/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>68974165
Fauna will be exposed as a high ranking member of the KKK

>>68974165
Nijisanji’s yabs are so extreme that i have a hard time seeing anything Hololive could produce to be more than a blip on the radar.

They have caused severe yabflation in the rratmarket.

>>68974385
one can only hope that their oshi is this based

>>68974165
Yeah but it will pale in comparison to the Selen Termination.

>>68974385
Based if true.
I would let Fauna be my grand wizard.

>>68974165
And it will be so small thing that no one will consider it a yab after shit that Nijisanji did

>>68974165

MIGO NOOOOOO DON'T LEAK THE CONFIDENTIAL BENCH

>>68974165
2 more weeks

>>68974670
Yet the NDF will spam it as if it’s the biggest drama of the decade.

>>68974385
Anon no one will believe you silly

>>68974814
please tell down bench

>>68974814
I can't believe mikochi saves illustrations in lossy jpg. remove this terrible influence AT ONCE

>>68974814
>bench.png
WHORE

>>68974165
folllow by another niji yab to overshadow it.

>>68974814
AIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

Dude, not even not!Rushia jumping on a grenade AGAIN managed to distract people from sucessive Niji yabs. It's over for them

>>68974385
wtf I love Fauna now

Yea, Noel is going to give birth to me live on stream.

>>68974385
Can’t wait for the day, got my spooky cone hat and torch at the ready!

>>68974814
>she has a picture of herself called nye.png
YAGOO TERMINATE THIS BIPOLAR CUNT IMMEDIATELY

Alright /vt/, make up a yab that would absolutely top the entire selen shitshow.
i'll start
>Gura actually killed herself, she's been dead for more than a year by now and mumei has been running double duty as her replacement, which explains the long ass breaks she has taken, mumei latest break was from almost snapping under the stress of impersonating a dead holo

>>68975577
>She starts seeing Gura in her peripheral vision during a karaoke stream

>>68974165
unless mori is rounding up cats from this charity event to make a coat out of them, nothing will top the nijishitshow

>>68974385
I will now watch Fauna

>>68974165
>There will be a yab in hololive soon.
you got that right

>>68975577
Fauna is pregnant with my child.

>>68974165
Probably. But it will be handled quitely and professionally by all sides

>>68974517
Shiori actually murders a fan and carves his corpse into being a lookalike of Scaramouche that she kisses.

Can't be worse than Kiara singing Depeche Mode and Manson

>>68976806
>instead of being a yab the novelites collectively go giwtwm

>>68974385
How is this a yab?

>>68976066
>Stream suddenly ends
>Mumei is just dressed as gura, rocking back and fort while muttering about something
>She thinks that she's talking to the real gura

>>68975577
kobo is actually 14 years old, but Indonesia is a backwaters shithole where getting a fake id is easy so she tricked management

>>68977474
imagine how cooked ragus would be if it was real

>>68974814
>230224_2023.pdf
>230224_2023 (1).pdf
What the fuck was her problem?

>>68974517
Nijisanji has messed up so badly that for Hololive to get anywhere close they would need a scandal with at least 3 terminations. While it's foolish to put a lot of trust in a Japanese company for the moment that seems unlikely.

>>68974385
holy BASED

>>>68974165

holo just had a nuclear yab bro but unicucks are ignoring it because they gave rushia all that money

>>68980912
Elite file saving techniques, you wouldn't understand.

>>68974814
where's the horse cock and loli hentai?

>>68974165
Pic unrelated? Senren Banka doesn't help me.

Unless its revealed that Fubuki is a serial murderer, the needle won't be moved even a little bit.

>>68982105
Wrong pink woman

>>68982528
koyo noooo

>>68982301
That would move it in a positive direction though.

>>68974165
Fuwawa was Mococo's nepohire.

>>68974165
I have a yab for you, pero is a fat fuck and there's nothing you can do about it. There's your yab now go peddle it around like the scorn retard you are.

>>68974814
She has tree screenshots folders, 2 English 1 Japanese
WTF

>>68975577
The supposed kompromat Fubuki has alluded to having on Hololive is that members of management, including Yagoo himself, were regularly fucking the talents back in the erolive days.

>>68983631
Honestly yeah this would be the drama that would unravel cover

>>68974385
I love Fauna as a streamer, please don't make me fall in love with her.

>>68974385
based

>>68974165
What?

>>68974385
How is this a yab? It makes sense that nature hates niggers

>>68974385
uh BASED?

>>68977474
She showed herself on stream, I could believe she's 14

>>68974985
>nijiEN manages to be more menhera than michael cat
i'm genuinely impressed at how badly they've handled this

>>68974165
A Hololive member will be exposed as married
to another Hololive members
which is a big deal because gay marriage isn't legal

>>68990427
But they already did that on stream.

>>68974814
Miko is so cute bros
also good at opsec unlike other people who consume porn and also stream apparently

>>68974165
biboo will be outed as a literal baby. cover will be sued for child labour and unethical working hours for both biboo and kaela.

>>68974165
Rushia exposing Aqua should have been a yab but Niggersanji saved them with a way bigger yab

>>68990669
Aqua has unicorns?

>>68976806
Wait hang on that’s kinda hot

>>68990912
Yea? She was the queen of Chinese unicorns especially. Remember when they all devised a plan to try to bring her to china and save her from evil Cover corp?

>>68974165
holocure advent update will drop and ruffians and pebbles will have a meltdown because Shiori will be the most op character

>>68974517
Rape. It's the only way Yagoo can compete now. The final, ultimate yab.

>>68974165
>Valentines
>got cheat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rns6j2eHcQ

>>68990669
>Rushia exposing Aqua
Care to elaborate? I visit this board daily, but the only thing I remember seeing was some anon saying Rushia told everyone Aqua was playing with mafumafu? Is that it, or was it a lie, and you're talking about something else? Aqua used to pull good numbers, but when I checked her Palworld streams, they were kinda low by her standards, so did JP unicorns abandon her, or was that just a coincidence?

>soon

>>68990529
EN isn't holo, EOP.

Towa.....

>>68974165
Lui will get caught stealing a baby from the hospital.

>>68983631
It's not like it's uncommon for women to fuck their bosses, speaking as a boss it's an ever-present option regardless of whatever job you have. But somehow the nation of infidelity, prostitution and abstract fetishes would get surprised by this?

>>68974517
kek

>>68974165
Yes. Luna's sex tape where she has sex with me will be leaked soon.

Imagine if Holo announces that they're increasing talents' merch share by exactly 1%. I would laugh until I pass out.

>>68975577
an audio recording or video of roommates stating how much they actually hate idols, vtubing, the fans etc and how they can't believe how easy it's been to make money or bragging about getting free donos/attention for faking a "muh mental health break."

>>68974385
She's already a Kute Kudley Kritter.

>>68974385
>inb4 +14.88K subs

>>69011909
Fuck that, a full discord leak WITH leaked audio from vc calls

>>68976806
umh sorry, that is actually hot

>>68983631
mf there are doujinshis exactly about this
hot tho

>>68974814
SHUT IT DOWN