/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Child

My wife

>>68920415

>>68920415
Fuck off and stop making this generals, we have a corpo to talk about

I am going to kiss my shark!!

>>68920536
Fuck off awnd stowp making thiws genewaws, we have a cowpo tuwu tawk abouwt

not reading the catalog
I LOVE GURA!!

>>68920733
UOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68920733
I use the catalog to hop between Holo general threads and its hideous out there. Refugees burn victims SEA people its horrific. We should all presently stay inside and after a little while I sneak back out and make sure the other generals are ok and maybe scavange for some more food

>>68920948
I just pooted a lil

I love my wife so much
I can't wait for our Valentine's date

I love my wife so much!!

Gurass

>>68920415
My God that is a hideous model.

one of the best sound posts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwFLTwk_7vk

>>68921347
How dare you say that about my daughterwife. You have a hideous soul.

As a swimming instructor, i try my best to resist touching my students inappropriately but they are just too cute like Gura. I took this week off to watch Gura streams but I'm afraid her valentine's stream will make me go even hornier.

>>68921458
I love her... I will protect this girl with my life.

>>68921087
Put your helmet back on Goober

gura has been told every flaw of her model and rigging, see-through eyelids, mis-aligned pupils, a way too big head (even kiara has pointed that out multiple times) etc, but she wants to keep it all as is

>>68922366
She wants to keep everything with her L2D model, but she has mentioned wanting some fixes to her 3D model(s)

>>68921340
SNIFFFFFFFF

>>68922366
because they're not flaws they're charm points

I wouldn't change anything about her models, but I would love her no matter what her model was.

>>68922977
even Booba Gura?

She cute

>>68923030
Yes, even that.

I don't think Gura!

>>68922366
she enjoyed the meme of an ebi sniping the rigger too much, so decided to keep it.

The wildest thing from yesterdays karaoke is that she mentioned that she had a pink iPod Touch case with spikes on it a long time ago, that very case can be seen in one of her roommates videos

Either she forgot and just happened to mention the case OR she was just trolling/teasing us

>>68921458

I want to sexually bully and ryona this creature and make her more depressed!

>>68923213
I don't think.

>us
>garbage post

>>68923853
Faggot

>>68921458
>>68923600
Why is she like this?

>>68924048
I think Gura may have retarded!

>>68924048
I don't know, but I desperately need to marry her and start a family with her.

>>68924345
Your webm is bwoken

>>68924463
Works on my machine.

>>68919442
she's such a child. Eating with her pissy hands...

>>68918367
I want to be her Prince Charming and kiss her hands.

>>68924463
Nah, it works. I think you're broken.

>>68924575
You 2 conviniently just glossed over that she lied about it first! She came back, chat asked if she washed her hands she said "YES" and then kept playing, then after the game chat asked again and she finally admitted to not washing her hands!

I wonder how much she lies about during an average stream

imagine gura holding her arms open for a hug and as you lean in, you can smell the faint scent of pee on her hands

>>68924746
she's a child, it can't be helped. What she needs is an adult to correct her bad behavior.

>>68924746
Gure wets herself every stream

Is Gura potty trained?

>>68924746
Gura did wash her hands, I saw her.

Okaerinasai

>>68924746
She definitely leans more towards the "daughter" side of "daughterwife" for me sometimes.
The little brat got caught in a lie but still tried to hide it. She needed a good scolding.

I want to do woodworking with Gura!

>>68925417
Hot

Gura needs a spanking

>>68927444
Come and get it, stinky!

>>68927507

>>68927507
Fucking BRAT! C'MERE!

I would like to inappropriately touch her

>>68927900
She's a child. That's illegal.

My wife has the cutest bum.

>>68928009
Gura is an adult little lady shark!

okayu streaming with nijisanji, i suspect gura is annoyed now?

Shit... I'm out of storage space for the archive

Damn, it's full on chaos out there. Definitely glad to be in my little Hololive/Gura bubble. As incompetent as Cover can be, at least they aren't like THAT. Jesas.

>>68928943
nijiJP is not nijiEN and Gura stays in her bubble so I doubt she gives a fuck.

>>68929201
At least they were competent enough not to take ID's nepotism hires.

>>68920415
God that dumb fish face I love her
>>68927900
uoh

>>68922366
chumbies have done wonders correcting her internalized body image, both real and virtual

I like the dumb shark. I wonder what we can expect for Valentine's day.

No more horny
I want to hug gura and pat her head

>>68920415
Orange woman should host another BG3 collab so shark can be the wizard

>>68930738
Yea she'll always be a cute sweetheart no matter how she looks, she just happens to actually look cute too!

Remember yesterday when she told a story about putting a barbie up her butt and it got stuck so she had to go to the hospital and have it removed?

I love when our wife share her stories with us <3

>>68931600
Hey i recognize your format

>Hail Gura, full of Gawr
>Yagoo is with thee
>Blessed art thou amongst lolis
>And blessed is the fruit of thy cunny, /ggg/sus
>Stinky Gura, mother of memes
>Stream for us shrimpers, now and in the hours of EST
>a
>men

Gura has a tiny front parts

Make
Atlantis
Gureat
Again

>>68929418
Unless you count Ollie nepo'ing Bae, but at least she worked out for the most part

https://youtu.be/b8g0HWn-Zas?t=15140
I have a lot in common with gura's cat

Guras favourite flower is Hydrangea:

"Sadly, the entire plant, including the flower buds, is quite toxic to pets and children. All parts of Hydrangea contain traces of cyanide. Accidental ingestion could cause shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse. Severe cases of poisoning could also lead to convulsions and death"

Gura has Pica, she ate sand & shewed on marbles as a kid, she also licked countertops

In one of her streams she mentioned her moder planted the most beautiful Hydrangea in their backyard

Given Gura has Pica it's safe to say she munched on those flowers, she has mentioned having ALL these sympoms of hydrange poisioning:

"shortness of breath, dizziness, fainting, and a rapid pulse"

>>68933642
she got a habit saying "myaa" every sentence

>>68934096
Stop eating flowers goob

How long until she buys the top tier mic she wished for?

>>68935894
She already have a 1'500USD microphone, what top tier are you talking about? The 3D head?

>>68935894
The u87ai? There’s practically no difference besides her tlm103 being a bit brighter. Shes should use the expensive mixer she got first of all (apogee something)

with the current momentum, Marine will overtake Gura as the #1 subbed to streamer of Hololive within max 1 1/2 years.

She's already there in terms of other metrics

More channel views
(current 960m vs gura's 383m)

Higher channel revenue
(207m yen vs gura's 142m yen)


does this worry you, and will you still watch gura when she's firmly #2, could it even be better for gura's peace of mind to be #2?

>>68936590

>>68936590
Anon no one cares about that here, try /#/

>>68936590
>More channel views
over 50% of those views are due to Marine spamming shorts
shorts make much much less revenue than views for streams btw

>>68933213
They're child front parts so it makes sense. Hairless. Completely untouched.

>>68936590
>NOOOOO! NUMBER GOES DOWN!! :((( PLS GIB BIG NUMBER OR I CAN NOT ENJOY VTUBING!!!

just end your pathetic existence

>>68933213
Yeah, they're cute, pretty, puffy, and they're all mine ToT

Okay, time to talk about her key-switches...WHY THE FRICK is she still using MX switches? She talked about her MX Reds fondly in the "shaboin" stream, MX Reds, seriously? She is a billionaire and using basic bitch switches?

Here are some superior linear switches that she should upgrade to:

Invokeys Matcha Latte or Black Sesame (super cringy names, almost as cringe as going to Starbucks, but despite the name they feel & sound amazingly)

Gateron Milky Yellow, most bang for the buck switches

Gateron Oil King or Black ink v2, the safe options

Wuque Studios Morandi

PLEASE Gura, i am so sick and tired of your shitty sounding keyboard, give it away to Guantanamo Bay to be used to torture the infidels....

>>68937250
you're used to supporting the #1. let's see if you're still here when she's no longer the main character.

it's an honest and factual observation that it seems inevitable that Marine, with the full continued backing of the core JP viewerbase, in time will overtake gura in every possible way.

gura doesn't have the same support from the international community. She once had everyone's attention, but alas she completely failed in capitalizing. Gura's channel remains stagnant, and I don't see that changing unless she attacks the situation and puts more time, money and effort into growing her channel.

>>68937669
I use the top of the line slim, wireless, TKL keyboard from Logitech. I dont even remember the name, I just remember that it cost like 200$ How does this make you feel?

>>68937902
>How does this make you feel?
Like i'm surrounded by sadomasochists!

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>68937822
Do you watch Gura only because she’s #1?

yes she's my wife don't yell

>>68938059
>he thinks that fag watch Gura

>>68937822
holy shit just go back to your containment thread already you obnoxious doublenigger

Hey chumbies. Haven't posted here for a while, I noticed Gura was back, haven't seen any streams though. I've been real busy. Never worked so hard before, I'm happy though.

How is chumbie morale? Last I saw it wasn't great here, is your morale back up now?

>>68938059
i think she's complacent, and fans of the idol journey 'motto motto' and all that just didn't vibe with resting on laurels instead of trying to reach new milestones and do exciting things with her as part of Gura's fanbase

WIFE WIFE WIFE

GURAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>68938151
We are unbreakable

Goob morning Gura

>>68938151
fuck off tourist

Wife woke up just as Okayu went live, we are getting cucked bois!

>>68938151
Yeah I am just horny now

>>68938185
What’s your point? Are you hoping Gura sees your posts and listens?

>>68938185
oh nyo, random numbernigger is upset because gura never cared about high numbers and #1 and just does things how she wants to

taipei tweet

https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1757406811412484526
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1757406811412484526
https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1757406811412484526

>>68938578
>https://twitter.com/gawrgura/status/1757406811412484526
Fuck off idiot, stop posting member content in GGG, tourist doesn't deserve it!

not fully convinced gura is active on x rn
has mane-san vibes desu

>>68938578
Old fucking news, who cares? Hololive already posted this crap, it just a shitty ad for the locals!

https://twitter.com/iPASScorp/status/1755109153134256623

Probably not even Gura that posted it on the Gura X account, most likely mana-san, gura is sitll asleep

>>68938657
retard

>>68938578
Its really easy at this point to spot tweets made by managers

Can't wait to see the fruit of me and her labor

of all places, taipei??
pls be careful goob

I no longer have the urge to reply to retards

>>68938837
Yeah, it is really dangerous being on a digital billboard!

>>68938779
If it was written by her, what would it look like?

>>68938395
that's a child

>>68938895
same desu

>>68938895
So you have stopped replying to yourself then?

WOOOOOOOOOO GOTT'EM!

Goob morning, retards

That could be the first appearance of her Chinese dress hinted in medley

A lot of new likes

>>68939094
>Chinese
West Taiwan you idiot

gura on her way to taiwan

>>68938895
why is she smiling and blushing like that?

now i need more gura in a chinese outfit.

MAYBE LOVE

>>68939246
I hate Marine so fucking much for sleeping with her.

>>68939147
Are you going to start rambling about the sin of CCP now?

>>68939013
Goob morning faggot

This one is good

Is are am any of you peeps worried that there is some Niji level of evilness going on in Hololive behind the sceenes? There has been an awful lot of hiatuses, especially in the EN branch

Afterall, it is a Jap company they are dealing with

>>68939583
Yes it is good but the face has way to little of Guras facial features, if it wasn't for the blue eyes & tail, it would just have been a generic anime grill!

Iws awe am any of uwu peeps wowwied thawt thewe iws sowme niji wevew of eviwness going own in howowive behind the sceenes? thewe has bewn an awfuw wot of hiatuses, especiawwy in the en bwanch

aftewaww, iwt iws a jap company they awe deawing with

So I have to book a trip to Taiwan within 2 days to see my wife? What the fuck is this bullshit?

>>68939619
Fuck off catalognigger. Go watch Kiara, if there was any bullshit going on she'd let you know.

>>68939723
I hope you did not waste your life writing that out manually, surely you is are am having an uwu translator tool?

>>68934096
Eating hydrangeas reminded me of the anime sankarea

Is this the first time she liked something with advent in it?

>>68939927
I don't care!

>>68939936
Holy shit does that artist even know basic human anatomy? Her right leg attaches to her hips like a good 10 cm lower than her left leg......................

>>68939619
Yes I am afraid Gura is sexually harassing other talents with her futa shark cocks.

>>68939940
This?

>>68939619
I know. Very horrific event. Gura ate a sweet potato and farted

rat is flat? i thought she was pretty stacked

>>68939094
>>68939936
Chinese dresses make me hard.

>>68940186
>Gura is forcing other members to sniff her farts
oh no no no chumkeks our response?

>>68940093

>>68939927
That mean she was resurrected like Rea

>>68940377
Would ruin

>>68940273
That should've been me

>>68939619
>Afterall, it is a Jap company they are dealing with
Anon please, Jap business environments are usually pretty tame. It's the Hebrews you have to watch out for. Case in point: You remember that IdolCorp shit a while back.

Yagoo's an otaku to the core. No way is he going to pull some shit like that.

>>68939489
Considering that nigger has nowhere to go despite an escalating drama happening, anyone can easily predict where the nigger of this general came from

>>68940275
Are you blind?

Green line is where the hip joint would need to be if it would match the right leg, red line is where the hip line actually are located in the drawing of the left leg!

To match the right leg the left leg have to bend right in the middle of the fucking thigh to have the same attachment point to the hip....

>>68940654
retard

>>68940873
Don't be mad at me because you are a shitty "artist"!

Does Gura know what country's capital Taipei is?

Why did she do it?

>>68940984
Croatia?

Gura should have sex with Chloe

>>68941107
I want to take Gura to Croatia, soooo beautiful over there! Either that or Austria/Swei/Dolomites!

If you were revamping the human body and were to give boobs an actual useful function instead of just sex appeal, what would you have them do?

>>68941369
they need to make it so one of them gives u milk and the other one gives u coffee

>>68941171
>>68922617

>>68941369
Just get rid of them. Pectoral muscles are useful for boxing and pushing things and women don't need to do those things. Plus flatness has more sex appeal T u T

>>68941369
boobs have sex appeal?

>>68941814
It is so hot that me, a male, have bigger boobs than Gura, and i am not even fat T o T

Would a vtuber be allowed to invite their roommates for a collab? Would be awesome if Gura invited her roommate and made her roommate sing CPR or Dirty Thoughts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS6KWFRta4c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHnp9-SdjA

The amount of money i would donate for Gura or her roommate to sing CPR, i would sell my home to make it happen

Gura liked a lot of really good stuff today including goom perms. Thank you Gura!

Why is

he

like

this?

i still haven't goomed to her

>>68942844
That's okay. Us cumbuds will give her enough goom to make up for it.

>>68942844
Same desu! &Never have, never will! Gura is way to cute and sweet to have an erection for! Gura is purely made for hugging!

>>68942844
Have you thought about using some sildenafil to fix your ED?

>>68942248
Fuck those songs!

But i do wish she would sing "heavier" songs, maybe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zBUlhcRyWw

>>68938744
it was posted at 9:10 EST
which is 100% mane-chan

>>68942844
It took me over a year before I did
God if she isn't one of the hottest things I have ever seen

LEAVE GURA ALONE YOU FUCKING PSYCHOS!

This thread seem full of off-topic faggotry. Must be a jews.

>>68943201
Retard

>>68943450
no u

>>68943444
We are all jews, that's how the amphibians evolved into our current form!

>>68943416
sexo

>>68943602
Get your AI trash outta /here/

>>68943786
Gura liked AI images before we like AI here

So what are we going to make of the fact that gura said she related personally to "wonderful world" in a way that she never understood subjects in school but learned a lot about love. did she truly experience school love. i was told she's a weird stinky gamer liking hatsune miku in her school days basicaly waaay before it was cool and just creepy weird

You're up early today ESL-kun

>>68944330
I love all Guras

>>68944763
>did she truly experience school love
She said she got bullied in school & she also said in a member stream that she had no friends in school so when there was a type of diary that people passed around to eachother where people write about themselves in eachoters diary she had to make up her own imaginary friends and write her own stories about them in her diary! Several such sad stories!

Seems very unlikely she got swooned romantically in school

>>68944871
i just dont think being an early weeb and being loved is fair. its either or.

>>68945262
idk about you but we only passed diaries in elementary school theres like an entire 8 years after this time period. I was thinking maybe, instead of being swooned its just crushing on someone, as is natural in teenagers. but as most crushes go, especially if youre a weird stinky hatsune miku girl, you never approach the person. I know it was like that for me, though im a guy and i guess that just 180's the entire situation and i cant really talk about the female weeb perspective

>>68945598
though i guess its not hard to assume that my school life went pretty loveless so I'd in no situation ever say that i learned a lot about love in school, which is why this specifically stuck with me.

Seriously, i can't stop watching, i can't believe that there is ANY greys left out there when something like this excists, this video alone should make all of you paypigs for the rest of your lives!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWf-QkldTQQ

>>68944871
I guess its just me at this point but no, I'm not him. Usually i can laugh these things off as jokes but this one stuck because it seems sincere. but youre right on the esl part, no point in trying to hide it

>>68947289
Why is are am her skin melting???????!!!11

>>68947365
AI?!?!!?!11

>>68923677

>The term “hoochie coochie” comes from the French word hochequeue (“to shake a tail”) which refers to a small bird that shakes its tail feathers

>>68932826
samen

>>68948780
Is this MMD or actually Gura?

gura's coochie

>>68949037
Gura is a robut

I still love this bratty shake, but I never found out where it came from

Ghåstbösters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRj_CeNblIE

so, what is this sushi thing in taipei? is it a panel that will be streamed or camripped? or just a billboard?

you catch Gura peeing behind a bush, what do you do?

>>68949939
>>68938733

>>68950008
Tickle her balls from behind!

WIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE again

>>68949037
MMD

>>68950102

ToT

Why did Gura like hypno Gura? Does she know what hypno implies?

>>68950408
I really wish that artist would draw the very same pic but in an uppies pose instead, that would break the internet!

>>68949939
Gura trying shirako

>>68950470
she knows EXACTLY what she's doing

>>68950565
yeah, mine

Love when she digs deep for a premium RT

>>68950470
which one is hte hypno eye one? I don't see it?

I think he means this one. I see it as more confused than hypno.

>>68951410
yeah, more embarassed/dazed imo

>>68951410
It's classic hypno eyes you fucking tard, picrel and Chloe vid https://youtu.be/VmIQ7r7dcwk?t=53

>>68951588
Yeah, but those eyes don't always mean hypno you drooling fetishist.

>>68950408
how the fuck does she find a 2 year old post to repost

>>68951648
Yes they do! Dazed is circular/spiral; rounded spiral, hypno is line-spirals! Now, fuck off

>>68951588
same eyes, two readings
>>68951787
that's just stylistic choice

>>68951779
didn't she retweet it a long time ago when it came out? I know she liked it then.

>>68951892
oh you think she went through her likes and reposted? I'm honestly unsure if it was reposted before, I usually like all gura reposts but that one was unliked

>>68952039
it's such a good image that she might have it bookmarked

>>68951779
both mori and nacho follow that user, maybe a professional interest?

>>68952100
this makes me think she's looking for thumbnails AS WE SPEAK :3

>>68952163
valentine date is with baby gura ToT

those who complain about a gura banner instead of being happy for their oshi getting opportunities to appear somehow in various countries, need to count to ten and revaluate everything

Love Gura
Hug Gura
Kiss Gura
Marry Gura
Breed Gura

>>68952798
Yeah all by me

>>68952798
>>68952976
my posts

AAA, the Shark Queen is here! hololive EN Myth Team VTuber Shark Gawr Gura is coming to the big screen in Ximending, ready to make an important announcement.

Earlier in the day, iPASS One Card announced on X (formerly known as Twitter) that on February 16th at 19:00, Gawr Gura will be appearing on the TV wall in the plaza in front of the Watson's Wuchang store in Taipei's Ximending Town, emphasizing that if you can watch the event live, you'll have good luck for the whole year.

Following the example of last year's JP group Sakura Witch, a trailer for a hololive-related event will also be shown, which is sure to increase the number of visitors to Ximen. As for what will be shown, fans will have to wait and see on the spot on the 16th!

>>68928061
I have the strongest urge to plap Schoolgirl Gura either in the janitor's closet or the gymnasium storage room where nobody will bother us.

>>68953675
I would plap her in the principal's office. Then when I was done, I'd throw her in the teachers' break room and let all the male faculty pass her around T u T

>>68953675
>>68953889
I really hope she does the bratty schoolgirl RP she talked about some day

>>68951410
Hypno Gura valentines cyb0rseggs incoming?

What if Gura starts groping me on a very busy train?

our troops need leaders, expand the royal guard!

>>68940629
? Did u reply to the wrong person

>>68955070

>>68937669
She still has a 3080

>>68955287
good, 40x0 series is a complete waste of money

Will there be a stream in 4-6 hours today or is the stream tomorrow night?

>>68937669
You should send her a letter about it
If you word it nicely for management and smell it up real good then Gura will also remember it

>>68955820
Everyone knows she is too lazy to stream 3 days in a row.

>>68955931
So Gura gonna get mogged by Bae, Ririka, Roboco, Shiori, IRyS & even Kanade, all starting their valentines in just a couple of hours!

Valentines day is tomorrow

>>68956437
what? you know its valentines in Japan right now and for Gura its still tuesday. even then she will stream at her standard time tomorrow

no...what have they done...

>>68942673
You fool! It's a challenge, she wants you to edge yourself so she liked goom perms today to get us ready for tomorrow!

>>68957607
kek thought it was a Wailord
nice fat tail

>>68957607
I'm gonna mod it

>>68947080
It is a masterpiece, my absolute favorite stream, I hope she does another one like it some day. :3

>>68951410
Hypnotized lewd Gawr Valentine's RP stream incoming.

Gura takes really big shits sometimes and they’re so big that they even surprise her!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJt-S33I5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJt-S33I5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJt-S33I5o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIJt-S33I5o

>>68957607
it looks like a whale

>>68958336

>>68958336
i thought she posted a frame
fuck you

>>68958406
rude, she's just pregnant

>>68957607
Where¡

>>68958244
Yeah, me

Gura keeps touching me without my consent.

I don't have the picture but does anybody know who's the artist for that one picture of gura sucking a banana?

Jesus fucking Christ this is amazing. Whoever produced/composed/made this I don't know anything about music is amazing.

>>68958677
with my pups

>>68959546
I've just heard it for the first time.
t. I've been under the rock for the past few months

>>68959251
God that's so fucking hot, I want Gura to kabedon me and start grinding against me in some alleyway, I want Gura to force herself on me after we've watched a movie together.

Shark time tomorrow!

>>68959251
And? What you gonna do?

>>68959546
Yeah, Marine has great connections and drive to see things through.

>>68959795
Gura would never do such a thing. Gawr would.

>>68942248
>>68943103
What are you even talking about? You seem like such a newfag that I can't even tell if you mean roommate as in the normal meaning, or "roommate" as in the vtuber meaning.

>>68957607
where did you get this from?

>>68959995
I'm baffled how complete this seems. MV, music, their voices sound great, all in all complete package. Is the cost of it known, has Marine mentioned it maybe?

>>68914914
Because they aren’t good at making music. Mori’s solo songs are amateurish while her new ones are processed by UMG which she can’t share and Kiara is heavily mixed which is the problem with most songs Gura is part of. Marine could also be an option but hers are extremely expensive and months in the making. Honestly cover should do an official partnership with Honeyworks because all the songs during their collab is well produced

>>68960582
Haven't heard of how much it cost, must have been a fortune though. I think Marine takes all the money from memberships or something and puts it into MV's.

>>68960125
Even better

>>68922366
Everything except the weird lemon mouth shape mainly because she doesn’t know what that face means. Anyone else with that model would’ve failed

>>68960450
Not my fault that you are a fucking lobotomated braindead zombie that can't comprehend even the most basic words!

Consider an abortion of yourself

>>68937669
i bet she doesnt even have GMK caps. come on shork do u even thocc

>>68960859
>I think Marine takes all the money from memberships or something and puts it into MV's.
I kneel if true. I kneel either way actually.

>>68924170
I like people liking Gura even if I don’t want her to respond

>>68958608
THEY ARE...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnE0fyh-E8w&t=990s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XiwapsWPU4&t=340s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQgVSIY48L0&t=1910s

>>68957607
She is also getting a bottle and some keychain Sushi figures,cards and other stuff, sucks that is probably going to be tw only

>>68937669
I got some kailh box white switches in my keyboard and they feel good to me. Definitely better than my cherry blues. Otherwise I don't quite get the custom keyboard autism that zoomers have

My goomba glasses and ebi plush finally arrived.

Evil wizard roleplay tomorrow.

>>68961422
>Would be awesome if Gura invited her roommate and made her roommate sing CPR or Dirty Thoughts
Nothing you said made sense, retard.
If you meant real roommate, then you're a fucking idiot because she doesn't live with anyone.
If you meant the vtuber version of roommate, then how the fuck is she supposed to have a duet or collab with herself?
Why does it even matter to you?
Are you just insufferably ESL or are you a complete fucking retard schizo that only came here to promote your fat twitch whores with double digit body counts?

I like laptop keyboards because all real keys take too much force for my lazy fingers

>>68962372
Wait, how do you post a sound post with sound? I can't just save and post again?

>>68962568
get some light linears, they're even lighter

you will now remember p-a-r-t-y

>>68962568
You are just getting the wrong switches

See, you all laughed at the nijifags yesterday, but I remained solemn because I knew that with the destruction of their branch, all their zoomer and normalfag fans were going to end up flooding into here and other hololive threads.

>>68962568
auschwitzbud you need to eat more

Chumbies! I’m at the car shop getting my oil changed!

>>68957607
>taiwan gets a tail plush
this shit is not fucking FAIR

>>68962659
Go look at a soundpost and try to see what the difference is between yours and theirs.
Also lurk a thousand more years.

Buds I'm scared of the future. Take care of yourselves. I feel like something bad is going to happen soon unrelated to Gura. I doesn't feel like just one event but the start of something.

>>68963099
Don't drink it this time Gura

>>68963288
If you’re not supposed to drink it then why’d they make it look all syrupy, hmmmmm? Or do you just wanna hog all the forbidden engine blood juice for yourself?

>>68963103
it's taiwan only?!

>>68963256
Somebody get this nigga a shot of chocolate milk STAT!

>>68962476
>If you meant real roommate, then you're a fucking idiot because she doesn't live with anyone.
We are on /vt "Hmmmmmm i wonder if he means real roommate or the VT kind" geeeeeez year, really hard one to figure out, fucking braindead idiot

>>68962476
>If you meant the vtuber version of roommate, then how the fuck is she supposed to have a duet or collab with herself?
"Hey everyone, here is my roommate, she is gonna sing song X for us" *proceeds to sing*. You are getting more braindead the more you write if you cant even figure such a simple thing out

>>68962476
>Why does it even matter to you?
"This anon have other preferences than i have, since i am the center of the fucking universe i am flabbergasted that someone has the audacity to like things"

In my 20 years on internet i have never ever come across someone with more irreversible braindamage than you, i hope you have 60 IQ or downs or something because your retardation is inexcusable

>>68963256
I really wish she'd go back to playing red dead 2. Those were really fun streams.

>you eat too many burgers
>it’s bad to eat dirt
>you’re not allowed to drink blue raspberry dishwasher drink
There are too many rules on this gay earth

>>68963256
>soon
bad things are already happening and will only get worse, the people in power literally tell you that they want to make your life worse. for some reason people don't care unless it's immediately threatening, but then it's too late.

Kiara wants to play deep rock with Gura.

>>68963976
BASED

>>68963103
>>68963622
Wait, really? I want a tail plush...

Kiara wants to play deep cock with Gura

>>68963976
Fuck yeah. Do it chicken.

>>68963670
But anon I've already had my choccy milk.

>>68963622
>>68964087
I'm hoping it's not taiwan only and that we'll be able to order it and pay a pound of flesh for shipping

>>68963105
Hoocha!?

>>68964175
Anon, you can almost guarantee that is the case. Accept it now and bitch to Gura in a superchat tomorrow to make her aware of the issue.

>>68963742
chatgpt just hasn't been the same since the lobotomy...

>>68964153
He’s endemic!! We need intravenous choco transplant NOW. Don’t worry chumbie, I’m here and won’t let another one of you die.

>>68964312
Maybe if we can't get it she can make us a tail plushie for her birthday.

>>68964215
how did you fuck up a soundpost. just post the original file link lol

>>68963256
No idea what in particular you're referring to, but I've been feeling this way for a while. I think in the end things will be better, but it's going to be one hell of a bumpy ride getting there.

>>68964516
I've never done it before, and I wanted my own file name. It was a learning experience. :3

>>68963256
Dude, there are two wars going on right now, with more already on horizon. We have two geriatric senile idiots as presidential candidates. We are already fucked. There is no future. Just enjoy Gura and Hololive while you can.

>>68963742
I think you might be the dumbest poster I've seen here in a long, long time.
Since I can't use Gura's roommate on this board without getting banned, I'll use Inuyama Tamaki as an example instead, since she's open about being Norio-sensei.
You're basically saying
>hey, wouldn't it be cool if Tamaki said "hey everyone, Norio's here to sing a song for you!"
And then what, exactly? She proceeds to sing a song just as normal? Again, why is that something you'd want? It doesn't change anything. Gura would sing the exact same way.
So yeah, you seem completely ESL, utterly retarded, and you don't know anything about vtubers.
Go the fuck back, you downy sub 80 IQ underage retard.

>>68960582
>>68960859
No hard numbers this time but it costed a lot and a huge loss. But music is just fun for her it’s not meant to make money just something she’s passionate about which is why her songs end up good. She has the right outlook

>>68963742
NTA, but you really are a dumb piece of shit if you thought Gura or any of the others would ever involve their previous online personas in their work at hololive or any other company.
Also, what you're describing literally happens every time Gura sings. And that's because Gura is her roommate. Are you retarded?

>>68964914
I read nothing of your drivel, you have already disqualified yourself, i only interact with brain-havers, sowwy bruw!