/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.twitch.tv/hanya
Hanyars Karaoek

>>69093242
Cool raccoon

Links may be on hold for today

No real reason I’m just unhappy

>>69095647
feel better soon anon

>no Jets or Clio today
uuuu
at least Hanyer is here

I hate Clio's oshi.
I hate Nijisanji.

I finally got my JeanFaymas UWUMarket merch this morning. I didn't win a standee, but boy did I overpay. All of this doesn't scream premium like the prices they charge. It's not super cheap shit, but I'm not sure it was worth the pricetag. And then how long it took? I ordered these Dec 28, 2023. I got the phone case, and two acrylic keychains. Then added two random other streamer hats.

JETS though, so kinda worth.

>>69099644
small American company, please undastand

>>69099644
I want to complain to them because it isn't their fault and they deserve better. All these vtuber merch places seem like fly-by-night operations.
Are there any actually decent merch companies that work with vtubers?

https://www.twitch.tv/louettetheclown_
clussy subathon (currently amogus)

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
abymon

>most vtubers being gfe with audience for valentines
>mako gets fucked by a dutch woman live as yuri gfe

>>69102398
Mako has never once even pretended to entertain the idea of being GFE, she actively shuts people down who try to treat her like that
she's just the funny shark lady that rambles autisticly about whatever shit she saw that day

>>69102553
Joke's on her, hanging out and listening to her autistic rants is my ideal girlfriend experience.

>>69102553
How is the shark so powerful without being gfe

>>69103040
autism

https://www.twitch.tv/rezuul
valentiles day

Jets is getting creeped out by the real estate guy while cleaning her old place

>>69099644
So their phone case is like some generic cheap feeling silicone case with an indent in the back to stick a cut out graphic. I realized mine isn't even cut correctly. It's short on one side.

>>69105720
that's unfortunate
everything I've got from them has been great so maybe you just got unlucky

I want to put my dick down Hanya's throat god her voice is so fucking sexy I wish her speaking voice was this deep and velvety AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69105720
That cut is awful and you should get a replacement jetpack. Jets is probably fuming at uwumarket right now.

>>69108030
Is Jets /here/ like mako? Is mako even here anymore? shoutout to my nigga coltbolts

>>69105720
Are you able to take the graphic out put something custom in?
It's unfortunate if the quality is shit but you can make lemonade out of lemons

none of them are here, silly sausages

https://www.twitch.tv/errorcodie
rat art

>>69107512
weird post

>>69108552
Jets is not
Mako probably uses other boards
Clio is absolutely here, there's been too many instances of her talking about things the day after we bring them up for it to be coincidence

>>69108575
Doesn't look too difficult to remove, but I'll contact UWUMarket first and see what they say.

>>69114628
>Clio is absolutely here
you have to let it go, anon. we scared her off long ago.

>>69115050
How are the keychains?

>>69115802
The graphics themselves are nice. Maybe a little grainy/gritty for some reason?, but it's good. The edges are a little sharp and upraised, but it's fine since they'd probably wear out smooth.

I've never really gotten acrylic keychains before, but these look like two acrylic sheets sandwiching the graphic layer. Like obviously. Not sure if that's normal. Otherwise, I think these were more reasonable for the price and I'd buy more.

https://clips.twitch.tv/ExuberantRespectfulButterGivePLZ-o5xGlNp9arcmnuYA

>>69117360
I should watch her more, she cute

>>69116421
Good to know, thanks

>>69115050
the panties are the only thing identifying the subject as feminine

>>69117684
she is…

we have to ban that little faggot krx50

I wanted to make a soundpost from the karaoke but the vod is gone

>>69115346
She's the one asking people to be nice

>>69118501
i didn’t know i was clio aite

>>69118405
I’m sure she has some archived karaoke vods

>>69119534
I guess but there was some good lovey-dovey gosling bait in that stream

>>69119650
Anon… that’s Jets’ wife you’re gosing for

>>69116421
They're pretty similar to others that I have
Acrylic stuff generally doesn't get rounded edges or anything

>>69119746
They're not for me, they're for pushing people to suicide by forcing them to imagine a life they'll never have

>>69120075
Mean. Don't drive me to suicide just because i'm in love with Hana.

>>69121029
don’t let him get to you raccolyte

>>69094951
I miss her. The Valentine stream was really sweet

Boobies

Bump

i love clio and jets and hanya and mako

Awaken

jets is live :]

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

why is jet live at this hour

>>69135508
at 4pm?

>>69135585
I'm est

>>69135508
She's outside her usual time because her ISP told her to stream at off-peak hours

>>69135508
Because she had to do more nitpicky cleaning at her old place and is now mad about it and the slime ball real estate guy being creepy and watching her do it so she just wants to hang out

>>69135503
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

cowtits cooking for valentine's
https://www.twitch.tv/oyatsuchanvt

>>69135503
>>69137838
If you don't have anything saved, you can press win+shift+s to screenshot a region of the screen

>>69138222
i will behead you.

>>69138485
You should offer your neck to your aushi for promoting her so poorly

>>69135503
Fuck ISPs for putting australians through this

sorry i dont usually link i will include a picture next time so sorry to jets and /aus/ies

>>69120075
its due to copyright anon stop being schizo

goodnight

SHARK
https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame

https://www.twitch.tv/thinkerbella
tonk

Someone just bought Mako a PS5

>>69144937
notice they didn’t buy her any games for it

>>69092156
I enjoy this cat

ZOMBIE HOLLOW KNIGHT
https://www.twitch.tv/sinuuki

>>69117684
paging anon

https://www.twitch.tv/gomi_tan
trash girl

Fuwa’s subathon ended after 89 days

Mako on da vidya now

>>69150111
yes

She saved the city!

>>69092156
Eyy I like Amedoll
Shes chill

bump

bump

bump

Jets' internet didn't die (fully) her whole stream
things are lookin up

>>69155209
Jets bros are we back?

bump

>>69155244
depends on if she stream tomorrow, and if it goes well

>>69155209
>had just fallen asleep when she started
my watch streak.......

>>69157869
she turned watch streaks off because of that exact thing

I love my purple oshi

Mako has learned the PS5 has basically no games

>>69160659
Took her that long?

>>69161076
she doesn't pay attention to console stuff

>>69145466
Ah hell, I've been going to sleep at 10-11 because I have decided my mental illness for this year is /fit/maxxing.
This is what happens when you love yourself more than cute girls.

>>69152084
>>69153419
>>69154869
>>69157107
If you love someone, set them free.

Watching the vod, she really sucks at hollow knight

>>69162548
You have to be okay with aussie girls being bad at vidya, anon.

>>69160659
Wobbegang… should’ve bought her a switch…

Australia

BOARD FAST

https://www.twitch.tv/yokonie_
here's a cute esl playing hades

>>69161893
bump

>>69168750
thank you for your service, anon

interesting things going on in the australia tag

https://www.twitch.tv/theemmallama
begrudgingly, i'm posting an FFXIV stream

ew why do we have the scammer whore in the op

Clio was on Tenma's stream again

>>69173341

Anyone know where to meet a strategy gaming wife?

>>69174227
They are rare as unicorns. You will have an easier time grabbing a random woman off the street and grooming her to play strategy games.

australia

>>69175413
...is full of stinky women because they don't pay them enough to have air conditioning

twitch.tv/KitoneVT
cute boy singing hours

>>69173404
clio probably unironically looked like this at one point in her life

>>69175723
Been having a think
No matter if they stink
I want a life
With a racc wife

>>69177004
guys he's a good singer, I promise it's not gay if you listen to him

>>69177004
Is that his name because he's a ketolard?

i HATE australians

bump

does jets stream today...

https://www.twitch.tv/firozera
KULT OF THE KAIJU

>>69186701
creatura mode

jets news: stream today but not AC4

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
aby has completed her living dex and oh god is she gonna play VGC?

>>69190241
she is...

https://www.twitch.tv/jeanfaymas

https://www.twitch.tv/yozoraaoi
kiwi hag

>>69193212

>>69193526
i always forget how stacked her model is

jets is discussing wedding dresses she thinks look cool

when will i have a tomboy gf in an elegant dress who likes art and mechs or architecture ;_;

>>69194074
gonna have to go outside and find one
Jets just said she isn't gonna get married

>>69194074
reps

i like how fun jets is and how she bounces back so well at least for stream

Met a sweet dame and her name was Jean.

>Guys, Jets might quit vtubing after the watch along with autists
>It's so over

Damn, jets can sing.

>>69178515
And only at the cost of her voice and health in older age. Don't do steroids kids.

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why bothering with vtubing when they have centrelink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7-PsxboNwQ
shark on youtube streaming mobile suit baba

Some sunny daaaayy

>>69099644
Haha oh boy, I just ordered the Cynapse shirt like two weeks ago and am still waiting for them to send it...
I guess if it helped to support Jets at all it would be worth it though.

reps for jets

>>69172926
>Australian
>Never on during Australian hours

>>69200577
american timeslot is optimal, sorry bazza

Jets is sucha cutiepatootie

>>69201283
*cool and tough bro

jetpack are too good at making stuff I can't keep up

She's going to play Dark Souls 2...

>>69204443
i look forward to, like the clio streams, seeing her slowly lose hope in the game and realize everyone who pretends it's good is an omega level coper

>>69204443
tonight?

I love Jets so much :] :] :]

>>69204619
She's installed it right now

ehntsuuuu

Can I selfpost here when I go to stream or is it sheila’s only?

>>69205550
we literally have a dude in the op

>>69205613
True but I only see girls being talked about mostly. /wvt/ doesn’t say anything about guys not being welcome but posting one there only gets you death threats so just thought it prudent to check first

>>69205752
I will discuss you if you're gay. Like legit gay

>>69205752
The only male we hate isn't even a vtuber

>>69205975
>Bisexual
Damn
>>69206217
I see. I’ll try posting here next time I go live then

>>69206278
>Bisexual
Everyone's bi nowadays

>clio showing up in chat just to call the game bad

my time management is a disaster and my aushies don't help

>>69207854
>aushies
SLUT

cursed imagery

she's gonna be calling it "majulia" for the rest of the game isn't she

>>69209572
Yes

>>69210394
jetslexia…

Jets has only played Dark Souls 1 right?

Also has she said anything recently about when she's starting Stalker or Metro? I want to play them ahead of her but I'm running out of time.

>>69205550
Just don't be cringe. Selfposting is cringe but trying to pretend you're not selfposting is even more cringe.

>>69211327
Metro March

New Zealand mentioned

the swarming in early dark souls 2 is ridiculous. im praying for you jets!!

>>69214571
Well the problem is she's playing SotFS and not og DS2, and they fucked up the enemy locations in it

What's the most Jets anime of these I should watch tonight: Bubblegum Crisis, Cyber City Oedo 808, or Wicked City?

>>69216666
ok it's wicked city

>>69186884
I feel like this thing would stab me in my sleep

i heard shimadaposting was permitted here HER FUCKING PURPLE DRAGON WIFE IS LIVE IT'S VERY RARE SHE'S DOING KARAOKE
https://www.twitch.tv/komatsu

>>69214739
are you one of those fromsoft fags people get warned about?
when I look up the differences between ds2 and sotfs I see nothing but praise for the latter

>>69220804
nta but for all the good they brought, scholar added more enemies everywhere

>>69221547
ok, and? just kill them until they stop spawning?

>>69220804
Fromfags are the ones that jerk Scholar off

>>69214739
>>69221547
>>69220804
fromfags hate all versions of ds2

>>69220527
so is she qualified for /aus/?

i'm sleepy so i will do one big link dump

https://www.twitch.tv/bakamitaiau
baka probably playing P3R

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
demon sorceress

https://www.twitch.tv/asakat_
panda playing coral island

https://www.twitch.tv/goonyella
goony's on deep rock galactic

https://www.twitch.tv/rtanix
dragon art

Pursuer is giving the bingus a hard time

https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame
Shark almost gassed herself cleaning the bathroom

>>69225361
>new model sneekpeek
SEX

I remember ya'll talking about a guy who is trying to groom Jets. You guys said that he
>Streams what Jets likes
>Either send his viewers or his alts to mention him in Jets chat
>Then apologizes personally and offers a collab
Is that him?

>>69228296
That's the one

>>69228296
Jets is surprisingly gullible. Oh he is a fellow Aussie flesh tuber advertising himself for only a few weeks? Guess he is acceptable for a collab. Lord give Jets the wisdom to cut contact when the dude starts creeping or suggesting stuff. I can see a con a mile away. Hell, I have seen Vtubers get buttered up for a year or so, before the guy strikes.

>>69228296
Don't fall for it boss!

>>69228296
I think you're mixing up different people

With that guy jollywanker, what happens is that he watches Jets on stream, then after his stream, an account with no other chat history comes to her channel and says something like, "Hey, <x> watched you today, he's a big and famous australian youtuber who likes you."
This has been going on for almost a year all from the same account called "theoutlander523". I remember when she first played armored core the same account was doing it.

He came to her channel and apologized for it recently, and said it was his mod, but the guy is not even a mod in his channel. I think it's just his alt and this is his lazy way of grooming.

>>69228662
>it's the skibidi toilet guy
Oh no

>>69228875
That's just a joke, I think. Skibidi toilet is made by a russian neo nazi.

>>69228662
>>69228296
It's good if she takes some of his viewers though. She is way too afraid of people to get groomed so I wouldn't worry about it.

>>69229071
That's not how that works.

>>69229071
Another thing is that flesh tubers can have normal collab with Vtubers. It's just gonna be awkward and shitty, when some two bit groomer tries to shoot his shot with Jets, and just scares her off. Well, less male collabs is always better, but Jets will just suffer from it.

>>69229294
People overly infantilize Jets and don't give her enough credit for her social instincts. In fact, she is the person who initially was suspicious of that outlander account. I remember she said something like, "Bro, why do you keep bringing up that youtuber, is he your friend or something? Just curious."

In all likelihood, she knows the guy is into her, just wants some exposure from him, and will not talk to him about anything except stream / collabing.

>>69229452
Another example of this, her rigger Hamstercrumbs tried to go IRL with her when she went to Japan and "show her around Tokyo", and she politely shut him down. Vtubers are always deflecting people's passes, they're pretty good at it.

>>69229599
Unless they are like the slampigs from 3AM, who just don't give a single fuck who they meet.

>>69229452
And even if Jets is blindsighted by someone. Which is nearly impossible, as she does not seem to exhibit any illogical thinking when it comes to irl men. She has 3 hags around her, who can advise her. She platonically loves hamstercrumbs for all the work he has done, but I think shutting him down may have been like a Clio suggestion.

I'm going to groom jets and pick fleas off her and eat them like a monkey

>>69231835
I don't really want to groom Clio. I just want to yoink the beanie off of her head, and sniff it.

>>69229599
>Vtubers are always deflecting people's passes, they're pretty good at it.
Yeah, this is why I would never.

fox bloodborne
https://www.twitch.tv/thehapifox

zombie hollow knight
https://www.twitch.tv/sinuuki

australien quadrilateral cowboy
https://www.twitch.tv/miyagalactic

trash girl ultima 2
https://www.twitch.tv/gomi_tan

donut girl 2077
https://www.twitch.tv/mimyh

mako very sex
teach me about techs

>>69238356
>tune in to mako stream at the start
>look up
>its been 5 hours
How does she do it she just fucking rambled autistically where have I been the last quarter of a day

>>69238481
>How does she do it
She loves me and wants to talk to me

>>69238824
hey she wants to talk to me!

>>69240083
two things can be true

You guys aren't falling in love with your teachers right?

>>69242740
no...

>>69131220
Is she a lewd tuber?

>>69243990
In the previous stream she ranted for 5 hours about USB standards, nvidia's RTX 4090 power connectors catching on fire and what makes a good movie trailer
All to say yes I'm rock hard

>>69242740
n-no

>>69243898
>>69245852
Wobbegang…

a couple of the boys are on but they're either collabing or playing no-no games like genshin

sleepy hours...

australia

>>69251688

>>69251783
notice australia is purple here

>>69253290
The prophecy...

>>69248365
Way I see it, you should post someone if you like them. Doesn't matter if they're a gacha player or worse, a m*le, but you shouldn't shill people you don't care about.

thankfully my oshi isn't./here/ and doesn't know about this thread, so i can post here in peace

https://www.twitch.tv/vividlyvivi
radioactive hag is live

>>69249929
I love this purple thing...

devious

Married women are the best, aren't they?

>>69260558
Yes

>>69262835
I will adopt this lost cat.

Cute Sheepy plays cutest Sheepy game
https://youtu.be/Ati9TwE3BGQ

>>69262901
maybe we should add wool to the related threads...

two hours until general purpose aussie hours

>>69264823
What is a general purpose aussie?

>>69265670
fackin, gets it done mate

>>69266666

>>69268354
I WASTED MY NUMBERS ON THAT

mako outer wilds tonight

Waiting for the kaiju

>>69268208
Tomboy jumpscare.

https://www.twitch.tv/firozera
kaiju playing solo palworld (no collab i promise)

https://www.twitch.tv/abyzab
aby doing community day friday on SV

https://www.twitch.tv/louettetheclown_
clussy subathon continues, starting with lethal company

firo has a very soothing voice

jets news: she's having lunch with her mom

>>69275664
Jetsmum or sharkmum

>>69278801

>>69278895
Goddamn

>>69278920
the gigastacy mechmum vs the femcel jets

>>69278895
ORE WA SEEEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXXX

https://www.twitch.tv/yunakitsunebi
this fire fox is gonna be playing TOTK for the first time

https://www.twitch.tv/sonyafiore
there are so many red pandas in australia. this one's playing alan wake remastered.

>>69279056
Dang mechdad's one lucky bastard

>>69279834
>mechdad
anon...

>>69279834
Why do you think she likes older men anon...

>>69279917
I assumed she based her preferences off me specifically

i wonder if that selfposter will go through with it...

https://www.twitch.tv/ujiix
panda continuing RE2

did jets kill tree boss or pursuer?

Why is it that whiskey plapping mako live on stream doesn't make me upset but the simple idea of a male interacting with any vtuber makes me angry.

>>69283461
Jealousy, that its not you interacting with the vtuber as the male.
I assume your not a girl so its not like you can insert into FxF so there's nothing to be jealous of.

>>69282918
>did jets kill tree boss or pursuer?
She almost killed pursuer several times but stream was almost at 10hrs so she got tired, killed dragonrider and called it

>>69283461
because Mako is clearly never going to be an option for you, but you still let yourself believe with others

vod for mako x whiskey plapping?

>>69285889
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2062430856

i like mako's voice a lot
it's soft and warm

>>69287824
>duck noises intensifies

i want a tall dutch girl friend

>>69287824
imagine that being what your teacher sounds like

will the teacher be my friend?

>>69287824
Her voice is comforting and I don't get what the schizo says about it being awful

>>69287179
whiskey talking about cheese in student home on spaghetti this is fun

>>69193212
Yesterday someone said Yozo fucked a viewer. Is this a known rrat or did he just make it up on the spot? >>69207608

>>69288877
I'm not at all surprised some of her students have accidentally called her mom

wow

>>69290664
whiskey is 6'3 btw

>>69290664
>>69293392
Crush me Dutch Amazon woman.

mako news: outer wilds in four hours

it got better

>>69296586
>>69290664
https://www.twitch.tv/makofukasame/clip/ModernSmokyTapirHotPokket-68eJIwd34rO7Sgie?filter=clips&range=7d&sort=time

>>69296953

>>69299146
I didn't know Miya had a fat ass

anon better be baking if he's gonna bump limit us...

I SAID ANON BETTER BE BAKING IF HE'S GONNA BUMP LIMIT US

ANON!!!!!! THE BREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he's not baking is he...

AAAAAAAAA