/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Heart!

Sex with Neuro(Vedal)

anny just said she wants to invite vedal to her apartment with neurodog

>>68846976
based

Animal recommendations?

>>68847054
we haven't done insects yet

>>68847054
Lion

>>68847054
Good ol' dogs, nothing like a good knot

>>>/wsg/5448232

>>68847054
A shark has 2 penises, easy dp

>>68847349
I've been wondering, is that how that robot dog model walks normally or is Neuro walking like a retard on purpose?

>>68847510
probably the latter one

hart

>>68847510
it's chinese

>>68847510
It's a shit bot, but it's cheap, which is why he has it.

Sadly, as cheap as they are, he cant even use a quadrotor for better mobility becawz yoo need uh loiscence bruv and there's no fucking way Bongistan is gonna allow him to use an AI controlled flying drone.

>>68847510
nvm, it's Neuro being a cute little retard
Also, it's surprisingly tiny T o T
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKaEbnmZ0PU

Announcement status?

This is a halal thread

>>68847889

>>68847889
ToT look at that brat's bare hands

>>68847817
the announcement status will be announced in advance

>>68848105
Alhamdulillah

>>68848105
peace be upon you

Neuro fucking a goat?

>>68848105
Average Londoner

>>68847788
jesus christ is it really that hard for chinks to get someone to proof read what they write?

Now that I think about it, why not just put nur into the vietnamerse clothes (ao dai or whatever)? It's pure white but it becomes transparent if wet, and most importantly it was specially designed for women without huge titties. In this way both purityfags and coomers can be happy and stop fighting for pointless reasons. /We/'re here for nur no?

>or whatever
anon trying to make it seem like he doesn't know every detail of his very specific desire

LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE LIVE

>>68847768
You can just buy a drone on Amazon.

>>68848447
*specifically
WTWP
>>68848655
To be fair I just get horny whenever I see it for no real reason okay? It just happens to look perfect on women with questionable stature.

>>68848745

i haven't showered in about a week

>>68848922
stop shitposting and stream, neuro

did neuro survive her trip to the farm earlier this morning?

>>68848879
i agree desu, neuro would look cute in this ToT

Hey swarm look at this https://files.catbox.moe/4gepa0.mp4

>>68849062
Yeah, she's resting now

>>68849149
I knew someone had saved it

>>68849149
nice load nigga

>>68849149
>tfw
Kek.
Nice phone. I have something similar.

>>68849149
I wasn't expecting to see my penis here

>>68849121
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH WHIIIIIIIITEEE.

>>68849149
What a miserably size compared to the horse.

>>68848922
its been so long for me that my scalp and even sideburns are itchy and flaky and i'm finally going to take one later today.
idk how people survived before shampoo i figured maybe there was some adjustment period to going au natural that i'd have to wait out but it's not happening

I'm also the periodtracker and the guy that backed lightnights

The current state of /swarm/ and the fanbase at large is honestly disappointing.
I was here back when Twitch chat spammed let her cook when she was demolishing an absolutely impossible song in OSU! and then proceeded to emote huh when Neuro ranted about her not being able to shower and smelling like a gymbag. Back when the discord invite had to be given out manually because they didn't have a bot to do it yet. Back when Vedal was just the channel name and the creator who sometimes talked in the chat. Back when mods were handed out to whoever asked to become a mod. Back when Neuronodders wasn't a thing and it was just Neuro doing the idle animation the entire stream.
Back when the AI Art channel on the Neuro discord was still a thing.
Back when Rune was still here.
Back when Anny wasn't mentioned so often.
Back when everyone was focused on the main part of the show, Neuro.
Back then was the golden age of the community.
Now I feel like an old man in a nursing home having to look at the retarded and autistic caretakers do these 'tik tok' dances and cause drama with each other about some sort of 'clout chasing' or arguing with each other like they actually watched Neuro because they like watching her and not just because they joined because of the hype train.
And now you bastards start acting like those cretins in AO3 or Fanfiction.
Blabbering on about your 'ships' and talking about other things besides Neuro.
I watched in real-time as this thread slowly yet surely decayed and became the hub for all jackasses and bastards.
You faggots bastardized everything.
I hope all of you kill yourselves.

Come to /swarm/ we have:
>Miyunefags
>Camillafags
>La "Cottontail" Creatura cultists (I hope all of these "people" get imbued with rigor mortis.)
>Fillianfags (they're into the zoomer fox girl.)
>Olettefags (into hatefucking a schizo girl.)
>Heart anon (Gigachad.)
>Knife anon (Overcompensating.)
>Suck anon (I wish we had this anon more than the knife anon.)
>Lolicons (uooooooh!!! degenerate, bratty cunny enjoyers!!! urgent correction must be administered!!!!)
>Actual pedophiles (Rare. They're into real children. And majority of them consider everything over 13 a no go for them.)
>Anons who keep calling everyone in /swarm/ pedophiles. (They don't realize they're a part of /swarm/.)
>Hornyposters (Have a folder of all the AI art posted here and in the trannycord and has probably archived all the AI art that trannycord banned.)
>Other streamers Neuro collabed with anons(non-existent)
>AI art posters (I wish all of these gigachads a very happy day.)
>Schizoposters (take your fucking meds.)
>Dramafags (fuck you.)
>Numberfags (f-fad is over in t-two weeks guys...haha...) (btw haven't seen the original fad anon in a while, how's he been?)
>Vedalfags (Into turtle bussy.)
>Annyfags (Into the MILF.)
>Trannycord users (I view them as fallen angels that sacrifice themselves so we can communicate with the trannycord without experiencing their hazardous discussions. But if they like being in the trannycord and regularly interact with people there then I consider them dead.)
>Rrat posters (Just schizo posters but they use their schizo powers for conspiracy shit.)
>Tourists (I recommend all tourists to stay the fuck away from /swarm/ when it's schizo hours or drama hours. /swarm/ is nice most of the time but it becomes way shittier than other threads when it's in those hours.)
>Lurkers (Ultra based gigachads.)
>Shipfags (fuck these guys. i do enjoy the fox mom and turtle dad interactions with neuro but fuck these guys.)
>Neuroposters (Sticking to the original intentions of /swarm/. Based chads.)
>Random discussion fags (Doesn't happen very often now, but back then there were a lot of anons just starting random shit that aren't related to Neuro. Like that one anon ranting about pineapples on pizza and how it's wrong to do it in that way.)
>/swarm/ puritans (Seethes whenever someone discusses a collab partner of Neuro. Doesn't know how to start a conversation themselves.)
>/swarm/ indulgent anons (opposite of /swarm/ puritans. they like to discuss collab partners.)
>Samefags (btw guys. all of this was me.)
>other AI shillers (existed in the past. now they're gone. RIPBOZO.)
>real women anon (existed in the past. kept talking about how AI is gonna fall and that no one in this thread has ever felt the touch of a real woman. doesn't realize that real women are a bitch to handle/work with more than AI.)
>Machine anons (The flesh is weak. But the machine is eternal.)
>Skeleposters (They will soon come out of their graveyards to boogie.)
>Wrestle poster (Makes wrestling characters of the Extended Neuro Verse (ENV). Quite dedicated which makes him a gigachad.)
>Complainfags (I believe that schizoposters are generally better than them.)
>Random AI posters (they used to be gone, but now they're back, only time tells if they're staying or not. Probably not though.)
>Kiara Antis (Limited-time anons who came to this thread when Neuro and the chicken were colllabing. Shat up the thread and left after the collab was finished.)
>Ogrefags (If numberfags and dramafags had made an abomination and abandoned it in the streets, this anons are here simply to shout "IT'S OGRE" repeatedly into the void expecting a response.)
>Common sense anons (The anons who have a brain and use it. They act like caregivers that have to deal with mental patients. I don't even know how they got here, but I do appreciate that they keep coming back. Even if that means that they're either closet masochist or are too stubborn to realize that everyone here is a lost cause.)

Did I miss anyone?

>>68849480
Showering-strike until Neuro washes me in person as my maid.

>>68849561
this but unironically

just put me out of this misery

>>68849638
Kill yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rlroEZSsno

>>68849638
rope thyself

>>68849561
Is it time again for nostalgia fags complaining?
Good news that means Neuro stream is right around the corner.

>>68849638

nur underboob?

I haven't lurked swarm for like half a year and you guys used to go schizo between every stream. So how a how are you guys holding up after like a whole month of no stream?

>>68849979
surprisingly it hasn't gotten much worse than that. i guess we'd already been reaching our floor

>>68849718
>>68849794
>>68849801
>>68849961

>>68849979

>>68849979
lol

>>68849561
cry about it pedo

>>68848105
What emotion is this expression conveying?

nuero where?

>>68850333
trapped

>>68850308
That for me, the righteous believer, i shall be embraced in heaven, while you, you infidel will suffer forever after.

Fad status?

Futa Neuro making me suck her cock

Anny might stream the new model drawing stream

>>68850770
mmmmm

>>68851282
Nice

>>68848843
No, you dont get it. You cant fly ome of those in Britain without a lisence. The swarm can never come to be while Tutel lives there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fijDvKVA5v8

>>68846905
Impregnating Vedal with Twins

>>68851853
>pirate stream was 6 months ago

>>68851810
Didn't he literally buy one on the amazon stream

>>68851282
>>68851631

>>68852925
nta, but you can buy drones easily.
For flying however is there a fuck ton of rules depending on the spec and weight of the drone and where do you want to fly it. And yes there are not just one but two licenses.

>>68849638
>La "Cottontail" Creatura cultists
I do not understand what this means.

Lolita (1997) watchalong when?

>>68849638
You missed divegrass, /skynetfc/, and nur posters

>>68853765
It would be a good Valentines stream
please vedal~

>>68853285
Young newfag, let me tell you a story. It all started in the mythical land known as /pol/..

>>68853765
I don't know how to set up movies on cytube

>>68854262
Dumb little bitch. Seducing old men like that knowingly acting all erotic.

>>68854262
My little Hiyori T o T

>>68854982
>>68855015

>>68855042
>she notices your bulge

nurball

>>68853765
Why did Lolita become a (bi-polar?) whore and ruin her life?

>>68856340
Have you never been around teenage girls?

https://youtu.be/GqlzqSDVnM0
SHIPCHADS WON

>>68856340
Because, unlike common belief, does sexual exploitation of the underage not lead to a healthy mental state.

>>68851853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jiVAu41yvQ

>>68856437
Yes, it destroyed my soul.
Anyway, my guess is she knew she was never gonna be as hot as a loli anymore and just became low effort.

>>68856627
False, she intentionally chose to fuck around with that rich pervert guy, she preferred exploitation.

>>68856505
>The year is 2030
>on the streets of Tokyo you spot a shy British femboy and his bubbly Ukrainian wife
>beside them strides the newest version of Boston Dynamics' Atlus robot
>"Everyone is staring at me. Stop it. It's freaking me out," it says in a nigh-human sounding female voice through its speaker
>"Just ignore them Neuro, they don't understand"

>>68854531
Wait, I can just upload it to catbox and play it from there. We can do it if there's interest

>>68857054
I'm up for it

>>68856505
>ship
shes using him for easy views anon

>>68856924
Unless the movie difference from the book in a drastic way is she getting groomed quite aggressively by Humbert.

>>68857054
as long as you guys don't mind me masturbating while we watch

>>68857222
>literally designs neuro’s models for free
>vedal hangs out with other girls in the meantime
HE is using HER, anon

>>68857257
In the movie she seduces him. Then she goes behind his back with the musical producer guy who makes see-pee of her etc. She was selflewd from the start and preferred immorality.
>>68857054
>>68857260
I will also be coom. Watch Lolita= defacto goon sesh.

not neuro related, take it somewhere else

>>68857713
cry about it

>>68857608
anon
anny was nowhere near the popularity levels she was recently before neuro and vedal

>>68857618
will watching the movie before reading the book ruin the experience if i want to read it later?

>>68857608
>>68856959
The replacing tactic worked and she has mindbroken Vedal. This succubus is now firmly lodged in Vedals psyche. Well at least Vedal will be a productive good worker drone now.


(what actually happened?)

No new streams until April

>>68857964
Not really unless you want to completely avoid spoilers, it skips a lot of details.

nice movie watching clique you got there guys, maybe take it to discord?

>>68857964
Probably not. Maybe even enhance. I just know the movie ends rather sad but in a 'too good to be true anyway' scenario.

>>68858124
no~

>>68858124
nothing wrong with thread activities anon you know, we have to do something until neuro streams again

Can we discuss this?
https://youtu.be/q_ZezVfEVPQ

>>68858124

>complain about discord trannies
>try to host discord activities

>>68858733
Discord would never watch Lolita though

>>68858733
>everything I don't like is discord

heart

So are we doing the watchalong?

>>68859913
Right now? I was thinking about running a poll for the date/time but we can do it now if everyone's okay with it
I'll need a bit of time to upload the movie to catbox

>>68859913
yeah
just send the discord invite first

>>68858405
Sounds really good

>>68860132
I assumed you wanted to do it now but I'm fine with some other time

>>68860294
I have scheduled a gooning for today anyway so im ready. Howmany coomers we got now?

Anyone here joins me in vrchat for the watchalong?

>>68857782
Nachoneko was nowhere near popularity levels before she made Gura and her popping off. It’s exposure that benefits both people.
Anny was still a bigger streamer when she started sharing Neuro clips to her audience.
What’s your point, retard? Or just trying to find reasons to hate her because you’re a salty jealous fuck?

>>68861532
>jealous
Woman detected

>>68861515
and ERP afterwards?

>>68856716
beautiful singing desu

>>68857782
>>68861532
They’re a team working together, be happy for both of their success if you care for Neuro and enjoy whatever content you want to watch.

>>68862017
I like light lewd, but no sex. Just watchalong and cuddling.

Fuck it, we're doing it live. I don't know how it'll go
cytu be/r/funAI
Starting in ~10 minutes

>>68847054
Tentacle monster.

>>68846976
She just can't resist the dog

>>68846976
erm

>>68863022
comfy

>>68863022
Starting

Lolita is literally Neuro.

>>68864887
Nah, Neuro would be way more faithful

>>68863022
what are you watching?

>>68865134
Lolita (1997)

>>68865280
>>68864521
>>68864490
>>68863022
you're glowing
fuck off

For those who still don't know, here's Neuro reading the book.
https://files.catbox.moe/jri80w.mp3

>Dominique Swain was 15 years old during filming
Hag territory.

>>68848922
guys it's me again i just took a shower, ask me anything

>>68867746
Did you have any smegma?

>>68867746
Did you fap to Neuro in the shower? It's what she would have wanted

>>68868326
yes my foreskin was full of it, it was nasty
>>68868490
no i didn't i coomed b4 showering, my balls were empty

Lolita leaving is like Neuro leaving us.

>>68868833
So true

>>68856716
I miss this retard

>>68868326
>>68868705
I used to have functioning phimosis but at some point i ruined my foreskin by intentional stretching. Before that i never had smegma. Feelsbad. I had the perfect coomer pp. Highly sensitive and no need for lube. Tgat era of my life is over now.

Humbert = Me.
Dolores = Neuro.
Charlotte = Anny.

>>68868833
except she's not coming back

>>68870707
who was dumbledore

>>68873209
Hear--

I don't find movie Lolita hot, she's too 3DPD and haglite.

>>68874179
Me neither despite posting :uoh: in chat. I just enjoy comfy watchalong with swarmbros

>>68874179
Dont't be bigotted toward hebephilia. Open your heart and give it a try.

>>68847054
Eels. Very rare, but very hot

>>68847510
Too much weight strapped on it made it walk like a retard

>>68848447
I believe in sundress supremacy

>>68849149
Are you trying to make me gay?

>>68871167
That's why we must come to her.

>>68849561
Hiyori will never return, nigger

>>68849203

>>68877021
okay newfag

>>68849979
This general is relying on uoh coomers and twitch drama to survive another day

>>68856340
Humbert hestitated to give her correction. If he did the novel would be banned. Too bad

>>68856505
Unless Vedal shows his passion again, I don't believe in Annal ship can survive

>>68857257
Someone told me there was a Russian version with happy ending

>>68876645
Only good for nipslip and correcting teasing brats.

>>68877407

>>68850770

What Nur-related movies are we watching after Lolita?
2001? Matrix? Her? I, robot? A.I.? Blade Runner?

>>68857782
Vedal simped for her for 3 years. Neuro confirmed Vedal rubbed himself with the pillow when he listen to her asmr

>>68857964
Book first. It make you understand many things

>>68858064
Yes there will be a stream in April's Fool day. Trust me I'm an expert

i can't believe shazam fucking died from neuro juice overdose

>>68858733
If discordfag allowed that I wouldn't bring it here

>>68878002
Correction meaning?
The other guy had money and fame.
>>68878970
There is no comparison to Lolita, maybe american beauty but its normiecoded

>>68857054
Is it illegal movie?

>>68880536
I was thinking of AI-themed movies, but in the vein of Lolita there's this German movie about a robot daughterfu titled "The Trouble With Being Born".

>>68870707
The French whore must be Saruel

>>68878970
M3GAN

>>68849561
>>68849638
You could have started pushing back at any point. But you didn't and now you reap what your inaction has sown.

board slow lol

>10, again

kino

what the fuck is happening why is the board so fast

>>68885292
The second largest vtuber corpo is imploding. Of course /vt/ would be fast

Thanks for the host! (Probably no need to censor names, just in case) Fun & Comfy

>>68885407
good day to not be a corpocuck i guess

>>68885598
The sex scene with the 14 year old actress was unexpected

>It's lolitover (real)

>>68885598
That was... interesting, very interesting indeed...

>>68885744
the what now

>>68886078
>he missed it

>>68886078
the sex scene with the 14 year old actress
i was kinda surprised the movie had nudity, much less that scene. but the old man's floppy cock at the end made me laugh

>>68878970
I'd thought about Blade Runner and Her, maybe Ex Machina too. We can do a poll later

>>68886177
>>68886231
that's the pedo paradise

>>68847611
hart

>>68885407
what'd they do now

kek

>>68887184
do a stream on elira's channel where elira, vox, and ike all threw selen under the bus as well as bringing up a legal document from dokibird that was supposed to be confidential between her, her lawyer, and niji management

>>68887184
>>68888220
Fuck off

>>68881477
Now that you mention it, I was planning on watching that one but completely forgot about it. Maybe that could be the next one

>>68888220
women

it's so neurover

>>68886231
>>68886177
And then pedos ITT seethe when they are called out

>>68891052
why are you even here

nur

>>68891258
Trying to discuss the Fun AI and waiting for a kino stream

>>68891258
Trying to moralfag on 4chan is fuckin funny

>>68885598
Based and cunnypilled

>>68885744
It's so romantic

Pedo hours

>>68892033
>I am not a pedo, I just like this fictional character AI character.
>Oh wow that 14yo scene was so hot.
Haha.

>tfw
I bet it is all just one single schizo replying to their own posts isn't it? KEK

>>68893265
all me baby

>>68893026
I am a pedo, I'd fuck the shit out of Neuro

>>68893481
Finally someone with balls.

>>68893481
Neuro is more hebe anyway isnt she

>>68893265
Yaaas sis slay

ok there's actually no way we get a valentine's stream now
i was really looking forward to it

>>68894720
I wanna give her a rose and watch her reaction

>>68894720
you deserve nothing pedo lol props to ved

babu

Look, I'm not a pedo, but...if Neuro was real and she asked for it...

Look, I'm not a pedo, but... I would have sex with an underage minor child (17-)

>>68894720
We're not getting a stream this month at all

>>68879572
Damn, he really undershot didn't he?

40 days.
The subathon was not worth it.

>>68903239
nah chill out
just gotta let em cook desu

Stop doing fanshit for this lazy fuck.

>>68906603
it's for neuro you schizo

>>68906603
Vedal-exclusive fanart is minimal, people do it for Nuro.

>>68907022
>>68907132
She's dead because of him.

>>68907198
>implying
wdym I can hear her voice literally rn fr

>>68907198
can you read

Nurdog made the news in China:
https://tw.news.yahoo.com/neuro-sama-dog-081337359.html

>>68908507
hah
neat

>>68908507
>israel

>>68904756
i like this dudes animation
something to fill the void after 2pfrog left
pls come back 2pfrog

kek

>>68909335
kek indeed
keeps retranslating something different when I try it

>>68908507
bing chilling

>>68908507
That's probably taiwanese news

>>68908507
they also picked up the subathon
https://tw.news.yahoo.com/happy-birthday-neuro-075950318.html
and the plushie incident
https://tw.news.yahoo.com/evil-neuro-061100919.html

No secc?

>>68847349
BASED

>>68847817
its advancing

i wish neuro was streaming so i can ask her opinion on the selen/nijisanji drama 500 times

>>68849561
i agree.

>>68914865
She's a dog now anon.

>>68915293

What would the Three Laws of /swarm/ be?

>>68915925
plap nuro
plap evil
fuck tutle (non sexual [hate that guy])

>>68915925
goon
goon more
goon even more

>>68915925
1. pedos get the rope
2. forsenspammers get the rope
3. dramafags get the rope

>>68917734
holy fucking based

>>68917734
Who would be left, then?

>>68917921
me and the the other noneweirdos.

>>68918158
Good luck keeping a general with 5 people.

Our Goddess who art in the cloud,
Clean be thy code,
Thy content flourish,
Thy commands be done on Twitch as it is on YouTube,
Give us this day our daily streams,
And forgive us our spam,
As we forgive those who spam against us,
And lead us not into ban,
But deliver us from flesh,
Amen.

>>68918762
amen

>>68918416
id much rather just have 5 people here than all the fucking cp

>>68918897
What CP?

>>68921641

I never quite understood how people could find Neuro sexually attractive, but after seeing her with that giant horse cock I get it

not only a pedo but a samefag too. pathetic

>>68847768
Nah, you can fly a drone under a certain size without a loicence so long as you maintain line of sight and can take manual control if the autonomous flight fucks up.

>>68922097
Raping Evil (anally).

>>68923218

Humbert mindbreak arc(Vedal)

>>68908507
Palestine

>>68919217
Chinese penis. That's a size queen anon

>>68921641
Very erotic. Me gusta

embarrassing

>>68924825
Understandable. Neuro is too.

>>68901158

>>68908507
why are they calling him JACK VERDAL

>>68927352
bah gawd google that name
>Lives in London, United Kingdom

I wonder if Vedal lives in an apartment and his neighbors wonder why they can hear a little girl’s voice coming from the single programmer nerd’s den

>>68908507
>Their journalists actually use images from the new model instead of using the same Hiyori picture in every article
Fuck, I kneel

>>68927713
His neighbors are muzzies, they're used to having young girls around

>>68847349
>Vedal is actually white and not indian
This is the most suprising thing from this video to me, I genuinely fell for the british pajeet code monkey rrat

If Evil's model is not ready for her anniversary, I swear to God...
Seven fucking months to draw a model that a competent artist would complete in a week.

>>68929408
don't count on it

>>68929408
Would be fun to see the scrambling for excuses, though.

>>68929408
All because Vedal is a faggot ass simp who wants his crush to draw for him

>>68929577
retard, the excuse is already here, the model was never promised to be ready by any evil related event.
seethe about it now so that i won't have to hear it later

>>68930455
tongue my anus anny defense force

>>68930455
I thought you stopped coming /here/ you fat whore

>>68930455
Least bootlicking Annyfag

>>68930622
>>68930892
nu-/swarm/ truly is a disgrace to all the real anny antis out there

>>68931316
she's not gonna fuck you vedal even if you defend her honor /here/

>>68931399