/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

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Next Stream: Amazing Cultivation Simulator (Tuesday)

Guest Appearance: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPRKfTNvL8g

Last Stream: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=remb9HEXqNY (Members Only)
Latest Short: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1brMfijf2w

Snowed In 【Shiori Novella Visual Novel】: https://shiorinovella.itch.io/shiorivisualnovella
Whisper Whisper Whisper【Shiori Novella Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tgCgHwIWgUU
MEGITSUNE【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OffTXFgbn7A

I'm Terry-fied Now【Shiori Novella Original】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4s5fTJXNL9I&t=5093s
Halloween Night, Tonight!【hololive English -Advent- Cover】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqXrBy_FIU0
Rebellion【hololive English -Advent- Debut Song】: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYNYhSsR8EE

Schedule: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkqwIcO3YN8
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Shiorium Archive: https://rentry.org/shiorium_archive
Shiori Improvisations: https://rentry.org/b72cv

SHIORI CUTE

>>69423737
Huh?

SHIORI A CUTE

I love Shiorin.
(Fixed this sprite after that one anon pointed a mistake yesterday)

Shiori~n

>>69423940
How did we do with the wrestling thing? Are we participating in the divegrass?

Which one of these would be best for a Shiori pilot? I'm thinking the purple one with the helmet, but I'm not sure yet.

>>69424128

>>69424147
What do you mean by "a Shiori pilot?"

>>69424230
So, all the advent is participating together? Geil. Can we know the players? Are there some based on /shig/ memes?

>>69424239
The SD Gundam G Generation games let you make custom pilots to use instead of characters from the series. I'm thinking about making a whole squad based off Advent but since I'm not playing on PC I can't import my own portraits so I'm stuck with the ones that are already in the game. I've already picked out the ones I'm using for the rest but I can't decide which one would be best for Shiori.

>>69423895
So what's the endgame if both RP Shiori and Stream Shiori isn't for (You)?

>>69424458
Advent is one team
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vt/_League_6
I don't know details though, not the anon who originally posted this

>>69424520
I see. What's wrong with the one with white hair and yellow eyes?

>>69424239
I think he means "Which suit would best fit Shiori if she was a mech pilot?"
>>69424147
Honestly, any of the helmeted ones would fit Shiori, if they changed the color scheme to fit hers. Personally, I'd like to see Shiori in the bottom middle's uniform. But the real question is that would Shiori side with the Feddies, or Zeon?

Shiori is your younger sister now. Now what?

>>69424610
Thanks. Guess I'll wait till that anon posts again to ask him.

>>69424611
The one on the bottom row? I just thought it looked too serious but I didn't even notice the yellow eyes. I'll probably use that one actually because of that.

/here/

>>69424760
Take good care of her like my own.

I love my wife Shiorin~

>>69424900
Post her posts from /wAIfu/.

>>69424610
When the game going to start? Is there a date?

>>69425718
Her tits are not that big.

I wonder how the fuck Resu is going to design the watchalong outfit, please something that makes her boobs bigger...

Tits.

This was a fun week of streams plus a VN. Good job, Shiori.

I have regained consciousness, sorry

>>69426458

>>69426458
Yeah. I'm proud of her

>>69426458
Would've been perfect if she actually ate on the streams. That's the only part of Shiori that I hate

Shiori a cute
Hope the prompt isn't that hard today and hope you new shiggers try writing as well

>>69426599

>>69427458
Need more imouto

made to be a mother

>>69423576
Yeah I think it's sex today

>>69428440
The times where she acts as a mother (or a big sister) for the rest of Advent are among my favorites.

>>69428440
>>69428802

https://files.catbox.moe/bfrpej.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/htg7vj.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/lx8y23.jpg

SHIORI LOVE

>>69428917
I'll cook for our kids, don't worry about it

Playing the recordings of her tummy rumbling in front of her while showering her with praises and compliments!

>>69428917
I can cook, so it's not a problem

>>69428440
Yeah, with my child

>>69429541
look how happy she is

>>69428995
I wish tall muscular women were real...

>>69429541
Wait, is that a

>>69429541
That baby inside her?
Me

>>69429541
You forgot one spot

>>69429579
i want to see her as happy as she can be

>>69429541
>Deleted
Anon...you forgot to censor her butthole...
See you in 3 days

>rick steves europe
Ok then, Shiori.

>>69430433

>>69430433
I love Rick Steves

>>69430433
Ah fuck, I just realized I can't catch that stream since it's literally EU time slot.

>>69431011
Its appropriate this time

>>69429541
well that was fast
If only jannies were this quick 3 threads ago

is she autistic enough to play that game
I doubt it

>>69430433
>getting used to the Fantasy genre before watching LOTR
My w*fe is so smart!

I need her milk

>>69431121
uh...bran anon? You look kinda different today
You doing ok?

>>69431054
Yeah I guess. I should call off work kek. I hate my wagie job anyways

what did she mean by this
https://twitter.com/akaihaato/status/1759218611909226846

>>69431600
You can't eat it raw? Can't you READ?

Getting Shiori pregnant and pushing her down the stairs.

Fucking pregnant shiori so hard during the day the baby is due that you kill it with your cock.

the wallpaper is kinda nice, a bit late though

>>69432782
the winter one?

>>69432832
yes

>>69432782
Just move to a country where it mainly snows and you're golden

someone should comission my 2nd wife to draw shiorin today

Shiori should sing chipi chipi chapa chapa.

Shiori should sing down with the sickness

Shiori should sing Juice
https://youtu.be/cSj6J4ZA5Us

I'm watching the Slay the Princess stream right now and this might be the only time Shiori, the Archivist, from Hololive, interacts tangentially through same voice actor with Jon, the Archivist, from the Magnus Archives. Literally nobody is fans of both of them at once but me so literally nobody but me will appreciate the subtle convergence of two characters who have similar roles.

Well, at least Shiori made a hit tweet

>>69434047
>Jon, the Archivist, from the Magnus Archives
I will give a try to your podcast

Good morning I love Shiori

>>69434807
proof?

>>69434549
Where's she going?

She turned herself into a French fry. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

>nobody woke me up with a cute pic of Shiori.
It's okay, novelites...

>>69434881
" I only ever thought there were two kinds of love; the one you would kill for, and one you would die for. But seeing her made me realize that she was the kind of love I would live for"

Can a boyfailure save a girldisaster?

>>69436307
Here. Good morning, hope you had a good rest

>>69436307

>>69436307
because is Sex morning today, duh.

>>69436307
sorry but shiori has made me too horny for her

Today is a sex prompt from our after valentine's sex session

Shiori's tweet actually reminded me that I have a two week of cucumber in my fridge.

>>69437075
Does it look worse than Shiori's? I have only a couple molded stuff around the house and none of them are vegetables.

GFE prompt.

>>69437427
Looks and smells fine. Feels slightly more soft than normal so I'll definitely eat it today and/or tomorrow.

SEX PROMPT

tic tac toe prompt

Oh my, an actual GFE prompt. Time to cook boys

I thought about shiocock at first

>Maybe you should say something.
DONT PRESSURE ME SHIORI

It's time to be cringe.

Shiori this is your time to heart everyone who doesn't write a love confession

Next outfit should have fivehead hairstyle.

Aaaaaaa bros, I can't, I'm too embarrassed, go on without me...

>>69437942
>How is my new haircut?
>SHIORI I LOVE YOU

Can I really write about us smooching as a submission?

>>69438039
Yes, thats what i'm writing.

>>69438074
It depends, I got away with a kiss on her forehead, don't know about the lips

I don't get it, was she cutting her hair while I was in the room?

>>69438287
Anon, She cut her hair on stream and put it in a bag...

>>69438407
For narrative purposes was I in the room with my eyes closed while she cut her hair?

Shiori is amazing. I love her.

>>69438447
She told you (me) to turn around for a few minutes.

>>69438447
You're thinking about it too much, this should be a no think prompt

A GFE prompt, finally. How do I get away with bullying her and saying that her hair looks stupid and her bangs look stupid and that she's stupid and Pepper is stupid?

I'll be disappointed if I don't see a single smooch. Come on guys, you have a perfect chance. You raise your hand to fix her hair, she puts her cheek I your palm, grabs your hand, tensions rising, your lips are getting closer, lips perked, eyes closed, BOOM, she's pregnant.

>>69439137
No one is THAT daring with these prompts.

>>69439137
But sure, I'll write it. Then you all can say that she hates things like that if she doesn't heart me.

>>69439137
I'm not good enough to write stuff like that without sounding corny or cringe. Even though I've seen people do prompts like that before and get hearted.

>>69439375
Actually kissing her? PROOF?

>>69439182
Hey, I posted one where I asked her to make children.

>>69439409
I only remember like, stuff on the cheek and heavily implied marriage I'm pretty sure. I don't really read others peoples prompts. Just go to any of the previous GFE prompts and ctrl-F something related to kissing.

I think I might be gay I really wanna kiss shiori

This prompt is GFE as fuck. I don't even know what to say to Shiori besides "you look cuter than usual"

>>69439619
Ahhh that makes more sense, I meant the very act of kissing the way that anon described

I always feel like I'm a guardian of the thread during prompt hours. Good luck to all the writers.

>>69439137
>>69439521
>>69439678
>>69439704
Take it easy lads. Slow is fast, and fast is steady. She has mentioned she likes to take things slow.

>>69440369
You may say that I'm limit testing

>>69440369
but we've been taking it slow for the past 6 months when are we gonna get some action?

>>69440418
Brave novelknight, I kneel.

>>69440369
I'll slowly put my dick in her mouth then

>>69440578
Unironically you could because cock is not filtered I think

Yeah I'm not getting a heart for this. I'm blushing as I'm writing it

Has anyone ever just gone full NSFW on her prompts?

Remember to use the meta for more hearts. Short one liner and then prompt response.

>>69441070
When she was looking at filtered responses one day she may have implied that someone did

>>69440508
True. I should add in that we slowly escalate how he show our affection towards her. Hand holding and etc.

>>69441070
She said people do when she's looking through the filtered replies, and she heavily considered not allowing the "Snatch steal Shiori in face down position" one.

>>69441130
>>69441217
Member stream where she releases the Snider cut so to speak.

THE COOKIE PROMPT FOLLOW UP BETTER BE A DREAM

>>69441485
I'm sorry anon, you're going to hospital.

>>69440369
True, she's mentioned she prefers a slow burn and a romantic build up before she gets to straight fucking in her otome games

A story continuation in the comments will be chosen for a mini-comic panel next week

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCK SHIORI

Fuck she got me writing for TWO prompts today

>>69440369
That thinking is flawed logic. It's not the same Shiori each prompt and the relationship is set by the prompt. I would argue now is your chance. It's Shiori, just Shiori and you're close.

>>69441774
It's over. She's choosing her favorite. Whoever gets it won the Shioribowl.

Wait a minute, this is just her cannibalism fetish isn't it

What the fuck? Kinda weird.

MR WRITER THIS IS YOUR CHANCE PLEASE WIN FOR US

>implying Shiori hasn't already chosen one of her friends to win

>>69441942
No but she got horny while writing it.

Valentine's Day story?

>>69441942
The end felt very sexual I would say

WTF WTF

So how can we turn it around for a interespecies RAW AND FURIOUS SEX SCENE that Shiori's gay friend will have to create art for?

Is it every Shiggers for themselves or can I ask for advice?

It'll be chosen by whatever gets the most updoots, prechat clique wins.

Rabid sex with Shiorin!

>>69442242
You can ask, I have no idea what to tell you tho because I'm bad with prompts like these

>>69442293
Not a popular contest

>>69442181
I'm just spitballing but how exactly would one take her brains out? You obviously need to violate her with your dick in the nostrils and eyeholes and then scrape the brain out.

>>69442300
>>69442374
You'd think she'd prefer the story to go down a dark route or something comedic instead? I feel as though most people reply with comedic responses on horror prompts.

>>69442456
I try to be dark to keep the prompt idea in mind but now you have to consider what Shiori would prefer... And what exactly is she allowed to be made a comic

sometimes... i'm thinkin about dem itty witties
and that delicious wit wat cereal

>>69442456
Horror + pinch of questionable / deniable romance. Some twilight shit basically.

>>69442592
But she hasn't watched it yet...

>>69442456
I feel most of the prompts will go with that, start like something dark and then some plot twist with a goofy ending.

>>69442456
Don't forget that it needs to be turned into a comic page.

>>69442651
It's a natural aphrodisiac for females.

>>69441855
>It's not the same Shiori each prompt
This is the loophole she uses so that we can never get closer to her. The continuation prompts are the closest thing but even those end eventually and the cycle restarts.

>>69442558
>>69442830
If its the usual 4 panel comic from her lesbian friend than that makes things harder for me. That artist doesn't seem to draw any horror.

>>69443003
Well she has drawn every art for these so I'm just assuming its her. She could totally ask someone else for a comission tho because it needs to be made in a week.

>>69442445
>>69442181
I told you guys to do your little girl x monster reps.

he is trying

Fuck the members one is a bit harder. I'll do my best.

>>69443902
He has the courage and the spirit, I'll give him that.

lil bro is using the meme arrows in the members comments...

I give up.
It's better to not write and never have a chance than be rejected. Fuck this idea.

>You could make out a vague unamused expression on her face
THIS ACTUALLY DOESNT MAKE SENSE

>>69444268
i only ever write for prompts i get immediate inspiration on, not gonna try forcing shit

>>69444171
Kinda cringe, novelrystocrat.

I only have monster sex in my mind I can't reply to the prompt seriously...

Aside from the usual writers, doesn't seem like many people are participating.

>>69444881
Its only been 44 minutes and this is a hard as fuck prompt.

Just go for the Beauty and the Beast route, is not that hard

>>69444938
I was going to but thought it would be too cliche

fuck off rissa

> squirrel came back
> but now it's a lovecraftian monstrosity
> you fight with it
> win as Shiori cheer you on
> everything goes back to normal
> "maybe I should cook the next time" or " I knew we should've went with the chocolate"
You can steal it, I don't write.

>>69445187
Too hard to draw I think

>>69445237
The drawing part is fucking me up

>>69445360
Now you're just writing to get picked...

>>69445407
Isn't everyone?

>>69445436
I feel like most people wouldn't think about the drawing part when writing.

>>69445360
Don't count your kfps before they hatch or something like that.

>>69445407
Isn't that what she wants us to do? I mean sure you can write just for fun, but she has made this into a competition
>>69445237
>>69445360
I think if you give Shiori and the artist enough material for the comic, you should be fine.

>>69445557
I'm writing with the idea that I won't get picked, have you seen the other writers and how they do it? I could never.

>>69445613
I'm holding out hope, but yeah. The others have better writing kek. If I don't get picked, then it is what it is. It's fun writing for prompts.

>>69445613
Honestly, same. I know people don't like the usual suspects but they write fucking essays for this shit.

>>69445814
Essay don't become comics. Those people are being retards.

>>69443902
Slap a clever title on it and stretch it out over 200 pages and you have a best seller for women

Holy wall of text Batman.
Nearly 700 words

>>69446279
A couple of months ago I made these posts >>/a/258660129 where I go through shoujo anime that came out in the last decade proving that there is basically no rape in there. I have yet to figure out why men are so obsessed with the idea of rape in shoujo manga, an idea that, it bears repeating, has no basis in reality.

>>69446653
Novelites are dumbfucks, who cares, it's less competition, she can't turn a novel into a mini-comic.

what are you talking about

Non-heart schizos, how we feeling right now? Are you having a laugh at them going through this much anxiety to scribble a couple of words? Are you afraid about their upcoming melties? Non-writers keep on winning.

>>69446946
I'm okay and I'm a writer. Not having expectations is the best when it comes to stuff like this.

Shiori should do a pee endurance stream

I got a like, I was worried I would get filtered.

Waiting for Uh********** to post his.
He's her favorite writer.

Guys, is our oshi... you know...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBIlXSgmeTc

About time
https://twitter.com/shiorinovella/status/1759315114782535980

>>69448039
manifesting more biboo collabs

Ten clips from the archive to be viewed and saved from destruction.

https://streamable.com/xr0jf9
https://streamable.com/iskp0m
https://streamable.com/yfjfvn
https://streamable.com/imd50u
https://streamable.com/2n4vcp
https://streamable.com/tn8fxg
https://streamable.com/wnqk8p
https://streamable.com/hwienv
https://streamable.com/d2vjsj
https://streamable.com/f1umj7

>これは片思いだけど、俺はシオリのことを世界の誰よりも愛している!
>いつもシオリのことを考えている!
>シオリのために俺を全部犠牲にする!
>俺のゴスなシオリ姫の可愛い声がいつも好きだ!
>永遠にシオリのそばにいる!
>俺の空想でシオリと子供を作るために、シオリといつも手を握って、ラブラブエッチする!

Shiori, ich hàbb dir lïab!

>>69448054
She didn't clean the fridge, she just dumped it in a landfill.

These stories are ass, get some new material shiggers. All the endings are either the same or some unfunny bull shit.

>>69448054
what does she mean by this?

>>69221224
I made good on my promise

>>69448138
Audience reflects the streamer.

>>69448039
Sex? I know right

>>69448224
You're all DORKS

>>69448212
Her fridge is so clean she considers it new.

>>69448138
You have to understand that they're typing through filters. It's not about the story, it's about the hearts. You want to be a top commentator on her channel don't you?

>>69448212
She never cleaned her fridge, it was so bad that she just bought a new one and got rid of the old one.

>>69448054
>>69448212

>>69448306
I believe this rrat. How old was her fridge even? That's a normal functioning piece of electronic that she just yeeted, lol.

She didn't say she threw out the cucumber.

>>69448138
Hey I said I was bad.

>>69448212
If she's the type to keep moldy food around she's also the type to keep her fridge around until it falls apart. I vote for the second half being the joke.
Also, do we have a Shiori face with a pondering or inquisitve expression?

>>69448287
I'm already a top commenter!

>>69448287
I REJECT MY STATUS AS A TOP COMMENTER JOJO

I finished cooming. Now I can write for the prompts with no impure thoughts clouding my writing.

>>69448595
Like this or what?

Oh good god

>>69448287
Is top commenter something to brag about? It goes from 138 hearts to 65 hearts, and with Shiori handing them out like candy everyone's a top commenter.

>>69448875
Not quite, I was thinking more of a detective solving the case vibe (picrel). Still gonna save yours though, I didn't have that one.

>>69448944

>>69448848
But so many great authors had their minds clouded by drugs and depression...

>>69449030

A man entered her house to install the new fridge....

>>69449147
yeah me

>>69449147
DYRBI, she likely told him to drop it off outside the door and struggled for hours to get it installed herself.

>>69449147
A bald, burly, 52 year old dude named Jaroslaw. It's over.

>>69449147
Maybe she just ordered it, its not there yet

Can you guys like my prompt so it's at the top please? You know the one.

>>69449147
Yeah me. I'm an ugly ojisan btw.

>>69449431
I got you king

Girlbros... I'm sorry...

>>69449431
i got you

>>69449431
oops i gave a dislike, sorry, im a ditzy anon

>>69449431
Oops I got fat fingers, I disliked you too.

>>69449431
The membership or the community?

>>69448054
Do you guys believe she used the cucumber as a dildo? The fact that she posted the pic 3 days after Valentine's and the cucumber is more moldy on 1 half seems weird

>>69450519
It still has the plastic wrapping on it, so no.

>>69450519
The plastic was still on, so unless Shiori is real freaky deaky, no.

>>69450601
>so unless Shiori is real freaky deaky
well... she kinda is...

The comic will be a 4-koma, right? Just write with a 4-koma style storyboard in mindset.

>>69450519
You obviously never inserted anything into your holes if you have questions like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjYSs_qPRKA

Man, that was fun writing for both prompts. Good luck bros

I wish I could make everyone in the world as miserable as me

>>69451051
You too, was a contrast between them.

I wrote with the expectation I've lost. My writing is terrible, nobody likes it. But, I want to participate in Shiori's activities.

No melty over >friend

Choking Shiori (non-sexually) (intent to murder) (she dislikes it and fears for her life)

>>69451175
The writing really fried my brain and reverted to ESL. I had to decipher what you said kek, Thanks! And yeah the public and members were night and day.

>>69451322
Why would it happen again?

bad.

Wait, I'm seriously the only one that doesn't write? Am I a bad Novelite?

>>69451525
you
yes

>>69451567
Why don't you?

>>69451567
No not at all. As long as you support her or just watch her, you're fine. I do encourage writing for prompts though. I used to not write till recently and I'm having fun . And when your story gets hearted, oh man the ecstasy

>>69451567
>>69451745
I only write joke responses but I hope she actually has a laugh when she hearts them, and doesn't just heart them for effort or something

>>69451567
You can enjoy Shiori however you want. I like writing.

>>69451745
This is a dangerous path you're walking brother, you're lucky you're new

>>69451567
YEAH YOU'RE THE WORST I HATE YOU SHE HATES YOU GOD HATES YOU No, you're fine. Not everyone is into the writing prompt thing.

>>69451848
You can even not enjoy Shiori at all. For example I hate her, she ruined my life.

>>69451567
I don't write because I'm too shy to actually perform engagement of any kind besides maybe typing in chat once in a blue moon or spamming emotes with everyone

Dragging this novelite to in front of Shiori and telling her "Anon has something he wants to say to you"

>>69452072
You can start anytime! Go on a write for the GFE prompt anon!

>>69452122
Ehhh!?? I don't have anything to say to her...

>>69452072
same

>>69451688
I suffer from late-stage ESLism and it's terminal.

>>69452481
That's now what you told me. Go on, Shiori's waiting.

>>69452537
I do too! Didn't stop me

>>69446946
I just don't think on it. The whole Shiori will pick a follow-up is neat, gives a cool chance to see what kind of quality other shiggers can pull.

God probably doesn't exist and justice will never happen
It's just eternity of reincarnating back into the same universe of sadistic demons hurting everyone else

>>69452657
I can't pull anything of quality thats for sure

>>69452566
h-hey...

>>69452122
>>69452566
You're giving me Vietnam flashbacks, stop that

>>69452920
>Shiori looking at you silently, patiently waiting for you to speak

>>69452920
The girls behind Shiori laugh at you as Shiori waits staring at your face inquisitively

>>69452566
Yo, you free this Sunday night? I got some tickets for the nessex show.

>>69452862
"So what'd you want to tell me anon?"

>>69423576
the angle of the ice cream and the angle of the cup drawn triggers me so goddamn much its unreal

>>69452718
Are those demons attractive women with horns and a leather bikini?

>>69453285
No they're fucking psychopaths who torment people for nothing, take high ranking government positions, molest children, and enjoy media that I dislike.

>>69453425
you're the cutefag arent you?

>>69453459
no I'm the whiny cunt who fucks up everyone's fun

>>69453514
you're already better than him then

>>69453534
You wanted something, sweatie? I'm all ears.

>>69453238
i got the new mario party for the gamecube if u wanna play, we can eat pizza too..

Texting Shiori that I'm gonna an hero specifically at a time of day when I know she doesn't have her phone nearby so that she has to live thinking it's her fault for not having her phone on her and stopping me

>>69453856
I want to live a fulfilling life.

>>69454011
Lead one?

>>69454382
Lead??? Ummmm... rather with gold.

Warm cats smell really good. What does Nyanvella smell like?

I'm a loser.

>>69454786
I bet you got a nice fat cock and 6-digit bank account.

>>69454786
so am I
God created me to embarrass and mock me for his entertainment
I'm sure all the angels in heaven are having a swell time watching me fail
he also made sure to give me loving parents so that I'd feel guilty about an hero, and won't cut their entertainment short

>>69453064
>>69453136
The only way you can make it worse is having people say that they'll tell her for you even though you're fine with just having a distant crush because you're too shy

>>69455460
I know that feeling...

>>69452566
"Would you like to have a sleepover at my house Shiori? We can stay up late and watch some horror movies while my parents are asleep. I even bought a lot of candy like kit kats."

This was actually pretty fun. I imagined Shiori wearing her Barbie backpack while listening to all of this. She should do a prompt like this next week.

>>69454942
Unfortunately, that doesn't disqualify you from loser boyfailure no

>>69455460
>>69455521
Anon, where happened to your balls?

>>69455626
I knew the girl was in love with someone else

Things like that are not permitted for someone like me. I'm not allowed.

I will never have lasting meaningful happiness.

You guys mind if I start making sadshis again to make fun of you? I find your posts hilarious.

>>69456023
I wouldn't mind if you set me on fire

>>69456023
Its not like we can stop you

>>69456023
If someone can derive pleasure from my worthless existence

Screw everlasting happiness. We people /here/ thrive on quick bursts of hapiness. 3 hours max.

Shiori talking to me and getting offended because I stopped listening for a while, she thinks I don't care about her but I was just lost in thoughts imagining my head being cut off with a rusty machete

>>69456158
Anon, I can't feel emotions. It's so hard for me to know what sadness really feels like. I just became an uncle and I had to pretend for an hour straight that I'm happy even tho I don't know how that looks. My cousin's funeral should've been sad since he was only 22 and everybody cried but I was just standing there numb. How does it feel to be sad? Please explain it to me.

>>69455626
I have crippling issues related to fear of failure and emotional rejection that prevents me from putting myself out there or trying things stemming from my childhood
I've been getting better bit by bit

I crashed

>>69456354
This may sound weird and it's not a troll suggestion, but have you tried looking in the mirror as soon as you wake up and saying to yourself 10 times: "I'm a little bitch". I did that too, and it's so hard not to look away. It's hard to face the truth and I finally get it but it gave me enough courage to go on with my day. Unironically helped me.

It didn't have to be significant. It'd be something like hey anon, let's meet at your house and then we'll go to the mall and hang out. But the time would arrive and the text message where are you bro, we're waiting for you at the mall would arrive and I'd crawl into bed and hope the day would be over.

>>69456546
The last time I did this the fuckers came into my house

52 hours more to go...

>>69456864
Imagine a thread lasting this long

Who wants to bake the next one?

So what thats it we just wait till tuesday?

>>69456983
What else is there to do?

>>69456981
If you want just remember to change the last short

>>69457033
Nah, you do it, you're better at it.

>just jwu up
>thread shit
>go bacc to eep

>>69457106
I'm not even the main baker

>>69457128
Congrats kid, you've been promoted.

>>69457128
There isn't one.

I hate you guys for noticing the page skip

>>69457246
>>69457246

My wife

Shiori would never love me.

My wife actually.

Wifevella, my beloved vella

Still my wife...

my Shiowife

my wife

Picture of my wife is attached to this post.

stop posting about my wife, thanks

MY WIFE!

That word is not allowed.

My wiferinoooo

I love my wife

>>69458056
wit wat cereal but replace the Ws with Ks?