucking stupid.

>>69459879
Gundam is one of the few series I never got into. You'll probably have more luck in /hirys/.

I bet she didn't think about us a single time today.

I'm baffled there's even complaining after getting 2 or 3 streams a week for a month and a half now when before we were lucky to get 2 a month.

>>69459879
Depends on what you mean by cool. I'd argue for zeta or g gundam but if you're asking about flashiness in terms of animation realistically all of these are dated

is gura still going to dance lessons? did she just learn tiktok songs there and she was too embarassed about it and said hiphop dance? She mustve met a lot of zoomers over there I doubt there are solo dance lessons, and I think she'd be more comfortable around more girls and its also a nice escape for her because she knows no young girls interested in hiphop dance are also interested in vtubers.

>>69460418
You aren't a wizard and it's impossible for you to be one.

>>69460468
Us oldfags remember 5-6 streams a week.

>>69453352
Oh i will anon

>>69460524
Her knee just healed, so maybe she's back at it.

>>69460468
That is most likely because you do not know sisters as we do, newfriend
There are no depths they will not sink to nor lengths they will not reach as they grasp for excuses to conjure rrats and stir discord amongst brethren

>>69460536
so you're saying that anon had sex?

>>69460468
I think even the most cynical hopelessbuds believed that she'd come back strong for Valentines day, even back in the middle of her disappearance in October-December.

>>69459317
whenever she is talking about how much she wants to stream and thinks about all the games and layouts she could use and needs to use, i just know its not going to happen at all. i hope she got a lot more comfortable these last few weeks and can just turn the stream casually on to play for a few hours.

>>69456580
no.

>>69460524
A lot of unsavory guys go to dance classes to meet and pick up women, so yeah, I hope it's an all-female class.

>>69460696
It was a really nice asmr. Very intimate and cute. I'm happy.

>>69460485
The shining series was cool. I remember rocking the hardest boners when watching the lady getting put in her battle latex suit.

>>69460796
How to become a savory guy, like a chunky beef stew

>movie may
>now
anyone complaining is retarded, you literally forget how good you have it right now

>>69460468
>complaining
no, it's called baiting

>>69459667
Reporting doesn’t help jannies are also antis. They deleted my post last thread and I was mentioning stuff from the stray stream but the schizo babble remains untouched

>>69460923
Usually, when bad times are happening, you get through it by imagining that good times will come back again some day. That's how I got through last year.
But if an hour stream a week and a karaoke where she sings whore songs is all that there is to look forward to from now on, then I don't think I'm going to make it to next year.

my only complaint is that there is no members frame when I expected one, or that there was perhaps a miscommunication that lead me to expect one
another complaint would be that it was extremely cruel and sadistic to dangle the idea of a tummycam in front of my face like that

>>69461200
I have no idea what you said but I guarantee you deserved it.

>>69461327
I doubt he deserved it more than our usual retard

>>69459879
Gundam Unicorn is probably the coolest

>>69461308
Cover destroyed my dream of there ever being a footcam pedicure stream where she paints her toenails light blue while talking to us about her day. So I don't see why you'd ever get a tummy cam.

>>69461290
>Whore songs
Tell me you're a schizo without telling me you're a schizo. Good riddance fag no one will miss you

>>69461290
You only described this one specific week, (while conveniently leaving out the members stream before that) while also ignoring the plenty of 3 to 4 hour streams these last three weeks. You're embarrassing.

https://youtu.be/ribjbgNZK2g?si=H1BYMybykh-FaEyn

So its was true. I was able to hear this again. Joyous day!

>>69460796
I would say Cover pushes for all female dance classes for moderate to actual celebrities so no need to worry but that’s JP and ID. Seeing how they hate EN and get their opinions from the dumbest members it’ll depend on Gura. That said America is really good with female only spaces long as she’s not in a state obsessed with troons

>>69460796
Do you honestly thing Gura would do it otherwise?

>>69461327
I thought jannies were supposed to be secretive you’re giving yourself up.

>>69461414
The soundtrack is doing some real heavy lifting but fair

>>69461515
>he doesn't think the song literally called "paint the town red" where she brags about taking a ton of cock is a whore song

>>69461795
>troonmaxxing turns out to be your best shot at befriending gura and becoming her dance partner.
Are there any chumbuds strong enough to answer the call? What say you?

>>69461616
Why did you conveniently leave out that this one specific week happened to be one of if not the most important week of the year as far as her showing us love goes?

>>69461692
Unless I miscounted she really sung 30 songs. It didn’t feel like that much but it was nearly 3 hours. Her throat is really strong

>>69462117
you're welcome, I trained it myself

>>69461985
there are many chumbuds in this thread craving for cock so yea I guess they exist

>>69462410
>Chumbuds

>>69456680
Playing video games and thinking about her.

>>69462458
well theyre always dreaming about futa gura so its very confusing

Her tail pillow can be ordered outside of Taiwan. That's good to know.

>>69462410
That shit is so low IQ. Humans obsessing over physical pleasures really depresses and disgusts me of being human too.

>>69462100
And she showed us love. Why are you downplaying it so fucking hard when it was good?

>>69456680
playing islands of insight now that my computer isn't crashing because I put the gpu in the second slot instead of the first slot

>>69450522
Anyone want to buy her used socks? It's super sweaty and it came straught from her feet

>>69461795
My college made all of the old men/women bathrooms into “all gender” bathrooms and now they are always full of men and women have to wait until they’re empty.

>>69462647
thats hot asf

>>69462919
that's ironic, everyone here is obsessed with Gura, that's a physical pleasure.

>>69461795
these dance classes are mostly because of gura's own interests and not cover mandated, hence why she learns tiktok dances... without doing the tiktok for it

>>69460796
probably, but gura is old. aint nobody picking up our little hag. and gura likes burly men so it's the easiest ignore / not interested probably and theres enough other girls for them to be successful.

maybe I should go to dance classes hm but im already quite old. wonder if that would be a strategy. regardless, i've never been to dance classes, i thought they only allow signing up with a dance partner? Or is it different for hiphop dance which is mostly single or group entirely without a partner

what is going on I've had like 4 shitposting catalog threads get jannied today

Shit been busy and forgot about the iPass stuff, shit's all old out already

>>69463647
What’s a catalog thread? Is it a thread where everyone uses ‘sage’ to prevent it from bumping into page 1 of the index, meaning it’s easiest found via catalog? That’s the only reasonable definition I could think of…

>>69463829
no, its like literally just janny deleting threads while we are having our shitposting containment general. sometimes you can sneak them through, but today janny is 404ing them

>>69463419
I understand you’re probably under the age of 18 but these things existed before tiktok.

>>69463897
she literally called them tiktok dance you senile retard and thats what they are. songs popularized by tiktok. dances popularized by tiktok.

>>69460796
>>69460524
there are a lot of girls only dance classes only a huge fucking faggot would go to a dance class
>>69461795
Gura's classes aren't cover related. she said she started doing them so she can have a hobby

Look at my wife.

>>69463543
try bar trivia instead if you are on the older side and want a pickup group activity. There is a gap between ages 30 and 60 for dance classes.

Child

some of you need to relax with your horny posting outside of here

>>69464368
I barely even horny post here, though I do often have nice thoughts about all the things me and my sharkwife like to get up to together.

when is gura bringing her """brother"""" on stream like Nerissa??

>>69464162
Cover doesn’t care why you’re doing it they still push for it to be all female and relatively private. At least that’s what they did for ID and JP

>>69464768
He said her hoodie looks like a penis and is therefore persona non grata

>>69464368
Do you really believe her entire fanbase is confined to this thread or even this board? Saying that here means nothing

>>69464944
yeah, most Gura fans are big normies
i went on the discord the other day to find the karaoke archive and it was interesting to see how many regulars aren't even on there

>>69461893
I don't know anymore.

>>69465153
as has been said many times, that place is barely even about her at the end of the day
still a good resource for info and such, and also good for unarchived stuff if you're a newfag and don't know where else to go I guess

>>69465153
I'm there, but only for the projects that get sent to her, I never post anything.

>>69459344
So are you ever going to say what you're talking about?

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1759382291728724034
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1759382291728724034
https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1759382291728724034

>>69464368
nyo there needs to be more hornyposters

>>69465236
You're just a shitposter, got it

>>69465789
It's over

https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1759382291728724034
She is the hat?

>>69466116
She is a hat for the head of my penis.

>>69466116

I got a hornypost for you.
Imagine Gura hugging you, refusing to let go while she tells you that she loves you and needs you.

>>69465789
>>69466116
So when it says that I have to buy 5 items from the shop is that 5 real money items? or like an in game currency?

>>69465153
>the discord
the only reason I even use that is to get it to send notifications to my phone when jewtube is being jewish and because musk nuked not twitter

>>69466263
FFFFFUCK I'M GUNNA BUST

>>69466263
I can't see her doing anything like that. At least not to us. She doesn't feel that way about chumbuds.

>>69466409
she feels that way about me though

>>69466409
She feels that way about everyone except (You). (You) could disappear forever and she wouldn't care.

>>69466366
yea right

>>69466263

>>69466616
Even though she reads my superchats and messages all the time, I think you're still probably very right about the second part.

>>69466923
that's a good thing

i need to pee

>>69465789
>>69466116
>go to site
>enjoy tokyo with roblox
what in the godamn

One thing I realized is that Gura is my real, exclusive girlfriend.

>>69467661
my post btw

>>69465789
I think it would kind of be hilarious if they still don't have roblox perms but they have this thing going on. Not that I ever want her to play roblox.

>>69467661
usually, you get to spend more time with a girlfriend than this

>>69467838
But I spend all day every day with her.

>>69466322
It's robux. The only way to get robux is to either buy it with money or create in-game assets to sell to other people that have gotten robux from money. real money is the only robux faucet.

>>69467955
you really don't

>>69468240
He doesn't because I do

>>69468240
I really do. >>69468247 is also me btw.

why does japan love making white girls Japanese Ambassadors so much

>>69467820
roblox perms are really iffy. the company doesnt really own the games, the games dont own the assets and everything is monetized somehow. theres a lot of intellectual theft happening over there but the really big corpos either havent noticed or think its
>negligible
losses when roblox ranks among some of the highest profiting games but also mostly due to their exploitative nature.
I doubt theyre willing to give cover permissions because they dont want to be investigated in the first place.

>>69468478
I think it would just be like a rhythm game situation, where a selection of experiences are approved to broadcast. Once you are in the tokyo experience you aren't going to be subject to some kid's kmart sonic remake.

>>69468592
Oh yeah, that would probably work. Just be given permissions for the official games. I think VRChat worked similar where the game was allowed but only on self published maps and maybe maybe official maps

>>69468432
Gura is a shark from Atlantis I don’t think that counts as white

>>69468478
I don’t think the ones using other peoples ip are monetized. But roblox is kind of like old school youtube though. What killed that was the apocalypse and the realization that they have power over youtube same can’t be said for roblox. It’d be a government issue to try and stop it

>>69468432
Aren't the ambassadors half JP and half EN? Isn't the real question why does Cover not want ID to be ambassadors?

>>69468432
because they get big noombers and big noombers make investors go "EHHHHHH?! SUGOI!!!"

>>69468746
I’m pretty sure no one, except maybe biboo, wants to play roblox

I want to sexually bully and ryona this pissy creature T u T

I hope she's happy

>>69469180
I hope she isn't, depressed Gura is the hottest version of Gura

>>69468910
Because it’s not Covers choice. Whenever Gura gets put for things like this they are specifically asking for Gura to be the face. Most of their sponsors/collabs are like that it’s why they didn’t bring out the homos. It goes like this
>We want to hire this talent
>We want your girls for this
>We want Hololive Production or Cover to advertise this
Most game ones are the second to third, special merchandise/productions are a mix of the first and second, with special events or big sponsors being the first.

She seemed the happiest she's been in a long time the day of the Valentines ASMR stream, but it was probably for whatever she was doing later.

>>69467107
probably, yeah.

>>69469617
Yeah, she was really excited for yesterday's karaoke, she was really shining. I thought she was badass rapping too. I love her so much.

kek. get dunked on, anti.

I'd like to dunk on Gura's mom's cunny

what's up, chumbies?

>>69469908
Ya I don't understand why chumbuds don't like her rapping, when she tries she's unironically one of the top 3 rappers in Hololive.

I wonder if she really did eat pizza like she said she did or if the reason her stomach rumbled was because she was saving room for dinner.

>>69470082
Chumbuds do like it, don't let a few shitters make you think they don't.

>>69470082
It felt like she was really feeling herself, her voice was dripping with really cute confidence. I think she knew people were going to be impressed. I hope she pulls out some more surprises in the future.

>>69470082
I do like her rapping, just not the mumblerap garbage. That shit sucks.

Cute hat

>>69470082
Who are the other 2?

>>69470128
When I say I eat pizza I mean I ate all 8 slices, but Gura probably only ate 4 or less. Easy to imagine her stomach was still hungry when you realize that was probably her only meal all day knowing her.

>>69470305
NTA, I'm assuming Mori and maybe Watame? Or Korone, those are the only 2 JP I think I've ever heard rap.

>>69470077
just finished unlocking mostly everything in bf2042 by using the bot lobbies. feel like i cheated myself but in a good way

>>69470233
You can hear her turning red during the first minute then as the song goes on she gets more confident. I actually would like to hear her do a harder one

Look at this

>>69470322
NTA, but that's because you're a fat fuck. Also, it'd depend on what size pizza. There is no way Gura is eating half of a 16' large pizza in one sitting.

>>69470305
https://youtu.be/sRMz1pXGCWA?t=29
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qyBJVUNLew

>>69470233
You could def tell she got into it and was on point in the 2nd half. Also that she practiced which maybe I'm the only one that thinks that was cute for a song like hat.

>>69470474
a 16 foot pizza would last gura 3 years

shark sex

>>69470474
I mean I can if that's all I eat all day, and I'm Mr. Skeleton.

>>69470128
I think the reason she made a big deal about it and acted all embarrassed is because she didn't want people thinking exactly what you're thinking.

>>69470568
You aren't a 110 pound girl.

>>69470474
Different anon but you sound like a manlet

>>69470392
If it’s solely on flow and rhythm then I wouldn’t put Mori in top 3. Have you seen her try to do songs that aren’t hers? Even some of her songs like the one with suisei are off kilter. Watame is pretty good

>>69470128
she ate one slice and felt full she doesnt even know what shes gonna eat next

>>69469167

>>69470457
That's my penis warmer

>>69470711
gura prefers dwarven men stupid lanklet

>>69470597
Then are you saying she didn't want us thinking she was going to dinner afterwards because she wasn't, or because she just didn't want us to think she was?

>>69469263
>>69470736

>>69470597
Anon she acted that way because she really just didn't want us to hear her tummy noises, she's actually super embarrassed by them even if she tries to play it off. She doesn't care about some retard anti theory.

>>69470597
>>69470943
You know thinking about it, it's ironic she loves farts but is deathly afraid of actually farting on stream herself.

>>69470496
Ok that was surprisingly impressive.

>>69470711
When I order pizza, I usually order 18" or larger. Eating half of that is like 2000 calories.

>>69470128
>>69470597
Yes, she forced her stomach to growl, so she could play up how much food she had earlier, so no one would think she was going to eat after the stream. Very plausible, congratulations.

>>69471128
>Yes, she forced her stomach to growl
Literally not possible. It's a sympatheitc repsone. Learn your biology. Next your gonna say giving yourself goosebumps can be done on command too.. :eye_roll:

>>69471125
Bro 18’ or larger is a xl to xxl pizza with 12 slices. The assumption was a regular large with 8 slices. How much that be costing you?

Years of Dwarfmaxxing finally paid off! Gura loves Dwarfbuds!

>>69470474
>>69470711
>>69471125
Chumbuds most medium pizzas you can easily eat by yourself is only 12", what pizza chains are you eating where it's more then that...?

Imagine still eating flat pizzas when the pizza sphere exists

Is this tard still reaching with his stupid rrats?

>>69471411
The I8" pizzas I order are still usually cut into 8 slices. I'm not sure what you mean.
And a typical 18" pepperoni pizza from a mom and pop pizza shop is around 22-26 dollars where I live.

I miss eating pizza

>>69471636
>chains
I don't order from pizza chains. I only order from local pizzarias because it's always better than shit like papa johns or pizza hut.

>>69471768
What's stopping you?

>>69470660
>>69470474
how much is that in kcal? I dont get burgermeasurements.
I weigh below 110lbs, I can eat a lot in one sitting relative to my size though. Due to reasons Ive spent most of my life eating only one meal a day.

>>69471653
I like my pizza how I like my sharkwife

Is it a red flag that she's only played 2 games since being back?

>>69471815
>weigh below 110lbs
holy moly chumbie. that's insane.

>>69471128
I think what he's implying is that her stomach rumbled because she didn't actually eat anything and when it happened she made up eating pizza so that people wouldn't think she was going out to Valentines dinner later or something. Not that she made it rumble on purpose. In other words, he's a cuckposter. Ignore him.

You know another interesting question is if Gura orders from local pizzerias or chains. Knowing her history with fast food and McDonald's though it's a safe bet she gets Pizza Hut or something similar.

>>69472027
A frozen pizza is more likely

>>69471799
I'm limiting my food intake

>>69471815
>Anon weighs 110lbs
Why are you so small and breedable?

>>69471923
No, fuck games. I need more zatsus and singing.

>>69471700
From the places I’ve gone to anything above 16 they usually divide it bigger with 10-12 slices

>>69471923
She's played 3 games anon.

>>69472191
They complain about streams while not watching any of them. Just ignore them one of them literally slipped up earlier in the thread

>>69471815
When Americans say that something is x calories, we actually mean kcal which is why the C is always capitalized on American food labels, products, and advertisements.
So one slice of an 18" pepperoni pizza is around 300-400 Calories or kcal.

>>69471925
>>69472091
lowest I was was 97 or 98, but that is a bit low.

Im not that small tho, like Im 5'8

>>69472517
nta im confused. did the anon you're replying to think that americans and the rest of the world measure our foods differently? doesn't everyone measure in calories?

>>69472517
You should like 150-160. You're a literal onahole anon, go fucking eat or drink a gallon of milk.

I like leftover pizza and a place near me makes a 20" one so I just buy that, eat a couple slices, and put the rest in the fridge. Then if I want some later, I just throw it in a toaster oven or in a regular oven on convect for 10-15 minutes and it tastes exactly the same. It doens't make sense to me to order something like a 12" pizza.

>>69472517
are you ogey chumbie

>>69472517
I feel you anon, I used to be 95lbs and 5'5 when I was 21.

>>69471815
110lbs? are you a fembud?

Gurass

>>69463714
Preorders for the TW stuff only started just now.

>>69473155
You're super late, Gurass poster

>>69473288
>$158 shipping

>>69472517
damn im 180 at 5'7

>>69472599
I'm that anon he was replying to and yes, we Americans do measure our food calories differently, but only in name.
A calorie is a unit of measurement of energy and it's defined as the amount of energy it takes to raise one cubic ml of water 1 degree Celsius. It's equal to 4.184 Joules.
However food contains way more energy than that and so people measure the energy in food in kilo calories or kcal. Americans just drop the "kilo" part and call them "food Calories". So 1 Calorie = 1 kcal.t
In other words, a piece of pizza that's 200 Calories is equal to 200,000 calories or 200 kcal.

>>69472599
I was aware that americans drop the kilo when talking about calories. but I had no Idea how 18" pizza translates into k/cal.

>>69472363
mhh, if I get a pizza like that in the evening I can eat 75% of that, assuming 8 slices, if I didnt have anything else all day (and no soda)

>>69472663
>150
thats way too much, I went above 130 once, a few years ago, but that made me look fat, so I wouldnt go above 125lbs again. my frame is pretty small

>>69472913
I dunno, Ive never really worried about my weight much cause ive been naturally light all my life due to circumstances. its never really been a downside, except for that time where I dropped below 100 and the docs put an anorexia diagnosis in my file.

>>69473726
If you look fat at 130 at that height, you need more lean muscle mass. You must have a tiny frame holy fuck you're so breedable and submissive T u T

>>69473521
that's fine if you have alot of muscle. >>69473645
i knew the first part but not the second part. ty

>>69473496
did you buy several?

>>69473987
No

>>69474122
how did you make an account since it needs a tw number

>>69474341
It gave me the option to use my google account to sing up.

>>69474434
oh...

>>69474122
It might actually be cheaper to wait for resellers...

Why didn't she stream what is she even doing

>>69473830
>you need more lean muscle mass.

what would I need muscles for anon. Ive teeth. I can open a soda bottle even without help!