/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69173487
>Basic introduction to the new Jailbirds
Debut Stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gg3SrFzHn9M
Crunchyroll Interviews
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/interviews/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-hololive-advent-music-interview
https://www.crunchyroll.com/news/guides/2023/8/2/nerissa-ravencroft-top-anime-hololive-advent

>Tools / Creations by the /ope/ users
/ope/'s library
https://rentry.org/joint_operation_center
Collection of Nerissa's Sounds
https://rentry.org/demon_of_soundposts
List of recommended streams
https://rentry.org/ope_curated_streams_list01
Information regarding membership
https://rentry.org/ope_list_of_members_streams01
Appearances on other channels & mentions
https://rentry.org/Past_mentions_and_collabs_on_other_girls_channels01

>General Tools
Schedule
https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1756730317816184880
https://teamup.com/ksua2ar4zft49pdn7c
Current OP Template
https://rentry.org/1-post-OPE

Chocolate-flavoured kisses with Nerissa
https://twitter.com/chizruKS/status/1758102947421098248/photo/1

Rissa butt

I love Nerissa Ravencroft more than anyone.

See you in 40 days Christbro

https://twitter.com/kivonotbabu/status/1758163776703275477

Take the scatfag with you, christfag. Please

>>69173825
We'll be all out of fags, can't have that. Time to pick the mantle and become the new fag

>>69173825
Amen to that sister

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1758203306181075007

>>69173825
Please, this is my one wish.

>>69174695
He goes away but you discover he's Brorissa.

Advent sex
https://twitter.com/justfa2_/status/1758199914754945319/photo/1

Anything else before submitting?

>>69176058
useful

>>69176058
inspiring, made me want to impregnate her

>>69176058
It was extremely informative I learned that Nerissa's family loves being pregnant.

>>69176091
>>69176117
>>69176147
got it, Useful to know she's in need of getting preggo
Inspired me to wanna preggo her
and Extreemely informative about knowing her family's high level of fertility
thank you anons

I love how Nerissa inspires people to achieve their dreams and embrace their desires, things feel so much more spirited with her around since debut.

....except Twilight, we didn't need to inspire more Twilight fangirling. We can leave that. I wish she would get all the girls to embrace her Gundam fangirling instead. I'll even take it if its just Char thirst.

>>69176810
Nothing bad with liking Twilight... As long as you know that's not a good example of a relationship. We're all adults and take it as comedy.

https://twitter.com/kosekibijou/status/1757987320949789057/photo/2

>>69176810
Kristen Stewart is so fucking hot now though. I don’t mind the twilight fangirling

>>69176810
As long as you treat Twilight as a comedy like Fauna and Mumei did, then it's much more enjoyable as a shitpost movie

>>69176810
Yea Twilight isn't funny bad. It's just bad. But I will still watch it if that 5 person collab happens.

>>69177114
She always was. In my head that's what every cool dyke on this board looks like even though I know the reality of the situation is much more grim.

https://twitter.com/mattelion/status/1758018689788453078

>>69178283
Imagine the possibilities...

>>69178283
…at least it’s marginally better than THAT Kiara pic

>>69178685
qrd?

>>69178283
Fatty

>>69177026
https://twitter.com/E282Erick/status/1758006882197757978

>>69178783
I don’t have it on hand, but someone drew a Tumblr style realistic looking Kiara with a giant nose and posted it on Twitter. Kiara saw it and publicly panned it.

Hugging Rissa until she falls asleep

https://twitter.com/OgumaShiro/status/1758228416640209141

https://twitter.com/Keiseeaaa/status/1758228306095452592

>>69180845
Once again, imagine the possibilities.

>>69180845
Keiseeaaa been cooking lately

>>69180845
She just retweeted this.

>>69178283
>>69180845
did I miss them mentioning that Aradia has a split tongue or is this a fan invention?

>>69182013
She mentioned it in the second ASMR stream.

>>69182013
She said on last mem ASMR

>>69176913
>>69177149
People say this, but I feel they're coping with the fact they might just have guilty pleasure less than it being legitimately funny.

>>69177370
Same, I can't resist the morbid curiosity of the reactions.

>>69182013
She said itself and Aradia mentioned it in a stream.

>>69180756
Its funny how people all think Nerissa just capitalizes on Kiara having net troubles one way or another like an evil mastermind. Its so funny.

The reality is of course the girl is just thinking about rizzing any cute girl in sight like a hound stalking prey and I couldn't be prouder of her, she has been rizzing up multiple idol girls this week. EN4 Fembirds, you're gonna be so ravished, I hope you get in.

>>69182746
Even if it's a guilty pleasure, nothing wrong with it. Once again, as long as you don't idealize having those kinds of relationships.

6 mil soon

>>69184072
forgot pic...

>>69184185
idk why my potato brain thought her channel is getting to 6m subs and didn't even question the absurdity of it

>>69184185
I'm looking through new comments on it right now. So many people want it to be on Spotify.

>>69184273
Its love Jailbird, because she deserves it.
It is interesting that the prime engagement she has is her relateability as a cute chuuni geek and her musical prowess when you look at her shorts. I think she could really take off if people got as much of the cute as the horny.

I love my wife Nerissa Ravencroft

Sex with Rissa

>>69185351
Between that and Lilium, people really just as hungry as hell for an album from her. That original song is gonna soar high and really make the sub count blast upwards, I can feel it.

>>69187535
It's gonna flop and she's gonna be sad, then I'm gonna dick her down until she's not sad anymore. I've played this scenario in my head a lot now, no I won't take my meds

Say gex with Nerissa

>>69187641
Fuck off, she’s going to do amazing

>>69188001
I think we just have some sadistic birds amongst the flock who get heavily attracted to be being bulliable. Which sucks, because she is a precious cinnamon roll on the inside and should be protected from the bullying.

>>69188001
>>69188968
I was obviously joking kek
I'd cry if something sad happened to her, glad I wasn't there for the first karaoke

https://twitter.com/Alexaniel_/status/1758260723921424656/photo/1

https://twitter.com/nerissa_en/status/1758269344658641374

>>69190727
This but with her boobs.

Would Rissa be okay with polygamy?

>>69180756
Who’s the chick with red hair? Looks like Rene from Sugar Lyric but there are no horns.

>>69192230
She doesn't like one character in Stardew cause he is cheating his wife or sth? I'd say no.

>>69192230
I think she thinks she is but when it comes down to it she’s prefer to be exclusive with someone. She got a bit defensive when FWMC accused her harem of being cheating but honestly it could’ve been for the bit.

>>69192230
yeah
im in her polycule

>>69176810
genderbent twilight is my wet dream.
a yandere coolbitch vamp stalker vs a qt tanned werewolf girl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGYGVBNyoI4
We're gonna have some fun tonight~ Memebers' stream in an hour, lets have some fun~

>>69192470
Well, I would think she herself is polyamorous, and has many targets of affection. So she doesn't think of it as cheating because she honestly likes many people. If the person she liked had many loves but ignored her, she would have a problem with it.

>>69192775
I think that is just because being heavily desired and passionately sought after is a universal DESIRE, even if its slightly toxic. Why do you think the hot goth gf trope or the emo twink are popular choices.

>>69192941
I think you mean platonic love. She's ok with being lovey-dovey with friends, she doesn't mind her friends having other people like that. But in a relationship? Better believe she's gonna have a problem if you treat other people as good or as romantic as you treat her.

>>69192230
She's proven to be territorial with actual other people, so not sure

>>69189084
>first karaoke
Why do people keep saying that when it was the second one?

>>69192277
I think she's GX Aura

Cumming on Nerissa.
Pissing on Nerissa.

>>69195641
in*

>>69195774
That's unsanitary

Wife…

>>69196814
It's 8pm and my wife is streaming. All is right with the world.

https://twitter.com/yomosaka/status/1758143492973539729/

wife on the telly!

I forgot to say this before but I never thought I'd hear anybody sing Say Anything in a karaoke and I thought I couldn't love nerissa any more than I did

Horns in the air fellow Jailbirds+

>>69195641
if you're a female both are the same thing

why are we outside, it's cold bitch

Surprised to see she's wearing the kimono tonight...

my wife's tiny hands

She's unmedicated today

>>69197249
Good, good…

looks like the twilight watchalong is going along, and that today will be a yawn stream

>twilight watchalong

Dangit, I'm really gonna have to watch the Twilight series now. Hold me, jailbird.

I'm ready to suffer.

Oh god I'll actually have to watch those movies now

You know what fuck it. I’m down for Twilight.

>>69197394
again, its funnier to watch it as a group and just shit on it the entire time, it'll be fine. She even called it a fkn comedy

>>69197394
at least the first one is comfy/silly
the others are just horrendous like not even fun to watch

>>69197553
>>69197579
Drinks required then. Got it.

>>69197683
mfw I can't drink

>>69197729
Nor can I outside of hard ciders. Stomach's fucked.

>>69197729
>>69197875
I don't drink out of choice let's go!

>living life
She's talking to her bf (me)

>Sleepy after Valentine's Day
...

More english language covers love!

Another English cover getting cooked, noice
>>69198120
Nigga she's always sleepy

>>69198120
I didn't let her sleep.
And then she didn't let me sleep.

>>69198120
sorry anon, I cant hold back when she is in front of me

I membered during her debut and yet this is my first members stream from her kek
And first stream of hers in general in a long time

I missed the bit that she mentioned about Gura?

>>69198414
She was worried if she's able to talk about the song making process and someone brought up that Gura has also mentioned something similar. So she said thanks to her for that since it means she isn't revealing stuff she shouldn't be about background stuff.

>>69198558
Thanks Jailbird.

She's slowly but surely learning to use OBS.
Very slowly though.

That chibi Rissa is cute AF!

ENTER BIBOO (forma de looping chibi gif)

chibi rissa needs correction

CUTEEEE LET ME SAVE RISSAAAAAAA

The OTOMEROID fanart was correct!

So this is going to be a pretty silly stream.

where were you when Biboo was kill?

my wife is eating rocks

1,500 members, interesting.

she's using us to grift...

I've already retweeted it but holly shit she's hitting the gas on shilling, even said how many membership are watching

She's numberfagging... the Kiara mindrot...

just for you rissa, i'll retweet it to all my 11 bot followers

>>69199052
What are you, a jailbird or a pansy? Retweet!

I approve, she loves Biboo too much.

Time to pull out my AI account followed by a hundred bot

>>69199039
and this probably a good account of the avg mems, I dont think the other advent girls are streaming.

She's not a fan of xosting

>>69199039
I didn't know it shows ccv for them
also fuck melon

my transphobic wife

sex
>>69199253
She said it by mistake on the stream

My user name used to be XxX_DeathSword_XxX

>>69199232
Biboo is on Bae's channel.

Oh good, we're in full rant mode now, time for the actual content. I love when she gets like this.

>>69199321
Don't look at my, you're gonna cut me with your edge.

>>69199321
Darkboy8

>HoloX is different because... It just is ok?
Jesus lady get a grip

YES! NERISSA SHITTING ON "ho-looks"! YES! FUCK YES!!!!!! I've been seething about it for years.

FuwaMoco...

Fuwamoco will never beat the incest allegations

What anime was it?

one of my first faps...

>>69199477
Highschool DxD I think?

>>69199477
KissxSis

>>69199477
Kiss x Sis

>>69199503
>>69199534(me)
Well I was wrong.

>>69199503
holy fuck i actually memory holed this anime years ago

I'm cleaning up while I listen to her, and it's like she's ranting to me about stuff while I do it. And she'll follow me from room to room to make sure I can keep hearing her. This is WFE.

rrat, Rissa was locked in a sex dungeon with Aradia and they had to eat bugs to survive

>>69199740
the basement...

Love New York so much

This is not the type of traumadump I enjoy

Fucking hate bugs. Filthy vermin

She doesn't like cockroaches

The trauma list just keeps growing and growing.

How many places has she lived at before going back to her parents home?

Who the fuck is Matarah Khan?

>>69200068
giant titty monster roach girl

>>69200021
Enough that she's grateful now to be in Hololive.

>>69200068
roach girl from vshojo

>>69200068
https://virtualyoutuber.fandom.com/wiki/Matara_Kan/Gallery
Vshojo member. Reincarnation of Nina Kosaka

>>69200068
Vwhorejo reincarnation.

biboo killed rissa....

>>69200294
I can't believe Rissa won't kill me now.

Damn she's really pushing this one hard, what gives?

hololive plushies watching me and nerissa having sex on her bed

>>69200552
One word: biboo

You guys don't have cotton in America?

>>69200552
Her #fagging brother is smarter and helping her improve her metrics

>>69200712
What's cotton?

>>69200552
Maybe she's realized she should shill more for her covers. Hopefully she figures out to do most of the shilling before it releases

If she has 1500 members why the fuck are there only 100 likes.

>>69200712
Not since they abolished slavery

>>69200712
no, it all got picked in the 1800s

>>69200763
Mine shows 800

>>69200763
I'd assume most people are like me and never 'like' anything?

>>69200712
We have a rich tradition of cotton picking in America actually

>>69200763
likes don't update in real time like views/live viewers do

>>69200763
mine was at 300 when you said that

expensive as shit, I'll stick to shopping at target and Walmart. Occasionally go thrifting

>>69200552
Other Holos do this sometimes. It's like someone from management brings it up and suddenly they're all start to say these same exact scripted line complete with instructions about how to do it.

>>69200942
$99?? I literally have a shirt on me, 100% cotton right now, and it was $40 tops.

>>69200552
shill wife

>>69200942
You could literally get a 100% Egyptian cotton shirt here for less than 20$ and it would be overpriced

We haven't seen her arms in a while :(

It reached 1k retweets.

>>69201043
There's different qualities of garments anon. Plus, shipping sounds like it was outrageous. Plus, much of a woman's power comes from her looks, so shelling out for clothing makes sense for them

>>69200942
My nigga

>>69200942
Meh. Holos make so much damn money. She's going to be buy designer shit in no time.

duluth mention

>>69200942
Women be shopping. The Cover salary has been treating her well, this is certainly more money then she made in her other endeavors. Trying to get a purebred cat remember? In between complaining about having no room for things kek

I can't believe I get hard from that accent now.

>>69201296
Well my shirt is pretty comfy. Too warm on summer tho.

Her rants are turning me into a woman

I think Duluth Trading has gone down in recent years but they're still better than anything else I can find. I really like their socks too, they have good price to performance ratio.

time for the conspiracy theory corner with rissa

>>69201737
She's being pretty rational now, only right things.

>>69201737
more like baseless gfe jabbering hour and I'm totally cool with that

fembird here, I get all my shit from target, walmart and thrift stores... Rissa calling zara "fast fashion" took me out, my bougie wife...

I'm learning a lot about all this. Thanks for the clothing lesson Rissa

>>69201900
Get a job or a well off husband

>bathing is for the weak
my stinky, sweaty, naked wife

People bathed long before victorian times...

Have (You) taken a bath today?

Natural fabrics, sleeping naked, laser hair removal, imagine how silky SSSmooth her body is

>>69202105
Every day. I feel disgusting if I don't take one.

>>69202105
I bathed for the first time in weeks today actually

>>69202105
I bath everyday, winter or summer. I don't even smell but It's become a routine at this point

>>69202105
I haven't taken a bath in years

>>69202105
I took a shower right before the stream started.

>>69202123

Nerissa is not wrong. Polyester is fucking disgusting. This is not a woman thing.

>I'm a women
woah

holy based Rissa
flatties BTFO

No, Nerissa! Don't equate being a woman to having female biology! The twittards will hear you!

cutting board women is shambles

Jailbird still there
Tits = kiki
Boobs = bouba

This is the most reddit rant ever. Who the fuck actually says "athleisure"

My slutty wife

I’m flat it’s over

>>69202443
I hate to break it to you but Rissa is pretty basic, despite being an anime woman

I really feel bad for her with this outfit. I know EB+ can draw lewd stuff, I know she probably wanted something lewd too.

>>69202499
Rissa officially revoked your woman card. I'm sorry for your loss

>>69200861
I only like videos when I want to be able to find them easily.

>>69202443
I thought athleisure was a brand.

In jiu jitsu, I'd rather get backne from my shirt than risk staph from the mats. I'll keep my shirt on.

>>69202105
no.........

>>69202682
bitchtits confirmed

>>69202745
What is the correlation?

>>69202793
scared to take off his shirt

Wonder how many of her viewers are younger than her. Feels weird I know I'm not.

>>69202895
Isn't she around 27? I'm 25 myself

>>69202842
I live in Brazil. The mats are fucking dirty here so I'm not gonna roll shirtless.

>>69202895
I'm a zoomer...

I want a mini Rissa persocom.

>>69202499
Post them, we'll judge whether they're womanly enough

I read an h doujin with a similar premise

>>69202895
Yeah, I used to think she was my age at least. She's a little younger but doesn't really seem like it.

https://myanimelist.net/anime/59/Chobits
Is this what she's talking about?

>>69203058
Yeah.

>>69202682
Does your gym just not clean the mats?

>>69203058
>newfag doesnt know about chobits
its over...

>>69202929
Give or take a year maybe, I'm definitely in that zillenial cutoff zone she is in.

>>69203103
>brazilians
>clean

>>69203119
it's over 20 years old now dude, the only reason I know about it is because I used to browse /a/ around 2012

I am the one holding up the suckers and sucking these holdables.

>>69203337
I'm the strongest jailbird

>>69203224
>it's over 20 years old now dude
I've been here for nearly two decades. its so over...

FAT FUCK

FAT FUCK

sex at 1m subs lets goooo

>I went to KFC yesterday
We know

Nerissa KFC mashed potatoes are literally gross instant boxed shit

is kfc a thing for valentines too or just christmas?

>She tastes like mashed potatoes
I want to kiss her

Nerissa is deffo the type of woman to leave a dildo laying out on her nightstand

she's literally giving me a blowjob

>It looks inappropriate
She's giving me a blowie sorry fellas

>>69203656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GchgAvD1fxA Now we know what song she should do for karaoke

that was her dad's voice kek

>>69203192
We always cleaned mats at the end of the day before putting them away. You'd think the JP discipline would rub off on the BRs.

Fuck I got up for a few seconds and I just missed it

>>69204052
Get YTBetter and go back in the live

>>69204052
My hearing must be terrible cause i didnt hear anything at all

NO BEGGING

>>69204103
it was very audible with headphones at least

>>69204103
it was a far away "she heard me"

>mom even more technologically challenged than the daughter

I just hope she isn't reading every thing some fags post on that chat.

I hope she reads my posts

here comes the traumadump...time to comfort her

Yeah, I get it. Very easy bully target.

They totally told her "get a real career or get married" at some point.

Trouble on the homefront uh oh

she mentioned it somewhat when she did that emo hours collab with Mumei

It always sucks when your parents don't accept your likes, I sometimes even fought my dad for being an ass about my likes.

>growing up with parents
lotta normalfags in here

>>69204575
Do they ever tho? My parents were pretty annoying about it during my teenager years but they gave up when started going to college

>>69204630
I'm white

>>69204630
I'm latino

>>69204684
you are brazilian

Nerissa don't bring up poop please...

>>69204630
I'm middleastern

>>69204684
NTA but it's so funny when white boys are going through a parents divorce, they get so sentimental and dramatic.

>>69204630
>>69204684
me seeing this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVBEfr7pqds

>>69204635
He's... an special case. He loves to complain about anything and everything. He's relaxed a little cause he's too old to get angry nowadays.

Is she nervous about it Or just baiting chat? She coached her sisters well enough, no one really said anything yabai, if she's not just playing it up I'm sure her mom will be fine.

Rissa needs to have some sort of special members only thing, most of her member streams are just recycled zatsus

>>69204868
yankees out

I don't mind public ASMR, but I hope the members' ones are special af, literally begging for us to cum.
>>69204957
I guess she doesn't want her to say very traumatic things about her, or old scars.

>treatments for relaxation
Yeah I'll be fucking her for 3 days straight, sorry guys

>3 days without Rissa
it's over

That girl stuff? Me.

i'll be massaging her sugar walls

That's it, I'm killing myself when she goes away.
Open the cave after 3 days please.

>i'll be fucking somalis in twin cities for 3 days
its beyond over...

>>69205360
No don't do it anon, I'll get in the dress for you

>>69204972
It used to be she was more opened and animated during member streams compared to public ones but she's about the same in both now.

>>69201296
>much of a woman's power comes from her looks
It's all about the face. Especially when you gotta look at it every day. If she doesn't look good even in a garbage bag/paper bag/burlap sack then clothes won't really help or matter if she's still got an unattractive face.

>>69205402
Will you say "hiya darlings~"?

Nah fuck that let me get another eight hour episode of Stardew, in year two now.

Are horns erogenous zones?

>>69205559
She just confirmed

>>69202934
But you feet and hands at least still touch the mats. Then what if you touch your face and hair? Or your face touches the mat directly?

Is she really gonna go to the relaxation thing? Or is it the same thing as Biboo.

Poopies.

>>69205559
yeah you have to shove it up your arss

>When's it been with Advent not a blast?
New years' stream.

>>69205894
she's having sex with CEOs so COVER can expand in NA

I miss her already...

Advent Company is whatever, feels like if you've seen one you seen them all.
>>69205894
Wasn't Biboo gone for a week?

I rate this stream shill/10

>>69205799
Yeah but it's easier to immediately wash and disinfectant the hands, feet, and face. Reducing the likelihood of staph by a large margin.

>>69205894
She's talked about wanting it for a while now, should be true
>>69206122
Idk, it was pretty boring and mostly shill. I'm okay though, yesterday was perfect. It didn't help they were back to back

Comfy

>>69206029
I don't follow Biboo closely, but I guess it's not, then.
>>69206184
I guess. MK cup thingie got me a bit untrusty about things she says she's gonna do or not.

Stream was alright but I was expecting more since she tagged it as an "after valentines valentine". It was just a normal zatsu.

>>69205987
I'm the CEO of the Rissa fanclub

>>69206184
>I'm okay though, yesterday was perfect. It didn't help they were back to back

Agreed. Everyone in advent was going hard yesterday. Let them take it easy for a bit.

I don't give a shit about the new cover, but the good one hit 6 mil during the stream so that's cool.

>1:33:00
Yeah me

>1:28:00

>>69206531
The cover with Biboo is pretty good, but it's just not spectacular. I've listened to it a few times but it's not something that I crave to listen, unlike some other cover. It could be a me problem, maybe I'm not just much of a cute music fan.

>>69206837
fuck you lmao
I thought it's her father's voice or smth but I got a sudden blowjob out of nowhere

>>69206338
Yeah I was honestly kinda surprised, it was almost like bad advertising. But ah well, Rissa was still enjoyable

Baking thread.

>>69207279
I love you, baker.

>>69207416
I love baker more.

>>69207279
Newest.

>>69207439
>>69207439
>>69207439

>>69207416
>>69207461
Love you too, anons.

>>69207279
>>69207543
thanks chef