[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / ic / jp / lit / sci / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports ] [ become a patron ] [ status ]
2023-11: Warosu is now out of extended maintenance.

/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers


View post   

File: 34 KB, 584x578, 1708224806193092.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69393197 No.69393197 [Reply] [Original]

>Join Niji auditions
>Niji interviewer asks you this
Seriously, how do you even respond?

>> No.69393295

>>69393197
JOI

>> No.69393368

"I'm going to be unique by streaming well planned content regularly while interacting personally to my audience to a degree that Gura would not be able to"

It's just a bullshit HR question, give it a bullshit buzzword HR answer.

>> No.69393383

>>69393295
fpbp

>> No.69393446

>>69393197
>how am I supposed to answer that?
Stream?

>> No.69393482

>>69393368
>by having less viewers
Ngmi

>> No.69393496

>>69393197
>Join Niji auditions
There's your problem right there

>> No.69393531

>>69393197
"That's up to you. How cunny can you make my model?"

>> No.69393561

>>69393197
"how do you plan to compete with someone like Gawr Gura?"

Me: I would stream.

>> No.69393613

- I will do dick sucking ASMR
- Okay Vox, you are hired

>> No.69393614

>>69393197
This is a question designed to show the interviewer how well you can jack yourself off in front of them.

>> No.69393734

>>69393197
But Riku, I am Gura.

>> No.69393744

They can only cash in on you if you are stupid enough to let them. aka spending 200k of your own money

>> No.69393811

>>69393197
If this is legit, hololive really lives rent free in their minds.

>> No.69393854

All the people answering stream here fell for the trick question. If that was the answer, there should be more people watching NijiEN but that doesn't seem to be the case.

>> No.69393888

>>69393295
fpbp

>> No.69393949

>>69393197
"Nah, I'd stream."

>> No.69393984

>>69393197
I would utilize multiple market verticals synergistically, to create a user focused solutions.

>> No.69394050

Give me a loli model and a chicken nugget bucket and I will give you more viewers than a autistic redneck girl streaming from a warehouse

>> No.69394051

>>69393197
>I will stream 5 days a week

>> No.69394069

>>69393531
this is sadly the truth
it doesn´t matter how great your personality is
if your model doesn´t appeal to viewers, noone will ever find out

>> No.69394071
File: 2.00 MB, 300x510, 1694418247822528.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69394071

aieeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.69394090

>>69393197
>"I'm going to stream regularly"

>> No.69394093

I will need your cunniest model and need to be exempt from ever interacting with your male ""talents"". I will also need a fart jar merch event in my first 3 months of debuting. I only take payment through Monero.

>> No.69394112

>>69393197
Stream everyday?
Jokes aside, thats unironically not a bad interview question. What does she think a job interview is?

>> No.69394117

>>69393295
HIRED

>> No.69394131

>>69393197
>mogging the vtuber world so hard that even Niji's prospective slaves get traumatized as collateral damage
>all this without even needing to stream
Chumbuds... I kneel...

>> No.69394194
File: 588 KB, 1022x1060, 78daff0f242dd4888135a25ec0125904.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69394194

>>69394051
What separates you from them?

>> No.69394210

>>69393197
ARE YOU TRIBAL ENOUGH TO WORK IN NIJISANJI??

>> No.69394218

>>69393811
all out war, remember?
Nijis only exist to seethe at hololive

>> No.69394249

>>69393295
/thread

>> No.69394302

I know everyone /here/ is jobless, but you guys really don't need to make it this obvious.

>> No.69394353
File: 605 KB, 1000x563, vallure.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69394353

>>69393295

>> No.69394451

>>69394112
> Alright Mr. Anon thank you for sitting down with us I know you must be stressed for your burger flipping job interview but first we'll just go through a round of very basic questions to get us started

> How do you plan on competing with Gordon Ramsay?

>> No.69394497

>>69393197
>all these idiots answering "just stream"
Obviously the answer is to cargo cult and NOT stream, I mean the most popular vtuber in the world doesn't stream everyday

>> No.69394501

>>69393197
Gura barely streams. Also mog on her by making Atlantis in Minecraft.

>> No.69394536

>>69393197
"Ah, that's a great question! Competing with someone as charismatic and lovable as Gawr Gura is definitely a challenge, but I believe in bringing my own unique flavor to the table. While Gura has her endearing shark persona and infectious energy, I plan to offer something different yet equally engaging.

Firstly, I aim to focus on building a strong connection with my audience through genuine interactions and heartfelt conversations. By being approachable and attentive to my viewers, I hope to create a welcoming community where everyone feels valued and heard.

Secondly, I'm passionate about exploring a wide range of content and gaming genres, from retro classics to the latest releases. Variety is key, and I'm committed to keeping things fresh and exciting for my audience by constantly adapting and evolving.

Lastly, I believe in the power of collaboration and teamwork. While I may be competing in the audition, I ultimately see my fellow VTubers, including Gura, as potential collaborators and friends. By fostering positive relationships within the Nijisanji EN family, we can support and uplift each other, ultimately enriching the experience for our audience.

In essence, while Gura sets the bar high with her incredible talent and personality, I'm determined to carve out my own niche within the VTuber community by staying true to myself and offering something unique and special to my viewers."

-Chatgpt

>> No.69394572

>>69393295
channel name?

>> No.69394628

>>69394536
>I ultimately see my fellow VTubers, including Gura, as potential collaborators and friends.
instant niji-chair eject sequence

>> No.69394671

>>69393197
>wants to compete with Gura
>actively hates cunny
wdtmbt

>> No.69394685

>company does not provide any support, but will gladly ride off your success if you somehow manage to get 40k concurrent viewers
Why is every company like this nowadays?

>> No.69394737

>>69394194
maybe they should stop giving them retarded names

why would i EVER open a stream from a guy called "Vantacrow Bringer", "Banzoin Haka" or just fucking "Goldbullet"
how do they come up with those names?
do they visit the Sonic Forum and steal character names from art edgy 10yo draw?

>> No.69394739

>>69394451
Vtubers with a number she got in 12 months and michellin chefs with a career over 20-30 years are the same

>> No.69394766

>>69394536
>I ultimately see my fellow VTubers, including Gura, as potential collaborators and friends

Thank you anon, we won't call back.

>> No.69394780

>>69394536
Even chatgpt beat around the bush and effectively admitted it cannot, in fact, beat gura.

>> No.69394811

>>69394628
Keep your friends close, your enemies closer. ;)

>> No.69394878

>>69394536
>Firstly, I aim to focus on building a strong connection with my audience through genuine interactions and heartfelt conversations. By being approachable and attentive to my viewers, I hope to create a welcoming community where everyone feels valued and heard.
Menhera
>Secondly, I'm passionate about exploring a wide range of content and gaming genres, from retro classics to the latest releases. >Variety is key, and I'm committed to keeping things fresh and exciting for my audience by constantly adapting and evolving.
FOTM streamer
>Lastly, I believe in the power of collaboration and teamwork. While I may be competing in the audition, I ultimately see my fellow VTubers, including Gura, as potential collaborators and friends. By fostering positive relationships within the Nijisanji EN family, we can support and uplift each other, ultimately enriching the experience for our audience.
Leech
ChatGPT-sama, you are hired

>> No.69394897

>>69393197
>Seriously, how do you even respond?
you see, I plan to get bullied and attempt suicide and then after you fire me in the clumsiest way possible I will then be able to compete with gura

>> No.69394913

>>69393197
>sweet
>kind
>professional
>respectful
>Selen

>> No.69394922

>>69394353
>the font makes it look like FAILURE

>> No.69394982

>>69393197
I love how hololive lives so rent free in nijisanji that they seethe at every level of the company

>> No.69394984

>>69394897
Elira stop shitposting

>> No.69394993

>>69394536
>staying true to myself and offering something unique and special to my viewers
"By that you mean streaming to only a few hundred people?"
What's next?

>> No.69395055

>>69394497 (me)
If I were to answer a bit more seriously...
If I was given a cute loli design that's marketable and easy to make merch of, not overdesigned, and doesn't have retarded lore besides "animal girl who got bored living in her natural habitat LOLOLOL" I will do my best to keep up the kayfabe, lean into the mesugaki attitude a bit harder while still being PG-13, be cute and funny

>> No.69395061

>>69393197
>Seriously, how do you even respond?

1. Commission loli model
2. Show comprehensive streaming plan on set schedule
3. Show them how convincingly I can act retarded

Instant hire

>> No.69395063

>>69394982
ALL
OUT
WAR

>> No.69395065
File: 1.41 MB, 1120x2916, 1706897927456427.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69395065

>>69393197
easy

let me stream Roblox in youtubeKIDS

>> No.69395122

>>69394353
What names?

>> No.69395176

>>69394780
The only way to beat Gura is to have a time machine. She is a product of her time and lighting in the bottle.

>> No.69395182

>>69395061
niji en doesn't allow loli
>>69395122
they haven't even be hired yet

>> No.69395203

>>69395065
how did this design even get popular? It's too noisy (visually)
Is this what it takes to get a fuckton of children watching you?

>> No.69395226

>>69394353
>loli
>loli
>gaki
>seiso
>prude
>sex demon

>> No.69395272

>>69393295
fpbp

>> No.69395292

>>69395065
>used condoms

>> No.69395294

>>69395182
Their loss, Niji has great lolis like Emma and Roa (...)

>> No.69395340

>>69395182
>niji en doesn't allow loli

This is why they always lose to Hololive

>> No.69395360

>>69395182
Who do you think will get in is what I meant

>> No.69395362

>>69395065
Why is a children's vtuber wearing a condom belt

>> No.69395404

>>69393446
KEK

>> No.69395447

>>69395362
Pretty sure thats edited

>> No.69395506

>>69395362
>>69395292
those are party balloons

>> No.69395550

>>69395362
because it´s funnier than her regular gummibear belt

>> No.69395577

>>69395226
They are all sexxo. It's an AV corpo. From left to right:
>hellraiser bondage shit
>smug ice loli needs correction
>Scottish tentacle futa
>yandere
>dommy mommy
>breastmilk cow

>> No.69395646

>>69393197
Anyone who competes will Gawr Gura will have what it takes straight from the womb. It's a combination of genetic perfection and developing the necessary singing skills, but even someone who works on their singing will still need the god-given vocal structure and body resonance granted by a cunny body.
It's insane that this is a question though, even Holo hasn't hired a second Gura.

>> No.69395818

>>69395362
gap moe

>> No.69395828

>>69395646
Gura had 2 very successful Youtube channels that both had 2 very distinct types of content before she even got in Hololive. She's built different

>> No.69395932

>>69393197
by making daily threads on /vt/, nitpicking every small thing Gawr Gura does in hopes that this somehow turns the tide and make everyone hate her and those former fans somehow become NijiEN fans

>> No.69396010

>>69393613
You know, when I heard he had done a blowjob ASMR, I assumed it was just him moaning and saying things the suckee would say...

>> No.69396020

>>69395932
better yet, any time she does stream concern post about how it sounds like she's slurring again

>> No.69396029

>>69394993
>I fully believe the main value proposition of a good vtuber corporation is to serve as a force multiplier. A few hundred people can easily be turned into twenty or thirty thousand under your masterful management and guidance. I look forward to the heights we can reach together.
Shit eating grin
I mean at that point they're being antagonistic so just go for broke

>> No.69396037

>>69394353
>>69395226
>>69395577
Their downfall would be leaning too much into lewd shit, assuming you're bringing them up to answer the "how to be more popular than gura" question OP presented
Limiting yourself to the degenerate audience wouldn't do good for their numbers but they'll do fine I'm sure

>> No.69396077
File: 208 KB, 1195x2048, file.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396077

>>69395182
whoops, *been
>>69395294
don't forget ririmu
>>69395360
no idea on specifics, but likely some deeply mentally unstable audiowhores that end up riifu'ing the company

>> No.69396104

>>69393197
Stream when she doesn't.

>> No.69396152

>>69396037
The secret is that Riifu's best content was the parasocial SFW stuff. She was just incredibly fun to be around. Cooming was just a bonus.

>> No.69396160

>>69395828
This is true. Her humor and mentality need mention too. She's literally the perfect package.
>>69396077
I love Ririmu too.

>> No.69396200

>>69393446
>>69393561
>>69393949
>>69394051
>>69394090
>>69394112
Where's the competition?

>> No.69396237

Imagine how bad their next gen will be?

>> No.69396260
File: 8 KB, 224x225, Untitled.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396260

>>69393197
>"sir Hololive doesnt hasnt even got their 2nd Gura"

>> No.69396280

>>69396077
yeah my bad
probably the only one of Lack's children that appreciates her design (I don't watch Lain but I don't think she hates her model too)

>> No.69396298
File: 67 KB, 603x261, gura killers = flopsanji.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396298

>>69396200
Right here

>> No.69396402

>>69396077
I bet someone like skittykat

>> No.69396550

>>69394739
>PL being internet goblins for years and perfected cute girl voice
> Lighting in a bottle event at the beginning of the EN vutber boom
> Breaching into normiesphere
Yes she's pretty such thebgordan Ramsey of vtubing

>> No.69396604
File: 40 KB, 887x289, cookieswirlc debut subs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396604

>>69395065
good lord, she got more subs than Gura since debut as vtuber

Kids branch when? If that hag who barely puts up content can outgrow Gura, anyone can

>> No.69396610
File: 31 KB, 576x432, 1be2s7.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396610

>>69394194
I'm openly racist, not just secretly.
They say you can't be racist to white people, I say try harder. And then I say the n-word, SANS N-WORD PASS.

>> No.69396643

>>69393295
TIL

>> No.69396781
File: 708 KB, 776x791, 1696936086057199.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396781

I'm just laughing because it seems you fags atually think that was a girl chuuba

>> No.69396837
File: 423 KB, 1620x901, Shedule.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69396837

>>69394051
pathetic

>> No.69396859

>>69393197
>"How do you plan to compete with Gawr Gura?"
By streaming.

I'm not sure I believe this is real because Gura doesn't even stream often enough to be worth competing with. It's like an interviewer for a fast food place asking "How do you plan to compete with the McRib?" or some shit.

>> No.69396884

>>69393295
>Gurakiller
https://files.catbox.moe/4ubn8s.mp4

>> No.69396995

>>69396604
we already have the kids branch, it's called fuwamoco.

>> No.69396999

>>69396610
MARIMARI_EN is also lightning in a bottle if she didn't pull a Zoe Quinn at Offkai. If that was kept under wraps, she would've remained in 3view hell

>> No.69397084

>>69393613
I aint listening to that shit, hes the one receiving or giving ?

>> No.69397111

>>69393197
>how do you compete with gura?
jesas the mere idea of niji asking this out loud is hilarious

>> No.69397117
File: 53 KB, 680x678, 1596429635794.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69397117

>>69395506
>>69395292
BOX OF BALLOONS
WITH THE FEATHER-LIGHT TOUCH
PACK OF PARTY POPPERS
THAT POP IN THE NIGHT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ2X9SANsME

>> No.69397125

>>69396298
OOF

>> No.69397127

>>69396884
oh hey, its the pisstuber again.

>> No.69397129

>>69396884
Oh hey its the grifter that is leaving idol corp

>> No.69397180

>>69396010
There was a tentacle ASMR which I assume was more like that (I didnt watch it obviously). But the blowjob asmr is the viewer sucking, and its rape too. Vox would say something like "its just roleplay" but you just know he gets off on the though of abusing power and raping.

>> No.69397207

>>69396999
Referring the Five Guys Burger and Fries incident or something else?

>> No.69397239
File: 184 KB, 1111x634, Polish_20240218_130021500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69397239

>>69396859
It's because Nijis are /#/fags

>> No.69397245

>>69397129
how the mighty have fallen

>> No.69397344

>>69396298
boring

>> No.69397438

>>69393197
>even niji management has holo derangement syndrome
lmaoooooooo

>> No.69397474

>>69397207
The very same. I bring it up since she also dropped a hard r on stream as well

>> No.69397512

>>69393295
What's JOI

>> No.69397515

>>69394302
>calls everyone /here/ jobless
>is also /here/
>incriminates self
>self-reports
How can NijiEN stop playing a terrible game of Among Us, bros?

>> No.69397566

>>69397512
>Jerk Off Instructions

>> No.69397609

>>69396781
FOREAL??

Why ask a guy that question Kurosanji? Couldn't they have compared him to Vox? He reclined so much they can't use him as a gold standard?

>> No.69397637
File: 359 KB, 1120x2916, CookieSwirlC_2a.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69397637

>>69395292
>>69395362
I'ma be a joke explainer for once
it's edited

>> No.69397780

>>69397637
you must be fun at parties

>> No.69397910

>>69397637
hot

>> No.69397951
File: 170 KB, 360x346, pepe-laugh.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69397951

>>69396781
Holy shit for real? This just made the question 100 times funnier

>> No.69397961

>>69393197
yeah because i trust random X post. Trust me bro my dad works at Nintendo.

>> No.69398086

>>69396781
Wait it actually was a male vtuber in the OP
https://www.twitch.tv/codenamedferret/clip/ScaryDaintyHareKAPOW-hKxCiB2T6Elc6ODr
WHAT THE FUCK IS NIJISANJI THINKING

>> No.69398090

> averages 20k+ on a regular stream
> was at 42k at the end of today's karaoke stream
give me a gun and hire chinese intelligence to find her irl because at this point EN market is all hers

>> No.69398117

>>69393446
yeah, not good enough

>> No.69398128

>>69397566
I thought you were kidding. Then I looked it up and it's exactly what it is. I'm getting too old for this shit, man.

>> No.69398130

>>69396781
that's even worse LMAO they really seethe hard at Gura huh

>> No.69398214

>>69398128
I had to look it up to make that reply, I get that feel

>> No.69398329

Since it was "someone 'like' Gawr Gura" and not Gura herself, I guess the question was actually: "how do you intend to compete with the high-level, estabilished talents that already exist?"

Which isn't that bad of a question, really.

>> No.69398336

>>69396781
Lmao

>> No.69398504

>>69398329
>How do you feel competing with the #1 female vtuber in the world? (asking a MALE this)
Its a fucking idiotic retarded question

>> No.69398536

>>69393197
It's a filter question. If they don't know Gura or acts like she's nothing It's instant fail. Just need to give a corpo answer about effort and unique content.

>> No.69398580

>>69398329
I also don't know what everyone is this thread is waffling about, it seems like a legit question about how you plan on leveraging resources (that probably won't be provided, because it's niji) to become a big streamer.
Even if you answer "I can't" you can probably give a decent explanation that shows off your knowledge of the vtuber industry, if you were trying to impress your interviewer.

>> No.69398630

>>69398504
Read my comment again, slowly >>69398329

>> No.69398640
File: 10 KB, 330x312, 1708135777025376.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69398640

>>69393613
No way Vox did that.
>he did

>> No.69398722

>>69398630
Except they named GURA SPECIFICALLY YOU FUCKING RETARD

>> No.69398731

>>69398580
No like, if you give an answer saying "I can't, yet, but I'll make sure to stay on top of changing trends in the industry in order to overtake top talents when they're vulnerable", you should be gucci

>> No.69398771

>>69398722
Holy ESL

>> No.69398836

>>69396781
This lol. They want a male chuuba to compete with Gura

>> No.69398840

>>69398771
>nijishill calling others ESL
hi paul li
dont you have livers to harass?

>> No.69398850

>>69393197
>instead of asking what unique thing they could bring to their agency, niji tries to create a toxic rivalry between the agencies in a desperate attempt to get the west audience
and people still defend this black company btw kek

>> No.69398951

>>69394112
>thats unironically not a bad interview question
it kinda is. you can't magically start competing toe to toe with the people that are on the top of your area unless you get insanely lucky. specially since digital marketing is a feedback loop where the more you go viral the more the algorithm will have incentives to promote you over new things. the problem isn't wanting to know what your talents would do to compete but it should have been worded differently

>> No.69398968

>>69398840
>deflecting
Just take the L and move on my dude

>> No.69398979

>>69393613
Wait.. that's just a meme right?

>> No.69398990

>>69394194
A good place to start would be to have something approximating an actual personality.

Failing that, slavishly obey whatever ChatGPT considers funny/insightful, and use it to go on endless tangents about things that are almost relevant.

>> No.69399044
File: 662 KB, 1436x804, nijinumberfagging.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69399044

>>69398968

>> No.69399124

>>69393197
>Women fear the Chad Cunny Shark

>> No.69399191

>>69399044
Anon they're all numberfags, just some keep it private more than others

>> No.69399200

>>69397084
Giving

>> No.69399215
File: 317 KB, 640x586, 1691797443368.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69399215

>>69398968
>take the L
Go back to twitter.

>> No.69399267

>>69398979
>he doesn’t know

>> No.69399270

>>69399044
Just because I'm calling you out on being retarded doesn't make me a nijinigger you idiot. I was the one who made the first gurrat thread - before it even had a name.

>> No.69399389

>>69398722
Gura was specifically mentioned but the comparison is more general than that implies. It's common sense that you want your interviewees to not be oblivious about the market leader. I've never interviewed for big tech companies but I wonder if they ask similar questions about Google, Microsoft, etc.

>> No.69399420

>>69399191
Its a job, not a hobby, and these are corporations. Obviously they care about numbers. But prodding your talents nonstop via DMs, shoving charts in their faces, bitching about twitter numbers of all things? Coincidentally both of these people quit...

>> No.69399522

>>69398329
No it's fucking not. You don't walk in to some low level employee you haven't even hired yet and go "So how to plan on beating super giant god like being of this marketplace?".

>> No.69399571
File: 103 KB, 1200x800, 1694752340133738.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69399571

>>69393197
>"How do you plan to compete with someone like Patrick Mahomes?"
You know, maybe /vt/ isn't even that smart at all when it comes to interview questions. I could see at least five different answers to that question, and none of them involve "streaming more". Makes sense for a board that has a ton of unemployed kids all over the place.

>> No.69399585

>>69399420
Its almost as if having a fat obese chinese guy breathing down your neck for every minute of your time in the company is subhuman behavior and nobody wants to deal with that shit or something.

>> No.69399626

>>69399522
Not beat, anon, compete. And asking how new hires hope to compete with estabilished, sucessful brands is par for the course for a job interview.

>> No.69399654

>>69398329
Then they should have said "Hololive"

>> No.69399685

>>69399389
"Hi new singer, welcome to the record label, so what's your plan on competing with Taylor swift"

>> No.69399740

>>69399626
Then ask a question about Hololive and not the single fucking person. That's just fucking retarded

>> No.69399753

>>69393197
I'll fart in my debut stream.

>> No.69399764

>>69399571
>I know you want to work for us a local shop in the corner of the street but how do you feel about competing with amazon?
You are a fucking retard

>> No.69399792

>>69393531
they can make you visually look "cute and funny" but they can't make you have an actually "cute and funny" personality. a bunch of "cunnybait" out there but they instantly out themselves with shit personality. not cute, not funny.

>> No.69399832

>>69399522
Chances are that they wanted the OP guy to elaborate his thoughts on how he would achieve success more than any realistic plan to beat Gura.

>> No.69399842

>>69399654
>>69399740
I got the gist of it instantly, but it also works as an autism filter, it seems. You guys are far too literal.

>> No.69399914

>>69399626
No there's no way asking that question like that is sane. Just fucking ask "What type of content do you plan to do, how do you plan to attract an audience, how will you stand out within that type of content", etc. Its the same thing but you don't come off as a psycho namedropping your direct competition.

>> No.69399954

>>69399842
We get it, you work for Nijisan, Jesus. That is not a sane question to ask someone.

>> No.69399995

>>69398329
the question doesn't actually leave that much because gura is a market leader rather than just high-level. in the EN vtubing scene there is no one that really gets to compete on the same level as her. at best you could answer that you're going to bring an audience that has a specific but dedicated niche

>> No.69400005

>>69399764
Simple: I know i'm not Amazon.

>> No.69400007

>>69399842
>but it also works as an autism filter
If we look at the kind of people that got hired I'd say its not a very effective filter.

>> No.69400032

>>69399685
what's wrong with that question? Taylor Swift isn't some new-type or kryptonian. If they want bigshots they ask bigshot questions also it's just one question maybe the are fine with a mid answer but we wouldn't know.

>> No.69400054

>>69399842
>filtering the one attribute that makes holos likeable and popular in the first place

>> No.69400092

>>69399626
>Not beat, anon, compete
I mean if that was the case all these here >>69394194
would count as competition

>> No.69400130

>>69393197
>I wouldn't
>I would listen
>which is what 4M dead subs never did
I'm not sure there's a more technically correct answer without consulting GPT

>> No.69400126

>>69400005
You just failed the audition

>> No.69400131

>>69399842
Anon don't just name someone like that, it just makes you seem fucking crazy. You could go "So how to plan to complete with large competitors like Hololive?" Just going "CAN YOU BEAT GURA PLEASE TELL USE YOU CAN BEAT GURA!!!" Is not sane.

>> No.69400258

>>69400032
I think that big shots would be big shots having a label or not. same with streaming

>> No.69400270

>>69399914
Honestly I think it's framed like that to be a hardball question on purpose, and make people sweat. I've done this sort of thing multiple times when interviewing people.
>>69399954
Death to Kurosanji, they are incompetent retards. Happy? Now focus on the argument
>>69399995
>>69400092
They want to compete at the highest level, and well, as I said above this screams hardball question to me. I guess they are looking for ambition, not just someone willing to fight for scraps.

>> No.69400306

>>69398329
The ONLY way to succeed as a male Vtuber is to become a faggy ASMR streamer that taps into the fujoshi market.
There is no way to succeed as a normal dude.
You have to be okay with your spinster chink fanss shipping you with other men, and forcing you to do homosexual collabs where you flirt with some random sodomite for 4 hours.
You have to be okay virtual-raping them and describing how you'd fistfuck them and mutilate them afterwards, and other weird psycho shit they read about in BL doujinshi.
You have to be okay with tours and concerts with other men as partners, where you have to flirt with a random dude and pretend he is your buttbuddy for the duration.
No, you can't be a "gamer" dude.


The question is shit. You simply CANNOT compete with high-level, established talents as a male, because corpos have reigned in the smut ASMR, which debuffed all new males that were even willing to do the aforementioned shit.

>> No.69400392

>>69400306
I guess the better question would be
>Will you be our next Kuzuha?

>> No.69400421
File: 173 KB, 1212x1044, 1708225234924032.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69400421

>>69393197

>> No.69400429

>>69393197
By getting rid of the competition, if you know what I mean. Wink wink nudge nudge

>> No.69400433

>>69400131
This. It just reeks of desperation.
Hell, not even Gura herself could answer that question.

>> No.69400510

>>69393197
Say "by streaming"

>> No.69400551

>>69400306
There's arguably close to no way to succeed as a male vtuber anymore. At least in the west. The market was small and then Vox carpet bombed it. Vesper had some sort of niche which he blew and now Bettel rules holostars. The new stars gen is sad to look at.

>> No.69400576

>>69400306
>The question is shit. You simply CANNOT compete with high-level, established talents as a male
Do we know WHEN that audition happened? Because in 2022 they could have dreamed about this. Their guys left the Niji girls in the dust, many holo gones too
>>69400131
They used the most known vtuber in the world as a blunt instrument. Goddamnit anons, do NONE of you understand what a shit test is?

>> No.69400647
File: 29 KB, 301x260, flopdeath.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69400647

>>69400510
Ok, now what

>> No.69400749

>>69400576
We get you work for niji, it was a poorly worded question. You don't fucking name drop people or makes your look fucking desperate. .

>> No.69400771

>>69398979
Dude, there were something like 800 comments of chink menheras typing "oh the semen is salty", "pull my hair", "hit me harder milord", "I can't take it all, milord, I'll chock", "Milord I want it in my other mouth too", "please milord give me your seed"

and hundreds of similar comments in ESL english.

SHIT IS WILD NIGGER! THESE MENHERAS ARE FUCKING SICK. THAT'S WHY THEY HAVE BEEN OBSESSIVELY ASTROTURFING IN THIS BOARD AND HAVE ALREADY MADE 4 REENTRY DOCUMENTS. THEY ARE UNWELL

>> No.69400861

>>69400576
>Their guys left the Niji girls in the dust, many holo gones too
Unless you mean Jp, this man is living in his won fucking world somewhere

>> No.69400874

>>69400421
"I don't know what they want me to say" Maybe that's why the question is in there. I can also see he did no research on Kuzuha or other big male vtubers.

>> No.69400913

>>69393295
The only right answer.

>> No.69400948

>>69400270
>I guess they are looking for ambition, not just someone willing to fight for scraps.
I understand that but I still think it's unrealistic at best to ask that and actually want an answer. in my opinion it would have been much better if they asked "what do you think you bring to the table to nijisanji?" and "and with that said are you willing to pursue a career in vtubing and giving your all for this job?". I don't know but I think you're going to get a better idea of what your possible future employees want to do with their position and if they're going to thrive in this area

>> No.69400984
File: 104 KB, 1282x293, kekek.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69400984

>>69400647

>> No.69401049

>>69400771
From the time I watched tempus back when they debuted one thing I remember disgusting me is when women spammed the pregnant emoji at them. And the tempus womemes aren't even close to being as unhinged as the kindred.

>> No.69401056

>>69400576
>They used the most known vtuber in the world as a blunt instrument.
Your going for the male market so use the most well known male then. It's fucking retarded to randomly ask a guy to beat Gura when it's literally a different market. It just makes you look retarded and have no idea on how and what market you're reaching to.

>> No.69401069

>>69400984
>>69400647
Huh, seems like just streaming isnt competing with the #1 female vtuber in the world
Why did you lie in your audition?

>> No.69401074

>>69394737
Niji's make up their own names lmao. Holos/stars are given them.
Which is worse?

>> No.69401147

>>69393197
>How to compete against gawr gura
Literally any 1-2 view is outperforming gura
Just by having a consistent stream schedule

>> No.69401204

>>69400551
>Bettel
Mans lucky he's literally a failure of a human being. It helped him get a good amount of girls who want that type.

>> No.69401212

>>69400861
No he's kind of right re read his post. He's talking about a very specific time frame when myth was refusing to stream and Vox was inclining to ridiculous degrees. The catalog had Vox's face plastered all over it at all times back then. He didn't pass Gura or something but it did look like he was going to mog just about everyone else.

>> No.69401278

>>69400749
>I can't be a retard, you MUST work for niji!
You sound like a sister being in denial this much, anon. There's no point defending this specific instance even if I was; I'm entertaining the point because you're being dumb about it.
>>69400948
That's how I'd ask if I wanted to softball it, yes. The purpose of a shit test isn't to get you to answer "correctly", but to test your confidence. The homo failed, because he spiralled, tryign to guess what the interviewer wanted to hear, like he said here >>69400421
>>69401056
>So, how are you plan to compete with someone like Vox?
That's even worse, anon, do you want to recruit people by outright telling them their coworkers are their competitors?

>> No.69401321

>>69401212
He said "guys" as in multiple. If said Vox of one guy yea .

>> No.69401340

>>69401074
>Niji's make up their own names lmao
Is this true? Totally confirmed? You trying to tell me someone actually said "I will now be Doppio Dropscythe"?

>> No.69401352

>>69398090
This is why she streams so rarely, she's constantly on the run.

>> No.69401379

>>69400421
Niji is desperate for ANYONE to beat Gura ahahahahahahaha

>> No.69401408

>>69399685
>You catch that last interview? I asked the Gura question and he started bawling about how that's a crazy thing to bring up. Made some crybaby analogy about Taylor Swift or whatever. Definitely an unstable, insecure mehera, that one.
>kek filters the shitter candidates every time. Anyway, onto the next one. We need to find a single ESL pajeet to hire as manager for all 30+ EN talents.

>> No.69401418

>>69400576
And as soon as niji had to stop his rapeplay streams because they were afraid of getting fit with obscenity law fines and youtube demonetization, his numbers fell so hard he had a nervous breakdown.

WHAT NOW NIGGER? NEW MALES ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VIRTUALLY FUCK CHINK FUJOSHIS ON STREAM. HOW WILL THEY INCLINE?

>> No.69401559

>>69401278
>So, how are you plan to compete with someone like Vox?
You're a fucking retard kill yourself. You are literally going "How do beat market you not part of"? You don't bring up some market randomly you aren't part for no reason so you can seethe at it. What good does asking someone how they would beat a market they have no stake in and can't even join in? Stop sucking their dick.

>> No.69401571

>>69401147
That would tell them you only care about monthly live viewing hours and ignore her SC, Merch, Sponsors,VOD views, Fanart/Social viewspace

>> No.69401584

If management is first of all Holo complex and sees gura as the enemy, then it's understandable that Nijifag was always sticking it to gura.

>> No.69401600

>>69401074
You expect me to believe that not 1, but the ENTIRE wave was retarded enough collectively to pick retarded names? AND the one that followed them?
A 6 year old would pick better names than these: Doppio Dropscythe, Hex Haywire, Ver Vermillion, Vezalius Bandage, Vantacrow Bringer, Yu Q. Wilson
A fucking AI would pick better names

>> No.69401627

>>69400984
Christ. Even Aster gets at least 500.

>> No.69401676

>>69401559
>get called out on his stupid idea
>doesn't argue the point
>goes straight to kys instead
I accept your concession.

>> No.69401756
File: 85 KB, 512x512, 1690711674438295.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69401756

>Niji recruits are unironically asked if they can beat goomba
No wonder NijiEN is filled with arrogant jackasses, anyone that starts streaming and think they can be the top dog from day 1 is probably detached from reality

>> No.69401811

>>69393482
It's not difficult to have more viewers when your competition goes months without streams.

>> No.69401827

>>69401418
Look man, Vox worked hard to actively sabotage himself until utter irrelevance. The man bravely fought to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory as he went out of his way to trigger yab after yab while making sure to cuck his fans with Reimu in as many occasions as possible. Don't demean his efforts by saying it was just the ASMR ban... A lesser man would had failed to decline and still be making money to this day (albeit ASMR ban was a factor).

>> No.69401864

>>69401074
They probably pick from a list. Which begs the question: if THAT was the best they could pick, what about the ones they didn't?

>> No.69401876
File: 609 KB, 960x540, milord lost[sound=files.catbox.moe%2Fhj45i1.ogg].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69401876

>>69393197
I mean, is a valid question
shitters should fuck off from this business

>> No.69401898

>>69401811
nijien can stream for months and they still wont catch up to gura streaming today lmao

>> No.69401904

>>69401676
>>doesn't argue the point
What the fuck do you mean you keep ignoring my point, can you not fucking read? I said why the fuck do bring up a market you aren't even part of and start talking about how they beat a market the person can't even join into?
What does help with at all besides making you look like you're seething at some other market spot? You are asking a literal unrelated question to someone at this point and making look like you have no idea what market place you are even going into. You for some reason keep ignore this fact.

>> No.69401934

>>69401600
Ver Vermillion has got to be a criminal offense holy shit.

>> No.69401968

>>69401600
I thought one of them quit before debut because he thought the character was too stupid to pull off

>> No.69401981

>>69401278
You're approaching this like a proper job interview for a skilled position.
The truth of the matter is, vtubing doesn't work like that.
Gura herself wouldn't be able to pinpoint exactly why she's as successful as she is. Someone who's confident and a hard worker would also not be guaranteed anywhere near the same level of success, if at all.
The vtuber game is a clownshoes ass industry that runs on luck and memes.

>> No.69402018

>>69401898
Howmany times did Gura stream with males? NijiEN isn't even in the same league.

>> No.69402022

>>69399420
Where was staff prodding Nina? It was her bringing up concerns about numbers, not the staff. And unhealthy obsession with numbers to the point of it having a negative effect has been a thing in Hololive too. Roboco and Aki have both mentioned having talks with staff about having the lowest numbers in Hololive, with Aki saying that it made her consider graduating. Watame had the Marie Antoinette incident with Coco where she got scolded for whining about having the lowest numbers in gen 4. Everyone in Gen 5 has talked about how they were depressed when they debuted because it was close to Myth's debut and they were overshadowed by EN's success.

>> No.69402043

>>69401981
>Gura herself wouldn't be able to pinpoint exactly why she's as successful as she is
You're beyond delusional.

>> No.69402098

>>69401756
In reality, there probably nothing anyone can do to reach her level because it was a perfect storm of circumstances that catapulted gura to the top spot. Unless niji expect another pandemic with massive lockdowns and wiping everyone's mind in the west to forget that vtubers is a brand new and shiny thing to them.

>> No.69402102
File: 786 KB, 620x459, 1642545089777.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402102

It's simple. We... uh... kill Gawr Gura

>> No.69402226

>>69402043
Prove me wrong.

>> No.69402236

>>69401600
Ver Vermillion and Vezalius Bandage are the worst names possible
Bandage didn't do himself any favors with that sorry ass tweet pre-debut.

>> No.69402244
File: 261 KB, 853x480, 1688497415220589.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402244

>>69401811
Streamer 1 for 4 hours, twice in thirty days, 30K ccv.
Streamer 2 streams for 4 hours, 21 times in thirty days, 500 ccv.


>Streamer 1 hours watched = 240000
>Streamer 2 hours watched = 42000

>> No.69402306
File: 17 KB, 480x466, 1708185137346230.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402306

>>69402102
If it's so simple, why haven't you done it yet?

>> No.69402374

>>69402226
She repeats behaviors which align with the traits that make her popular. I really don't even know where you're coming from, are you arguing she was a product of the stars aligning and so she wouldn't be as successful if she debuted today?

>> No.69402398

>>69402018
Congratulations you are smarter than the NijiEN recruiter

>> No.69402401
File: 213 KB, 449x517, 1692157142120778.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402401

>>69402102
Fuck the clown for cutting her Anniversary short just so she could stream on her PL with not-Roberu and co

>> No.69402427

>>69401904
>What the fuck do you mean you keep ignoring my point
I answered this multiple times, here >>69399626, >>69400270, >>69400576 and >>69401278. But I'll repeat: they used the name of the top streamer to ask how the person was ntending to compete with people LIKE them. As in, talented, estabilished people. They even said "like them", if you want to stick to being literal. And, again, they can't "just use a male example" because it's bad optics to say the silent part aloud that your coworkers are your competitors. Hopefully you'll understand it this time.
>What does help with at all besides making you look like you're seething at some other market spot?
It helps to scare the newbies, the pretenders and the people who don't trust their cock. That is what a shit test IS. It worked as intended. Hell, it'd have worked with you apparently.
>>69401981
Luck is 80% of everyone's success, yes. That doens't mean you don't try to squeeze as much of that 20% as possible. That said I might, indeed, be giving Nijisanji's recruiter too much credit.

>> No.69402490

>>69402398
That feels more like a insult kek

>> No.69402521

>>69402374
You're acting as though that's a conscious decision and not just someone's natural behaviour.

>> No.69402542

>>69397637
more like it's made to show the truth about those cu-gummies

>> No.69402544

>>69402374
>I really don't even know where you're coming from, are you arguing she was a product of the stars aligning and so she wouldn't be as successful if she debuted today?
I mean... isn't that the truth tho?
Gura was THIS successful because of the algo not because of her talent or skillset... That's just how youtube operates

>> No.69402567

>>69393197
This makes more sense when you remember Gura randomly returned from hiatus overlapping a NijiEN debut once and utterly eclipsed it.
They're probably still made all their careful plans amd preparations were steamrolled by a casual sidelong glance from shark.

>> No.69402620

>>69402521
>she acts like a cute loli in real life naturally
Yeah, beyond delusional.

>>69402544
>niji cope

>> No.69402640

>>69393197
>How tf am I supposed to answer that?
That's a you problem. Aim or the top and expect to be the best. They want you to show that you're confident and really sell yourself. Simple fucking shit.

>> No.69402650

>>69402544
I guess we are just ignoring her success on her PL now?
Alright then. Keep seething nijishill, one day you'll get your gura killer lmao

>> No.69402654
File: 118 KB, 827x827, 1628630967715.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402654

>>69402306
She cushions any attempt of physical harm as if she were made of rubber and produces a funny sound.
We tried using fire but it only made her smell tasty

>> No.69402700

>>69401278
>but to test your confidence
still I don't think they're doing it correctly. what if the person being interviewed wants to play retro games and they happen to have a very loyal following of 200 people on their streams? would you really ask them what they would do to compete against the most generalist and prolific members of their community? it doesn't seem like a productive question. now one could say that nijisanji wouldn't want that person in their company, and I think that's pretty fair but I don't think that tested their confidence. at least it doesn't seem to test for confidence all the times, there's a difference between being confident and unrealistic

>> No.69402738
File: 282 KB, 2000x1342, 1707676251612917.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69402738

>>69402427
You are literally just ignoring what everyone says including me. You don't fucking go "Hey dude can you beat the pro basketball player" "But sir this is a interview for for a honkey team". You just keep trying to move goal post and ignore the fact they are literally asking someone to do something that isn't within their job scope of what they will be working in. It is a fucking retarded question. It it was a female streamer sure, but asking a male this is pointless and fucking stupid. What the fuck are you defending something so stupid?

>> No.69402743

>>69402521
You're crazy lmao. Senzawa acted completely different to Gura. Senzawa inclined and became popular, and then as Gura she did it again. She's acting and she knows exactly how to get people to watch her. If she debuted today she wouldn't be as big because no covid buff but still.

>> No.69402768

>>69402620
>she acts like a cute loli
That's literally her natural speaking voice, anon. You're proving me right here.

>> No.69402817

>>69402544
>how would I compete with gura?
>well you see, I simply wouldn't compete, because gura was just lucky with the youtube algo, there's nothing anyone could actually do to replicate that success!
You realize not even nijisanji believes this cope, right?

>> No.69402824

>>69393197
"I don't. I intend to grow your business. Instead of fighting for the attention of fans who are already sold on Vtubers I will look to use my unique talents and experience to appeal to a wider, more varied audience that might not even be familiar to Vtubers to begin with. These skills and experiences include xyz. Here is an outline of how I plan to attract new fans and thereby grow Nijisanji and Vtubing as a whole with xyz."

>> No.69402882

>>69402544
>Gura was THIS successful because of the algo not because of her talent or skillset... That's just how youtube operates
the algorithm is important but once it gives you the first push it's all on you to keep momentum

>> No.69402933

>>69402824
They were asking a male this, so kinda throws that out the window since it's a different fandom.

>> No.69402952

>>69402768
First of all, you're delusional. Secondly, I said she repeats "behaviors" that reinforce her
"traits". For example, her voice is a trait, and she acts in a way to maximize the appeal of her voice. There are other things I can list but you're clearly legitimately double digit IQ and a waste of my time.

>> No.69403034

>>69393613
>>69396010
>>69397180
>>69398640
>>69399267
>>69400771
Where can I watch it?

>> No.69403064

Honestly, the best answer I read so far is the Polkajoker

>> No.69403067

>>69398951
I think the messaging is implicit. Basically "What's your plan to become the very best?" with Gura being namedropped for best.

>> No.69403135
File: 206 KB, 220x224, 1681358320648979.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69403135

>>69402933
>They were asking a male this
What the fuck, why? Those aren't even the same kind of viewers? You would have to striking at a whole different fanbase then the people who watch girl.
Why would you ask this to a male Vtuber?

>> No.69403219

>>69402952
So you can't actually provide any proof, besides listing things that are natural parts of her personality?
You're right, this really is a waste of time.

>> No.69403221

>>69403135
Nijikekji is desperate for anyone under them to strike gold and be a 40k ccv streamer, doesn't matter who or what gender.

>> No.69403234

>>69403034
neck yoursself, sister

>> No.69403283

>>69402933
I guess, I just wanted to point out that it seems like a trick question and the correct answer is to show the interviewer that you have a growth-based mindset and that you want to support the company instead of just yourself.

>> No.69403287

>>69403034
I think the blowjob was somewhere in an office RP, in which he is the viewer's boss and uses his authority to rape them. If its taken down just look around SURELY the sisters back that shit up.

>> No.69403304

Do you think Gura would've commited an hero already if she was a niji?

>> No.69403313

>>69403135
Nijisanji staff isnt known to be competent or intelligent

>> No.69403324

>>69402700
Counterpoint: Lumi(currently Phase conenct) got big playing XCOM2, AOE2 and similar games. She's the biggest at this niche iirc. So you can become a popular streamer on the big leagues with a niche hobby if you're entertaining enough. To actually answer the root of your argument though: you're right. It's not a perfect question for this specific case you brought up, nor is it a fair question in many situations.

It fits right in for a generalized interview question, though. Many of them are unfair like that, some are quite stupid and the rare one is outright useless. But it is what it is. I wouldn't say that this specific one was generally useless though.
>>69402738
>You don't fucking go "Hey dude can you beat the pro basketball player" "But sir this is a interview for for a honkey team".
Dude, everyone plays on the same field in this business. I don't keep up with sportsball at all but I can assure you someone, somewhere, asked a dude "do you feel you can go out there and face MJ?" in the big leagues. And despite current happenings and my general distaste for Kurosanji, they are in the big leagues.
>they are literally asking someone to do something that isn't within their job scope of what they will be working in
You need to be autistic to interpreet it like that my dude, I'm sorry for you.

>> No.69403352

>>69403221
Yea, but males and females fanbases are like apple and oranges. Shit isn't even comparable or in the same viewer base or space you would be working in.
That's a fucking dumb question.

>> No.69403397

>>69403324
>naming lumi who is doing the exact same thing elira is
You do know she was a actual manager in cyberlive right?

>> No.69403427

>>69403304
She would've just quit by now.
>gets "burned out" at 1000x speed
>doesn't want to stream while niji tries forcing her
>graduates or gets terminated for non compliance

>> No.69403470

>>69403304
Gura is not retarded, regardless of how she appears to be.
She was /here/ when she was senzawa, and she kew her worth because she was already the most successful pngtuber in history, and the most successful indie (briefly) in history, before signing with hololive.
She was not some random 2view

>> No.69403498

>>69403397
Are you trying to say she only became sucessful because she had to become a manager? She was already the top talent then though - and Elira didn't become top talent even now?

>> No.69403505

>>69403304
Probably hunted an eaten quickly after debut since NijiEN is full of chinks

>> No.69403533

>>69403324
>asked a dude "do you feel you can go out there and face MJ?"
Yea I don't think people would ask you this when you are joining a hockey team. You are being so fucking slimy trying to work your way around how these are different marketplaces. You are literally asking a un related question for no fucking reason if you brought up MJ when interviewing for a hockey team. That's fucking retarded and you're fucking retarded for thinking that's not retarded

>> No.69403548

Hmmm if they want to compete with gura this much they should hire a soft spoken shark shota
Now that's the plan

>> No.69403563

>>69403498
>put yourself in favorable positions while keeping others down
>Secure yourself good deals while denying the others
Yes.

>> No.69403592

This guy must be getting paid a lot to come to bat for niji so hard even when they act so retarded

>> No.69403649

>>69393197
You cant compete with GURA without a completely unscripted cute as fuck.... Ahh .....

That was a nuke in a bottle moment no one could ever compete with.

>> No.69403656

>>69403533
>pretends it's a different sport altogether
>you're slimy trying to work your way around
The lack of self-awareness is palpable. You really act like a sister
>>69403563
Again, she was already the top talent BEFORE becoming a manager. Also it didn't work too well for Elira, even at her best she was what, third? Fourth girl?

>> No.69403752

>>69403563
>he believes the fanfiction from a company that was even more infested with infighting than NijiEN

>> No.69403762

>>69403533
>>69403592
>exactly 1 min apart
Samefag is seething lmao

>> No.69403764
File: 435 KB, 1895x1439, 1 m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69403764

>>69393197
>i understand now

>> No.69403767

>so, Senzawa-kun. How do you plan to compete with someone like Kizuna-AI?
>cunny
>you're hired

>> No.69403782

>>69393531
Gura's model is awful though, there are plenty of better looking cunnies out there.

>> No.69403791

>>69403656
Bro you have side stepped every post I made about it being a totally different marketplace somehow and just keep going "No you autistic". This is just fucking sad since you don't have any real argument against it.

>> No.69403811
File: 359 KB, 748x848, 1698843212240166.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69403811

>>69393197
>"I can't, nijisanji simply isn't as popular as hololive, even if gura herself debuted under nijisanji she would have a fraction of the viewers"

>> No.69403810

>>69403752
You do realize you are calling Lumi that right? She was part of that staff and was responsible for it

>> No.69403829
File: 407 KB, 1066x726, yhbi5b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69403829

They stay forever seethe huh?

>> No.69403917
File: 40 KB, 662x327, cookie.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69403917

>>69395065
This nip has a deep bag.

>> No.69403921

>>69403762
Anon samefagging only is samefagging if they pretend to be a different person replying to the same post. Are you new here?

>> No.69403924

>>69403782
honestly I think they made hers on the cheap, I dont think they expected her to explode like she did. The other girls debuting at the same time had better models.

>> No.69403949

>>69403782
Maybe from a cunny perspective, but her model has a pretty good autistic look on her face which complements her appeal and ultimately has wider appeal.

>> No.69403970

>>69403791
You have ignored the two times I answered it, autistic anon. You said they should've used a male instead; I told you, twice already, that they couldn't come out and say "how do you plan to compete with people like Vox"? Because he's already their talent(and the top male), it's terrible optics to speak of him as a competitor. Can you stop coping now?

>> No.69404006

>>69403810
By the time she stepped into a management role Cyberlive was already a trainwreck, nice try at revisionist history.

>> No.69404020

>>69403782
Correct. Its almost as if people dont watch vtubers just for a jpeg

>> No.69404041

>>69394353
is that an ay lmao next on the 3rd girl

>> No.69404048

>>69403829
I'm glad these failed normies are collapsing.

>> No.69404079

>>69403921
Why are you speaking about yourself in third person?

>> No.69404082
File: 279 KB, 1548x2085, GGTvj65bAAAIn6h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404082

>even shiori chose hololive over nijisanji

>> No.69404104

>>69404041
neck*

>> No.69404123

>>69403970
Then use a male from fucking Hololvie? Don't fucking use some marketplace that is 100% unrelated to the one you will entering. That is fucking the most retarded shit you can do ever since it just makes you think "Hmm do they really not know the viewerbase and marketplace of Vtubers?. You do not bring up completely unrelated things to the scope of the job the person will be doing.

>> No.69404161

>>69404082
Shiori never applied for nijisanji

>> No.69404176

>>69403764
lol salome
whatever happened to her?

>> No.69404205

>>69404082
What is wrong with her rm? Everyone had zero faith on her and she hasn't done anything close to questionable so far

>> No.69404227

>>69404123
THis might surprise you, but there's an overlap between, even, people who watch gura and people who watch Vox. The whole "100% separated market" is just a fanfic in your head.

>> No.69404230

>>69404176
bot funds ran out

>> No.69404297

>>69404082
Anyone with a brain would choose hololive over nijisanji. The only exception would be whores who would prefer to flirt with guys on stream over having financial success but they're also brainless I guess.

>> No.69404306

>>69404227
Are you the same fucktard that claims Guras viewers also watch Vox?
There is no fucking way anyone is legitimately this retarded
>nijisanji fan
Oh wait I can believe it

>> No.69404362

>>69404306
>>69401278
>I can't be a retard, you MUST work for niji!

>> No.69404403
File: 290 KB, 2353x2530, 1647972328436.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404403

So I've been watching Gura play badly at videogames along with a bunch of chinese menheras all this time?

>> No.69404405

>>69393197
The "interview ace" answer:
*sigh* Gawr Gura? If it's competitors we're talking about, I'm going straight for Mr Beast and Pewdiepie.
If I said what I really think:
>is this even a question
>this question typifies the lack of business sense in the numberfag: metrics and competitor analysis are only useful inasmuch as they tell you what's right or wrong about your product and business practices, about how to change what you do. It is better to have a product-centric mindset than worry about metrics. You have to know your audience, how they react to things, what they want, and put entertainment and connection with them first. You must ensure they enjoy watching you - perhaps you aim to make them smile, laugh, or enjoy learning something, and essentially improve their day and life. That's what Gawr Gura does, and any successful entertainer does. The business practices of almost every successful company have relied on this approach.
Now as for specifics, I would have a regular "straining while taking a gigantic shit ASMR" as this is what the fanbase wants.

>> No.69404464
File: 222 KB, 512x512, 1690407467994.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404464

>>69404227
>like gura because shes cunny
>oh yeah now that gura finished streaming I will watch this homosexual that does blowjob and rape asmr's

>> No.69404502

>>69404403
The biggest overlap is with Kiara, I think. And Nerissa.

>> No.69404503
File: 104 KB, 282x316, 1686461621601382.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404503

>>69404227
>THis might surprise you, but there's an overlap between, even, people who watch gura and people who watch Vox
Now this a retarded post

>> No.69404570

>>69404227
>there's an overlap between, even, people who watch gura and people who watch Vox.
What fucking world do you live?

>> No.69404592

>>69401827
Imagine Gura bringing in Holostars onto her streams randomly and multiple times.

>> No.69404624

>>69404570
>>69404503
I didn't say it was a giant one. In fact the implication is the opposite. But it exists.

>> No.69404650

>>69404227
Actually inventing narrative in the head lol

>> No.69404681

>>69404624
>>69404227
You are fucking delusional

>> No.69404705

>>69404624
In your head maybe
Why the fuck would anyone that likes cunny watch Vox, A >>>>>MALE<<<<< vtuber
You are fucking braindead
Kill yourself

>> No.69404722

>>69404592
Imagine Gura having an ASMR stream interrupted by holostars.

>> No.69404734

>>69404205
>what's wrong with her rm
She used to do cuckold ASMR.
Unironically.

>> No.69404740

>>69404705
Have you never heard of a female watching Gura, ever? Really?

>> No.69404774

>TFW watching a college girl design and model her own vtuber, then made models for 2-3 decently known people
>While juggling college classes
>and a job
>Still going strong 3+ years
>Meanwhile Yuko throwing in the towel because her ass doesn't get wiped

>> No.69404782

>>69404705
A bunch of females watch Gura dude.

>> No.69404810
File: 214 KB, 326x386, 1637204015070.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404810

THis might surprise you, but there's an overlap between, even, people who watch the Argentine Open Polo Championship and people who watch Tohou 2 speedrun streams

>> No.69404827
File: 109 KB, 376x668, 1702671538414633.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404827

>>69404624
Yea, really need to tap into the market of like 4 people on the entire planet anon.

>> No.69404858

>>69404774
>Meanwhile Yuko throwing in the towel because her ass doesn't get wiped
What happened?

>> No.69404861
File: 57 KB, 827x769, smugmutt.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69404861

>>69404740
So you are braindead. Ok then. Pic related just off the top of my head whos oshi is Gura

>> No.69404866

>>69404734
KEK

>> No.69404883

>>69404048
They aren't collapsing. Most of the hate directed at them is coming from people who have never watched a vtuber in their lives, people who haven't watched Nijisanji in ages, or people who already hated Nijsanji to begin with. All the livers have the same live viewership they had prior to Selen's termination, and have the same superchats coming in. Some have even had their numbers go up, like Vivi. All they've lost from this so far is dead subs and the Hyte partnership.

>> No.69404929

>>69404858
supposedly didn't get Gura numbers, and what numbers she did get she murdered via some PL shit they found out about

>> No.69404935

>>69404740
Yea and they aren't the type of people who watch vox.

>> No.69404965

>>69404827
Do you truly believe Gura is that toxic to the average person who watches the guys?
>>69404861
You either tagged the wrong person or you misunderstood what I meant. I'm in disbelief because this anon >>69404705 seems to think no women watch gura.

>> No.69404997

>>69404858
Got replaced by one of her genmates as the face of the company and she realized that her grifting as the "Gura killer" isnt getting anywhere
She just restarted her PL account recently hinting at graduating from idol as soon as her contract expires

>> No.69405038

>Enna literally said her membership plummeted because the event
>nothing change

>> No.69405065

>>69403829
I just realized I can actually read the "blurry" text better than the "translation" in that image.
Not sure who the first person is but.
Then Finana saying "Luxiem/Noctyx earn just as much as their successful JP livers"
Fulgur Ovid: "...I'm just not sure if they do it like the Japanese *side* with the idol mentality... but yeah, ,they were mad about Niji appr [appear] again so fast for sure
Shu: But yeah I remember having my hopes up applying for the *first* hololive auditions
Millie: Glad you're with us Shu
Vox: general shit talking
Mysta: Been feeling down, etc

>> No.69405100

>>69403829
I'm glad Mika saved mysterio

>> No.69405110
File: 137 KB, 322x270, moomtism[sound=https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.catbox.moe%2F3myzh4.mp3]png.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69405110

Is guy actually trying to say there is any kind of overlap at all between gura and Vox's fanbase? Has this guy seen the two fanbases before?

>> No.69405114

>>69404883
You don't understand, the image of nijisanji is now tainted in the west. They will never grow, they can only stagnate and slowly die.

>> No.69405188
File: 51 KB, 763x460, they are coworkers now not family.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69405188

>>69405110
Maybe its time to post these again
Here is a Gura fan by the way

>> No.69405211

>>69405114
nah, at worst they just wont debut any new talents or waves for a good while. If they're smart, they'll be extended financial incentives to keep everyone together as best they can

Then again, this is Riku we're talking about

>> No.69405252

>>69405188
Anon you can find like 10 people, that isn't really the overlap you seem to be talking about

>> No.69405257

>>69404997
KWAB

>> No.69405290 [DELETED] 

>>69404734
Wait what? Under what name? I'm gonna torment the hell out of my friend with this.

>> No.69405317

>>69405110
i mean with the amount of people Gura pulls i'd also imagine that there are some faggots that take dildos up their ass or horny females but like 2% at most

>> No.69405318
File: 112 KB, 747x901, stinky rice circle culture.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69405318

Gura fanbase attacking Reimu... why would they do this?

>> No.69405339

>>69397637
>>69402542
The cummy gummies symbolize her ability to attract children. Its a really clever detail.

>> No.69405402

This guy us losing his fucking mind after people called him a retard.

>> No.69405410
File: 1.04 MB, 824x5728, 11 hours of seething.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69405410

Chumbuds have no shill

>> No.69405422

>>69405252
He's not me lmao. But there is an overlap, and no, the insane chumbuds and voxsisters on either side of the extreme isn't what I meant. It's closer to normalfags, really.

>> No.69405531

>>69405317
Sure, let' take 2%. She got 40k people on stream earlier, that's an overlap of 800 people who also watches the homos.

>> No.69405534

>>69405422
>But there is an overlap
Like what, 1%? Fuck off with being this retarded

>> No.69405593

>>69405422
>It's closer to normalfags, really.
Vox couldn't be further from normalfags. You have to be really down the rabbit hole to even consider Vox.

>> No.69405682

Next thread we'll have the same retard saying Gura is only popular because of Vox
These imbeciles really live in their own fantasy world. Keep seething about Gura as much as those idiots that work at nijisanji do, your butthurt is fucking delicious

>> No.69405734

>>69405534
>>69405682
>still assblasted for being called out earlier
SEA time is funny

>> No.69405736

>>69402022
Towa and Luna's numbers were the worst. Also that advice was ironic considering Coco turned out to be the biggest numberfag.

>> No.69405778
File: 16 KB, 387x133, you are a retard.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69405778

>>69405734
You are a retard

>> No.69405926

>>69405778
Yuropoor or Nigger?

>> No.69406075

>>69404965
>I'm in disbelief because this anon >>69404705 seems to think no women watch gura.
Remind Doki was a gurafag

>> No.69406239

>>69406075
Great example, actually. Sometimes I think people get echochamber'd too hard and forget the average viewer is neither the sister or the anon

>> No.69406244

>>69404997
Damn, her Twitter is private. When was that?

>> No.69406493

>>69406244
You got a thread for her >>69395459
With all the niji drama going on nobody would even notice she graduated lol

>> No.69406518

>>69406239
No, terrible example.
Female Vtuber viewers watch female Vtubers.
Male Vtuber viewers do not watch male Vtubers unless they are transsexuals or flaming sodomites.

>> No.69406635
File: 62 KB, 684x240, Top Vtuber.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69406635

>>69393197

>> No.69406696

>>69405211
They literally put out merch ads right after the retarded Selen termination notice. They're tone deaf retards who keep digging their own grave.

>> No.69406745

>>69406518
...and? The argument was never that the overlap was absolute, but that it existed

>> No.69406816

>>69406745
>hitler drank water
>that makes you a nazi

>> No.69406919

>>69406816
Dis you really wake up so early to be this retarded, or are you running on zero sleep, anon?

>> No.69406958

>>69404176
Stabilized to mid Holo numbers, 10k or less

Doesn't help that her seniors envy her badly. shit workplace all around.

>> No.69406998

>>69406919
You are glorifying 1% of the 1% and saying its the entire audience
The only retard here is YOU. Take the hint already you braindead mongoloid
Go apply to work for nijisanji you will fit right in

>> No.69407059
File: 101 KB, 1280x400, 1708183479095566.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69407059

>>69404227
>This is the fanbase that Gura supposedly shares
Actual brain damage on display.

>> No.69407085

>>69406998
>now it's 1% of the 1%
Seethe, you got your ass handed to you in every single argument itt

>> No.69407134

>>69407085
I'm not the one that claims chumbuds watch vox, that would be YOU

>> No.69407236
File: 157 KB, 883x1101, vox deletes coomer asmr.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69407236

>>69403034
he nuked all of it unfortunately

>> No.69407308

>>69406998
>>69407134
>some people watch both
>IMPOSSIBLE YOU ARE LYING ITS JUST 4 PPL
>shown multiple examples
>2% AT MOST
>sure, still a lot of people since gura's fanbase is gigantic, there's some overlap
>YOU ARE SAYING ITS THE ENTIRE AUDIENCE
actual, unironic, autism.

>> No.69407363

>>69403917
rrat: she's secretly a holo and only yagoo knows

>> No.69407398

>>69400874
Yeah Nijiniggers are retarded but this is a fair question and easy to answer "I dont believe I compete for the same audience as Gura, I intend to be the top option in who I appeal to which is <explain your niche, your strengths and how you plan to expand on them>" Then you compare yourself to Asmongold or Kuzuha or whatever
theyll know its bullshit (the only people who watch NijiEN males are chinese fujos) but they just want to know you have a plan

>> No.69407518

>>69407308
Zero male vtuber viewers that watch gura have any overlap with any male vtuber.
female vtuber viewers are a tiny, minuscule minority even if you include asia, so the minusclule overlap they would have is statistically insignificant to statistically imponderable.

You are making bad-faith arguments because you are mentally ill and likely female, which means you lack the cognitive faculties to engage in deductive reasoning in the first place, and you lack the myelinated axons required to even engage in causal lateralization and sequencing. You are incapable of even intellectualizing it, so it's useless to even engage with you.

>> No.69407538

>>69393197
They ask similar questions on the JP side lmao one of the girls got asked how do you plan to compete with sakura miko

>> No.69407650

>>69407518
>goes turboautist pseudointellectual mode
100% confirmed assburgers

>> No.69407701

>>69407236
>unfortunately

>> No.69408152

>>69407518
kek I bet while typing this, you turned off the lights and pushed up your glasses, imagining them flash with a dramatic camera pan

>> No.69408271

>>69402401
Could you link it?

>> No.69408324

>>69407650
>>69408152
>hole shaming tactic as soon as she gets assblasted

You are functionally braindead and inferior ipso facto, return to your doxsite

>> No.69408541

>>69408324
>hole shaming tactic
Anon, no one called you virgin or incel, stop self-reporting

>> No.69408652

>>69408324
you totally did LMAO don't worry, it's cool bro, I have to stand up and walk off the rush whenever I make someone seethe in a bait thread, we're fine the way we are

>> No.69408763

>>69408652
>bait
>i was only pretended to be retarded

>>69408541
terminally braindead

>> No.69408868

>>69408763
>>69407518
>I wasnt even pretending

>> No.69409046

Suddenly I understand the sort of person /vt/ was talking about everytime they complained about "chumbuds". First one like this that I find in the wild

>>
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Action