/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Love you Pippa, have a good night and try to not spend too much rolling or dragon loli.

ﾕｳﾀﾞｲｽｷｰ!

Memory.... shin....

jong

dear whoever kept asking for airi,
i ALREADY did this some time ago pic related. but i will do another just because you asked.

I FUCKING LOVE CLARA CLARA CLARA CLARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why did Lia flake on the jong?

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

One day Clara will embrace her inner and outer hag

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

Fran Kunter

>>69405844
I will wait till you finish then come rape you

Clara isn't doing her purr enough. I miss it.

Did Hime SEGGS tonight?

>>69405747
>rolling or dragon loli.
Fuck

Consider.

>>69405675
NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | LIVE | Ending Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFH-Lnbxws
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Hunie Pop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fAGnbS6Tb8
Jelly Hoshiumi (05:00UTC | LIVE | Ending Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TFogeEFgA
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | LIVE | Ending Zatsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sWiUzEOo0

SOON
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 2h10m | Ringfit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

LATER
Erina Makina (10:00UTC | 3h10m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMt9MDQCoIk
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 4h10m | Earth Science: History of Earth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPnhr74jBVQ
Utatane Nasa (14:00UTC | 7h10m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 7h10m | Something / Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

>Someone sent a $500 akasupa
Damn. Any chances he's an OG fan?

You have no idea just how powerful Clara is. In her orisong she states she can achieve 1 BILLION volts of potential. Do you have any idea just how much that is? Lightning strikes can occur with as little as a few tens of thousands of volts, and up to hundreds of thousands. She has control over TEN THOUSAND TIMES more potential! According to the Meek Criteria for the breakdown voltage of air, at standard conditions for temperature and pressure, you can create an electric arc in air with 3.4 megavolts. That means Clara can create an arc of lightning at about 300 meters! And that's in relatively dry air, if the humidity is increased, the arc distance can go up by a lot, enough to make an arc from over a kilometer for sure!
With 1 BILLION volts, even if you were wearing a full body gimp suit made of 2 centimeter thick electrically insulating rubber, she'd be able to grab your shoulder and effortlessly electrocute you through the rubber as if you were wearing nothing!
Clara's potential is so high that to be able to manipulate those voltages, her electrical organs have to be made of DIAMOND, because that's the only material with enough dielectric strength to have a chance at containing them. Literal DIAMOND.
Do you know how many electrical eels you'd need to generate as much voltage as one Clara? One eel can generate up to 860 volts, so one Clara is equivalent to 1 163 000 adult electric eels. With large eels of around 20 kilograms with around the density of water, that's 23 million liters of eels. An olympic swimming pool has a capacity of about 2.5 million liters, so that means to create as many volts as a SINGLE CLARA, you need about 10 Olympic swimming pools filled to the brim with electric eels.
If the current generated by Clara scales similarly, since an electric eel creates a shock of 0.2 amperes, this means Clara can muster 4.6 mega-amps! With this much current, Clara only needs to shock you for a nanosecond and you will explode with as much energy as a kilogram of TNT!
This is the true power of Clara Kaminari.

I HATE Yumu

its been like 10 minutes since memory took the last bite, i dont think she likes it

>>69405853
cwnbj

>>69406015
She's abusing her bin with so much wasted food...

>>69405985
that's a lot of swimming pools!

>>69406015
What is it? Curry?

Jelly bouncing on my dick right now

>spotted a fembito in Rie's chat
WOAH they still exist?

>>69406090
If you stretch the definition, yeah

We need more Jelly abuse

㌘㌰

>>69405803
based on my extensive research in Lia-studies I'm going to say...
because her BPD acted up and she couldn't get in the mood for streaming

Am I schizo, or does Jelly seem much happier recently?

>japanese hamburger is next
oh no
>>69406090
well thats what its supposed to be. right now its colored food poisoning

>>69406182
She got a real good minecraft erp the other day

>jelly plays the ukulele
>i play the ukulele
we are! autists

>>69406182
>Lumi goes on a trip
>Jelly happier
new rrat
Lumi took a trip to Jelly's

>>69406182
Yeah because I gave her that much good dicking last week.

Post a room

>>69406213
hambaga

>>69406182
See her members post

>>69406182
She's been happy every since I started watching her, no idea how she was before then though

>Everyone now ending
Fuck. I'll listen to Clara's karaoke then.

>>69406182
Yeah, it's because I satisfied her sexually.

>>69406182
Graduation + success in life

So I have to watch Rie?

>>69406291
Hime isn't ending

>>69406291
Latechama...

>>69406291
>>69406331
WATCH HIME!

>>69406256
you post a room

How optimistic are you about Pippa's streams and mood in the coming weeks capipis?

>>69406341
>>69406361
ew

43684

Sooooo what happened with Memory's meal? What was the result?

>>69406149
>>69406213
We need to get this girl some better recipes. What foods does she actually like?

>>69406394
>How optimistic are you about Pippa's streams and mood in the coming weeks capipis?
Hahaha

>>69406394
yes

>>69406361
>>69406341
>Started 2 hours ago
>Clara opens with Black Sheep
Rie love but I made the right choice.

>>69406396
I use to react similarly but Hime is great!

>>69406397
Post the link in the jong thread.

>>69406361
>>69406341
lol no

>>69406405
You be the judge.

>>69406405
she ate about 3 bites

>>69406394
This week was great, next week will be great.

>>69406509
Just to clarify for anyone that wasn't watching, while it may "look" the right color that's entirely the roux blocks and it's very much not cooked right

>>69406394
she seems to be trying ill give her that im still not coming back tho

>>69406509
>>69406516
doesn't look as bad as I assumed it would

>mega nice
>mega idol
Is there anything she can't do?

>>69406609
You say that but...

Pippa will never be jonganese

>>69406397

>>69406658
>>69406580
Okay jesus... Memory hopefully wont get sick...

>>69406602
Ok bye

phase girl for this feel?

one of the other JP's need to help Memory learn to cook

Clara est mignonne :3

>>69406721
the vegetables might be undercooked but it's sterile

>>69406627
Ride my dick until i submit to her. Yes, this IS a challenge, Pippa.

>>69406627
>mega smart

>>69406790
you, femanon

>>69406765
more male collabs soon enjoy

iroha is investigating pippa...

>>69406804
She plans on doing a cooking stream every week as long as she's alive so she'll get the hang of it eventually, I believe in her

>>69406658
mmm crunchy carrot curry

>>69406804
>Loki instructs her to just put protein in everything

>>69406897
>iroha
who?

Pico reached expert from adept 3 in 2 days. What's your excuse?

Well jonged!
Hello darkness my old friend

>>69406970
the girl pippa raided, I think she's using the hexa model too

>>69406897
the samurai girl from Holo JP?

>>69407022

>>69407060
WJ

>>69406971
I'm in expert but I keep flirting with derank because I always push.

>>69406971
I only go for yakuman otherwise I fold

>>69406970
https://www.twitch.tv/iroha_game
the JP she raided
she has an auto-translator bot in chat and has TTS, so she was flooded with pipipis when it first happened

>>69405942
I have no idea what this means

>>69406971

>>69407022
mom my yap-machine broke again

>>69407060
>>69407111
wj. i feel much better after being raped badly in jong multiple times.

>>69407140
It was meant to be
>Rolling for dragon loli
The new jong char.

I assume Pippa is still rolling for loli dragon..

>>69407140
It should be for not or. He's talking about a jong character

>>69407073
>Foreigners like to manipulate and post images like this.

>>69406907
she will complete her housewife arc i believe in her

[Hime news]
It's NOT owari da.

>Clara's You Oughta Know

>>69407200
She's 100% gonna pity for it.

>Pippa now has the title "Soul Excelsior"
>This means she spent at least $670

>>69406937
sigh guess I'll have to be the protein donor
>unzips dick

>>69406182
she finished school so now has time to dedicate fully to stream and do music

Sakana needs to do something about this.
This cannot stand.

>>69407278
Pippa is a jong whale...

>>69407253
I was deciding if I wanted to roll with my free scrolls, but then I heard her voice lines were Japanese food puns, and I dont like that.

>>69407278
spending this much on a game you suck at why?

>>69407322

>>69407324
Sakana already has the highest tier which costs over $1300

>>69407322
>its from the same coffee company that does Phase Connect coffee
>but 10 dollars cheaper

>>69407347
I rolled her with like 3 free pulls.

>>69407322
The fish fears the fish princess.

Hime is getting girls drunk for sex again...

>>69407278
What an amateur.

>>69407322
5 blend?

>>69407060
WJ

Every fucking day every fucking morning I wake up to see her giving me this fucking look.

>>69407322
Do something? He gets a cut from this too.

Phase I should fap to tonight (in the next few minutes)?

>>69407322
lumi i have a job for you

>>69407322
Do you think she sucked his dick to get into the market?

>>69407534
Michi

>>69407534
clara

Pippa love~!

>>69406394
I am optimistic that the pippa coaster experience will continue to operate the way it has for almost 3 years.

>>69406627
you

>>69407322
Mr. Fish has some splainin to do

>>69407322
IS REAL????????? Btw Tales Coffee is run by Sakanas friend
https://shop.moso.moe/product/marimari_en-coffee/

>>69407278
>stingy everywhere else (plushies don't count)
>burning money like crazy on gachas
I do not understand the rabbit.

>>69407322
Doesn't Fishman own a stock of Tales?

>>69407534
Clara!

Which Phase Connects are crazy white girls? So I know who to akasupa

>>69407534
Lumi

>>69407322
I'm watching Sayu right now. She talked about selling coffee when I joined. This is getting out of hand and Fishman NEEDS to respond.

>>69407630
Clara

So she's not living in Tokyo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJHCtCWiffc

>>69407322
>All these retards that dont know Sakana is part owner of Tales Coffee

>>69407597

>>69406804
this is a job for Michiru-senpai

>>69407630
Clara!

>>69407534

>>69407630
All of them

What's the good news Clara got recently? Rrats only

>>69407534
saya - she's smelly and cute

>>69407602
God she is so cute.

>>69407534
Deerotic

>>69406182
She's finally making it after 6 years.

>>69407680
We are getting married

Rie is unhinged

>>69407680
She will have more time to stream on the account of me being taken over by helldivers 2 with the bros

>>69407680
Her father accepted my request to marry her!

>>69407671
Michi brings the meats.

>>69407630
>>69407673
>slander
Clara IS Japanese.

私はロキ様をとても愛しています、それだけです

RIE GOT LAID LIVE ON STREAM!

>>69407534
Rinmama

>>69407790
With me

>>69407664
>225g of Phase Connect branded Tales Coffee is $35
>225g of MARIMARI_EN branded Tales Coffee is $25
>$10 less
this fucking fish I swear to god

>>69407534
You tell me.

>>69407664
Lolthis.
This is fish attaining another foothold in the Vtuber coffee world not others getting a foothold in his.

[Clara news] She's 18 again! LET'S GOOO!!

>>69407695
ha, she's like a bit more unhinged Nasa

>>69407839
bro why is her butthole like a gaping chasm?

>>69407776

Rie raiding Sayu!

>>69407835
It's CUSTOM ROAST! The extra $10 made it more CUSTOM and more ROASTED.

>>69407664
So does MariMari count as a Phase ally now that she's making Fish money?

>>69407835
Its hard to say what the reason is. I think the phase beans are special order and Mari's is probably something cheaper (all it says is "dark roast"). I also thought the coffee used to be $45?

>>69407835
He probably pays his managers like actual occupational therapists.

>>69407958
yes as long as she does dragon slayer with Pippa on OSRS

Rie is going to make marimari look like a joke at offkai

>Brainworms Pippa hates me
>Pippa reads my chat
>Pippa reads my name
>Brainworms gone
Thanks Pippa :D
Now to not do do this next week

>>69406627
breeding hips

nini

>>69407958
Mari has always been Phase Friend. I wouldn't be surprised if Filian coffee is in the works.

>>69408041
You mean shield of arrav?

>>69405985
So this is the power fishman now wields?

>>69408092
Think anon had a brain fart

>>69408092
Sheild of arav is really short. It would be way cooler if they did the Dragon Slayer quest together.

>>69408077
Nini brother, sleep well and be comfy

Pippa, if you're here: lol you just missed 7 hours of Jim guntposting. It was fucking marvelous.

>>69407835
Maybe it is that MARIMARI one used a cheaper kind of coffee bean. Robusta beans is cheaper than arabica in general. Based on the descriptions I've read, all of phase connect coffee merchs seem to be arabica-based.

>>69408144
Does Mari even have the requirements for dragon slayer?

>>69408065
haha yea. :)

>>69408077
Goodnight Nasaposter

>>69408115
there's a reason the kaleido video powerscales him to city tier by having him impact the town like a nuke, this is the tiers we're working with now.

Goodnight, /pcg/
I love Pippa and her streams

>>69408231

>>69408185
She will find the vod anon, don't worry

>>69408201
Pippa doesnt either.

>>69408077
sleep well, lil doragon

>>69408201
Hpw many women (cute or hot ones) actually play OSRS?

phase friend adult swim is streaming the boondocks

>>69405985
Clara should read this on stream.

>>69407924

>>69406627
>clean her room
>brush her teeth
>not doing My Way :) middle finger content whenever things get too good
>Collab with Kson or Fauna

>>69408231
Goodnight Bnuyposter

>>69408231
sleep well, lil bun

>>69406394
Mood isn't something she can really control, sometimes she just goes through those depression slumps, same as her anger issues. It's been part of the experience since the very beginning and I don't fault her for that(however it feels like anger issues got a lot worse). Not really that optimistic for her content in the long term though and I don't think I am the only one who feels that way. Except for a few exceptions, February was pretty good but the last 8 months before were grim and a short return to form doesn't really mean much in the long-term. I want to believe though and hopefully things keep going like this for the coming months. Maybe then optimism/enthusiasm for Pippa's content will return.

>>69408284
>the boondocks
QUICK MEEMAW HIDE

>>69408272
Pippa just needs some quest points atm iirc

>>69408285
does it fit into an akasupa?

>>69408185
When I read posts like this, I imagine some really fat sweaty guy in a dark room with a hat. He is stinky and autistic and socially unaware.

>>69408077
Nighty night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
God help us all

>>69408185
Wait what.
Wasn't the previous stream two weeks ago?

>>69407738
she just sent me this DM

>>69408373
Did she ever interact with Pico last stream?

>>69408279
Honestly? somewhere in the 20ish range if that. Others are annoying cunts who minimize the game window to be barely visible and just flash their tits all stream

>>69408231
Nini bnuyposter, sleep well and be comfy

>>69408373
another 10 hour stream??

I get why vtubers have preferences and biases towards certain viewers but I really hate it when it's too obvious and their attention is heavily skewed towards one or two viewers.

>>69408365
Shes only like lv 20, she will die to dragon.
People will tell her to open the secret passage, but she will not, and then die to the dragon and have to repair the ship. lmao

>>69408373
12 more hours of absolute peak da michi content

>>69408404
nta but he was on the show with the "AIM AIM AIM" guy to play Tekken and I guess shoot the shit for 7 hours?
Shameful display, Jim. Shameful

>>69408304
>cleaned her room live on stream today
>brushes her teeth
>your schizo delusions
>Kson asked for a collab on stream, but Pippa is indeed to menhera
Weak showing.

>Pippa rage quits jong after not getting loli dragon

>>69406394
After I fuck her she will cheer up

>>69408466
>towards certain viewers
To whom? clippers?

>>69406394
>How optimistic are you about Pippa's streams and mood in the coming weeks capipis?
Not at all.
This was a great week but she's already gearing up for something incredibly stupid. I can feel it.
Bitch needs therapy.

>>69408279
there was that one OSRS streamer who slept with her top donor at twitchcon

i miss jerry

>>69408466
Nobody likes you. They'd be happy if you left.

I like how Clara is calling those karaokes "showtimes", feels more special!

Pippa is masturbating right now to relieve her stress, cheer her on

>>69408304
>>Collab with Kson or Fauna
that fauna collab is never going to happen, fauna rarely collabs outside her branch let alone outside hololive, and this is ignoring the lack of synergy when it comes to their content styles

>>69408523
Nta
>your schizo delusions
Newfag...

>>69408466
Actually youre the one being weird and trying to manipulate people.

>>69408565
Wtf Jelly...

>>69408373
Will she actually interact with people or just get free stuff and run away again? I already know the answer but I'll ask anyways

>>69406394
I love Pippa. She will always be my Oshi, but lately I've been unable to stand her streams, especially those streams where you just know she doesn't want to be there.

I hope she takes a break soon to recharge and that she comes back with some great streams. In the meantime, some of the other Phase members are there to fill the gap.

>>69408373

drr drr drr

>>69408539
My mindreading is telling me that he is some sort of schizo trying to be divisive.

>>69408584
She was introduced as a "showgirl". She puts on a show.

normally, JP chuubas have their own doujin circles to collab with and that's how they usually grow their channels. I have no idea how PC JP would do this being the outsider foreign company that doesn't really have any connections to the physical otaku scene in Japan

>>69408470
I have 60 ATT, 65 STR, 60 DEF, while my Ranged and Magic are 70. How well would I do?

Who am I supposed to watch when Clara leaves?

>>69408624
>drr drr drr

ENGLISH MOTHA FUCKA

>>69408185
How is that fucker not dead yet?

>>69408565
How would it go if someone tried to turn her into a jellyfish girl

>>69408279
You're weird and unaware.
How many hot or comely men do?

/pcg/ laughed at me when I said pippa is at least a 7

>>69408672
Despite her name, she's actually some sort of anglerfish.

>>69408523
>to

>>69408699
you deserved it, she's barely a 5

I'm getting random capybara videos on my Twitter now because of Airi.

>>69408656
Magic is bad vs dragon, ranged is bad vs dragon. You still need dragon shield or you just instantly die. Otherwise just bring food and you'll be fine.

>>69408498
>>69408404
Yeah, Jim announced he'd be in Kino Casino today, a couple of days after his previous stream. Warski bodied him 7-2 in like half an hour, and then they shit talked Ralph for like 6 and a half hours.

>I have time to watch the early Pippa vod finally
>Sleepy Pippa dooming
Her voice is cute and I wanna hold her and tell her everything is gonna be alright...

>>69408657
Go to sleep

>>69408466
I really hate when vtubers pretend to be unbiased and unfeeling robots that don't recognize or care about their audience

>>69408642
C I N E M A
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>>69408685
I don't know, probably a very low number of them?

Am I taking crazy pills or does it seem like people have been complaining about pippa's content for the past year? Yet her numbers keep going up so clearly most of her audience is enjoying it.
What's the deal here? Are you just mad that her streams don't have 300ccv anymore and she doesn't read your chat messages like she used to or something?

>>69408709
It's still possible

>>69408624

>>69408699
She's a 10 in my heart.

>>69408699
And I won't stop laughing at you.

>>69408669
Apparently he donated his body to science or something, because they're testing new shit on him.

>>69408709
would you become a pair of testes dangling off of Jelly?

>>69408709
>she's actually some sort of anglerfish.
Well that explains that talk the other day

>>69408470
She needs to train some more, I've done dragon slayer with 40 attack and 50 strength in black armor before.

>>69408731
Cool, thank you. I still only have about 25 QP and I know I need 32.

>Clara is horrified by phase dead hours

>>69408783
Exactly.
Don't narrow an already tiny pool for no reason.
>>69408788
Hello Pippa.

>>69408672
not as well as if you did it to lia

>>69408656
You'll do fine, just make sure to wear the anti dragon shield they give you

Michi Money GANG
PULL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw

>>69408810
Huh, weird

>>69408279
lots of women (male) play osrs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRTKxuuehMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRTKxuuehMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRTKxuuehMg
Sex is on the menu soon

>>69408904
Thank you

>>69408879
Michi is getting back up in 5 minutes

>>69408879
kek, she's supposed to fix dead hours!

>>69408699
Anon, just because everything further than 1ft from your eyes is a blurry blob doesn't mean it looks like that to everyone else

it's clarover...

>>69408810
Kinda based.

>>69408956
I've been edging for this

>>69408977
Quick let's make each other cum in 5 minutes

>>69408656
That's way overkill assuming you bring food and armor. What's your prayer at?

>>69406627
Clean her room. Oh wait, she did that. Truly a miracle of the universe.
>>69408745
I'm watching it right now as well. These type of streams are great.

>>69408893
The botanist looked at me weird when I asked for black roses, but I'm glad she liked them

>>69408953
Okay, but does the game have cute femboys playing it?

>>69408030
>I also thought the coffee used to be $45?
For 250g amount of whole bean? Unless you're buying one from local brewery in Bay Area, even 1kg amount of whole bean should cost like $20~$30

>>69408956
This bitch cute does she speak broken English at least?

>>69409026
Almost 60 I think? 57?

>>69409029
>These type of streams are great.
These are the kinda streams people (me) mean when they say they like her normal zatsu.

>>69407835
MariMairs coffee comes with the fluids of 5guys

>>69408373
she will still be streaming when i wake up again

>>69408077
>>69408231
nini anons

>>69408788
She's losing the /here/ audience and replacing it with the casual not-vtuber-fan audience that is bigger so number goes up but sovl goes down

>>69408699
I agree with you anon, Pippa's personality is around a 7 on a good week.

>>69409100
Jesus fucking christ anon, just turn on protect from melee and the anti-dragonfire shield and go smack the thing, you probably won't even need food.

>>69409021
What's your discord?

>>69408909
God bless Da Michi

>>69408929
He's talked about it on stream a couple of times, whenever the superchatters bend his arm. It sucks because they get super sad at that point. They're pumping him full of pretty much everything. Even today, they were laughing at Ralph's dad being addicted to some sort of mega morphine, and he said he's on it because he had back problems, iirc because of osteoporosis. Except Ralph's dad used to bang it, and I guess he gets pills or something?
>>69408993
I mean, he announced the canceraids and retired, what, 3, 4 years ago? And they've managed to keep him alive, so sure, based, but also apparently a good decision. Though it looks like he's been having, like, strokes, and bone issues, and all sorts of secondary effects. Or maybe effects of the canceraids, I don't know.

I think Phase Coffee isn't good

>>69408699
i had a dream that Pippa was a cute redhead, so that's what I choose to believe from now on

how would you feel if pippa became the president of the united states?

>>69408865
I did my dragon pretty early, much lower stats, basically when I could get full rune, and something like combat level 45, but I barely survive and used an inventory of swordfish.

>>69408788
>Attract the clipper/tiktok/shorts audience
>Numbers go up
>Content becomes more mainstream/fake which her original viewers dont like
>Original viewers complain
Its really not that complicated. Can't blame her at all. If anything, it's good that she is grinding hard to make it but its understandable that some people might not like her new content.

>>69408879
It's almost golden time in Japan (2PM-4PM) though

>>69408788
Pippa read my message today so all is forgiven. I’m watching the end of the stream now and this schizo old woman is kino

>>69409217
You obviously haven'RMRRGt had Tenma's coffee.

Why thread weird? I have to keep checking to make sure I'm in /pcg/. Who are you posters? Where do you come from?

>>69409174
Yeah, maybe I should do that soon. Also, mining is 47, smithing 61, fletching 70, woodcutting 65 I think, thieving is about 75...

>>69409252
She'd let herself get bullied into attacking Iran on her first day.

Michi is full of energy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AkjsgSUFcSw
Michi in da house

>>69409347
You mean Pippakistan?

>>69409305
That's what Tenma's coffee does to you?

reminder of gaijin status

>>69409052
Im pretty sure they are fancy single origin, small batch roasts made only a few times per year based on order volume. I think they were way to ambitious, or maybe they just wanted practice making specialized coffee.

>>69409346
bro if you're a member as well you'll have it easy mode with drag weapons and super antifires and the shield, her dragonfire will never hit you

>>69409310
>relatively chill stream discussion and supportive atmosphere
>Harine is confused
Glum.

>>69409407

>>69409280
I wonder what swordfish IRL tastes like...

>>69409407
Clara uses it in her tagline introduction for every collab, Michi is making fun of that

MICHI ON MY SCREEN???
Im always surprised at Michis well spoken english

>>69409407
Clarabros...

>>69409213
I'm gonna be honest anon, I don't give enough fucks about the guy to read all that

>>69409407

>>69409217
Where do you live? Coffee beans lose taste after roasting as time passes so if you don't live in Canada or America where you can get coffee delivered within a week, it might not taste good.

>>69409449
Pretty good honestly, It's nice when it's seared with a wine based sauce

>>69409431
The dragon is a girl?

>>69408788
Pippa is feeling less and less like the good parts of Pippa. Not the kayfabe fake voice goofy shit from the early early days, but you can tell what's the more genuine side of her and what isn't, and capipis or at least I myself stayed for the former. Not the content she was streaming. I just really liked Pippa's personality. Unfortunately now we're seeing less of it unless it's just her being fed up, because she doesn't like her for her. So she chases numbers and continues to change for the worst like so many other streamers do because "number go up" is the only value she really assigns to herself. That and validation from people who don't seem like they're giving it with the greatest intentions, but that's a whole different can of worms.

>>69409423
Sakana fucked up, the average normies can't tell the difference between coffee. Should've just sold it like Starbucks quality

>>69409407
Clara will NEVER be Japanese!!!

>>69409505
Texas

>>69409508
Is it anywhere similar to eel? I fucking LOVE eel.

>>69409510
indeed

>michi just thanked me for cumming
thoughts?

why isn't pico streaming right now?

>>69409482
do any of you know what Japanese regional accent Michi has?

>>69409558
Eel is one thing I haven't tried so can't say, sorry

>>69409565
I would make love with her

>>69409101
Yeah although her money talk confused me (as always). She made it sound like she moved back in with her parents to save money but she should be making bank right now.

>>69406394
I love Pippa and I wish her the best in life. With that said, not one bit. I hate to bitch about "I miss the old Pippa" but I really do. Or rather the real Pippa she hardly lets show. She's not who I gave my membership to anymore.

>>69409052
>even 1kg amount of whole bean should cost like $20~$30
That's a fucking deal if you're getting 1kg for $20 or shit coffee.

>>69409407
lol

>>69409305
>haven'RMRRGt

>>69409617
Well you enjoy that anon

>>69409513
>So she chases numbers and continues to change for the worst like so many other streamers do because "number go up" is the only value she really assigns to herself.
People will argue otherwise, but she once again pretty much said this like 30 mins into the early stream today with the whole
>Unless I'm successful I should just kill myself
part she went into when someone asked about her living situation.

>>69409585
she's waiting for me to finish watching pippas morning vod. sorry...

>>69408699
for me she goes higher

>>69409513
>has more views
>makes more money
>gets to collab with bigger names
Seems like she's doing alright and you just sound like a whiteknight who has a romanticized image of Pippa in your head that you wish to protect

>>69409588
I dont know, but the way she speaks makes me think she is from a high status family, and probably from a city.

i kinda miss lumi a little bit

>>69409621
Poorfag mentality. Remember she said she could throw money at "a whole lot of problems right now and it's increasingly tempting to do so".

>>69409762
She doesn't miss you

Friendly reminder to not give people like this attention.
>>69409736

First time catching a Michiru stream. This girl is awesome! I love her already.

>>69409711
watch it on 2x speed
i want to watch the dog now

>>69409762
Talk with her AI

>>69409736
>whiteknight
If you're gonna bait, at least know the definitions of words, harine

>>69408731
>ranged is bad vs dragon
No it's not, retard. Crossbows are the best weapon to use vs dragons.

>>69409783
They're not wrong though

>>69409783
You mean the NPC or the Capipi its responding to with "Numba good, even if you still wanna die, numba good!"

>>69409052
>brewery
*roastery

>>69409542
Then I guess phase coffee actually is bad. Try making cold brew coffee since you can make a decent-taste coffee with bad beans

Huh? wasn't Memory 25cm?

>>69409764
Ye I remember that part as well but the fact that she isn't doing it could be because she would go dangerously close to broke if she did that. That or she simply doesn't want to solve her family's problems with money.

>>69409449
>>69409508
Not sure about taste but its about as expensive as choice fillet mignon. Apparently its supposed to taste "mild and sweet, but not very fishy"

>>69409816
Really, they are? I've got the full set of Armadyl excluding the crossbow.

I prefer tea

>>69409786
You better

>>69405675
>>69405967

>>69409873
Why does Sakana refuse to sell tea?

>>69409523
My guess if Tales probably had a catalogue of recipes they wanted to try and this was the scheme they came up with.

>>69409864
That kind of does sound similar to eel.

>>69409882

>>69409882
BUG

>>69409818
>They're
He isn't*. But yes, he is wrong.
>>69409825
The poster I included in my post.

>>69409064
That describes every Japanese person...

>>69409882
Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

>>69409896
For the same reason he has a mental health crisis each time m*gs are mentioned.