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Things you can say about Nijisanji EN, but not your girlfriend

>> No.69201699

>>69201022
Any color and you chose black?

>> No.69201927

>>69201022
Being with you makes me feel like killing myself

>> No.69202036

>>69201022
If you knew what was good for you, you'd keep your mouth shut

>> No.69202049

>>69201022
>You are black

>> No.69202086

>>69201022
Im a car guy but you'll never catch me dating a girl the color of my tires

>> No.69202091

>>69201022
you can't make me cum anymore

>> No.69202208

They can withdraw consent after the deed is done

>> No.69202211

>>69201022
why are you black?

>> No.69202272

>>69201022
none of this would have happened if you had just shut your mouth when I told you to

>> No.69202291

>>69201022
I somehow hate you more than I hate myself

>> No.69202326

>>69201022
It exists

>> No.69202617

>>69201022
I am only giving you 2%.

>> No.69202675

>>69201022
You should make sandwiches instead

>> No.69204707

Wow, you're really good at sucking dick

>> No.69205342

>>69201022
when she graduates i'll just replace her with a new one

>> No.69205458

>>69201022
It sucks

>> No.69206260
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69206260

My standards aren't that low.

>> No.69206494

>>69201022
well, never turning that shit on again

>> No.69206676

>>69201022
The impact on my finances will be negligible.

>> No.69206793

>>69201022
Have you ever tried bandage?

>> No.69206973
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69206973

>>69201022
You really should've spoken to your lawyer before trying to court me.

>> No.69208114
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69208114

I should've hired a professional instead

>> No.69208282

they existed once

>> No.69208403

>>69201022
Next time, try your best on your tweet friend-group meltdown and make DAMN SURE NOT TO USE A DAMN HASHTAG

>> No.69208749

>>69201022
I'm canceling my 2yr membership because of another dragon girl who morphed into a bird girl

>> No.69208867

>>69202036
KEK

>> No.69209304

I just want you to release a new generation with 5 girls, is that too much to ask?

>> No.69209653

>>69201022
Wow, people actually bother to look at you?

>> No.69209919

>>69201022
Losing a liver or two is not that bad.

>> No.69210024

>>69201022
I mean, it was only two suicides attempts...

>> No.69210288

All those livers and you're still dying of liver failure?

>> No.69210328

>>69201022
You're not an ex...yet.

>> No.69211269

>>69201699
kek

>> No.69213893

>>69201022
are you black

>> No.69214107

>>69201022
No I don't want to get inside you

>> No.69214431

Alright everyone let's do the Nijisanji hoedown. Nijisanji hoedown, take it away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDrAxFj87b8

>> No.69215358

>>69201022
I could die for you

>> No.69215476

>>69201699
fpbp

>> No.69215532

>>69214431
I was a three-view so I was happy to be accepted
I had hopes for Hololive but from that I was rejected
but after the clique kept me down and 98% goes to Riku
I can now see that I should have held out for Yagoo

>> No.69215758

>>69201022
With how the things are going agencies are going to be scooping you left and right.

>> No.69215834

>>69201022
Every time you speak im less and less attracted to you, just shut the fuck up

>> No.69215918
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69215918

>>69214431
My pal Riku, wanted a new yacht
He opened up an English page, said "show us what you got!"
Surely that new branch of his would earn him a whole fleet
If he hadn't left it to be run by a pajeet!

>> No.69216010

>>69201022
I know you wanted this, but I think getting this girl to kill herself just because she is more liked than you is going a bit far

>> No.69216088

>>69201022
I'm paying you 5 bucks a month, I expected better

>> No.69216982
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69216982

>>69214431
I got accepted in Nijisanji EN
I thought it was a great company to be in
but they never told me that if wanted success
it would come at the cost of being clinically depressed

>> No.69217097

>>69201022
Who is in your black company?

>> No.69217338

First Whose Line thread that actually properly followed the format I’ve seen.

>> No.69218334
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69218334

>>69214431
That first corp I joined, they said it was first-rate
But underneath the surface it was really not that great
I lied through my teeth, saying Niji was my family
I'm better off a cockroach doing collabs with a tranny

>> No.69219542

>>69202036
Golden.

>> No.69219960

>>69201022
I don't have time to pull out

>> No.69220189

>>69201022
would not bang

>> No.69221362

>>69201022
How long 'till I get to see your next leak?

>> No.69221750

>>69218334
jesus lmfao

>> No.69222034

>>69201022
You fuck yourself better than I ever could.

>> No.69223721

>>69201022
I would not even watch Nijisanji livers naked.

>> No.69224090

>>69201699
KEK

>> No.69224104

You are funny

>> No.69226412

>>69215918
>>69216982
>>69216982
>>69218334
Every one of these is perfectly in time, amazing

>> No.69227110
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>>69214431
I got myself into Niji
And I thought it was great
But it was a black company
I found out much too late
Worked real hard, got some merch for all the time I'd spent
Then the sales came back and I found out it's only two percent!

>> No.69227180

>>69202617
Even if you're dating Mococo?

>> No.69227238
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69227238

>>69218334
>I'm better off a cockroach doing collabs with a tranny

>> No.69227300

>>69201022
They're black

>> No.69227583
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69227583

>>69218334

>> No.69227697

>>69201022
You're a vile one

>> No.69228839

>>69201022
You're about to abort another one, aren't you?

>> No.69228887

>>69201022
You sure are great at sucking.

>> No.69228964

>>69201022
Congrats on graduating!

>> No.69229011

>>69209919
Kek

>> No.69229046

>>69218334
Amaze.

>> No.69229052

>>69227110
Pretty good!

>> No.69229136

>>69201022
Hey, can you shut up for a sec?

>> No.69229288
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69229288

>>69214431
Oh I started up vshojo, a terrible place to be.
Trannies out the ass and a cripple runs the company
And even though half the talent here can't climb a fuckin tree,
At least I'm not as black as Nijisanji

>> No.69229762

>>69214431
I know a dragon who got bullied by her boss
He fired her and said it was a negligible loss
But investors, they weren't having it, they wouldn't suck his cock
And down, down, down, went the Anycolor stock!

>> No.69229973

>>69201022
Im so glad i came early

>> No.69230444

"You're negligible."

>> No.69230547

>>69201022
Black company again huh?

>> No.69231175

>>69230547
ayyyyyyy

>> No.69231204

>>69201022
You just couldn't let it go. Its just one chink.

>> No.69232777

.

>> No.69234527

>>69201022
Losing a liver is a negligible loss

>> No.69237423

>>69201022
Tbh I regret nutting to you

>> No.69238004

It doesn't matter if we lose a few, we can make more

>> No.69238320

>>69201699
kek

>> No.69238945

>>69201022
they fuck me every day

>> No.69241794
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69241794

>>69214431
With apologies to Doki

Working at Nijisanji, is not all's cracked up to be
At first we were a family, but things got really mean
Stonewalled all my projects, while acting really nice
It was so fucked up I went and tried to off myself up twice

>> No.69241847

>>69218334
KEK

>> No.69242176

>>69201022
We do not need watermelon chiken nuggets

>> No.69242259

It's time for the Nijisanji Irish Drinking song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrFb9U5hau0

>> No.69242318

>>69227110
It's only two percentttt

>> No.69242703

>>69242259
Oh, Hai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dai-dee-dah.

I worked at Nijisanji

>> No.69242773

>>69242703
I'm finally in the big leagues

>> No.69243487
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69243487

>>69242259
Things got so bad, I had make an address
To turn things around, hell, I would try my best!
As long as there no more hiccups, it's still not too late–
Wait, why are these three cunts live breaking the fucking NDA?

>> No.69243596

>>69243487
kek

>> No.69243650

the song games were the worst part of the show

>> No.69243872

>>69201699
Holy kek

>> No.69243895

>>69201022
Everyone that still hangs out with you is a fucking two faced whore

>> No.69244361

>>69201022
I've thoroughly investigated the documentation. I can't believe you secretly recorded us.

>> No.69244550
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69244550

I get highly aroused in the least sexual way when the purple head is pat.

>> No.69246805

>>69242773
Paid for my debut in full

>> No.69246859

>>69201699
Oh shit
Kekekek

>> No.69246872

>>69201022
bitch

>> No.69250070

>>69201022
"No, literally, who?"

>> No.69250493

>>69201022
So, when do you want the next batch of kids?

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>>69214431
I got into college, I was so happy
But then I found, it's nijisanji
Day after day of neverending torture
I would leave but I'm called Victoria

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