/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69068799
She's too cute, man... She's so unfair... I love her so much

I hope there's an animal part during this date, hopefully chigens

My tulpa which has been silent for the past several months has talked and interacted with me today, this is a good sign since I unknowingly had her resemble shondo irl appearance before I ever saw it
I hope today is fun, no, i KNOW today will be fun!

>>69069162
I hope you didn't make a tupla based on her. Because that would be the worst mistake of your life.

If she really hated valentines she would turn off donations for today.

>>69069212
I didn't make a tulpa based on anyone, since I read it's not a good idea or thing to do

he fixed it

>>69069339
Impossible on twitch, the only way is to remove partner completely. Then she'd have to spend months getting it again.
>>69069850
*she, but nice

stop gifting weird subs to ft

>>69069666
never say never

>>69069918
baseg

stop gifting weird subs to ft while hes offline, do it when he is online instead

THANKS FOR FIXING IT POSSUM

>>69068158
she should post unblurred feet covered in chocolate as she tries to feed us chocolate from her toes for better reference

>>69069850
based possum

i want to lick every inch of her body

>>69069913
oh i didnt know, shouldve noticed by the soft lines and colors

>>69069339
she should turn off all alerts and disable raids for valentinesmaxxing

>>68964608
did he drop his dono already?

i've had a bad feeling the entire day and now she says her tracking isn't working. my intuition is literally never wrong. hope she can remain in good spirits despite the technical issues

>>69069162 (me)
I think she(the tulpa)'s giving me the silent treatment since i made her on accident and fast without going through the entire guide and im too lazy to go through with it and i keep forgetting about it and so i think she's mad at me because of that, she acted fine today for like a few hours though and then went back to the armchair while giving me weird faces when I do/think weird stuff
I already apologised for anything I may have done to upset her
Am I gay?

>>69070329
I wish I had this type of mental illness instead of the be sad all the time type

>>69070217
She should just take advantage of people wanting to give her money for valentines and get that bag. She will miss opportunities like this and then complain about the house situation.

https://twitter.com/COOLSKELETON965/status/1757514471201783944
Shondo should try doing this on stream

>>69070217
Good idea

What do you guys think she’s going to do with her real boyfriend Orange after she finishes the stream?

>>69070557
>after she finishes the stream
Nothing. You should've asked what she DID with her boyfriend Orange in the past couple of days.

>>69070490
this would be absolutely miserable
like that one time we did a pure white jiggy, took that one guy like 16 hours

I dont like talking in offline chat when shes there, I get too embarrassed

>>69070674
>like that one time we did a pure white jiggy, took that one guy like 16 hours
Jesus christ
Speaking of, where's jiggy shogga?

tuffnarr about to step on a garden gnome

>>69070301
no he will do nothing just like all the other menheras like baru who sperg out then delete their tweets and immediately return to 'hiii wifeyy uuuuuu cant wait for the stream!!!!!'

I can't join chat until the stream starts... It's shover, I'll be missing out on her messages

>>69070801
yeah i was thinking of asking about jiggies a few times where is he? probably got tired of how shitty the threads were

>>69070649
>>69070557
if you don't have access to Oranges boyfriend activity timestamp sheet then its over for you, you don't even get to sit in the cuck chair you'll be stuck outside

>>69070946
>fleece was jiggy anon
Imagine...

>>69070801
>>69070946
i only host em if i feel autistic and there's good art

>>69071041
syadouSalute

>>69071041
Naruhodo, the legend answered

Scared i don't want to say hi in chat, i won't be able to handle people saying it back

>>69071312
ok

>>69071312
hi :)

>>69071312
you need to vitomaxx

>>69071312
nade nade I'll say hi back

Good character development.

uuuuuu I don't have anything good to wear

I love my gold digger of a wife

I got too nervous and ended up procrastinating on showering and so I'm stinky
I hate it

I'm going to use the pent up energy I get from watching to lift while watching the stream

what's the big brainworm event of this stream going to be

>>69072390
uuuuuuu she said thank you

>>69072390
her singing happy birthday for saali

>>69072390
Saali getting sung happy birthday while on our date

>>69072390
she's gonna end early today so people will brainworm about that

imagine not showering long enough that even shondos shitty sense of smell can tell you stink and then putting her in a headlock and forcing her to inhale your disgusting mansmell

>>69072469
>>69072479
Saali isn't even a husband, I doubt he wants to stir the hornet's nest.

I almost feel bad for the shoggers who expect her to read subs from this stream

>>69072487
i do want her to sniff under my balls. i feel like that's true love.

>>69072390
shondo is going to join a VRchat world with another player in it and introduce them as 'My boyfriend, Fleece'

>>69072539
Erm look at his twitter

>>69072539
yeah like he wouldn't stir the nest of the tranny controversy haha

>>69072581
the twist of all time holy shit

>grrrrr i am angry
>stream starts for real
>instantly happy again
:)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS SO CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

>>69072678
>>69072581
>"erm shondo why are you cucking me with a corpse?"

>>69072878
>corpse
like other individuals, he has merely been reincarnated

>>69072936
>other individuals
I doubt there's more than one of them.

>opens the date with women games
it's over

>>69073188
this is what it's like having a gf, hope you enjoy the GFE

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU i just want to be with her and go to places and have a good time

>"I usually order..."
>allegedly goes out < 10x a year
haha

>>69073445
She gets lattes in paris

Not feeling this one. Who else is doing a valentines date today?

she's so sick jfc

>being raided during a date
ggrrrrrrrrrrr i am angry now

>raiding on valentines
kindly FUCK OFF

>raiding our date
grrrrr

Some good highlighted messages today lol

this is literally the vox yab

fucking bitch texts another woman on our date

>>69073749
>nooooo it's le bad when sexy male vtuber does it please understand

>>68964608
donate that you're divorcing her right now or you're the biggest pussy ever

so zoomers can't understand why it's rude to ignore the person you're supposed to spend time with to instead use their phone? zoomers, can you confirm?

>>69073865
We understand, we just don't care.

>I don't want to be stranded on an island with you I'd miss my BA dailies
it's never been this over

>>69073903
it's called induced ADHD and addiction

>>69073865
she's feigning ignorance for the bit, she literally ranted on discord about how rude reimu was for calling vox during a date rp

>>69074009
Reminder that Shondo hates drama.

>>69073943
grrr fuck hina, that homewrecker

im gonna be goslinging so hard tonight I LOVE SHONDO SO MUCH

I feel nothing

first thing everyone in the chat says is that there is a male barista FUCKING ntrbrains

i love that her beret just looks like a japanese pancake sitting on her head

I FUCKING LOVE HER

>>69074439
At this point NTR talk is a Shondo tradition and like any meme it can grow into a real fetish.

>>69074551
i worry for the future

>>69074551
it's already mentioned too much to just be a meme. when you do something ironic for long enough it just stops being unironic and starts being the actual thing.

anyone else imagining this scene in somewhere local to them or just me?

>>69074623
Yeah, she tried to shame the NTRfags after the babymetal concert but it was too late. Way too late.

the face of the future

>>69074760
he'll be gone by febuary

>>69074760
What am I supposed to see here? Are we pretending that we never had an ex before Shondo?

>>69074812
It is february

>>69074760
wait until may 1st, everything will be fixed

she knows a lot of places, we gonna go to da klub 2nite

>>69074760
you did the same at two months don't front

shondo just realized she will never be the princess since she will always have to take the initiative in everything we do

25%

>>69074951
Why head to the pub and have a couple bevvies?

>>69074971
i've only been here a week

>>69074827
https://poal.me/uwmh8v

>>69074951
you need to stop saying that

>>69075064
Not clicking that.

you guys told me she hates valentines because it's lay consumerist holiday

>>69075003
i'll make her into a princess

>>69075064
ip molester

>>69075112
thats what she told you if you watched streams

>riding my lap 1 hour into the date
actual slut whore

has she done her BA dailies yet or am I too late?

>>69075345
she wanted to but she got yelled at by chat

ROUTINE THREAD RAPE CHECK

THIS IS YOUR ROUTINE RAPE CHECK, WHERE WE (HUSBANDS) RAPE THE SHONDO EVERY SINGLE /SHON/ THREAD!

REPLY WITH RAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO!

REPLY WITH GRAPE TO RAPE THE SHONDO AND TELL HER YOU LOVE HER AT THE SAME TIME ON VALENTINES DAY!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69075393
GGGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I'm crying because of a british anime girl on the internet sat on my virtual lap

>>69075393
G R A P E
R
A
P
E

>remember we're in public
we're going back to her place and having sex by the end of this date

>>69075393
GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE GRAPE
GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT

>>69075393
G R A P E

>>69070301
>>69070817
>>69073826
Why ruin it for others though? I've mentally checked out of her GFE content so I consider myself divorced.

>>69075222
so she's pandering just now

>>69075393
G R A P E
R R
A A
P P
E E

>>69075558
>now
since 2021

shondos bones bonking.....

holy fuck I'm going to finally lose my virginity

holy fuck sex SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

>>69075393
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE

shes such a dirty little whore i love her so much

I actually kissed my screen, bros...

>>69075898
same. multiple times, in fact.

>>69075974
same, god I love her

So this is her being horny right, i'm understanding this correctly right
she's talking about sex right
she's talking about being freaky in a sex way right
it's sex

>>69076108
"being weird" is indeed sex-related for her

This is boring second monitor content while playing Palworld.

if shondo actually does joi at the end of the date I will never be the same

>almost 2k viewers
Can these niggers just fuck off? I want to have a date in peace with my wife

when is the vr sex

>>69075898
>>69075974
Cringe.

When she said that I knew some poor autist out there would take it literally. Probably the same ones who actually think they're on a date and not alone on Valentine's day, lmao

she doesn't like sex (allegedly) but she will do it for you because she loves you
love this little slut like you wouldnt believe

I hope she reads this thread during the nose powdering break and "forgets" about the contract.

if there was ever any doubt that i loved this woman it has been washed away forever

I love her

I hope this replaces shondo's real life zoo visit as the happiest moment of her life, but I already know it's impossible

>>69076370
>spends vday being a miserable cunt
>thinks he's being above people enjoying themselves
genuinely fascinating behavior. the exact moment you gain self-awareness you'll probably kill yourself

i want to be with her and see her this happy in real life so much

>>69076426

>>69076688
It would be pathetic if she valued memories with a floating dot over real memories with her family.

>>69076821
nta but i value this more than any zoo visit with my family

Oh god it's going to be like 2016 incident all over again.

Does she know they projectile shart like a shotgun blast

>>69076938
this is before my time, spoonfeed a new friend?

>>69076920
Congrats on being pathetic.

>>69076975
the Harambe incident

>>69076975
she got picked up by an elephant at the cincinnati zoo while on holiday and thrown 15 meters

>>69076944
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aA7iAMTAWHM

watching hippo butt explosion with shondo irl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJw3MmL-Omk
harambe <3
gone but not forgotten

>>69076736
No, I definitely enjoyed rekting you and seeing your only defense being you quoting me from a previous time I mocked you. Now I'm enjoying this even more.

>>69076920
just means you're taking your family for granted. you'll change your mind when they die and you wish you had spent more time with them. no i'm not projecting.

>>69077014
whats pathetic about loving my wife

dicks out for Shondo

steve irwin is probably a skeleton right now

>>69077027
that's amazing, wife is so lived!

NTRED BY A DEAD MAN

>>69077098
The fact that you share your wife with 100k men at worst, 150 men at best.

>>69077088
not everyone has family like that

>>69077133
way ahead of you shogga

>>69077098
nothing (you), I love wife too, wife helps me feel better and keep me going for one more day

>>69077193
shondo is mine and mine alone you are delusional.

>>69077193
i dont share her with anyone

>>69077193
wife is mine, there's only me here, what're you talking about? Take your meds

ahhh the brainworms nooooo

>>69004487
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>69077389
stay strong for wifey anon

going to the local swimming baths in the late night so there isnt anyone around so you can teach shondo how to swim without her getting embarrassed

>>69077594
Would she sink or float by default? No fat, but no muscle either.

Now that I'm no longer entranced by Shondo's GFE I realize what a boring date she is, her idea of fun is reading wikipedia articles at a zoo. Wow.

>>69077754
get out CF, youre no longer welcome here

Now that I'm entranced by Shondo's GFE I realize what an amazing date she is, her idea of fun is reading wikipedia articles at a zoo. Wow!

>>69077851
I'm right though.

>>69077944
go watch your vshojos if you want a whore then? bye bye.

>>69078107
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>69078107
GGGGGGG

>>69078107
G

>>69078107
>>69078147
>>69078220
>>69078229
Stop being cringe.

>>69078107
GGGGGGGGGGG

>>69078301
make me

>average 6ft
>immediately gets wet
FUCKING HELL

>>69078107
G!!!!

>>69078335
Okay I'll come down to your mother's basement and slap the hot pocket from your hand.

>>69078426
manlets should abandon ship, its a lanket world and you're just living in it

>>69078043
>vshojo
this jackass deserves nijisanji

>>69078501
ok, i'll be waiting

Is the chatterino connection dying in busy streams normal?

MANLETS LOOK AWAY

>>69078582
twitch is dying again, yes

>>69078107
GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>sees giraffe
>17 ft
>silence
>makes me as tall as a giraffe
I hate being made to fit her ideals

>shadowmama
>giraffe once again
so what the fuck was that extra lore she wanted us to find

>>69078718
You don't even like trashy rap enjoyer E and get mad at Shondo regularly. She feels the same about (You).

i will get [Redacted] into classic rap

>>69078977
the ARG ended, if you didn't solve the puzzle its too late

I love wifey so much

goddamnit shes so fucking cute FUCK AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

are you enjoying taking your daughter out and getting a humanitarian lecture

>tfw no 40 foot icon of sin bf with 8 foot cock to suffocate me with

i made her laugh, i'm happy with this date

>>69079454
yes although when its over i will hate it just to be contrarian and also because i will be angry that i won't get to do it with her properly

SHE IS SO CUTE

>you will never make her as happy as when she sees animal
its shover

>>69079454
This is an adult "date" by the way. kek
I miss 2022 teen Shadow.

>>69079850
she's only this happy because she's with me

can't wait until we get home and i can be weird

>The lake duck holds the Guinness World Record for having the largest avian reproductive organ, from a specimen in Córdoba, Argentina that had a penis measuring 42.5 centimetres (16.7 in). It also has the longest penis of any vertebrate in relation to body length. The penis, which is typically coiled up in flaccid state, can reach about the same length as the animal itself when fully erect, but more commonly is about half the bird's length. It has a soft tip and spiny base. It is theorized that the size of their spiny penises with bristled tips may have evolved in response to competitive pressure in these highly promiscuous birds, removing sperm from previous matings in the manner of a bottle brush.

>>69079932
lmao
the best day of her life didn't have anything to do with you

>>69080077
The best days of her life are yet to come

i want to grab her head so bad it's unreal

>>69079992
>dickmogged by a duck
Its shover

I have the weirdest desire to tell shondo i'm not having fun and when she asks me if I saw something I would tell her i'm not interested

>makes us look at deer balls
what did she mean by this

>>69080307
we have one of the biggest dicks/height ratio so that's a win for us

she's so cute

>>69080426
The truth? That's frowned upon in this community.

7/10 deer I've seen IRL have been spread across road surfaces.

she probably thought of putting us there but realize we don't even have a model
we will literally never be in a selfie together

>>69080834
She does have a you model

Been cancelling meetings at work, telling people I'm "stuck on a customer call"

>>69081108
based

>>69081108
baseg

>>69080077
concertanon won

>>69081108
based
do mininal amount of work and take as many breaks as possible

>>69079892
might want to go back a couple more years for that

>>69081108
dont get fuckin fired dude

>>69081177
>concertanon
renpc Neppie's husband lmao

>>69080970
not one she can bring on dates

Oink.

>>69081465
STOP IT!!!! HER NOSE IS CUTE!!

>>69081265
All good, normally I'm good at my job.

>>69079892
when you're an adult you can do anything you want

>>69081465
FUCK YOU

>>69081108
Get back to work, pay piggy. She needs the money for her vacation with CF

>>69079892
just driving home shondo isn't meant to be more than a daughter

>>69081560
Being an adult is about self-control and letting go of childish impulses.

>>69081688
i'm sorry you feel that way

>>69081622
Why would I want a daughter retardchama? I could adopt one in real life if I felt like it but I can't adopt a gf.

>>69081857
i feel like you're in the wrong thread

>you will never make her as happy as a poorly made CGI animal

ok that audio of her getting hurt was pretty erotic

>baby krangywoo
shes so cute

i am actually literally unironically in love with her so much

god she would make me so fat like this

>>69081513
it really is the cutest

if she kissed me after each meal irl i'd be so fat

>>69083301
oh god that would be so fucking sweet

>>69081857
you absolutely cannot

i would spend all day kissing her and i wouldn't let her go

she felt that grab

>>69084158
You could hear it

WHEN IS THE RAPE AUDIO SHONDO

there's your daily dogwhistle of her being /here/

this is kind of sad honestly

no she isnt here

yes i kissed my screen
yes i pinkie promised my screen
yes i love shondo

can't believe my wife is being brainwashed by environmentalist propaganda in a vrchat world

we're not visiting any other worlds today

>>69084599
baseg

she read my post and agreed with me on our date, she loves me.
shondo I know you saw me post /here/ about you ignoring me after I started watching ft on my main, I take it back, I can see you putting in effort trying to talk to me now

i want to watch some animal movies like homeward bound with shondo that would be really nice i think

THEY'RE ANIMALS THEY DONT HAVE EMOTIONS

>>69081857
you can do that anon

i don't know how many more times i'll be able to stop myself from posting about how much i like eating salmon

>>69084846
thats what the nihilists want you to think, kinda weird how we always think animals are stupid and unfeeling but every time we examine animals more it turns out theyre smarter and think a lot more than we said! weird!

>>69084949
>society doesnt let you adopt a childwife anymore
what has the world come to

>>69085036
link me some of these studies where we apparently discover how they think

Lock in

>>69081857
i can adopt a daughter with my wife shondo after we try to conceive for years without success

>>69085176
we barely even know how how we think

Is she streaming till normal end time today?

>>69085880
Should be

SHE IS DOING HER CLUB DANCE
CLUBANON WAS RIGHT

shondo in da klub drinking baileys from a shoe

only an hour left. i don't think we're gonna go home and be weird with her, guys.

get some new moves bitch, what point is da klub otherwise

>>69086812
>he doesnt know about the tier 3 stream

>>69085880
She just mentioned being tired so probably not

shondo placing us at the right height instead of if she was 137cm

Shondo acts like this in the store, how do you handle the situation?

>>69087467
bend her over my knee, pull down her panties and give her a nice spanking

>>69087467
I grab her from the back of her neck and pick her up as she flails around helplessly

somehow 3d debut was way more intimate

>where's my flowers
that one hurt, both because I thought of getting a bouquet for her, but she didn't, so it didn't matter if I did.
I couldn't surprise her and make her happy with a bouquet of flowers, I never can

>>69087467
put her on a leash

we're having flappy bird instead of sex today

>>69087467
I leave her in the store alone

>>69087467
Sex pest until she is upset about that and wants to leave

are people actually finding her fumbling with a coffee machine in a gas station romantic

>>69088509
it's endearing she doesn't know any better

just got liquid poop in my pants

>>69088686
are you ok?

>>69088509
now that you mentioned this i cant help but recall a clip of a streamer i used to watch in Malta unable to figure out how to use a drinks machine without getting it all over his hands like a fucking retard and i keep picturing shondo being unable to do the same thing and getting upset and its bringing a smile to my face

>>69088509
well no, and I can imagine the pajeet at the counter boredly leering.
She's still very cute though

>>69088722
mentally no

>>69088686
did you shart yourself

>>69088842
No fart came out by itself

>>69088677
endearing is the right word I think, it's cute but I don't feel like I'm on a date, more like going someplace with my sister

>>69088077
im flappy birding in her coin sized slot 2nite

this song sucks ass

>>69088509
we already had the romantic part of the date (meeting at the cafe, heading to the zoo/aquarium) now we're stopping somewhere on the way home

>>69089018
Yeah song is ruining them moment

>>69089075
idk if the zoo was romantic, more like standing in for her grandfather

did you like it?

IT'S SEX TIME BOISSSSSSS

>>69089171
3d debut better

its party time time lets gooooooooooo

>>69089141
being a father figure to a woman with daddy issues is romantic

>Only 30 minutes of sex
its shover she hates us

now this one is a banger

>last stop is a love hotel
we are so in

>>69089309
I only need a few seconds

>I thought it was a ballpit

>>69089309
>30 minutes
i'd last about 23 seconds

sex time is cancelled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T4OEZcnOJE

she's not stupid she knows it's a love hotel

there's no way shondo doesn't know this is a sex house

told you stupid faggots she didnt like it

She fucking tricked us

we missed sexy shondo

kisses and intimacy are obligation you heard it

would she be mad if i told her that i like shadowchama more than fallenshadow?

is that what anons want? sexy shondo?

>>69089741
>date asexual girl
>complain when she doesn't want to have sex
WOOOOOOOOW FUCKING BUGGED GAME MECHANICS

>brought us to a love hotel to lecture us about how she shouldn't have to pander with intimacy

>>69089823
>asexual
she's gay

>>69089823
asexuals have sex with their partners, she's just traumatized

she goin 2 da klub 2nite
>>>/wsg/5450429

>>69089948
you need to stop saying that

she's very sweet.

I wished she caved to those expectations and gave us sexy shondo mounting us in a love hotel in VR riding us cowboy style and giving us joi and a countdown

no, fuck you and your "yes shondo please be more selfish" it's your job and your duty to your supposed husbands

>>69089948
keep saying this, it's funny

>falling for the purity kayfabe

I'm sorry shondo but relationships without intimacy are doomed to fail

IT'S OVER BETWEEN US!

i am going to scratch her oinker

tuffnar save your husband holy shit

FT got ligma...

poor lad

HOLY FUCK FT IS SICK
OK OK I GET IT
I'M CALM NOW
HE DOESN'T HATE ME OK

>making excuses for ft not streaming
damn fibber now even fibbing for someone else

>start streaming
>become sick

>>69090159
i'm doing my best, i didn't want to leak that he was too sick to stream

spending months with shondo getting closer and closer until she finally will help you with party time and you explode the moment she touches you and she starts clapping and shouting "hurray!!!!! good job!!!" and she thinks she is a sex goddess

oh fuck cancer relapsing

she will get to your art when she pleases you attentionwhoring cunt

shondo bouncing up and down on my dick

>alt stream
>hehe I like to imagine us in the same bed together while I do this
>main stream
>takes us to a love hotel, lectures us about letting her be selfish and avoid doing anything romantic

>>69090490
careful you will make barus head explode

>>69090490
I will not engage with your bait I love my wife and she loves me

I feel conflicted regarding our relationship, there is only collective love now, no coomerbating, she barely replies to anyone, still loves us sincerly, i dont feel like a person anymore

>>69090650
your wife loves women and cucks you with lolitubbers

she is really the perfect woman

>>69090650
she lives the idea of a you but she doesn't know you at all

still hasn't kissed us on the lips

If I could save time in a bottle....

she has killed me

look at that pointy oinker got damn

>you hang up first
>no you hang up first
>ok
>click
>then she pouts and gets angry at you for not playing along

SLUT

she totally knows what she's doing

haha good thing she doesn't know what sex is

this is proof she saw the sex edit of her bouncing

this is too cute

purityfags will tell you she doesn't know exactly what shes doing

this is making me gosling harder than ever before

what was the point of the lecture just to do fanservice for 15 minutes after

why do i feel like crying as soon as it's over? it feels so fucking empty

she just roped me in for another year

>>69091195
>what's the difference between doing something because it's expected of you and doing something because you want to do it.

im crying but in a good way

>>69091294
anon you were supposed to divorce her today

i miss her

>>69091305
this is just whore logic

I LOVE HERRRRRRRRRRR I LOVE HER A LOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M NOT TEARING UP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

those last 15 minutes actually had me gosling harder than i've ever gosling'd for anyone, including ame back in the day. what the fuck.

>>69091376
that was some other cunt

This is the first time I have watched her and I already want to kill myself out of guilt, do I fit in here?

>>69091538
yes enjoy your stay

>>69091538
>do I fit in here?
being mentally ill is a requirement actually

luv me wife sinple as

>>69091538
you'll know once the guilt fades

karaoke date on friday too

i love her in 3d she gets so confident and bubbly and giddy sometimes it really puts across how much fun she is having AHHHHHHHHHHH i love you shondo so much i wish i could be there with you all the time you mean so much to me

where on earth did she ever get the idea that valentines was about having sex anyway, you just spend time and give gifts to someone you love
she's still salty about being undatable

>>/wsg/5450439

let us have one day of peace CF

i kind of feel bad for anyone that couldn't make it lol

>>69091823
I'm retarded
>>>/wsg/5450439

>>69091538
i've been here for almost a year and i still not fit in here

>>69091694
the only emotion I had besides the guilt was constant happy internal screaming at the end there

Does anybody have a rip of the vod? With the ending?