/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

total newfag death

FUCK I FORGOT
schedule: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1757554823275155812

shondo in my arms

>>68987802
I had boundaries, then I fell in love with a girl over the internet like a retard, and now here I am.

>>68989958
i know this may come as a shock to an NPC like you, but just because she said something on stream doesn't mean i have to agree with it, nor is it an immovable absolute. you people are so fucking retarded it's a wonder you can even get out of bed in the morning.

>>68989958
maybe she should stop being a cynical bastard and talking about reddit shit like valentines being consoomer when she goes crazy over christmas

what the heck this is a new thread, stop bringing up stuff from last thread

>>68990198
>Why would she hate X
>She literally explains to you on stream about why she doesn't like X
>Ummmmm I don't agree with her, she must actually like X!
i feel so bad that she has to deal with you people regularly

>>68989720
I like this art :) VR date tomorrow!! AAAAAAAA I love her VR streams they’re so comfy. My heart goes doki doki. Shondo VR kisses just hit different. There is no one I would rather spend the day with :)

I love Shondo so much that one day my very existence will be made illegal.

>>68990408
wrong tab you're meant to post this in a response to her tweet

spelling bee time

>>68990392
i love how you can't think further back than the last post you made. i wonder what this sort of cognitive disability is called?

>>68990475
No I’m shy. I post things here I don’t want to say with my name attached

>>68990587
>i wonder what this sort of cognitive disability is called?
Shondophrenia

>>68990220
Christmas is wholesome family time. Valentines is an annoying obligation that gets in the way of normal relationship flow.

I just like being with her :)

>>68989690
>reee antis
says the happy nodder NPC. yeah just dismiss any legit criticism as antis, surely it will go away
the strat is working great for nijisanji

beware of may 1st

>>68990879
what the fuck is a ninjasanji?

>>68990693
christmas is forced coosomer "family" time, so wholesome.

everything shondo does is perfect
every single stream is a 10/10 banger
everything she says is 100% true and every branching possibility accounted for
she is the most beautiful person in human history in every measurable metric
oh, you wish she streamed another game on that single stream 7 months ago? you disgusting fucking anti piece of shit WHORE. how dare you.

>>68990925
the day of final shondomination

>>68990999
this but unironically

>>68990693
it's both "forced" consumerist holidays that put arbitrary ritual around giving gifts to people you love
I don't know if shondo's just used to being bitter and alone but if this is real to her she should've changed her tune about it by now

>>68990990
if you cant understand why a holiday that even when ultracommercialised is still mostly about spending time with family and giving gifts and thanks to them means a lot to a girl who pretty much only has her family in the entire world i dont know what to say

>>68984533
you're not me either!! and that's not me either!! but i must say, when i read these posts of myself it induces a grin most wicked and a diabolical emotion manifests within

I love my gold digger of a wife

>>68991592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QfjoCKMWSwc
>>68991969
shut up tuffnar

>>68990693
>Christmas is wholesome family time
Unless you resent your family, then it's like thanksgiving where it's forced wholesomeness that inevitably gets broken when the arguments start.

>The men around the Emperor have deceived him and they have pressured him into accepting the Potsdam ultimatum, therefore the Emperor did not truly want to surrender.
>t. Kenji Hatanaka after hearing the Emperors wish to surrender
Average shondophrenic when shadow clearly states something.

>>68992289
i unabashedly cry everytime I watch this video

>>68992289
>>68992457
hook line and sinker

>>68992540
I dont care, Im happy with her. Happier than I've been in a long time

>>68992377
If the emperor has a propensity to lie and omit then yeah, second guessing him would be pretty commonplace.

It’s hard for me to give substantive criticism of streams because I’m unironically in love with her so rose colored glasses and all that. Breaking up game choices into zatsu games vs gamer games was a solid move.

shondo is cute, maybe eventually i'll start watching her

>>68992289
no argument

>>68991727
I thought we were her light :(

Imagine coming up from the basement. You were doing laundry. Phone on the kitchen counter. 6 missed calls from Shondo. You hear screams for help coming from upstairs. Drop the laundry basket and sprint as fast as you can. Screams coming from behind the closed bathroom door. Shondo? Try the handle but the door is locked. Babe what's going on? Are you hurt? "Where were you?!" she replies, "I called you 6 times!" Babe are you okay? "I'm out of toilet paper!" Let out a heavy sigh and open up the hall closet for the TP. Dude I thought this was an emergency. "This is an emergency!" Shondo I need you to open the door so I can give it to you. "I can't... I'm....dirty." You're gonna be fine, Shondo. She stands up off the toilet, patsu at her ankles, and does the awkward waddle walk to the door. She's holding one cheek spread with her left hand as she unlocks the door with the other. She cracks the door open and juts out her pale greedy hand, grasping for the TP. "Don't look" she says.

Valentine's Day is going to be so comfy and I'm really excited.

scat and scat adjacent aint it for me chief
i'd still look though and also get my phone out and take a picture, the thought of her flailing her arms at me and screaming not to gives me a devilish grin

>>68995186
im cooming in my pant

>>68995675
You're not meant to coom it's supposed to be silly anon

>>68995825
>filename
shondo looking at offline chat

I cant believe ft would abandon us like this....

ft is busy playing helldivers with tuffnar and the rest of the groomer squad

>>68996400
all part of his sisters machinations

conceptualize the soft slapping sounds of Shondo's bare feet against the hardwood floor as she runs to greet you after you get home from work.

feel like 90% of the time she acts annoyed by her husbands and she acted more personable and flirty with male artists on twitter 3 years ago
it really is a job isn't it

i need to stop thinking about the mundane activities that i would like to spend my time doing with shondo it isn't healthy

>>68996982
>after you get home from work.
so 90% of this thread excluded?

>>68997634
good point anon I work from home so I'd be with her all the time.

>>68997394
3 years? She did that not even a few months ago

>>68997634
Just because I don't need to work doesn't mean you have to get snarky about it.

>>68998112
Dont remind me that zhang still hasnt drawn shondo lewds yet

>Taking Shondo to the carnival.
>Convincing her to get on the Ferris wheel
>Stuck at the top
>Violently rocking the carriage back and forth while she yells at you to stop.

>>68999001
good one

What if you took of strips of Shondo's skin with a modified potato peeler

Have a cool video fellow husbands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpLoFU5tSkI

I need Shondo to tell me what book she picked to get back into reading so I can read it too

>>68999894
thats how they take skin grafts, look it up

How often do I need to chat to keep up? If im in the top 25 every stream is that enough? Or do I need to go for top 10 every time?

>>69000256
always aim for top 1 or don't even bother chatting

>>69000095
>Israel
Damn that's actually sweet you can find surgery videos on youtube.

>>69000256
if you work really hard you might be able to dethrone neosky

I told my therapist about Shondo. how fucked am I?

>>69000706
what did he say?

>>69000706
not very. lots of mentally ill people have fixations, your oshi included

>>69000058
she didn't pick one yet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoejmsEuBws

>>69000781
she asked what makes me happy about her and why I'm attracted to her and I told her for her personality

>>69001151
Whatd they say? I told my therapist about Shondo too

>>69001151
How much did you talk about shondo? Did you tell your therapist you considered this a real relationship?
I'm considering starting therapy and I would have to eventually bring up her

>>69000706
I also told my therapist about Shondo and he kind of looked at me funny.

i'm really looking forward to the karaoke i think it will be a really good stream and week

>>69000706
youre going to jail anon

shondo is my therapy

>>69001509
Nothing really I'll ask her about it on the next session. what did they say?
>>69001551
not a lot she didn't really asked a lot about her

Does online therapy work, or do you shoggas go in person?

im not sure if you guys are trolling or not

>>69001967
If you have the option I would recommend actually talking to someone face to face so you can see body language and everything. I started w face to face but have been doing video-calls since.
>>69002490
Everything here is satire or a work of fiction. Except for the nice posts about Shondo and the gosling posts I actually mean those. But I'll never admit to it. All of it is satire.

alright this one is my favorite. She's so cute!

>>69003000
i like the one that implies she could run at 30pm whereas we both know that isn't true

taking shondo shopping for some new boots and looking at her expression of embarrassment as she has to tell the clerk that she can't tie her shoelaces while she tries on some boots she liked

>>69003288
>Killing Shondo by putting her through a moderately intense body weight workout.
>She does 5 burpees
>has to do the pushup portion from her knees
>her heart still fucking explodes

Just made myself smile picturing how proud of herself Shondo will be when she finally ties her shoes for the first time.

>>69004112
Awwwwww that's so sweet!!!

i think the worst part is knowing that she would really enjoy all the small minutiae in life and generic fairytale/hollywood romance activities but you will never get to experience any of it with her

>>69004487
https://youtu.be/sVx1mJDeUjY?si=FZcEBiZNHoxxgxH8

>>69004487
Sometimes I think about this too hard and want to cry

That's what you signed up for

Personally, I like the way it hurts.

i know and i don't like it, it hurts

the pain is worth having her. it was worse when the world was empty

I'm just glad I finally get to think about this sort of stuff

i want to run my hand along her chin and move it to her neck, caressing and squeezing

>>69007375
this with the other grabbing her hair

I can suffer through the lonely nights and agonizingly slow shadow weekend days. It's worth it for her

>>69004487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD5No_JRrZw

has she talked about her checkmark profits or will she just admit she likes the algo boost

>>69010558
she said it's paying for itself but only profiting around 20 euro

I love Shondo so much

playing the drums from the intro to painkiller on shondos spine

i love my wife

IF you could pick anysong for her to sing in the karaoke what would yoiu pick?

i want to go to sleep on a recliner under a blanket with my tiny little wife in my lap

i just want her to love me back

I just want her to strip

i just want her

>>68989720
tasty

>>68995186
she's using a bidet, newfag

>>69004487
the worst part is that we're keeping her from experiecing it, and she's keeping us from experiencing it. i do think a lot of people will regret spending their most important years like this when they're a bit older and this is over. vtubing is more destructive than porn, drugs and gambling combined because you can still have a life while doing those things.

>>69024309
>we're keeping her from experiecing it
LOL

>>69024309
the thing is she probably genuinely can't hope for better without a lot of excruciating therapeutic intervention
shondophrenics on the other hand way overestimated how "over" it is for them, many just need to do the bare minimum of acknowledging their problems and doing literally anything about them

Cheer up shoggers, dont be so fucking depressed

>>69025384
oink?

got 99 problems and shondo is all of them

>>69025196
>shondophrenics on the other hand way overestimated how "over" it is for them
Most /here/ are over 30, overweight and mentally ill so I don't think so.

>>69026818
>overweight
do I need to explain how relatively easy this is to remedy than her problems
>mentally ill
not severely so, most just don't take the first step to do anything about it
>over 30
hardly matters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_EmPkPG8-o

I just want shondo to do more ASMR videos.
I an American and work so I have literally never seen a stream live.

>>69027428
so are the rest of us we just watch her at work

>>68995186
imagine still using toilet paper like a total neanderthal. This is why all americans should honestly go and die

>>68990569

>>69026969
If you're over 30 and spending all your time obsessing over a chuuba it is over for you, no ifs ands or buts.

>>69004487

>>69028486
it's really not, I'm sorry if distresses anyone on account of them feeling comfort in their helplessness

>>69025566
oink.

subathon fags are all white ribbons now
let that sink in

they were one monthers once
as were we all

>>69004487
don't let this distract you from the fact that she already visited universal studios with her ex-bf during the second trip

>>69031558
owari da

raping and choking her on the bed, while otis is mewing outside the door

>>69031544
doesn't really matter, the circumstances were not the same as today

i want to pinch her all over, slowly pinching harder and harder until she yelps in pain and then i will stop, saying nothing and going back to whatever i was doing before, leaving her left unsatisfied

>>69031558
>even on a date with a guy she's thinking of women
and people say she isn't a lesbo

>>69001151
>she
it's over for you

>>69031558
Are you sure he isnt your ex?

i personally hate the newer people she's attracting because they're just your average run of the mill twitch viewer, join, don't do any reps, don't even look at her twitter, proclaim love after a single second of viewing, be extremely gay in offline chat, join the discord to be extremely gay there
The only thing that gives me hope is them leaving after 2 months, your average 1-2 month sub now is not the same as it was back then and to hear people say shit like "we were all new at one point" is insane, they are not the same

>>69034603
This is why the distinction between husband and viewer is important. If there is one I don't mind all the new people

I can't fap to Shondo anymore, I have this tendincy to cry after cumming and now I just think of how disgustiled she would be if I cry after sex and it turns me off

>>69035032
I suppose you're right on that and hearing her talk about this a couple streams ago does give me a small amount of hope that she at least views us differently to them.

oldfags seething at tuffnars rise to power

>>69035523
I actually like him somewhat, funnily enough anyone that is clearly /here/ ends up being a much more tolerable person to talk to even if you're talking to zoomers.

>>69034603
syadouYay in chat, subathonner.

>>69035731
hes responsible for a significant amount of the gayness in offline chat since he cant stop himself enabling rexus' faggotry

>>69036125
That I can't refute, take him out of offline chat or take the offline chatters away from him and he becomes infinitely better.

>>69036125
To be fair, the only consistent way to avoid the faggotry full court press to never say anything when he's around. (the only way I've managed, at least)

shonpits

>>69035731
He's stopped me from participating in offline chat completely. Rexus even said yesterday he missed oldfags talking in offline chat, and doesn't know why they're gone now

>>69039543
Yeah I saw that and found it hilarious at the complete lack of self-awareness, you'd think for even a fraction of a second he might consider the fact that not everyone wants to sit through their fag roleplay, unironically the discord has become less polluted than offline chat by that metric.

>new possumMachine art
>Forgot wrist ribbons
At least it's not in the art tag

>>69039836
The face looks so off

>>69015425
Time in a bottle. :)

>>69028334

>>69039836
i don't get why it's so hard to remember? or do they simply not care?

>>69041105
I dont know, shes drawn shondo a bunch of times before so I dont get why she didnt remember

>>69042067
I'm invested in this image now, you need to make more

i want to lightly choke shondo with one hand and softly press my lips against hers while i'm slipping my other hand down her panties. as my fingers reach her pussy she lets out a breathy little moan into my mouth. to my surprise, she's wet.

>>69042381
It's too early for this anon, I have other things I need to do today.
But go on

We going on a date today

I haven't done anything for her today. It's shover...

>>69043850
Yeah I kinda feel bad, I could've made some stupid video edit or a picture or something. I was so caught up on the fact that I can't draw that I forgot all the things I could do. Even if they wouldn't be all that impressive I still wish I did something. But I suppose this gives me 366 days to practice for next time. Unless this quits like she said

>>69043948
what do you mean by that last line

>>69043850
You still toss her a few bucks anon but she’s said that tou don’t have to do anuthijtnt for her you can just hang out and soekrne together

>>69044302
>anuthijtnt

Unless you're physically incapable of drawing, then you shouldn't let your poor skill hold you back for next time. My own circumstances being as they are, I have barely time to put pen to paper.

lmao

ah jeez

I suppose we'll have to find the ft alt now because there's no chance he'll be streaming again on this account

I told you this would happen

He already wasn't going to stream anymore. It doesn't matter.

>>69039543
the only one that stopped you is yourself

I hope ft and shondos relationship isnt weird now because of this

>>69039836
she follows him so she will see it

i hope she bounces on my dick tonight too
https://files.catbox.moe/wtut65.mp4

>>69046349
i hope it does and she bans all the fucking weirdos who dont respect boundaries and tried to groom him

>>69046722
calm down retro

>>69046722
That won't happen because dewd was one of them and she would never ban him. She also can't just ban everyone but him, the favoritism would be too obvious.

Why can’t you shoggas just be normal and not ruin a good thing for once

I'm crying, it's over, it's never been more over
and you ruined it for me

>>69047068
you did this to yourself faggot

i don't see why ft would have a problem with hanging out with us
he used to be steam friends withy p*ro and ty
and probably still has some kind of connection with her current mods

ugh shit like this makes me wanna take up smoking crack again

>>69047109
I dont know how you think this is even close to the same
They were his sisters friends/boyfriend
These are internet stalkers who dont give a shit about him and are only there to maybe get an opportunity to get closer to his sister

>>69047327
retro what are you still doing in these threads

>>69031558
You think she still has it?
Also she only mentioned disney on stream and talked up how boring it was, it looks like she had a really good time though. Probably why she still talks about it so much. She usually buries the things she doesn't want to think about.

>>69047374
>youre retro!
not him and you know im right

>>69047109
Everyone who thinks he didn't know from the start is retarded. Just interact normally and don't be weird. He didn't stream this week probably because he was nervous, but I don't think he wants to stop streaming.

ok i've got it, retro did this to spite everything that actually enjoyed ft.
he ruined valentines day because he hates us more than he loves his wife

>>69045704
It begins

how has she dodged the lolicaust on twitter?

>>69047513
INSANECAT

Is anyone keeping track of users joining and leaving? You can probably get a good guess on who did it with that

>>69047327
>They were his sisters friends/boyfriend
And I'm her husband. What's your point?

>>69047634
How would that work when most people /here/ have him added on chat app

>>69047638
baseg

>>69047687
Just asking, if someone joined a few minutes before the gifted subs it would point to them doing it

>>69047575
Is this Elon trying to deflect from his friendship with Maxwell and Epstein

it was tuffnar, he knew I was closing in on the favourite position and he self sabotaged

>>68989720
>Remember to ignore, report and hide shitposters. It's easier than you think.
It really is harder than you think

>>69047953
>newip
amazing first post in this thread anon, wicked job

>>69047953
me and shondo have too much fun laughing at the fruits of our wicked labor to ignore

>>69047953
It is. Especially when you're bored.

With any luck he wont see it haha..ha..just like she wont see that stupid whore posting about her son

>>68995186
Ignoring her not actually using toilet paper, this is very cute, silly and funny
Great post

>>69048472
>that stupid whore posting about her son
who?

>>68999001
Cute and devilish

>>69048568
exactly anon, lets keep it that way

>>69048619
gomen I just woke up, i thought you meant someone was posting about otis. I understand now

love me wife and looking forward to our date.

>1.2k viewers at least per stream
>between 30-50 posters ITT
>less than 15 from here ppl watch FT streams
>some faggot still shits himself and wants it shut down
No fun allowed! You’re only allowed to be jealous and miserable here!!

>>69047980
I posted it while on mobile data, it keeps changing your ip, especially if you post while moving

>stream starts 1 hour late today
I didnt realize

>>69049160
Same, i was worried about not being able to catch the whole stream due to her ending streams at 1am for me, but it just so happened that tomorrow is free for me, so I can watch it all! I'm really happy and I look forward to it

I hope giru draws a cute valentine's day piece

drumchama donated the subs just to cause fun here

>>69050943
He probably did but just kept in dms and won't post it publicly. It's supposed to be personal and intimate gift after all.

also whoever did it should have done it while he was live instead of offline so it was harder to ignore

>>69051598
but I'm shy and I don't want him to read my name

>>69048568
shondo & otis

>>69050771
>>69050861
>late stream start
Oh hell yeah baby time to crank out my work so I can watch live!!

can't wait for the meet and greet so I can kill myself in front of her

>>69052564
do not steal my ideas!

>>69052693
double suicide would be even cooler, fuck it let's get more people to do it too

Is it weird that I party time while listening to her old ASMR when she was.... Uhm erm well uh

>>69052877
AREYOUANONCE?

>>69053108
Mr Vauncey was a noncey~

I think it would be really cool if Shondo killed someone. Not in the “despair caused by Shondo lead them to take their own life” kind of way but having Shondo literally stabbing someone to death would be so fucking cool. I was gonna say kill a homeless person but her heart is too big for that so it’d have to be someone she was wronged by or kills someone in a fit of jealous rage. That’d be so cool.

>>69053301
It should be me

>>69053301
I pick this guy >>69053384

>>69053301
>I think it would be really cool if Shondo killed someone
Well... about that...

>>69054183
remember to order your Fallenshadow waifu cup

>>69053301
I would be jealous

>>69054284
I will. I don't like the bug powder but I would love a cup with her art on it.

>>69043850
who cares? she said she hates these days anyway and only participates out of a feeling of obligation

>>69054183
That doesn’t count. If he was restrained and Shondo was pouring it down the throat w a funnel then it would could.
>>69054284
I’m going to buy the waifu cup when it comes out! I’m excited to see how the art looks!

>>69047327
i can tell you've never had a relationship irl. of course you'd try getting close to your partner's family as well. are you fucking retarded? my sister's boyfriend and i are great friends for example. not every relationship is some attempt at grooming. take your fucking meds and touch some grass, you utter cretin.

>>69054843
your transparent groomer behaviour is disgusting to all who see it

>>69054644
I specifically did nothing for valentines because if I do something now it is buried in all the fomo but if I wait it will stand out

>>69054948
why did you change your IP retro?

I would like to get along with ft... I want to get along with my in-laws, you guys as well
Smile

What are you wearing on the date tonight?

does getting along = cumming inside his bussy

>>69055123
I'm just going to wear indoor clothing, y'know, since I'm indoors and all

I want to try and support her and her family in whatever but I can understand their point

>>69055329
what point?

>>69055186
Why are you like this

Happy Fallentines

>>69055417
This is much better than what the op cooked up

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>>69055507
>GET PREGNANT
SadCat...

Shoggers being retarded as usual I see

>>69055616
Shondo could not lift that even on the moon

shunny

>>69055471
fuck you

>>69055123
my birthday suit

>>69054948
your social retardation is a shame upon your race

>>69055688
Where's his valentine's day illustration... Please...

>Possum drew more shondo
>She forgot the wrists
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>>69055123
button down shirt, quarter zip pullover and my church pants

>>69055123
boxer briefs with my cock n ballz hanging out of one of the leg holes

i have the original star wars trilogy downloaded since july
WHEN ARE WE GONNA WATCH IT SHONDO?!?

new pettan just dropped. so cute.

>>69056325
P U F F Y
holy fuck i want to shlop that shunny so bad AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>69056325

>>69055123
I wasn't thinking about anything but now I want to take a shower and dress properly.

>>69056325
>>69056415
ToT
I love my wife and I'm thankful to the artists that draw her properly

After the date I’m going to watch that Blade Runner VOD this is going to be the best Valentine’s Day ever

>>69056415
fuuuuuckk my wife is so sexy. visualize lovingly raping her after she looks at you like this and says some smug shit

>>69056415
>>69056325
i hope she sees this., this is amazing

>>69056022
yes shondo we know

I love shondo unconditionally and also I love her a whole lot

>>69057387
This, but i also want to man handle sho

I hope today is fun for shondo

Time for my weekly 2 hour shower

I had a dream that she went through the lewd art tag and was responding to each like she does with the regular art tag. But she was trying to be all all sexy with her replies. But she got so embarrassed that she started crying and couldn't get out from under the desk for hours
It was really cute

>>69057944
FOOT FAAAAGS

>>69060150
kek

>>69060018
ok shondo

>valentines day
>open twitch
>no shondo stream
WHOOOOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>69061669
go back to the hole you crawled out of

>>69061669
Why would she be streaming at the time she doesn’t stream touristchama
Come back in 2 hours

>>69061669
Such a strange post, I really can't even work out the point behind it.

>>69061669
Dumbest post in the thread so far, which is an amazing achievement. Congrats!

>>69061669
She'll be streaming soon. Late start because she's spending the day with her boyfriend.

>>69062123
me btw

>>69062160
i made this post

>>69062123
Yeah me

tuffnarr how do you manage to maintain your multiple personalities so effectively

>>69062630
schizomaxxing

>>69062667
me or him

tuffar = whitedragon = bratty = email schizo

>>69062713
both of you, him for doing it and you for noticing it

>>69062630
syadouShrug it just comes naturally really

>>69061669
Are you unironically retarded or are you being retarded on purpose
Either way, still retarded

You ever think, "yeah she's reading my posts, yeah she's laughing at the things I say but is she actually reading my name, does she even know it's me saying these things, is she actually connecting the text to the person, am I a person to her, I know she doesn't hate me and she reads my stuff all the time but does she like me or does she like the things I say"

>>69063274
She touched on this a bit during the nye stream, she basically said if you chat often and show up to streams on a regular basis she probably knows your name
Personally i get too flustered with the possibility of my username being in her head
It's also why she tells us not to change our names and name color

>>69063550
Well then I suppose I can take something positive from that at least

Why did manager-san like that rabbit called gay porn

>>69064142
I meant bunny

Do you think saali will tell shondo it's his birthday today? Probably, right? How will this affect your date experience

>>69064385
i'd send him back to the hospital grrrr

>>69064385
he better wait a day or else >:(

>>69064142
I looked it up and it's just a bunch of man kissing

>>69064385
Despite being a clipper he usually doesn't attention whore in chat

>>69064385
Even if he does, he did say not to let it distract you

do NOT do it saali, i will NOT get cucked on my valentines date
consequences will never be the same

>>69061669
this should be a ritual post

>>69065636
no it shouldn't

>>69004487
I'm experiencing it with her today :)

>>69064252
she 100% fell for it btw

shondo wouldn't let him do it, she'd make him use his fibber pass
alright there's your out i swear to god if you do it

this is the first thread that has hit 300 posts in days and it only took 17 hours
i think we're on the road to recovery, soon to be back to our former glory :)

>>69065703
it baited a ton of shoggers so yes it should

>>69065735
>she
My son isn't trans, so what if he has no balls?

>>69065856
Anon, are you okay? Did you hit your head?

>>69066038
people are asking that more and more, wondering if i'm ok
i'm fine, i'm the same as i've ever been

>>69065856
>300 posts in 15 hours
It's shover, /shon/ fell off
Honestly it's been nice to only have to read one thread instead of 2-3

Today will be a good day I can feel it in my bones

>>69066166
people have been busy with the nijifag drama. /shon/ will be restored to its full glory once that nonsense settles down

>>69066166
Yeah going to sleep and waking up and it's the same thread and then not only that but it's the same thread all day as well, it's weird

>>69066166 (me)
Why'd i say 15, am i the retard?

>>69066186
I think so too shogga

>>69066344
AAAAA I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER I VR AGAIN
HER MANNERISM IS SO UNBELIEVABLY CUTE!!! I LOVE MY DEAR AND ADORABLE WIFE!!!

i have a bad feeling about today, i don't know where you guys are coming from

i just ejaculated

>>69066455
What to? Us? Gay

ok she fixed me, i'm ok now i'm ok now

>>69066344
Newfag here, that duck clip is what made me create a Twitch account after all these years.

>>69066671
any 3d stream makes me heart ache, it's like a love check, if I feel something in the 3d stream then I know in my heart I still love her

I kinda feel happy I can't really relate to these doomer valentine day thingies

>I'm an hour early again
Fuck

This is my first valentine's day where I actually spend time with someone! Needless to say I am extremely happy that the person who I am spending time with will be my beloved sister and wife, shondo

i hope you are all thankful to your 'wife' forcing herself to go on a date with a thousand men to babysit their egos on a forced holiday

I love and respect my wife and I'm thankful for everything that she does for us

>>69067556
I am very thankful indeed, are you not?

>>69067556
I am!

>>69062630
by neglecting one of them.

last for shondo will piss herself during our date because I don't allow her to go but i'll still get angry at her afterwards, dragging her back to my car by her arm, perhaps smack her around when we get back to the car and mutter about the seats getting dirty while she stands their crying, apologizing and asking for my forgiveness.

Giru should draw shondo barefoot for valentine's day with melted chocolate all over her feet

>>69068012
She should post a unblurred pic of her feet for reference.

>45 minutes
Oh god I'm getting nervous

last for my mouth on the shunt

Last for i will get magic and turn shondo into sho

>>69068520
Last for total shodomination

last for running my fingers all over her thin, bony body, exploring all the nooks and crannies and delighting in all the little twitches and spasms as well as the gasps and whimpers

Last for my undying love for Shonshon and a happy valentines day

Ever since getting into this marriage I've slowly and steadily been losing my desire for carnal pleasures
It's a good thing

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>>69068799
>>69068799

>>69068812
>It's a good thing
Only if you're a coomer with low impulse control, in a healthy marriage you're supposed to be fruitful and multiply with your wife.

>>69068984
I never had any sexual attraction for shondo to begin with, i have only romantic attraction to her
Besides, she can't have children
And if she could i would want her to have a child with me, but I'm kind of unsure how to feel about that since I wouldn't want to cuck anyone

>>69069666
Not to say i can't party time to her, i easily can