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Dragon Mama Edition

Last thread: >>68978766
TEMPUS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ksvy41xvgrjjytwgd9
ARMIS Schedule: https://teamup.com/ks1k7o5vnjzjivuueo

TEMPUS
>Regis Altare
https://www.youtube.com/@regisaltare
https://twitter.com/regisaltare
>Axel Syrios
https://www.youtube.com/@axelsyrios
https://twitter.com/axelsyrios
>Gavis Bettel
https://www.youtube.com/@GavisBettel
https://twitter.com/gavisbettel
>Machina X Flayon
https://www.youtube.com/@MachinaXFlayon
https://twitter.com/machinaxflayon
>Banzoin Hakka
https://www.youtube.com/@BanzoinHakka
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka
>Josuiji Shinri
https://www.youtube.com/@JosuijiShinri
https://twitter.com/josuijishinri
>Magni Dezmond [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@magnidezmond
https://twitter.com/magnidezmond
>Noir Vesper [Alumn]
https://www.youtube.com/@noirvesper
https://twitter.com/noirvesper_en

ARMIS
>Jurard T Rexford
https://www.youtube.com/@JurardTRexford
https://twitter.com/jurardtrexford
>Goldbullet
https://www.youtube.com/@Goldbulletch
https://twitter.com/goldbullet_en
>Octavio
https://www.youtube.com/@Octavio_en
https://twitter.com/octavio_holo
>Crimzon Ruze
https://www.youtube.com/@CrimzonRuze
https://twitter.com/crimzonruze

>OP Template
https://pastebin.com/R9NN7aSX
>Songs Playlist
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLQyVu-ND5eM-yoipLtzk1AXP98bjuQ5AS
>Magmaboard
https://magma.com/d/FiusHoJc7Z

>> No.69015309
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>>69015265
/ΜΑΝS/ Commandments.
>1. Why not merge with /stars/?
Thou shall not override the discussion of thy neighbor.
>2. Do you guys want collabs with Hololive?
It is not of our concern.
>3. Do you guys want collabs with Nijisanji?
It is not of our concern.
>4. Did you guys see the boys numbers?
It is not of our concern.
>5. Did you see what /catalogue/ is saying?
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>6. The baiters are insulting your bros!
Thou shalt not waste time on their foul words.
>7. Hey guess what I heard from Hololive/Nijisanji!
Thine words do not belong in this temple.
>8. You guys should split the thr-
Thou shalt not.

Therefore I declare this thread, sanctified.

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>>69015265
>TEMPUS VN OUT ON STEAM NOW
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2687600/Doppelgnger/

>TEMPUS VN OUT NOW
https://ccmc-corp.itch.io/doppelganger

>TEMPUS/ARMIS Starting VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/all?q=%22Group_%E3%83%9B%E3%83%AD%E3%82%B9%E3%82%BF%E3%83%BC%E3%82%BAEnglish%22

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Halloween 2023 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_halloween2023

>ALTARE OMOCAT x Hololive Meet MERCH
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-holomeet

>Hololive Meet x TAIPEI Online Shop MERCH
https://www.hololivemeetxtaipei.com/products

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Christmas 2023
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_christmas2023

>HAKKA GhostxGhost APPAREL COLLAB (SOLD OUT, CAN JOIN A WAITLIST FOR RERUNS/LEFTOVERS)
https://ghostxghost.com/collections/hololive-production

>FLAYON Machiroon Appreciation Day/2nd Outfit MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/machinaxflayon_machiroonappreciationday2024

>REGIS ALTARE Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/regisaltare_bd2024

>JURARD T REXFORD Birthday Celebration 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/jurardtrexford_bd2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 MERCH
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_valentine2024

>HOLOSTARS English -TEMPUS- Valentine's Day 2024 VOICE PACKS
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holostarsen_tempus_valentinevoice2024?variant=44491260428508

>NEW COVERS/ORIGINALS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKUh1Jh4Oho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCsWze8Ytd4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0scGN5P3cFk

>> No.69015643
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>>69015309
amen

>> No.69015644

>>69015265
nice
>>69015309
amen

>> No.69015803

we love gavis bettel

>> No.69015969

>>69015803
gavel bangis

>> No.69016037

>>69015643
he sure is yawning a lot

>> No.69016313
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>>69015309
Amen

>> No.69016781
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https://twitter.com/xiayou1104/status/1757625382042575131

>> No.69017098

>>69016781
why is axel the sluttiest

>> No.69017361

>>69016313
the pic made me think: Did Axel or altare commented on today been Vesper's birthday?

>> No.69017373

>>69016781
>Hakka is taller than Flayon
Stop making him taller and then shorter! think of his poor legs!

>> No.69017379

>>69015803
Gavis Bettel ruined my life

>> No.69017380
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https://twitter.com/riz_tempura/status/1757568240757146079

>> No.69017564

we really despise regis altare

>> No.69017606

>>69017361
yeah Altare did https://twitter.com/kismetnightgale/status/1757456116252897320

>> No.69017667

>>69017379
Skill issue

>> No.69017832

...what is Flayon doing

>> No.69017906
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Hey, have you assholes lied to me all along? Flayon is being fun.

>> No.69018082

>>69017906
That's how he gets you, do not be deceived

>> No.69018132

>>69015265
When is Shinri getting his new outfit

>> No.69018228

>>69017906
For me Flayon is often at his best in a collab with 1 or 2 other people but 2 is where the hard limit tends to be

>> No.69018261

>>69018132
after March 6th if he has one

>> No.69018274
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LEADER LOVE~

>> No.69018282

>>69017832
testing out the auto-captioning thingy but he's somehow entertained by it

>> No.69019103

Flay just keeps chatting and chilling...he loves us....

>> No.69019175

>>69019103
I wouldn't call this chatting

>> No.69019201
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https://twitter.com/kimidilois/status/1757634954580856864
b-baka...

>> No.69019732

>>69017380
R

>> No.69019868
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Wonder if Hakka will ever get one of these

>> No.69020109

>>69019175
I mean. Sure hes devolved into trying to make a Speech to text program spell out Pokemon and Holo members but its fucking hilarious

>> No.69020169
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>>69019868
I would pay retarded shipping fees for a Tengu Tenga...

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>>69020109
I see the roons are easily amused. Have fun, lil dudes

>> No.69020775

>>69016781
Hakka is so tall kek

>> No.69020986

>>69020348
Dont bully....sometimes silly pointless times with Vtubers are the best times...

>> No.69021041

TempRIZZ Waiting RIZZoom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4UzsFK1wpA

>> No.69021128

>>69019868
think axel needs one more

>> No.69021326

>Okay...I need to go now
>ZACH BELL

>> No.69021728
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Machina redirected, so you will watch Peo and you will like it

>> No.69021923

>>69021728
Who and how does he know her?

>> No.69022039

>>69021923
Dude watches a lot more vtubers than he lets on, just doesn't talk about it.

>> No.69022300
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>>69021041
>10 PM
The schedule said 8 though. I thought I was going to be able to watch it...

>> No.69022341

>>69021728
I subscribed to her because of him

>> No.69022383

>>69022039
Does Flayon ever redirect to male chuubas other than stars?

>> No.69022466

>>69022383
He used to redirect to Kyo a while back

>> No.69022499
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UOOOH https://twitter.com/screetuber/status/1757642755822493925/

>> No.69022513
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>>69021923
he's redirected a few times months ago, as far as I understand he knows quite a bit about the indie scene, so far him and Ollie are the only ones from the company that've previously redirected to Peo, which seems to have helped out
>>69022341
nice

>> No.69022677

>>69022300
He said on today's stream that he was a jobber once again and put his usual streaming time instead of the actual stream time, but he would accept his much needed correction by all 4 members of Armis live on stream.

>> No.69022733

Hakka is still being ostracized from tempus...

>> No.69022826
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>>69017606
Altnowa

>> No.69022829

ogey

>> No.69022917
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>>69022733
traitor

>> No.69022985
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>>69022733
>>69022917
No...
https://twitter.com/banzoinhakka/status/1757649829440770085

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>>69020169

>> No.69023012

>>69022383
Yeah, he redirected to some guy on twitch last time
>>69022039
I mean, he seems to pretty much know everyone in Holo JP. He def is a massive vtuber fan yeah

>> No.69023185

>>69022826
The greatest love story of /mans/

>> No.69023263

>>69021728
>Rather redirect to Peo than Mori's save the cats streams
Based cat hater.

>> No.69023446

>>69022917
>>69022985
Do you think altare makes him sleep outside

>> No.69023517
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>>69022917
>>69022985
No quarter will be given to the traitor Hakka!
By order of the Regis Altare, Leader of the Adventurers guild Tempus and a member of Holostars EN.

>> No.69023548

>>69023263
arent the dogs gonna be on thst stream at some point? Hes not THAT dumb.....

>> No.69023551

>>69023446
He sleeps in the hollow tree...

>> No.69023697

>>69023012
didn't someone snoop the account he uses to supa the boys and found out he supa'd a lot to that oni girl in holo a lot lol?

>> No.69024101

I'll never win against Fuma for the #1 koipanion
https://twitter.com/yatogamifuma/status/1757648904676393174?t=YaFS_BkSjjbuMPShgV3Srw&s=19https://twitter.com/yatogamifuma/status/1757648904676393174

>> No.69024186

>>69024101
Wtf did I even do??
https://twitter.com/yatogamifuma/status/1757648904676393174

>> No.69024672

deadhours: I just saw my old classmate from elementary she was a tomboy and now she has massive tits, I will now shoot my shot /mans/

>> No.69024898

>>69024672
It's like in one of my Japanese animes!

>> No.69025016

>>69024672
You'd better report back

>> No.69025818

>>69024672
Good luck Nowa, ask her if she played BG3

>> No.69026124
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>>69024672
GET IN THERE

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>> No.69027162

>>69023548
I am just joking, i dont think Mori ever interacted with Flay IIRC

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>>69024672
Remember to report back anon and also no hand holding before married.

>> No.69027584
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girls? I want to see MEN

>> No.69027687

>>69024672
Use Axel strats my nigga

>> No.69027810

>>69027687
How many girlfriends does Axel have?

>> No.69027954
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>just did my taxes and owe $650+
how do I convince an oil baroness to buy one of my kidneys so I can still afford all that merch that's out right now

>> No.69028868

I took too much cough syrup again

I hope Hakka gets to go to a soapland next time he visits Japan. Though I don't think there's any soaplands with buff guys though.

I also hope he still enjoys hanging out with his bro and his mama regardless of being like woah cities and that kinda shit. Da family connection is nice.

If Charlie Sheen is somehow still alive, I hope he reopens his cameo page. It'd be a funni little present I think.

>> No.69029118

>>69027954
join holostars

>> No.69029181

Octavio should cover a Yousei Teikoku song.

>> No.69029222

>>69028868
aren't most soaplands, and prostitution places in japan extremely xenophobic? and even if they weren't would they touch a beaner? I remember him talking about being harassed by drunk guys but Shien backed him up

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>>69028868
>If Charlie Sheen is somehow still alive, I hope he reopens his cameo page. It'd be a funni little present I think.
It'd be fucked up. But a funny kind of fucked up that Hakka would get a kick out of. Probably kek

>> No.69029681

>>69029222
Damn. And it's trips so it must be true.
Well in that case just idk. Find him a rape gang to rape him or just send him to Nagashima Spa Land with that long rollercoaster. Or maybe just ship him out to the country so he can go like woah Japan has a countryside and it's cozy or something. Or maybe a calligraphy set so he can write some cool shit up. He'd like that I think

>> No.69030061

Catching up on clown man’s vods and the ruze raid derails his chat into fucking homestuck I’m fucking tired of this shit

>> No.69030891

>>69024672
Update: we got coffee got to talking found out she likes vtubers, poked and prodded found out she's an axelotl as well. She asked if I was interested in coming to a watchalong at her friends for the 3d collab. Thank you aniki for being my wingman

>> No.69031251

Could Jurard accidentally end up in hot water with crazy Vox fans if any of them start thinking he's using his ikemen voice to make fun of what Vox's rep is

>> No.69031636

>>69031251
no (trust me)

>> No.69031759

>>69031251
If it didn't happen with Vesper or Shinri, then it definitely will not with Rex

>> No.69031774

>>69016781
I pour tea like that.

>> No.69031900

>>69030891
and then you woke up

>> No.69031974

Jurards voice easily can sing death metal music. I wanna hear that.

>> No.69032107

>>69031251
>crazy vox fans checking out jurard since he also has an ikemen voice
>start to watch stream
>instant autistic screeching heard
Yeah no. Jurard is here not to attract menheras but to display his retardedness

>> No.69032363

Am I the only one getting annoyed everytime Jurard suddenly screams? Some are girly screams like holy hell, how did he hit that note.

>> No.69032757

>>69032363
I have a generally high tolerance for his tendencies but I still think he's probably somewhat extreme compared to the others in terms of how he can waffle between good days and bad days on how he paces himself and his volume over a period of a few hours. Especially on collab days. A little like a magic 8 ball, shake it and play a guessing game of what you're gonna get

>> No.69032798

>>69032363
Shikamane is off camera hitting him in the balls every time

>> No.69032837
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Shinri's most likely plapping his girlfriend right now...

>> No.69032900

>>69032837
Nah, he's getting drunk in celebration of Single's Awareness Day

>> No.69033165

Hakka's most likely getting plapped by his boyfriend right now...

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>>69032837
yeah, me.

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let's be real

>> No.69033251

>>69032900
No that's Axel

>> No.69033357

>>69033185
Bettel would just whine that he's too tired and even if shinri set up everything for him perfectly he'd just lay there like a dead koi

>> No.69033565

>>69033357
Bettel has a pussy now?

>> No.69033593

I can't believe Axel is going to stream!

>> No.69033686

>>69033565
Clussy

>> No.69033759

>>69033191
What is going on inside this koi’s head right now?

>> No.69033807

>>69032837
>Shinri
>girlfriend
dyrb?

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>>69033565
Always has

>> No.69034271

>>69033807
Cope. He's impregnating whenever he's not live.

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picrel could be my heart axel just saying. neither of us would have to be alone on valentines day

>> No.69034496

>>69034308
otp you x killing yourself, together forever

>> No.69034686

>>69034496
ngl that sounds kinda cute. happy valentines day

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globulet

>> No.69035796

>>69035573
waste of a good design with that gay ass voice

>> No.69035999

#HugsForBettel

>> No.69036210

>>69035999
*whimpers*

>> No.69036377

>>69022499
man I love this artist

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>>69035796
but i rike globlet's gay voice desu

>> No.69037884

>>69034308
>>69034308
>>69034308
>>69034308
>>69034308
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMArU5Q0xO0

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https://twitter.com/_burger_work/status/1757702379300937750
kek

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>>69037884
dont hit me with this shit ive already been in his waiting room since a while ago. damn. happy valentines day to you too i guess tho

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>>69037884
>Axel spending Valentines with the axelotls

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>>69037943

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>>69038333

>> No.69039149

>>69038333
>Being a little axelotl used as a fleshlight by Axel
ToT

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https://hololivesuperexpo2024.hololivepro.com/en/expo/expo-stage-day1
>Astel and Rikka cant perform because voice hort
>No Aniki

>> No.69039359

> Millie and Enna were outed as bullies
Jutard and Tavi status?

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>> No.69039590

>>69039304
From their tweets, it seems like either Temma and Uyu stepped up to take Rikka and Astel's places, or they picked them out themselves.
Also Axel was probably too busy preparing for his 3D debut

>> No.69039605

>>69039359
This is why Axel didn't wish Jurard a happy birthday...

>> No.69039672

>>69039304
Ah that sucks, I hope Rikka is able to get his voice back, hasn't he been struggling with that for a while?

>> No.69039761

>>69039359
blanket Niji collab and mention ban imminent

>> No.69039810 [SPOILER] 

>>69039359
has anybody ever questioned that time when the Collab was changed from sea of thieves to project zomboid

>> No.69040093

>Dead Horas
JP Senpais on the official telly if /mans/ is interested.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pcswvvUd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pcswvvUd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pcswvvUd8

>> No.69040207

>>69039672
Since... August? IIRC. He's slowly getting better, but he said it'll take a year to fully recover.

>> No.69040214

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q75HNk6U5U4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q75HNk6U5U4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q75HNk6U5U4
BANCHOU ON THE TELLY

>> No.69040319

MY DICK

>> No.69040349

>>69040093
Damn, Uyu's legs never fail to amaze me

>> No.69040360

GLASSES BANCHOU SEXXXXXX

>> No.69040388

His voice is scary

>> No.69040392

>>69039672
Ya, he has been having trouble with his voice for awhile now, hopefully he can recover soon.

>> No.69040427

I don't like Jurard but he is being kinda cute...

>> No.69040465

Wow I don't understand anything... But he's cute so it's okay

>> No.69040473

he's like a different person

>> No.69040502

whatever he's doing with his voice, that pou thing and the name tags are really uncomfortable lmao
not knowing what he's saying is probably the saving grace

>> No.69040521

who is this...

>> No.69040541

Who is this guy? He doesn't even sound like banchou

>> No.69040598

He's being a cheapskate

>> No.69040639

>>69040502
Yeah the name tags are such an eyesore lol

>> No.69040688

I don't speak flip, he just sounds like an infomercial to me

>> No.69040699

>>69040502
Please be patient. He has autism

>> No.69040720

never heard tagalog before but it sounds like spanish and some arab language in a blender
also yeah jurard doesn't sound like himself kek

>> No.69040723

I'm slightly wary that he's going to suddenly dino shriek into my eardrums

>> No.69040729

ayo he's kinda cute...

>> No.69040759

>>69040688
I do, and I'm cringing

>> No.69040760

>>69040723
yeah I've heard it at 5% volume the whole time just in case, I don't understand anyway

>> No.69040802

>>69040688
Radio drama voice

>> No.69040852

it's sounds like a first date scenario from the few seconds I listen in

>> No.69040883

KEK

>> No.69040983
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Jesus that hurt

>> No.69041025

kek, a fakeout...

>> No.69041035

>>69040983
HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON

>> No.69041109

>>69041035
I have the stream open in a Firefox container tab in incognito because I don't even want to imagine what kind of suggestions I'd get from Tagalog date ASMR.

>> No.69041228

>>69041109
kek fair enough

>> No.69041278

JURARD'S TURNING INTO A YANDERE WTF

>> No.69041332

>>69040349
Bro is 90% legs

>> No.69041358

I can't tell if he was pausing for the drama about mafia-something or if he was muting for a bit because he was about to laugh

>> No.69041364

he's writing a wattpad fic live

>> No.69041413

Huh...

>> No.69041416

>mafia family
>makes you pay for cheap fastfood date
>traumadumps about family on first date
>yells at waiter
>gossips about othet couples calling them ugly
>no money because he spent them on drugs
Red flag banchou

>> No.69041514

>>69041416
>calls you babe, laloves, babycakes on the first date
Jurard T. Redflag

>> No.69041523

>>69041416
kek

>> No.69041579

>>69041514
We can't fix him, let's make him worse.

I wish I knew how to dirty talk in flip

>> No.69041607
File: 1.67 MB, 1600x900, Screenshot 2024-02-14 at 12-27-46 【#hololivefesEXPO24】#6 さらなる秘密を追い求めて…ホロスタ探検隊2.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
69041607

>> No.69041608
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Look at em

>> No.69041661

>>69041607
>>69041608
Those vacation pngs are so bad

>> No.69041672

Oh cool, they have a translator for the ENboys during their meet and greet.

>> No.69041730

>>69041607
>>69041608
God, Bettel is almost as pale as Uyu

>> No.69041799
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SOON

>> No.69041809
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>> No.69041837

>>69041799
>>69041809
kek

>> No.69041848
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Rex will be in the leader group and Tavi in this one

>> No.69041863
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69041863

I think they mentioned a Shinri, Ruze and Aruran skit too?

>> No.69041929
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Poster? or postcard?

>> No.69041942

It's funny how someone saod that Jurard will be like Vox. Not even chat is taking him seriously in this ASMR lol

>> No.69041954

BOYS ON THE TELLY

>> No.69041959
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>>69041672
>The translator

>> No.69041969
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Wow anon, we doubled up on almost all the screenshots kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2pcswvvUd8
Tempus pre-recorded shill moment here right now

>> No.69041984

>>69041929
A5 postcard.

>> No.69042013

jurard organ black market arc

>> No.69042051

Shit now he's planning to drug and kidnap us
Yanderechads winning

>> No.69042075

>>69041848
>>69041863
Kek, I love this. Though Axel would probably join the dance instead of looking shocked

>> No.69042125

GETTING JTRd live

>> No.69042127

WHO THE FUCK IS BIANCA

>> No.69042170
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>>69041848
>>69041863
So happy aniki finally gets to join his senpais in 3D

>> No.69042179
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>>69041929
>Axel and Tavi next to each other
I'm winning

>> No.69042283

>>69041799
God his neck is so fucked

>> No.69042328
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>>69042179
>>69041848
>>69041863
>Tavi Aniki in the same skit
You have won too much and used up your luck for the year.

>> No.69042334

>Until I'm here, you'll forget your friends
WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.69042336

jurard kidnapped your family and shot your grandpa to force you to marry him. will you say yes?

>> No.69042352

>grandpa got shot during the war
>it was in an office
I would read a fanfic by jurard

>> No.69042405

>>69042336
of course yes

>> No.69042427
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>>69042328
Mean...

>> No.69042444

My fucking ears

>> No.69042446
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OH GOD HE'S THREATENING TO SHOOT THE COOK

>> No.69042468

>pako: bye my ear

>> No.69042474

He's actually really scary when he yells like this...

>> No.69042543

>>69042474
Abusive boyfriend frfr

>> No.69042559

>>69042468
Ireally hope pako sensei will have a son in the next wave...

>> No.69042582
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69042582

Is the tempura because of tempus?

>> No.69042614

>>69042543
But he's the victim in DV scenarios how can this be

>> No.69042702

>We are already dead
WHATTHEACTUALFUCK

>> No.69042717

>>69042582
Funny enough he was giving sort of a story to everything like how the fries are like a campfire,except the ebi fry kek.

>> No.69042751

Jurard is doxxing me AIEEEEEEE

>> No.69042796

>>69042559
in that hypothetical scenario it would be a little bit sad though if pako simply isn't that drawn to the personality in his son compared to how cartoonish jurard is

>> No.69042802
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69042802

Day 1

>> No.69042862
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Day 2

>> No.69042928

>jurard roleplaying an incel
He's also laughing at the stupidity of his story lol

>> No.69042978

>He's your brother why did you choose him
>But when you found out he's adopted

>> No.69043007

Maybe chat just has an incest kink

>> No.69043314

>>69042802
>>69042862
What is this for btw?
I am sorry, I live under a rock.

>> No.69043373

I'm glad we have people to fill these hours now.

>> No.69043418

>>69043373
I'll fill your hole anon

>> No.69043425

maybe pako will simply fight haban mama for temporary custody

>> No.69043437

>>69039810
That's just Microsoft perms being dogshit. I don't even know how GB managed to get Banjo and Conker perms without much trouble.

>> No.69043460

>>69043418
Bruh

>> No.69043542

>>69042559
>wave

>> No.69043903

>>69042802
>>69042862
Any Starfags /here/ can translate those moon runes onegai.

>> No.69043908
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sniffa

>> No.69044298

>>69043903
red is stage
blue is ichi oshi talk
yellow is monitoring talk

>> No.69044402

>>69042862
>roberu, gamma and jutard
Praying for all those eardrums

>> No.69044477

>>69042802
>>69044298
Additional context: since Rikka and Astel won't be able to participate in the stages, they're gonna release a video message for the monitoring talk on Day 1

>> No.69044521

BL ROLEPLAY
>swordfight

>> No.69044541 [SPOILER] 
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>>69044298
Thank you

>> No.69044669
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>>69042862
the 3 of them are gonna be accompanied by the host of Vbara (the show where the JP Stars are semi-regulars on); Toshinari Fukamachi

so uh good luck to Jurard being the only EN member lmao

>> No.69044729

>>69044402
>They are doing the Expo walk
RIP everyone at the Expo.

>> No.69044782

>>69044669
Jurard's gonna get through it with pure rizz and autistic screeching

>> No.69044862

>shikamane recommending ao3 to jurard
Fucking lol

>> No.69044878

>>69044669
I dont think Toshi speaks english right? well this is gonna be awkward for Jurard. Why didnt they just get Aniki, he is still in JP during HoloExpo right?

>> No.69044970

>>69044878
>spoiler
yeah I'm wondering why didn't they get any of the other EN boys to be the 4th host, it's gonna be weird for Jurard

>> No.69045085

>>69044970
3 loud redheads, they went with theme over what makes sense

>> No.69045155

>>69043314
Is for Holoexpo 2024

>> No.69045165

Jurard read that hiragana right away, cute

>> No.69045292

>>69044862
damn I should’ve worked on my drabbles to traumatize him in time

>> No.69045383

>shilling Tagalog

>> No.69045497

>>69045165
It was cute how he struggled with katakana...

>> No.69045499
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Banchou loves us

>> No.69045675

>>69041929
postcard, you get the normal unsigned one for just visiting the Holostars booth, and the signed one (on the right) is a Meet & Greet exclusive, so if you are lucky enough in the lottery, you get a signed version of it depending on who you went to

ex: You went to meet Shinri, you get the postcard with Shinri's signature

>> No.69045900

RATE THE FLIP ASMR

>> No.69046010

>>69045900
It made me wish I could go below 1% volume but people seemed to like it

>> No.69046025

>>69045900
Mafia princess/10

>> No.69046203

>>69045900
Actually funny/10

>> No.69046431

>>69045900
retardedly funny.

>> No.69046533

>>69045900
Cute/10

>> No.69046850

>>69045900
nice. sex/10

>> No.69046864

>>69045900
i know half the delusions
he said + passion chat TL/10

>> No.69048022

>>69044878
It's okay, he'll get through it by just going "MAJIKAYO??" periodically

>> No.69048172

>>69044669
i think jurard knows enough nippon context from his weeb knowledge

>> No.69048208

Axel soon

>> No.69048538
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I remember an anon talking about how the boys never missing a year for valentines and it looks like the jp boys get asmr vps this year goddamn

>> No.69048600

jurard and ruze both clearly have fun thinking on scenarios but go about it in pretty different ways. maybe it's inherent to the chuuni aspect

>> No.69048603
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>>69044862
>Shikamane has probably read about her charges getting piped

>> No.69048672

>>69048603
>Shikamane has probably read about her charges getting piped
She's probably read the almond cannibalism fics too, or whoever Hakka's manager is did.

>> No.69048782
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Giving Axel kisses

>> No.69048808
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Supportive clown

>> No.69048957

>>69048808
wow

>> No.69048958

>>69048808
the fact that he only knows him as the senpai and nothing else still baffles me

>> No.69049190

>>69048958
????

>> No.69049589

AXEL ON THE VALENTINE'S TELLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMArU5Q0xO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMArU5Q0xO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMArU5Q0xO0

>> No.69049639

>>69048958
Tf else is he supposed to know, he doesn't even speak nip

>> No.69049782

Axel's day:
>Sleeping
>Meeting
>Sleeping
>GBF

>> No.69049939

Altare... Cold chickened...

>> No.69050142

So many tempuras are single mothers it's kinda funny kek

>> No.69050378

>Aquarium date would be nice
Why didn't you go with Altare...

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>> No.69051569

Axel really never head of the orange rhyme thing

>> No.69051670

>>69050876
I will tickle this cunt's belly

>> No.69051697

Axel you said you had it a year back before Christmas

>> No.69052078

>>69051697
He just assumed it was but never took the test. But I swear his family members had

>> No.69052427
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When will Axel's projects stop getting cancelled by things he can't help

>> No.69052689

This is what Valentine's/White Day cover was going to be but they can't do it anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QFjorZWg4

>> No.69052778

>>69051697
>>69052427
I think one of the reasons why it's cancelled is because one of the singers in that song was arrested(?) Might be the same reason why Axel has to change his first song in his 3D to BC

>> No.69053050

>>69052778
most likly

>> No.69053202
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God, he's so stupid. I love him.
https://twitter.com/juraouji/status/1757758724108960174

>> No.69053311

>>69052778
yeah, luz got arrested for drugs, and you know how japan is about that sort of thing

>> No.69053389

zetaxel beggars btfo

>> No.69053395

axel i will be your stressball please i swear just stab me all you want

>> No.69053538

>>69053311
Yeah, drugs in Asia is seen like a crazy crime due to the history in the region. Like that Korean actor that killed himself because the media got rumors that he used drugs and painted him as a terrorist

>> No.69053838

>I'm gonna save money today by not going out to eat with Altare
>Spends the money on GBF intead

>> No.69053924
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Happy Wednesday, /mans/

>> No.69053932

>>69053838
KEK

>> No.69054167
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>>69053924
Happy Wednesday koi

>> No.69054248

>>69053311
The guy who composed death note's OST got 10 years for having sold weed to his neighbor

>> No.69054458

>>69054248
Should've raped them, would've got out of it easier

>> No.69054518

>I wanna be dark x4
wdhmbt

>> No.69054616

>>69044669
Wow, that's weird, doesn't Trex have a weeb level in Japanese ? How is he going to handle the event ?
Maybe by getting help from Axel ?

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>>69054518

>> No.69054685

I'm glad Axel doesn't have GBF perms or he would spend all his money on stream

>> No.69054871

>>69054675
>1.png
Kinda ominous

>> No.69055051

He vomited on the bros then kissed the sisters, perfectly balanced

>> No.69055084
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Axel really is one of a kind

>> No.69055112

>>69054167
The koi's laughing at shinri because he's single and bitter

>> No.69055138

>>69054871
It stands for 1 master race

>> No.69055290

>>69055112
Don't think Shinri is bitter about being single, dude's already accepted this is his destiny. I hope he gets some cool nephews

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https://twitter.com/hololive_En/status/1757738204596482343?t=uuVuhW7UswUwXsMTkIEBXQ&s=19 I WANNA GO TO JAPAN

>> No.69056997
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Chirp chirp chirp

>> No.69057170

>>69056997
What an ugly bird

>> No.69057256

>>69056997
Meant to be cooked and eaten

>> No.69057298
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>>69055290
i want him to be my cool molester uncle like Vesper except Shinri is the one 'cleaning' Vesper's cum with his

>> No.69057703

>>69048600
I was thinking this too! Ruze is a given but I didnt expect jurard to throw in a little plot for the "asmr" stream. The way he broke character to mute and laugh at some parts was cute.

>> No.69058128
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>>69055051
>He vomited on the bros
Very much a bros night out experiences.
t.brotubefag

>> No.69058175

>>69057298
ToT

>> No.69058245

GIBBY ON THE TELLY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amv1akolpRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amv1akolpRE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amv1akolpRE

>> No.69058256

>>69058128
Yeah, nothing like getting crazy drunk and vomit on each other accidentally

>> No.69058499

>>69058245
Gay fat black dude voice on the telly!

>> No.69058630

>>69058245
I wish he gave us more heads up on the sona/drawing shit.

>> No.69058825

>>69057170
>>69057256
It chirps even louder, flying at your heads and darting back out

>> No.69058898

>>69058630
Wow, there really wasn't much time for fans to prepare huh?

>> No.69059494

>the very first one being shown was already a chuuba advertising their model
yeahh...

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