/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

NO PIPPANTS
NO PIPPANTIES

Love you Pippa.

CLARA DESERVES SO MUCH MORE

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

SEX with furry jelly

I will RAPE this cute little pink rabbit and there is NOTHING you can do to stop me

I think Ember should sit on my face

WHERE WEMI

tfw clara or any phase talent for that matter will never sing galo sengen

Lia has NO JOB, NO SCHOOL, AND RESPONSIBILITIES
What a lazy bitch. She deserves the antis

>>69398861
I wonder how well groomed Clara's carpet is

Consider.

I’m only here for the THWACK

was the watermelon game thing explained in the early stream or something? why is it on screen?

Squeezable and explodable.

Pippa luckshitting already

>Pippa was the only Gen1 who didn't call in appear in chat for Lia's birthday
>Pippa was the only person in Phase who didn't congratulate Lia on 100k
>Pippa ignored Lia's reaching out to her in the fall; opted to collab with Hexa instead
>Last month, Pippa had the option to give Lia a raid for the first time in 2 years; opts to raid Airi aka someone she raids every week
>Now, Lia no shows on a Pippa collab
so what happened between these once close genmates? Can their relationship be fixed?

>>69398901
I could 100% see Muyu doing this

I love this crazy blue rabbit lady

>chiitoi ippatsumo
fucking kino starting hand

>>69399003
Wao

Phase is unironically in another golden age right now

I'm glad we can enjoy it all without overpopulated streams and faggots everywhere

Where is Pippa's stream on this site?
https://schedule.phase-connect.com/#/

Fix your fucking site Fishman

[Pippa News] She misses Lia.

i was promised lia for the jong collab

JONG GANG

Clara was a great hire

IT'S TIME FOR FUCKING CLARAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
幾三三三三三

Honestly, Pippa should do a thighhigh reveal for her 333k stream

>>69399086
Truth

>>69398904

>>69399109
Newfag...

Memory is going to burn all of the meat trying to cook it like this

>>69399126

>>69399110
I love this pooch like you wouldn't believe

Claraoke makes me happy

I see Pippa liked the Lia rrats lol.

You could easily crush this things hand.

I love and hate lumi.

>>69399217
This stream was golden.
Bullying Jelly at the end was great, too

>wake up
>memory cooking
good day

>>69399126
>>69399231
NOW (Literally right now)
Kokoromo Memory (04:00UTC | LIVE | Memory Cooking: Curry Rice)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdFH-Lnbxws
Himemiya Rie (04:00UTC | LIVE | Hunie Pop)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fAGnbS6Tb8
Pipkin Pippa (05:00UTC | LIVE | Jong w/ Airi, Jelly & Tenma)
https://www.twitch.tv/pippa
Jelly Hoshiumi (05:00UTC | LIVE | Jong w/ Tenma, Airi & Pippa)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0TFogeEFgA
Kaminari Clara (05:00UTC | LIVE | Monetisation/10k Subs + Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6sWiUzEOo0

SOON
Ayase Yuu (09:00UTC | 3h35m | Ringfit Adventure)
https://www.youtube.com/@ayaseyuu/streams

LATER
Erina Makina (10:00UTC | 4h35m | ???)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMt9MDQCoIk
Gram Pico (11:00UTC | 5h35m | Earth Science: History of Earth)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPnhr74jBVQ
Utatane Nasa (14:00UTC | 8h35m | Karaoke)
https://www.youtube.com/@UtataneNasa/streams
Kannagi Loki (14:00UTC | 8h35m | Something / Shorts)
https://www.youtube.com/@kannagiloki/streams

>>69398972
S
SH
SHU
SHUT
SHUT T
SHUT TH
SHUT THE
SHUT THE F
SHUT THE FU
SHUT THE FUC
SHUT THE FUCK
SHUT THE FUCK U
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK U
SHUT THE FUCK
SHUT THE FUC
SHUT THE FU
SHUT THE F
SHUT THE
SHUT TH
SHUT T
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SHU
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>Ashelia is not returning
BULLSHIT

She will return

>>69399086
Just wait for gen 3 mods to be picked and we'll be plunged into the dark ages again.

>Who waits on a 5?
Pippa...

I love Clara like you wouldn't believe.

>>69399160
Pippa should do a masturbation stream where she describes in great deal everything she is feeling during the act and the how her body changes all the way through orgasm.

>Jerry trying to dox 10ma

Did Memory just put the meat into the pan and she didnt even cook the vegetables?????????????????????????????????? SHES GOING TO GET FOOD POISONING

>>69399354
She came back, no one was happy to see her so she left again

>>69399363
I still don't understand why people want to be a mod for free. The only answer I've heard is internet clot but who cares about that?

did memory put the meat in with the vegetables at the same time

>>69399363
Who of gen 3 will get cursed with the worst mods?

>>69399311
I'm starting to think making her a 25cm tall fairy wasn't coincidental

I love her more than life

>>69399046
Lia HATES Peeba.

>>69399409
It's all getting boiled in the end. She's making curry.

>>69399491
I LITERALLY JUST SAID THIS SCROLL UP
SOMEONE WHO CAN JAPANESE TELL HER SHES GOING TO DIE

>>69399467

>>69399506
Betting on Saya

aren’t you supposed to cook the onion first?

so no opening of membership today for clara?

>>69399583
nah, you eat it raw

Clara is gonna make me cry...

Man...

>>69399549
lmfao dude... someone save her onegai

>>69399605
First monetization then memberships later

Clara is powerful man…

>>69399506
Runie is the obvious answer, unless my wife nemu applied

based
they both have the lightning thing going on too

Jerry hates me!

Jelly HATES Pippa's chat.

>>69399528
>>69399583
>>69399663
You KNOW shes not going to cook it right and get sick..... Shes literally just burning whatever is on the bottom. Shes going to leave it on way too long and it will be burnt, then she will try to put too much water in, and then she will under cook the stew with burnt charred vegetables and under cooked meat.
I KNOW ITS GOING TO HAPPEN JUST WATCH

Nemu is a girl?

CLARAAAAAA

Why does memory seem to have a lot more Japanese viewers than Yuu and Loki?

Fuck you too Jerry.

Memory please. I said you can't fuck this up. Don't make me look stupid in front of anon

>the worst she can say is no

SHE'S NOT EVEN STRONG ENOUGH TO STIR IT IN THE PAN

JELLY HATE!

That was pretty fucking cute

>>69399783
A FUCKING DEADBEAT

>>69399762
They deserve it.

I looked away for 10 minutes, why is Memory making a salad now?

>>69399748
Based Jerry.

If Clara is a hag that likes musicals has she seen Newsies?

>>69399651
Kill yourself

>>69399762
BASED. God hates them too

>tfw Jelly will never tell you to kill yourself directly
why live

>>69398972
be nice she got bonked

>3 kino streams at once
I rike.

Jerry wants her chat to kill themselves!

>>69399748

[clara news] such a great melodic sense

>>69399605
Memberships normally come a couple weeks after monetization, they could turn it on but they space it out, I guess so that people can donate both times without overextending and thus get more money total

Clara bros I'm not strong enough I'm going to call her

>>69399363
>jannies secretly run the company
Those rrats are always retarded, but I guess that won't stop you.

>>69399791
I recognize most of these guys they probably just showed up to watch her cook

>>69399888
Gotta outlive a few people first

>>69399888
I didn't mean to reply, but I'm not taking it back.

Jelly is cool
JELLY IS EPIC

>>69399871
the onions will cook down eventually....

I think Clara should always be singing

How is the water only on one side of the pan.........................

>>69399871
Lumi is visiting and she likes salads

This setlist made actually light up a fucking candle. Sasuga, Clara.

Sakana is a honitsu enjoyer

>>69399763
>she will put too much water in
>and then somehow burn the vegetables
>somehow the meat will not at least blanch
calm down please

did she forget to actually cook the damn thing before adding water?

>>69399888
monkey emoji palm tree emoji straw hut emoji finger at viewer emoji

>>69400088
>Lumi's trip is to Japan to womanhandle Memory's tiny body

>Can actually play vidya
>Has Superior taste in anime and music
>Better voice
>Better model
>Streams are more entertaining
Who needs Runie

>>69399938
This was not the implication, jannies are prone to shitting up streams

>nothing is even remotely cooked and she already added the water, meaning its going to take even longer to cook
This is a plane crashing into a train.

>>69400157
Learn Jap

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 43 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>69400184
Based if true

How nice of them to do a 4 person collab stream when Clara is doing her monetization karaoke stream.

>>69400110
honitsu is a very powerful hand, you see it a lot at higher ranks. fishman knows what he's doing

>>69399762
correct opinion

Does she know that the water needs to be boiling?????????????????????????????????? ??????????????? ??????

>>69400210
Maybe if the train was on fire

>>69400202
Why are you forcing yourself to pick between two high grade talents? Discard a shitter instead

>>69400274
I don't see it a lot.

>>69400184
She has to beat the bottom allegations

>>69399791
Look at the time

https://poal.me/fg982m

>>69400336
>>69400210
lol :D

>>69400274
>>69400343
Honistu (half flush) feels easier to get than all simples most of the time.

>>69400354
>Lumi somehow gets topped by Memory
Lumi...

>>69400262
Clara booked over them, the collab has been scheduled first and then Clara decided on this slot out of poor planning, someone should have advised her to pick a different day

>>69400202
There can be peace among our tribes. We encourage them to collab.

>>69400466

>>69399477
>who cares about that?
Good for you that you don't but have you been living in a cave?

does clara not know water can only go up to 100 degree?

>>69400466
Goodnight Doremu

behold, cooking!

>>69400336
Boiling isn't strictly necessary.

>>69400466

>>69400466
Nini zleeper, sleep well and be comfy

>>69400387
I only bother to watch two streams at a time if I really like the other girl. Otherwise it’s a missed stream

PERFECT

stay with me…

Pippa passed on the chance to absolutely annihilate some guy.

I'll stay with you Clara...

>>69400571

>>69400552
>100 degree
degrees and it's 212

>>69400043
she used to do weekly karaokes, here's to hoping she can go back to it

>>69400274
>fishman knows what he's doing
no he doesn't, look at the haipais he forces honitsu with, you also just get fucked if your kami isn't retarded a lot of the time

Its my song

Excellent songs by clara

this Eminem jong song slaps

>>69400568
when i tried to make curry it looked pretty much the same kek

oh god yes clara

>>69400678
She has changed... Should have bodied that east only tard.

>>69400568
Memory is gonna die.

>>69400336
that doesn't actually matter, and besides you can just use hot water from the faucet

I HATE Yumu

>>69400387
I have Memory on my main screen, photoshop on second screen, collab on third screen, Clara singing in the background, Hime muted in a extra tab

Pippa is strong

Clara...

:D

>>69399979
Just kill them?

>>69400866
>Hime muted in a extra tab
KEK

>>69400387

>>69400568
I also just noticed the pan is half way off the burner part of it

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time, but one can't expect that an individual as wonderful as her will ever know the value of the youth she spent wisely in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly accepting of her. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify real Japanese women from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if her written text of self-confidence and attention commanding akin to a real JP idol somehow flies under the radar (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately accept and embrace her when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a masterful Japanese speaker in all aspects, but worth no less than than her inspiring hard work, stunning accomplishments, and extraordinary likeability. She will always be happy. She wears a genuine bright smile and laughs to herself how lucky she is to be a real Japanese woman, as she projects her idyllic traits onto her entire fanbase. However, deep inside she feels sadness and empathy creeping up like a weed, reminding her to be the best she can be even under the unbearable weight. She knows that not everyone can be as Japanese as she can, and not even her stunning display of talent and charisma can help everyone else be as Japanese as she is. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - she’ll buy a Japanese text book, teach a class, show the world how, and guide a new age of being Japanese. Her parents will find her, proud and honored they could be the parents of such a Japanese woman. When she passes after a long healthy and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>69401017
SWNBJ

>>69400866
>No jong stream up
Based

What is memory doing............................

>>69400866
>>69400932
I usually code while listening to streams, tabbing back in if it sounds like something interesting happened.
I could never get anything done with that much going at once.

>>69401017
SHE WILL NEVER BE JAPANESE!

PIPPA THE RIICHIER LET'S GO

>>69401075
LOL

Stop skimming off the delicious fats you dumb woman

>>69401066
>collab on third screen
>No jong stream up

>>69400552
Isn't memory cooking?

>fishman's new gacha product
If I buy 10 then what are my chances?

>Sakana Akasupa

>>69400923
But I like my family...

>>69401075
Dealing psychological damage to anyone who has ever stood in a kitchen before

>>69401075
I don't know and I'm sure it's wrong

this fish

Sakana donated to himself.... genius move

>>69401052
>>69401091

SO MUCH FUCKING WINNING

>>69401202
i love her tits

Holy shit, Clara's got balls

lmao she hates sakana

Holy shit what is this prison slop she's cooking?

dont make wanna play jong again i dont want to buy another door

FUCK YEAH

>Idol song
>Chop Suey
KEK

>Runie won't sing SOAD
>but Clara will

how many games of Jong do you have to play for it to actually be about skill? It seems mostly luck.

anyone want to play jong?

SOAD CLARA FUCK YEAH

>>69400678
In my defense I'm used to vtubers playing tonpuu.

I guess this vod is kil...

Should I get the merch?

Well, I guess we didn't need Memory streams next week anyway. She's going to be out for a while after consuming whatever this is

>>69401265
Runie doesn't swear.
Clara does. She also can't say 5 sentences without a sexual innuendo somewhere

>>69399910
rrats? I watched part of her stream earlier and it seemed fine

>>69401317
Enough to learn how to use what you have and get fucked by luck anyways

>>69401265
Runie is too seiso

Clarkiss

My legs…..t-they are bending on their own Clara-sama

>tenma i'm concerning
>concernfags get the fucking rope
What did Tenma mean by that?

>>69399477
>clot

>>69401317
If you're playing south its already mostly about skill. Half of the game is about not losing a hand as much as it is about winning a hand, and thats something you have to learn.

What your reaction be if she sung Violent pornography or cigaro by SOAD

clara picks the perfect boomer songs

>>69401444
PIZZA PIE PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIE

>>69400552
it can superheat but not if it's boiling

>>69401444
>Violent pornography
Ever kill a fish.... Just to watch him die?

>>69401376
The Shiina standee is alright. Jelly keycaps are neat. Saya shirt isn't bad for a throw on for around the house. Daki might be okay if that's your thing, everything else isn't too great

have Clara sing a memorial for Memory cause she's probably gonna die after trying to eat whatever the fuck this is

>>69399910
For flaking on the collab?

>>69401438
It took you long enough to notice.

>sponsored stream
>massive sub goal icon that's bigger than the talents
holy shit pippa is on the money grind

>Clara is in JP branch

>Her streams are mostly english

My sore is throat from singing along Clara too hard...

Flashbang dog in chat!

The girls are so cute together

>>69401612
>My sore is throat

>>69401539
Once but because it got me with it's spines

>>69401612
yeah i hate it when my legs get throat at the end of the day too

is memory or wemi's cooking worse

>>69401440
what's special about South?

>>69401575
She's singing a ballad again so that counts lmao.

is she going to burn her plastic ladle

>>69401659
>>69401723
I panko'd myself...

>>69401731
dunno but they should offcollab

>>69401603
Pippas sub goal is fake, if you werent sure.

>>69401731
Memory's...

Welcome to Class anon, take a seat anywhere!

>>69401732
More rounds means luck matters less. It still matters, but nowhere near as much.

>>69401732
More time, so its less pushing cheap hands to end early or one lucky hand deciding the match. More time for mistakes to show and lose the game so you need to be consistent.

>>69401728
>P690
>12 fucking dollars in real money

>>69401732
More hands, less variance.

[Michi News] She woke up

north jong games doko, give me 4 rounds

>>69401814
Here, use this.

>>69401444
id send my first red super

>>69401731
wemi doesn't know you can turn the heat to less than max, she's kay-tier

>>69401932
Someone would probably die at West

>>69401920
what currency is that? pokecoins?

I'm trying to listen to the girls banter and having fun but Clara is ruining it with her loud singing

>>69401805
No, it's nylon and burning/melting it requires considerably higher heat than what's going on in the pot, or it wouldn't be very useful as a cooking utensil.

>>69401951
saved for later, grazie

>>69401845
I... I don't think I want to

>>69401728
That's like 2 days of salary worth in this shithole.
>>69401996
Flip peso.

>>69401265
Runie is doing a full SOAD karaoke soon though?

>>69401932
fuck that, shadowrealm games doko

>>69401996
filipino peso

>>69401732
More games lower the variance meaning skill becomes more important, and folding is less costly and you dont need to keep risky hands since there are more games

>>69401931
What a fucking gamer
no other Phase member can even compete

>>69402012
I don't like this picture

>>69401612

>>69401987
Wemi made better cookies than Rie

>>69402039
She said she wasn't anymore because the songs are too yabai for her

Lia

Tenma News: She is Lia.

>>69402041
They should let you play until you run out of coins like irl

>>69402096
IS A BITCH!

ITS LIA BUT FOR REAL THIS TIME

>>69401141
I'd prefer to eat what he eats.

>>69402012
Where the fuck did you get that picture I took.

FORGET THESE BOZOS STREAMERS AND HOP ON VALO

>>69402087
Remi isn't the best at cooking, but at least as long as she's in Phase her cooking will look good in comparison.

Clara my beloved

>>69402012
I took this picture

So Clara's Karaoke will be her strats to entice a new audience huh. It's also working.

Is Sakana's dream real? One is singing, some are jonging

MEMORY POLL OPTIONS:
>HAMBURG
>OKONOMIYAKI
>TAKOYAKI
>MISO SOUP

I think Clara has given up on being a jp chuuba.

>>69402195
Why did you rob Pippa?

>>69399813
kek

wow literally me watching Clara rn fr fr

>>69402057

>>69402051
>>69402148
>>69402212
its a video...

>>69402282
wtf

>>69402232
She still speaks mostly in japanese though.
Even if most of her viewers aren't.

sex

>>69402282
what the FUCK

>>69402277
I made this post

>>69402012
post full pic or gay

>>69402282
put it back?

>>69402282
WHAT THE FUCK THIS CUNT UN GUINEAD THE BEE

>>69402282
MODS

Tenma is fuckign GONE

>>69402232
N-No, she’s still Japanese ok?

Phase Friend, Alexander Volkanovski just got KO'd...

>>69402320
I don't see it moving???

Good morning do we still hate Jongers?

>>69402282
Woah man this is a work safe board, you can't post that.

>>69401444
Vicinity of Obscenity please

So why isn't Pippa using Claras karaoke as BGM? Does she HATE Clara????

>>69402012
Vacuum mouth hate!

>>69400202
Different streaming times. Runie is for the evenings, Clara is for night owls

>>69402230
Miso soup is safest.

>it's been 60 minutes
How the fuck, I swear Clara just started

>>69402368
That IS the full picture.
Do you not know the regular porn sites for this stuff yet?

i cant believe tenma fucking died

>>69402277
Clara made this post

200

>>69402428
jealousy clara is the superior rabbit girl

>>69402525
It be like that sometimes

>>69402429
i assume there's a source? could you share it?

>>69402282

>>69401158
Ohh did you mean you wanted to spend more time with them/not die before them? I took it the other way

So is this Memorys last stream? She barely lasted a month....

memory please this is not looking very 美味しい right now

>>69402282

>pippa getting jealous about airi looking at her chat
cute

>>69402320
It's just a screenshot, I have the full vid

>>69402534
Clara isn't a filthy rabbit, she's a superior bunny

>>69402242
where did this even come from

Does Memory not have a pot? This woman...

>>69402591
fufufu~

>>69401832
>hahaha bro I'm only begging for money ironically

I got up to pee and now Tenma's model is gone
what happened

>>69402628
Post it.

>>69402087
she was following instructions and using chat for advice, and you can't really turn on an oven without specifying the heat

https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1717066932908937711

she knows what she's doing when it comes to coffee though, i think it's just a lack of confidence causes her to not think. it'll happen when your parents punish you for every little thing.

>>69402675
It just resets when reached, it's a permanent thing that sits there

>>69402675
As in shes not doing anything with it. People just kept asking to show it so she does.

>>69402675
Newfag watch streams.

>>69402682
shes streaming through her phone hotspot and disconnected

>>69402647
Cause Lisa scammed Pippa and lead her through walmart naked on a leash?

>>69402675
I for one am glad you don't watch twitch to know that's permanent

>>69399506
Probably Runie, because so far she's just too good to be true. Something is bound to ruin it.

>>69402094
Seriously? That's fucking lame. They have plenty of songs if she wants to stay more PGish.

Airi....

>>69401603
>>69402675
>sponsored stream
The fuck are you talking about?
>muh empty black space is getting covered up
The fuck are you whining about?

>>69402745(me)
well not "streaming" but you get what i mean

>>69402411
HEEEEEEEEM

LMAO AIRI

>>69402675
I do not understand why you get mad at streamers you don't even watch.

>>69402525
Anything to say?

AIRI I KNEEL

holy fuck what a comeback

THE GAMBLER STRIKES
WHAT THE FUYCK IS THAT

Game is unimaginably rigged

>>69402525
NEVERMIND HOLY FUCK

>>69402534
She's a bunny suite girl like Asuna
Pekora is the real superior rabbit.

>200 points and a dream

AIRI I FUCKING KNEEL

>Airi does an airi and wins the entire fucking game at the last second
She can't keep getting away with it

>>69402428
Because she is listening to Phase Friend Gawr Gura's karaoke right now and not listening to whats on stream.

everything adds up to lumi being an actual, unironic sugar baby, and she just got called back

FUCKING NIGGER, FUCK MAHJONG

I love it when Airi mindbreaks Pippa...

>>69402335
She's definitely narrowed it down. Was like 80/20 JP/EN, now its like 60/40.

based airi

Isn't Pippa supposed to be the best out of them all by a lot?
Why did Airi win...

Power of the gambler.

Never bet against the Gambler

>Pippa stun locked from Airi win from 200 points

>>69399477
I would. I watch Runie a lot and I'd like to fucking ban niggers in her chat getting uppity because she didn't read their supa. It's unfortunate that I'm mostly a vod watcher though.

ENCORE

>>69402927
That was raw luckshitting, kino, but luckshitting kino.

aerosmith what a fuckin hag

>>69402881
She CAN and WILL and I WANT her to.

jesus christ clara is perfect

i dont understand a single thing about majong. i kinda feel like it makes me enjoy the stream more because if i did i would be seething at missplays

Tenma LIVES

>aerosmith
God damn, she's perfect

>>69402927
Luck favors those with big tits.