/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69275231
With how things are right now Riku is furious and looking for an excuse to kill. He would rip yagoo's heart out

>>69275231
I mean Riku is young so he has more stamina, but he's also a trust fund baby who has never carried anything heavier than a wallet full of the highest yen bill
Yagoo is wiser, and has a stronger will to believe in his idol dream even as he continues hiring comedians. Thus Yagoo will overcome his negative and win.

>>69275231
Anycolor guy is literally almost half of Yagoo's age so he wins pretty handily assuming he's not horribly out of shape. Also how the FUCK did he become a billionaire out of a vtubing company when not even Yagoo is one

>>69275231
You mean a fist fight? Riku has the advantage because he is younger.

>>69275807
He didn't. Riku's family is rich.

>>69275839
No, I mean a fistfight.

>>69275807
Exploiting neurodivergent bitches

>>69275231
Yagoo is like 50 dude

>>69275651
I half-expect Yagoo to rip off his shirt and reveal a full-body dragon tattoo over his back

>>69276050
Jason Statham is almost 60.

Riku has a chin like a cowcatcher but he has a track record of fucking himself over. Yagoo just needs to avoid Riku for a minute and he'll end up running headfirst into a turnbuckle killing himself.

>>69275231
Riku is about half Yagoo's age so that is a big up for him. But I think we need to look at their lifestyles. Riku drinks a lot, and doesn't exercise much, whereas Yagoo is such a prolific outdoorsman many of the JPStars have said he's just too much to go hiking or camping with.
There is also their upbringing. Yagoo may be out of practice, but he was a highschooler in the early 1990s and did roll with some "biking clubs" (bosozoku). Riku, however, has never been in a fight in his life.

>>69275231
Wait, Yagoo's real first name is "Motoaki"? Gay.

>>69276369
I have a picture in my head of Yagoo rucking a 10-point buck he killed with a bow and arrow on his back like fucking Thor.

>>69275651
Yagoo used to do farm work

>>69275231
Yakuza has showed me that old Japanese dudes easily overpower pissbaby rich kids.

>Riku hits Yagoo a few times, Yagoo reels from the hits, age doing him no favor
>Both are soon out of breath despite Riku doing most of the movement
>Yagoo sees his opportunity and grabs Riku by the scruff of his shirt
>Yagoo paddles that ass with the ferocity only a parent could muster
>Niji closes all branches out of shame for not respecting elders

>>69275231
Yagoo is a fit old man, dude going to jungle savate riku's rich baby ass.

>>69275231
Yahoo is into farming, did manual labor in the past and lately is into long distance running.

Riku sips cocktails on a yacht.

>>69275807
>Also how the FUCK did he become a billionaire out of a vtubing company when not even Yagoo is one
2%

>>69275231
Yagoo wins. Riku only knows how to accelerate, which Yagoo has the power to nullify. Also, have you not seen Yagoo's baseball throw? It was a straight shot with no bounce. A single punch from Yagoo will smash all of Riku's illusion.

ITT: favoritism, company bias and objective answers galore

>retards don't know how absurdly in shape Yagoo is

>>69275231
You tell me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uywoyPi82Q4

>>69277449
Just because Riku's entitled ass doesn't post about his daily life on Twitter, doesn't mean he isn't a ninja or something. He could be a jiu jitsu master.

>>69275231
i love Yagoo and cringe whenever i see a pic of Riku, but considering this
>Put aside any company bias or favoritism
and answering objectively, ofc Riku would win.
He is like 20 years younger
They got a similar build, so no weight advantage for anyone
Unless i am unaware of one of them being some kind of black belt martial artist that gives them a technical advantage, i´d have to go with the one who is in his physical prime

>>69277553
Not with that neck waddle and belly fat.

>>69275231
riku would cheat and bring a knife to a fistfight, and still fucking lose, probably trip and fall on it.

>>69277610
>a similar build
The fuck are you talking about? Riku is literally a fat bastard while Yagoo has the shape of a man 20 years younger than his age.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkkeGD8pBwY

>>69276201
and i could beat his ass despite being a neet
life is not a fucking movie

>>69275231
Riku will bend over and let Yagoo penetrate his bussy

>>69275478
Fpbp

>>69277821
lol

>>69277821
Jason Statham is in phenomenal shape and has won awards and international recognition for his contributions to sports, fitness, and stunt double work.
He would beat you within an inch of your life and your sole hope would be that he trips on a rock chasing you as you run for your life.

>>69275807
1. Not paying his livers.
2. Taking 1/2 of all their donations be they supas or streamlabs.
3. taking 97-99% of their merch profits.
4. Hiring the least talented/most desperate highschool/post secondary wage slaves in a few numbers as possible, for the lowest legal pay rate.
5. Hire a literal army of livers to stream 24/7, filling as many time slots as possible.
6. accept any and every collaboration (especially if they're with organized crime rackets)
7. Don't pay for ANY liver events, have livers pay out of pocket for resources.
8. Charge Livers for using the one 3d studio you own.
9. Only have 1 studio/sound stage, but have over 200 livers.
10. hire the bare minimum amount of staff to run a business.
11. DO NOT PAY FOR EXTRA PLAY BUTTONS FOR YOUR LIVER'S ACHIEVEMENTS.

>>69278008
Great now I'm imaging Yagoo as the antagonist from the terminator movie.
Thanks.

>>69278140
You're welcome.

>>69278008
bring it on Jason, we live in the same area
Sunday 8pm in front of the Griffith Observatory
i´ll be there and kick your ass you old fart

>>69278209
Is your will made up?

>>69275231
>a thread died for these two 3DPD CEO shitfaces
You CEOfags are a fucking cancer. I can't wait for your fuckboys to get #MeToo'd

>>69278327
No one in Japan gets cancelled.

>>69278260
keep talking big old man
the future is now
i´ll be there. 8pm. don´t try to weasle your way out of this

>>69278389
I just don't want your family to miss out on your estate, friend. You know, your lava lamp, your fifteen year old computer, that $13.75 in your bank account...

>>69278118
>8. Charge Livers for using the one 3d studio you own.
You forgot '8.5 double- and triple-book it and then tell your livers that they cant use the studio they paid for and to try again next year. no refunds'

>>69277821
>>69278008
>>69278209
>>69278260
>>69278389
I want to belive. Imagine Jason Statham being a regular on a vtuber imageboard, getting challenged by some weeb and them having a pathetic fight over a thread about fistfighting CEOs.

>>69278661
My favorite vtuber is Inugami Korone, for the record.

>>69278749
based

>>69275807
The average holo is making like $33k a month. Granted its very top heavy, but if you gave them a fraction of that and just kept the rest, it wouldn't be hard to hit a million

>>69275231
Based only on appearance, I'm going with Yagoo.