/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love my wife so much!!

Goodbye wife...

my sharg wife

Gura cute Gura cute!

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

>>69172965
samen

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

I want to sexually bully and ryona this creature and make her even less okay T u T

>>69173207

no stream today i guess

>>69174475
it's okay, stay positive for the weekend rather

>>69174475
>No stream today
>Probably no stream tomorrow
>No stream at Saturday or Sunday at her usual time because she's "busy"
This is such bs

I'm just happy she's around.

Sex with a fembud.

Anyone use their gura laptop case yet? Its pretty neat

>>69174888
didn't she said she had something prepared for the weekend?

she said public karaoke and alluded to another members stream on the weekend (I assume 3 year badge stream)

Woo-hoo! Another /ggg/!

Gurass

I still can't believe the live nest schizo was right...

KU 100 soon

>>69174888
Are you willing to bet your balls on that?

I fallen asleep holding my hair in hand, it felt awesome, thanks Gura.

>a whole 2 streams a week
y-yippee

>>69175617
Fauna better teach her how to set up that shit.

>>69175538
SNIFFFFFFF

>>69176180
that's pretty good, no?

Is it wrong to occasionally prefer quantity over quality? Especially when every moment with her is quality?

they really aren't sending their best today

>>69177322
They should wait at least a week until the love nuke wears off.

i want a dino gura platforming game like banjo kazooie or mario 64

i need to pee

>>69177619
Gura chao garden game? Smol gura, smol gawr, dino gura. More and more variations.

>>69178092
it would be fun watching them run and swim and compete

>>69178053

>>69177935
This is gonna sell like crazy

But seriously, only 2 gaming streams in 12 days is far too little

>>69178915
Go watch other vtubers that game then. I'll take lovey time with Gura over shitty games.

>>69178915
Nah, it's fine. Watch other content if you aren't satisfied. She's already told us she's been having shit days so if you're anything but patient with her you're a faggot.

>>69178915
No one wants gaming streams

>>69178915
Who in the actual fuck watches women for game streams?

>>69179217
factually wrong

>>69179270
I like whe nGura plays the games. and when she does other things. I like gura

>>69179402
>I like gura
Hey, me too! I also love Gura!

I will protect this dumb little sweetheart with my life. I have to.

>>69179402
I don't like Gura. I just want to fuck her T u T

>>69179651
Even if she peed her bed?

>>69179689
good luck doing that with no legs

Your oshi isn't pure.

>>69179713
Absolutely! I love her.

>>69179739
Truth, I gave her my STDs.

>>69178915
we got 3(chatting, karaoke and ARSM) members streams in a week retardchama and thats good.
Also she has a public Karaoke Between Friday or Saturday, Lethal company collab this weekend and another members stream this weekend too.

Please stop giving out your precious (You)s so easily, chumbies.

>>69179739
duh, this is obvious if you watch her

>>69179924
>Lethal company collab this weekend
Proof?

>>69180009
source please

I thing she really find a good place near her house to train her dance moves. Usually she would have to go to japan already and start practicing for the fes there but she doesn't need to do that anymore except for the collab partner. My guess she will leave the first week of March and comeback the week after the Fest at the end and finish the recording for Mori 3D BD Live. Summer recording can go first week of June and also for her BD 3D Live.

>>69180184
Mori stream.

>>69180270
https://twitter.com/omulettesdl

I don't have to work Friday, pretty stoked about that.
I think instead of being productive I'm going to spend my now 4 day long weekend being a useless piece of shit!
Well after I do some cleaning.

The board's moving super fast, it's the Niji stuff still I assume?

>>69181051
this song is underrated, underutilized and undermarketed.

If Gura lived with me, she would have to have sex with me every time she farted.

>>69182126
I haven't relistened to it since the concert because I want to watch the MV with a fresh mindset

>>69181814
FUCK. roller skates. HRRNNNGGG. Fucked a girl wearing rollerblades once. Why is it so hot?

>>69180557
NTA, did she say what day? I'm hyped for a collab of that with pov. :3

>>69182634
Already setting up for shitposting by assuming she'll have a pov, I see.

Gura's Got a Girlfriend

Are there any fembuds at the Sendai Gurarium?

a hair follicle on my pp is really sore

>>69182797
Why would she not? It would be extremely weird since she's the one organizing it.

>>69183851
is the pp supposed to have hair on it mine does too but i dont like it

>>69183933
Mine has a couple pretty close to the base, I usually cut them off since they can get pulled on occasionally and it sucks. No clue how common that is though.

>>69183933
My balls are hairy.

I want to throw a slice of cheese at gura's face as hard as i can so i can hear a satisfyling plap. and then i'll get horny because she's showing mild frustration.

I am in love with Gura and she loves me too! And so the only thing to do now is get married.

>>69182336
I just love the baggy socks/leg warmers with a skirt look.

Come on, Gura. This is like the one week you should spend a lot of time with us.

>>69184593
that wouldn't be mild frustration, she would cry

>>69185398
hot.

Why is this fucker PTSD shrimp's uploads always in the shittiest fucking quality, look at this shit, fucking 480p with fucking crunchy-ass audio, fucking embarrassing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBtFBOqwZk8

>>69172965

>>69185392
She can only suffer through one hour.

what does having balls feel like..

Is it bad to have intrusive ryona thoughts about her? Like it's only fantasy, I would never hurt her. But look at how small she is, imagine how she'd grunt if I punched her in the stomach..

>>69185871
>Like it's only fantasy
it sure is.

Anyone got a reaction image of gura looking at her phone in disgust

>>69185730
What is this from? Looks fucking sweet

>>69186656
Hellsing

>>69186656
>vtuber watching zoomer don't know what hellsing is
it's over

>>69186419

>>69186715
I only watch gura approved cartoons, like spongebob and jimmy neutron

>>69186656
Hellsing. If you are interested, make sure you're watching the ova not the tv series.

>>69186419
>>69186817
Dammit (You) beat me to it
I need to organize my folders better

>>69186715
I actually am somewhat familiar with Hellsing, watched the Abridged Series and first few episodes of the series with friends a few years back, but I still somehow didn't recognize this as Hellsing and am now moderately embarrassed

>>69186861
the abridged series is also really good

>>69188192
Gura sucks toes and fuck holes.

>>69188192
thats not gura

>>69188192
>"watch this, i'm gonna pee in her bed!"

>>69188617
Booba Gura is still Gura.

>>69188904
no. gabby is gura. gawr is gura. dino gura is gura. booba gura is not gura.

She is made for headpats, cuddles, and telling her everything is going to be okay. Don't say mean things about my fragile daughterwife.

>>69188978
Anon Gura specifically said Gabby isn't her, stop posting this retarded shit.

>>69189249
she's trying to throw you off. break free, see the truth

>>69189324
retard

>>69179739
It's sad that I never even see anyone disagree with this sentiment anymore. I think I'm the only one left who still thinks she might be. It really hurts. Maybe I'm wrong.

not reading this thread
I LOVE GURA!!

>>69185864
they get in the way and they hurt if you touch them too hard and they itch and get sweaty and stick to your leg and you have to adjust them in public without people noticing

Anon. She spent 5 months away and didn't say anything and never told us why. She doesn't ever hint at being alone like she used to. She said that she got a bunch of new hobbies and wants to spend time outside her room and focus on self enrichment and her personal life. She doesn't play much video games anymore.
She was so happy yesterday, and in such a good mood, but she only spent about an hour with us.

>Doesn't count as samefagging if you didn't quote your own post.
Our cuckposter is getting smarter

I want burgers

>>69192491
I want a computer that works

>>69192491
This but pizza

I'm not giving him a (You), just like I'm not giving you a (You).
Retard.

>>69192491
same desu

>>69191443
Perform basic hygiine and remember the song "Lets Fighting Love" and then its totally worth it having them. Its a responsibility to have balls and get stuff done

so about her tummy cam stream this weekend. imagine if she was highly preggers. how hot would that be. she'd say its ours and we have to take responsibility. would that be too far?

>>69192703
>>69192126
Are you a fembud?

>>69192126
no. she was actually very open about it yesterday. I dont even think you need to listen between the lines. she just straight up explained her bad mind loop about why she's so scared to stream. its anxiety. everything else she does or said she's done is to take her mind off of anxiety. clearly she doesnt want to be critiqued or at least she has great troubles dealing with it. she is more comfortable with us members. youtube not allowing her to disabled gifted subs has taken away some of her safe space because it allows randoms to see into her content and maybe even critique her. she hates confrontation.

Look at this tummy. Do you really want a tummy cam of this?

>>69193494

>>69193494
What if she was serious about tummy cam?

>>69192491
im eating egg burrito

>>69193494
I just want to cum on it and rub it like sunscreen

>>69194003
wait, she was joking?

>>69194003
That would be a travesty for feet fans.

>>69194003
I would die

>>69194056
um... thats gross

>>69194003
I would pay a 100 bucks tier 5 member stream for that.

>>69194291
that's how you make babies dumbud.

>>69193494
i would be too distracted to pay attention to the stream

>>69194003
Sorry, I'm not a chumbud, but was there an implication that she was going to swallow a camera and show that on stream?

Did gura say she had a highschool crush? A girl I think?

>>69194896
>highschool crush
no

>>69194722
I am 99.5% sure that she was joking.

Wife soon?

>>69178915
Gura's best streams are almost always non-gaming ones though, wtf are you talking about.

The only consistently great "gaming" streams from her are minecraft because it's a stealth zatsudan that goes on for much longer than the usual zatsudans.

>>69195197
no

>>69194896
she explicitly said it wasn't a crush
https://youtu.be/wWjyMygSWn0?t=3322

>>69195094
I hope not thats kino and creative

do you think movie may will happen this year

>>69195519
people have never had confused feelings in this area before

(You) sound more confused than she is, sister

>>69195671
mario movie soon ...

>>69196658
This is by far the best one he made imo.

my wife

>>69197289
Yeah mine

>>69192126
>She doesn't ever hint at being alone like she used to
This retard doesn't even watch streams. She's done nothing but this since coming back.

If you want a SHARK team in Palworld, loading up on Gobfins boosts your player damage through the roof. Their Angry Shark passive stacks, and you can get them with the Vanguard trait for up +150% damage on top of any attack pts/amulets you have.

>>69195730
learn what a girl crush is anon

>>69195519
Remember she's only lying or wrong when it fits their narratives.

>>69198132
I prefer to think she's wrong because she's a woman and women are always wrong jk

been thinking about gura's pizza breath

>>69199166
How erect does this make you

>>69199187
did his fan book ever get scanned

>>69199385
I don't know anything about a fan book, sorry, I just grabbed this post from either another anon /here/ or Gelbooru, I don't remember which

>>69198047
yeh, sharks are top tier

>>69199257
I goomed earlier so the thought of gooba's pizza breath makes me comfy

>>69198016
nta but timestamp?

>>69199166
she even said it wasn't vegan pizza this time!

What da chumbies doin' besides chillin' and loving Gura?

>>69199995
Reading up on Orthodox Christianity

>>69199995
Playing Etrian Odyssey 2 and AFK mining in osrs

>>69199995
procrastinating right now

>>69199995
playing paruwarudo

>>69199995
one of the big rom sites went down so i'm downloading lots of old games (gonna need more hard drives)
playing pokemon colosseum for the gamecube right now. it's weird, but fun.

>>69200859
Man now I really want to play pokemon colosseum again

>>69200995
i never played it as a kid because i thought it was like Stadium, i didn't know it was a full-fledged RPG. i'll probably play XD right after it.

>>69178915
She told us she’s gonna take it slow coming back. If you’re not ok with that then just watch other girls and stop being a fag. I’ll take a couple kino streams a week like we’ve been getting over gaming daily.

>>69194896
yeah, ame.

>>69200859
can you beat this game by stacking dino guras? can you level them up to be fighting against some of the higher level bosses?

>>69201611
The last boss is Dark type, which is super effective against Normal types (like Dino Gura/Cattiva), so I doubt it.

>>69200859
Oh, I remember Pyrite Town (had to google the exact name) music absolutely slapped in this. The music in general was pretty good in this game I think. Young me played this like 3 times

>>69199995
i bought chocolate covered pecans instead of chocolate covered peanuts... and my gummi bears are stuck together. truly life has hit me with the ol hooocha

>>69201611
Dino Gura's are all cattiva right? they are good early game workers, but I doubt they can hold up in late to mid game, especially in combat

>>69201967
chocolate covered pecans is a huge upgrade.

>>69200118
Come to the orthodox church brother

>>69201611
Best you could do is breed moves like Megaton Implode and Pal Blast onto it, along with good passive traits, then have a party of Ribunnies that boost Neutral attack power, if you want to have a Dino Gura that hits really hard.

>>69202014
endgame is simple enough, but you gotta breed for your passives, of course, plus IVs are a thing
PvP is probably a different story, when it gets added, I do not expect Cattiva to be competitive

we're so back. lol

i still want a dino gura mod where she does everything in a base

I love asmr and gooba. Gooba doing more asmr is a dream come true

buddies I dont know what to about my body hair. Gura seems to like it or is she making fun of me/teasing :( my legs are pretty hairy and my toes are too... one girl at least said i'm like a teddy bear but well it didnt work out. wat do havent had female contact in a long while

>>69199995
I'm playing wc3 customs.

My Gura merch is stuck at EMG

>>69202678
Gonna be attending my first service next Sunday, bud
Met the priest a few days back, went very well - he says that if I demonstrate that I am serious I can look forward to catechism, probably within four to six months
Fingers crossed this goes well!

>>69203380
>chumbud going to be teaching children about religion
Uhm... let me just say stay loyal to Gura chumbud...

>>69203654
>teaching children
Oh no no, I would be the catechumen who is receiving the instruction (as an adult convert)
At least for now, who knows where I go from here? I could kind of see myself being a priest lmao

my voice very cringe, recording for same-kami very painful.

>>69204533
Don't worry, i'm sure your individual cringe will be hidden within the mass of other, equally cringe voices

>>69204847
maybe the mixer will accidentally make his voice especially prominent and everyone listening will think 'why is that guy's cringe voice so prominent, why do gura's songs always have such bad mixing'

>>69204117
I see. I'm not that familiar with institutionalized (?) christianity. There seems to be quite a few steps before being a priest. Wishing you luck with climbing the religious ladder though!

>>69205211
I want to do that with Gura, not Gabby

>>69205108
>mixer will accidentally make his voice especially prominent
I'm not sending in my voice for that reason. The song would be ruined for me if I could hear myself.

>>69205243
Much appreciated bud, many blessings :)

>>69204533
my throat hurts more than the cringe I feel when I listen to my voice

>>69206861
All those letters are from me btw

>>69206915
Did you respect her wishes and not rub your butt, scrotum or labia on the paper

>>69207062
Yeah, but I did make each one a different scent so she has something to look forward to with each one.

How many Advent girls do you guys think will join Gura's LC collab?

>>69207320
Unless it's been confirmed that some are in it, zero.

>>69194291
used to do that to my ex. rub it in. told her it was "gud for da skin"

>>69194722
she should do throat fuck streams with a camera and put them up on FC2. Wanna see the camera push past the gag point and go in and out while drool bubbles up.

So when is Gura going to send the feet pics?

>>69202904
I actually never thought she'd do ASMR again. Because her ASMR is just too good, and the universe couldn't handle any more of such a blessed thing. Lovenest bud was right.

>>69203012
a girl i once knew used to play with my chest hair with her tiny little hands. I would never shave it. Though i'm blonde so it doesn't look too bad. Hair on my back makes me feel like a gorilla. I want Gura to smell my pubes while she deep throats me.

>>69203380
Man. If only I actually believed, then I would join my local church community and maybe meet some cute trad girls or have the priest help hook me up and start a family. But you can't force belief where there is none. So instead I fap to my shark wife. My church is her flat chest, my communion her puffy slit. My crusade to fill her with as many daughters as i possible can. Deus Volt.

I used to be really insecure about my chest and back hair, shaving just made it grow back aggressively fast, so I kinda just accepted it

>>69208612
I think that's just a rumor, since hair is dead and has no way to provide biofeedback to the body telling it to regrow faster.
Still though, I don't shave my chest and back hair, that's just an unwinnable battle.

>>69204533
Everyone i know that hates their voice, when I hear their voice, it just sounds normal and pleasant. And then my voice sounds fucking retarded, nasal, not high, not deep, just buzzing drone showing a lack of control of tone. I hate it so fucking much. But I have submitted my contribution, and what is done is done.

>>69204533
I sent mine in. I knew I'd regret it if I didn't.
I was actually decently happy with the product, and I'm sure it won't get used, but I wanted to at least contribute to a project gura sounded so happy and excited about.

My voice is uglier than all of your guys' voices put together

Is he making a doujin?

Will there be any fembuds at Watsons Wuchang Gate Square, Ximending?

I hope I get a chance to record my voice in the next few days. The deadline is already coming up fast.

>>69209188
god, I hope so

>>69209188
Probably one where she has an all woman gangbang

Shark woman GOOD

I MISS GURA!!!!! UUUUUU

I goomed so hard to Gura today that i haven't been able to move a muscle for 3 hours now. I'm utterly drained.

>>69211260
I will fuck that filthy creature.

>>69172741
AI cover of the day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VVti7CM5CE

>>69211373
i want her to bird feed me her chips.

>>69212496
you're mine now

slurp slurp

>>69211260
Damned brat needs correction!

>>69211260
God she looks like she reeks

>>69213607
She's fucking disgusting. Greasy chip fingers, vaginal discarge, piss and sweat and spit and snot, grotty fucking gross little gremlin. I want to fuck her every groove and seam. I want to fuck her unwashed full asshole while burying my tongue into her ear hole extracting her bitter ear wax like a hummingbird does with a flower. I want to lick up all those white snotty chunks in and around her pussy, and eat the gunk from between her toes, and lick the sweat from behind her knees. I want to tongue fuck her nostrils and chew her boogers. Imagine what her bellybutton lint smells like. FUCK. THIS FUCKING GIRL HOW DOES SHE EXIST, AND HOW IS SHE REAL?! No one would love her the same way I would.

>>69214158
with a haircut like that, i'd be grabbing the back of the head and pushing her face into the pillow so she can't breathe, until she passes out, then slide my dick into her asshole as she wakes up. That's how i feel about that haircut.

>>69214158
Gura cute! They should really make all the girls a bunch of different hairstyles, that has to be easier than whole outfits.

Marriage with Gura!

>>69195197
Yes. We're getting married in June.

>>69195671
No. She clearly doesn't like doing watchalongs anymore for some reason.

>>69196658
PLEASE FINISH YOUR HOLOEN KILL LA KILL OP2 ANIMATION, YOU TALENTED ASSHOLE

>>69208137
When she said the Ku100 was coming, I really couldn't believe it. I was so relaxed by then but then my heart started racing.

Please don't be too horni for my daughterwife.

I'm going to tell Gura her ASMR was cringe so she would shy away from doing another one for another year.

>>69216182
now you're asking for it

I'm excited for the next stream

>>69216161
I will literally fuck her until my balls are empty and then I'll keep fucking her while my dick shoots out nothing but air. I will not stop until my dick is dissolved by the low ph levels in her cunny.

I got the tea earlier tonight but I think it's too late to try some. I think ill have some with my breakfast tomorrow.

Where in the Gura Cycle are we right now?

I don't want karaoke this weekend, i want chatting stream

>>69217166

>>69215676
i wish she could have given us more. After all her saliva noises and slurping, why didn't she lick of suck on the ears, she could have like left drips of saliva on the ears, or SOMETHING. I was so fucking blueballed. Then she got angry at chat for noticing her tummy noises, and ended stream. I'm grateful for what i got, but damn it, i'm only male, and i wanted more. I think i've broken my brain with too much lewd ASMR.

i'll buy the salmon for sure, which one would you buy?

>>69217723
There is only one salmon in that picture.

>>69217247
We don't know what we're getting, there's something for members, and two karaokes in a week sounds unlikely.

>>69217842
I take it you didn't watch the first karaoke then

>>69217542
>Then she got angry at chat for noticing her tummy noises
Those were the cutest parts of the stream, first was genuine embarrassed whining that made me want to cuddle her, and second was bratty little sister anger that made me want to spank her.

>>69217875
I know she said a public one soon, but I don't think 2 member karaokes are likely in the same week.

>>69217998
Anon she didn't say soon, she said she wanted to do a public one later in the week.

>>69217019
Do tell more chumbie

>>69217723
salmon and shrimp

>>69218042
I will tomorrow after I try it. Just based on the smell I can see why Gura likes it.

>>69218042
good your helmet...

>>69218468
goob...

>>69218025
Okay, but that doesn't change the fact that the member stream probably won't be karaoke, the anon said he wanted a chatting stream and not a karaoke one, and I said we didn't know what the member stream would be, but it was unlikely that it would be a karaoke one, I didn't explicitly say I was talking about the member stream but that's what I meant.

>>69218555
>the anon said he wanted a chatting stream and not a karaoke one
Correct, but he didn't mention members at all. You made that part up. not to mention
> two karaokes in a week sounds unlikely.
was in your initial reply, which is the part I was pointing out because she explicitly said there would be a second karaoke within the week.

>>69217935
thanks. When i listen to it again, which will be soon, I'll take note of that, and probably enjoy it more.

>>69217542
The Ku100 is coming. She wants to build up to it. She likes seeing the anticipation.

>>69219188
others like edging and anticipation..I don't. I just find it frustrating and lose my boner, then it lets out sad prostate fluid like it's crying. I much prefer cooming, multiple times, than drawn out edging. And I was in the mood to be serviced, and she denied me that service. But it's okay, she will be sexually punished. When she gets the KU100, she can have us in her lap, and rub her naked thighs against our ears, while spitting and drooling on us. I will have my cummies Gura, no matter how much you edge and frustrate me.

>>69218977
>> two karaokes in a week sounds unlikely.
>was in your initial reply, which is the part I was pointing out because she explicitly said there would be a second karaoke within the week.
Okay but why does that still matter when I just clarified I meant the member stream.
And he didn't mention members, but he said a chatting stream, the only streams she does that are fully chatting streams are member streams. Which to me implied he was talking about the member stream she teased. So I was also talking about the member stream the entire time. I'm not sure why this is turning into a long conversation, it's kinda weird.

I just wish the Valentine's stream was at night. It feels weird knowing she left herself another 6 hours for the rest of the day and never said what she was going to do.

>>69219476
she spent it with me

>>69219476
that's because she gave me a six hour deepthroating session. She even vomited on my balls. God girls vomitting from irrumatio is fucking hot. I gripped her head by the hair and jackhammered her so hard and fast on me that her neck is sore, so she can't stream for a while.

>>69219476
Can you shut the fuck up

>>69219476
Cuckposter, your rrat was stupid and boring on the actual day, what makes you think it will be any more interesting now that more time has passed and you already spammed the shit out of it?

>>69219621
I'm not a cuckposter and what rrat? She ended the stream shortly after 6 pm and so that leaves 6 hours for the rest of the day. That's not a rrat, that's just math.

>>69218527

>>69220569
keep your detriment to society anti-white cuckold fetish to your self faggot. I will breed my shark wife and fill her with white daughters, and you can't stop me.

>>69220569
here's some math for you. If I impregnate Gura with 20 white daughters, and then impregnate those 20 white daughters with 20 white daughters each, and then impregnate those 20 white daughters with 20 white daughters each, how many white daughters do I have?

>>69220569
Your narrative, it's retarded, and you should kys like always.
>Hey look guys, look, look at the math guys, she had 6 hours on Valentine's after her stream look guys, I don't know what she was doing guys, what do YOU think she was doing guys?
>I'm not a cuckposter btw
Again, this was boring when you spammed it yesterday, it's more boring now. The only thing you ever bring to this thread is cringe.

Why is the sun and the moon the same size in the sky?

>>69220976
Space wizards.

>>69219476
Just kill yourself already you boring threadshitter

>>69221146
No but seriously chumbie. What are the odds of that happening? How could that have happened?

Doesn’t the moon float further away from the earth? Doesn’t that mean in the future the moon will look smaller so it won’t be the same size as the sun anymore? So we’re like in a special time period? Isn’t this too coincidental?

>>69221720
Oyasame

>>69220880
It would be impossible for you.
Without having twins, the most children any one woman would be able to have is around one per year. So the last of the 20 daughters of Gura would not be born for another 20 years from now. In turn, that 20th daughter would have to first go through puberty to conceive children herself, and so she wouldn't be able to start having children until around 12 years old. Therefore, her 20th daughter wouldn't be born until 52 years from now.
This cycle would repeat for that 20th grand daughter from Gura's 20th daughter and so you wouldn't be able to get that grandaughter pregnant with her 20th daughter until 84 years from now at the earliest.
Since you will most likely not be alive 84 years from now, it will be impossible for you to achieve that which you described.

>>69221686
>Doesn’t the moon float further away from the earth?
Yes but in a ridiculously slow pace.
>Doesn’t that mean in the future the moon will look smaller so it won’t be the same size as the sun anymore?
Yes but all life on Earth will be long gone by then so it's not a problem.
>So we’re like in a special time period?
Not time period no but more like we're special in regards to space. A planet and it's orbital moon being the right sizes and distances away to have the types of eclipses as we do is pretty unique among the billions of planets that exist.
>Isn’t this too coincidental?
A lot of things are.

I hope I get to rub my hands on a womanchild's smooth cunny at least once in this lifetime. Gura gives me hope that there are other woman out there like her that exists.

>>69221650
Goth Gura is so bullyable T u T

>>69221720
sleep tight buddy

>>69222155
they are all already taken, sadly by me

>>69221963
Breeding 12 year old daughters of Gura would have an anti-aging affect. Like you know how young and spry and full of life you feel the morning after sex? It would be a life so fulfilling, that your cells would probably slow their aging process due to all of the amazing cunny you are cumming in every single day. Consuming their loli piss would probably also help. Imagine the sheer quantity of life energy to would get from endlessly fucking these girls. Also during this process I will also be fucking Gura every day, even as she ages. And she will age beautifully, the joy of youth never ever leaving her eyes. She might even hold her daughters' hands while I breed them. It would be so beautiful. God would probably step in and stop my aging process due to how fucking god damned based I am. God knows i'm doing a good thing.

Should I buy gura daki to pair my Shion daki?

>>69222047
Another coincidence is that we can see galaxies in the sky. As the universe ages, eventually all these galaxies will drift away, their redshift increasing, until they eventually become invisible because they are all drifting away from us faster than the speed of light. So any observer in this time will assume that our galaxy is the only one in the universe.

>>69222915
well will you fuck it? I fuck my daki every day and punch it in the tummy a lot.

>>69222932
hmmm.... why did the sounds work once, and then stop working?

>>69222999
you should get one of those buttons that plays sound when you press it, put some of her screams and whines on it, and put it around her tummy, so she screams and cries when you punch it.

old beat up vtuber

>>69223058
works on my machine

>>69223128
i'd use her grunts and oofs moreso... and choking gagging sounds, that shit'll get me diamonds.

>>69223306
plug ins n shit are always so fucking finicky. it's a miracle that anything works ever.

>>69223156
yeah. and i beat her up, and cum on the bruises. so fucking hot.

Her magic studies have made her too powerful, she can't be allowed to wield spells as deadly as these.

what's her taiwan thing? is it like a pannel?

>>69223592
it's only for taiwan people.

>>69222047
If it’s truly is that rare, then wouldn’t that make this a likely contender for being a tourist attraction for other space beings?
You mention there are other things that seem to be too coincidental. What are they?

>>69223733
(Me) one thing too coincidental is the matching stories of the great flood.

Gura... cute?

Gura has 500,000 eggs in her ovaries.

>>69223982
I will fertilize every single one

Gura has a cute tummy which makes little rumbles

500,000 aren't enough for every chumbie, so some of you will have to share one egg.

>>69224024
all farts inside her btw

>>69224109
Eggs are members only content. There are plenty for everyone.

>>69224200
Cloning her eggs is also a possibility.

>>69224109
>>69224200
I will claim them all for myself

Technically I can make an egg out of Gura's skin cell I recovered from her signed merch.

>>69223592
which taiwan thing do you mean? She has lost of taiwan things lately.

*farts*

>>69225246
raspberry time!

Q-quit lusting after her! Gura isn't a lewd girl!

>>69225413
It's not lust, it's true love!

>>69225413
If she's not a lewd girl then why does she want us to think of her in a bikini like this?

>>69225413
that makes her even hotter, I also want her to be less insecure about her body, so I'll call her pretty and sexy any chance I get.