/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>6890217
I WILL BECOME THAT CAT

>>6890248
I still can't that believe detailed cunnytoe is literally the first thing I see when I click on Gawr Gura's twitter profile

Gura cute Gura cute!

Love Gura

Love this shark, every day and always.

>>6890399

GURA CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE

Gura love

>>6890458
I don't understand what I'm looking at.

posting in a sharkpit thread

>>6890522
Understandable reaction when confronted with the sublime.

>>6890540
Forehead thread!

>>6890540
All parts of Gura are wonderful.

Inside is a puzzle-platformer right? Wonder if it’ll be conducive to chatting or if it’ll take more of her focus

I want to watch as Gura eats my freshly removed arm

Gura and Chikubi (Me)

>>6890676
Chaaaaaat, solve this puzzle for meeeeee

>>6890676
From what I remember it's not difficult at all and shouldn't require too much focus. Not sure if she'll be able to complete it in one stream if she stops to chat a lot though.

>>6890458
>>6890399

>>6890676
The puzzles aren't hard, but there are some intense setpieces. They'll make for entertaining gameplay reactions.

shark

>>6890834
love shark

hora dorfin HORA DODFRFUN HORA DORUFIN DORFAN DOORPHONE

i'm so damn horny tonight bros... must not.. hornypost....about the shark

>>6890928
https://streamable.com/ynw7u0

>>6890928
Don't fight the urge.
Post horny.

>>6890928
why contain it?

https://files.catbox.moe/93c5hd.mp4

Did Calli mention how long it would be between TTRPG sessions from now on? After the last tutorial, she said it'd be about two weeks, so will that be the norm for these full sessions? They're a treat.

>>6891014
Gura's nervous laughter when she goes too far with her interests and has to back out is both cute and heartbreaking. I won't judge you Gura...

>>6891106
she is really fascinated by gross things and smells

I am in love with Gura.

>>6890961
The way she is saying that is so damn sexy.

it was fun to watch

>>6891014
NEVER do your laundry Gura

>>6891118
so am I

Groomba Broomba

>>6890834

if you must use a coffee pod system, nespresso is definitely the way to go.

>>6890961
>>6890976
>>6890992
I've been thinking about how tiny her hands must be. She'd almost certainly need both hands to stroke you properly. She'd look up at you for approval as she did it, but all you do is tell her to spit on it again and keep going. When you're fucking her from behind, it would be so easy to wrap up her wrists behind her back with just one hand, leaving the other one free to spank her plump sharkbutt and sharktail. I wonder if you could choke her with her own tail...

>>6891253
Thanks Gura, buying one right now.

painting a tired gura. which flavor of monster would she drink?

>>6891310
Ultra Paradise

>>6891294
https://youtu.be/Qa7WRAfGIQg?t=6940

>>6891257

>>6891376
Vertuo or Original?

Gura is the ultimate proof that the silent majority of weebs in the West love or at least like cunny.

>>6891106
It's so refreshing to hear a girl talk about her specific interests and passions. So many don't realize that guys want to hear about that too, and that interests literally make a person interesting. Love Gura.

>>6891253
I love coffee

>>6891429
honestly, my only experience with them is with the system sold for commercial use (like in offices) in the asian market.

>>6891257
https://youtu.be/7zyG6k1xmBs?t=692

>>6891463
and Gura

>>6891500
I just noticed, did she change this thunbail? I remember those ear had blush before

>>6891537
this is the thumbnail i pulled with my live recording.

>>6891537
you're thinking of this one probably
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gF8WqO09lM

>>6891310
The best flavor Monster - original. She has that blue raspberry energy drink for a 0-sugar option

>>6891500
fuuuuuuuck this part will never not drive me fucking crazy, I need MORE GOORUH!

Gura is cute!

>>6891591
>>6891602
Ah sorry, my memory kinda fuzzy lately. Have a cute Gura's pic

>>6891257
>choke her with her own tail
Better yet Gura chokes you with her tail as you pound her from behind

>>6891602
>>6891670
I just remembered this one too
https://youtu.be/8gF8WqO09lM?t=2856

>>6891106
I want nothing more than to deeply love every single part of her. Good, bad, weird, and everything in between.

>>6891253
>>6891429
I agree. I have a Vertuo, which is great. Not enough variety of coffee for that one though, so I usually end up drinking the same roughly six kinds of pods. Never used the original one and don't know how well it works, but I know it has a lot more variety of pods and they're a little cheaper.

>>6891257
Welp, guess it’s time to masturbate to trial by chum again

I want to hug shark pillow

>>6891914
Get one. It will be a worthwhile purchase.

>>6891514
Mmm, gura juice

>>6891310
She prefers the green one. Ultra paradise.

I'm really glad I dream about Gura now.

>>6891862
i don't have space at home for any kind of machine so i use an aeropress and a hand grinder and i boil water on the stove.

>>6892018
Do you see the actual sharkgirl in your dreams? I had one before, but it was just a nondescript woman that my brain recognized as Gura. Still was amazing though.

>>6892013
>my ex gf was 5’4”, childlike body, bottom heavy
>she also loved monster ultra, especially the green one

Not like this, Gura no

>>6891451
>silent majority of weebs
It's not that the majority is silent as much as the ironic weebs that latched on to the culture once people like Lady Gaga started claiming they're anime fans invaded the subculture and they're a loud, screeching minority that is also SJW. This and (((Netflix))) anime happened because old /pol/ was full on weeaboo and we accepted and thrived on anime. Billions were wasted on a psyop. Consequently nu/pol/, which is completely worthless, is also anti-anime and has no weeb presence. The original /pol/ userbase completely abandoned it after 2016 and the influx of actual republicans, christians and other assorted trash which to us was seen as part of the problem. They don't understand anime, or like it.

It sounds insane but it is true.

>>6892117
In the last one? No, actually, I was playing a game with her and helping her with stuff. It was cute.

>>6892135
So you’re saying there are other anti-Semitic weebs out there like me? Thank god

>>6892132
Bro your last GF was Gura.
You were a lucky bastard and you lost her.

>>6892132
Damn. Well, they do say it's better to have love and lost to never have loved at all. Not that I'd know.../spoiler]

>>6892079
Aeropress is great too, that's probably your best bet if you don't have room for a machine. Good choice. I like them more than french presses which would be my other choice in that situation. It's what I used before I had a Nespresso and when I wasn't so lazy to just fill a reusable Keurig pod and settle for nasty drip coffee.

>>6892213
Gura fucking wishes she was 5'4"

stop drinking monster gura

>>6892213
Don't torment goslings. They have it hard enough as it is.

>>6891451
Gura just registers as a petite adult woman to me. I can't think of her as a child even if some art pictures her that way.

Gura makes a big deal about drinking 1 puny Monster energy. I drink like 4 a day and have for years and I'm fine. The original flavor sucks ass. Pipeline Punch flavor or the Monster Rehab flavors are the best.

>>6892213
Nah the bitch cheated on me. I can only wish it was Gura.

>>6892179
It goes much, much deeper than that. But effectively yes. Anime is the only living form of high art in the modern world, and it has transcendence. Yes, individual results may vary and we can talk about declining standards forever, BUT at its height anime truly is art. It is also completely pagan and approaches life, beauty and sexuality in the same way as Europe once did.

"Anime is inherently fascist." - old /pol/ proverb.

>>6892348
Hope already have a new heart lined up

>>6892348
Well she's tiny, so caffeine probably affects her harder.

>>6891451
Gura is the proof that lots of people like Gura. There's so many cunny vtubers out there, and vast majority of them are boring 2views. No need to reduce her success to just her design.

>>6892374
>Anime is the only living form of high art in the modern world

Why is this gem of the sea so small anyway? Looks like she’d get blown over by a breeze

>>6892348
Are you a tiny girl? No? Then realize that your body can probably take a lot more punishment fro caffeine. You could probably eat like ten times as many chicken tendies as her too.

>>6892348
>I drink like 4 a day and have for years and I'm fine.
This man's kidneys are currently screaming in agony.

>>6892438
actually she's got a lower center of gravity so i'd expect her to stand up to much stronger winds.

>>6891016
I feel like she said it would be weekly from the recap episode but I do remember her saying bi-weekly before but I'm sure that was only for the tutorial. Would have to double check that. It would make sense if it was bi-weekly since it would take time for Mori to come up with the scenarios but I think she might've built that up ahead of time since they couldn't do the session sooner because of Kiara's Birthday and the moving. She also has a bunch of stuff she didn't use in the tutorials she can draw from.

>>6892389
Also true. Cunny means nothing and doesn't equal success in the slightest. Gura is Gura, and that makes her wonderful.

Paradoxically, I am actually very fond of unshaven cats and like to think and hope Gura never fell for the retarded shaved cat meme. It just looks ugly and unappealing.

>>6892465
Beanpolebros not like this…

>>6892438
Atlantean genetics caused it.

>>6892340
I usually think of her that way, but then I also remember the story about her being mistaken for a child while going through the bank drive through with Mama Shark.

>>6892438
Water pressure. Atlantis was deep underwater. Atlanteans are naturally compact, obviously

>>6892494
I, too, loved bush and had a strong attraction to boobies and small butts. Gura has completely flipped me on my head and now I like bottom-heavy midgets with a shaved maneater and no chest.

>>6892348
>I drink like 4 a day and have for years and I'm fine.
You're not and when that hits you, and it absolutely will, you will realize how absolutely fucked you are from the inside. Your heart, veins, LIVER and kidneys are almost certainly in a terrible state. The older you get the more obvious it'll be. It's worse than being an alcoholic. The sheer amount of insulin your body has to produce due to the sugar is staggering.

>>6892340
Gura is a petite adult woman who ALSO would roleplay as cunny in a heartbeat.

>>6892601
I see

>>6891451
Like any cultural sensation it’s a combination of charisma, timing and luck. EN came out during peak coof season, Gura has a very simple and iconic, easily recognizable design, and a unique voice.

Right person in the right place at the right time. Nothing to do with cunny.

What a dork

>>6892601
I’m pretty sure it works the opposite way bud. Hence all the mythology about giant creatures from deep sea, etcetera.

>>6892632
Cunny-haters actually believe this.

>>6892632
I mostly agree, but I don't think she would be as wildly popular if she had a different design.

>>6892559
People are really bad at guessing ages.

>>6892691
Nobody outside of niche communities like 4chan think “UOHHHH CHILD BELLY EROTIC”, they just think Gura cute. Upsize her to something like Nene’s age and she’d be just as loved.

>>6892602
I was first and foremost a lolicon but discovered the joy of bush. Smooth is good on loli, but repulsive on teenage or adult women. A shaved pussy is a public toilet, meant to be seen and used. It is a mark of relentless whoredom. I can't even get it up right to shaved pussy, it just looks ugly, sterile and unerotic to me. It looks like shit purely on visual basis alone, but looks so damn alluring when hairy.

The whole shaved thing is a retarded meme and I pray for its death. It's time to abandon it.

>>6892688
in zoology it's called "deep-sea gigantism"

>>6892759
>loli
>bush

Good fucking luck finding something with both of those tags.

>>6892752
Even most of 4chan just thinks it ironically

>pubefags in a Gura thread
Absolutely disgusting.

>>6892688
>>6892763
It can't be that deep or nobody could see anything.

gura is FUZZ FREE
https://youtu.be/xo3z5bEYTE8?t=5911

>>6892891
The fish down there can see in the dark anon

>>6892812
There are at least a few lolis with pubic hair.
Not any thick bushes on Gura, thank god, but there are plenty of them from a quick gelbooru search
https://files.catbox.moe/5bj6w9.jpg

I like both bare skin and pubes but Gura should never have even a single strand of hair down there

>>6892728
>>6892752
All the EN girls had great input on how they're going to look and that's very obvious with Gura. She clearly had a great deal of influence on how she's going to look and knew it would fit her personality and what she's going for.

>they just think Gura cute
"They" are normalfags and they like cunny, but being normalfags they'll deny this to the grave if needed because they don't have the courage or honesty to admit that to themselves. Paradoxically those are the likeliest people to be genuine child abusers, because the inability to face ones own shadow and sublimate it into something workable and harmless (2D in this case) only makes it stronger and it eventually erupts full force and overwhelms a person. Think those ultra-religious people who all invariably get caught in some motel fucking with men. It's that kind of deal.

Cold indifference is the first step towards solving a problem. Homosexuality broken down is just infantile fear of the opposite gender and a form of egotism. When this is understood, you can effectively be against it. If you evoke deities and moral, you are hiding your own lust for cock. Remember the 1980s satanic panic in the US? You may have heard of it. It was entirely fictional, and the proponents of it wrote extensive books about it which are little more than thinly veiled lolicon fapfiction. But they'd kill you on the spot if you suggested they are turned on by it. They were and are genuinely unaware and terrified of their own selves.

The Japanese just shrugged and let people draw weird shit, and they're better off for it.

>>6892916
We must ask Gura if she has darkvision.

man, I love gura so much...

>>6892812
You misunderstood.

Loli + smooth = good
Loli + hairy = bad
Girl/woman + hairy = good
Girl/woman + shaved = bad

I don't envision Gura as having hair, but hope her roommate does. I do for all women. Smooth is natural for loli, and hairy for women.

I love Gura's sidetracks during the session
the task at hand might not be get done but it's fun content.

Can someone clip together Gura eating ice cream, it was kawaii as fuck

>>6893202
I feel that way for women but in a way it's a bit hypocritical since I wouldn't want them to not shave their legs or armpits.

>>6893170
I'm listening to the January "asmr" again since someone linked it. She completely owns my heart.

I hope Gura's having a comfy evening.

Oyasame chumbubs

>kitty stretch

>>6893373
goodnight bud

>>6893280
I feel it's a bit different. A shaved pussy essentially signals that it is often seen by others, freely available and always ready to go. The implication of a shaved pussy is whorishness. Armpit hair and legs are purely aesthetic questions. I don't even see armpit hair as a problem to be honest.

But even if I discount my whore analogy I am left with a simple aesthetic conclusion that a hairy pussy simply looks better. It looks... warm, inviting, and primal. The hair covers it up and that indicates that it is an intimate part of the girl, and that adds to the appeal.

made for raspberries

>>6893416
When I see my cat stretch I get kinda jealous because it looks like it’s the best fucking stretch in the world

>>6893495
and beaver slaps

>>6892898
It's weird how different she seems in early videos. It's hard to put my finger on what exactly is different, but I'd say she's more relaxed and herself now overall, I think.

>>6893726
yeah, it was a very gradual change too.

>>6893335
Continuing to pray for Gura’s wellbeing even after she feels better!

>>6893790
Me too. I like to hug my daki and wish her well before I fall asleep.

>>6893790
Same desu

>>6893870
My power level isn't quite high enough to get a daki, but I am seriously considering getting one of those shark plushes that Gura has. It's the one from IKEA, right?

>>6894040
buy a dakimakura right now and thank me later

>>6894040
yes, the shark plushies are from ikea

>>6894040
A BLÅHAJ from ikea for $17.99 usd
I would recommend if you don't want to shell out the dough for a daki. If you have that money, get the daki instead.

>>6894040
Yeah. Blahaj from Ikea or there's clones that are larger or smaller sizes, as well as different colors on Aliexpress if you search for "shark plushie". That all said, a quality body pillow is absolutely amazing even if you don't get a daki cover.

REMINDER: Gura should follow through on her plan and have 31 of these shark plushies flooding her room

>>6894298
they would actually be really good for acoustic treatment.

>>6894321
Nipples would love them as well.

>>6894040
Same, anon.
I bought Gura's merch, and most of them will stay inside a locked cabinet.
I'll wear the T-shirt to work though.

>>6894040
Blahaj can’t replace a daki but it’s probably more acceptable if somebody happens to go into your room.

>>6894453
is a large plush animal marketed to children easier to explain than a body pillow with a blank white cover? i think it's a tossup at best.

>>6894523
Do either of them really need explaining? I mean, it's a pillow or a shark. Who cares. Also you can get other color covers for the body pillow. Or patterns. Or just get one with a cute shark girl on it because you know you want it.

>>6894240
Hmm, good point. I'll keep that in mind.

>>6894362
Speaking of the shirt, about how long does stuff from Buyee usually take?

>>6894453
Yeah, and I've already got plushies that are gifts from family members, so it wouldn't stand out.

>>6894523
>>6894453
An uncovered body pillow is not unusual. It helps a lot of people sleep.

But let’s be honest, you’re not bringing anyone into your bedroom, anon.

>>6894650
me? no, of course not, i have many illustrated covers of my favorite 2D girls in various states of undress.

>>6894523
I thought we were talking about gura specific dakis. Nobody cares if you have just a regular body pillow. Also, I’m still self conscious and hide my blahaj in the closet if I have people over.

>>6894678
>hugging a daki that isn't gura
Get the hearse lads

>>6894810
OH NO

>>6894321
Gawr "Fire Hazard" Gura would never do that.

Is Gura popular with non english speakers?

>>6894930
Yes. She occasionally addresses her foreign audience and some of them even watch streams instead of translated clips.

>>6894930
there are sometimes a lot of russians in her chat, and she frequently has translators in chat translating her into spanish and japanese. i also see messages in chat somewhat often in a SEA language i don't recognize.

This thread is a sharkpit zone.

>>6894040
The Daki pillows themselves are unbelievably comfortable. Definitely worth the price for some of the best sleep you'll get.
You can always buy a plain cover so as not to arouse suspicion, and keep any special cases (lewd or otherwise) stashed away for private enjoyment later.
Some madlads even put an onahole in there somehow, but I haven't become that big of a degenerate. yet

>>6894999
Yeah, the Russians seem to really like Gura. Also nice trips.

Oh wow, it's bigger than I realized.

Shark butt

>>6893726
Her voice got stronger. She's probably a lot healthier and more confident.

>>6895311
i figure you could whip out a staple gun and mount at least 20 of them on the ceiling of a typical bedroom no problem.

>>6894626
I bought mine from geekjack, and people told me it will take at least 6 months.
Buyee is faster, or so they say.

>>6895364
Uh, yeah, probably. But why?

>>6895413
just imagine how much it will dampen that room echo, gura.

I'm imagining Gura doing a poor job stapling to her ceiling and getting attacked by a shark plush in the middle of the night.

>>6895485
lol. Yeah, that's definitely something I could imagine happening.

>>6895364
Or to the walls. Instead of floor to ceiling tapestries it'd be floor to ceiling sharks.

>>6895594
Better yet hide them INSIDE the wall.
Imagine tearing down a house in 50 years only to find a room absolutely surrounded by like 100 shark plushies

>>6894298

>>6895770
You walk into Ikea and see this, what do you do?

>>6895833
Buy the shark. The cute one.

>>6895833
Put her and a blahaj in the cart.

>>6895833
Buy all the sharks!

>>6895391
i ordered amelia's birthday merch from geekjack and it took six months almost exactly.

>>6895770
Gently wake her up and ask her if she wants to go to McDonalds.

>>6895833
Boop the snoot

>>6896057
Don't provoke the shark

>>6895937
>>6895391
Good to know. Well, I guess it'll be like a nice surprise because I'll probably have forgotten about it by the time it arrives.

>>6896111
What's the worst she'll do? Bite me?

>>6896111
Gura loves being provoked though. She'll provoke you right back

>>6896197
>What's the worst she'll do?

>>6896197
>>6896202
I wanna tap her nose while saying "boop the snoot" and then ask her "are you frustrated"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_v1IIudUtE

whoops well at least that one was on topic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dmTHm-b8cw

https://youtu.be/qg8-eR5NUA8

>>6896365
>pomf
oh lord

>>6896338

>>6891257
Why do you try turning other men on by writing shit like this, fgt?

>>6896417

>>6896417
kek. That was pretty good.

>>6896365
>it's GurAme to boot
Double based.

>>6895833
"Yes, I want everything on the tray, yeah, everything, don't worry I can afford it"

>>6895833
i will take her to the cafeteria for a delicious, life-affirming plate of swedish meatballs

>>6896417
this deserves 100x as many views

>>6896818
i think she would really like it and i hope she has a chance to see it.

>>6896365
this is getting weirder

>>6896959
gura was made for needles

>>6896923
>implying she hasn't already seen it

>>6896959
Yeah, I'm not too sure about the Watson concoction needle bed.

>>6896417
This is amazing

Imagine pounding Gura’s sweet pussy while Ame watches and encourages her, occasionally giving her a loving kiss in between advice on how to pleasure you.

Imagine having a comfy dinner with Gura.

>>6897603
Would certainly be nice

>>6897568
Imagine pounding Ame's pussy before pulling out and cumming inside Gura.

>>6897639
Imagine plastering both of their faces with your cum and then watching them lick it off of each other and kiss.

Reflect hits 7 million views in 31 days. Pretty impressive. Don't think it'll hit under the 2 month mark for 10 million unless streaming steps up. Will probably hit 10 million a few days after 2 months realistically speaking.

>>6897917
Numberfags are going to be annoyed when the MV comes out and they have to add the video views together.

>>6897999
Oh yeah, I actually forgot there's still an MV coming. Looking forward to it.

imagine if gura had a sudden medical emergency on stream and you had to watch and couldn't do anything about it

>>6898175
i worry about that a lot

>>6898175
No, I don't want to imagine that! although I already do sometimes

>>6898175
imagine if gura picked up her kitty and put it up to the microphone and it mewed

Negative visualization isn't comfy.

>>6898277
That would be cute. I hope that happens at some point.

Thinking about Gura.

>>6898343
Same.

>>6892135
How did you get the first part so right, then name the wrong people in the last couple sentences? Love Gura, love anime.

>Spends like 5 minutes talking about her cat's pit fetish
she just actively baits random fetish art a lot doesn't she
with the feet stuff and now this

>>6898397
how new?

>>6898397
Didn't you hear? This is a sharkpit zone.

>>6898418
like 10 days ago

>>6898343
I love her

what if you were watching gura on your birthday and she suddenly looked right at you and said happy birthday and knew your name

>>6898500
that's something Kiara might do. Gura is too forgetful.

I fucking did it fellas
>>6898495

>>6898527
based. I love Gura too.

>>6898500
>Yesterday was my birthday
>Gura did not look right at me and said happy birthday
Damn

>>6898613
happy yesterbirthday anon

someone keeps on saying that "she" has been leaking out of gura lately what do they mean

>>6898677
they're talking about ame. she's actually a ghost that possesses Gura sometimes

>>6898677
GURAS LEAKING INTO HER CHUM JAR

UUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>6898500
It would make me incredibly happy. I would feel like it really was a special day.

If GURA had a pair of big tits instead of small tits, would she still be as popular as she is now?

>>6892619
>It's worse than being an alcoholic.
It's not. There are so many things even doctors don't tell you about alcoholism. No one should drink that much sugary soda a day, but it could hypothetically be countered with lots of exercise and an otherwise great diet. The physical ruin that alcohol abuse causes cannot be mitigated in the same way.

Chumbuds, don't drink four Monsters a day, but for the love of Gura, please never abuse alcohol.

>>6898779
gura would have had a radically different life if she had big tits, assuming the rigger didn't fuck up like they did with Anya. she probably wouldn't even get into Hololive.

>>6892348
having that kind of sleeping schedule is really not healthy
is she just really busy with random planning shit or has she just been up for 30+ hours for some reason

I hope gura thinks about us sometimes

>>6898903
there's zero chance she hasn't been here at least once and probably called us all faggots

>>6898927
She typed it in the box but didn't post it.

>>6898945
I can actually see this happening.

>Tail tweet? Tail pics, pics of this, pics of that. Armpit tweet? Cat picture? Well, interesting enough, you say that. My cat has really good taste. Uh, I think you guys will appreciate this. Yeah. My cat really likes armpits ʰᵃʰᵃ. Like... it'll stick its face, it will burrow into my armpit. And just stick its face in there and stay there. And, and, and I'm not strong enough to fight against—fight against kitty. If kitty wants armpit, kitty gets armpit.
>I don't know why. I was actually—I'm wearing a big t-shirt, and it's got big arm—you know, like big, baggy t-shirt? It's got, like, big... t-shirt... It's got—it could fit—kitty put its head. It was crawling i
nto my sleeve! 'Cause the hole's big enough for cat to fit! To get at the armpit!! What's wrong with you!? Where are you? I can't yell at you. I don't know where it is, but it's not here. When it gets in here I'm gonna give it a stern talking-to.

>>6898945
she tried to fill out the captcha twice and failed and then just left

NOOO

>>6898986
where's that fanart of rowlett burrowing into chicken's armpits

ahem

>Tail tweet? Tail pics, pics of this, pics of that. Armpit tweet? Cat picture? Well, interesting enough, you say that. My cat has really good taste. Uh, I think you guys will appreciate this. Yeah. My cat really likes armpits ʰᵃʰᵃ. Like... it'll stick its face, it will burrow into my armpit. And just stick its face in there and stay there. And, and, and I'm not strong enough to fight against—fight against kitty. If kitty wants armpit, kitty gets armpit.
>I don't know why. I was actually—I'm wearing a big t-shirt, and it's got big arm—you know, like big, baggy t-shirt? It's got, like, big... t-shirt... It's got—it could fit—kitty put its head. It was crawling into my sleeve! 'Cause the hole's big enough for cat to fit! To get at the armpit!! What's wrong with you!? Where are you? I can't yell at you. I don't know where it is, but it's not here. When it gets in here I'm gonna give it a stern talking-to.

>>6892348
>>6898822
There are white monsters to drink, they are sugar-free

>>6899036
Imagine how tiny someone is when they can't fight off a house cat.

>>6898945
probably, but anonymity is powerful. she might just post

>>6899080
maybe it's a maine coon

>>6899036
What a magical stream that was.

>>6899080
She meant mental strength. If cat is in my lap, I'm not going to move it even though I easily could.

>>6899080
Maybe bengal tiger

>>6899036
She's getting fed up with how uncreative most of her fanbase is and I can't do anything about it because I'm an uncreative fuck.

>>6899080
maybe it's a liger

she can't talk about her cat in detail because it's a serval and it's illegal for her to keep it as a pet

>>6899080
it takes the most strength of all to move a kitten

>>6899134
This. Even if I have shit to do, if my cat sits in my lap (which is rare) I just won’t move until he decides to get up and leave.

So I get that Gura doesn't want to take a pic because of doxxshit, which is understandable given the length of some people's autism. I suppose that can also possibly extend to telling us the real name as well.
But do you think there's a chance we could at least learn about what breed or color it is if someone asked her about it? That should be vague enough to not lead to any YAB details.

>>6899407
I'm sure someone has already asked or will ask in a superchat or she'll randomly bring it up if she wants to tell us. Don't worry about it.

>>6899407
No. It literally doesn't matter and any details could be used for doxshit. Stop asking.

>>6899407
the armpit story is way more interesting

>>6899455
i'd assume it's for fanart for anything
while anything could technically be used for doxshit i don't think "color of the cat" is anything to worry over

>>6899488
not to mention she could just lie and say a different color than what it really is

>>6899455
basically this >>6899488

>>6899488
Any and all personal details can be used for dox. If you know that a girl has X type of cat, and you've narrowed down dox to some specific people, you know it's the one with X type of cat. If she does give details it would be best for her to lie. Aside from that, stop pressing her for details she doesn't want to give.

>>6899407
Yeah, I get not giving a pic or saying the real name, but she won't even specify whether the cat is male or female. She calls her cat "it" instead. That's a little overly paranoid.

I love this superstitious paranoid shark.

>>6899066
Fair enough. That much pure caffeine and (carcinogenic?) artificial sweeteners have their own repercussions, but whatever you do never get to the point where you drink a fifth of liquor in a day.

The best way to get Gura to want to give details about her cat is to draw fanart of her cat until she gets annoyed about it being inaccurate. So draw lots of Gura's cat. It's the only path.

>>6899598
>>6899623
It's not paranoia when people actually do try to find her. She is smart. I am proud of her.

>>6899674
Big brain idea

>>6899407
Sure but I don't care enough about it to hound her to give those kind of details.

>>6899700
Being paranoid is smart.

Hey chumbuds, just passing by, but I wanted to say that Gura's TTRPG session a while back was fantastic. Gura was really into it and I was really invested in Scout's story.

>>6899765
That it was. Did you catch the full TTRPG stream today?

>>6899765
She's the best. I wish she'd roleplay in streams more like she's said she would sometimes.

>>6899778
I wasn't able to watch it live sadly but I'll catch up as soon as I can.

>>6899854
I think you'll enjoy it. It wasn't quite what I was expecting, but very entertaining nonetheless.

did gura actually sing whales? i heard it in a clip once but couldn't find a source for it

>>6892845
They are fucking disgusting. Pretty sure they prefer men if they actively desire hair. Besides, Gura has confirmed she's hairless below her head. Can't fully love Gura if you love bush.

>>6899521
I would prefer if she just didn't say the color rather than lie.

>>6899910
that's not what "lie" means.

>>6899894
I think she ad-libbed like 10 seconds of it in the Jump King stream, but I have bad memory so I might be wrong.

>>6899910
Gura casually lies on stream all the time so I'm not sure why Chikubi's color is a dealbreaker for you.

You guys did your reps today, right?

>>6899953
I've been seeing the clip for several weeks before toda, maybe it's not her and just someone who sounds like her.

>>6899910
The only way you'd ever find out it was a lie is if you're a doxfaggot. And the only reason it would ever matter is because you're a doxfaggot and it fucks up your search.

>>6899910
Whatever color she would say would become the canon color and wouldn't be a lie.

>>6900066
If you mean this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2EMUoJDHWrw then no that's not Gura.

>>6900154
probably that then if there's nothing else

>>6900124
True. Even if she just makes it all up, it would be nice to have a canon name and appearance for fan art.

>>6900124
Fair enough. It would be nice to have a canon name/type for the cat for fanart.

>>6900124
I get the impression Gura doesn't like the idea of canon in general. She's probably content to let artists draw whatever color they like.

>>6900124
>>6900237
She might not have even arrived at a name she likes yet. She called it "Cheeks" once and that's a cute name. I like to let the animal earn their own name a bit before settling on one.

>>6900386
"From now on you will be known as Chikubi" - Gawr Gura of Hololive EN

TL note: "chikubi" means "nipples"

>>6900593
Surely everyone here knows what chikubi means? There's no need to explain.

>>6900553
Yeah, and then she started referring to it using non-specific nouns in the next stream. She could just be treating it as a tentative name. She'll either keep it or change it as she likes.

>>6900742
That wasn't a name. That was a prophecy. The cat shall be forever known as Chikubi whether it gets a "real" name later or not.

>>6900742
she said its name was pita bread and also tortilla

>>6899407
Maybe it’s not a literal cat, but some kind of Felidae protected by CITES. Considering GURA’s income, she can buy any cat.

>>6900841
TOO THICC ABORT ABORT ABORT

>>6900841
Reminder that doing a few jumping jacks almost killed her.

>>6901312
good night bud

>>6901312
oyasame

>>6901312
sweet dreams

>>6901312
Night chumbud

I hope Gura sleeps well tonight. Sweet dreams shark

>>6897917
>>6897999
>MV
meh, it will be just another clipshow like all the other hololive MVs that came out so far

>>6901312
oya

I love her so much

I'm so grateful for this shark. She gives me the drive to do so many things. My body is changing because I'm working hard to exercise. My mind is changing because I want to be the kind of person she can admire. My heart is changing because I find new ways to love her all the time. She means everything to me.

>>6901454
Ah, there it is.

>>6902729

what is going to be the frequency of TTRPG collabs? weekly or monthly

>>6899455
You unironically need help.

Goodnight /ggg/

>>6903952
biweekly

>>6904308
Night Night!

>>6904329
so next session will be in 1st week of august?

>>6904572
That's how I understood Mori, at least. It will also be on someone elses channel.

>>6904308
gooood night

>>6904597
Yes mori said there will be 5 sessions so I think the order will be like character creation and the final session will be on gura's channel

What is the major difference between the shark-side membershrimp and the regular membershrimp?

>>6905512
there is none. You get the same amount of content. It's just if you want to give her extra support

>>6905534
So I wasted extra money? I am silly

>>6906157
You can't waste money when it comes to gura
t. asked the same question as you and got shark side anyway

>>6906506
Gura is never a waste

Minecraft collab today then three days of solo Gura hell yeah

Cumbuds, anyone have the "tongue deep in my 4th Monster" pic? I forgot to save it last time I saw it.

What a faggot

>>6906988
This one?