/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

moomoo moomoo! moomoo moomoo! muyu's world!

wtf why is lumi hot now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBx7DEU5h0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBx7DEU5h0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvBx7DEU5h0

cat sex

>>68953592
>クaララ

Hot Topic Lumi my beloved

>>68953716
God I cant anymore

THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK THWACK

>>68953592
she is literally me

I love Panko.
I will always love Panko.
Not a day goes by where I don't think about how much I love Panko.

Imagine if she drops Lumi 1.0 on you during the stream.

>>68953716
I see the Dizzy influences

>>68953733
>now

I'm healing.

Loki-sama it's almost 3 am

>>68953861
that would be the end for me

UOOOOOOOOOOOOOH I LOVE SAYA'S CUTE STINKY DRAGON CUNNY

CELLS INTERLINKED

>>68953861
*3.0

i love runie a normal and sane amount.

This is the most gosling I felt for this woman ever ...

>>68953918

[ATTENTION]
LUMI IS SWEATING RIGHT NOW

>Look, I'm a little sweaty
Uh hu

I got Moomoodesu~ stuck in my head, somebody give me a lobotomy.

I want Punkmi to ruin me.

>>68954062
moomootomy, moo.

Would you?

We need more Jelly porn
https://files.catbox.moe/2yr9ri.png
https://files.catbox.moe/o1mw49.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/p7e5pk.png
https://files.catbox.moe/ilipqq.png
I was away yesterday and just saw the huge shitstorm that happened. This is why we need more Jelly porn to avoid the downfall of Phase Connect.

>me on the right

>fixmi
lmao

OK guys. I've been coming to the general every day for the past 42 weeks so that basically makes me an oldfag. I deserve a ritualpost but I don't know what to spam the thread with. Spoonfeed me ideas that would annoy you the most.

>>68954091
Of course

>>68954091
In a heartbeat

>>68954092
You're the fucking numbermonkey

I dont want to start crying bros...

>>68954110
>After the JelEimi Roblox collab

I hope she doesnt graduate. Fuck being an engineer.

>>68949513
This took awhile to make since I was figuring out how to do it in shotcut.

>>68954091
she's begging for correction, so yes

I don't want her to leave...fuck her other career she needs to stay with me forever

>>68954293
it's beautiful

>>68954216
>Eimi
A-anon?

>guinebee

Trust status?

>>68954188
seriously ...I am a typical stoic guy. But one more song and I break down in a puddle of tears. Fuck me.

Guys it's ok, Lumi isn't graduating for at least 3 years. Anon told me.

>>68954382

>>68954311
I'm out of the loop what's going on

>>68954336

>>68954336
After Pictionary they hung out together, had Korean BBQ, went out for a walk on the beach. Very romantic

This week is killing me bros

>>68954451

Save is justice

>>68954416
All time high.

>>68954440
She said she wanted something to fill the gap in her resume a bit. Considering she picked a brief workshop instead of getting a job I think she's planning to keep going for the foreseeable future as she said.

>>68954440
This is likely a vague idea of hers. But how to extract herself from vtubing isn't going to be easy for her. At least three years or so.

>>68954463
she's doing a workshop for 10 days so her resume isn't just blank for so long and brainlets are doomposting

>>68954091
Only one good song so far. Maybe.

>>68953861
I was a little disappointed to hear say the textures on 1.0 were bad and she never liked that model, it looked cutesy, sweet and innocent.

I hate valentines
it just exists to make people miserable

>>68954336
Eimi literally said she wanted to kabedon Jelly just the other day

>>68953592

>>68954609
i'm happy

I love Shiina!

This song is too much

Skinny!
Neurotic!
Tomboyish!
Hag!
Geeky!
Obsessive!
Suicidal!
Sleep deprived!
Never parties!
Self loathing!
No appeal!
https://files.catbox.moe/jkchhw.mp4

>a chat like you is impossible to find
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>68954110
>lumi on top

>>68954609
Ignore the date.
But you are miserable because you can't find a companion. That's year round.

>>68954596
Frankly the lemon woman suddenly going out one day with a starbucks in her hand saying she's found something would be kind of funny and fitting, graduations are always sad may as well make lean into it cheekily

>10 minutes
>almost 100 posts
>nothing said

Loki after 3 beers is kinda hot

>>68954167
The only numbers I care about are the number of Jelly porn there is.

Prediction: Lumi will get scouted by a recruiter at her workshop. She will be offered a job on the spot (which she will accept). Her graduation will be in March.

>>68954416
I want to fall into a dream with her holding me so hard that I feel her heart beat.

>>68954792
What's wrong, anon? Are people not biting your shitty bait?

>>68954805
that's what I'm deathly afraid of

>>68954798
she must be sober by now again
that was ages ago when she drank them

>>68954792
watch the streams and youll understand

one day ill end it all

>Goslingposters flood out the antis and samefags

>>68954870
No, they're just spamming their shit 2017 meme and clogging the thread for no reason

>>68954893
Make sure to tell the girls in a superchat

Are you guys trusting?

>>68954914
whoa.., ryan gosling looks like this??

>>68954805
>>68954879
Runie & Airi work full time and still stream. Why would she quit just cause she got a job?

>>68954719
She keeps making me want her more

>>68954879
if she wanted an actual job she could get one without much hassle

>>68954995
like you wouldn't believe

What does she mean by this?

>>68954336
she asked her to have children together too. where is the soundpost btw?

>>68955001
That was I think like 2008, Crazy Stupid Love.

>>68954935
But anon ...we have a reason

>sk8r boy
based

Clara will be Japanese. She will have an ancestry, she will have citizenship, she will have skills that would make Japan want her. She is an outgoing self-loving Japanese woman excited by the future of her mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to wider Japanese audiences into a beautiful example of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' she gets from other people in this position couldn't be better in helping her believe that spending years of her life learning a globally useful language to a native speaker’s level was a worthwhile use of her time. When she eventually passes after a long, healthy, and fulfilled life they’ll enshrine her with an idol figure marked with her oshi mark, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Japanese woman is enshrined there. Her heart will live on and inspire the many hopeful Japanese, and eventually all that will remain of her legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Japanese. This is her fate. This is what she chose. There is no turning back.

>>68955080
Don't feed him (You)s.
They'll never understand, it's not for them.

>>68954805
>>68954879
Lumi will only graduate when she marries

what happend to avril lavigne anyway?

>all these people going ALL CORPOS BAD
>one even directly said "even smaller corpos like PRISM and Phase Connect are a hellhole"
why the hell are we catching flak for the niji shit we didn't do anything

>>68955139
yeah me

Saya's announcement.

Love Clara

>>68955166
made her money and fucked off, smart.

>Skater boi
Go on without me.

>>68955166
i used to have a crush on her

>>68955166
Gone

>>68955139
This is a paper/rock/scissors situation.

>>68955206
what if she became Lumi

>>68955183
Nobody cares faggot

I'm cumming just listening to Saya.

>>68955207
>Skater boi
it's Sk8er Boi

>>68955183
nijicucks trying to bring everyone down with them

Saya is going full sadgirl schizo.
It's kinda hot.

>>68954336
>>68954621
gochu

>>68955246
>what if she became Lumi
now this is a RRAT i'm willing to believe

>>68955166
Married.
To me.

>>68955183
Jealous 2view indies. Pay them no heed.
>>68955240
>>68955206
Pretty big brained.
>>68955246
That's just a recycled rrat regarding IRyS.

>>68955166
She got into Hololive

why did Saya's weird dog RP give me a boner

>>68955193
Our marriage? Yeah.

>>68955166
got lyme disease and dipped from the public eye

>>68955246
But Luimi is much better

Watch Colors, Ember is close to 100 K views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILm-Eqnf0iU

>>68955183
Ignore drama anon, enjoy Fixmi

>>68955317
What dog RP?

>>68955139
Don't worry, I'll force her to keep going. I'll lock the door to her streaming cave and slip a small salad and one reese's peanut butter cup through the slot every day

>>68955233
same

>>68955166
She still does the odd thing at least. She bought a place up in Muskoka region in Canada and did a show around there last year I remember.

Wtf Loki is still on? It's 3am

they could use Lumi as a weapon of war to break the enemies spirit

>>68955282
KYS

>>68955166
joined HoloEN

>>68955080
did Lumi wear gloves in the past? I don't remember this in the model, just in these images

>>68955362
the scenario where she's locked in a closet and has to be taken care of, like a weird disabled dog

>>68955402
they could send her in as chemical warfare with all her fucking coughing

>>68955430
Link?

>>68955342
I will, for Ember

where is Lumi?

LUCY, MY BELOVED

Lucy...

oh shit there she is

>>68953734
yeah with miia

L U C Y
U
C
Y

>>68955438
or to give horrible stds to all the enemy soldiers

Somebody, please, just groom Saya, make her your daughter-wife and get her some friends or something. She is definitely not OK, even by PC standards.

>Lucy
its so over for me

Oh no, now she’s closer to looking like Emma Stone. The Goslings are going to go wild

Lucy can sing?

OMG LUCY HI

>>68955279
>>68955291
at least post the link

Lucy is underage

My therapist hinted to me today that I should stop scheduling appointments with him because I'm not getting any better

>>68955342
Colors? Sonic Colors? Ultimate?

>>68955623
ToT

>>68955604
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X-jP1l82Cs

>>68955462
current stream doesn't have playback

Saya being very bratty today

>>68955632
Are you still smoking crack?

>>68955623
For the museum sketch she aged her up 15 years.

>>68955427
No, she wore a long-sleeved sweater a few times
while handcamming. I think the gloves just look cool in that image.

Lucy is the perfect vtuber

>Luci moans

lucy's so nervous...

>>68955632
If you're serious about wanting it, it's totally normal for it to take a few tries to find one you click with.

>>68955397
holy shit, didn't even realize that I had her on a different tab, playing Biohazard which is the Japanese name of Resident Evil.

>>68955560
>check her channel
>12 streams in a month
>she's currently doing YLYL
Just how grim are things going to get with her? She just started ffs.

[Saya news] She could be your dog

Guys... Gloomi, Lumibelle, Fixmi and Lucy all sound REALLY similar...
You don't think...?

>>68955362
>
>>68955222

I decided to give some Phase girls a chance after yesterday's relay.

Is this girl always so fucking cute?
What's the catch?

I'm gonna superchat pippa
I can't take this anymore

I love fucking my dragon daughterwife's armpit pussy

>>68955632
this actually happened to me last month, but she said I needed to see a professional because I was one of the worst cases she had ever seen, I thought therapists were the professionals

>>68955833
watch her collab from yesterday

Saya...

>>68955833
She's the perfect woman

>>68955833
DO NOT

>>68955825
Take your meds.

>>68955833
how do we tell him

>>68955833
she is gonna graduate soon to get a real job

>>68955632
Kill yourself in his office. That'll show the bastard who's boss.

>>68955833
oh no no Its so over for you

>>68955833
>Is this girl always so fucking cute?
yes
>Is this girl always so fucking cute?
What's the catch?
none, she's the perfect woman

>>68955833
>What's the catch?
You'll never have her and she'll ruin you for other women.

>i become the dogfucker
h-hot

>>68955833
She stole my lemons.

>>68955183
There's still some people that are unhappy about the way Yuri went out.

Wait... Does Saya really...

>>68955833
I am so sorry

>>68955833
She's the epitome of the vtuber trap, if you let yourself get in too deep the Gosling will come out of you

STOP IT

>>68955953

Lucy said she loves me

saya is not ok

Lucy is pretty good

petplay is alright I suppose

phase girl for this feel?

omg... hot...
someone clip that

Lumi makes me want to punch the wall and scream at the top of my lungs

>>68955814
All the "antis" said this is exactly what was going to happen before she even debuted. I don't hold anything against her aside from taking up a slot where we could have gotten someone who took the job seriously but I doubt she'll make it a year, and if she does it will be like 4 streams every month.

>>68955833
You do you, go for it, head on.

>>68955880
professionals at what? They aren't medical degree holders

>>68955183
Kids just wants to be part of a movement and when the core issue isn't enough they expand whatever the thing is about until it is meaningless, and then it dies down.
Just wait for 2-3 weeks

>>68956058
She may not be okay but she is sexy

>>68955833
>What's the catch?
anon...
The catch is that she will never be in your arms. The catch is that you will never kiss her. The catch is you will never lie together on the couch and chill out and talk about each other days. Never

Lucy as in Lucy Pyre? I am unable to watch the stream at work.

Saya is making me feel a lot of things I never knew about myself this stream and I'm not sure if it's good or not

>>68956112
Lia

>>68956058
I can fix her, my penis is much better then a dog’s

>>68955814
It's already close to maximum grim. I'm not sure anymore that Phase can fix her. She seems to hate herself more than early Pippa, which is impressive in a very grim kind of way.

>>68955825
They are Lumi's cousins IRL maybe?

>>68955717
yeah, she looks like a Disney princess, so I was just wondering

>>68955880
>therapists are just people you pay to talk to

>>68954043
Tipsy Loki makes me act up
She is so beautiful bros

>>68956253
Two are better than one.

>>68955833
>What's the catch?
She exists to make you worse. She exists to make you beg. She exists to make you realize that everything you are will never be enough.

Do.
Not.
Trust.

>>68955833
The kayfabe is that she's evil (Not Lucy there)
The schizo and trolls will say the vilest things about her for-fucking-ever, but she is the sweetest girl.
Raised like a prodigy, so pretty smart, but no genius and terribly hard on herself for not being perfect.

>>68956204
>The catch is that she will never be in your arms. The catch is that you will never kiss her. The catch is you will never lie together on the couch and chill out and talk about each other days. Never
why did you have to remind me

>>68955891
>>68955897
>>68955921
>>68955944
>>68955951
>>68956028
>>68956042
>>68955893
>>68955947
I am getting mixed signals.

>>68955166
She got replaced

>>68956240
Is it the overwhelming urge to fix her or to make her worse?

>>68956235
No
Lucy as in my childhood friend that moved away

>>68956058
She's more than okay.

>>68955851
just dew it!

I gave Saya like two chances but both streams I watched of her was just her silently playing games while occasionally making cute noises.
Which is fine and all but it didn't leave me wanting more. Does she have any real highlight stream I should check out? I will soon have the evenings free when Lumi fucks off for 10 days.

>>68956333
you'll understand one day

these songs kinda suck

>>68955833
She is too powerful. Nobody can stop her. Check out her little skit stream series if you're looking for kino https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL5da7oog1Ov639DS2FRHPi8BRDFuKZcYO

>>68956333

>>68956333
Those are all correct

>>68956415
Yeah, me.

>>68956235
Lucy as in the nerdy girl persona Lumi made up several months back

>>68956415
Lucy never had good music taste
fixmi was better in that department

>>68956333
She'll ruin you

i think everyone who gets genuinely emotionally attached to a vtuber should be killed
it's for their own good

>>68956330
Because I am at 120% on the gosling meter.

>>68956411
And by then, it's too late...

>>68956311
>Do.
>Not.
>Trust.

>>68956333
Schizo and trolls at work.

Dragons!

>>68956333
>I am getting mixed signals.
None of the posts you quoted contained contradictory messaging.

>>68956333
It's great, isn't it?
You're in for a ride

>>68956535

So Saya is a react streamer now, why is she so shit?

Happy pancake day!

You can't save her

Lucy left me on read...

>>68956333
Lumi is great, watch her every time, although she streams a lot, three times per day, 12 hours in total some times. You gotta have stamina if you want to keep up

>sorry I didn't respond for a week
Is this song apologizing for the break?

>>68956204
God, why have you recommended a Lumi stream for me one day

>>68956330
>>68956204
Its not fair

>>68956665
No you're just a schizo looking to deep into everything

>>68956535
I'm still depressed after getting cucked by NA chads after Eimi's one week on EU times, I keep telling myself to cancel my membership but before I do I delude myself into thinking she'll come back at some point.

>>68956638
this is her improvement arc
she picks easy content
this helps her build confidence

>>68956204
yeah...

>>68956665
It fits the character, but sure, take it that way.

>>68956333
She streams every day, you'll notice when she's gone. Just don't, walk away now.

I punched my chair and now my hand hurts

did saya sniff her pit or cunny?

I would
I would go to the opera. Love classical music.

>>68956394
Honestly, her collab with Muyu was peak (on Muyu's channel). Emo dragon was good too.
She just seems to be extremely lonely and depressed to me, which would explain why she literally activate when around friends.
Saya should just do a bunch of collabs. It quite literally could save her.

>>68956638
Yeah, Pippa sucks

>>68956842
both

>feel like she's talking directly to me when she says "Chat"
On a scale to "fine" to "fucking over" how bad is it

>>68956842
Drop a $500 superchat with that question.

>>68956910
no chance for recovery

>>68956535
but seriously, I have kind of detached myself more recently and it's probably for the best. I still enjoy it and acknowledge how amazing some girls are but it can end abruptly and vtubing honestly, regardless of how successful it can be for some, seems like it's draining in the long run.

>>68956333
Just leave while you can. Her fans and private discord are full of people fucked in the head.

>>68956333
The truth is there is one Phase Connect talent worth watching and her name is Kirsche The Hutt

>>68956742
>looking to deep

>>68956535
Nice bait, redditor.

>>68953592
Cute dragon

Lumi is the firs woman i've fallen in love with after my ex made me distrust women when she decided to cheat in the 3rd year of our relationship. It hurts so much when i think that we live on different sides of the planet and she'll never be mine

>>68956992
you just described every vtuber community

>>68956204

always remember: fire is warm at a distance but burns if you get too close.

>>68957004
I'll bet he is looking to deep

(っ °Д °;)っ

I genuinely wonder why Youtube does this shit to Saya so much

>>68957153
(.(

>>68956992
What private discord for any sort of fandom, let alone one that can naturally involve feelings for someone, isn't fucked in the head

https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi/status/1757473351759802595

>>68957199
>this shit
I am watching karaoke, but would like posts like this to be more descriptive. What do you mean?

>>68957240
what is she planning?

>>68957240
Every phase girl should get a cat model

>>68956910
Stopped for abit in the parking lot
I'm driving while listening to her

Lumi coming to see (me) soon

Gumi status?

>>68957327

what does she mean by these songs?

I have recently discovered that suicide is an excellent form of pain relief

>lemon boy
Lumi...

Love you Pippa. I wonder if it sank in yet that she's not finishing the event in time given the skipped days?

RED FUCKING ALERT
SHE'S GOING ALL IN

>Lemon boy
CAPIPI STATUS?

>>68957383
she's confessing her love for me

THIS IS PIPPA'S SONG YOU LEMON WHORE

>>68957383
There's some sort of theme here, can't place my finger on it

>>68957240
God I love jelly

>>68957153
w(ﾟДﾟ)w

My name is Lemon Boy btw

>>68957327
Remember when Pippa had a cat models and she got hit with that copypasta?

>>68956910

>>68957353
I'm still feeling very uneasy about the current situation but marginally better than yesterday I guess.

>>68957054
I understand the sentiment but why not use her as motivation to try to find a girl like her? Somewhere near you, there's a girl like Lumi. Maybe she can't sing as well, or maybe she isn't as pretty. But she's out there. You know what Lumi likes so you should know where to look. This is what I'm using to find a girl like Runie. Just don't fall for the first girl that shows you attention like a lot of anons here would.

>>68957327
Yeah, okay Pippa, whatever.

>>68957240
cutie

Pippa status?

>>68957390
You cant watch vtubers if you do that, silly :)

>>68957353
Thats Lemon boy? All me.
She make VERY hard to to be parasocial

>>68957460
(#`O′)

what the fuck do the numbers mean
what is she talking about

>>68957390
little potent though

>>68957543
>he hasn't figured it out

>>68957390
Don't do it, Bito, I don't want to be left alone with the Gen3 and JP1 weirdos.

One of you tell Jelly about this.
https://www.fangamer.com/products/baba-is-you-baba-plush

>>68955246
Avril Lavigne is not a 2nd gen Russian-American with the upbringing of a princess, so nah, no way.

>>68957543

>>68957494
>Somewhere near you, there's a girl like Lumi.
NTA but I have my doubts. Girls like Lumi are rare.

>>68957390
yeah, unless you fuck it up you will

>deeper? YOU GO DEEPER!

>>68957199
You mean the stuttering? I think it's probably something to do with streaming delay. Ssomebody said Eimi switched hers to a small delay iirc, instead of instant, and her stream seemed better.

>>68957543
How many songs Gloomi, Lacie, Lumibelle, Lucy, sings.

>>68955814
>>68956143
see
I expected her to last longer tbdesu.

>>68957494
>you should know where to look
vtubers?

>>68957494
most girls like Lumi are already married and the ones that remain are very rare

>>68957543
She sang 2 songs as Gloomi, 3 songs as Lumibelle, 4 songs as Lacie, 5 as Fixmi, 6 as Lucy...

I'm going to hit up military industrial complex conferences all next week.

>>68957744
so, 7 as Lumi?

>>68957503
I will have sex with filian while she's doing another laxatives challenge

>>68957526
You forget your image? Also, asleep probably.

Fucking finally Lumi is here, who the fuck were those other girls

bring Lucy back...

>>68957619
Why doesn’t she do the buns more often? They’re hot.

>>68956143
>>68957684
>anons pretending again that their seething hatred comes from Saya not streaming enough
What a silly thing to say. If not streaming enough was that offensive to you, you'd be spending all day antiing Nasa - which would be retarded.

https://nichegamer.com/5-vtuber-groups-that-arent-nijisanji/
we made it phaseheads

>>68957526
Hopefully being more gentle with her clitoris than I was with my penis this morning T_T.

>>68957724
He has the right idea but yeah Lumi is legitimately a 1/1000000+ kind of girl.

>make money
>don't talk to me
Pippa is a wonderfully low maintenance woman.

[Lumi news] she's going to pee herself

>>68957134
Dude, she's literally a STARR!!!

If you want lumi to stay and be your gf you should donate an akasuppa

>>68957843
On twitch, cat ear point redeem breaks them.

>lumi almost self censored again
why though

>>68957921
where's the sex part?

>>68957835
You chased her away

>>68957983
Only for procreation

>>68957972
That’s lame

>>68957978
probably some Taiwanese retard

>>68957920
I want to drink the Lemonade

>>68957890
Are you saying Nasa puts in little effort when she does stream? Cause if thats what your saying you're a retard.

>our day will come
what does it mean?

>>68957892
Isn't this the guy that spams Pippa's replies sometimes?
I think I've seen him pop up a few times

>>68957540
>>68957493
Im glad you're doing fine buddy, keep it up. Remember to not trust.

>>68957890
Saya's a waste of a slot for a new gen.

Our day will come, Lumi. Wait for me

>>68957921
>make money
>don't talk to me
That sounds like a gold digger without benefits. Or an ungrateful daughter.

>>68957978
Shit, I missed that

>>68957890
It's not really seething hatred, more like grudgeposting about how she would immediately fall into the same bad habits like she's always done.

>>68957921
What a coincidence, I already do both of those things!

>>68957978
Sakana tightening the leash again lately.

>>68958154
Another lie :(

What prevents you from tracking down your oshi and kidnapping her?