/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

beaking news! niji sisters are still seething.

Yup nijiniggas are seething.

>>69098273
dont you use norm for your nijicope
i miss him

>>69098273
Is /vt/ even old enough to know who that is?

>>69098543
>>69098477
>>69098586

it's a joke dookie white knights jeeez, you're right there's absolutely nothing funny about dokibird trying to kill herself

>>69098697
reminds me of that tragedy

>>69098808
M A N O A L O E

>>69098697
white what? i am just pointing out that nijisisters, are in fact, seething.

>>69098273
Remember honey- it's down the road, not across.

>>69098273
This was pretty good lmfao

>>69098633
I don't

>>69098273
you're not funny

>>69099299
I disagree anon.

Vox said that the worst part was that he was recorded without his consent. I disagree, I think it was his rapes.

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>>69099426
>You guys know Hex Haywire is a homosexual pedophile right?

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>>69099299
Y'know, the worst part is the hypocrisy

>>69098697
Exactly. The last thing you should be doing is mocking someone who failed at something, that's just mean.

>>69099600
>homosexual
That's news to me. He stalks his underage female fans' twitter accounts for untagged selfies. I thought for sure he was straight.

>>69099897
Well you know third time's the charm right, I mean if I was going to kill myself I'd go balls to the wall the third time. Imagine showing up to the hospital a third time? At this point they're either gonna think you're the dumbest person alive or god straight up doesn't want you there.

>>69100280
why would they not want a paying customer to keep coming back
having the same people get sick over and over is literally their business model

>>69099600
Geez why did I read that in Norm's voice...

>>69098273
>And I ask him, I ask: "Do you own a doghouse?"
>"No" - says Vox Akuma

>>69100534
He used to say that about michael jackson all the time

>>69100790
kek

>>69098273
dont drag Norm into your shitty jokes

>>69100009
He is just deeply closeted
Went through all that charade

>"You know this Riku Tazumi guy? The more I learn about him, the more I don't care for him."
>"That guy was a real jerk!"

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>>69098697
I'm sorry to tell you that you're not funny

>>69098273
Malding and seething at gurrat.

>>69098697
> Ah yes, I was only pretending to be retarded

>Make a joke thread
>Retards take it seriously
holy shit i'm just like norm frfr

>>69098697
This is the problem with redditchan compared to OP who's more old school 4chan. They aren't willing to mock their own side because everything has to be a political team sport.
I'm totally supporting Doki and want Niji to burn, but don't think she's a sacred cow you can't ridicule.

>>69101650
>But this guy..there's a picture of him... Riku Tazumi..
>very compelling kind of a figure.. odd looking duck..
>there's something about his eyes..hypnotic.
>His eyes are almost entirely black.

>>69101990
>joke thread

well no, jokes are funny.

>>69102456
you're right, I don't I can top off "two failed attempts at killing yourself" that's a bit over my head honestly

>>69098273
Where's the joke, Buckley

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>>69103078
Not OP but I get why you don't find it funny
You need to watch Norm Rest his soul to get his type of humor

>>69098633
I'm not Anglosphere enough to know.

>>69103295
Norm was my oshi. But a cold line reading isn't really a Norm joke in and of itself, it's the reaction and his defense of it that makes it a good joke
The skit where he has celebs read the jokes about basketball owners being legal slave holders is funny because the people reading them are forced into uncomfortably trying to recover their dignity. If you just post a suicide joke on 4chan there's nothing really stand out about it at all

>>69103295
>Norm playing Bert Reynolds for Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL
>Norm had plans to get the actual Bert Reynolds to show up, punch him out, and take his place for the show..
>The real one would then proceed to be even more cocky and stupid.
>It only didn't happen because SNL fired Norm.

>>69098273
Fucking awful formatting. Norm's SNL jokes were always punchy. You know, like a punchline. "the third suicide attempt this summer so stay tuned folks" is comedy poison, you didn't need the second half of that at all and it guarantees the sentence ends on a meaningless statement instead of the fucking joke. "but however the talent also clarified the need of raising funds for her upcoming lawsuit with nijisanji" part is also unneeded, both just obscure the joke.
"She said wanted to move on with her life, and according to her manager we can expect the third suicide attempt this summer." There, that's the joke you were attempting to make. Actually watch Norm's delivery, on SNL at least he always ended on the joke and usually held on it regardless if the audience laughed or not. Your structure as is reminds me of how middle school girls talk, not Norm.

>>69103659
Also to follow up there's not even a punchline in the OP. There's just no joke there it's a greentext with a picture of Norm

sure the NDF is insufferable, but stalin was just as bad.

>>69103761
We were robbed
I have no idea who Bert Reynolds is

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>>69103892
well, 3rd suicide attempt is a punchline, but yeah, as other anon said, it could've been worded way better

>>69103856
Good post. That joke is funny. OP is a faggot.

>>69098273
don't quit your day job mate

>>69103950
Some say NDF gets paid 0 yen a day, others say 1000
I say somewhere in-between

"And who was the bully behind the whole incident? Weekend Update conducted its own investigation and the culprit was, you guessed it...

Frank Stallone."

>>69102324
The real problem is that OP was a giant essay when the norm news table is just a flurry of oneliners.

>>69099288
Look up Norm Macdonald. You'll never find a funnier stand up comic. Funnily enough his late night talk show appearances are better than his stand up since he just hijacks the show, fucks with the host, and does whatever he feels like.

>>69104123
>He doesn't know one of Norm's more famous skits
OUT

>>69105701
I am gonna go and educate myself
Haven't seen anything new from Norm for a while for some reason

>>69105913
Anon... he graduated... from life...

>>69105298
That's Weekend Update's whole thing, they still do it today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXVi7RJdbXM

>>69106024
I didn't even know he was sick..

>>69098273
>couldn't even be bothered to do a moth joke parity when it works way better
Faggots like OP deserve the rope

>>69098273
Nice try OP, but Norm would absolutely take a steaming dump on Kurosanji and you know it.

>>69106743
He died pretty young too, only 61. Cancer.

>>69107438
Are you saying he lost his battle with cancer?

>>69103761
Don Ohlmeyer was a fucking idiot and the world is better off without him. He was friends with OJ Simpson. Norm made some OJ jokes on SNL and Don flipped the fuck out. Wanted to fire the writer, Jim Downey. They told Norm he could stay if he wanted, but Downey was gone. Norm walked out in solidarity. https://youtu.be/HYerY8RhG3c

>>69098273
she would just make a joke about it again.

>>69098273
Why is this board filled with DramaBird drama?

>>69098273
>seething antis itt
based post

>>69109680
is that like faggot code for something retarded

>>69098273
Meh, this isn't really a Norm joke, especially in that era, it would have more like this

>In other news
>Japanese vtuber agency AnyColor Inc has been labelled by their fan base as a "black company" after firing one of their former livers while she was in the hospital from a suicide attempt
>If you recall last year, the company was in a similar situation for firing another liver after she read a superchat on stream that said "Zaion what if you called us 'OJ Simpson killed ex-wife'"
>*horrified white people laughter*
>...You know, instead of Zaionists *shuffles paper and smiles*

>>69109680
Please keep using that word. It makes it easy to spot you.
>>69110321
It's a discord raid from the doxsite sisters. They are the only people that actually believe a person who has continuously tried to move on without naming names is the one instigating drama. Chinks unironically lack the capacity for empathy. It's a cultural problem.

>>69110541
Okay that's actually a good one, anon

>>69105298
>giant essay
>4 sentences
Elementaryschoolchama...

Look, if you wanna be like Norm, you need to think like him

half the people who make parodies on this board dont realize what makes the joke funny in the first place.

>>69110541
Lol I can see that actually being a bit.

if Norm saw what his fans are like today, he'd die of cancer

>>69098273
NEGLIGIBLE: NEWEST RRAT

https://youtu.be/LYaJuyevUnU?si=gsWdCRZv8xq2kGH0
https://youtu.be/LYaJuyevUnU?si=gsWdCRZv8xq2kGH0
https://youtu.be/LYaJuyevUnU?si=gsWdCRZv8xq2kGH0

>>69112729
PERO YOU FAT FUCKING FUCK

>>69112729
Weekend updates by Pero? Sign me in

sweet

>>69098697
No fun allowed, /vt/ is very serious.

>>69100280

If she went to the hospital for a 2nd suicide attempt within a month, she's just straight up not getting out that fast, period. Doubly so if your father "literally broke down and cried" He's going to keep you there until you get the help you need.

>>69110541
Wow, someone in the thread actually knows his comedy. Props.

>>69120367
>its a good joke if i agree with it

>>69122642
Comedy is subjective after all

Wow. Nijicucks have no class.
In other words, a real jerk!

>>69122642
Not a matter of it being a good joke or not. If you are going to pretend someone is telling a joke, it needs to be written how they would say it. I'm sure you understand that different people have different writing styles and that that applies to jokes as well.

>>69110541
kek

>>69098697
Can she, like, stop attempting?

>>69098697
KEK

Pic related are my thoughts on this Dokibird drama

This Elira... This lady was a real jerk!

>>69105298
OP's text was three lines.

>>69098273
Or so the germans would have us believe

>>69098273
so much for trying to put it behind her

>>69101990
sex with Komi

>>69105060
I was going to make a Frank Stallone joke but I decided I better check the thread first just to make sure nobody else had. Thank you for being the only based person in the thread.