/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69321431
>fertile edition
SadCat

Should not have gone for my second listen of the karaoke. I'm not gonna make it

I'm glad shondo isn't up to date with made in abyss, at least i hope she isn't

I love my gold digger of a wife

My wife is so great... She's so lovely, cute, and basically anything positive you can think of
Some songs got me tearing up, one even made snot drool out as well as tears
Love my wife so damn much!!! I will never leave, I will be here until the world ends and I will find her in the next

>>69321431
>fertile edition

>>69322640
Kek

>>69322640
guess we just have to keep trying... what a shame

I am unsure on wanting to impregnate shondo
I would love to, but it would mean every other husband gets cucked, and i don't want that to happen
Well, it's a dumb worry to have considering she can't have kids SadCat

>>69321431
that's a child. She can't get pregnant and it is very illegal to attempt to get her pregnant.

>>69323810
Sir, that's my wife and yeah she can't get pregnant

>>69323980
your wife is underage and can't consent to sex.

>>69322640
https://tinytotintokyo.com/a-short-guide-to-japanese-pregnancy-and-ovulation-predictor-kits

>>69324025
We're not having sex either way, cheek kisses and hugs are the limit
Unless you count the beatings and biting

Studio

love wife

>>69324751
Wish we could've had more of the dvd screen saver, i missed it hitting the corner
Speaking of, anyone got the time stamp?

Why did she have to make 3 new channels to be able to stream movies?

The karaoke date was so sweet
This week's been so great i can't even rank the 3 dates we've had

why doesn't she want to kiss us on the lips? we're married and it's not sex.

>>69325704
you think she's some cheap whore? it's only been 3 years

>>69325704
It's gross and icky

>>69325704
she doesn't trust the average vtuber viewer to have brushed their teeth

>>69325337
Discord requires that community servers have at least 3 public channels in order to get the audience streaming thing.

>>69325704
its not for us

>>69325899
Thanks

>>69325704
She's not a whore

Shondo is so unbelievably cute, her hopping up and down during and after the zoo date is still my head, too cute
I'm so happy to be here
I mean, here, not /here/. I'm pretty neutral about being /here/, it's good at getting some context every now and then(or get told to watch streams) and it's pretty fun every now and again

i hope she reads donos today because i want to send my divorce message

>>69325704
Because she thinks that lips kisses are for horny people, in other words it's her purity larp. Ok with handjobs but not with lip kisses. kek

>>69326721
make sure to send enough money that she has to read it

>>69326721
But i don't want you to leave...

she makes me so happy that i can hardly contain myself

>>69326764
imagine the most pathetic handjob ever from shondo because she knows her asexuality is frustrating so she bears through it enough so she can satisfy you while she kisses you everywhere but your lips because that would be too lewd and you both want it to be special

wheres this handy shit coming from, is this just because of the cum hand thumbnail

>>69326963
>imagine the most pathetic handjob ever from shondo
Imagine Shondo tearing up as she gives you a handjob.

what is she streaming today? can't open x on my retarded phone

>>69327020
Huh? She's playing GTA5 for the first time.

>>69327007
she made a comment about how one of the best things about her small hands is that it makes anything they hold look large. a year or two before that she made a similar comment too where she talked about holding pyro's dick to make it look bigger. these two instances are what antis use to claim she has a handjob obsession or something

>>69327115
>handjob obsession
>antis
No, I just think she'd be able to give me handjobs without going menhera.

give it time. we're getting the joi within 10 years, after shondomination has made significant progress

>>69327020
La noire again

do you think she will be sad when Phelps dies, even though he cucked his wife for seemingly no reason

>>69327093
She's probably going to love that Trevor character. He's a lot like her dad.

I don't see shondo sexually, but her kissing us so much during the karaoke stream made me hard
Telling this to some men feels pretty gay ngl, but i wanted to say it somewhere, and I'm not doing it in offline chat

I didn't particularly like or dislike digi, but dakr saying that in chat kind of soured my mood

>>69327712
stop reading offline chat and discord shogga. it's much comfier /here/

>1 month newfag
>weirdo
>randomly bringing up husband deaths
yeah this is just an anti alt trying to fuck it all up

>>69327881
I think youre paranoid

>>69327812
I'm not in the discord, but i do sometimes look at offline chat
A bit gay but generally not bad

Roundhouse kick Shondo into the concrete

I want to 1v1 shondo with a knife, I'll only use a hand

>>69327531
Perfectly normal anon

>>69327910
well i am but thats not the point
the guy is being way too familiar, its weird and creepy

Dunk Shondo into gasoline and set her on fire. Make Shondo drink gasoline

>>69328151
This one isn't diamond inducing or funny, do better next time.

>>69328151
shondrew WK

Having shondo punch you in the arm as hard as she can, only to injured herself
She turns to you thinking you'll help her, but you wind up a punch and say
>Smile my turn

Locking shondo in the kitchen with the gas on

>>69327881
>1 month newfag
He should be in the process of doing reps if he's not lazy.
>weirdo
That's all of us.
>randomly bringing up husband deaths
I think he needs to traumadump to someone but he's too new for any shogga to care. Imagine if he was Digi fishing for namedrops.

>>69327531
knowing that when shondo kisses us like that it's her best way of being intimate makes it the sexiest thing she can do for me. it's so romantic it makes me feral, same goes for when she whispers sweet things in our ear and stuff
nothing makes me hornier than she does and she doesn't even try that hard, i think it's the romanticism of it since i love her so much

I uhhh. I think I'm obsessed with Shondo. Like genuinely.
Haha I mean who wouldn't be her fucking dopeness scale would cause Vageta to break his scanner. She is hella creepy in the fucking best way. And like girl oooohhh don't get me started on the part of you that makes her, her …, that god damn huge juicy HEART!! That thing is made of fucking diamond, god damn thing is a national treasure that everyone should be trying to steal from her Fuck sexual shit, fuck these hoes, fuck trying to pull a favor, I'm trying to rob her of her most important shit, that thump thump in her chest!!

>>69328534
I smiled
that's it

>>69328534
thank you for the input chatgpt

It's really cool to think that this streak of good mood she's having started because of me.

>>69328633
She really is much happier now you're gone fleece

>>69328633
it was actually me

>>69327531
Shondo is not inherently hot to me either cuz I'm not a pedo, what I find appealing is the idea of dominating her effortlessly. Just imagine pinning Shondo to a wall by putting a knee on her stomach and asking "what're you gonna do about it?" then watching her struggle to break free for a solid minute until she's utterly exhausted. Diamonds. I wouldn't even rape her because I'd probably cum from listening to her pant.

>>69328633
You're right, grackle. Thanks for coming back.

tying Shondo to a post. surrounded with empty pop cans. one can balanced on her head. Alternating between shooting the cans and pelting Shondo with bb’s from a slingshot

>>69328534
So true oomfie
I didn't really understand much of what said, but i found the vegeta part funny

>>69328778
uh yeah this too

>>69328778
Loli does the job for me just fine, so does real porn, but shondo not so much
Still can get my rocks off if i want to, but she doesn't start it up for me, well, normally that is
Actually, since shondo I've been feeling weird about porn in general

>>69328778
You dont get it, she has super schizo strength, she could probably take on a 300 pound fighter when off her meds

>>69329080
most husbands are over 300 pounds

>>69329080
I'll eat her cooking first until I'm over 300 pounds.

>>69329080
can she actually take on ft without nutshots when she has her sextuple schizo strength though

>>69329080
But I'm goated, I'll do fine
I can beat a dragon and move at lightning speed after all

Ever since I started watching Shondo I can feel my soul getting darker and evil. I can’t stop it. What do I do.

>>69329222
digits confirm you are him

>>69329167
>can she actually take on ft without nutshots
No, but she can take on an 8 year old girl and maybe not job to FE.

>>69329289
embrace the wicked temptation

>>69329289
Ever since I started watching Shondo I haven't committed anymore crimes and I don't want to die at 30 anymore.

>rather heterosexual for offline chat tuffnar
Tuff gets the straightest shogger award.

look it’s (you)
https://files.catbox.moe/jc1glw.mp4

>>69329827
do I really have the power to give him that award

kill yourself bratty

>>69330290
bratty stop trying to convince people i'm you, just be a man and tell us your new alt it's not that serious

>>69271977
update: it was not fine I puked twice and the second time gave me a nose bleed
>>69330322
rurururu69 is my guess

>>69330470
i told you to take it easy if you were gonna be mixing the two

Sometimes I like to picture Shondo with long pointy elf ears

>>69330470
Jesus I hope you're okay now

>>69330470
Kek, lesson learned
Shondo did say not to mix alcohol with gamersupps, no?
Stay safe shogga

>>69330470
>rurururu69
The artist? I dont think so

>>69330290
>>69330322
nta you schizos. you're getting fucked with by a skinwalker, the same fucker who posted a saving private Ryan image and larped as me

>>69330535
>>69330559
>>69330627
I'm good now
>>69330684
Oh I didn't know they made art I just noticed they followed the same day they made their account

>>69330846
>followed the same day they made their account
because no one joins twitch for wifey, right?

>>69330979
It's sus if they joined when he was banned

>>69331127
wifey gains 20-200 followers per stream, there's nothing sus about a clip watcher joining twitch for her.

Who knew you could train tuffnarr like a dog.
Tell him he's a faggot and being a faggot isn't good and he stops, commend him on posting in a rather heterosexual manner and he makes an attempt at converting others as well.

>>69331341
Reread my post

>>69331372
>when he was banned
She streamed the day he was banned, therefore she gained new followers.

>>69330706
i'm not larping as you, and that poster wasn't me i don't even remember it
i think they're just being silly
>>69331367
like this poster

lmao

>>69332134
Smile

The thing is, he's right. All of that did happen but I wouldn't describe what she did as "going ballistic." She just had a woman moment and ranted for a while on twitter.

>>69332283
shut the fuck up zenith no one wants to timeloop this shit

>>69331538
>i'm not larping as you
idk what to believe, if it's not you then this is the anon skinwalking as me >>/vt/thread/66601754#p66616220

>>69332372
Smile I do

Ever since I started watching Shondo I’ve been eating my popcorn slightly burnt

>>69332283
still really weird to just come in and talk about out of nowhere. just felt like an excuse to bring here up

>>69332473
it was, everyone in offline chat wants the people they're talking to, to be aware they're /here/
they think it's cool and epic

>>69330213
Whitest Italian

>>69332439
mmm delicious carcinogens

>>69332473
that other new account brought up dead shoggas today too, i can tell some of you guys haven't realized but there's a lot of alt accounts shitposting in her twitch chat, online and offline
>>69332591
everyone who's /here/ already knows who's /here/, that's not the reason

>>69332788
>already knows who's /here/
oh yeah? who am I?

>>69332788
>that's not the reason
you don't think a new sub would want everyone to know how 'in the know' they are? especially if they're an alt

>>69332788
>>that other new account brought up dead shoggas today too, i can tell some of you guys haven't realized but there's a lot of alt accounts shitposting in her twitch chat, online and offline
you guys are so schizo
not everyone is out to get you

>>69332889
>you guys are so schizo, not everyone is out to get you
of course, just 90% of the time they actually are

>>69332788
don't listen to the other anons you are right

>>69332788
Who am I?
Smile

Did you see a sign out from that said dead shigger storage

>>69332868
>>69333038
the people who responded to him are known to be /here/ none of them were trying to signal to others. who you are doesn't matter to what i said
>>69332880
yeah sure but not by vagueposting about things that upset shondo out of no where
>>69332889
you just haven't been paying attention

>>69333038
you can't fool us glue

>>69332889
It's actually true. I've seen some new chatters and gifted subs signaling and referencing posts from /here/

>>69333111
Smile nice trips, not glue though

>>69333428
I wish you were, he's cool.

>>69333075
You're still free to guess

here's everything you need to know about him lmao

>>69333632
Ah, snagger

>>69333632
disgusting

JFC can we stop talking about reincarnated shoggers? Even if you figure it out there's nothing you can do about it, as long as dakrithis doesn't admit to being Fleece outside of /here/ he'll always be dakrithis. You can't get him banned with a /shon/ rrat.

>>69333683
ok anon what would you like to talk about Smile
Please suggest a topic Smile

Shondo delicate soft high arched feet

>>69333732
I would like to talk about my wife fallenshadow.

Talk about me more

>>69333328
there's at least one guy making alts to shitpost, i think this place makes them seethe. pay attention to which newfags are saying what, what shondo is saying, and what's being talked about in the thread.
if i had to guess it's the sekrit clubs schizo seething about shondo being /here/ and in offline chat, and him or another seething about the fags that live rent free in his head

>>69333864
She's very cute anon but i'm still trying to repair myself from the last stream and if you keep posting pictures of her i'm just going to start crying again.

>>69333864
She's too gorgeous, man
Why is she so great? Unfair... unfair to my heart... She's too strong

>>69333871
no? it's my best guess is just a nigga that got banned or a guy that left and still resents her

>>69334147
let's be real it's probably some combination of all of these

>>69333864
this picture bothers me because her legs look disconnected from her torso

I love my wife unconditionally

>>69334613
it's the knees right
they're way too far down

this is all her fault

>>69334613
>>69334656
The anatomy is fine

>>69334707
She needs to take responsibility for making me love her.

>>69334707
Don't do anything too harsh shogga

Sometimes I think about inserting my penis into Shondo’s butthole

>>69334816
How cruel, she sits on her ass for 18 hours a day. You'd make her hiki life hurt.

give me something to break as a wise old sage once said am I rite fellas

>>69334816
Gay, anal is gay
SyadouNonderogatory

>>69334967
Anal-ing a woman is gay conversion therapy done right.

waking up in a puddle of shondo drool while her soft breathing is audible, you take a quick taste and then lie there, her hamster-like heartbeat hammering away on your chest

>>69331367
try to groom ft and he does that as well, and wins

>>69335445
i really couldn't care less anon, no idea why you even brought that up

>>69332591
i dont

>>69335521
he has a crush on me

>>69335521
>idc if he pegs my wife's brother

>>69335545
Very cool Tupajumi

>>69335615
nta, but none of my business

>>69333871
>seething about shondo being /here/
MMEEEEEEEDDDDSSSS

>>69321431
Unironic pedophile thread.

>>69335615
Why would I care about what two fags are doing anon

>>69331367
Stop making it weird, he's new and wants to be liked by the group he joined.

>>69335737
it's a compliment

>>69335785
I like you outside of shondos offline chat tuffnarr

>>69335785
>he's new
syadouClueless

>>69335749
because its gross hes grooming her kid brother

>>69335785
When I can only relate him to the most annoying underage/banned faggots he must not be doing a very good job then

>>69335883
>hes grooming
perhaps, I don't think so though
>her kid brother
now you're just being retarded

>>69335903
FT likes him :)

>>69335883
>kid brother
Retardchama...

>>69335883
Retromancer...

i just want to spend all my time with her, talk about mundane things like the weather and the food we're eating, compliment her on her clothes(i bought them for her(she is so cute)) and go on dates
i love her so much

>>69336048
>nooo hes barely legal so its ok

The discord server should monitor the number of gifs people send, and autoban if it's more than like 20% of total messages for a given week.

i rub my hands with a wicked grin plastered upon my expression as i witness the chaos my presence has sewn, i can only imagine the fiendish giggles of my wife if she were to read along

>>69336169
all that + just being together in the same room, her doing her BA daily thingy while I read emails

>>69336233
There was once a time where I would've thought this was the best post in the entire thread, now I hardly crack a smile at it.

>>69335979
hes the only shogger who read up about d&d on the wiki so he is ft's neosky rn

honestly i hate tuffnar because he ruined wicked smile posting for me

>>69336217
>so it's ok
Yes. Something is either morally okay or it isn't.

>>69336429
1000 humans or 1 gorilla

>>69336217
He's been legal in the UK for a while

>>69336556
100 gorillas for 1 human (excluding pedos)

>>69336601
oh yeah I forgot UK lets adults bang teenagers

TPB casually mogging every other artist

>>69336301
actually I did, I watched an hour long video on how to play ranger and now i pretend everything that i've learned is because I play the game

>>69336731
>UK
The civilized world lets adults bang teenagers.

I don't really get embarrassed from having people say wicked smile anymore, but I'm still glad it's dying out

>>69336772
I kneel.

>>69336731
>>69336791
every country lets you bang children if you're rich enough

>>69336406
unnecessarily verbose vocabulary will always be humorous, and i'm half the reason it was a thing so don't hate me too much ;)
though it was another shogga doing most of it until recently

>>69336731
you mean all of europe, a large portion of asia and africa, stop forcing your prude american values on everywhere else in the world anonchama

>>69336762
I just saw that top, goddamn that's nice

I fucked up trying to pass the tuna down and posted an image and not a gif so I got embarrassed and deleted it and now I have to wait 5 hours to try again

>>69336762
its fucking over for me

>>69336969
it's ok anon i have that channel muted anyway

>>69336762
he saw iproe make that disgrace and wanted him dead

>>69337025
thats nice shondo

>>69337058
post your art anon

>>69337109

>>69337285
cute

lap pillow from shondo, drifting off infront of the fire with her whispering in your ears, waking up with lipstick smears on your cheek

>>69336922
you're weirdly well versed in age of consent laws

>>69336762
Holy shit I kneel

>>69337352
i'm actually just guessing, africa is an easy guess because of muslims and blacks, asia because loli and europe because spain or something idk that was a guess

>>69336762
I should just delete my valentines art at this point

>>69337324
CUTE

>>69337419
no we just arent retarded

i am still happy.

What's the point in watching every stream when she doesn't even notice when I decide to not talk for an entire stream to protest? I can be watching someone else and she won't even care

>americans don't know about their own age of consent laws
in more than half of states the age of consent is not 18

>>69337622
congrats you realized how little you matter

>>69337622
there's nothing to protest stop being such a drama queen

bros is it gay if you draw shondo lewds to make other shoggas happy, and get excited when you think of shoggas getting hard or maybe even jerking themselves off to your art?

>>69337622
>she doesn't even notice when I decide to not talk for an entire stream to protest?
only one stream? why do something so halfassed
you have to make it at least a week, anyone could have something prevent them from not turning up to a single stream

>>69337622
just samefag a week or two from now asking where your username went and she'll read it

>>69337622
She will probably notice if you're gone for a while but wont bring it up because shes being better at not letting something like 1 viewer leaving impact her

>>69336762
not really. i don't get any shondo vibes from it nor does she look like a loli in it

>>69337728
Yes, but keep it up

>>69337728
it is

>>69337622
protest for 3 more months and when you come back you'll get a main account follow

yes I did remove my marashon vod to stop rexus from acquiring it

>>69337622
you need to post 1500+ messages per stream for her to notice when you're gone

>>69337622
Are you by chance retarded? >>69337849

booking tickets to that show shondo has been wanting to go to, dressing up for it (she looks gorgeous), intentionally not putting enough fuel in the car

>>69337652
Those laws are to allow teens to date teens... you still go to jail dating a 16 year old. And it wont change that its creepy as fuck. Even 24 and 18 is seen as creepy.

>>69337622
skill issue

>>69337872
did you mean to reply to me anon, we can chat if you want. i'm not doing anything

>>69337872 (me)
Pinged the other guy by accident, my apologies

>>69337846
It was a smart scheme. I cant even fault the shogga it worked like a charm

oh... no worries then...

everyone should collectively not show up to one stream on time just to see her reaction

>>69337849
That's so mean

>>69338049
the mental breakdown would be so fucking hot

>>69337885
you are gay

>>69338049
yeah all 50 of us, can you imagine her reaction when she's only at 1950 viewers instead of 2000

>>69337849
based

>>69337878
Kek, truly wicked

Thank you for saving my petah edit Mr dewdhole san

>>69337970
You think Grackle would do something like that?

i love shondo

I want shondo to sit on me

>>69338110
well i meant more than just /here/ but considering who is here she would notice for sure (kneel to your king)

>>69338303
knowing that I could be speaking to him, replying to him and perhaps even laughing at his posts turns my stomach

i want shondo to sit on me but not in a sexual way, just a casual skinship way, until i pop a boner after a while and she pretends not to notice

>>69338020
Sorry shogga, i don't look at the thread when she's live
We can chat later if I'm not too sleepy

>>69338214
I don't think anything, that's what happened

>>69338449
so basically what happened in the valentines stream

>>69338214
;)

>>69338214
i dont know him but if he did it was almost guaranteed to work. i cant believe someone hasnt tried something like that before

manifesting a Shondo double sneeze today she has such cute sneezes

>>69338508
that was her being overtly sexual in her own way(and was incredibly endearing)

>>69338596
They more than likely have, I would just assume they weren't as well known as they probably assumed. I would even guess that a fair few of the new subs are alts that are back from doing exactly that.

If there's ever another not going to the doctor situation then the top 20 chatters should not talk in a movie watchalong

eating dinner with shondo and she asks you to pass the salt so you pass it over but when she tries to take it you snap your hand back each time, doing it too much so she starts sulking and wont talk to you, apologising and blowing kisses to her until she responds

>>69338694
MEDS

>>69338847
I'm undiagnosed anon, I don't take meds

>>69325704
who cares what she wants? as husbands, we can take what WE want and she doesnt get a choice in the matter. (and she likes this attitude and outlook btw)

>>69338793
no we should just say she should go to the doctor constantly and ruin the marathon (she would just not go out of spite)

>>69338214
my shogga would never

>>69338920
the last confessional stream gaslit me into believing this

>>69338793
Sorry, can't do that

SHONDO CONFESSIONS STREAM WHEN
We still need to go through the rest

>>69339196
hopefully never

We need a confession stream but instead of chat submissions it's her confessing things she thinks about chat members

>>69338793
I was close to leaving forever if she hadn't gone to the doctors but still went for that concert

>>69339308
if she said the truth there would be actual suicides

Confessions stream but it's a vr stream and husbands get to join the words 1 by 1 and confess to her

>>69339535
That would suck and you know it anon

>>69338793
The 21st would get all of the attention and the other 20 wouldnt let that happen and come back.

>>69339535
going into the confessional booth and whipping out my 12 inch shlong and having her suck it through the other side of the curtain

>>69339308
>>69339375
This will never come to fruition but holy shit that would pure kino

any wya to install discord alerts for when Shondo posts? I don't want to stalk that faggy app 24/7

>>69339974
Block everyone except for shondo.

>>69339974
if you figure it out please let me know

>automatic updates turned on
i love my retarded wife

>>69340110
Imagine not pirating windows.

>>69340110
she just wants to avoid streaming
t. Brainworm-chama

>>69339196
we need another big rrat for that for to be worth it

>>69340110
imagine using windows

What would you do if Shondo had one of those long streams where she just reads and gets caught up on all her donos and resub messages how would you feel about that

>>69340316
Good because I'd get my dono message read.

>>69340316
I hope she does the 1000 kisses she usually does when she doesnt want to read donos

>>69321431
Can you even be fertile if you don't have regular periods?

>>69340316
I usualy put on music and turn down her volume when she does long thanking segments

>>69340273
i use windows because i dont use my computer for professional shit and because i dont want my entire user experience to be troubleshooting a bunch of linux bullshit while still using windows in a dual boot or VM
also i hope you're using iOS because otherwise you will never make it to the treehouse

>>69340316
This is gonna take up 2 hours of this stream, little zatsu at the same time and then game

>>69340480
but la noire is a gaming day not a zatsu day

>>69340316
It would be great if Shondo didn't let them pile up like this, one kiss per dono when there's a lot of them.

>>69340535
no...she wouldnt let the donations pile up even more and then say theres too many to go through... right?

Sometimes when I feel sad I imagine Shondo singing Jumper by Third Eye Blind to me and it makes me feel better.

>>69340474
she's just too retarded to use linux so the concept scares her, I'll just lie

>>69340474
>following rules
ngmi

>>69340535
Yes, she's gonna spend 2 hours before the game reading it all and zatsu at the same time to not be a total borefest(I'd watch either way) then play the game

I hope Shondo reads all the donos and everything while driving around and crashing and stuff that would be fun

>>69340782
she wont follow the rules anyway if you headpat her it would be over

>>69340812
But then she won't be able to see green cars or read my messages teasing her about her driving

giving shondo cadburys chocolate but its just repackaged hershey

>130k
ITS SO OVER I GET SO ANXIOUS WHEN IT GOES UP BY 10k

>>69340474
>talking about other girls gets you sent outside
thats fine because people here only talk about other men

>Shondo had forced window update
https://youtu.be/hpbR658ReQg?si=m4qcyLVwbgcEBadY

>>69341056
I knew the video before even opening it kek

>>69341056
KEK

>>69341056
i went into my user policy and made it so it will only download them if i tell it to a long time ago. also fuck w11.

>i choose the music we listen to and you have to listen to it
yuck... maybe this cabin isn't worth it

>>69341272
>babymetal 24/7
Im ok with that

>>69341272
she's not interested in getting to know us at all :<

Would you fuck shondo or shadowmama given the choice

>>69341272
And Shondo was talking about separate beds? After a while I'd need a separate cabin. lol

I'll have the rules written down on a notepad when i visit the cabin and I'll be looking at them every so often to make sure I don't do anything wrong

>>69341392
yes

>>69341392
yes

>>69341392
yeah

>>69341392
I'd only fuck shadowmama if shondo was into that

>>69341421
>>69341424
>>69341443
You fuckers are one braincell

>>69341392
SadCat while I wouldn't want to, I'd choose shadowmama as to not cuck my shoggas

>>69341392
yes

>>69341238
I thought w11 had a cool overlay

>>69341503
you're the realest of all and I salute you

>>69341503
Thank you for the consideration, but I'm afraid I lack self control over my urges and would cuck the shoggas

gold digger

my wife is very cute and I like her voice and she makes me happy.

>>69341343
>nightcore versions of real songs
>she also keeps pitch altering songs
AHHHHHHHHHH

>>69341540
a cool overlay isnt worth it to me. they also cant make me get w11 unless i get a new pc.

wow anon was right, ok lads skip this stream it's just going to be her thanking for 12 hours

>>69341392
why would i want to fuck my wifes mother thats disgusting
i would go to the pub with shadowmama for some bevvies tho

If you grabbed shondo by the wrist would it bruise her?

>>69341871
yes

>>69341741
I also heard it sucks massive ass but I don't really remember why

>sees how much she has to catch up with
>I'm sick
>guys I'm too sick I just want to play the game is it ok if I don't do thanks today?
>syadouHappyNod
>never thanks anyone this week

ddrinkning from baileys shoe

im happy because it just means more LA noire streams and less spots for fotm meme games

I had a brainfart about i wanted to anti-post for like 5 minutes then i remembered that i wanted to COMPLAIN THAT I AM NOT ON TREE GRRRRRRRRRRRRR THIS DAMN WHORE

>>69341813
>why would I want to fuck my wife's mother
Cunny milf experience

>>69341909
Based. Resub essayer btfo

>baiting gift subs by leaving it until now
i LOVE my gold digger of a wife

>>69341909
deserved for donating during events

you can't make this stuff up man

>>69341794
Thankathonanon is always right

>>69342009
>deserved for getting a gift for your wife

>>69342097
I could make it up

>>69342097
kek

>>69342097
uh oh

>>69342139
>giving your wife a gift at the worst possible time

>>69341909
she complains about being sick in literally every stream these days

I love shondo

>>69342009
I expect nothing when donating during special events, no problem with that.

>>69342291
thats the best possible time
>shondo burns herself while cooking
>give her a new ring and force it into her burnt fingie

this is why you dont need to do reps because she will just loop anything

i'm the one who recommended that she buy a UPS. you don't have to thank me.

Studio

>>69342645
k

>>69342645
amazing

>>69342645
I will thank you
Thanks

>she directly emails guys in london
ITS SO FUCKING OVER

>>69342645
I prefer it when her streams break so I won't be thanking you.
Ruined streams stress her out, which leads to a rapid decline in her wellbeing, resulting in unstable menhera episodes, I get off to that

ok stream is over wrap it up she's just going to read chatGPT fucking shit

>>69343051
it's so sad that she's fixed now and we don't get shadow crying on stream anymore

I think i get what drives shoggas insane now. The massive high over the last 3 streams and now we're given this. Just her sitting there doing nothing for 5 hours

>>69343222
>Just her sitting there doing nothing for 5 hours
but thats the best

130k changed her

>>69343222
>Just her sitting there doing nothing for 5 hours
thats a good thing anon

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME!

>>69343437
GRAAAAAAAPE

>>69343222
I love spending time with her no matter what

>>69343437
GRRRRGRRRRRRGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEE

>>69343437
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

>>69343437
GRAPE

>>69343437
GRAPE

>AND THEN THEY ALL CLAPPED

she really needs another ego stroking

>ywn see her in a ponytail
its shover.

>>69343605
SyadouNonderogatory
I'll stroke her ego

she pays more attention to a chatgpt bot than the average husband

KEK